Spongebob: "You like Krabby Patty, don't you, Squidward? Say it. Say it!" Squidward: "I don't have to say nothing..." Spongebob: "LET NEPTUNE STRIKE YOU DEAD, SQUIDWARD!"
And the lighting. They went HARD and high contrast. Everything about this movie is bold and raw, its guts out plain to see... full of spectacle in its grit and grime.
Holy crap. When I saw this part in the theatre, I was literally captivated by Willems monologue. It was like watching a classic movie from 40s or 50s. This movie will go down in history as one of the greatest movies of all time, and I'm glad that I was alive to have seen it.
I was too bro (*critic film +14-years life +37-years) I-sat there like: "WELL, THAT RACE IS OVER!?!" (*he wasnt even nominated?!?) I-like brad pitt & pesci/pacino, etc. #butHAAAARK
I felt like a giddy boy from the 50s that was lucky enough to watch an R-rated movie. So captivating. Love being appreciated in the audience like that.
This one and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood are neck and neck for me. I also enjoyed Joker far more than I thought I would, especially understanding it borrowing from Scorsese's book pretty liberally. That helped me enjoy it more. It was a treat.
I always thought "I could be an actor!" and probably so...on the level of someone like Bill Burr in The Mandalorian or a supporting actor even...but then I saw this monologue and Jesus...no way I could remember my lines, let alone be able to pull it off with that accent and that convincing range of emotion that Willem is able to do. He should be considered for an Oscar for this. He's a treasure.
"Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow. Hark! Hark, Triton, hark! Below, bid our father the sea king, rise from the depths, full fowled in his fury. Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime. To choke ye! Engorging your organs 'til ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and plunges right through your gullet! Bursting ye! A bulging blackguard no more, but a blasted bloody film, now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to pick, and claw, and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any god or devil. Forgotten even to the sea. For any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now, itself the sea!" "Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking."
GunslingerKT19 I tried to do this but I’m glad because I didn’t think he said “banshee” “be-finned” “etc...” those words are much better than what I heard
Yes pity , how could they possibly forgotten a performance like this... really feels like a crime against the Arts and also to Willem Dafoe himself to have left him out .
This scene becomes immediately funny when you realize that Wake was saying this because Winslow didn't like his cooking. He gave a lengthy speech because someone didn't like his food.
Absolutely riotous. I ROFLMA every time I watch it. It’s mesmerizing. Beautiful. Elevated. Inspiring. Art of a high order. The kind of thing that makes a difficult life a bit more enjoyable . And holy hell - it is FUNNY AF! 🤣🤣🤣
@@honkp6065 He doesn't consign Winslow's soul to eternal hell. He consigns it to a watery oblivion. We gotta be theologically nuanced in our understanding of fell curses.
I can't help but think Winslow got seriously injured in that fall cleaning the lighthouse and Thomas dragged him out on to the rocks to die and the rest of the movie is his dying fever dream.
The writers of this film especially this monologue should be rewarded repeatedly as should Willem Defoe for his brilliant performance of it. Robert Pattinson was awesome too. Epic film. Loved it!
HAAAARRRRRK! I have seen nothing to rival this thunderous invocation of Tritan from the depths. Dafoe is genius. His rant is spellbinding and terrifying in it's effect, and puts the viewer into the maelstrom wherein one is summoned into the abyss. Mercifully, we are saved at the end by humor.
I like to interpret the slow change in his expression as him realizing the full gravity of what he's saying. A guy as superstitious as Wake knows that you don't invoke a curse like this unless you really mean it.
I wanna learn this. Word for word. And bust it out in it's entirety in ONLY THE MOST inappropriate times. Then walk out of whatever situation as if nothing happened.
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Spider Man! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Spider Man, even any scantling of your soul is Spider Man no more, but is now itself the sea!
Superb scene, Dafoe delivering a Shakespeare-like impassioned monologue. I liked how I wasn't sure if the music on the background was a ships' fog horn at first, absolutely great.
The other night me and one of my friends were hanging out and there a thunder storm outside and every time light flashed through the window we would wait because we wanted to yell HAAAARK and have real thunder rumble
I read that Pattinson's and Dafoe's processes are quite different. Dafoe and Eggers tried to get together with Pattinson to rehearse scenes. Pattinson half-heartedly participated because he believes that his best take is always his first. Not an answer to your comment. Just thought it was a fun fact. Oh, also read that Dafoe and Pattinson never hung out during the shooting. They actually got to know each other at a different time.
@@ajarms1 your making Robert kinda sound like an ass. Dafoe is stage actor and likes to rehearse before shooting. While Pattinson says he likes more going into with full emotion
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I hope a restaurant chef memorizes this monologe and recites to people who send back their food.
Their seafood*
Especially about their lobster.
Ha! Love it.
I’ve already shouted this to 4 people who’ve said their steaks weren’t cooked right 💅🏻
LOL... and I hope I'm there to see it.
This speech is Shakespearean quality, absolutely fantastic writing.
I imagine actors only dream of getting the chance to recite dialogue like this.
its what we live for
Exactly!!!!!
And then regretfully get snubbed by the Academy Awards
@@gardensofthegods No worries. The Oscars are pointless and irrelevant anyway. This performance will go down as one of his best no matter what.
And only a handful would live up the challenge. Defoe is spectacular.
Insulting a woman's cooking: "God you're such a jerk, I worked really hard on this!"
Insulting a man's cooking:
And it was surely a lie!
HE'S FOND OF THE LOBSTER!!!
That moment you realize Willem Dafoe does not even BLINK when he says this.
Two whole minutes!
Or in the movie.
👁👅👁 *_HARK_*
Oh crap, you're right.
That's because he blinked a blink of the sea gods at :05
Spongebob: "You like Krabby Patty, don't you, Squidward? Say it. Say it!"
Squidward: "I don't have to say nothing..."
Spongebob: "LET NEPTUNE STRIKE YOU DEAD, SQUIDWARD!"
peter: i missed the part where that's my problem
Squidward unimpressed: We serve food here sir.
This scene really made me appreciate that they shot it in black and white. And good camera angles.
And the lighting. They went HARD and high contrast. Everything about this movie is bold and raw, its guts out plain to see... full of spectacle in its grit and grime.
Holy crap. When I saw this part in the theatre, I was literally captivated by Willems monologue. It was like watching a classic movie from 40s or 50s. This movie will go down in history as one of the greatest movies of all time, and I'm glad that I was alive to have seen it.
I was too bro (*critic film +14-years life +37-years) I-sat there like: "WELL, THAT RACE IS OVER!?!" (*he wasnt even nominated?!?) I-like brad pitt & pesci/pacino, etc. #butHAAAARK
I felt like a giddy boy from the 50s that was lucky enough to watch an R-rated movie. So captivating. Love being appreciated in the audience like that.
My old friend and I were amazed at this film. But it requires multiple viewings with subtitles to really get it.
Imagine if somebody went back in time and screened this movie in a theater in the 1950s. The reactions would be priceless!
“alright, have it yer way. i like yer cookin” LMAO
"Alright, have it your way... I like your cooking." - Fucking hilarous close to that scene. My second favorite of the year.
IYAMNI what’s your favorite?
@@hdbuckets8154 Jojo Rabbit. But I just watched 'Joker' and that was pretty fking amzing. Lighthouse, Joker and Jojo top my list so far.
This one and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood are neck and neck for me. I also enjoyed Joker far more than I thought I would, especially understanding it borrowing from Scorsese's book pretty liberally. That helped me enjoy it more. It was a treat.
Yeah I'd throw-I+ 2 him too
Lol "HE I+"
I want an actual excuse to recite this but I'm just gonna traumatize my daughter
Wait for her to complain about food
Lmao
Do it when she's with her friends
@@brianbrush5107 "YOURE FOND OF ME KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE, IVE SEEN IT!"
@D-ROSE D-ROSE hahahaha
I always thought "I could be an actor!" and probably so...on the level of someone like Bill Burr in The Mandalorian or a supporting actor even...but then I saw this monologue and Jesus...no way I could remember my lines, let alone be able to pull it off with that accent and that convincing range of emotion that Willem is able to do. He should be considered for an Oscar for this. He's a treasure.
Defoe is a stage actor so he is really tailor made for this long monologues
Yeah lol(101) THIS
Too be fair Willem also has decades of experience
@@flatplant Decades? 2 days? Help me to recollect.
"Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow. Hark! Hark, Triton, hark! Below, bid our father the sea king, rise from the depths, full fowled in his fury. Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime. To choke ye! Engorging your organs 'til ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and plunges right through your gullet! Bursting ye! A bulging blackguard no more, but a blasted bloody film, now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to pick, and claw, and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any god or devil. Forgotten even to the sea. For any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now, itself the sea!"
"Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking."
GunslingerKT19 I tried to do this but I’m glad because I didn’t think he said “banshee” “be-finned” “etc...” those words are much better than what I heard
The level of writing craft in this film is absolutely insane. 'Black waves teeming with salt foam'. Such vivid, terrifying imagery.
@@thebatman4279
Writing craft? Lovecraft 🙃
Did he say "below" or "bellow"
With sincerity, thank you for taking the time to type this up.
I'm gonna memorize this in case I ever get in an argument with somebody in my sailing club
#THEYwillCAPITULATE
Joaquin Phoenix: Best performance by an actor in a leading role
Willem Dafoe: "Hold my bilge..."
"Y'know I'm something of a cook myself. "
The longer it goes the more it feels like he's assaulting my soul.
#hesDROPPINGtheHAMMERonWINSLOW
Holy fuck yes. What an amazing speech. Someone get Willem his Oscar
Best performance of the year!
Fingers crossed. He deserves it
Oscars don't mean anything
Not even nominated, aren’t the Oscars awesome!
Yes pity , how could they possibly forgotten a performance like this... really feels like a crime against the Arts and also to Willem Dafoe himself to have left him out .
0:00 Everyone to the Oscars when they don’t give Dafoe a nomination
WHAT@DISGRACE!?! (*HE & JENNIFER LOPEZ WERE MY +2-FRONTRUNNERS +2-WIN!!)... #OUTRAGEOUS
What a perfect use of Willem Defoe, he doesn't even look human by the end of this monologue.
1:30 the pure sorrow on his face and in his voice is palpable
This scene becomes immediately funny when you realize that Wake was saying this because Winslow didn't like his cooking.
He gave a lengthy speech because someone didn't like his food.
#heDROPPED #theSUPERsledgeHAMMER #onHIM
Not just his cooking, but more specifically his lobster!
The joke isn't even the length of the speech, it's the fact that he condemns Winslow's eternal soul to hell for such a petty reason
Absolutely riotous. I ROFLMA every time I watch it. It’s mesmerizing. Beautiful. Elevated. Inspiring. Art of a high order. The kind of thing that makes a difficult life a bit more enjoyable . And holy hell - it is FUNNY AF! 🤣🤣🤣
@@honkp6065 He doesn't consign Winslow's soul to eternal hell. He consigns it to a watery oblivion. We gotta be theologically nuanced in our understanding of fell curses.
TELL ME YER FOND A'ME LOBSTER
YOU LIKE MY LOBSTER I'VE SEEN IT
I realized I messed up that quote and I can't stop thinking about it. Oh we all chill the beans sometimes
I can't help but think Winslow got seriously injured in that fall cleaning the lighthouse and Thomas dragged him out on to the rocks to die and the rest of the movie is his dying fever dream.
He pulls this off in such a subtle way. The curse then the hurt (his buddy insulted him). Real acting. The kind we don't get to see any more.
The fact that Willem Dafoe didn't win an Oscar for this is a crime against cinema.
The writers of this film especially this monologue should be rewarded repeatedly as should Willem Defoe for his brilliant performance of it. Robert Pattinson was awesome too. Epic film. Loved it!
What’s crazy is he pretty much warns him of his fate that happens at the end of the movie. If you listen closely.
Not at all really but okay
bfffggffdfd he kinda did tho
@@bfffggffdfd you should probably read this dialouge and watch the movie again
I thought that Wake caused the ending to happen because he curses him, here in this scene.
Dont be sparrin with the gulls, Winslow
one of the best scenes I've ever seen
It doesn't even matter that I can hardly understand half of the words he's saying, what a genuinely phenomenal monologue.
Damn, Red Lobster's waiters are intense.
The ending to this scene is perfect, watching it was one of the only times I've ever laughed out loud in a theater
HAAAARRRRRK! I have seen nothing to rival this thunderous invocation of Tritan from the depths. Dafoe is genius. His rant is spellbinding and terrifying in it's effect, and puts the viewer into the maelstrom wherein one is summoned into the abyss. Mercifully, we are saved at the end by humor.
One of my favorite parts of the movie
I actually prefer this early cut of Aquaman without the special effects.
He didn’t blink once
I like to interpret the slow change in his expression as him realizing the full gravity of what he's saying. A guy as superstitious as Wake knows that you don't invoke a curse like this unless you really mean it.
Gonna recite this out of nowhere in my D&D campaign
I wanna learn this.
Word for word.
And bust it out in it's entirety in ONLY THE MOST inappropriate times. Then walk out of whatever situation as if nothing happened.
Where was his nomination at the Golden Globes!? Stunning performance.
This movie is so overlooked 4 how FUCKING I+REALLY-I$
"your drunk! Or ye wouldn't be sayin that!"
This is what happens when you criticize the Green Goblin's cooking.
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Spider Man! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Spider Man, even any scantling of your soul is Spider Man no more, but is now itself the sea!
HAAAAARK! ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT, SPIDERMAN?
When my grandkids don’t like my cooking I’m so gonna do this speech
Do you want to end up like Thomas Wake did? Tsk. Better to follow a recipe.
Let Neptune strike ye dead, downvoters! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
Superb scene, Dafoe delivering a Shakespeare-like impassioned monologue. I liked how I wasn't sure if the music on the background was a ships' fog horn at first, absolutely great.
How do you not win a Oscar for this!
Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.
The greatest two-minute setup to a joke.
The first to dislike this will be filled with pungent slime until their organs burst
EVERYTHING @BOUT THIS MOVIE I$ ***A CERTIFIED***
I’m tailoring this for my speech at my brother’s wedding
I like his cooking.
We get it Mr. Krabs
Listening to this at 2x speed.
When you get snubbed at the oscars
love him or hate him, he's speaking fax
No Oscar nomination for William Dafoe. Perhaps this year's greatest tragedy
That meaty first thunderstrike though!
Incredible performance.
Never forget this monologue was spoken just because Batman told Green Goblin he didn’t like his cooking
How he didn’t get a nomination or award for this is beyond me.
why'd ya spill yur beans winslow
A very special moment in a very special film.
When she says she doesn’t like your bionicle collection
HE DIDN’T BLINK!
I think it’s hilarious how after that 2 min speech all he says is “I like ya cooken”
This scene reminds me of lord of the rings when Gandalf frightens bilbo.
Incredible monologue !!!!!!!
How the hell did you get this with such quality? Damn yee!
This is simply the best thing i have ever seen. And I am an old man,
My favorite scene in recent memory.
Willem had fun here
The light work is beyond this world
I'm really bummed I didn't go see this while it was still playing in my area.
The final lighthouse scene was absolutely petrifying with the theater sound system.
Woah where did you get this clip though?
The other night me and one of my friends were hanging out and there a thunder storm outside and every time light flashed through the window we would wait because we wanted to yell HAAAARK and have real thunder rumble
YE'RE FOND OF ME LOBSTER, AINT YE
This either took one take or a thousand
I read that Pattinson's and Dafoe's processes are quite different. Dafoe and Eggers tried to get together with Pattinson to rehearse scenes. Pattinson half-heartedly participated because he believes that his best take is always his first. Not an answer to your comment. Just thought it was a fun fact.
Oh, also read that Dafoe and Pattinson never hung out during the shooting. They actually got to know each other at a different time.
@@ajarms1 your making Robert kinda sound like an ass. Dafoe is stage actor and likes to rehearse before shooting. While Pattinson says he likes more going into with full emotion
I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT HE SAID HULKKKKK!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂
Brilliant
Didnt think it was possible to make Dafoes face any creepier but the lighting was too notch here
How did you get this clip in this quality man
Exactly, I wanna know too
It's on an article from mashable.com
@@Daiin0 ur telling me they just gave one of the most powerful scenes in the movie to mashable??
I'm kind@glad he DID
My favorite part of the movie
This shit would’ve been a killer play during Shakespeare’s time
9 people are forgotten even to the sea and are now, themselves the sea.
Amazing
When someone says they don't like sea shanties
Best acting ever fuck he better get an Oscar
And that’s how you curse someone in the right way
damn, those lobsters must have been really good
He didn't get an Academy Award nomination for this role? Dang.
I may have watched this scene about 30 times now.
This would be so awesome as an intro for Mastodon's Iron Tusk
Leviathan just got released 15 years too soon.
That 'Hark' scream it's the best.
THAT is proper beatwork.
“Sorry no Oscars for you Willem.”
-Oscar Committee.
thank you vinny very cool
LMAOOO
When I saw this in the theater this scene felt like it was ten minutes long.
Which episode of Kitchen nightmares is this from?
When my older brother caught me playing with his Zoids
Kuddos for someone who comes up with this speech