Scuba divers catching king crabs for dinner. Warning. Video contains scenes that may cause strong emotional disturbance and may be harmful especially to children of young age.
He's probably the most scared and horrified he's ever been and probably more scared than most humans have ever been, but you can't exactly hear him screaming or see him flail around, cause' crabs aren't exactly the most squirmy and quick in the sea :^)
GhamPlays Not really, because other consumers/scavengers would feed on the unedible parts and little meat in the body, which humans dont have a huge use of because it has a small body. It feeds the wild.
GhamPlays The meat in the body is soo small its inedible for humans so he leaves it there for scavenging sea creatures to eat it so nothing is going to waste
Crab: la la la just walking Guy: *shoves crab to the ground* Crab: Hey who the hell-*stab* OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!RELEASE ME!! Guy: *shoves knife into face twice* Crab:.... Tgh.... Ugh...... Annnnd there goes my leg..... And another......2 more.... Guy: *steals legs*
S H in today's society yes, its bad to care about the pain and suffering of other living beings. To me? No, I'm glad that you're sympathetic and understand pain.
I mean, as humans, we were designed to only eat fruits and vegetable, so having sympathy and having a slight feeling of discomfort seeing the crab get knifed and de-limbed sounds pretty normal for us herbivores tbh
I love how it ends with one of the other divers dangling the crab by its leg before the feed cuts off, the divers are like, "SHUT OFF THE CAMERA THEY'VE SEEN ENOUGH!" or some shit like that.
love how the first crab and brutally murdered then you see the next bunch of crabs hiding under a rock like they saw the first murder..."awe shit he found us"
Catch means jabbing them in the face multiple times then cutting off the limbs off leaving off a large piece of their head and taking the rest in a net in their language xD
That crab was just taking a nice sunday stroll then BAM knife to the face.
lol ikr
+Kk Harvey couldn't help but laugh at that lol he went for the one trying to escape
LOL
Brittle 😂😂😂 I thought I was the only one laughing about that, until after I read the comments. Like a prison stabbing.
Brittle, that made my day 😂
How to Catch a King Crab:
Step 1) Face fuck it repeatedly with a diving knife
Step 2) Profit
Ryan Zasuly LOL
Ryan Zasuly of
"Catch"
Ryan Zasuly LOL
Ryan Zasuly XDDDDD
Man just going for a walk and gets shanked in the face
Paul Frost it’s like getting robbed but the only thing there robbing is your soul
Yes welcome to the UK
after i read that i got a taco bell notification, i was on. the floor
@@mrcapalot4408 crab tacos
@@lookitsdapotato5445 and your limbs and you are immobilized
Crab:
“What a nice day- wh- who are yo- AHHHH WHAT THE LIVING HELL”
Magenta Diabla this comment deserves a reward XDDDDD
Lol
True
Stabs right in face
I_G6 Oh shut up 12 year old and get a life
Those other crabs just watching their buddy get torn apart.. Ahhh, life.
Crabs : RUN! RUN!
That’s a crab for ya.
They probably feasted on its remains
Ayo that was kinda Susy Although R.I.P crab 1992 - 2022 rest in heaven and in That man's knife
When plankton sends a hit an to mr crabs
That's cool
Denosour
Star Wars Cola dude u stole that comment
Nikolai 1.0 no he didn't
U made my day😂😂😂😂
*NO CRABS WERE HARMED OF THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO*
Plays Wii music
XD ikr I legit sayed that at the start of the video
funniest comment ive seen on youtube
Yeah coz they probably got killed
Except that one
when I read the title I thought it was a catch and release sort of thing and then I watched as the crab was repeatedly stabbed and realized
How to catch a crab.... grabs crab and stabs him in the face^^
Oh yeah mr krabs
thank you for giving g me a good laugh I needed that
Lol right
Samuel T. Steiner l
Scrappy Here brother?
2:27
Crab: AHH! help me guys!!!
Crabs friend: Nope. you're on your own stephan.
Da_Fisherman yeah
it was a savage and just grabbed his knife
Scuba diver:OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU
Crab:NANI-oof
Pulls out knife :
Law and order theme plays
how to catch a king grab
(step 1) jab the the thing in the mouth
(step 2) Jab it more
(step 3 ) now it dead
(step 4) Realize it's not dead yet
(step 5) Jab it more
(step 6) Weather it's alive or not painfully cut off its legs and claws
Don't forget to wear child like snow mitts. yikes
Dave Carlson xD
don't forget about the step on 4:14
Shank a bitch
I love how calm these crabs are through the whole process, like at 2:27, the guy's like, "Shit, I got stabbed. Whelp, see ya, fellas."
Pree Spunky
lmfao that made my day!
Pree Spunky right they were like just stab me
He's probably the most scared and horrified he's ever been and probably more scared than most humans have ever been, but you can't exactly hear him screaming or see him flail around, cause' crabs aren't exactly the most squirmy and quick in the sea :^)
Pree Spunky yeah oh I just got stabed.who cares
Was waiting for the perfect comment like yours :D Haha wp sir
2:20 OH JESUS, after I saw the way he killed the first one this actually surprised me XD
*CRUNCH*
*KIT KAT INTENISES*
They didn't kill this one before ripping it apart.
@@JonOroMusic yes they did
@@mr.unknown7138 no it was alive
He just stealth executed that thing. Straight outta cod
Mr. Crabs would not be happy
If mr krabs moms name is ms krabs does that mean he Marie's his mom!
+Fuzebox tv No that just means that they have the same last name, and if he married his mom then it would be Mrs. Krabs, instead of Ms. Krabs.
Right
Angel Gutierrez cuz he doesnt have money that time
Why does this seem like a Call of Duty mission?
ThunderSibling 0 it doesnt... grow up
Crab of duty crab ops 3
BECAUSE IT IS CALL OF DUTY MISSION!
ThunderSibling 0 o
ThunderSibling 0 lol so true
Wait, Jesus can walk on water.
There is water in a pool.
This means that I am
Currently drowning.
Ryan Kim What?
I don’t get it
Huh
Haha!
Crab: money money money mone- AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHA AHHHH
this is what happens in the hood
RAD alieness XDDDD
RAD alieness XD
So they also cut if your limbs?
totally radical 不9 米糊v费率赌博呢7有0哦7一天896569
full fucking savage. The second one. "Oh it is with its friends! How nice!" *JABS THE KNIFE IN THE BACK*
not savage, just means you have high estrogen levels like a female.
E- Mail no its savage
enjoy the super market pal. Most humans are only alive because its the easiest its ever been to survive.
that is not nice! I feel bad for the crab. RIP crab 😔😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😿
what if you were a crab and someone did that to you?!?!?
Alyssia Soliman I'd hope I'd taste good.
0:39 _omae wa.._
*_NANI???_*
omae wa moa shindeiru
I like how the others just come in and start picking at the rest of the crabs 😂
Crab prank in the Hood (GONE WRONG) (GETS STABBED)
Chad Goche SHIT SHIT SHIT HE GOT ME HAAAA MY HAND
lmao ur profile pick just makes it a 100 times better
LMFAO
Chill chill the cameras right there
Chad Goche shut the fuck up😂😂😂
I enjoyed the video but I'm just sitting here thinking,"damn all that meat in the body is going to waste"
GhamPlays Not really, because other consumers/scavengers would feed on the unedible parts and little meat in the body, which humans dont have a huge use of because it has a small body. It feeds the wild.
what if i was christian already?
What if I don't believe that crap and don't give one shit. And I don't think religions crap, just what he said.
GhamPlays Nothing goes to waste in the Ocean. It will be eaten by other crabs and creatures.
GhamPlays The meat in the body is soo small its inedible for humans so he leaves it there for scavenging sea creatures to eat it so nothing is going to waste
The crab:Why do I hear boss music?
Why is this video weirdly satisfying
The crab kills it self
I’m saying I been coming back to this video all the time
Damn, that diver treated those crabs like they was in prison and they were rival gangs or some shit.
Rundvelt oh don't worry there are billions
He just shanked the shit out of mr krabs
Arisen Leaf comment inspector and mugged him when he took his legs 😂😂😂😂
Jason Batista good thing it wasn't his first dollar
Crab: la la la just walking
Guy: *shoves crab to the ground*
Crab: Hey who the hell-*stab* OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!RELEASE ME!!
Guy: *shoves knife into face twice*
Crab:.... Tgh.... Ugh...... Annnnd there goes my leg..... And another......2 more....
Guy: *steals legs*
How to catch a crab.More like how to murder a crab.
call of duty: underwater wellfare
American Soldier DUDE IM 11 AND HAVE 10 ACCOUNTS
upin ipin Slayer43
No one gives a shit
upin ipin Slayer43
Nice name
I guess
this the staff that i'm watching at 3 pm.
lmao
wait i dont get it
Epicwolfchillli。 i think he means stuff
Fr
Its been 6 years, do you still watch this at 3 pm
@@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter yup
This crab was just walking taking in life and then the guy stabs him
Title:how to catch a crab
Crab: loses brain cells by getting stabbed in the face
0:22 shit gets real
2:23 shit gets real
so fuking stupid
fuck u🖕🖕🖕🖕
sorry
josh I
Is it weird to say I feel kinda bad for those crabs
S H yes
S H in today's society yes, its bad to care about the pain and suffering of other living beings. To me? No, I'm glad that you're sympathetic and understand pain.
S H no
I mean, as humans, we were designed to only eat fruits and vegetable, so having sympathy and having a slight feeling of discomfort seeing the crab get knifed and de-limbed sounds pretty normal for us herbivores tbh
TB Animations hi tb
Crab : what an ugly fish with two tails
Diver : (stab)
Crab : i shouldnt say it, guys goodbye
Crab :
" I was happy, floating, enjoy the clear ocean"
" I was busy, struggle finding food for my kids "
Can you hear me now Mr. Crab?
You mean can you feel it now Mr. crabs
can you feel it now mr. crabs ?
Why isn't Mr crab waking up?
Hasn't he had a long enough nap yet?
bec the feeling is to good
😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
Are you feeling it now Mr Crabs?
I Speak The Truth just a warm spot
Omg this comment. I died xD
I Speak The Truth LMAO
I think yes...
I Speak The Truth when
0:39, “pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser”.
You said how to catch a king crab not how to kill it
They're going to die either way plus this is still catching
He catched it didnt he? :)
Angie_an_angel PERIOD Well that IS How to catch one!
Looks like an average battlefield game to me
Assassination
+2500 points
2:27 (guy takes crap)
Other crap: Sammy wait
Guy: she's mine now john
Bad axe Gabe Its crab XD
Mr. Krabs: MY LEGS!
Fred: Hey that’s my line!
Crab: ah what a nice day for a stroll huh oh hi wana go on a stroll with m-
Brutal kills
Cankat Mezde I'm saying.. Lol
That second crab got absolutely wrecked
No crabs were harmed during the filming of this video.
0:39 IM SHOOK.
the first crab has fuckin assasinated.
çaydanlık it wasn't the crab new he was there cause they have bad eyes but senses
çaydanlık oooo türk varmış
ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW MR KRABS?
Warrior Goats I was just about to type that
K so they stab it in the face
congrats mang
Warrior Goats You copied someone's comment or ye
noticed, congrats womg
Is it normal that I'm laughing at this?
10,000 subscribers with no videos? Yes CUZ they are a pest
Two divers:find a random crab and strip it from its legs and just leave behind a shell that's been stabbed
Not today! 2:44
Lmao
LMFAO
Squincent Martin Man be like Your time has come >:D Stabs it in the back.
Crab be like nooooo 😭
*top ten saddest anime deaths*
TOP 1
top ten overused jokes
This video looks nothing like anime
fnaf jinks you not deadass are you?
2:26 Backstab
The crab is a spy!
*CRUNCH*
CRITICAL HIT
Critical hit
OK SPONGEBOB I THINK MR.KRABS CAN FEEL IT NOW
I love how it ends with one of the other divers dangling the crab by its leg before the feed cuts off, the divers are like, "SHUT OFF THE CAMERA THEY'VE SEEN ENOUGH!" or some shit like that.
It's like r*pe a girl, like gangbang with unconsented
Just cooling minding there own business. Than all of a sudden BOOM shank to the face.
EdzHD. mr.crabs got mugged
EdzHD. Their*
lower case t though!
Jesus poor crab
*he just took the legs and left the bodies floating there. How cruel*
How yummy 😋 🤤
The body is not very good to eat
Nicole Abraamyan it’s already dead
Actually other crabs will eat the body...
The hecc you here if you dont like it how did you find this video why did you click on it
*explan* that to me
When I eat crab legs I pull the muscles to make the pinchers move
Why haven't I did that. Frigging genius
plankton sending hit man on mr krabs
Do you feel it now Mr.Krabs
lol
he should have taken the whole thing
The body has all the organs, which nobody wants to eat or buy, so it would be pointless to take them
The body tastes like shit, that is why you do not take it on King Crabs.
The crab has a couple of meat pockets inside
and crab roe if it's a female. What a waste
yokdriverchris the body is not good to eat
0:40
+100 Stealth takedown
+50 undetected
+50 kingslayer
The king crab torso simply grows a new brain, face, heart and legs.
David L. Nope dude wth their dead
Crab
Just walking just walking
Gets shuved to the ground looks up some random guy with a knife stabs him in the face
Rip first crab
This Guy: Omg WoW look at that crab. The crab: fuuuuuuck
Stupid. That's how you cut your hand.
Lol
I could watch this all day
love how the first crab and brutally murdered then you see the next bunch of crabs hiding under a rock like they saw the first murder..."awe shit he found us"
Newest horror movie
Sarah Fisher OML YES
Sarah Fisher this comment made my day
Spongebob just got real
rip mister crabs
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
aRe YoU fEeLiNg iT nOw mR KrAbS?!!
2:27 crabs having a nice chat and then BAM they get picked off one by one to be stabbed in the face
Damn I’ve never felt so bad for a crab, that part when he grabbed the knife so you could stop broke my heart
Welp its gonna end up on my plate once its cook
KNIFE!!!
Taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
......
lmao.
Good eating right there.
+Uniform Tango 74 One by Metallica?
Bingo!
Crab-Tallica
My dude was just vibing with his boys
Crab just waking around and then the diver was like gotcha bitch
The first crab was like "Oh fuck my face!"
XD
Plankton finally got the secret formula.
Lmaooooo. The end of the video is just them dragging those poor crabs out of their chill spot. Straight savaged.
Crab: ok… we’ll call it a draw…
The second group of crabs "NO DADDY NO!!!"
that's a good one
Do you feel it now mr. Krabs?
Hey bud stop stealing comments
Jøhñŷ Töûçåñ Hey bud this was the top comment and ur autistic
Sushi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is this comment on every single video with crab on CZcams and always posted by about 50 times per video?
poor crab
The sea floor equivalent of getting stabbed by a mugger and having your valuables taken... The valuables being your limbs, lol.
Alternative title: how to catch a thing that its value is 200 but it costs 499
When he was stabbing it i just thought in my head " 4 check nigga 4 check nigga " dont be a menace parody movie
Catch means jabbing them in the face multiple times then cutting off the limbs off leaving off a large piece of their head and taking the rest in a net in their language xD
The costs of Scuba gear is more than the actual King Crabs themselves.
Spongebob has had enough of his low paychecks
PRANK GONE WRONG IN SHELL CITY (MR KRABS MURDER WITNESS)
One second he's walking around the sea floor, and the next he's a dead crab without legs
He prepping his food underwater😂
2:15 I would've pooped my pants if I swam there lmao
The real title of this video should be "how to stab a crab in the face then harvest its organs and leave its body right where you murdered it"
Hi There They don't use the head. People don't even eat the damn organs of the crab. I hope this comment is a joke
Well the body could be use for other fish in the sea so isn't wasteful plus we are hunting these crabs for food
true
He's not gonna fucking eat it alive you dumbfuck
Tuan Murphy did I say that you stupid pig?
One day you're just walkin' along and someone comes up behind you and shanks you in the face and cuts your limbs off.
That atchully happens....to people
2:43 crab is like “yes give it to me”
Plankton! Dis is ur chance to steal secret krabby patty formula