3 Ways to Crack an Urchin

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  • čas přidán 1. 01. 2015
  • Diver Cliff Hawk compares 3 popular methods for opening sea urchin (Uni).
    If you'd like to buy some live San Diego red sea urchins, email Cliff at chawk909@gmail.com

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  • @serinawong3019
    @serinawong3019 Před 5 lety +5417

    go to sleep? Or watch how to crack open a sea urchin in 3 different ways

  • @user-kb1yo2ny8e
    @user-kb1yo2ny8e Před 3 lety +3277

    3 ways to crack an urchin:
    1. Tell it a joke
    2. Interrogate it
    3. Give it cocaine

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy Před 3 lety +2225

    Animals after being cut: AAAAAAAAAAAGH
    Urchins after being cut: *a*

    • @kvjbreaker7054
      @kvjbreaker7054 Před 3 lety +141

      More like
      ...ehh

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy Před 3 lety +119

      @@kvjbreaker7054 or "god damn its cold🥶"

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 Před 3 lety +44

      That urchin turned into a Hydrodynamic 9000 years old shark real quick.

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z Před 3 lety +6

      @@rozanfaust2967 I do not want that image in my head considering the context of this video

    • @musteycraft9854
      @musteycraft9854 Před 3 lety +25

      They don't even have a brain or anything else
      They just have nerves
      They are more chill than horseshoe crabs

  • @LehMeowX3
    @LehMeowX3 Před 3 lety +1412

    "thats a nice fat urchin"
    urchin: bro whats your problem

  • @leonchicks1612
    @leonchicks1612 Před 4 lety +8166

    Animals: invent defense spikes to protect themselves
    Humans: invent steel
    Animals: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

    • @evm7272
      @evm7272 Před 4 lety +412

      @SageSwae Steel actually is an invention. Steel is not natural, iron is

    • @aaronrojas5343
      @aaronrojas5343 Před 4 lety +209

      @SageSwae you skip chemistry and history, don't you?

    • @brainstorm4207
      @brainstorm4207 Před 4 lety +144

      iron needs to be mixed with carbon with intense heat and pressure. NO steel is NOT natural.

    • @texanplayer7651
      @texanplayer7651 Před 4 lety +112

      Humans are tier S+ animals because they overcheated their Intelect specs, what else did you expect?

    • @trevorphilips7750
      @trevorphilips7750 Před 4 lety +2

      Aarón Rojas Does It Matter If He Is A Nerd Or Not?

  • @povnw8985
    @povnw8985 Před 5 lety +3672

    The first person to eat that must have been really hungry 😐

  • @Meme._.3xpert
    @Meme._.3xpert Před 3 lety +689

    It's all fun and games till da Urchin finds 3 ways to crack you.

  • @thememesterbutdifferentname
    @thememesterbutdifferentname Před 3 lety +246

    Urchin 1: Yo u feel a draft?
    Urchin 2: No but ur insides showin
    Urchin 1: Oh kewl

  • @wilhelm_kr4216
    @wilhelm_kr4216 Před 5 lety +10758

    Coconuts after listening to heavy metal

  • @salsoteca72
    @salsoteca72 Před 5 lety +6313

    *emo coconut*

  • @_sharkdev_
    @_sharkdev_ Před 2 lety +269

    Imagine evolving for millions of years to get spiky defenses but then some weird monkey cuts you open with a pair of scissors

  • @grimmations9603
    @grimmations9603 Před 3 lety +707

    This guy: “the dye will stain your hand”
    Everyone else: “ah. Didn’t realize the spikes weren’t the main reason”

    • @squeezlebub3593
      @squeezlebub3593 Před 3 lety +41

      Yeah although some species are, this Red Sea Urchin's spines are essentially totally harmless. I do exactly what he's doing here all the time so I can attest that the spines aren't actually sharp, they won't cut you or anything. They're actually pretty blunt, buuuuut they're thin, so as he said if you press down on them to hard it will hurt. But there is no risk of being injured just by gently handling them.

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw Před 3 lety +18

      Aw man I stained my hands with the dye
      *Meanwhile my arm is being skewered by the spikes*

    • @KainZeuxis
      @KainZeuxis Před 3 lety +14

      With urchins like this worst case scenario is they grab you. And yeah Urchins can grab things with their spines. At the aquarium I used to work at we called then Sea Urchin Hugs. Basically their spines close on and object to act like feelers to see what’s touching them and if it’s edible

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots Před 3 lety +13

      @@KainZeuxis "sea urchins can hug you at worst"
      *excuse me?*

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 Před 3 lety +4149

    How tf did humans even figure out: hey, this terrifying spiky oval might taste good

    • @PPPeepeepoopoo
      @PPPeepeepoopoo Před 3 lety +135

      y u m

    • @midleno8364
      @midleno8364 Před 3 lety +117

      It just be like that

    • @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756
      @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 Před 3 lety +264

      Aye, Anything That Moves, It's Edible.
      That's How Our Ancestors Sees It, Food Doesn't Come By Easy Back Then, As Of Today. Not Only That, War, Drought, Long-Distance Migrations... Could Be Accountable For Our Eating Habits Today.
      Sea Urchin's Source Of Diet Are Coral Reefs, So We're Essentially Saving The Environment Just By Eating Them.
      Edit: I Just Spent An Hour Searching For "How Sea Urchins Became Humans' Delicacy" On The Internet. However, My Efforts Are In Vain, As I Could Not Find Out The Origins Of How Sea Urchins Became Our Delicacy. But Hey, This Means There's A GREAT BIG STORY Waiting For Whoever's Reading This Comment With Big Ambitions, An Adventurous Attitude And A Film Crew To Go Out There And Discover It! Making It Into An Interesting Documentary Or Online Article! Great Adventures Are Waiting Ahead Of You!!
      Anyhow, For Anyone Who Had Read This Far, Thank You For Your Time And Patience, Stay Awesome And Stay Safe Out There, Especially During This Anxiety-Inducing Pandemic, Peace Out And Much Love.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety +139

      They probably got bored, opened one for shits and giggles, and then found the meat inside

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse Před 3 lety +48

      Don't underestimate humans.

  • @birdsarentreal420
    @birdsarentreal420 Před 4 lety +15270

    At some point in human history someone looked at a spike ball living in the ocean and said, i want to eat that

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 Před 4 lety +833

      Yeah I mean that's just how it is we see things and be like "yeah I could do something with that"

    • @earloflemongrab3061
      @earloflemongrab3061 Před 3 lety +293

      And then said, Im gonna call this uni

    • @diegoteixeira2003
      @diegoteixeira2003 Před 3 lety +57

      Stephanie Reneé DeRamus what?

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 Před 3 lety +173

      @@sumared Us white people invented the internet, we discovered electricity, we invented cars, we got humanity to the moon, we came up with airplanes, rockets, lasers, radioactivity, we invented most medicines. So yeah we most likely found out how to eat sea urchins as well.

    • @christiancamaro5263
      @christiancamaro5263 Před 3 lety +302

      At some point some mad lad sucked on a cow titty... I'm just glad I was born past the akward phase of humanity.

  • @ranboo9262
    @ranboo9262 Před 3 lety +130

    Sea urchin: *gets smashed open and has insides eaten*
    Urchin: Gahh dayyum it’s cold🥶

  • @primeoggaming876
    @primeoggaming876 Před 3 lety +1429

    They don't got a brain so they cant really think like us and their nervous system isnt complex enough to feel pain so it's pretty accurate for him to say that it felt like it got colder lol

    • @TETOMOKOROKI
      @TETOMOKOROKI Před 3 lety +57

      Ah thank you for explaining it further, I was a bit confused when he said that hah

    • @IdioticCanadian
      @IdioticCanadian Před 3 lety +23

      Did it know it was gonna die soon? Nobody can survive that. Not even a spiky boi

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 3 lety +156

      @@IdioticCanadian They aren't sentient, meaning that they aren't aware of their own existence. It's impossible to really understand this concept as a human, but most animals on Earth are closer to plants or fungi than they are to humans when it comes to intelligence

    • @IdioticCanadian
      @IdioticCanadian Před 3 lety +5

      @@georgiykireev9678lol

    • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
      @cappypyramsaudpate5535 Před 3 lety +42

      @@IdioticCanadian think of it like when youre in a deep sleep and youre not even aware of anything and cant even think. kinda hard to think about.

  • @thepoorliestdrawn
    @thepoorliestdrawn Před 3 lety +2946

    guy: cracks open, guts, and eats a sea urchin
    the sea urchin: a bit cold today

    • @moistyfinch2226
      @moistyfinch2226 Před 3 lety +41

      Out of all the people joking around abt this , this is the best comment

    • @AnthonyDoesYouTube
      @AnthonyDoesYouTube Před 3 lety +13

      It just continues to stay alive after being cut in half? Can it still reproduce/ regenerate??

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z Před 3 lety +72

      @@AnthonyDoesCZcams it dies shortly after (wouldn't you after having your guts removed)

    • @Brandon-xz2yd
      @Brandon-xz2yd Před 3 lety +1

      overused

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z Před 3 lety +3

      @@Brandon-xz2yd well yeah... Have you seen like half the comments on this video

  • @autokrane4846
    @autokrane4846 Před 4 lety +2969

    A sea urchin is just a Halloween themed coconut.

  • @caydenreal
    @caydenreal Před 3 lety +1513

    “Dude look what i found”
    “What is that?”
    “Idk some spiky ball lol”
    “What about it?”
    “Lets eat it”
    “...”
    “...”
    “We have veggies and deer meat alre-“
    *”LETS EAT IT”*

    • @rusticmaple8771
      @rusticmaple8771 Před 3 lety +35

      *Monke sounds*
      mmmmm, NICE

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 Před 3 lety +4

      My friking god. Lol

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw Před 3 lety +1

      *Proceeds to cut it in half*

    • @juicebox01
      @juicebox01 Před 3 lety +4

      I was thinking the same, like people are hunting for fish, they see a spiky ball and they're like HMMMMM, WHAT'S THAT I SEE.
      *guts it and eats everything inside*

    • @icezak4964
      @icezak4964 Před 3 lety +1

      @@juicebox01 I think we should reject humanity and return to monke

  • @Error-qb5kd
    @Error-qb5kd Před 3 lety +77

    "he's a sweet feller really, I think I'll call him Bob.
    Moments later, Bob is dismembered"

  • @funtimefreddy8588
    @funtimefreddy8588 Před 3 lety +5459

    Literally anything: lives
    Humans: it smells like steak in here

    • @akirax461
      @akirax461 Před 3 lety +46

      @@DB-yr5rr or mice

    • @user-kt9mz3hp1r
      @user-kt9mz3hp1r Před 3 lety +7

      @Diego Valenzuela don’t be such a racist shit, it’s like saying all Americans are disgusting just because someone eat alligator meat.

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 Před 3 lety +5

      江俊杰 Bat soup

    • @reixie
      @reixie Před 3 lety +10

      im chinese but i do agree some eat some questionable things, but whatever they dont bother me i dont bother them

    • @toascranill5464
      @toascranill5464 Před 3 lety +5

      If it taste good, it taste good.

  • @dogerswag
    @dogerswag Před 3 lety +3721

    Getting cracked open and getting gutted but can't feel anything
    Sea Urchins: This is fine

    • @rileypatton5033
      @rileypatton5033 Před 3 lety +38

      Underrated comments

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 Před 3 lety +172

      @@ZANIMusic bro... come on man... of course they die after getting cracked open and gutted.
      Edit: I take that back, that’s not really a bad question

    • @rat_master349
      @rat_master349 Před 3 lety +4

      Hello fellow Doge

    • @dr.inkwell1070
      @dr.inkwell1070 Před 3 lety +139

      @@ZANIMusic no. They just chill in his stomach, building a city of shell-less sea urchins, controlling his body like a robot.

    • @raspribbon
      @raspribbon Před 3 lety +4

      cringe

  • @xavierhq1424
    @xavierhq1424 Před 3 lety +67

    This guy would be a cool ass dad.

  • @Palkia21
    @Palkia21 Před 3 lety +517

    The worst thing that sea urchin experienced during this process is being called fat

    • @user-wb2zm5nn5z
      @user-wb2zm5nn5z Před 3 lety +16

      Ah yes, emotional pain

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw Před 3 lety +19

      It got called fat, cut in half, then eaten. A really bad way to go out

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Jack-mt3fw I mean it can’t feel pain to be fair, they literally don’t have a brain

    • @MistaFalcon7
      @MistaFalcon7 Před 3 lety

      @@traktor420 i can’t feel spin ether.

    • @burgerman72.
      @burgerman72. Před 3 lety

      Jojo reference

  • @jonahthelad
    @jonahthelad Před 3 lety +2444

    the fourth way:
    *h a m e r*

    • @sicks6202
      @sicks6202 Před 3 lety +13

      lol

    • @giri7962
      @giri7962 Před 3 lety +80

      A pretty good method to have a *flying from the blunt force impact of the h a m m e r* piece of spike lodged in your e y e s.

    • @tero5351
      @tero5351 Před 3 lety +9

      Shubham Ahuja its a good way though
      hamr

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 Před 3 lety +9

      naval mine

    • @eldritchlemon
      @eldritchlemon Před 3 lety +25

      step one: grab hammer and urchin
      step 2: d e s t r o y
      step III: crunch and munch on the tasty

  • @AdarH1
    @AdarH1 Před 5 lety +1756

    the seagull at 6:30 just walking there and disappears like a smooth criminal

  • @Mommavery
    @Mommavery Před 3 lety +541

    Guy: “now, let’s rip out the mouth”
    The urchin: “hehe that tickles-I can’t feel my tongue”

  • @guiche9603
    @guiche9603 Před 3 lety +284

    I can’t tell if he either really loves sea urchins or really hates them.

  • @GreyOpal88
    @GreyOpal88 Před 3 lety +1889

    sea urchin: *gets insides removed* also sea urchin: damn it’s kinda chilly in here, no?

    • @mintymango3717
      @mintymango3717 Před 3 lety +36

      sea urchin: just gonna wiggle my spikes as I have a slow and painful death c:

    • @sneak6750
      @sneak6750 Před 3 lety +140

      @@mintymango3717 They literally do not have a brain. They do not feel pain as they do not have a central nervous system.

    • @sphinxg.candido3609
      @sphinxg.candido3609 Před 3 lety +37

      @@mintymango3717 They don't feel pain lol

    • @wodekw6862
      @wodekw6862 Před 3 lety +27

      @@sneak6750 really? They don't have brain you say and can't feel pain you say. Well, time to commit mass murder

    • @sphinxg.candido3609
      @sphinxg.candido3609 Před 3 lety +10

      @@wodekw6862 Do you mean Sea urchin or....

  • @kirjian
    @kirjian Před 3 lety +2519

    "You need some gloves because..."
    Me: they puncture your hands
    "... the sea urchin dye will stain your hands"

    • @bwee3009
      @bwee3009 Před 3 lety +28

      o o p

    • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
      @djaccountisbfisbx3880 Před 3 lety +124

      I believe those spikes on the Urchin can as easily puncture the glove as it can puncture your skin.

    • @raspribbon
      @raspribbon Před 3 lety +2

      wrong lol

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 Před 3 lety +30

      Caught you “red handed”

    • @greasenob4821
      @greasenob4821 Před 3 lety +8

      @@AnonymousGentooman once it’s in it’s in, the gloves not doing anything to the spikes

  • @Anticulation
    @Anticulation Před 3 lety +95

    "They don't have eyes..."
    There you have it people, sea urchins don't have eyes. I'll be damned.

    • @justarandomguy3684
      @justarandomguy3684 Před 2 lety +3

      Your pfp is kinda scaring me a little bit mane

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 Před 2 lety

      Well, it doesn't really look like they'd be able to move, so idk why they would need eyes

  • @increativehuman8401
    @increativehuman8401 Před rokem +6

    I love this video simply because it feels like my dad is teaching me how open this sea urchin.

  • @kulkidz33
    @kulkidz33 Před 4 lety +2002

    Some urchin facts
    Sea urchins also eat coral, so really we're doing the coral reefs a favor by eating them as they dont have alot of natural predators (otters, starfish, triggerfish, wolf eels and lastly us)
    The black sea urchin has poison in its spikes, you do not wanna get stabbed by em
    They cant feel pain
    Sea urchins produce tons of eggs, somewhere within the million range

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d Před 3 lety +148

      damn I'll be eating for a good 10 years with those million eggs

    • @skylightdown1
      @skylightdown1 Před 3 lety +86

      oof really? i got stabbed a lot by a black sea urchin when i was young, i was trying to catch it and hold it with my hand but my hand was small and it keeps slipping away, i was wearing a rubber gloves but it pierced through but i didnt give up kept repeating it until my hand was bloody, btw i was never able to catch it.

    • @Soul-px9xy
      @Soul-px9xy Před 3 lety +36

      @@skylightdown1 Oh, I sorry you cannot catch it

    • @flawer1316
      @flawer1316 Před 3 lety +17

      @@skylightdown1 sad

    • @dankpitbro693
      @dankpitbro693 Před 3 lety +23

      @@spoopy9689 turning it into an underwater desert

  • @eriisssssssss
    @eriisssssssss Před 3 lety +3440

    Urchin: *gets cracked in half and has everything taken out of them*
    Also Urchin: Yo why's it so cold?

  • @hemlo6179
    @hemlo6179 Před 3 lety +48

    Someone: steps in a sea urchin then almost dies.
    Someone: I'm angry so I will eat you!

  • @0detosl33p5
    @0detosl33p5 Před 3 lety +57

    Nobody:
    The bird at 6:30 : Don't mind me just walking nothing to see here

  • @AidenPearce806
    @AidenPearce806 Před 3 lety +2720

    Those poor sea urchins, not knowing how good they taste

    • @user-cxcvxyf
      @user-cxcvxyf Před 3 lety +189

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 Před 3 lety +174

      pfft sea urchins are amazing plus they're highly invasive almost everywhere they are, and they can destroy ecosystems. so its only right to eat them all.

    • @realerdealers1924
      @realerdealers1924 Před 3 lety +21

      Do they really taste good?

    • @albinskold8792
      @albinskold8792 Před 3 lety +7

      what if you put that good stuff on the spikes it would work it to the mouth

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 Před 3 lety +35

      @@aierune8201 So basically, help the environment by eating invasive species, understood.

  • @Val-qr7og
    @Val-qr7og Před 3 lety +494

    Remember at one point in history someone thought:
    *i bet somethings in there*

    • @someguy4512
      @someguy4512 Před 3 lety +3

      that's how we discover things , like fire , and farming

    • @Val-qr7og
      @Val-qr7og Před 3 lety +1

      SomeGuy45' it’s just the concept

    • @sulpherbratigh7936
      @sulpherbratigh7936 Před 3 lety +4

      They probably tried to eat the spikes and die from it

    • @someguy4512
      @someguy4512 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sulpherbratigh7936 nah Humans know something is harmful , it's not like they didn't think about it .
      "pointy things are bad , because it can hurt , so no eating spiky ball , but what's inside of it?"

    • @Rampagedd
      @Rampagedd Před 3 lety +1

      What about when after their initial discovery and splitting the urchin, it still moving? voodoo back in the day.

  • @dethklokicksbutt
    @dethklokicksbutt Před 3 lety +70

    This guy seems like fun to be around

  • @Dos679
    @Dos679 Před 3 lety +49

    Human: That's a fat sea urchin
    Sea urchin: *Why you bully me*

  • @IceAge20017
    @IceAge20017 Před 4 lety +2003

    Well, now I know how to eat sea urchin.
    In fact, now I know that they're even edible.
    Completely useless to 99% of people. But when I'm all alone on an island with a volleyball named Wilson I'll be happy I watched this video.

    • @theknight4317
      @theknight4317 Před 3 lety +36

      Time to rewatch that perfect movie.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 Před 3 lety +18

      @@theknight4317 It is such a great movie. Watched it recently and It was just as good of an experience as the first time I watched it.

    • @obgamichaelle7110
      @obgamichaelle7110 Před 3 lety +8

      Christian Riddler hey what was the name of it I remember just forgot the name

    • @mr.carmine5930
      @mr.carmine5930 Před 3 lety +9

      You mean when your plane crashes and there’s strange noises in the jungle and y’all hungry

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 Před 3 lety +10

      @@obgamichaelle7110 It's called "Cast Away".

  • @skipscrop
    @skipscrop Před 3 lety +1091

    Meanwhile in a alternate universe: 3 different ways to crack a human

    • @mysteryperson5380
      @mysteryperson5380 Před 3 lety +76

      Oh there is more than one way to crack one in this universe.

    • @skipscrop
      @skipscrop Před 3 lety +14

      Mystery Person •_•

    • @skunknoodles6426
      @skunknoodles6426 Před 3 lety +30

      @@mysteryperson5380 many many ways

    • @escanorthelionsinofpride28
      @escanorthelionsinofpride28 Před 3 lety +2

      SkipScrop there is multiple video on youtube how to do it as well.

    • @griff1286
      @griff1286 Před 3 lety +23

      Go join a gang in Brazil they’ll show you plenty of ways.

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 Před 3 lety +23

    I prefer a dark room only lit by a large spotlight aimed down at the urchin before asking “WHERE ARE THEY?!!” The urchin usually cracks after that question

  • @Sneakerhead14
    @Sneakerhead14 Před 3 lety +7

    8:33 I love when birds beg for food and humans give it to them it's funny and wholesome at the same time.

  • @zolikoff
    @zolikoff Před 4 lety +909

    Sea urchin: I have specifically evolved a hard shell and spikes so predators can't touch me.
    Human with straw: Wow, fancy little natural cocktail glass you got around yourself!

  • @Knightery
    @Knightery Před 5 lety +1297

    "There's the finished product, Biodegradable"
    *Yeets off boat*

  • @masterfish4343
    @masterfish4343 Před 3 lety +27

    “That’s sweet. You tell me homie.”

    • @xomadsie
      @xomadsie Před 2 lety +2

      Right when I read this comment they said that-

    • @SierraTangoGuns
      @SierraTangoGuns Před 2 lety

      Real homies feed each other uni

  • @jordanpeterson5038
    @jordanpeterson5038 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Always wanted to try sea urchin. He makes cracking it open look easy.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +812

    Don't you love it when you're watching a totally off topic video, then CZcams recommends you a video about sea urchins?

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo Před 6 lety +2419

    Cracking open a spiked one with the boys

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +198

    It's easier to crack a joke than an urchin
    But I was urchin to keep scrolling down this comment section, and you sea, the jokes got more and more carp

    • @17deluxe51
      @17deluxe51 Před 3 lety +9

      What's up Dad?

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 Před 3 lety +7

      @@17deluxe51 wait is he back from the milk trip

    • @kibe8867
      @kibe8867 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice joke, Kim Jong-un😏

    • @qstn-mk.1403
      @qstn-mk.1403 Před 3 lety

      good one

    • @Villosa64
      @Villosa64 Před 3 lety +4

      Your country is in a URCHIN need of some good food

  • @raivaru3270
    @raivaru3270 Před 3 lety +19

    "JIMMY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN ON THE AC FOR DAYS OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE BILL."

  • @BlueKnight117
    @BlueKnight117 Před 7 lety +274

    Shit got intense when the sea urchins invaded the krusty krab

  • @rickylambert147
    @rickylambert147 Před 6 lety +1211

    6:31 that seagull in the background looking like he owns the docks

    • @theone2-three438
      @theone2-three438 Před 5 lety +40

      I live in a similar area and massive pelicans strut around all the time their pretty funny looking tbh

    • @Agent_Steav
      @Agent_Steav Před 5 lety +8

      I was looking for a comment saying this

    • @miguelcredito2425
      @miguelcredito2425 Před 5 lety +4

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @duckbirdy5142
      @duckbirdy5142 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Agent_Steav then y didn't u say it

    • @Agent_Steav
      @Agent_Steav Před 5 lety +2

      Wanted to see if anyone else saw it

  • @ricenoodles5680
    @ricenoodles5680 Před 3 lety +29

    Sea Urchin: oh? You’re approaching me? Well come as close as you like!
    *gets picked up with the individual not being penetrated by its spikes*
    Sea urchin: SH*T

  • @ivegotadeadache
    @ivegotadeadache Před 5 měsíci +1

    when I was like 7 or something I've always been interested in this video, not because of wanting to eat a sea urchin, but how quick, easy, and satisfying the video is

  • @PuffleBuns
    @PuffleBuns Před 5 lety +2144

    The real question though is who the heck thought to themselves: "Oh look, I wonder if I can eat that thing"

    • @derzett6872
      @derzett6872 Před 5 lety +86

      This actually makes sense

    • @christopherpieck2200
      @christopherpieck2200 Před 5 lety +213

      Just think like this: why does it neef to protect itself lile this with spikes? Must be delicious

    • @PuffleBuns
      @PuffleBuns Před 5 lety +73

      @@christopherpieck2200 But it's literally a floating garbage can. Why would it. . . . oh. You're right. Funnily enough it does taste good.

    • @bronzesilvergold118
      @bronzesilvergold118 Před 5 lety +104

      Who milked the first cow?

    • @christianhayes7479
      @christianhayes7479 Před 5 lety +48

      Man-kind will eat anything that doesn't pose a threat to them. Even our own kind.

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid Před 3 lety +3550

    They dont know whats happening. They still alive.....they just feel like its getting colder.....and colder. Jokes aside that stuff actually looks tasty.

    • @div1ne30
      @div1ne30 Před 3 lety +96

      Yeah it looks like a sea orange he said its sweet so maybe it even tastes similar

    • @kjohnston1627
      @kjohnston1627 Před 3 lety +10

      Wait, why are you here?

    • @RaiderReid
      @RaiderReid Před 3 lety +63

      @@kjohnston1627 youtube algorhythm

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T Před 3 lety +20

      @@RaiderReid Hell of a thing, that algorithm.

    • @coolboy4410
      @coolboy4410 Před 3 lety +4

      Nice pfp

  • @J0LL1B33
    @J0LL1B33 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This video was just rotting in the back of my brain before I suddenly remembered it existed. The good days when I was a curious little toddler.

  • @beginneral
    @beginneral Před 3 lety +12

    Everyone : talking about sea urchins only feeling cold
    Me : Dying Sea urchin go brrrr

  • @coobguey88
    @coobguey88 Před 4 lety +1566

    Nobody:
    The sea urchin: ''tis but a scratch

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid Před 3 lety +154

    Sea Urchins: *Damn it got a bit cold, ain’t it?*

    • @hectorg362
      @hectorg362 Před 3 lety

      *Sure glad my shell is bio degradable*

  • @verruxlunox8438
    @verruxlunox8438 Před 3 lety +33

    This man is a walking charisma, he sounds so pleasant

    • @Yzaias15
      @Yzaias15 Před 3 lety +2

      Fr tho. Before I knew it the video was already over.

  • @CariagaXIII
    @CariagaXIII Před 3 lety +43

    Diver:exist
    Urchin: I'm die thank you forever

  • @zoshue8254
    @zoshue8254 Před 4 lety +3862

    "they don't have eyes"
    "they don't wimper they don't wine"
    "they don't know what's goin on wit em "
    *also the urchin* :
    daмn вro ιт jυѕ goт нella cold 🤣

  • @dannyblack473
    @dannyblack473 Před 6 lety +1352

    Urchins are like a evil version of a coconut

  • @ZanderMaddenn
    @ZanderMaddenn Před 3 lety

    I don’t know why, but every year I come back and watch this video, and it never gets old.

  • @thedogtobs9469
    @thedogtobs9469 Před 3 lety +5

    This guy really loves his urchin. I admire that.

  • @Leto22
    @Leto22 Před 5 lety +463

    *surely i will need this knowledge in future*

    • @g.d.c12
      @g.d.c12 Před 4 lety +3

      *same*

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Před 4 lety +15

      It's a good thing when you're got hungry while beached on some island I guess

    • @dexterkiwibird1745
      @dexterkiwibird1745 Před 4 lety +5

      @Cypher五毛usuh Could already be, 2020 has gone really unlucky right now, and if people ever get stranded on an island of urchins this video would already be beneficial

    • @Random-df6gb
      @Random-df6gb Před 4 lety

      Just smash it against concrete

    • @unusualbeaver9369
      @unusualbeaver9369 Před 4 lety +1

      I had to watch this video to remind my self that tampons are not tupperware

  • @mikeoxlong8779
    @mikeoxlong8779 Před 6 lety +762

    Spiky coconut

  • @davidmcaninch4714
    @davidmcaninch4714 Před 3 lety +18

    Reminds me of a scene I saw in a movie:
    Yep, he stepped on a fire urchin
    *Fire Urchin* Stepped on me? Stepped on me?!?! Are you kidding me?!?! The guy was dancing on me!!! Look at this: broken, broken, gone, gone, gone, broken!!

  • @friskjidjidoglu7415
    @friskjidjidoglu7415 Před 3 lety +7

    That guy’s name is the most 2000s-sounding ocean-related-show thing lol

  • @trashcant9651
    @trashcant9651 Před 3 lety +461

    0:57 imagine just being a sea urchin just chilling and you see some dude’s mouth floating about

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 Před 3 lety +13

      Sea urchins cannot see.

    • @elmergarcia8724
      @elmergarcia8724 Před 3 lety +78

      @@satyakisil4289 just imagine

    • @SgtMjRomero
      @SgtMjRomero Před 3 lety +9

      “food?” ~Sea Urchin

    • @ChatterGaming
      @ChatterGaming Před 3 lety

      @@satyakisil4289 ol'magic Mr obvious.. Tell me the FACTS

    • @Jen-pi5hp
      @Jen-pi5hp Před 3 lety

      @@satyakisil4289 remember your mom has 2 sets of eyes? they are hidden maybe like sea urchins 🤔

  • @supaflyyowen
    @supaflyyowen Před 5 lety +194

    His parents r the real MVP for naming him Cliff Hawk 😭😭

  • @ghosthunterfallout
    @ghosthunterfallout Před 3 lety +4

    Welp if I ever get stuck in a situation where urchins are the only thing available and only then, I thank you sir for the preparations of that particular situation!

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 Před 2 lety +5

    Sea otters also eat these things, but they don't have knives. They straight up bite into the fucking things like they were an apple. Sea otters are hardcore.

  • @faeroxi1361
    @faeroxi1361 Před 4 lety +67

    "that's sweet, you tell me homie"
    i love his energy

  • @Ayomiiii
    @Ayomiiii Před 3 lety +612

    Sea urchins after getting cut in half:
    O no,
    Anyways

    • @maxr.mamint8580
      @maxr.mamint8580 Před 3 lety +13

      "Im in danger, lol!"

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 Před 3 lety +11

      Doesn't matter my 10000 sons wil avenge me

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 Před 3 lety +3

      Bridgett killed herself in depression. D,:

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kapparapa dark humor, my friend.
      Although, I'm starting to think I overdid it.
      Sometimes I just question my sense of humor...

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 Před 3 lety

      @@fruitloop420 Geometry Dash community has that humor.

  • @r4ven22
    @r4ven22 Před 3 lety +3

    i love this guy’s energy

  • @Outnumbered001
    @Outnumbered001 Před 3 lety +10

    "No Honey, I don't want a burger, I want to eat that weird looking spike ball I found at the beach instead!"

  • @frosif7751
    @frosif7751 Před 3 lety +989

    sea urchin: cut in half
    still moves
    what is this thing made of

    • @completelyaverageviewer
      @completelyaverageviewer Před 3 lety +439

      they can’t feel pain and they don’t have a brain. they basically don’t even have the capability to understand what happened to them, so it’s basically business as usual until they literally can’t function anymore. kind of sad until you hear that a single one of them can create over 10,000 more of them. brainless little spiky balls floating all throughout the ocean...

    • @tosterm
      @tosterm Před 3 lety +39

      @@completelyaverageviewer do they even have nervous systems?

    • @Grievingbow
      @Grievingbow Před 3 lety +197

      What a pointless life wtf

    • @Mzdos
      @Mzdos Před 3 lety +44

      @@tosterm no they have no brain so no nervous system

    • @givepassword
      @givepassword Před 3 lety +155

      @@Mzdos Obviously they have a nervous system, there’s just no brain. The entire nervous system acts as a very primitive brain instead, called a “diffuse nervous system” or “ diffuse nerve net”.

  • @mpafgregor651
    @mpafgregor651 Před 6 lety +612

    _"Now this is a method i prefer ,it is quick ,i've done it for years"_
    *HITS IT WITH HAMMER*

  • @passionategamabunta5337

    So cathartic, can't stop cracking these urchins

  • @booboomalaka
    @booboomalaka Před 3 lety +1

    New have I ever craved Sea uchin at 4am until this moment. He made it look so good haha

  • @oresteswp3567
    @oresteswp3567 Před 3 lety +286

    Imagine if you were a fish, eatting some plankton then you see some humans throwing organs of an urchin into the water and it just sinks down to you

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ Před 3 lety +418

    This man just taught me how to survive in the ocean.

  • @esthertan4141
    @esthertan4141 Před rokem

    Thank you for showing on how to open a sea urchin - one of my favourite dish.

  • @skyking9248
    @skyking9248 Před rokem

    That has to be the best Uni I’ve ever seen in my life. Wow what a blessing to be able to harvest that. I wish you shipped to New York!!
    Amazing

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 Před 3 lety +712

    "empty the water out"
    Sea Urchin: _[bleeding profusely]_

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 Před 3 lety +52

      that's actually seawater.

    • @willemdadrip1511
      @willemdadrip1511 Před 3 lety +88

      @@aquarius5264 that's actually a joke.

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 Před 3 lety +39

      @@willemdadrip1511 it wouldn't make sense for him to say "bleeding" if it was a joke. that's like saying you're bleeding when you're just taking a piss or crying or something lmao

    • @somepersonontheinternet3208
      @somepersonontheinternet3208 Před 3 lety +19

      @Aquarius that is possible for you to bleed while peeing though.

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 Před 3 lety +26

      @@somepersonontheinternet3208 that's besides the point

  • @isaacisaac3527
    @isaacisaac3527 Před 6 lety +1138

    Why do camera men always have the same voice

    • @calebplerry9664
      @calebplerry9664 Před 6 lety +170

      same guy films everything

    • @Twar92
      @Twar92 Před 6 lety +17

      Isaac Isaac time traveller

    • @SuperDuperSP
      @SuperDuperSP Před 6 lety +13

      The now that you say that his voice kinda reminds me of Mario from braver wilderness.

    • @mattfox6961
      @mattfox6961 Před 6 lety +8

      Sounds like the brave wilderness filmer dude

    • @Kuzyapso
      @Kuzyapso Před 6 lety

      you ok?

  • @saboogabooga4803
    @saboogabooga4803 Před 2 lety +4

    i love how he’s saying u need gloves for the dye and not the giant spikes sticking out

  • @KraKenDevYT
    @KraKenDevYT Před 3 lety +4

    Urchin : Aaaaahhhh so hot in here..
    Urchin when cut : *DAMN IT THIS WORLD IS ACTUALLY KINDA COLD*

  • @SectorIND
    @SectorIND Před 5 lety +86

    i have 7 hours untill exams
    Perfect time for a video about 3 ways to crack an Urchin

  • @edzi9764
    @edzi9764 Před 5 lety +220

    Guy: [litterly stabs the sea irchin]
    Sea urchin: mah I ain't feel like it😒

    • @actualmessiah6970
      @actualmessiah6970 Před 5 lety +12

      This comment has been up for a week and no one corrected your spelling? Its literally in the title.

    • @edzi9764
      @edzi9764 Před 5 lety +1

      @@actualmessiah6970 oof

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 Před 4 lety +4

      *Gets cold*
      Spiki boi: somethings wrong i can feel it

  • @alinaaghajanian2187
    @alinaaghajanian2187 Před 2 lety

    Thank you soo much for teaching us how to open and many ways to open the sea urchin ...great video

  • @rjaybruhh
    @rjaybruhh Před 3 lety +1

    *_That has to be the best name someone has to be a Sea Urchin Diver._* Nice video man!

  • @HairyHog77
    @HairyHog77 Před 3 lety +596

    if the two halves are alive, does that technically turn it into two urchins now

    • @kevintheshitposter4274
      @kevintheshitposter4274 Před 3 lety +23

      underrated af

    • @bonelesschickennuggets1868
      @bonelesschickennuggets1868 Před 3 lety +66

      Legit I can see someone making a super hero or villain with this kind of power.
      What did you just cut me in half? Sike now there is 2 of us

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 Před 3 lety +29

      Kevin the Sheep this question makes me question the very meaning of what it means to be alive

    • @jacobreddinten9796
      @jacobreddinten9796 Před 3 lety +5

      If robot is cut in half, would it be two robots? Just some random suggestion so no hard feeling :)

    • @alphapro6616
      @alphapro6616 Před 3 lety +1

      without a mouth

  • @felixulcer8943
    @felixulcer8943 Před 6 lety +117

    "Now that's a _F A T_ sea urchin"

  • @professorxangus
    @professorxangus Před 2 lety +1

    Every now and then I come back just to make sure I remember how to open a sea urchin, despite never having even seen one in real life.

  • @AxisCorpsRep
    @AxisCorpsRep Před 3 lety +2

    "there's the finished product, over the ocean, biodegradable"
    such a passing by sentence but it made me die for a solid 15 seconds