Why America's Got Talent Is So Fake
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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen - Hudba
“I’m a teacher”
*Proceeds to strip on stage*
That explains alot
what an idiot.☺
He might not be one after that.
Never send my kids there
Not anymore
When you're a flautist yourself.
1) His angle is horrid.
2) His tuning is non-existent.
3)His technique and playing is jsjskdkkdkdkd.
Simply Alana22 I couldn’t relate to you more 🤮
When you’re a flautist yourself and still say flutist *gasp*
@@hannahking9004 That's sort of rude, sorry for being grammatically incorrect.
Feel like the only boy in the world that plays flute aha
eXACTLYNZSNJS
Can we just appreciate how when Brett and Eddy tried to play out of tune with each other, they still played in thirds and sounded 10 times better than the flautists? They couldn’t even bring themselves to play a tone apart.
That’s why they said playing out of tune is also a tAlEnT.
@@855188artists are not made, theyre born😔
Ikrrrrrrr
Not to mention Eddy has perfect pitch.
@ShaunakDesaiPiano they also have ReAl TaLeNt.
as a flutist i can 100% say that this man probably never played flute in his entire life
as a flutist i shed genuine tears looking at that guy
As a metal enjoyer an guitar player(beginer) i agree
same though how did he even get his flute to sound so out of tune like theyre not very high maintenance 💀
even if I don't know how to play flute, I can tell he played like sh!t
I agree, and I've only played the flute for a school project for one year in sixth grade-
My review as a flautist: No.
My review as an erotic dancer: Also, no.
Which makes more money???
Andrei Ruizo 😂
@@andreiruizo3050 obvious hah
Exotic*
Lol
"I played the flute from a young age" hands are in the wrong position and it's out of tune
AHH NO NOW THERES TWO OF THEM!!!
Me and my friend are now watching this during our academic day in band and we both just sat here and roasted the flute player =3=
That’s probably why. He didn’t learn well 😆
He breathed a lot and he didn’t tune correctly he was just playing random notes.
Also he played like half a song so what was his talent?
Not gonna lie, the social stigma around classical music is one of the reasons I stopped singing. I was a classically trained coloratura soprano and outside of my vocal coach everyone else thought I was the cartoon self-absorbed diva just because of my vocal range.
Never stop being YOU, honey! Looking at the horrendous stupidity and lack of taste in the world, do you really think those people's opinions carry any weight? They are pure reflection of what media brainwashed them to "think". And you singing is a reflection of your SOUL. Now, which one do you think matters more? 😉❤
My voice lacks the elasticity to sing so even though I’m not interested in singing I am still somewhat jealous. Don’t waste that skill and practise
People loooooove coloratura but they just don't realize it. Big movies always got one, game trailers as well. People live for that.
Smh and *sigh
Pls don’t give up on that beautiful voice because of others’ uneducated and WRONG opinions.
As you grow up, you might regret ending your potential prematurely
If you keep pursuing what you genuinely like, you’ll find yourself surrounded by right kind of people eventually, who knows.
I'm a soprano, and I say don't quit just because everyone else is being a jerk. There are plenty of people who would *love* to hear you sing with such a range. I sing on my church's worship team, and people have told me they love my voice. And my church is one that typically plays Christian Contemporary Music for worship!
I'm a Pianist and the dude who kicked the stool made me slam my hand on my desk you NEVER EVER disrespect the stool okay, that dude took it to far and made me stop watching America's Got Talent
edit: wow I got this many likes for the first time thank you guys for agreeing as well
NOT THE STOOL!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱
lol, who cares?
YOU NEVER,NEVER EVER EVER DISRESPECT THE PIANO
that made my soul cry- 😭😭😭
@@triffus Kicking a stool like that can cause damage and it can weaken the wood and the stool can become damaged and unusable over time. I would never disrespect an instrument like that no matter if it’s a seat.
@@triffus WE care.
"I'm a professional classical pianist"
*starts playing grade 4 piece*
Eli Gibbons inniiiiiittt I was like “what is this. I played this when I was, like, 10. Whyyyyyyyyyy”
For a second there I thought you meant grade 4 for AMEB, but then I remembers that literally everyone is American these days
@@pumpkinhead3356 I'm actually from the UK, so I meant ABRSM. Don't assume my nationality, fool.
MangoCat we mean ABRSM from the uk hun
@@user-op8fg3ny3j I'm Asian, and I use ABRSM, so do most of my friends
People on AGT either:
1) Have a sad backstory (mediocre talent/skill)
2) Look crazy but is acutally good
3) A kid
4) Subvert the expectation (Ex: The piano player)
5) "Ooh im so shy uwu~" *_Sings/Plays with extreme confidence_*
HB FS well there sre some with real talent already
Do I see my precious Pearlie in your Profile Pic? :3
@@zakariamebrahtu1474
Yep 👌🏽
Accurate 😂😂💯
so true(nice profile pic btw. uwu)
as a BEGINNER flautist i dont even manhandle my flute like that. its my baby and i have protected it. my flute is from the early 00s, its a school one that was specifically lent to me and in no circumstances would i want to break my flute like that.
Same here I started like 3-4 months ago and the way he took the flute and he said he played the flute even as a beginner we know that’s not how you hold a flute and they’re were children in that crowd I would be traumatized by that for life if I saw that as a younger kid
I am an advanced flautist I’ve been playing for 9 years in 2023 and I was disgusted at how the guy held his flute played to notes how out of tune it was actually hurt me 😭
We must treat our instruments like **babies! 😤
flute for 3 years and even i cringed at this bro it hurt me on the inside and i’m relatively new 💀💀💀
I’m disturbed 😳 from the last performance.I think I saw like 5 children in the crowd so that definitely traumatized them
I'm probably going to regret asking, but what the fuck even happened there??
fr but for me it was the second last one 💀💀 like bro started shaking his man-tits in front of simon's face 😭
Welcome to Hollywood!
@@adeleaviv8058 They were doing oral $3メ
Seal clapping and a clown contest
Two Set in Last Video: *We are not a roasting channel*
This Video: *ROAST TIME!!!*
Can't blame them, really. lol
Roasts are born, not created
no they just *REVIEW*
I was literally going to post this! 😂💕
They even made an intro for these roast videos😂
Imagine how his students felt watching him....
Don't think he has any
He only teaches stripin
hot for teacher ;) also more realistically petrified from second hand embarrassment
Let's hope the students are as fictional as his flute-playing
He’s probably not really a flutist
As a flute player I really wish people would recognize that flutes and other instruments that don't get much attention are awesome and what Simon said just made me die inside a little bit also the first guy made me want to cry it was so bad there is no way he's been playing since childhood
I most definitely agree. As a flute player myself, it hurt to see that Simon just made that comment without thinking. I've only been playing for 3 ish years, but it still sort of hurt my heart.
The person playing the flute however as you said, most definitely didn't play from a young age. No judgement but still....
I personally didnt play the flute, i played the saxophone, but my best friends all played the flute. Our music class was comprised of most wind and woodwind instruments. I saw this, and cried for my friends.
It’s a shreksaphone
ok no, but did anyone notice that when he was “practicing” at the beginning of the clip he was js moving his fingers. Prolly doesn’t know the b flat scale T - T
maybe he did play since childhood. But musicians know that practice makes perfect is a lie and only perfect practice makes perfect.
As a pianist, seeing the Italian guy kick the stool absolutely *crushed my heart*
new name: America's Got Strippers
LMAO
XDDD
OMG 😂😂
Bruh-
Lol
“I’m a classical pianist”
*Proceeds to play pop music and strip dance on stage*
He actually didn't play pop music on the piano it's just the track for his dance
Chris朱某人 *yawn*
Für elise is classical lol
Entertainment is shit tier rn lol
Well he didn't strip
7:05 Simon probably didn't groan because it was classical music, but because he knew the guy was going to surprise-strip to pop music
The stool kick was absolute pain for me and prolly for other pianist too 😭😭😭
I’m not a pianists but I know that’s not how you treat a piano
You always gotta respect your equipment, regardless of what instrument you play
as a beginner guitarist the stool kick wants me to break my classical guitar to buy a les paul and a grand piano all together
Even though I haven't played the piano in 6-7 years it made me cringe so hard.
A teacher kicked the piano stool at a pep rally at my school, and the worst part was that almost everyone cheered when he did that 😬
Taking your clothes off and acting sassy isn't talent.
Preachhhhh
And it aint funny eitherrrrr
@@teageamusic2033 shut the hell up
Ur just jealous
Zavier umm?
Exactly
My 15 year old sister plays flute. She was given less than 24 hours to prepare a pice for church today and she still played better than this guy
Your poor sister...
Omg! Well I guess congrats to her, for managing that. All the "performances" in this video were sacrilegious on a level that was unimaginable before...this....
Flutes in church pogchamp
I'm so glad you didn't say she danced better than him!
Does that mean she played... not so good?
as a pianist whos been playing from a young age, this hurt to watch. it felt like torture watching an instrument being disrespected. my heart was sore watching this. he could've easily just danced on his own.
I agree man. It's not nice to disrespect something like that, especially when you're not just disrespecting *a* person, but disrespecting an entire genre of music, along with pretty much everyone who plays it or participates in it. Maybe that's a little too much, but it definitely felt like they're trying to make the entire classical genre seem boring at the very least, and that's already enough to anger more than just a few people.
Just imagine a mum telling their kid, “oh look let’s go watch this flute act, I’m sure you’ll love it!”
Then they go watch it.
Poor child is probably traumatized by now 😅
@Meli-Meliai the mum might also be traumatised
i just hugged my flute because i was so horrified
edit: she's okay tho
hurricane tortilla, thank god.
Emboushure(me flute) is still recovering
@@pranavyarlagadda2143My flutes name is Freya ☺️
Annabeth Chase And my piccolos name is the sharp bastrd
@@pranavyarlagadda2143 Lol love that name
I'm a flautist, hi!
And he needs to stop lying about playing the flute since childhood. He plays like someone has played for 2 months.
I'm not a flutist, bit I feel like even those who play for 2 months could carry a tune, if not professionally enough. But I want to know what you think.
Not even, lmfao
Plot twist: He is a stripper, who also plays a flute. Badly.
2 months? More like 2 weeks…
@@aishutoon4553 more like 2 seconds as someone whos been playing flute i did better on my first lesson than these idiots did in their whole life
As a pianist, für Elise is one of the simplest piece that I have played, it just sound hard but easy. When that pianist was about to start his music, it was La campanella, a very hard piece so I was surprised. It just shame me when people don’t respect classical music, if you don’t respect it, then don’t play it, it’s shameless, not famous.
As both a flautist and a pianist, I’m sufficiently traumatized for this life and the next. Please help me
As a flutist and a pianist, me too girl me too...
They should get an orchestra on America's got talent and have them play Tchaikovsky 1812 and aim the cannon at the judges
Madbanana //M.B. Specifically at Simon
Lmao
Madbanana //M.B. Yesssss
Yes great sugestion my friend
I’d volunteer
My review as a flautist:
1. His tuning is horrendous
2. He needs to start on a B natural for this piece, not an A flat.
3. Most of the notes are wrong.
4. He’s breathing in the wrong spots.
5. In this song, the upper register is played first.
6. He’s holding his flute at a terrible angle
7. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS FINGERS IN THE RIGHT POSITION
I need Ling Ling Insurance 🙏
yea the breathing is horrible like take one music leason and you will learn when to breath but yea i am just a euphonium player what do i know
Someone get the chinese kid to help
Yet he said that he was a teacher..
Not even mentioning he's using a G flute instead of a C flute...
I agree with your review but you discredit yourself when you refer to an instrumental piece as a "song" 👌 I'm just being pedantic 😅
8:01 I cake back to watch this after our school had a talent show. Two students played classical piano, and I remember the crowed was cheering at the top of their lungs. They got elected to the finals (so did I) but the crowd (mostly made up of friends and family of the contestants) had to vote. So it wasn't the fairest wins for some of us. But I loved the classical music appreciation.
as a pianist,
god help me with that 2nd guy, i f*cking can't-
As a flute player, the first guy made me want to cry
putting the flute on the ground was esp horrible to me
They give em a sheet that is a tone oft and then they play the wrong track over it so it sounds shit. Its just a show. He probably isnt even a proper musician
I DID CRY
Even a beginner double reed player is more in tune lol
I play flute and piano so both made me cry
Can we just agree, that everyone, even non-musicians, absolutely CrInGeD at the first guy
100%
I cringed out loud to all of them. Like WTF?!
Aye
I ve to skip the stripping part, cuz, like... he was stripping, on stage while performing an instrument.
I have 0 musical prowess, and every one of these made me want to die.
As a pianinst I feel violated by the way the second guy kicked the piano stool.
I play a guzheng, which isn’t even close to the flute, but the first two people made me want to cry from how bad it sounded :’)
Reasons not to watch AGT:
-scripting fake scenes
-contracts that hurt contestants
-committing sacrilege towards the arts
-portraying things in immensely biased ways
Emerson Yu -story and shock value over actual talent
just wondering, what contracts?
@@Fikamar27 They make you do whatever they want you to do to make the show interesting (even humiliating you), and you cannot do anything about it. Basically, they have almost complete control over their contestants.
You forgot to add cutting out contestants, their scenes, or sometimes cutting the scenes so they look more dramatic/funny/sad etc.
They want you to fail cry and make a fool out of yourself just so they could get more views
You guys need to remember that America's Got Talent is designed to appeal to an audience that is very, very stupid.
Bahaha best comment 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I think the rest of the world doesn't understand that these kinds of shows are aimed at trailer trash.
Maybe I don’t remember correctly, but when I was younger I don’t remember agt being this fake.
Well the past ones doesn’t realy appeal audience. At least the winners deserve it
Thank you for sticking up for the flute!!! It's so much work trying to keep the breaths quiet. Love you guys and your roasts.
When I was in high school I went to one of the AGT audition shows. A LOT of scripting is involved. Before and after contestants come on stage the director has the audience film several different reactions they can use in editing. ie: all the girls stand up and scream, now the men whistle and hoot, everyone Boo, everyone say “aww” etc.
And how do they make the audience do that, do they put on a pre-show or do they just tell them do this because I said you should do this?
OMG I AM A FLAUTIST AND I AM OFFENDED BY THAT FIRST DUDE EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also he was playing an alto flute which is in G, a normal flute is in C, which is why they were a tone out
Serena Sage I feel validated as I guessed it was an alto 🧠🧠
Thank you somebody finally said it!!!😂
How is C and G a tone out? The alto is lower by a 4th
I am personally not a fan of alto flutes without curved headjoints. It's so uncomfortable to have to stretch your arms out so far to reach the keys.
He should at least be competent enough to make up for the tonal differences if it was staged
You know it's sacrilegious when you can hear it's out of tune and you're not even a classical music student 🤒🤕
i dont know shit about music but i can very much agree that definitely does not sound right
I dont study music but i found out i have perfect pitch so....yeaaaa
Thelaretus that’s also true for any style of music. If you buy a deep purple best of record then you don’t need another one. Same for the Beatles, Michael Jackson etc. (Of course il not talking about the ones that have only one hit and we’re then sent into oblivion)
I’m a vocalist and even I noticed that it was out of tune.
Susannah S I don’t play flute(I’m a violinist) and I can still tell it’s out of tune.
I can feel you guys. I hate when they fake talent and the important one "strip ". I don't have that type of talent so I appreciate them like how I understand music. Yes, classical music is not everyone's type but it doesn’t mean they can capture an exact person that suddenly yawns each time it is about classical music.
You guys are so right about everything being scripted, zooming in on audience members, who happen to have a microphone near enough to them to pick up what they're saying at just the right moment. Also, what about the very bad acts? You know they know about them ahead of time. There are auditions beforehand.
Petition for Twoset to go on AGT and troll the judges...
😂😂😂
PLEASE
+1
Do you have to be an American citizen to go on?
@@sophiatalksmusic3588 one of the guys was from Italy
Yes! They should start a crowdfunding campaign for that!
Strips down to my undies in my recital because I played my piccolo slightly out of tune
Haha
Big yikes. If every musician had to strip hen they messed up there would not be a strip free concert or recital.
So his talent is stripping
It's called the piccolo panic
Havoc THE PICCOLO PANIC 😂
10:36 perfect time to pause the video LMAO
I was born into a loving family but then the hospital burned down 5 seconds after I was born and my family died, so I ended up in a corrupt orphanage where I got cancer and When I was 3 I was stolen by kidnappers and taken to Mexico where I worked in a sweatshop, and I was there until I was 7 when I found a guitar one day so I practiced the guitar every day after my 20 hour shift in the sweatshops and I've been doing that for the past 6 years. I finally got enough money to buy my freedom out of the sweatshop where I came here to America's got talent to put my guitar skills out into the world. If just one person is inspired by this my life dream will be complete.
I'm sorry but :
Them: The whole point is to hide the breathing.
My conductor: Your whole point is to STOP BREATHING
*flashbacks of having to hold a high c for 45 seconds straight or else*
Circular Breathing
singing in choir be like:
Me: when are we suposed to breathe
director: *YESTERDAY*
@@lovelyunknown lol
When I took band my conductor was the same wayyyy ugh. I was a clarinet so it stood out when we took a breath and he would always yell at us to stop breathing😂
The music agt discriminates against:
1. Classical
2. Heavy metal
you know what sucks? When those two are your favorite.
@@garbiiiiij big oof 😂😂😂😭
why heavymetal?
When those are my only favorites😂
‘Cos peasants only understand pop music
Pianists: Your sin is unforgivable
I agree with everything you guys said man.
The other day I had my final music performance at school and I decided to play something from Schickhardt (on the recorder) with my ensemble and afterwards I heard (at least) the whole front row was laughing and looking away… Terrible… That caused the presenter to say “thanks for the sportive reaction”. Most of them were old classmates…
(But in my language, I don’t know if this was correct english lol.)
The guy just kicking a 500$ chair after playing Für Elise
Me as a pianist:
*InTeReStInG*
I got so disappointed when he started playing Für Elise, the first classical piece that all pianists learn. There were so many other things he could have chosen- Hungarian Rhapsody 2, Tchaikovsky piano 1, Rachmaninov piano 2, Variations on a theme of Paganini... the list goes on. Heck, even Mozart's Sonata 16 would be more iNtErEsTiNg.
Waw. I have no idea, howbwould one know that stool/chair costs $500 dollars?
@@sophiatalksmusic3588 as soon as I heard e flat, d, e flat, I immediately knew what was coming and I definitely agree with you. Of all of the greatest classical piano songs out there, you just had to choose Fur Elise. But clearly, it was only for publicity cause it seems like no other person doesn't know this piece (Heck, it was even enough to move someone).
I'm mourning the chair yo lol
Guess you can say that's a lot of damage
As a pianist, those stools cost a LOT, especially if you get a really good one. Anyone sane individual would not kick a piano stool.
I really don't think that dude was sane
I don't think cost is an issue as long as you get the ratings.
Trust me he earned enough from that performance to buy 100 stools
And that piece isn't that hard. Only a Level 7 in Piano.
And yes, that sounds pretty high, but it's not that hard to play, really.
@@anastasiawasylinko5482 Like I don't even learn piano and I can pretty much play the beginning of Fur Elise
@@anastasiawasylinko5482 For reference for folks who don't know piano levels/use a different system, Fur Elise is one of the earliest pieces you learn on piano after your scales and simplified folk tunes like Scarborough Fair. So. Not terribly impressive.
My review as a pianist:
1. His piano is dramatized and obviously has no love for the instrument
2. He wants to put on a good show which is completely understandable, however, the PIANO DIDNT DO ANYTHING FLIPPIN WRONG
3. He most likely doesnt play the paino because if you look up fur elise on youtube, and play the two side by side, they sound the same.
I love you two set. Plz make sure pianos lives matters: PLM
Really loved you guys for stressing at that classical music point as I have felt the pain myself I really love classical music but whenever you perform it people consider it boring but once you start doing the boom boom even though a musician would find it out of tune still others will love it
Oh god.. that thumbnail..
U wanted sum
i was bamboozled ಠ_ಠ
Disappointed. Disliked
Ikr, brett looks..... sacrilegious
Rolf
I’m a flautist
And this is absolutely horrendous. It’s not even multiple pitches, the flute isn’t even tuned and his breaths are so noticeable which Is not suppose to happen.
Which piece is he playing
@@ijustlovefoodtbh25 In german its "Morgenstimmung" by Edvard Grieg
im sure u can find it with that
I know a 16 year old flautist who's way better than him
Sandra Helena Broas yourself?
I think it was flourist, just has a weird accent.
I’ve auditioned for AGT twice once around the second or third season and the last time was in 2019 and they didn’t send anyone from the grouping I was in and there was very talented people there. It 100% is exclusively about what will get them the most views and not if the people competing have talent or not.
The only instrument related talent I saw on AGT that I actually enjoyed was that one guy that interwove classical music with pop, I remember his audition was him transitioning Claire De Lune into Bloodstream, I think his name was Tokio Myers. Everyone else I remember seeing, I remember being really horrible or dumb
I remember him, if I'm not mistaken he won the competition. I liked him because he presented a real musical performance without unnecessary gimmicks, he was really talented.
Moral of the story:
If you can’t play in tune, become a stripper
Wh-
LOL I love this. I hope you have an amazing life bro.
yepz ... maybe that's a good idea ....
thanks ;)
omg yes
Wait I think ur onto smth-
Imagine how traumatised the first dudes students are
Hiruni goonasekera kids watching omg
Hiruni goonasekera IKR!!! Also I love your profile picture 💜💜💜
Probably isn't even a teacher
What students? I’d like to see a school that keeps him lol
the parents will be like :
I told you piano was better but you wanted flute!
As a flute player, the first one hurt my soul.
As a guy who plays the piano. I wanted to disappear the moment he started playing that piece 9:21
*looks at this dude pole dancing with a flute* ....*gets flute and hugs it* it's ok.....ill never do such a thing
Haha😂
me tho
Gazelle di animal
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TOO A FLUTE.
My piccolo shrunk form watching that
My flute is safe with my piano upstairs, they protect each other.
Imagine watching America’s got talent and you see your teacher stripping *RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES*
I bet he lost his job
Wouldn't be so bad if she was a bad one.
female teachers get fired for less.
What if you have a hotass teacher in her mid 20. Whould your eyes still burn, guys?
@@Only_gainz_official yea coz I'm gay
This freaking infuriates me I am a pianist and have been since I was five and I recently started playing the Viola in september AND MAN I hate it when people disrespect classical music it makes me rage, in fact I slammed on my keyboard and it turned off my computer T-T (Idk how or why tho)
Well I like classical music. I don't disrespect any genre or hobby. I don't want to miss out on if something's good. I feel bad for close minded people. Just so you know, some classical people belittle other genres too. No group is faultless.
GO viola!!!!! there's like 4 people in my grade who play it (not including me because I teach myself at home)
it's "Flautist" according to my friends who ply flute
Ling Ling: practices 40 hours a day
Judges: Ok?
Random person: My great grandpa died in 1937
Judges: *GOLDEN BUZZER*
John Tyler’s grandsons: our great-grandfather died in 1813
Nicolas Schellberg not interesting enough. You could have said he died in 1939
12:05 ok this is going to be interesting
12:26 umm
13:12 by sis I'm out
K4z x since it’s not something I can change I decided to enjoy it! To bring joy to the crowd in my last few days!
Judges: you are the American talent we need!!!!!
🤣1937 hahahahahaha
Twoset, please do not strip, I beg of you.
You guys are the only hope we have left, please do not go to the cringy sacrilegious dark side.
Jenna Kurmemaj this
They keep their channel pg so don’t worry
Lmao come on, I want twoset to strip
@@PeterYi no you really dont. they know what you want and thats not stripping. What they did by now is the reason why we follow them. Once u get what you want, you won't want it anymore. And thats the key. You have to want it but never get it. :D
Jenna Kurmemaj thank you
As someone who plays the Flute i was in pain the entire first performance not only from how out of tune that was but also how he handled the Flute.
I went to an America's Got Talent taping once. Before ANY of the acts audition in front of the audience, the production comes out and tells the audience: standing ovation on 1, 2, 3. now, everybody look up and look surprised/scared. Now, act bored. Then they pick some audience members for the close-up shots of people yawning, laughing, etc. (without anybody on stage.) They do the same with judge dramatic reactions. THEN, the auditions begin and you find out why you were looking up scared/surprised... there's an act with a guy doing aerial stuff. I left after the second audition.
Me watching America's got talent: Hey mom look! Its my flute teacher!
mom:..
mom: how about learning the guitar?
Golbarg Ranjbar hahahahahaha
Guitar is better any way
Jk
@Isaac Flores I play classical lol
lmao
I really hope he isn't your teacher anymore
The roasting of violin in the beginning somehow makes me really REALLY hungry.
*I N T E R E S T I N G*
Yummy 🤤
Nah we only burn ViOlas
Mmmm nicely tosted wood with that tasy lacquer sauce😋
/r/ForbiddenSnacks
btw your roleplays are always so nice🤣
send hearts for the piano stool and every other instrument that was obused for out veiwing
i’m a dancer, flautist, and pianist and i just about d i e d during this video
Im also a dancer, a flautist and a pianist. I do ballet :)
Avagavigan fun!! ballet is my fav
Yee Oof sale! I play piano and flute, but quit dancing a bit ago. But I do have some knowledge about dance still.
Anayjara nah i’m too ugly
@@ivybrowning9830 😆😂
Guys, let’s be honest, this should have been called “America’s got *no* talent”
Or America's Got Strip Talent
Vanessa Lin yes
Omg yee
No.... America's got talent for messing up good stuff and promoting junk.
America's got strip
8:37 i'm a pianist and this hurts to watch.... what did that stool do to you?!
It suddenly came to life and told him how cringe he was.
@@masontobiasc Yeah, that's understandable. But the stool was right.
Me not understanding this a few years back. Now when I rewatch this: the hell
im a beginner flutist, so here’s my opinion on the first guy:
• why is he holding it like that, just hold it up, it’s not that hard
• he’s breathing in all the wrong places (and he’s making it very obvious)
• there was no need to strip, he just needed to find some way to “save” his performance
• *TUNE. YOUR. FLUTE.*
• my dude didn’t even play his Bb scale correctly
• when the two of them started playing together... *my ears bled out*
• if this guy is your teacher (as he stated in the beginning) get a new teacher.
If he were in our marching band... his flute angle would be parallel to the ground and nothing less and nothing more. Perfectly parallel.
Neo LPSTM Not a flutist here, here’s my opinion:
Idk abt technical skill but anyone who had basic knowledge abt instruments and has been around then can tell THAT DUDE IS WAYYYY OUT OD TUNE. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
I agree, if this guy is your teacher, find a new one
Copied
When I Heard him, I couldn't believe that he's a teacher (but, idk, I just play the piano)
@Gabriel Garcia there are some highly paid good musicians out there that like to nicely flaunt a bit and get away with it , but this show should be taken off the air , the smutty English comedy shows of the 60s,70s have been - I always looked forward to the Liberace show in those days , the Black and White minstrel show was a favorite too.
love all the roasts in the vid
Now you know how my colleagues and I feel during literally every "opera" performance on Got Talent and The Voice.
That moment when people only play the first page of Für Elise because it gets much harder as it goes...
A whole page? You're giving them too much credit
More like the first few measures. Repeatedly.
What about Moonlight Sonata 🤣
I mean... I can play exactly the first the page and not a single measure after that, but I’m also not a pianist.
I can only play the first page too because I only know how to play the middle-ish hard notes.
Hey guys, I've been to a live episode of AGT before and I wanna let you know that the audience reaction is totally fake. In fact, before the show even started, they pre recorded all of us making various fake reactions to things. They would say "ok now look surprised" "Okay, now clap". So everything you're mad at in this video could just be all the editor's fault and none of it actually happened how it looks like it happened.
Too bad to hear that despite I knew paid audiences are exist :(
Well, I wish I got paid lol
That's impossible on so many levels
What's impossible?
@@roryreviewer6598 How can you get the people's reactions and the judges reactions when they show both at the same time. There is no way they could record them separately. I don't think any amount of editing will be able to do that.
Not even 40 seconds in and we’ve already blown the first air horn for the first roast.
The moment we heard he play the first note on the flute, we knew it WASN’T TUNED.
Who else is offended by the guy who used a flute as a pole!!!!! -I’m a violinist
Violinist - I would never ever disrespect my violin like that
As a flautist, I screamed when they played together...
@@turboskates2444 Honestly same. I don't understand why they didn't tune either instrument before going on stage. Probably still wouldn't have been in tune but at least our ears wouldn't have been bleeding.
I am too a flautist and it pained me to watch😔
I cant imagine somebody using violin as a pole...so sacrilegious...poor flautists
"people like playing flutes, but do they like listening to them?"
people watch Simon but do they like him?
Thank you!
Well, I do like Simon ;). He doesn't beat around the bush, even tho he does it for show (as in scripted, but in first years it was undiluted pure fire).
As for flute, I do like it in orchestra pieces or folk metal (Eluveitie, Omnia, FAUN), but not as a single instrument, just misses that impact.
#roasted
Ohhhhhhh! ROASTED!!!
When Simon said that, one of my first thoughts was, “You have committed an unforgivable sin.”
I’m a flute player, by the way, so that hurt.
And I don’t really like Simon. I never really did.
i play alto sax and i’m in my middle school band and the way the first guy held the flute is killing me
at the start of the video they made the statement that Woodland players like me work very hard to hide their breath and hold it and that is very true. We do work very hard once my music teacher made us do a lesson about controlled breathing basically where we didn’t put all our air through the instrument and didn’t slouch instead hold air in your stomach. and we had to hold our breath for 50 measures as practice and it was hard. I play clarinet and I feel like I learned well many people learned that if you just keep trying, you can do it when we were doing the 50 measures. Many people instead of blowing all the air during the first five measures we played soft, barely put any air. but enough, so the first guy with the flute took so many breaths, especially for a teacher that’s what they want kids to stop doing when they first start so
im a flutist, and clarinetist,,this made want to DIE he was SO out of tune
I too am a flutist and the first one made me want to die like seriously
Omg same i think i had an aneurism 😂😂
I’m a pianist but I could feel all your pain 😂
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This man would have been roasted by my section
I wanted to smash my harp onto him.
Remember they rejected Lindsey Sterling... Who is now one of the most famous modern violinist.... AGT has no respect for REAL TALENT....
I had been scrolling to look for a comment like this. She is far from irrelevant and is one of many who have helped to bridge classical music to pop and and alternative music.
@@carolineballeza5090 true 👍
And also that young female contortionist who was amazing
Najmah T. A.
Sofia Dossi?
Stirling* No hate man.
i play clarinet & sax & you never end in a phrase like the first one did
In France there is a "xx got talent" but for real talent and it's called "prodiges" (there is only kid but at least they play and dance for real)
I was so triggered when the guy yawned at Für Elise
Aykut me too
But maybe the editors of the show wanted the guy to yawn
As a piano player I do not think that Fur Elise is an exciting piano piece that has the ability to entice an audience in any common talent show.
There are many other classical piano pieces that are more complex and more joyous to listen to than Fir Elise.
Yep für Elise is a masterpiece
Für Elise is pretty boring and overplayed, at least the introduction everyone plays. It was written to be make a mediocre player sound impressive
@@lolzlolz5185 it is a masterpiece, but Holy crap, it's SO OVERPLAYED!
"you breathe when the phrase has ended"
my middle school band teacher: "DON'T BREATHE AT THE END OF A PHRASE OR ON A BAR LINe, breathe during the whole notes."
my current band director:" DON'T BREATHE. YOURE A FLUTE ITS TOO NOTICEABLE"
@@omeleteazulproducoes8196 sounds right to me
i’ve got two teachers that tell me to breathe at different spots
Oh god as a tuba player I could never imagine what that’s like I have the privilege of breathing like every two bars and my band teacher wouldn’t care
A kid in my choir once asked “what if you’re going to die if you don’t breath?” Our conductor just casually said “then we lose another one.”
It’s because when your’e a soloist you are more likely to be noticed when you breathe, when you are in a band there are other people playing during the whole note so it’s not as noticeable.
1:32 The stage my beginning orchestra plays on is bigger than the AGT Stage
Not me literally hitting my head against the table on every single performance(except the two set apparel got talent part)
OMG imagine that you were watching a violin competiton, and when the contestant can’t play, he takes his shirt off and starts pole dancing around his bow
InTeReStInG.
That's probably what Ben Lee and Vov Dylan are doing after their heinous actions against "Flight of the bumblebee."
That would be terrifying.
I can easily see that on "America's Got 'Talent'".
There's a word for women who strip off and then spin their cello on it's spike - witches!