HILARIOUS Childhood Stories | PKA & Dick Masterson
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- HILARIOUS Childhood Stories | PKA & Dick Masterson
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Dude, me and my brothers used to do that same exact shit where we turn the lights off and just fuckin hospitalize each other
my friends and I used to do that, we called it "Deathmatch"
Yeah that was fun af growing up I did the same thing
Shit was too fun. Our parents had the hard ass foam pillows and we would just beat the ever living shit out of each other. Sometimes we would round up all the old shoes and shit whip them around the room. We’d also go on the trampoline, have someone covered in a blanket. And their goal was to tackle someone while getting absolutely thrashed with pillows that we’d pack down so they fucking hit and hit hard.
It’s so much, so much fucking fun, no one leaves without getting fucked up
We called it the “in the dark game” lmao
Shit. We use to have BB gun fights. With high powered BB guns and I literally have a BB stuck inside of my cheek. My brother shot me in the face when I peeked around the corner. When I go to the dentist and get X-rayed, they are always confused about this spot there until I explain. They always ask me, "Why didn't you have it removed" or "Why not remove it now?". Well, when I got shot in the face I actually didn't realize the BB went into my cheek and I don't want to remove it because it reminds me of my younger brother, who passed away in 2013. Anyways, we got up to all kinds of crazy shit. Fighting on the trampoline. I broke both of my legs. Paintball fights on the back of 4 wheelers. Accidently ran into each other. I broke my left arm and he broke his right arm. Countless more crazy stories. Good times.
Does having it in your check affect you in anyway? Maybe remove it and keep it as something sentimental
@@OriginDBZ No, it doesn't do anything at all. Its just there. You can feel it but other than that it has no "side effects" nor causes problems.
@Weston Prather Thanks. I always felt sorry for kids that didn't have any siblings growing up because it seems like they are missing out. I also had my three cousins so I was never bored. I also got into a lot of trouble, and had a lot of fun. 20 foot skateboard sounds like fun. I broke a bone in my wrist when I was 14 while going down a steep hill on a skateboard. I fell off and tried to catch my landing using my hands. Anyways, its was one of those bones your wrist rotates on. The pain was sooooooooo bad. I had to wear a cast that whole summer. I was in Florida for that summer. It didn't stop me from going to the springs and getting in the water. It did cause a serious case of itchiness though. I scratched that arm raw with a clothes hanger. When they took the cast off, my arm looked so bad and smelled horrible.
Your childhood sounded like a fucking blast
Sorry about your brother man. That story is hilarious man gotta cherish those memories. I’ve got plenty with my family too.
Bro I’m the youngest brother of 3 and when I was about 12 he was 16 and we would have legitimate fight like it was the world boxing league
We legit taped pillows around our hands as “boxing” gloves and went to town
Same but it was 4 of us wit 4 years between us each
Im the youngest of 3 brothers and a sister. it's a miracle one of us didn't get killed. I honestly have no idea. like we were insanely ruthless. broken broomsticks to us 2 younger smaller brothers getting "powerbombed" through my parents bed frame. through dry wall we would just straight destroy that house. our poor parents
I almost had my ear cut off one time playing with my brothers. Thankfully, they (as in the Emergency Doctor's office) used liquid stitches to like glue the back of my ear back onto my head. Still have trouble hearing out of that ear sometimes tho and I'm 18 now
Dude my sister is 5 years older than me, we used to beat the shit out of each other. That's probably why I was good at fighting as a kid, at 4th grade or something I was so used to fighting my sister that I automatically grab ahold of dudes' hairs mid fight.
Fights stopped when I was strong enough to throw punches though, good times
Kyle statement about the soda proves he’s an only child anyone with siblings knows how to work an angle😂
Being only child fucking sucks
He says he has a sister but apparently she's basically shunned by the family for whatever reasons.
@@ghagzor You can't win. As an only child, i always wanted a sibling. But i remember that kids with siblings all dreamed about being an only child. You can have your crappy childhood in any flavor you like, so long as it's crappy. 🙂
But looking back, i'm happy i was an only.
@@snickle1980 I have never heard anyone say they wish they were an only child in my entire life
@@ShakenPig Then you haven’t talked to anyone with siblings lmao. Lack of knowledge from you doesn’t mean someone else is wrong 😂
I was the second youngest in a family of 12 boys that shit was like WWE on crack
Lmao me my brother and cousins were fucking lunatics together
Your mother birthed a whole soccer team with one exchange player lmao nice job
are your parents rabbits
jesus.
I love binging these old clips. They're funny as hell. Not many kids today play outside on their own, they wouldn't have a clue what to do if Mom says get out and go play and dares you back inside until she says so. I remember those days, hot af trying to think of any excuse to go back inside. Usually ended up frying my feet on the trampoline or shooting the waterhose up and pretending I made it rain. Lmao
Kyle didn't have friends before Jeremy and PKA lol
Ur profile pic makes me feel hella uncomfortable 🤣
Hey....me too
He doesn't have friends, he has henchmen
@@soggybiscotti8425 you can be both a hench and a friend. 21 fo life
@@JassZoigel if you think that, you're being manipulated and used by the person you think is your friend. You will figure it out one day
this is why I love PKA. their storytelling skills are so good!
I let my friend borrow my Black Ops 2 disc once, I was staying the night at my friends across the street from him one night and asked for it back to play. He said no. So I walked over there and I could see him in the window playing my game. So I tried calling him and he forwarded my call, shut the tv off and went to bed. I didn’t wanna wake his parents up cause they would’ve been pissed at me and he had locked all the doors. So because he wouldn’t give me my game back I did what any reasonable person would do, I took a big ole shit right on his doorstep.
Idk if this is even partially true of fully but if it is did you get your game back or did he take the poop for a trade.
@@gabe8138 poop for trade obs.
@@gabe8138 The neighbor gets to keep Blops 2 AND a fresh turd?
Talk about a shit trade.
You ever wonder why people say "took" or "take" a shit? You're actually doing the exact opposite so shouldn't it be more like gave, give, left, leave, etc... He took your game, so you left a shit. Idk why I'm even replying on a year old comment about a child vandalizing his friend's doorstep with feces over a video game but here we are. If you do see this though, I have to ask, did he or his parents notice said shit and what happened after?
@@FatalPhenom Sometimes I'll use the expression "leave a piss"
You can't really take it with you, but some folks Do try...In Florida.
Bro I legit laugh to this show
Reckon thats the idea
kinda the point
I feel you. Not many other things can make me laugh like these clips
@@John_Wales that isnt what he means im pretty sure hes saying its tough to get a laugh these days and hes suprised
Woah
As a single child till nine who has only ever had sisters I understand what Kyle went through
I once chased my brother with a knife while he laughed at me and ran in circles. Granted it was a butter knife
Thats funny I did the exact same thing, I ended trying to cut him with it and ran it across his bare stomach... it was the weirdest doctors appointment.
@@dillanmiddlebrooks3613 a butter knife? I feel like those things are more effective if you bonk someone on the head with it lmao
I threw a meat cleaver at my brother across the kitchen as hard as I could. I have panic attacks about oh how different my life would be had it hit anything more than his arm. It took a solid chunk of meat out of his forearm. I don't remember what made me do it but he was a real fucking tormenting asshole to both me and my older. his younger brother who got it worse than I did. he's better now that we all grown unless he's drunk. It's amazing nobody died.
My brother did that to my other brother lol. We named that character ‘Granny Pucket’
_"You wanted to make the green list!"_
Glad I'm not the only person who thinks like this. 😆
Came for Kyle stayed for the laughs
Kyle hates his fans
I came here for Taylor
@Cameron the way he speaks about his fans an fan interactions heck I'd believe he doesn't care haha unless you're givin' him $$ even then he'll call you a loser for buying his shirts
@@temper44 control your temper my dude did I say I needed his love an affection?!?! You one of them FPSd*ck riders? coz hate to break the news.. he don't like you or even appreciate your support
temper44 what are you saying
This is one of the podcasts I have seen in my life
@DJ Phat Phuck this is one of the comments I have read in my life
coVid assassin 😂😂😂
This is one of the comments I've made in my life
I read that like 7 times and my brain was like “I think it’s missing a word”😂💀
I saw this yesterday
Me and my bro used to be those siblings that would fight over the littlest shit and beat the shit out of each other. We had a lotta issues and aggression that took us years to work through. Home life didn't help. It took one big fight where we were both ready to kill each other to put a stop to it. We're close as can be these days.
Had a younger bratty sister couldnt do shit had 3 cousins tho we used to waterbkard eachother
Water boarded my little sister once she learned a lesson that day
That sucks. My older sister and I used to put on sparring gear and fight.
If you never played "blackout mode" as a kid, your childhood sucked bro
We played a game where we saw who could hold there breath the longest. Is that what you're talking about?
@@johnbacon4997 no that's called who can hold their breath the longest
@@johnbacon4997 no that’s called killing non replaceable brain cells
Kyle's disappointment at Taylor snitching on a potential school shooter, lmao
people always give woody shit for his bad takes but stuff like this gets almost completely ignored
"You had your own group of little Avengers" 😂😭
I don't know why that PB&J throw-up section at 2:10 made me laugh so hard.
I remember my brother would bully me, probably not much worse than most brothers. But it still impacts me to this day, how I’m anxious or don’t have leave enough to be happy or show me true emotions. Because I get the feeling someone will hit me or make fun of me because I’m too happy or sad. My brother seems to want to get on my good side for the past like 4 years, but I’m still effected. Everyone says I’m cold and show little emotion, my brother is the real reason why
The Taylor and Dick being like that’s older sibling vibes 😂
I didn’t do homework ether when I was in school lol
Hows that workin out?
@@MeatusWadius didnt do it either ...only wrote a´s and b´s althought i attended a school in germany
my philosophy was " if i dont lean it on the spot ill never do " worked out just fine .....sure i could hav probably been in the 3 best of the school but whywould i be sweating while i could just chill and still get better grades then most
@@MeatusWadius schools are just memorization after a certain point. All you really need to know is just the basics. Plus homework was originally a punishment rather than something that was mandatory
@@KRDecade2009 Bro I was being sarcastic plus if you watch PKA there’s no way in hell you did your homework
being a good brother is making the little brother do his own book report
13:18 woody whisper shouting makes this hillarious
I havent done shit since online school started and parent teacher conferences tmr so I felt that section
I never understood how people can make themselves do things that they don't immediately enjoy doing.
4:45 they're casually talking about playing with toys at 11 and 12.
Kinda realizing i may have not had normal childhood.
Indeed. I was disecting animals. Now you can get locked up for that!
I collected bones and ran around the woods saving the world with my cool sticks with worm patterns on it. Still collect bones and run around the woods 12 years later :D (I’m 18)
yeah to each their own but i never in my life played with action figures. i honestly cant remember having that many toys other than nerf guns, BB/pellet guns and all of the ball types for US sports. we had acreage and 4 wheelers, so i guess that was our main toys. we spent a lot of time riding 4 wheelers, building forts in the woods etc. we also had video games, so i never really had a playing with toys phase.
Funny how woody keeps raising his eyebrows 😂
He has Tourettes
He has Tourette's.
I used to always get my sister with the, "if you help me clean my room I'll help you clean your's" 😂
"Nah that's lame" 😂
When I was like 4 and my little brother was 3 we were left alone in the kitchen and we decided to open the fridge and have a food fight. We threw eggs at eachother, poured milk on eachother, threw grapes, smeared mayo, etcetera. After about 10 minutes of this, my mom finishes smoking her cigarette or whatever she was doing and came inside to find $100 dollars worth of groceries all over the floor and us 2 kids. Needless to say we had a lock on the fridge for years after that.
I remember a story similar to kyles where I went into two friend’s basement when I was about 10, they turned the lights off, turned a strobe light on and shot me with nerf guns.
blackout mode
My sibling and I used to just get into straight up fist fights. Lmao
Makes me smile
Woody's eyebrow tick is getting me stuck
Kind of hilarious how woody is confused by the parenting style of kids from back in the day compared to his situation as a parent. Dude, your boy is a bit touched and you have a daughter. The fuck you expect when you get those cards pulled from the deck?
Good point, he seems incapable of visualizing other people's situations
touched ?
@@potato-ud6yv i think i heard once on a podcast that his child is autistic
Talking about another mans kids in a way to degrade him should only end in a asswoopin.
@@potato-ud6yv Partial box of crackers.
Something is so much fun about just turning off the lights and trying to beat the shit of each other
It was the same for me. My dad always told me to go outside and play with my friends. He didn't let us in until it got dark (unless I had to go to the bathroom or eat, of course).
I always heard "come back when the shadows are getting taller than you are." or something along those lines.
This was before i got one of those cool calculator watches with all the tiny little number pads. Those were great. Very Mcgyver.
I'm 22 my sister is 25 since I can remember my sister had been bullying me and yelling and cussing at me for the smallest thing even if it's not my fault and my parents don't do anything because they don't want to take sides , and I'm too soft for my own good to do anything despite me being able to beat the shit out of her
Stop being a pussy you just gonna let yourself get treat like shit all your life for nothing why would you let yourself take that
Siblings my man, deal w it :)
What am I supposed to do beat her up she doesn't understand by word's
Even when we where younger and we did pretend fighting whenever I hit her a little and it hurt she would get angry and end it
Man up
My best friends parents growing up would have designated "outdoors time" to force us off electronics. And we'd go out back in the woods and fuck around in the creeks and such.
Im trying to count how many times woody furrows his eyebrow per episode i had to stop after 3 minutes
Good to see so many brothers beat the shit out of each other in the dark.
Why is this so common?
My brother and I use to cripple each other with lightsabers in pitch black
I remember I was riding my bike around the yard and older brother went by the clothes line and of course I'm an idiot and didn't think or notice anything and he pulls the line down just as I'm going under at full speed and quite literally clotheslined the shit of me in the face. I had red line across my nose and cheek and it took an hour to find my glasses because they 30-40 feet behind me where I fell cuz the clothesline acted like a slingshot lol 😂
I strongly believe that anyone with brothers has stories that most people will not believe.
I've seen siblings before. Rough stuff.
I was the youngest brother, mine being 8 years older. I useta hang out with him and his older friends skateboarding all the time from the age of about 10, he was still living at home and smoked huge amounts of weed and did loads of other drugs and shit and I knew this and was around for alot of it. I had the leverage there and always backed him up when shit hit the fan. I held all the cards as I was a pretty good kid, he had nothin on me. Haha.
Reading some of these makes me feel like my family wasn't AS fucked up as we were. I do know we were not close to the average family in even my school because all my friends told me how crazy it was when two of us would fight. We threw each other through the walls often. Glad we weren't the only siblings that did shitty things to each other it's reassuring I guess
You're a bad friend...😂😂😂
Me and my brothers would do helmets and gloves, we'd wear our hockey/lacrosse helmets put on our gloves and throw haymakers at each other in the backyard
As a Arkansas middle brother I can confirm both black out brawl downs and full blown fist fights over nonsense.
Also Taylor's arkansas accent is pretty decent but not perfect 👍🤘
The delivery of 3:55 is so funny
When I was like 6-7 my family threw a party and my dumbass as a child said I don’t need no floaties when I hadn’t learned to swim and just jumped in to the deep end of the pool and sank like a rock out of all the people who could’ve jumped in and saved me my sister jumped in and pulled me up when no other adult would I littearly wouldn’t be here without her and we both still say that she should’ve just let me go lol
I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at either of my brothers, nor have they thrown a punch at me.
10:53 those poor kids
"Alex, youre a bitch and i dont want to play with you anymore." hahahahaha
It’s funny that they don’t see that that’s how that kids dad played with him so that’s how that kid plays with other kids
Oh come on! hahahahahahhaha
I used to catch wrestle with my sisters. Fun times
I grew up like Taylor’s younger brother lmao
Man I grew up an only child and it sucked. I had to learn to do shit alone and now I can barely function in society.
thats a convenient scapegoat
I’m sorry. Everyone needs a sibling.
JDMgaming lol what I was thinking
Idk I’m an only child and I’m fine
I grew up as an only child and I kinda preferred it because I didn’t have to deal with any of the bullshit that came with brothers/sisters and I still had friends so it’s not like I spent my time alone anyway
Bruh my brothers and I used to play Ninjas in the Dark all the time
20:50 kyles sister listening to this
My mom was in charge of our school’s after school care program so she would always make friends with the parents. They would tell her sob stories about their kids being unpopular and not having any friends so my mom would arrange for me to go over to their house and hang out with them without my consent. It was miserable. There was this one kid she sent me home with who said we could play Final Fantasy when we got back to his house. I was a huge fan of the games so I was really excited but when we got back to his house I figured out he was talking about Final Fantasy XI. It’s not a very accessible game or a very fun game to just pick up and play so I basically just sat there and did my homework while watching him play for like five hours until my mom picked me up. Think about that, I was so bored that homework seemed like a fun alternative to anything else I could have been doing.
To be fair to my mom, when I was in 8th grade she sent me home with this girl I liked once because her mom thought I’d be a good influence on her. The girl had been sexually assaulted for years as a kid and had a lot of psychological issues. She had some kind of bipolar episode and shaved her head around the time we hung out. She was just a hot mess. I lost my virginity that day. Her mom pulled her out of school and sent her to live with her dad in Florida shortly after that so I’m pretty sure the girl told her what happened. She moved back up here when we were like seniors in high school or something. I wanted to hook up with her again but she had gotten fat and become even more mentally ill.
Alright james
wild stuff. And the two tend to go together. Mental illness and weight gain. Well...wherever she is (on the scale or otherwise) today, I hope she's doing better. I hope she escaped the mystical shores of Floridia.
Taylors brother should come on the show just for a growing up with taylor segment
I played with my friends and brothers when we were little in the dark we meet each other wrestling in the dark and we would call it Casper nights
Does anyone know any details of Kyle and his sister? I've watched for years but for some reason I'm in the dark on this one
He strongly dislikes her for unknown reasons
havent done homework since maybe 5th grade.
My sister and I used beat the shit out of each other and always tried to hide it from our parents.
Sick mastersons face is too small for his head
Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a comment
I think it's heavily exacerbated by the hair.
Lmao, in Elementary school, I didn’t care about grades like Taylor’s brother too lmao. I didn’t give a shit about it when I found out that my grades in highschool were the only ones that mattered for college 💀💀💀
Well the problem with that is if you dont care at least enough to squeak by each grade you'll be held back in elem/middle school until you're allowed to pass each grade. Probably wouldn't have much in common with your classmates if you're a 28 year old sophomore 😂 I legit went to hs with a guy who was held back like that. Not quite to that extent but very close. He was much older than everyone and I think they eventually either passed him to get him out or kicked him out. Dude was a dumbass but not a bad guy lol
@@FatalPhenom unfortunately, that doesn’t happen anymore. Kids are kicked out of the school system at 21 now.
my friends and i had a fight club
I never did homework
I was the kid in class that walks in with nothing. I know you must’ve had one I had a bunch of cretins I hung with.
I used to fight with my sister when i was little (she's 10 years older and was on the wrestling team) and we would go full force on eachother
😐 Reminds me of the old classic British game, Ukibong
It's a game where you turn off the lights and beat each other with tube socks.
The Brits love that game.
I was always sent "outside" I'm a 1983 baby
Brothers beating shit out of each other is real, me and my brother were always beating fuck out of each other and one of my best mates bit a chunk out of his brother ear. So yes brothers do fight.
1:18
6:30
Na that's super lame 😂😂😂😂 great comment
Me and my brother got into a fist fight and he grabbed a pool que and he broke that fucker across the back of my leg
I remember having a child’s brain and asking what ifs, knowing it was a what if, and my father would always instead of playing along tell me what would actually happen. So fucking annoying, and he was the adult, when does that happen cmon
I’m the middle child with two sisters and it’s not a very cool time.
I had video games and shooting stuff. I think in a alternate reality I had access to the guns Kyle had or I just lived the the US
Kyle is da fukin funniest 1
nice
Indeed
nice
I had a cousin shoot me in the face with a paintball gun another one broke my arm
Why does kyle hate his sister?
His sister was driving his brothers around and they had an accident and the brothers didn’t make it but she did
@@theraccoonman6414 that's true?
My brother beat the shit out of me so bad once I shit myself because I died in halo 2, older brother beatings are vary real
That moment you rewatch this after the stream and remeber how epic these dudes are and even try to make a podcast in there honor
Yeah woody only reason you won against your brother is it was 2v1.....im 4 years older than my brother he finally hit a growth spirt when i was like 19.....he decided to punch me in the arm and start a game of shot for shot....right infront of mom.....she even warned him not too.....yeah he got to find out just how much i was holding back when he was smaller lol....older brothers hold alot back
literally never once played with action figures making them fight and shit. i might mess around posing them but thats pretty much all. never really had that kind of imagination
edit: bruh only children have it MADE fuckin my sister would bite me outta nowhere so hard that i bled
I played with toys since I was in my teens. Turns out I learned a cool way of choreographing fight scenes
Playing with toys at 12? I still bought them but they all stayed in the box lol
While 2:13 was funny it's not exactly what I wanted to hear while brushing my teeth
Woody dropping a classist bomb there at the end lmao.
Poor people are stupid apparently
Kyle sucks so bad
I wish I had a brother, sisters suck