Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?

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  • čas přidán 10. 07. 2019
  • Far Cry 3 was widely regarded as one of the best games of 2012 thanks to its interesting characters, an world packed full of details to uncover about Rook Island’s history, and multiple ways to approach any combat situation with it’s wide variety of weapons. But what if you wanted to avoid almost every weapon in the game? Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
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    Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
    The game begins with all these rascals behaving as typical college aged children. Shots, turtles, general douchbaggery, you tell by their hats that they’re just asking to be kidnapped by pirates and sold into a life of slavery and possible torture. Oh, well this is a nice surprise. Being tied up and trapped in what may or may not be a bamboo box would be fun if it I weren’t trapped in there two.
    While Grant and I make our escape, allow me to explain a little bit about this run. I said “Machete” in the title because you start with the machete as your melee weapon, but you can also get a knife which I eventually upgraded to. What can’t I use to [bonk] people and animals? Pretty much everything. No firearms, no flamethrowers, no grenades, no molotov cocktails, no bow and arrow, no running people over, no throwing knives, no anything else. I can only use the knife or machete I have equipped in the melee weapon slot.
    Because I’m trash at sneaking, it took several attempts to half-way escape. Grant, the typical older brother who knows how to do combat [bonk] and promises to keep me safe, got shot in the neck, I sat back, laughed, didn’t attempt to hold him, ran into the jungle and eventually escaped into the water where I blacked out, had a nightmare about a game logo, and woke up in a bed.
    Dennis gave me a tattoo without my permission, seemed like a weird thing for someone to do, he gave me a machete, held my hand, showed me around the village, and sent me off to buy a gun. Far Cry 3 is unfortunately more like Bioshock Infinite and less of a Bioshock because you don’t have the option of wielding the machete in your hand as your main weapon. I can’t remove the pistol, but I can sure as hell waste all of the ammo I bought with Dennis’s money.
    My island adventure begins now. With my empty handgun and machete dangling dangerously at my side, I approached the first radio tower, discovered that you have to hold Square for like a year to loot containers, got bit by a snake, looked down, and successfully de-activated the towers radio broadcast.
    After I showed Denise my map, I was rewarded with 2 guns that are less than worthless to me, and was instructed to go skin some wildlife. Apparently [bonk]ing piglet’s entire family is enough to master the jungle. On the way to the farm, I looted an abandoned shack. Looting containers is something I don’t do much of in this play trough because there’s not much to find that’s worth looking for. Money is only useful for buying medical supplies and occasionally body armor. Normally you’d spend it on weapons and ammo, but that is irrelevant in this run.
    At the farm, I [bonk]ed a few pigs, boars to be more precise, and conquered the PTSD I’ve had for about 6 minutes by going back into the water to find the blue plant. I returned to Dennis and used my new found nature trash to create 2 Medical Syringes, upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items, and learned the stab in the back s[bonk].
    I got in the truck and noticed that the camera really zoomed in for some reason. You field of view freaks may dislike this part. It was here that I got my first taste of real combat. There are pirate booties just asking to be plundered.
    ...
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  • @grepenoop
    @grepenoop Před 7 měsíci +211

    Rest in Peace Legend. This is still one of my favorite videos made by you.

    • @brucefly3612
      @brucefly3612 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Why did he left the world though, did he have no hope to get women or something?, I saw a photo and someone said that the guy was "weird looking", I say with the most respect, just genuinely curious about what happened to the guy, I remember watching these videos back in the day, I'm sad that he is gone now.

    • @grepenoop
      @grepenoop Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@brucefly3612 He had some severe problems with alcohol. Its belived that his struggles with alcohol is what has killed him, but i'm still not 100% sure

    • @liam_68
      @liam_68 Před 6 měsíci

      @@brucefly3612he had a pancreatic disease likely due to alcohol poisoning as he was an alcoholic

    • @liam_68
      @liam_68 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@brucefly3612also i'm fairly sure his face was due to a genetic condition called crouzon disease but i'm not 100% sure that's what he had so don't spread that around it's just what it appears to be

    • @landveseli2419
      @landveseli2419 Před 6 měsíci

      he died?

  • @kyrieeleison9599
    @kyrieeleison9599 Před 5 lety +7421

    Can you beat your ps4 controller
    Using only your Fists

  • @jonnypballin
    @jonnypballin Před 5 lety +2102

    19:10 “they’re definitely not pirates” he says while he takes a bootleg DVD off the corpse

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 Před 4 lety +15

      Jonny pipes the young god lmao good point

    • @talon6097
      @talon6097 Před 4 lety +13

      YOUR USERNAME I-

    • @an0n23
      @an0n23 Před 4 lety +31

      @@talon6097 does adding a dash add to the comedy? finish your sentence lol

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 3 lety +3

      Well...

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety +4

      @@an0n23 That's basically 30% of the "humor" on CZcams nowadays.

  • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
    @cookiebombcasualemail5284 Před 4 lety +1495

    1:06 I love how Paul takes a moment to stare longingly at the bucket

    • @blindsloth364
      @blindsloth364 Před 4 lety +25

      Cookiebomb G&E a tribute to his time collecting buckets in skyrim im sure

    • @roninbolivar9460
      @roninbolivar9460 Před 4 lety +6

      Definitely

    • @syedrehanfida
      @syedrehanfida Před 4 lety +8

      I noticed that too. Too bad he didn't comment on it.

    • @people9426
      @people9426 Před 3 lety +8

      This is a bucket
      Dear god

    • @themenace48
      @themenace48 Před 2 lety +1

      I did too, it’s just so… arousing

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik Před 5 lety +762

    "I proved myself to be a true warrior... By flipping a few switches."
    Congratulations - You are a genius by Pandorian standards

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy Před 5 lety +27

      that MIT education really pays for itself

    • @closetfriend8171
      @closetfriend8171 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Catnippy I hope it was worth the wait.
      *DOTA THE CARD GAME*

    • @BOOMstick-cu6ro
      @BOOMstick-cu6ro Před 5 lety +5

      Holy shit you don’t know how many times I failed that part

    • @Aaxoz
      @Aaxoz Před 5 lety +5

      *you're almost finished with the course*

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 5 lety +4

      Nice reference.
      I'm pretty sure its the exact quote as well, except no I, it's just pandoran

  • @snapsatyou2449
    @snapsatyou2449 Před 6 měsíci +22

    I love that despite him being gone, his videos are still being recommended to me by the algorithm proving the high quality of every work he made. Rest in peace big man.

  • @doodledothings7138
    @doodledothings7138 Před 5 měsíci +19

    I miss you guy. rest in peace

  • @danielveizaga6675
    @danielveizaga6675 Před 6 měsíci +17

    It’s odd that you’re gone, I can’t seem to comprehend your passing. That your soul may find peace

  • @whiteass4ssin118
    @whiteass4ssin118 Před 5 lety +2024

    Waiting for that "can you beat fallout new Vegas with all limbs crippled" video aha
    Edit:
    To address Paul "never doing it" he literally said in his discord hes planning on it, hence why I said I'm waiting for it

  • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790

    Far cry 3 machete only isn't that bad if you use stealth only
    except that I forgot about the scripted parts where you need a gun

    • @FPSDrifter
      @FPSDrifter Před 5 lety +11

      Collect 30 trophies and give yourself a immortality juice.

    • @ChaseIron
      @ChaseIron Před 5 lety +31

      I immediately thought of the mission where you save Oliver by holding off pirates with a sniper

    • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790
      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 Před 5 lety +14

      Yeah, I was watching the video after I typed that comment and immediately got smacked in the face with the realization that most if not all far cry games melee only are impossible

    • @FPSDrifter
      @FPSDrifter Před 5 lety +2

      Wait... IS THIS A CHALLENGE?

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 Před 5 lety +18

      Just put a machete in the magazine

  • @skywolfie8573
    @skywolfie8573 Před 4 lety +504

    'Had a nightmare about a game logo'
    Just, amazing 😂

  • @PharaohBee
    @PharaohBee Před 6 měsíci +11

    Rest in peace Paul. I love your videos and your passing is such a tragic loss. We’ll all miss you. You’ve entertained so many people and you’ll never be forgotten.

  • @jacobhoffman188
    @jacobhoffman188 Před 5 lety +387

    1:06 I don't know how you resisted the sweet allure of those temptress buckets. You're a stronger man then I, sir.

    • @littlegreen9274
      @littlegreen9274 Před 5 lety +1

      You're too imaginative XD

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify Před 5 lety

      The internet is full of people much more imaginative than I am. I'm jealous, to be honest. It must be fun to see the world as a bunch of crossovers and inside jokes.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 Před 5 lety +1

      Those alluring buckets require a titanium will to resist.

    • @auditmail4842
      @auditmail4842 Před 5 lety

      I don getit

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify Před 5 lety +1

      @@auditmail4842 Buckets are a recurring theme on this channel. And I think the titanium will is a Dark Souls reference.

  • @ethanlawrence4890
    @ethanlawrence4890 Před 5 lety +144

    You can also get a katana by collecting a couple WW2 letters, tribal knife was a uplay thing that got added into the base game.

  • @Turd_Burglar804
    @Turd_Burglar804 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Rest easy big guy.

  • @Cimzon
    @Cimzon Před 5 měsíci +6

    Rest in peace Mitten squad

  • @Pine0wlple
    @Pine0wlple Před 5 lety +424

    “Dennis dared to question me, after everything I’ve done for me.”
    I don’t know why, but this was the most powerful line in the video for me.
    Just the realist, raw salt delivered so causally.
    It was biggest burn in history!

  • @Hatred-MaliceEven
    @Hatred-MaliceEven Před 5 lety +318

    As soon as he said “no flamethrowers no molotovs,” I instantly thought of the skrillex weed farm burning

  • @damienb6857
    @damienb6857 Před 7 měsíci +12

    R.i.p mitten squad

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz Před 5 lety +212

    At 1:10 I loved how long you stared at the bucket. I just imagine you being overly sad that you couldn’t actually pick it up.

  • @andreassupmalis2760
    @andreassupmalis2760 Před 5 lety +1248

    What the hell? I have finished this game 4 times, and didn't know that you can upgrade your mele weapon😂

    • @soupxv213
      @soupxv213 Před 5 lety +16

      Y BL same

    • @cobraqueen555
      @cobraqueen555 Před 5 lety +25

      Same
      I still have it and I haven't even noticed. Maybe it's a additional to the PS4 classic version

    • @eatmyglock9470
      @eatmyglock9470 Před 5 lety +6

      Yep same

    • @hamos4744
      @hamos4744 Před 5 lety +4

      Same here.

    • @thelga8640
      @thelga8640 Před 5 lety +107

      The tribal knife its from a dlc, but in the vanilla game you can get the tanto knife after getting a certain number of collectables

  • @ethandye5963
    @ethandye5963 Před 5 lety +4385

    The real question is can you beat far cry 5 with only shovels?

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy Před 5 lety +273

      I beat FC 5 using only buckets I picked up in Morthall.

    • @49divan
      @49divan Před 5 lety +136

      Oh yeah you can, when you play NG+ Infamous the damn shovels are your bff. They more or less 1 shot anything if you hit them correctly

    • @LexiPhreikout
      @LexiPhreikout Před 5 lety +89

      does the shovel launcher count?

    • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790
      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 Před 5 lety +112

      @@LexiPhreikout you're using shovels so yes

    • @ChickenNugget-qk6sf
      @ChickenNugget-qk6sf Před 5 lety +21

      I would call that the “Johnny McMurica” challenge

  • @leanderrumor8164
    @leanderrumor8164 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Rest in peace

  • @deshanw1992
    @deshanw1992 Před 4 lety +75

    8:44 that mid air catch, straight into the crocodile's mouth, crazy haha

    • @ds_damian564
      @ds_damian564 Před 3 lety +1

      That happened to me to I did the dive animation and the mili second my hand touched the water alligator attacked and scared the hell out of me

  • @mockeryofhumanity1435
    @mockeryofhumanity1435 Před 5 lety +303

    Can you beat Skyrim only using a shield.
    Can only use shield bash.

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 Před 5 lety +26

      Sure, heal and use the one spiky shield that exists in the game.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před 5 lety +14

      Ymfah basically did that in his Pacifist run.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 Před 5 lety

      @@Andri474
      What spiky shield

    • @photoast_
      @photoast_ Před 5 lety +8

      @@tahabashir3779 targe of the blooded

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 Před 5 lety +6

      That was actually one of my strongest builds before I discovered the crafting triad break. Restoration, heavy armor and block only. I'd get the restoration perk that restored fatigue while you healed and just bash away.

  • @CraziChris
    @CraziChris Před 5 lety +1206

    *Gets shot
    *Wraps forearm
    *Gets sliced by machete
    *Pulls out bullet
    Seems legit m8

    • @maxalexander2874
      @maxalexander2874 Před 5 lety +13

      I see no issue

    • @poopbruh7676
      @poopbruh7676 Před 5 lety +39

      Machete probably had a gun on him.

    • @Catchcheese
      @Catchcheese Před 5 lety +10

      Machete gun, you tard😉

    • @obliviouscrab3125
      @obliviouscrab3125 Před 5 lety +2

      Okay this is a joke but i cant hold back so if you dont get shot you dont pull out the bullet so its imposible

    • @sunnyng5071
      @sunnyng5071 Před 5 lety +6

      Dude its the most Realistic game in the world.what new technology are you playing? Fallout 76?

  • @OgreDLink
    @OgreDLink Před 7 měsíci +10

    I love you Paul in a not weird way.

  • @beaudaniels5633
    @beaudaniels5633 Před 4 lety +160

    “Dennis still hasn’t learned the definition of boundaries.” Your commentary is gold man!

  • @GwynakaFelix
    @GwynakaFelix Před 5 lety +410

    Pls ><
    "Can you beat Fallout 4 with only a flaregun?" This is all I want...

    • @CaptainDavyJones
      @CaptainDavyJones Před 5 lety +13

      Der Kaiser it’s near impossible the flare gun does actually 5 damage per hit

    • @itosaga
      @itosaga Před 5 lety +30

      so his suffering wasn't enough for you

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco Před 5 lety +6

      And the Minutemen are to busy murdering Preston Garvey to help, and even if they come they get destroyed by high level enemies.

    • @TrueSparktron
      @TrueSparktron Před 5 lety

      Yes. just enjoy the crab food.

    • @TheTexasDice
      @TheTexasDice Před 5 lety +4

      @@CaptainDavyJones Well, he could put 10 points in strength and use the Basher Perk to kill people with the Flare gun that way

  • @cumckman
    @cumckman Před 5 lety +438

    "You have to be sneaky in order to complete the mission and-"
    *Gets phone notification*
    Mitten: *SHUT UP!*
    Game:Mission failed....We'll get 'em next time

    • @storedalmond943
      @storedalmond943 Před 4 lety +5

      Beautiful!
      Here.
      YEET!
      *Throws like button like a ninja star*
      *Impression of a ninja teacher with gravel in his throat*
      "You have performed well my student."

  • @Whiterin
    @Whiterin Před 5 lety +187

    It's kind of amazing that FC3 still looks so great, and at the time it ran better than almost anything I'd ever played on my PC. FC3, with graphics that still look good, ran drastically better than Minecraft or Skyrim. lol

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 Před 3 lety +7

      especially fkn minecraft.. even without ressourcepacks and mods it took so much ram and cpu it was incredible

    • @abhishekbajpai4945
      @abhishekbajpai4945 Před 3 lety +9

      @@udozocklein6023 the wonders of java

    • @enclaveleader1789
      @enclaveleader1789 Před 3 lety +1

      Especially fallout 4 that shit crashes every bad time especially with mods

    • @enclaveleader1789
      @enclaveleader1789 Před 3 lety +3

      Far cry 3 never crashed for me also

    • @mylo5641
      @mylo5641 Před 3 lety +1

      @@abhishekbajpai4945 more that the old mc devs created cluttered code that ran terribly. that's why people made mods to optimise on different things such as rendering with optifine

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Před 5 lety +658

    14:41 "I was too late to the first stop. They'd been slaughtered by badgers."
    *sees Komodo dragons*
    Me: Kowalski, analysis!

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 Před 5 lety +46

      Kowalski: "It appears that the badgers were either eaten promptly by Komodo dragons, or turned into them"

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Před 5 lety +2

      @@justsomeone5314 Grand Cooley Dam!

    • @kike6359
      @kike6359 Před 4 lety +3

      what a horrible fucking comment

    • @stillnousername9796
      @stillnousername9796 Před 4 lety +11

      Fool, the Komodo Dragon are merely pawns, it's the badgers that are the ones pulling the strings of war.

    • @user-hn1gp7fd2u
      @user-hn1gp7fd2u Před 4 lety +4

      komodo dragon of Far Cry 3 and Honey Badger of Far Cry 4 are * fire in the hole *.

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 Před 5 lety +805

    You should beat Skyrim with a wabbajack

    • @IndyColaTV
      @IndyColaTV Před 5 lety +7

      would take too long to get it

    • @krazyaust7720
      @krazyaust7720 Před 5 lety +59

      @@IndyColaTV No. All your would need to is go to Solitude and get the mission, go to the Pegalius wing, and do the quest. There's no combat in the mission. (Mostly). Its definitely possible.

    • @404_BrainDidNotLoad
      @404_BrainDidNotLoad Před 5 lety +13

      KrazyAust actually you need to be level 10 to start it and it would take awhile to get there unless he cheese levels something non combat up like soul trap on a dead body/creature

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 5 lety +11

      Alex Vuu well actually he could just grind non combat things such as completing other quests, or discovering locations so it’s possible.

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner Před 5 lety +7

      He could use speech and barter to level up too, that’s a demented idea by the way

  • @MM-op6ti
    @MM-op6ti Před 5 lety +403

    Can you beat kingdom come deliverance with only fists

    • @boleslavjobbik8862
      @boleslavjobbik8862 Před 5 lety +17

      OMG I want to see this one. Game of my heart. Ehm it isn't because it was made i my country. Of course.

    • @Tristan1062
      @Tristan1062 Před 5 lety +1

      M M Bro did you see my comment of this on his last video and copy it? I approve either way.

    • @asterwolf1596
      @asterwolf1596 Před 5 lety +1

      You probably can't (ofc if there aren't exploits to skip tutorials)

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Před 5 lety +6

      @@asterwolf1596 I've always said forced weapon tutorial sections and the like shouldn't count to these challenges.

    • @Kunar24
      @Kunar24 Před 5 lety

      Tbh that would be fun to try.

  • @burymeinjhenny918
    @burymeinjhenny918 Před 7 měsíci +12

    RIP 😔

  • @omerkhaledbastawy6919
    @omerkhaledbastawy6919 Před 7 měsíci +10

    rip just found his videos looked really cool

  • @canismori
    @canismori Před 5 lety +132

    20 Seconds in and I already know the answer because of the little sniping mission later on.

    • @PenguinzFTW
      @PenguinzFTW Před 5 lety +5

      Or the mission where you have to use the bow with explosive arrows to kill that monster shit thing

    • @MayoAddict475
      @MayoAddict475 Před 5 lety

      @@PenguinzFTW I HATE that

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 Před 5 lety +441

    Farcry 3 was arguably the best game of the year. But you know what one of the best games of last year was?
    Kingdom Come Deliverance. Can you beat it with only your fists?

    • @cwalter-iz5hl
      @cwalter-iz5hl Před 5 lety +2

      Ha god of war was the game of the year last year

    • @dolebludger
      @dolebludger Před 5 lety +62

      @@cwalter-iz5hl He said one of the best, turn your brain on

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow Před 5 lety +1

      I wonder if you could

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri Před 5 lety +6

      I mean...
      You can, but why would you?

    • @ScrewupExtraordinaire
      @ScrewupExtraordinaire Před 5 lety +12

      There's no way he's that masochistic.

  • @TheMrWelshy
    @TheMrWelshy Před 4 lety +112

    I remember completing this game and not knowing I could fast travel till I started trying to 100% the achievements in it.
    My excuse is that I was young at the time.... And an idiot.

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 Před 3 lety

      Your pfp is... matpat?

    • @TheMrWelshy
      @TheMrWelshy Před 3 lety

      @@rodrigopadilha5682 No it's me...

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Před 2 lety +5

      Well when I was a kid I had similar experiences w/ games where I didn’t know entire mechanics even existed let alone try to use them lol. Btw not fast traveling in a game can be fun IF you have the time and patience for it and IF the game makes moving through it’s environment fun

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 Před 2 lety +3

      As a kid I was pretty poor so I really only got one or two new games a year. Far cry 3 was one of my favorites for years. It got to the point where I stopped fast traveling because it made games more fun for me. Now by default when I play an open world game I refuse to fast travel

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace Před rokem +1

      We were all young and stupid at a time, one time I put a soda can tab on a vacuum cleaner plug because it fit perfectly - like a match made in heaven - and then plugged it into the outlet. It exploded sparks out all over 7 year old me and that room still doesn't have electricity. I was unharmed but the memory still haunts me.

  • @jonathananderson1728
    @jonathananderson1728 Před 5 lety +805

    You should play Dishonored 1 or two with only a knife. It's a really fun play through

    • @Farmeraap
      @Farmeraap Před 5 lety +93

      I feel like it's what most people do

    • @neopolitan9156
      @neopolitan9156 Před 5 lety +37

      You see that's actually possible though

    • @victorsandeen2694
      @victorsandeen2694 Před 5 lety +23

      Being unseen and not killing at all is hard as hell.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 Před 5 lety +12

      @@victorsandeen2694 Not unless you're ME. It just takes me too long

    • @mariocdi8205
      @mariocdi8205 Před 5 lety +11

      Can you beat dishonored 1 without powers

  • @imfatkid420
    @imfatkid420 Před 5 lety +151

    Can you beat skyrim using only telekinesis? Probably but I would love to watch you do it if that's sounds good to you and others :)

  • @NorthEevee
    @NorthEevee Před 5 lety +585

    Next: Can you beat Far Cry 4 by only kicking?

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee Před 5 lety +1

      @C Houghton Rip

    • @kaymaybeokay
      @kaymaybeokay Před 5 lety +57

      Yes. Wait for Pagan Min to come back from his call

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee Před 5 lety +3

      @@kaymaybeokay That's one way. But I'm pretty sure everyone wants the other...

    • @Nezulurania
      @Nezulurania Před 5 lety +3

      @@NorthEevee farcry 5 is allways kick tho? So how about that

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee Před 5 lety +1

      @@Nezulurania Is it? I think you can punch too...

  • @sylvancochran1572
    @sylvancochran1572 Před 3 lety +18

    "We escaped at speeds that would make a snail wonder what the holdup is."

  • @elijahsmith3524
    @elijahsmith3524 Před 4 lety +54

    I love your narration of everything happening, honestly the only reason I subbed to you. Started off wanting to see a challenge run, and cane to love the telling if the story enough to stay.
    Thank you for the great videos.

  • @jacobguzman6997
    @jacobguzman6997 Před 5 lety +184

    Can you beat Lego Star wars the complete saga without taking damage

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes Před 5 lety +60

    I love how Mitten changes Citra's name everytime he meets her. That's how important she is... NOT.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 Před 4 lety +8

      What do you mean? Citrus is perfectly important to the plot. In fact, Citalopram is my favorite character.

    • @hkr1276
      @hkr1276 Před 4 lety +7

      @@faceless2302 actually you are right. Cissy is the only reason this type of a plot works

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h Před 5 lety +35

    Now you have to try this in Far Cry 4, where soldiers knock you down from 3 miles away.

    • @virylanon8213
      @virylanon8213 Před 4 lety +6

      Getting knocked down in FC4 is pretty much a death sentence for you. (And suicidal if played on Hard)

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 Před 4 lety +1

      fOr KiNg mIn

    • @moth4434
      @moth4434 Před 4 lety

      You should see far cry new dawn

    • @pewdieleafy9276
      @pewdieleafy9276 Před 2 lety

      It's even more annoying if your trying to get a takedown

  • @stylo1161
    @stylo1161 Před 4 lety +18

    6:40 I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @jackmyers35
    @jackmyers35 Před 5 lety +198

    Video 6 of asking mitten to beat half life with only a crowbar

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  Před 5 lety +114

      You know what, I've never played Half-Life, so doing a blind playthrough with only a crowbar could be a fun idea.

    • @jackmyers35
      @jackmyers35 Před 5 lety +9

      @@MittenSquad Finally a response yes that would be a good video idea i mean if anyone could do it it would be you

    • @dandydolphin64
      @dandydolphin64 Před 5 lety +1

      @@MittenSquad. Or Half Life 2 would be fun to watch

    • @bruhmomentbruh3458
      @bruhmomentbruh3458 Před 5 lety +2

      @@dandydolphin64 yea but its not possible in hl2 idk if you can in hl1

    • @kardnails8729
      @kardnails8729 Před 5 lety +7

      I actually don't think it is possible. There are several situations that come to mind that would be hard, if not impossible, without a ranged weapon.

  • @Koopax13
    @Koopax13 Před 5 lety +57

    Now, you can hold the machete out constantly in Farcry 2, so you should try the machete only challenge for Farcry 2 next!

    • @KyleSmith-
      @KyleSmith- Před 5 lety +3

      Good luck taking out a convoy with only a machete, I would like to see someone try tho

    • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790
      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 Před 5 lety +2

      Far cry 2's malaria system was a whore to deal with

    • @amelie-3429
      @amelie-3429 Před 5 lety +5

      @@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 no it wasn't. Why does everyone hate it so much? You just had to do a mission to get more medicine now and again and then take it when Malaria kicks in. Seriously, what is people's problem with this?

    • @68idl
      @68idl Před 5 lety +1

      @@amelie-3429 People are just lazy

  • @dylanxiong6519
    @dylanxiong6519 Před 4 lety +21

    Your channel is actually nice to listen to while I’m gaming or just relaxing. Thanks bro.

  • @TheNephilimofEmpireCity
    @TheNephilimofEmpireCity Před 5 lety +337

    Can you beat Far Cry 3 Blood dragon by only flipping people off?

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 Před 5 lety +45

      Pretty sure that's the only way to beat it.

    • @skully_8500
      @skully_8500 Před 5 lety +37

      Furry trash

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy Před 5 lety +5

      @@skully_8500 n word

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox Před 4 lety +30

      @@skully_8500 Spotted the 12 year old who thinks he has to prove himself to complete strangers

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox Před 4 lety +13

      @@skully_8500 wowee so original funni

  • @scar2244
    @scar2244 Před 5 lety +70

    Watching your videos always puts a smile on my face that or im laughing to death

  • @artenox1767
    @artenox1767 Před 5 lety +88

    Can you beat Far Cry 4 with only a blow torch?

    • @karimasensei_9538
      @karimasensei_9538 Před 5 lety +8

      Wieloryb Meksykański i have tried it once i regret my life and choices

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool Před 5 lety +3

      It would be easier to beat the IRS with a blow j**...

  • @maiden5427
    @maiden5427 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Rest easy buddy

  • @white_ninja9828
    @white_ninja9828 Před 4 lety +59

    “I tried to stealthily clear an outpost, and got promptly mauled by a tiger. I hate this game.”

  • @latincristo
    @latincristo Před 5 lety +486

    3:45 killed the first of many dogs...
    John wick: loads the first of many clips

    • @jeremyronald
      @jeremyronald Před 5 lety +45

      I hate to be that guy, but....... magazines*

    • @UnderstandingCode
      @UnderstandingCode Před 5 lety +10

      @@jeremyronald what if hes using a WW2 Springfield ? You LOVE to be that guy*

    • @ninjadw3364
      @ninjadw3364 Před 5 lety +2

      @@UnderstandingCode what if he is using a belt fed machine gun....?

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 Před 5 lety +2

      Rob Sanders What if he’s using a shotgun? Then I have to correct you, not magazines-shells.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 Před 5 lety +1

      @@arkonez6730 What if he's using a grenade-launcher?

  • @SauceBossGuitar
    @SauceBossGuitar Před 5 lety +29

    Can you beat Skyrim with bow bashing?

  • @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x
    @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x Před 5 lety +220

    “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity” - Vaas

    • @smokey2653
      @smokey2653 Před 4 lety +11

      Ever*

    • @Radskull_
      @Radskull_ Před 4 lety +10

      Then he tells you again

    • @british-sama7007
      @british-sama7007 Před 4 lety +17

      "Don't trust quotes on the internet, they are mostly made up"
      - George Washington

    • @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x
      @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x Před 4 lety +12

      Bruno Henrique Sequinel ah yes, I forgot that quote from George Washin....WAIT A MINUTE

    • @vonstraugg5963
      @vonstraugg5963 Před 4 lety +1

      *-Nacho

  • @aquamenadventures4382
    @aquamenadventures4382 Před 5 lety +67

    Open your mouth for my mushroom
    -mitten squad 2019

  • @CFBEmbeddedMOD
    @CFBEmbeddedMOD Před 5 lety +46

    I coughed at 6:44 when he said “shut up” 😂 it was scary timing

  • @rubiohernandezerickdaniel2111

    "Stealth missions in action games suck cactus"
    -mitten squad

    • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
      @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 Před 4 lety +3

      True

    • @cappsyb3669
      @cappsyb3669 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah yes... The cactus.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 3 lety +2

      Ah yes, the "action shooter game with stealth elements thrown in" genre.
      Wait until you realize they add such revolutionary mechanics such as jumping and crawling on the ground.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 3 lety +2

      @@charlie1234500 Don't forget the "automatically snaps to cover" that works pretty randomly xD

    • @hubertdutka6811
      @hubertdutka6811 Před 3 lety +1

      NO STEALTH MISSIONS THE BESTTT

  • @america-san
    @america-san Před 4 lety +5

    Man, that's such a nostalgia blast for me. 2012 was such a life changing year.

  • @toothpickprovider2614
    @toothpickprovider2614 Před 4 lety +5

    "Upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items"
    That's gotta be SOMEONE'S thing...

  • @jess3867
    @jess3867 Před 5 lety +176

    I feel like Resident Evil 4 would be a good game to play through with these challenges. Knife only, pistol only, shotgun only, no damage, and plenty of parts to make fun of

    • @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769
      @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769 Před 5 lety

      agree

    • @MowLesture
      @MowLesture Před 5 lety

      I think people have done it back in the days

    • @jess3867
      @jess3867 Před 5 lety +28

      @@MowLesture Yeah but plenty of people have done fallout as a baby, no hit, or no weapons too. It's to see him play it and what jokes he can come up with for the game

    • @d-train115
      @d-train115 Před 5 lety

      Re4 is the best game evah

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Před 4 lety +2

      Except it's extremely easy to soft-lock yourself since ammo can be pretty scarce at times and you don't get to choose what ammo drops from enemies.
      The only viable weapon you could do this with is the Thompson or a Maxed Out Handgun (any style except Samurai Edge) and use kneecapping to melee combos to conserve ammo.
      There are times where you HAVE to shoot something so knife only is also out.

  • @notfriendlystudios1643
    @notfriendlystudios1643 Před 5 lety +7

    I like how he didn't edit out his phone interrupting him, but he complains about them not putting legs in the game. Such amazing attention to detail.

  • @ShaLoCFH
    @ShaLoCFH Před 5 lety +6

    If we think about this, this man has put these restrictions on him, these outrageous ones and ridiculously funny ones, but imagine what this legend of a man could do with no restrictions

  • @storedalmond943
    @storedalmond943 Před 4 lety +64

    22:07 I LITERALLY did. The. EXACT. SAME. THING.

  • @Sirrizz
    @Sirrizz Před 5 lety +31

    First game i ever felt the need to get the platinum trophy for on ps3. An absolute gem!

  • @FuzionSlimes
    @FuzionSlimes Před 5 lety +59

    I got the best idea. "Can you beat Far cry 5 without using any weapons". since you can holster you weapons you can OLNY use your fists, JUST fists. i hope this will be a video

    • @derekcourtney6336
      @derekcourtney6336 Před 5 lety +2

      Well the problem with that is the drug "furious" can one shot almost anything, some of the main missions like killing John seed REQUIRE you to kill him with a airplane and plenty of the main missions require you to use vehicles ect

    • @n1tr0gaming11
      @n1tr0gaming11 Před 5 lety

      Derek Courtney vehicles are not weapons

    • @FuzionSlimes
      @FuzionSlimes Před 5 lety

      @@n1tr0gaming11 you can drive em

    • @derekcourtney6336
      @derekcourtney6336 Před 5 lety

      @@n1tr0gaming11 please read the comment 😭

    • @yotengoman5413
      @yotengoman5413 Před 5 lety

      @@derekcourtney6336 you don't have to kill john with a plane cause he jumps out of the plane when the plane is destroyed

  • @jthompson7175
    @jthompson7175 Před 5 lety +58

    Can you beat Borderlands 2 with only exploding Tediore reloads?

    • @FatherAlduin
      @FatherAlduin Před 5 lety +5

      Joshua Thompson Using Krieg and an explosive build that would be easy. Hell, one of the ways to do raid bosses as Krieg relies on Tediore reloads

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 Před 5 lety +9

      Can you beat borderlands presequel as claptrap

    • @rossisnoble7049
      @rossisnoble7049 Před 4 lety +2

      @@goreman7160 OH GOD, that'll be impossible!

    • @storedalmond943
      @storedalmond943 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rossisnoble7049 I'm still doing that in 2019. And started as Claptrap 1st. Still haven't finished. Gotta head back to it since its been about mmmm..........................
      ....... Well over a year. 😂

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper Před 4 lety +1

      @@goreman7160 I didn't just beat it as Claptrap. I also beat Raid Bosses with only one partner as Claptrap.
      For fun.
      The trick is to work WITH the idiocy and randomness :D

  • @Pthumerian01
    @Pthumerian01 Před 3 lety +1

    This games music and tropical setting was such a vibe

  • @NikHYTWP
    @NikHYTWP Před 5 lety +38

    I like seeing you diversify your content! Love your channel, keep up the good work!

  • @theodorusdeath
    @theodorusdeath Před 5 lety +44

    "But when the enemies all have firearms "YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME"."

  • @kaktus3216
    @kaktus3216 Před 6 měsíci +4

    RIP Legend

  • @dontcallmethat123
    @dontcallmethat123 Před 3 lety +2

    the fact that he took so much time and effort for a video he knew he was going to fail is amazing, i love this content.

  • @imgrimcookie4773
    @imgrimcookie4773 Před 5 lety +64

    Can you beat FarCry 5 by only throwing shovels?

    • @dustinc.russell6461
      @dustinc.russell6461 Před 5 lety +2

      Would he be able to use the shovel launcher?

    • @jeremyronald
      @jeremyronald Před 5 lety +1

      I think throwing weapons only (minus the knives) because bats and pipes are funny af

    • @imgrimcookie4773
      @imgrimcookie4773 Před 5 lety

      @@dustinc.russell6461 idk,thts up to him if he does a shovels only vid.

    • @imgrimcookie4773
      @imgrimcookie4773 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jeremyronald throwing any of the melee weapons in the game is fun. But I personally find tht the shovels are funniest since your character throws them like javelins.

    • @thealmightywubwubs8451
      @thealmightywubwubs8451 Před 5 lety

      No. There’s trials that are part of the main missions that force you to use guns to kill people.

  • @nomangos7165
    @nomangos7165 Před 5 lety +24

    Can you beat fallout 76 without sobbing in disappoinment?

  • @PFPRoco
    @PFPRoco Před 5 lety +83

    Well, yeah, but...
    The question I want to know the answer to is... Can You Beat Batman: Arkham Asylum With Only Batarangs?

    • @sumspring4112
      @sumspring4112 Před 5 lety +2

      Depends if you can use melee as well. If not, probably not.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 Před 4 lety +4

      Nope. It only stuns those titan beasts and you need to beat them.

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 Před 3 lety +2

      You got to stun the Titans plus I think it takes like 30 batarangs to take out a non-hurt thug with a gang of other thugs.
      So for him it would be tedious and boring.
      It is impossible.

    • @PFPRoco
      @PFPRoco Před 3 lety +2

      I really like how people are responding to this year old comment I made as a complete joke *knowing* it was impossible

    • @bucketboy1351
      @bucketboy1351 Před 3 lety +1

      I beaten it without gadgets. (Well only used when needed to progress)

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 Před 5 lety +16

    "I thought some fun would be fun."

  • @shawn11285
    @shawn11285 Před 5 lety +46

    You should beat far cry 5 with shovels

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer Před 5 lety +73

    Can you beat Spider-Man PS4 using only webs? No punching or kicking as much as possible.

    • @DanielPinel
      @DanielPinel Před 4 lety

      Oooooo. I liek that. (Sorry for the dead asf meme)

    • @antongrekov7710
      @antongrekov7710 Před 4 lety +2

      you have to kick some bosses because web doesn't make any damage

    • @GH0UL006
      @GH0UL006 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

  • @lilkong-sl7fv
    @lilkong-sl7fv Před 8 měsíci +1

    Miss ya man I struggle with the ahlccole too… love when you tube shows me one ur old vids I always watch. Hope ur doing good bro I’m tryin…jus hard

  • @mill3r178
    @mill3r178 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the fact that no matter what game it is mitten always puts vault boy on the thumbnail

  • @Crazy_Infern02
    @Crazy_Infern02 Před 5 lety +15

    6:42 I lost it🤣😂😂😂😂 Great video I enjoy all of them!

  • @samemz
    @samemz Před 5 lety +26

    "... And promptly mauled by s tiger. I hate this game." Mitten Squad is relatable

  • @hashking3853
    @hashking3853 Před 3 lety +3

    The nostalgia, I seriously need to replay this game it's so good. I would love if it was remastered

    • @brad.g
      @brad.g Před rokem

      It holds up very well

  • @ggmann13
    @ggmann13 Před 4 lety

    So I like to have Mitten Squad on in the background while I do work or clean or whatever -I find his monotone dry humor and cadence is soothing- but this time I jerked my head up when I heard "I startled a mushroom" and that shit just had me laughing.

  • @davaniecrouch1762
    @davaniecrouch1762 Před 5 lety +12

    You have honestly become one of my favorite channels. Thank you for all of the entertainment.

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 Před 5 lety +110

    Can you beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance with only your fists?

    • @spaceblockb5284
      @spaceblockb5284 Před 4 lety +1

      since you can beat the game without killing anyone, i would assume yes.

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 Před 4 lety +1

      Easily. Fists are a surprisingly good way to fight in KCD. You swing faster than most weapons once your unarmed skill is high. You can jab people to death while wearing juggernaut armor.

  • @Flemdragon
    @Flemdragon Před 4 lety +3

    Gave me a tattoo without my permission had me laughing way too hard for no reason.

  • @JadentheOGcarter
    @JadentheOGcarter Před 3 lety +2

    I like how he says "got attacked by a fucking crocodile and then a second crocodile"

  • @gabfortin1976
    @gabfortin1976 Před 5 lety +10

    Far Cry 2 is still alive and kicking with Multiplayer. The map editor is bananas and people are still making maps.

    • @tybraker27
      @tybraker27 Před 5 lety

      I couldn't go more than 5 hours in the game without random enemy spawns killing me and making me lose hours of progress until I just quit. Yes I'm one of those types who forgets to save so I really need some kind of auto-save system. That was my only complaint with what little I played of FC2.

    • @user-ng2ry9cq9w
      @user-ng2ry9cq9w Před 5 lety

      tybraker27 Hello one of those types of players who forgets to save the game

    • @tybraker27
      @tybraker27 Před 5 lety

      @@user-ng2ry9cq9w Hello person who can remember to save.

  • @geekboyjavan2140
    @geekboyjavan2140 Před 5 lety +29

    “...I upgraded my sack...”
    Mom: what did he just say!?!
    Me: he’s upgrading his bag!
    Mom: he better be upgrading that damn bag....

  • @ciaranmullins9671
    @ciaranmullins9671 Před 5 lety +11

    This man has PATIENCE

  • @Mr.RazerGamer
    @Mr.RazerGamer Před 2 lety

    Had a Nightmare about the game logo 🤣 i laughed way too much on this

  • @PabloRodriguez-cl4ox
    @PabloRodriguez-cl4ox Před 5 lety +59

    Can you beat the lonesome road dlc without taking any damage?

  • @Onyxiate
    @Onyxiate Před 5 lety +55

    Can you beat FarCry 5 with only a Brass Knuckles/Any Melee weapon?

  • @zireael8760
    @zireael8760 Před 3 lety

    When you were climbing the first tower I, out of instinct, screamed "beware of the snake!" Haven't played the game for 4 years now but I still remember that god damn snake. Great game.

  • @suwacc3237
    @suwacc3237 Před 4 lety +2

    If you're considering doing a knife only run, you can get the tanto by finding 6 lost letters. It's stronger than the base machete.