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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  Před 3 lety +15

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    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 3 lety

      If you can, tell Woody to tell Jackie to not use liquid soap like that again. Liquid soap binds water to fat, which is why it removes grease so effectively. It is lethal when ingested. That lipophilic action is why people die from Tide PODS®.

    • @rumpled4skin271
      @rumpled4skin271 Před 3 lety

      @@manictiger my dads girlfriends always made me use soap in the mouth when I cussed at the age of 6 or so and I lived. I think the key is to not ingest a large mouthful of it

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 3 lety +1

      @@rumpled4skin271
      Bar of soap is different. Lipophilic soap is how you wind up on a Chubbyemu video.

    • @michaelc9140
      @michaelc9140 Před 2 lety

      Thanks woody, this helps me understand ill be ok

    • @dominicdangelo4801
      @dominicdangelo4801 Před rokem

      Woody's mom's religious transformation makes so much sense now....
      Very very common.
      It's hopeless she'll be able to self realize this.
      But the cognitive dissonance won't allow her to realize just how awful what she did was
      .....
      I mean this is very very uncommon for kids even back in Woody's time growing up

  • @kyledodge496
    @kyledodge496 Před 3 lety +431

    Woody literally got the shit beat out of him.

  • @Hoffmayne
    @Hoffmayne Před 3 lety +449

    “What you call child abuse, I call childhood” one of the few relatable quotes from WoodT

    • @gingersaremad
      @gingersaremad Před 3 lety +37

      If his childhood beatings are relatable than your parents are abusive because woody's parents probably should have faced jail time for the shit they did.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety +30

      @@gingersaremad "probably" should? The definitely should

    • @loganjohnson3933
      @loganjohnson3933 Před 3 lety +13

      @@gingersaremad lol bro my beatings make Woody's sound tame

    • @Loudest_Cricket_
      @Loudest_Cricket_ Před 3 lety +11

      Agreed.
      Ever taken the buckle side of a belt to the side of the head? I have.
      I'm 25 now, fuck it.

    • @Loudest_Cricket_
      @Loudest_Cricket_ Před 3 lety +8

      @@ZeranZeran That was solely my father.
      My mother's a saint.
      My father... not so much.

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 Před 3 lety +342

    Kyles physical reactions to woodys story shitting himself from getting beaten are fucking amazing

    • @kyledodge496
      @kyledodge496 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah I woke my wife up laughing at that.

    • @alexn2702
      @alexn2702 Před 3 lety +16

      In Kyles’ defence, laughing and stuff is how someone who is CLEARLY uncomfortable, and can’t figure out how to reacted does. (Mind you it was amazing the comedy him and murka could bring from such a dark topic)

    • @dumbguy6843
      @dumbguy6843 Před 3 lety +2

      I grew up on a farm in the 90s... Beatings happened, never shit my self.

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony Před 3 lety +9

      @@dumbguy6843 congrats dumb guy. You took your childhood beatings like a champ. You need help homie that's not something to brag about

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony Před 3 lety +1

      @@copcuffs9973 woof. Sorry for you homie, I never got that much. I totally had the bricks to me on occasion, but my parents were alot more verbal than physical, I get where you are coming from, but you can spring back from cigarette burns, or a bruise. Mental scars are alot harder to get rid of, often they go hand in hand. So I feel for you homie, I hope you get better. Even to this day my parents manipulate my feelings to forgive them, then immediately turn around and treat me like garbage that does nothing for them, as soon I get the chance I'm cutting ties and moving out of state to be a forest recluse. (for the record I don't live with or use them in anyway nowadays, they are strangers to me essentially)

  • @WilbertMoore
    @WilbertMoore Před 2 lety +27

    Woody saying “I was a bad kid tho!” Sounds like a spousal abuse victim saying “I did piss them off first tho!”

  • @jeremy486
    @jeremy486 Před 3 lety +171

    When my mother realized her disciplining didn't work, I was always left in existential dread waiting for the old man to get home

    • @xBromsfanx
      @xBromsfanx Před 3 lety +39

      "Wait til your dad gets home" Lol oh shit thats what it was like for me

    • @ay-leck1369
      @ay-leck1369 Před 3 lety +16

      @@xBromsfanx those words would send shivers down my spine

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 Před 3 lety +21

      Just reading that made me cringe in dread.
      My dad worked 12 to 14 hour days, so even though I got out of school at 3, I'd be waiting until at least 7 for him to get home, and the waiting was always the worst part.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety +5

      Thats when you hide a knife

    • @xJokerzWild
      @xJokerzWild Před 3 lety +12

      @@ClaytonTheCracker Seek help.

  • @natenate2280
    @natenate2280 Před 3 lety +50

    14:04 kyle realizing woody's mom is a maniac (mentally unstable) who released stress by beating child woody

  • @svmmyb0i220
    @svmmyb0i220 Před 3 lety +130

    Genuinely thought there was someone sitting very still behind Kyle for the first 3 minutes

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 Před 3 lety +2

      i thought it was some ed gienn skin suit shit

    • @svmmyb0i220
      @svmmyb0i220 Před 3 lety

      @@jakenbake4555 hahaha fair enough

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 Před 3 lety +1

      @@svmmyb0i220 does it not look like a giant suit full of beef? XD

    • @svmmyb0i220
      @svmmyb0i220 Před 3 lety

      @@jakenbake4555 yeah no I definitely see it, and it also seems like the kind of thing Kyle would have 😂

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 Před 3 lety +3

      @@svmmyb0i220 surprised taylor hasnt used the bbc couch meme as his background

  • @bigbrainisaiah0672
    @bigbrainisaiah0672 Před 3 lety +59

    Woody's parents never heard of the saying "dont cry over spilled milk"

    • @mrnorquale8991
      @mrnorquale8991 Před 2 lety +1

      This phrase was told to me by boss. I went through a breakup and was in a really weird spot and that shit helped way more then a 19 yr old man would like to admit. saying that to myself kept myself from breaking down so much and kept me pushing and I'm about through it.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Před 2 lety

      Just because you are being beat doesnt mean you are allowed to cry.

  • @bradwurst8141
    @bradwurst8141 Před 3 lety +171

    The spilled drink beating followed by the leaving rings beating, and how well Woody remembers them, is really sad and clearly damaged him. Funny af though

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. Před 2 lety +1

      abuse = a hoot
      it's science

  • @thomasharris743
    @thomasharris743 Před 3 lety +92

    No wonder woody tried to off himself at what was it 17

    • @thomasharris743
      @thomasharris743 Před 3 lety +2

      @Ps4 Playz it was t on the podcast it’s a actual video from woodys channel

  • @lilvcifxr
    @lilvcifxr Před 3 lety +48

    What if this is the reason woody twitches

  • @ChipFreeSpace
    @ChipFreeSpace Před 3 lety +15

    "So shes beating the fuck outta me at 7" Woody says trying to hold back tears

  • @shagnasty9028
    @shagnasty9028 Před 3 lety +194

    Dear lord. I feel bad for woody. I got hit as a kid, but gawd dam.

    • @yesihaveasmallpenisbut5422
      @yesihaveasmallpenisbut5422 Před 3 lety +9

      Woody is a liberal.

    • @PRS-qh5jf
      @PRS-qh5jf Před 3 lety +30

      @@yesihaveasmallpenisbut5422 yea they beat him liberal bro. That's not cool. THAT'S NOT COOL AT ALL BRO!

    • @ileryon4019
      @ileryon4019 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yesihaveasmallpenisbut5422 he is?

    • @bobsandwich3431
      @bobsandwich3431 Před 3 lety

      @@yesihaveasmallpenisbut5422 I thought he was big on guns

    • @acetheunibear3371
      @acetheunibear3371 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bobsandwich3431 Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive people are just used to liberals hating guns.

  • @WreveAU
    @WreveAU Před 3 lety +69

    Everyone listening to this like "oh my god Woody that's a horrible thing for a child to go through, holy shit"
    Meanwhile Kyle with his shirt over his mouth unable to breathe and shaking from laughter

  • @artupedraza
    @artupedraza Před 3 lety +45

    How did no one take the opportunity to say that woodys mom beat the shit out of him?

  • @Therealmudbone
    @Therealmudbone Před 3 lety +23

    There’s something satisfying about seeing big guests like Anthony and Brandon H. Be completely invested in conversations

    • @iodinecola326
      @iodinecola326 Před 2 lety +1

      I love some of the other guests but my favorite might be Harley

    • @Therealmudbone
      @Therealmudbone Před 2 lety

      @@iodinecola326 he’s almost a host at this point dude lmao

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles Před rokem +2

    I grew up in a Jehovia's Witness family and child abuse was considered an important part of raising a child. They often spout that "spare the rod spoil the child" line in church all the time and my dad took it to heart.

  • @clint.b.j.5490
    @clint.b.j.5490 Před 3 lety +7

    Never punish while angry

  • @Kino_pup
    @Kino_pup Před 3 lety +23

    Dad literally boxed me with bare fist. 240lb bodybuilder fireman, fueled by roids. Resulted in not being able to go to school for a week because of black eyes. Literal child abuse. Stopped when I was big enough from lifting and years of boxing on my end.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety

      Did you get him back?

    • @Kino_pup
      @Kino_pup Před 3 lety +10

      @@ClaytonTheCracker nope, he died when I turned 18. 12 years ago. Was gonna tell him I supremely disliked him existing and see how he’d respond and move out but he denied me the satisfaction by dying. He was murdered by someone else he pissed off. True story. I had to be diagnosed with ptsd and show it to the schoolboard so I could pass high school cause the black eyes made me miss more than allowed days of absence. Lied and didn’t report what was going on so cps wouldn’t take away my sister, so our lives weren’t completely fractured ,cause mom was complicit and didn’t say shit or stop shit.

  • @teddytwoguns2846
    @teddytwoguns2846 Před 3 lety +222

    I remember the only time my mom tried to discipline me she hit me I was terrified and then she hit me I just started laughing and then she gave me a way to my grandparents and I never saw her again

    • @philthethotdestroyer4194
      @philthethotdestroyer4194 Před 3 lety +60

      certified bruh moment

    • @jakbutfromjakanddaxter
      @jakbutfromjakanddaxter Před 3 lety +19

      I remember the only time my mom tried to discipline me, she hit me. I just started laughing and then she gave me away to my grandparents, I never saw her again.
      Grammar helps sometimes.

    • @puffco4202
      @puffco4202 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jakbutfromjakanddaxter I believe he meant to say his mom hit him and he was terrified until she hit him again than he just started laughing. but idk

    • @CaliNux.
      @CaliNux. Před 3 lety +2

      I love a happy ending

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 Před 3 lety +3

      That has happened to me in a way she didn't give me away but it stopped the abuse she had grabbed me by the throat and pushed me against the wall and I just grabbed her hand and pulled it back and told her she's not gonna touch me like that anymore and she just walked away and she never hit me severely after that

  • @souperr4096
    @souperr4096 Před 3 lety +27

    pls change the name of this "Woody Talks about his Child Abuse"

  • @chadm9944
    @chadm9944 Před 3 lety +14

    About moms losing control and reacting out of anger rather than formal discipline, story of my life lol. Having a 5’1 Puerto Rican/Italian mom, I’ve been hit by just about anything

    • @KingIbanazzi
      @KingIbanazzi Před 2 lety

      Mine is sicilian and panamanian.... Sólo nosotros conocemos él dolor

    • @Squidgawddd96
      @Squidgawddd96 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Lol one time my mom stomped my ass , I remember after 14 she quit hitting me cause I told her just don’t hit me in the face an we’ll be ok she made it seem to my uncles that I hit her lol

  • @KingIbanazzi
    @KingIbanazzi Před 3 lety +51

    woodys mom sounds alot like my mother. she has bpd atleast. bruh the physical and posychological abuse woody endured is EXACTLY like my mothers abuse. how did you fix your mindset woody? im 30 and i still cant get passed it

    • @rodrigovasquez9322
      @rodrigovasquez9322 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ss5william100 Harsh, but I can't help but laugh a little at that comment

    • @hubertnitkowski9583
      @hubertnitkowski9583 Před 3 lety

      @@ss5william100 nice though guy

    • @Eutikus
      @Eutikus Před 3 lety

      @@ss5william100 damn thats rough

    • @justingoodwyn3824
      @justingoodwyn3824 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ss5william100 woody stopped himself from making vaping his personality

    • @mikepetruccelli4177
      @mikepetruccelli4177 Před 3 lety +10

      Sometimes you need to talk to someone a professional that can help..

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33

    Mum gave me the slipper, my granddad used a belt, I'll use fortnite bucks

  • @marcusedwards5177
    @marcusedwards5177 Před 3 lety +30

    I feel a bit bad for typing this but I guess woody has a reason for crying over spilt milk.

    • @CUNOWINS
      @CUNOWINS Před 3 lety +1

      What’s that mean?

    • @marcusedwards5177
      @marcusedwards5177 Před 3 lety +1

      @@CUNOWINS it means that there is no reason to cry/freak out over something that's not really important

  • @mikepetruccelli4177
    @mikepetruccelli4177 Před 3 lety +6

    It’s sad he still thinks he was a bad kid… no Woody u were just a kid..😔

  • @Goomba_N64
    @Goomba_N64 Před 3 lety +30

    Woodys storys sound like my mom border line abusive and it wasn't even a money thing.

    • @iamchef8544
      @iamchef8544 Před 3 lety

      @J hit em with a belt is fine in my eyes it

    • @a-sea-of-salad5040
      @a-sea-of-salad5040 Před 3 lety +7

      @@iamchef8544 you cross the line as soon as you’re such an immature fucking low-life loser that you put your hands, or any other utensil, on a child with intent to harm them

  • @BadVoodo0
    @BadVoodo0 Před 2 lety +4

    The fucked up part is that woody actually did turn out ok in the end.

  • @nathantower5565
    @nathantower5565 Před 2 lety +3

    My mom hates it when I talk about how often she whooped us.

    • @courier6ix9ine95
      @courier6ix9ine95 Před 2 lety +3

      Do you think it’s about guilt or the loss of her reputation

    • @Dhips.
      @Dhips. Před 2 lety +1

      Never stop

  • @thomasharris743
    @thomasharris743 Před 3 lety +21

    Kyles voice has changed through the years eow

  • @FromCorporations
    @FromCorporations Před 3 lety +6

    As a kid, nothing was more terrifying than my mom's voice saying: "Just wait till you dad gets home!"

  • @trentkaiser5639
    @trentkaiser5639 Před 3 lety +4

    Woody's parents literally made him cry over spilled milk.

  • @julianmeltod9774
    @julianmeltod9774 Před 3 lety +9

    This is the funniest video I ever saw of the pka podcast

  • @mrman8871
    @mrman8871 Před 3 lety +12

    I once ran across the street without looking both ways, my mom beat me so hard my feet came off the ground every time they touched it again.😂😂

  • @drippy6706
    @drippy6706 Před 2 lety +4

    I remember trying to hide a pillow in my pants before a good whooping don't think it ever worked thou lol

  • @bubbly6379
    @bubbly6379 Před 2 lety +8

    I feel awful for woody, my mom was very similar when I was a child. She would hit me and my siblings just for "being too loud" which meant we weren't allowed to do things other kids were able to, like nerf guns or even playing games outside. Also had a time where I was hit hard enough on the head with a wooden spoon to break the spoon, simply for saying she hit me too much

    • @novac1990
      @novac1990 Před 2 lety +3

      I have a buddy who's dad was like that. We were 10 and one day he came to school was quiet and left early. It turns out he was eating out somewhere with his dad and sister. His sister said something funny and my freind laughed to loud. When he got home his dad made him go get a switch, he came back with one his dad considered to small so his dad went and cut a branch that was as thick as a silver dollar.
      He was beaten so bad that he couldnt sit in the seats at school and was out for 2 days. His grandmother came and picked him up and she threatened his father (her son) that if he did that again she would shoot him.
      I remember once we got caught smoking pot at 16 by his dad and he just commenced to close fist beating his son.
      That shit stoped once he got 18 when his dad tried the same shit but my friend was stronger and told him that if he touched him again he would beat him to death.
      He is still my best freind to this day and it's been over 20 years but you can tell the continuous abuse his dad gave has molded how he sees himself and the world.

  • @craigdoran7873
    @craigdoran7873 Před 3 lety +31

    I usually got a belt or open hand. It was never an actual beating and tbh I deserved it every time.

    • @philthethotdestroyer4194
      @philthethotdestroyer4194 Před 3 lety

      same

    • @bigchubb5268
      @bigchubb5268 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey dont feel bad now ire an adult you can beat yourself,hell if your lucky some woman might do it for you

    • @iamchef8544
      @iamchef8544 Před 3 lety

      @AYO_TUKIE i was beat with a close hanger shit was fucking funny now lookin back at it

    • @destinjones6624
      @destinjones6624 Před 2 lety

      I mean did you?

  • @charlesyoung3444
    @charlesyoung3444 Před 3 lety +7

    My mom never began trying to beat me until I was stronger than her

    • @LetsgoBrandon2023
      @LetsgoBrandon2023 Před 3 lety

      It was the opposite for me

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 Před 2 lety

      My mom stopped hitting me once she saw I was much stronger than her. I’ll never understand the logic of parents hitting kids. All it does is normalize corporal punishment and abuse.

  • @HonorarySaiyan
    @HonorarySaiyan Před 2 lety +2

    What Woody's teacher said about him is EXACTLY what my teacher said about me.

  • @danak8863
    @danak8863 Před 3 lety +9

    My dad's go to move was to throw me down a flight of stairs.

  • @Bigbilly-ms9bn
    @Bigbilly-ms9bn Před 3 lety +15

    I was also called a retard by a teacher. Happened earlier to Woody. It was 3rd grade for me. My mom did stick up for me on that one though, she isn't allowed on that cities school properties for life.

  • @mikepetruccelli4177
    @mikepetruccelli4177 Před 3 lety +9

    I absolutely feel ya woody...

  • @chrisxl5152
    @chrisxl5152 Před 3 lety +2

    My mom used to fish around the kitchen drawer and the sound of multiple potential beating tools clanging together always scared the shit out of me. "I YIELD, I YIELD!!"

  • @ChronoTango
    @ChronoTango Před 3 lety +2

    It’s parents like Woody’s that necessitated parents like his friend’s to make the idiom “don’t cry over spilled milk.”

  • @camronwilliams4423
    @camronwilliams4423 Před 3 lety +20

    "What you call child abuse I call childhood" I can relate lol

  • @carey_metv
    @carey_metv Před 3 lety +43

    I definitely had respect beat into me. My kids have it lucky because I promised myself at a young age I wouldn't do to my kids what my parents did to me.

    • @KingIbanazzi
      @KingIbanazzi Před 3 lety +9

      @Ed gray good for you for breaking the cycle. I made the same decision but due to some of the abuse im not able to have children. Keep being a good mother

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj Před 3 lety +7

      I wouldn't beat my (future) kids to hurt them but I think a little spanking for misbehaving every now and then would be healthy

    • @Arucaurd
      @Arucaurd Před 3 lety +14

      @@kgkbuugj Some beatings are good, you just have to be mindful of how they're used. There's a difference between firm discipline and angry violence.
      That being said, I will make sure my future teenage son gets full on blasted in the face at least once before he's 18. Weak "adults" who have never experienced being punched 8n the face seem to think words are violence because they've never experienced actual violence. I'll be rammed if I'll let my son turn into a crybully or antifa-tard

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj Před 3 lety +2

      @@Arucaurd same

    • @ripley4601
      @ripley4601 Před 3 lety +9

      @@KingIbanazzi You were beaten so bad that it made you infertile? That's genuinely makes me want to sob, and cry my eyea out. How parents can do that, is repugnant beyond all belief.

  • @HeavyD77712
    @HeavyD77712 Před 3 lety +5

    Alright get dr drew on to evaluate woody, it's time.

  • @ddylla85
    @ddylla85 Před 3 lety +8

    My brother and I would get the belt from my dad. During my parents divorce he loaded us in the car and took us out down a dirt road.. beat the s*** outta us for no reason. Yeah, he's a great guy. Our relationship is now practically non-existent.

  • @kimborampage
    @kimborampage Před 3 lety +30

    It’s also crazy seeing a lot of people try to justify their parents beating them. Or as they say now...cope. The beatings/whooping a parents give are only out of weakness and frustration. My dad never even had to threaten me physically, all he had to do was give me a look or attitude and I listened.

    • @dissimulii
      @dissimulii Před 3 lety +5

      i empathize with my mom. single mom working full time trying to raise 2 kids. i really can't blame her for going off sometimes.

    • @northernguerrilla3168
      @northernguerrilla3168 Před 3 lety +3

      @Zak thisispublic why not try looking at both sides instead of just judging because you were obviously affected by discipline......like the man said, I totally understand why I got beaten, she was working numerous jobs whilst I was a little twat that took delight in the fact her punishment didnt bother me......I dont blame her one bit, as a father myself I only have to raise my voice to get the desired effect but my mother didnt have a man around to take that role so she did her best.

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve Před 3 lety +1

      @Zak thisispublic its not an excuse, you’re undermining the stress single mothers go through when raising a family. that guy’s mom just had two, imagine like 4 kids acting up in the house with no dad to reprimand them. it would drive anyone crazy. while beating kids is not a good thing at all, can you really blame a single mom who’s working her ass off to take care of misbehaving kids? not everyone’s 100% mentally stable angels dude, parents can get frustrated really easily with the amount of shit they deal with on a daily basis.

    • @ratking5629
      @ratking5629 Před 3 lety

      Look at kids now and say beating doesnt work

    • @kimborampage
      @kimborampage Před 3 lety +1

      @@ratking5629 you think that’s because of beatings? I bet the same percentage of kids get beat today than they did decades ago.

  • @youngfatty3931
    @youngfatty3931 Před 3 lety +14

    Neither parent never really beat me but I got spanked a few times. Then when I was 16 I squared up with my dad and got blasted 3 or 4 times in the face. Safe to say I won't do that again lol.

    • @baselhills865
      @baselhills865 Před 3 lety +21

      time's on your side, wait until hes in his 60s then take him on

    • @youngfatty3931
      @youngfatty3931 Před 3 lety +7

      @@baselhills865 even tho I deserved it, That sounds like a good idea lol.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety +7

      @@youngfatty3931 not even, just leave him in a nursing home for the rest of his life

    • @Agent_Zero-ql9tu
      @Agent_Zero-ql9tu Před 2 lety +1

      @@ClaytonTheCracker dude what is you’re problem?

  • @mr.maynard7595
    @mr.maynard7595 Před 3 lety +5

    Jesus Christ somebody get CPS over here warm blanket and a therapist

  • @LedjoSolbjor
    @LedjoSolbjor Před 3 lety +7

    Jesus christ woody

  • @joshmccollen700
    @joshmccollen700 Před 2 lety +2

    I remember at our house we'd have to be punished to find out that something was "bad." There was little instruction beforehand. It's like my parents never stopped to consider how "teacher" is inherent in the role of "parent" and they had to instruct me. I would see this principle play out years later when I briefly worked in customer service. People would call in and I'd have to gently remind them that I didn't know what they knew. That they had to tell me what they knew so that I could know it with them. It's astonishing to me how some people don't seem to realize how the rest of us can't read their minds.

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 Před rokem +2

    I bet it wasn't the last time Woody shat himself whilst getting beat I imagine it still happens

  • @letsgotomarsman
    @letsgotomarsman Před 3 lety +16

    I was 15 and wanted to go out somewhere, was arguing with my dad and he said we can go out in the front yard an if I knock him out I can go.
    All I said was you fighting your son that you raised from a baby is sad

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, no grown ass man (or woman) should ever try to fight a child.

  • @bingboompow8861
    @bingboompow8861 Před 3 lety

    the Fargo reference made me spit my beer out hahahahah!!!!

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 Před 2 lety +2

    Its nice to see Woody, hanging with his dad

  • @ileryon4019
    @ileryon4019 Před 3 lety +3

    7:14 wholesome

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 Před 3 lety +2

    Did you asked about the BITE? LOL

  • @thehighvaluecat9313
    @thehighvaluecat9313 Před 2 lety +2

    I had the same thing happen to me . Spilled milk (or some liquid) at a friend's house . And immediately got up apologizing and went to cleaning it up . And they where so nice about it . I grew up thinking my family would get mad because they would have to clean it up or something. But then I realized that I was always the one who cleaned it up . And it kinda confused me a long with many other things that still confuse me today .

  • @RebelScumThis
    @RebelScumThis Před 2 měsíci

    I love how woody always acts like he has a rags to riches story, bros family was literally upper middle class at worst

  • @thebluch
    @thebluch Před 3 lety +13

    Relatable

  • @moistvibes5697
    @moistvibes5697 Před 3 lety

    My dad knew where to hit with the belt, kept me from trouble and I appreciate it

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Před 2 lety +1

    Ants a legend, funniest man of all time

  • @Med0d0
    @Med0d0 Před 3 lety +1

    Spills a glass of milk and the doom music start playing

  • @bhbeats43
    @bhbeats43 Před 3 lety +2

    10:18 mike tyson as a child lmao

  • @Keepmovingson
    @Keepmovingson Před 3 lety +4

    Sure a few of us here were beat as kids but woodster no way did you shit yourself 😂

  • @Nakkokakum.europeenjiggalo

    I'm sorry woody I'm laughing my ass off from you're story 🤣🤣.. I got hit from a broom if I pissed of my mom as a kid lol.

  • @The-Host
    @The-Host Před 3 lety +8

    Ole man tried to poke me with a fork once. Ended up staying me. Like a 1 inch deep stab wound. Dude looked and me and with a straight face said "still wanna talk shit?" haha. I miss ya pops.

  • @abaddon7346
    @abaddon7346 Před 2 lety

    Lmao I had the high heel situation happen with a hatchet one time.

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 Před 2 lety +1

    Woody probably invented the peanut butter trick from training day

  • @madsdarre356
    @madsdarre356 Před 3 lety +12

    "so that is what happened" 🙏🙏🙏🙏 praying woody recovers, from that sick burn 😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨💥💥💥💥🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @Mecanotech
    @Mecanotech Před 3 lety

    pOS SI, the dried tears in your face as a kid is comforting.

  • @ASwagPecan
    @ASwagPecan Před 2 lety

    lmao kyle thrives off violence

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 Před 3 lety +1

    A moment of silence for woody

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot Před 3 lety +2

    My Grandma used to send us out Back to The Switch Tree & break on a branch & bring it in for her to beat us with

  • @NastyJL
    @NastyJL Před 3 lety +8

    My dad made me sleep outside once when I pushed my brother against the dresser and our TV fell on him. Also, instead of the soap in the mouth when we cussed my dad put old Valentina(a hot sauce) in our mouth and made us stand in a corner

  • @lordjebuss
    @lordjebuss Před 2 lety

    “and this is why i have a doo doo kink as an adult”

  • @dogg631
    @dogg631 Před 3 lety +1

    man i got beat before i could speak, my earliest memory was a backhand across the face, ah the times...
    i even got suffocated with a pillow in disneyland! :)

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety +5

      Put your parents in a nursing home once they are in there 60s

  • @tom-vm6ug
    @tom-vm6ug Před 3 lety +2

    I also got literally the shit kicked out of me only it wasn't my mom. It was a bunch of dudes kicking me in the head, so hard that i was losing consciousness and shitting my pants at the same time.

  • @Kellog888
    @Kellog888 Před 3 lety

    This seems rehearsed and i like it

  • @Ekdrink
    @Ekdrink Před 2 lety +1

    Worst beatings I’ve ever had were extension cords and one time I got a full big Gatorade bottle thrown at my face and it broke my nose.

  • @freddiemarquez9736
    @freddiemarquez9736 Před 3 lety +4

    Just turn the wifi off and enjoy.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker Před 3 lety

      All thats gonna do is make the kids go to their friends house, maybe even suicide if off for long enough. This generation is fucked, but I love it

  • @russlemiller6574
    @russlemiller6574 Před 3 lety +1

    I only ever got a real beating once, it was because I made a huge crying spoiled brat scene in the middle of a funeral when I was around 7-8. Never behaved like that ever again, Im pretty sure my father felt terrible as I never even saw a hint of that anger from him ever again.

  • @adamhastings3780
    @adamhastings3780 Před 2 lety +2

    Absolutly love Anthony 💘

  • @gabe8138
    @gabe8138 Před 2 lety

    Jesus woodies parents are lucky the statue of limitations is over.

  • @rlenclub
    @rlenclub Před 3 lety

    lmao I got the worst beating of my life when I told my mom I was suicidal

  • @flux_time
    @flux_time Před 3 lety

    Taylor big brain for trying to let the guest speak

  • @smiley4995
    @smiley4995 Před 2 lety +2

    Fuck, I don't want to make fun of Woody anymore....

  • @lsslattery249
    @lsslattery249 Před 3 lety

    Jesus woody I’m sorry buddy this took me back to my childhood too far. I’m sorry man.

  • @alisigdeniz9286
    @alisigdeniz9286 Před 3 lety +1

    What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?
    Nothing, they’ve already been told. Twice.

  • @Konstantin_KK
    @Konstantin_KK Před 2 lety

    wow it feels so releaving how even with a couple of generations between me and woody... we got the same ass whooping till we shat ourselfes

  • @McMintyMP
    @McMintyMP Před 3 lety +3

    I was also the worst kid my teachers ever had. They would say the same shit to my parents. Just hated being at school and the last thing I wanted to do was homework when I got home. They literally graduated me because my mom threatened them that I'd be coming back if they didn't let me graduate due to my horrible grades lmao.

  • @miniontm69
    @miniontm69 Před 2 lety +1

    My mom once tried to hit me. I ran away wearing socks and slipped and cracked my head on the heater. Blood everywhere and she never tried to hit me again.

  • @captzoom1778
    @captzoom1778 Před rokem

    You should listen to them Woody if Kyle's making sense you know it's got to be serious

  • @CS-mv5js
    @CS-mv5js Před 3 lety +3

    Epic clip! great conversation

  • @rumpled4skin271
    @rumpled4skin271 Před 3 lety +2

    I relate all to well to woodies stories except it’s usually my dad on the other end of the stories. (Correction I mean the guy who is my father, because I disowned him.)

  • @braxtonvestal777
    @braxtonvestal777 Před rokem

    I'm convinced Jerry from Rick and Morty is based on woody.

  • @Wissassin
    @Wissassin Před 2 lety

    I call that character carving.