Classical Violinists React to Mainstream Violin Competitions

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  • @fletcherguttman4174
    @fletcherguttman4174 Před 5 lety +13382

    *literally missed two notes*
    “Give up violin you failure.”

    • @Ultionem_Dorus
      @Ultionem_Dorus Před 5 lety +916

      #asianparents

    • @elimg.3684
      @elimg.3684 Před 5 lety +1465

      *Plays a tremolo part out of tune and plays in the wrong key*
      "Amaaazing"

    • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
      @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa Před 5 lety +521

      Fletcher Guttman “Michael Jockson!”
      *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @xidena166
      @xidena166 Před 5 lety +146

      Every violin teacher ever.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Před 5 lety +379

      Damn, that judge was really harsh. Lmao! Like, he played a few notes wrong and he has to give up violin because of it? Jesus crepes!

  • @syylizz
    @syylizz Před 4 lety +15614

    "Most violinists are old, bald and greasy"
    Child prodigies: **silently lower their bows**

    • @lapaula_fj_
      @lapaula_fj_ Před 4 lety +537

      Child prodigies: am I a joke to you?!

    • @AxcelliousYTyearsago
      @AxcelliousYTyearsago Před 4 lety +526

      ling ling is offended

    • @juwulie9387
      @juwulie9387 Před 4 lety +247

      Imagine if that judge saw the 7 year old twins playing the violin so well.... "Old, bald and greasy", huh?

    • @MaxMallard
      @MaxMallard Před 4 lety +124

      Not even prodigies, just anyone with enough drive to learn the violin and stick to it.

    • @elizabethviayra6687
      @elizabethviayra6687 Před 4 lety +35

      I died when she said that 🤣🤣🤣, the react of Eddy and Brett was soooo funny

  • @Chibanah
    @Chibanah Před 3 lety +7023

    America: everybody is shocked by the tremolo.
    China: man you missed some notes, rethink the purpose of your life immediately!

  • @nsreddy1
    @nsreddy1 Před 3 lety +2104

    I'm a violinist and no joke DIED inside when the threw their bows. I was crying..

    • @samanthavandoren8586
      @samanthavandoren8586 Před 3 lety +30

      Honestly same, I almost screamed in agony

    • @ilovemilfs69420
      @ilovemilfs69420 Před 3 lety +53

      @Scorpiio Gaming imagine someone lifting the piano and yeeting it

    • @ilovemilfs69420
      @ilovemilfs69420 Před 3 lety +12

      ​@Scorpiio Gaming I would yeet myself

    • @palesgensler3099
      @palesgensler3099 Před 3 lety +53

      I’m not even a violinist but I still felt the same way. Respect your instrument people.

    • @krissv3ctor512
      @krissv3ctor512 Před 3 lety +14

      I think they thought they were guitarists with picks haha

  • @karoline9437
    @karoline9437 Před 4 lety +4448

    “most violinists are old, bald, and greasy.”
    ling ling: a m i a j o k e t o y o u

    • @cindyz.3987
      @cindyz.3987 Před 4 lety +145

      Too be honest, that was very very really really offensive... especially since she didn’t understand a thing about it

    • @expandyourwisdom
      @expandyourwisdom Před 4 lety +49

      i play violin wtf i not fricking bald

    • @roofishighcorp.associates2020
      @roofishighcorp.associates2020 Před 4 lety +23

      what she meant is it's nice to see black guys playing violin, wich is as stupid as what she said, but less politicaly correct.

    • @expandyourwisdom
      @expandyourwisdom Před 4 lety +6

      RoofisHigh Corp. & Associates but she didn’t have to offend other violinists doing it

    • @hopelesshaddy3332
      @hopelesshaddy3332 Před 4 lety +4

      So offensive -_-

  • @blackjason9832
    @blackjason9832 Před 5 lety +23552

    If you can play it classically, you can play it modernly

    • @Jkosanov
      @Jkosanov Před 5 lety +696

      If you *CAN'T play it classically, you can still play it modernly :)

    • @blackjason9832
      @blackjason9832 Před 5 lety +97

      TheNisDragan i don’t even know what im saying

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 5 lety +147

      But is it sacrilegious

    • @blackjason9832
      @blackjason9832 Před 5 lety +24

      Romain Savioz i think someone will sue me...

    • @premiumgarbage9506
      @premiumgarbage9506 Před 5 lety +63

      Well ling ling can play all the genre of music at the same time

  • @rukh397
    @rukh397 Před 2 lety +874

    Me : "This lettuce girl is pretty cool."
    2set : "It's called tremolo guys."
    Me : "It's called tremolo guys."

  • @cloveremmy7
    @cloveremmy7 Před 3 lety +823

    In the minds of the judges and audience, an instrument is the same as a person singing. The higher the note is, the more impressed the judges and audience will be.

    • @neil_surya
      @neil_surya Před rokem +34

      which is even more comical when you consider that that doesn't even apply to singing -_-

    • @cloveremmy7
      @cloveremmy7 Před rokem +42

      @@neil_surya yep, vocal agility, vibrato, support, lower register, etc. none of those matter, all for the sake of ……✨high notes✨

    • @cloveremmy7
      @cloveremmy7 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Elamado97
      Actually, to sing high notes well, it takes technique as well
      It is easy to strain your voice when singing high notes with proper support or technique, that can damage your vocal cords
      There are ways to kind of increase your vocal range, for example, vocalizing while yawning
      As for whether it’s the hardest thing in singing, I’m not sure
      I’m not an expert, I take singing lessons, but I’m focusing on things like relaxing my jaw and using my mixed voice, but personally, I think whether singing high notes is the hardest thing to do depends on the person
      Let’s say there are two singers who both have the same vocal range, Singer X and Singer Y. Singer X can easily sustain a high note with good support, but struggles with things like riffs. Singer Y, can sing runs and riffs with ease and use vibrato naturally, but cannot sing high notes, he either strains his voice or is off tune
      So in my opinion, I think it depends on the person
      (Oh damn I typed a lot)

    • @cloveremmy7
      @cloveremmy7 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Elamado97 Oh thanks, I’ll try it

    • @felicianomiko5659
      @felicianomiko5659 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Elamado97Only if you’re pushing the edge of your range, which varies by person naturally. Being a true soprano is more rare than contralto and alto for women but the rarest is true bass, which I the low end of the spectrum. So high notes sound impressive because everyone knows how hard it is to hit the highly notes at the edge of your rage. The hardest thing to do is develop control and technique.

  • @monicaescudero8881
    @monicaescudero8881 Před 5 lety +9420

    teacher: how much have you practiced this week?
    me: it's a secret

  • @jennakee8640
    @jennakee8640 Před 3 lety +7333

    “Most violinist are bald, old, and greasy”
    Child prodigies : am I a joke to you

  • @joshtheviolinist
    @joshtheviolinist Před rokem +252

    "Normally violinists are bald, old and greasy."
    Chloe Chua has entered the chat.
    Hilary Hahn has entered the chat.
    Ray Chen has entered the chat.

    • @ravioliburritochampion1610
      @ravioliburritochampion1610 Před 10 měsíci +24

      Chloe Chua
      Hilary Hahn
      Ray Chen
      Janine Jansen
      Sumina Studer
      Augustin Hadelich
      Christian Li
      Joshua Bell
      David Garrett
      Emiri Miyamoto
      Yoeun Seol
      I guess these guys and many more don't exist then

    • @joshtheviolinist
      @joshtheviolinist Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@ravioliburritochampion1610
      Bro chill my knowledge of violinists wasn't that large then

    • @columba1234
      @columba1234 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Alexander Rybak enter the chat

    • @aaronmartinchauhan-oh2tz
      @aaronmartinchauhan-oh2tz Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@ravioliburritochampion1610you forgot twoset

    • @rainbowunicorngirl2187
      @rainbowunicorngirl2187 Před měsícem

      SoHyun Ko entered the chat

  • @TheInsomniarules
    @TheInsomniarules Před 2 lety +127

    I went to an America's Got Talent taping once. Before ANY of the acts audition in front of the audience, the production comes out and tells the audience: standing ovation on 1, 2, 3. now, everybody look up and look surprised/scared. Now, act bored. Then they pick some audience members for the close-up shots of people yawning, laughing, etc. (without anybody on stage.) They do the same with judge dramatic reactions. THEN, the auditions begin and you find out why you were looking up scared/surprised... there's an act with a guy doing aerial stuff. I left after the second audition.

    • @annoynmous1
      @annoynmous1 Před 5 měsíci +7

      How come they can’t just take live reactions

    • @TheInsomniarules
      @TheInsomniarules Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@annoynmous1 I think mainly because people don’t naturally react dramatically and they need that for tv… if I’m watching a guy hanging from the ceiling I’m probably just going to look up and clap, but not with my mouth wide open while grabbing my cheeks and mouthing “I’m scared…” 😱
      And if someone happens to do that naturally, what are the chances of having a camera doing a close-up of you doing it… so yeah, they tell everyone to do it and place several cameras pointed at certain people in the audience who know they are being filmed for a reaction… all those cameras are gone when the acts come out.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 Před 5 lety +5880

    How to win Britain's Got Talent:
    1. "My brother killed my whole clan"
    2. "I need to get revenge"
    3. "Also i'm broke af"
    *Gets Golden Buzzer*

  • @SelfCheckout
    @SelfCheckout Před 4 lety +23561

    "Ah yes, I totally agree TwoSet. 5 strings on a violin is absolutely sacrilegious!" I say sipping coffee knowing nothing about violin .

  • @richelieu5818
    @richelieu5818 Před 3 lety +136

    Imma be honest with you guys. I wasn't ready for that 'MicHaeL JacKsoN'

  • @xSamWaynex
    @xSamWaynex Před 3 lety +920

    "This is not a competition. This is you *versus* yourself." I can't believe this was said on a *competition* show, and not one of the other judges called him on it. For one, since this is a *competition* show in which he is *competing* with other people to win a prize it most certainly *is* a *competition* Secondly, even if you were to disregard the fact that he was *competing* against other people, the fact that the judge said "This is you *versus* yourself" would have *still* made it a competition. How does something this illogical spring to someones mind? I mean honestly, if I were the judge that said that I would feel awkward and feel the need to correct myself. Maybe it's just me?

    • @CrossroadToCountry
      @CrossroadToCountry Před 3 lety +18

      Maybe it meant something else in Chinese.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille Před 3 lety +40

      I think that when he said it, the judge may have wanted to say that, in response to him being nervous letting him do the mistakes he made, the only one he should be worried about is himself to not do mistakes and improve, but I agree that saying it's not a competition is dumb

    • @xSamWaynex
      @xSamWaynex Před 3 lety +28

      @@Carpatouille I understand the sentiment of his words and I agree with your interpretation of what he meant. Obviously he was simply trying to calm the contestant down and make the situation seem less stressful. But he definitely should have worded it differently than he did. Because how he worded it was, as you said, "dumb" haha.

    • @mixmixture7049
      @mixmixture7049 Před 3 lety +2

      That's judge is sacarstic. He maybe wrong but the judge couldn't decided what's good for him or not( You should play another instrument or else) i mean wtf, he's not his father. is outrageous. He don't deserve became judge.

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 Před 3 lety +19

      He was trying to say that he didnt perform to his potential because he was fighting himself. Not that it wasnt a competition. Also China talent shows place more emphasis on showcasing the talent rather than comparing and competing against contestants who have completely different skillsets. The translation is a bit misconstrued.

  • @ChristianJiang
    @ChristianJiang Před 5 lety +6988

    Mediocre violinist:
    America’s got talent: :o
    Good violinist
    China’s got talent: *bored*

  • @jayshank-noel9782
    @jayshank-noel9782 Před 4 lety +5270

    ”most violinists are bald, old, and greasy”
    me, a 14-year-old female violinist: *that kinda hurted me tho*

    • @anaxlle5964
      @anaxlle5964 Před 4 lety +117

      Hehe I’m 14 yo and a beginner violinist 😄

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG Před 4 lety +130

      I have nothing in common than both of you but I am a metal guitarist

    • @anaxlle5964
      @anaxlle5964 Před 4 lety +34

      SMOOTH JAZZZ ooh that’s cool

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG Před 4 lety +21

      @@anaxlle5964 thanks

    • @nithidesikan6458
      @nithidesikan6458 Před 4 lety +7

      Same

  • @justicechristensen4804
    @justicechristensen4804 Před 3 lety +190

    Notice how Twoset can already play what they are playing without practice or anything.

    • @tryinganna9883
      @tryinganna9883 Před 2 lety +40

      They have played for a long time so they know the sound and where on the string it is due to their intonation practice, eddy is perfect pitch but Brett knows sound with position on the instrument ie his intonation practice has helped he says he is bad at intonation he isn’t he’s great from what I’ve seen, I’m a pianist btw and it’s kinda the same on piano we start to recognise chords and inversion sounds and intervals shit like that keys have different colours imo like play a song in c and then in d, to me d sounds more relaxing c sounds happier more bouncy ish

    • @mysingingmonstersfan1023
      @mysingingmonstersfan1023 Před 2 lety +9

      @@tryinganna9883 they follow the ways of ling ling so

  • @wmnoffaith1
    @wmnoffaith1 Před 3 lety +218

    The one good thing about all of these young people trying to make their violin performance look hip (even if they aren't playing that well, or are missing notes), I think is that it allows young audience members to see that playing violin isn't just about each generation playing the exact same pieces for hundreds of years. At least they can see that there can be different styles, some variety, and it may cause more young people to take up violin.

    • @wakingtheworld
      @wakingtheworld Před 2 lety +12

      They just need to sub TwoSet!
      I'm a non-musician but have come across dozens and dozens of comments... I've watched a lot of vids... saying that Brett & Eddy have inspired them to take up the violin and others saying they've picked up where they left off... These two are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 Před 2 lety +1

      Nothing wrong with rock metalcore violin makes u wanna dance to the rhythm

  • @fartbutt5440
    @fartbutt5440 Před 5 lety +7377

    "the greatest bach piece in the world: no reaction
    dunduhduhdhuudlldhhn: MICHAEL JACKSON!"

    • @josebach02
      @josebach02 Před 5 lety +268

      That's sacrilegious, indeed

    • @markusang
      @markusang Před 5 lety +171

      it's because you can't clap during a classical performance dude

    • @steelavocado1
      @steelavocado1 Před 5 lety +27

      The Bach chaconne is the greatest ever

    • @cangrejo5238
      @cangrejo5238 Před 5 lety +58

      The virgin Bach
      vs
      The Chad MICHAEL JACKSON

    • @nadiaunitassia2160
      @nadiaunitassia2160 Před 5 lety +15

      I n t e r e s t i n g

  • @kusha3504
    @kusha3504 Před 4 lety +4804

    -I play violin since my 10 years
    -how old are you now?
    -i am 8

    • @sillylilly9675
      @sillylilly9675 Před 4 lety +266

      Ling ling is that you?

    • @damantioworks
      @damantioworks Před 4 lety +245

      **whispers in ear**
      HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 8?

    • @trystansimmonsayala9584
      @trystansimmonsayala9584 Před 4 lety +125

      For 10 years.

    • @hajjules
      @hajjules Před 4 lety +10

      I just needed to say, i LOVE your profile pic of Annabeth.

    • @913kaixa
      @913kaixa Před 4 lety +15

      Considering Ling Ling 40 Hours is always in effect, the math from the leftover hours may just actually add up to two extra years of practice.

  • @tryingtomakeanamebelike7245

    9:53 Top ten anime betrayals

  • @katarinakrivova2215
    @katarinakrivova2215 Před 3 lety +133

    It's interesting how different countries have different views on classical music. In my country, the judges and spectators on mainstream talent show, always appreciate, when someone plays classical instrument and pieces, unless they do something stupid, like stripping our making out new weird instruments...

    • @Tariq_can_sina
      @Tariq_can_sina Před 2 lety +6

      What country do you live In?

    • @rimmka29
      @rimmka29 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Tariq_can_sina based on her name, probably Bulgaria or something like that

    • @theyluvtwoset.13
      @theyluvtwoset.13 Před rokem

      Are you Czech?

  • @ayasobh1651
    @ayasobh1651 Před 5 lety +42110

    Petition to make Brett and Eddy the judges of a violin talent show, named “you either violIN or violOUT”
    🤚🏻 **raises hand**

    • @ayasobh1651
      @ayasobh1651 Před 5 lety +354

      MOVEMENT _ I edited the comment, it’s way better now 😂

    • @toridetherisingwind4135
      @toridetherisingwind4135 Před 5 lety +759

      Are you violIN or ViolaOUT, everybody give a shout!

    • @erosore
      @erosore Před 5 lety +88

      TorideTheRising Wind that’s not as good

    • @hermanpops
      @hermanpops Před 5 lety +68

      Aya Sobh *raises hand*

    • @psychtank8681
      @psychtank8681 Před 5 lety +27

      Or just viol by any mean. Including Czech

  • @alexgaburel1188
    @alexgaburel1188 Před 4 lety +2403

    The US: if u can play it good, u can play it bad
    Asia: if u can play bad, u can leave

    • @MiniLinlin
      @MiniLinlin Před 4 lety +107

      Asia: Hand down your instrument you disgrace.
      Contestant: *Surprise in Michael Jockson*

    • @beingme9759
      @beingme9759 Před 4 lety +1

      Alex Gaburel HAAAHAHHAAHHAAHHA

    • @chacha_zemisei
      @chacha_zemisei Před 4 lety +4

      IT BURNS

    • @alexgaburel1188
      @alexgaburel1188 Před 4 lety

      @Xilin Wei yea, yall take no bullshit 😂😂😂. I mean, im not asian, but i am hispanic, so ik wat its like

    • @bibi-we4lg
      @bibi-we4lg Před 4 lety

      They're from Australia. Your comment doesn' make sense because US is a country and Asia is a continent anyway.

  • @magnum_cx8805
    @magnum_cx8805 Před 3 lety +116

    So I have a confession to make. I’m 18, up until like a week ago I though playing high notes on the violin was something really impressive that only really good players could do. I guess because it’s hard to sing high my brain decided it makes sense for it to be hard to play too??

    • @elly_hermione
      @elly_hermione Před 2 lety +25

      Well, high notes are hard to play, because you play them in high positions (when your left hand moves closer to your shoulder) and it can be hard to play in tune there, so you weren't really wrong. However, you can play in high positions, but not really high notes if you play on G string which is low itself, but it's still same level hard with playing in high positions on E string (which makes the highest notes). And it will be much harder than playing in 1st position on E string, even though 1st position on E string makes higher notes than high positions on G string. So, it's actually not about how high the note is, but how high the position is. And many other things, too ;) And also, even though it's hard, it's a skill that every violinist usually has, not only the best of them, but good violinists make it sound much better and seem easy.

    • @patinho5589
      @patinho5589 Před 2 lety +8

      It’s because you have never learnt an instrument, and therefore you are comparatively clueless about this stuff.

    • @someone3187
      @someone3187 Před 2 lety +4

      Playing high notes are more difficult than lower notes, because of the hand position (left hand).
      However, they were pointing out the tremolo (= tremble) effect, which is made by the bow hand (right hand). The tremolo effect itself is easy to do.

  • @shivanigautam670
    @shivanigautam670 Před 3 lety +68

    Bruh they just told that dude to get a different instrument bc he played one note off and then they said he didn't play well when everyone was freaking out at the cabbage girl or whatever. I'm so done

    • @passionableaira3
      @passionableaira3 Před 2 lety +2

      Hahaha it’s Lettuce but I laughed so hard at cabbage 😂 you’re so funny

  • @scratcheseyeballs
    @scratcheseyeballs Před 3 lety +4767

    Chinese Guy: **missed 2 or 3 notes**
    Chinese judges: Okay give me ur violin.. and pick up a viola instead u *failure*

    • @rajfreakinraushan
      @rajfreakinraushan Před 3 lety +16

      😂😂😂

    • @yingvanche
      @yingvanche Před 3 lety +24

      STAY SPOTTED

    • @Thaothao-xs7uw
      @Thaothao-xs7uw Před 3 lety +69

      Me when I bake a cake and my parents eat it like:👁👄👁✋ s t o p

    • @sizzrizz6074
      @sizzrizz6074 Před 3 lety +40

      @@Thaothao-xs7uw Me when I bake a cake and nobody eats it - |👁/\👁| E A T

    • @selinguler8060
      @selinguler8060 Před 3 lety +24

      U RLLY DID THEM DIRTY W THE VIOLA

  • @floof7230
    @floof7230 Před 5 lety +5101

    Spend 20 years learning the violin to be told that you need to switch instrument because YoU pLaYeD TwO nOtEs OuT oF tUnE

    • @jay-tw9mo
      @jay-tw9mo Před 5 lety +24

      😱😵

    • @jacksonwang8130
      @jacksonwang8130 Před 5 lety +219

      He said get a better instrument, but I feel your pain

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse Před 5 lety +26

      @@taoyu2806 are you talking about the judge or the violinist?

    • @parroshkro3198
      @parroshkro3198 Před 5 lety +157

      @@IWantToStayAtYourHouse the judge. I believe this video is from a long time ago. This judge also made some very offensive comments in other shows. He does have a terrible reputation....

    • @joeythehat9
      @joeythehat9 Před 5 lety +246

      "To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable." - Beethoven
      A little quote us pianists use to feel better about being shit, haha!

  • @Suddsy11037
    @Suddsy11037 Před 2 lety +15

    9:40 I legit flinched when I heard that

  • @daffidoll517
    @daffidoll517 Před 3 lety +68

    I never thought I would fall in love with two violinists who just exist to me on a screen.

  • @henryg.8762
    @henryg.8762 Před 4 lety +3239

    Competition violin: i WaNtEd A rEaL ViOLiN
    20 years later: Electric violin with 5 strings

  • @rhysifan6443
    @rhysifan6443 Před 5 lety +2731

    Note gets higher.
    Audience: *insert surprised pikachu face*

    • @shanehart4967
      @shanehart4967 Před 5 lety +63

      Incorrect format of Pikachu face. The Pikachu face is "used as a reaction image paired with captions where a set-up leads to a predictable outcome that nevertheless leaves one surprised." Know your meme

    • @gracielacazenave1437
      @gracielacazenave1437 Před 5 lety +5

      Shanehart 02 facts Pokememe 4 life

    • @myth9370
      @myth9370 Před 5 lety +2

      ShaneHart 02 I’m hoping it’s a joke...

    • @katmusswoodwind
      @katmusswoodwind Před 5 lety +4

      must admit her surprised face just makes me wanna slap it... she did exactly the same face for SuBo's performance and there's just something about it that makes me angry...

    • @Ikbeneengeit
      @Ikbeneengeit Před 4 lety

      Well, everyone knows higher notes are harder to play /s

  • @andrewthomas4636
    @andrewthomas4636 Před 3 lety +64

    This is absolutely so refreshing to know that I'm not the only one who thinks these people are total jokes.
    How the world are they winning these competitions

  • @katherineortiz8454
    @katherineortiz8454 Před 3 lety +91

    I am not a musician or anything but you guys crack me up and the comments your fans leave are just that much funnier. Happy I stumbled on your channel.

  • @SoylentGreeeen
    @SoylentGreeeen Před 4 lety +4390

    People in these clips often react to high notes as if the performer wasn't playing an instrument specifically designed to make that sound with absolutely no extra effort, but as if they were singing the note and managed to go way beyond the regular range. Which is kind of hilarious. Imagine them reacting like that to someone hitting the highest key on a piano.

    • @composed235
      @composed235 Před 4 lety +173

      I need that video.

    • @SeanLaMontagne
      @SeanLaMontagne Před 4 lety +272

      That's hilariously accurate

    • @hotnessgaming1396
      @hotnessgaming1396 Před 4 lety +97

      I was JUST thinking that and am going to make a video like that at some point 😂 I was baffled and started laughing when that happened. It’s not like floor Jensen hitting the high note in ghost love score. You’re just going up :d

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf Před 4 lety +207

      High, fast, and loud. That's what non-musicians are usually impressed by.

    • @jessd3012
      @jessd3012 Před 4 lety +64

      We need to get a piccolo on one of those shows, it'd bring the house to its knees. LOL

  • @achilles9795
    @achilles9795 Před 4 lety +3174

    _Throws bow._
    I.. I.. I may not be a violinist, But I..

    • @ViperDivinity
      @ViperDivinity Před 4 lety +96

      As a guy that can play guitar, this kinda offended me

    • @atlas8123
      @atlas8123 Před 4 lety +76

      That pained me, I actually choked on my own spit. As a violinist, it just....ow.

    • @sudiptamajumder3619
      @sudiptamajumder3619 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ViperDivinity Same here

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho Před 4 lety +47

      I audibly gasped and i don't even play any instruments (yet) 💀

    • @poopybutt1913
      @poopybutt1913 Před 4 lety +8

      as a french horn player i am deeply offended

  • @entynwa
    @entynwa Před 2 lety +28

    I'm no violinist, but when they threw those bows away I suffered from cardiac arrest.

  • @phrannymoo
    @phrannymoo Před 3 lety +113

    You guys are hilarious! I've recently subscribed to your channel as I am going for my first official violin lesson on Friday at the age of 59.. wish me luck!

    • @wakingtheworld
      @wakingtheworld Před 2 lety +8

      How's it going? You're never too old to pick up an instrument as they say and these two inspire so many to do likewise. Eddy Chen has his own CZcams channel... last upload some 4yrs ago... where he posted vids about technique etc. I'm a non-musician btw...

    • @JasonMatsoukas
      @JasonMatsoukas Před 2 lety +1

      News???

    • @artsmusicjourney5036
      @artsmusicjourney5036 Před 2 lety +3

      How it's going?

    • @calamondin8918
      @calamondin8918 Před rokem +4

      Update??

    • @lizzykeen555
      @lizzykeen555 Před rokem +2

      Good luck!!!! I hope it is going well

  • @cliorossi5529
    @cliorossi5529 Před 5 lety +2052

    "Violinist are usually bald, old and a bit greasy"
    *David Garrett left the chat*

    • @autumnrain249
      @autumnrain249 Před 5 lety +39

      *Itzhak Perlman has le-*
      oh wait

    • @cliorossi5529
      @cliorossi5529 Před 5 lety +15

      @@autumnrain249 I mean, he's not bald
      Not totally

    • @maocat2802
      @maocat2802 Před 5 lety +30

      Lindsey Stirling has left the chat

    • @tonyserrano9884
      @tonyserrano9884 Před 5 lety +2

      Ok i laughed so much at this good joke idk it juts made me laugh a lot

    • @t.krum.9815
      @t.krum.9815 Před 5 lety

      WHEEEEEEEEZE

  • @monicaescudero8881
    @monicaescudero8881 Před 5 lety +2302

    'usually violinists are old and greasy'
    Hilary Hahn says hi.
    Janine Jansen says hi.
    Ray Chen says hi.
    David Garrett says hi.
    Nicola Benedetti says hi.
    Brett and Eddy say hi.

  • @chaosgnoblin
    @chaosgnoblin Před 3 lety +20

    She was STANDING UP while playing the cello. Sacrilegious!

  • @laurelthomsen
    @laurelthomsen Před 2 lety +40

    Tremolo is definitely a cheap trick that pop stars seem to love to lean on. If only audiences knew how hard it can be to make a long bow stroke sound beautiful on a violin… I once shared a bill with a few different bands at a club in Nashville, almost all of them with a violinist or fiddler. Sure enough, it was the guy who played tremolo up and down the fingerboard who got the crowd going. C’est la vie.

  • @missl5122
    @missl5122 Před 5 lety +4710

    *any musical instrument played quickly*
    American Judges: :0 *surprise pikachu face*

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna Před 5 lety +97

      Those were British...but I get your point

    • @torreywilliams6154
      @torreywilliams6154 Před 5 lety +104

      Sadly the playing fast impresses them even though I can just as easily do tremolo like that on Clarinet. Judges who don't know the instrument will completely factor out anything that is hard to play and takes skill and will just look for things like playing fast. Sad thing is if a Brass player went up there and triple tongued like crazy they wouldn't care ;(

    • @ghxsty_
      @ghxsty_ Před 5 lety +58

      Britain exists:
      People on the internet: omg look at all these americans!! What’s a Britain? Never heard of her

    • @Just_A_Dude
      @Just_A_Dude Před 5 lety +34

      @@torreywilliams6154 It's a contest about showmanship.
      They're being judged on how well they can play the audience, not the instrument.

    • @alipoo52
      @alipoo52 Před 5 lety

      agree with u so much

  • @nicholasyang3035
    @nicholasyang3035 Před 4 lety +8542

    As a non-musician, I don’t know what people are doing wrong in the videos so I just wait for Brett and Eddie to explain it. Lmao then I laugh like I always understood what was going on

    • @huaweijian2210
      @huaweijian2210 Před 4 lety +112

      Nicholas Yang you didn’t pick up the weirdness in those people’s performance lol

    • @nicholasyang3035
      @nicholasyang3035 Před 4 lety +229

      Huawei Jian, well I do get that it may be weird but I don’t always get the specifics

    • @aquamarineancientsoul7893
      @aquamarineancientsoul7893 Před 4 lety +134

      I dont know anything about playing any instrument but those people playing?? That just sounds wrong and diabolical!! Hey nicholas, i have a little suggestion for you, i think you need to listen to more violin and classical music and train your ears, once you hear the really good stuff, you can tell how bullshit these guys are. No need to be a musician to tell apart the good from bad, just get used to good music and youll judge easier friend

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 4 lety +7

      Same, bruh

    • @lacey3076
      @lacey3076 Před 4 lety +7

      Omg same 😂

  • @lnglngmelsm9679
    @lnglngmelsm9679 Před 3 lety +18

    7:17 "she's doing the amazing face!" "AMAaaAaaAzing!" I die everytime XD

  • @fun_nuggets2514
    @fun_nuggets2514 Před 3 lety +25

    "try to incorporate your sexuality into your playing"
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

  • @evarichardson2241
    @evarichardson2241 Před 4 lety +3844

    America: *out of tune* AMAZING
    China: *out of tune* YEET

    • @jakeriviera6152
      @jakeriviera6152 Před 4 lety +394

      Eva Richardson
      Violinist: Plays one note out of tune.
      Chinese Judges: So you have chosen death.

    • @varunsathya696
      @varunsathya696 Před 4 lety +61

      That's definitely how you spell America, 10/10

    • @muhammadyoga1089
      @muhammadyoga1089 Před 4 lety +43

      ah, yes. Amercia, the great country all of the time

    • @yannanhuang6510
      @yannanhuang6510 Před 4 lety +15

      Asians

    • @Ulvorskets
      @Ulvorskets Před 4 lety +9

      @@muhammadyoga1089 amércia

  • @servethatcunt
    @servethatcunt Před 5 lety +4875

    *How to win on Global Got Talent playing a sacrilegious viola:*
    Step 1: Yeet your bow at the end of the performance
    Step 2: Dance while performing
    Step 3: Play tremolo for dramatic effect
    Step 4: Play Michael Jackson
    Step 5: Ignore Twoset's roasts on youtube to keep mentally stable

    • @Hannah-lr4le
      @Hannah-lr4le Před 5 lety +40

      Michael Jackson to violin : bro. I know my themes are not suitable to you... just sorry for you to have such a ....... player.

    • @novatwinkle7252
      @novatwinkle7252 Před 5 lety +59

      Step 5: Play Bach without vibrato

    • @Andromeda-mz1qk
      @Andromeda-mz1qk Před 5 lety +83

      Step 6: start singing opera in the middle of your performance

    • @changoelchango
      @changoelchango Před 5 lety +72

      You all forgot the hip sways
      You uncultured swines

    • @naxwit
      @naxwit Před 5 lety +13

      MICHAELLO JACKKSSON!

  • @Jasmine-it7vn
    @Jasmine-it7vn Před 3 lety +9

    13:05
    Smh Pancake Wrist. Sacrilegious. Ling Ling would disapprove.

  • @syntacticalcrab
    @syntacticalcrab Před 2 lety +17

    I honestly think the tendency for people to get really impressed by high notes is because we all grew up with that cartoon image of a soprano singing a note so high it breaks glass and then most people just decided to apply that to all music.

  • @livi1477
    @livi1477 Před 5 lety +2687

    violinist: uses tremelo
    audience: ive seen this raw strength only once before

    • @CyberDragonis
      @CyberDragonis Před 5 lety +144

      Violinist: Fool This isn't even my final form

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone Před 5 lety +8

      @@CyberDragonis and I oop-😂😂
      Audience: :O

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 Před 5 lety +15

      livi
      Me, a 10 month undereducated violist: *IS ABLE TO DO TREMOLO*

    • @user-yc6vr8vn5j
      @user-yc6vr8vn5j Před 5 lety +3

      @@kingcp0878 0.0 A TREMOLO! Get on a talent show now!

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 Před 5 lety +1

      Spectre oh my god! I should! I can show the world how good I am!

  • @tobywilson5076
    @tobywilson5076 Před 3 lety +6351

    “I wanted a real violin!” Holds up sacreligous plastic 5 stringed violin 🎻

    • @eu6744
      @eu6744 Před 3 lety +245

      lol- my parents gave me a plastic violin I wanted a real one *gets better plastic violin*

    • @kawaiidays2528
      @kawaiidays2528 Před 3 lety +125

      Ima call that a Violina, because the C string is supposed to be on the Viola and the E string's on the violin so it's violin and Viola combined, so Violina

    • @mr.x5374
      @mr.x5374 Před 3 lety +4

      This comment has 441 likes

    • @tahasarviha5235
      @tahasarviha5235 Před 3 lety

      @@eu6744 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @tahasarviha5235
      @tahasarviha5235 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mr.x5374 now 496

  • @paxielle
    @paxielle Před 2 lety +23

    I think that lettuce girl was actually a prodigy and skipped grades and got the highest marks at a very young age. Pitty she didnt take it seriously or enjoyed classical as much...

  • @chinmaychhabra
    @chinmaychhabra Před 2 lety +16

    1:02
    You know what I would have said?
    *I would have said to that lady, “so you know how to play violin?”*

  • @veniecechan174
    @veniecechan174 Před 4 lety +14781

    TwoSet is the Gordon Ramsay of violins
    they're encouraging with kids
    and absolutely merciless with adults

  • @okcheckthegate
    @okcheckthegate Před 5 lety +2228

    1:08
    Brett: Bald...
    Editor: **inserts bald head**
    Brett: and old...
    Editor: **inserts mustache**
    Brett: and a bit greasy
    Editor: **completely unedited close-up of Brett & Eddy**
    Savage.

    • @doggylikesoup
      @doggylikesoup Před 5 lety +6

      ariadne Hahahaha brilliant

    • @crumbledtower
      @crumbledtower Před 5 lety +57

      Editor just ended their whole careers

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh Před 5 lety +22

      To be fair, most asian hair looks a bit greasy by European standard because it is thicker.

    • @marianaanastasiei3519
      @marianaanastasiei3519 Před 5 lety +2

      @@crumbledtower #TwoSetisoverparty

    • @yadiraceja8519
      @yadiraceja8519 Před 5 lety +6

      To every editor of TwoSetViolin vids, I love you

  • @shawn980
    @shawn980 Před 3 lety +9

    Oh my God, that last one! 🤣🤣
    Dude, wtf how do you even make a combo that f**king perfect? The hips, the out-of-tune playing, the suspenseful reveal, sexual attire & gaze, the fact that she was playing f**king Flight of the Bumblebee, and the part where she improvised an operatic section and a final note.
    That performance has to be the most sacrilegious violin performance ever!
    I’M DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pqnet84
    @pqnet84 Před rokem +6

    11:50 remember the standard for perfect play is to not get any wrong note

  • @marshmelody6805
    @marshmelody6805 Před 5 lety +3602

    Imagine those people playing but in front of the Chinese judges
    Judges: "You have brought disgrace onto your country"

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Před 5 lety +100

      Very traditional Japanese Judges:
      Seppuku*!*

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 Před 5 lety +3

      MarshMelody :3 xD

    • @user-gx9ev1ru2u
      @user-gx9ev1ru2u Před 4 lety +38

      As the local people I have to say,😂we cannot trust any variety show in China especially it has judges because all of these show are for profit and what they want is catching your eyes. They may have very exaggerating reaction and fake result to make you watch their variety shows.(but the participants are real ,they are poor guys.

    • @wellingtongualda3265
      @wellingtongualda3265 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @akshatsaxena1431
      @akshatsaxena1431 Před 4 lety +14

      @@user-gx9ev1ru2u that's basically for any country

  • @melissaw3775
    @melissaw3775 Před 3 lety +8586

    TwoSet: These shows are scripted, we want realism!
    Asia's Got Talent Judge: *Gives real, straight up opinion*
    TwoSet: 👁👄👁

    • @jordondinh2954
      @jordondinh2954 Před 3 lety +44

      F

    • @RiMikan
      @RiMikan Před 3 lety +386

      @@idroppedmychicken the harsh ones I think are the ones from China's got talent (Those that said the contestant should get anoother instrument to play). The Asia's got Talent judge, David Foster, just gave constructive criticism and even an advice. There's nothing 'too much' about what he said.

    • @avleenrandhawa2492
      @avleenrandhawa2492 Před 3 lety +61

      Twoset: Wait that's illegal-

    • @skael1258
      @skael1258 Před 3 lety +41

      @@idroppedmychicken nothing is too harsh. They are there to get fame and money and are agreeing to be judged

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Před 3 lety +142

      @@canaryyyy0910 The difference is Simon isn't just savage, he's plain unconstructive. All he does is criticize when he feels like it, as harsh as he feels like it. And never is it ever constructive. It's just a heated bashing for ratings.

  • @yuhanguo6789
    @yuhanguo6789 Před 3 lety +23

    The last part when the Taiwanese girl started to sing and when Brett laughed embarrassedly was so painful to watch. Reminded me of myself as an undergrad science major having an illusion of being starter than I was, just because I heard some buzzwords. That's what I must have looked like in front of my professors... 🙃💔

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld Před 11 měsíci +5

    In show business, the crowd will be impressed by the simplest things if they're showy. But the people who know what they're doing know what's really impressive.

  • @featherleaf1426
    @featherleaf1426 Před 5 lety +1714

    The first 2 bois were sacreligious with their bows.
    At least they played ACTUAL NOTES:

    • @johnbewley3119
      @johnbewley3119 Před 5 lety +46

      I've actually liked nuttin but stringz for a long time. First non-classical music I listened to.

    • @ludiwang1172
      @ludiwang1172 Před 5 lety +20

      You could see a bow hair hanging off the tip of one of their bows at 2:55

    • @johnbewley3119
      @johnbewley3119 Před 5 lety +3

      @@ludiwang1172 like bow hair just stays on Everytime?

    • @ludiwang1172
      @ludiwang1172 Před 5 lety +3

      @@johnbewley3119 I didn't mean that was sacrilegious I was just pointing it out. I don't play the violin but I'm sure it falls off all the time.

    • @deathendz
      @deathendz Před 5 lety +4

      @@ludiwang1172 it tends to snap overtime with wear and tear or if you play extremely hard and fast. When I play a fast song that requires me to play loudly and I get too into it, I end up with 2-3 dangly horse hairs at the end of it

  • @VetsrisAuguste
    @VetsrisAuguste Před 4 lety +5075

    These clips simply support what I have known for years, and that is: people are easily impressed by things they don’t understand. Excellence doesn’t even have a seat at the table because mediocrity always wins.
    Edit: When I originally posted this comment 4 months ago, I rushed into getting my comment out there and botched what I meant to say. At first, I didn’t worry about it because I thought it made my point well enough, but I eventually realized it made it sound like I was saying something completely different my from the picture I was wanting to paint. I would just edit the comment to say what I originally wanted it to say but so much the subsequent commentary is based on the original wording specifically. If I could go back and amend my remarks to be closer to what I intended, they would say....
    ... Excellence rarely even gets a seat at the table because Mediocrity and Good Enough always get there first.

    • @mydarkestlovely2166
      @mydarkestlovely2166 Před 4 lety +415

      Like "you don't have to be great. you just have to *look* great" kind of thing

    • @VetsrisAuguste
      @VetsrisAuguste Před 4 lety +132

      myracle17 ...that’s part of it for sure, but “looking great” isn’t even a requirement though. All you need is the right person to declare your greatness for you.

    • @justinnamuco9096
      @justinnamuco9096 Před 4 lety +62

      It's called marketing

    • @justinbarrington-higgs6156
      @justinbarrington-higgs6156 Před 4 lety +38

      @@justinnamuco9096 or just showmanship.

    • @calmered707
      @calmered707 Před 4 lety +1

      pertinent!!

  • @ehhhhhh1885
    @ehhhhhh1885 Před 2 lety +7

    5:59
    Brett's gazing at that violin

  • @Yahhkult
    @Yahhkult Před 2 lety +11

    I came here after finding out they got an email from America’s Got Talent to audition lolol

  • @Joshua-oo9hy
    @Joshua-oo9hy Před 5 lety +2088

    Me: plays the cadenza to Beethoven violin concerto
    Friend: "Wow, your almost as good a Lindsey Stirling!"
    Me: dies inside

    • @crazykookie6063
      @crazykookie6063 Před 5 lety +57

      Joshua Yaeger
      So true when a competition sucks everyone is like u guys did great even though everything was out of tune the no rosin on the bows, the bows did not go the same direction and the violin was to low
      Me. Bish leave

    • @PinaCoco
      @PinaCoco Před 5 lety +38

      Threw up a little, thanks

    • @da96103
      @da96103 Před 5 lety +50

      You should have dance more, then you will be better than LS.

    • @tyrakelly9189
      @tyrakelly9189 Před 5 lety +8

      I felt that lmao

    • @jinxpianista
      @jinxpianista Před 5 lety +2

      ouch

  • @topcookies1097
    @topcookies1097 Před 4 lety +4826

    Twoset: "Tremolo is like, the easiest thing to do."
    Me as a pianist with my fingers on fire: ...

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG Před 4 lety +269

      It be like that on guitar

    • @yannanhuang6510
      @yannanhuang6510 Před 4 lety +235

      WE 👏 HAVE 👏 TRILLS 👏

    • @birb3669
      @birb3669 Před 4 lety +58

      OH MY GOODNESS YES. THANK YOU

    • @jazz_meh
      @jazz_meh Před 4 lety +130

      10/10 would rather tremelo on violin than piano 😂😅

    • @aprill8361
      @aprill8361 Před 4 lety +42

      And you have to make them crisp, too. I’ve been playing a Bach that is pretty easy, other than the trills. They go on for a line and it soooooo hard to play even.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 Před 3 lety +6

    That last one killed this singer’s heart. Honey, O Fortuna is a chorus piece! You are one singer, and you couldn’t even come in on the right note!

  • @TreyParkersBitch
    @TreyParkersBitch Před 3 lety +13

    The commentary during the “Nuttin But Strings” act had me dying

  • @goolgmorelikesmoolge9038
    @goolgmorelikesmoolge9038 Před 4 lety +4591

    Is no one going to talk about how some of the judges are actual "singers", so they should be able to tell whether their playing is out of tune or not.

    • @amalkatrazz
      @amalkatrazz Před 3 lety +559

      Autotune singing should not qualify as a musical skill, that’s just it

    • @najmaht.a.1314
      @najmaht.a.1314 Před 3 lety +74

      Рауль Каримов sis, i--

    • @owenwilson9398
      @owenwilson9398 Před 3 lety +53

      You're father will be hearing about this

    • @DralonIsBack
      @DralonIsBack Před 3 lety +306

      Well, pop stars don't really understand musical theory, or classical music, most of them dont even know how to read a sheet note

    • @Ps3JessicaBr
      @Ps3JessicaBr Před 3 lety +18

      Dralon salty

  • @Shaper-bx9kb
    @Shaper-bx9kb Před 3 lety +3014

    "How old are you?"
    "It's a secret"
    Plays 10 years on a Violin since 8 years...

  • @alancjmgmorales6420
    @alancjmgmorales6420 Před 2 lety +8

    *Plays high notes fast*
    Why yes, how did you know I was a prodigy?

  • @LillyAlexanderWister
    @LillyAlexanderWister Před 2 lety +8

    even me, an unprofessional pianist groaned at the point that they both threw their bows. My colleague, a viola player just totally collapsed in pain lol

  • @fartingkitty0712
    @fartingkitty0712 Před 4 lety +2665

    petition to stop the abuse of musical instrument-like if you wanna join
    (such as throwing of bows, knocking over of piano stools, etc)

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire Před 4 lety +71

      Smashing the guitars to the floor after playing, kicking drums, poor musical instruments :"""D

    • @fartingkitty0712
      @fartingkitty0712 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Noblesse_Sapphire yep :"(

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire Před 4 lety +21

      @@fartingkitty0712ikr~ i just don't get it, why did they decide to sacrifice all those instruments just to create an 'interesting' atmosphere or some kind of trademark of a particular singer O.o
      I mean all of those instruments were made with love and precision and human intelligence~ :"D

    • @expandyourwisdom
      @expandyourwisdom Před 4 lety +2

      Yeeting music stands/sheet music everywhere does that count

    • @uwu-vg4wo
      @uwu-vg4wo Před 4 lety +8

      usines flutes as walking sticks
      this was a trend in my band
      i might cry

  • @erinross7520
    @erinross7520 Před 5 lety +483

    A violinist on an American talent show:
    Sounds terrible
    Judges: *Amazing*
    A violinist on a Chinese talent show:
    Sounds decent
    Judges: "You played 2 or 3 notes wrong, you won't be going to the next round."

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před 5 lety +38

      Because we're asians BOI. Standards are different.

    • @cyronski
      @cyronski Před 5 lety +17

      us asians really want that lingling talent

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 Před 5 lety +24

      I cant tell which I hate more. At least the American shows clearly differentiate between the pop and classical world (for better or for worse). The fact that the Chinese try to do some abomination of a blend of pop with classical, and then judge the playing based on classical standards, is so ridiculous amd makes no sense, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CLASSICAL MUSIC COMPETITION.

    • @erinross7520
      @erinross7520 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Checkmate1138 I agree ☝

    • @hirokokueh3541
      @hirokokueh3541 Před 5 lety +9

      in China people likes to watch people fail, it makes them feels like "yah, they are not that talent tho, me neither"

  • @francescoanastasio2021
    @francescoanastasio2021 Před 3 lety +7

    Fun thing is, at 5:30 the background music is the theme of a popular old British TV serie, "keeping up appearances", that deals about an old woman which happens to be a clumsy social climber 😂 if I were the girl Id be slightly offended 😂

  • @joshhemingway3317
    @joshhemingway3317 Před 4 lety +3134

    5:11 "Incorporate your sexually while playing"
    Me: *Starts playing as gay*

    • @DFC3770
      @DFC3770 Před 4 lety +231

      Josh Hemingway * starts playing flute in confusion *

    • @Tinymoezzy
      @Tinymoezzy Před 4 lety +189

      *Bisexual cello bowing continues**
      Was he talking about sexualizing their performance or did I miss something???

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +220

      I better throw some chains on my piano. Make sure it knows its place in the bedroom.

    • @poop8834
      @poop8834 Před 4 lety +69

      @@manictiger such a cursed comment lmao

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +80

      @@poop8834
      Shame is for the weak.

  • @justrcd
    @justrcd Před 5 lety +1249

    "so what's your favourite Bach piece?"
    "it's complicated"

  • @evanxstar
    @evanxstar Před rokem +8

    I really can't take the "... bald, old and greasy."
    It's just - 😭

  • @muskanie2055
    @muskanie2055 Před 3 lety +13

    I suddenly feel that I need to find out what sacrilegious means.
    I searched it up. It means -
    grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred

  • @maxlove8894
    @maxlove8894 Před 4 lety +1320

    You don’t even need to be a *classical* musician to understand Brett and Eddys pain

    • @GreenWitch234
      @GreenWitch234 Před 4 lety +74

      You don't even need to be a MUSICIAN to understand their pain. I never watch this show because it's so horrible.

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 Před 3 lety +3

      @@GreenWitch234 your reply should deserve more likes than the comment itself

    • @GreenWitch234
      @GreenWitch234 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ipsharoy7398 thank you 🤭

    • @-pixie-9734
      @-pixie-9734 Před 3 lety

      yea

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor Před 3 lety

      Hắc Bạch tbh

  • @Katherine-xh2zl
    @Katherine-xh2zl Před 5 lety +906

    how to win america's got talent
    1. instead of a violin use an electric 5 string mutation
    2. play fast
    3. play lots of high notes
    4. add tremelo

    • @Gasuara
      @Gasuara Před 5 lety +69

      5. Flight of the Bumblebee

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 Před 5 lety +46

      6. Have cancer

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Před 5 lety +32

      @@lechienjade7946 7. Have a missing finger or toe.

    • @DariusKhan
      @DariusKhan Před 5 lety +46

      8. Wear tight leather type outfits, revealing more than necessary for playing the violin and sway your hips provocatively.

    • @maocat2802
      @maocat2802 Před 5 lety +45

      9. Add an inspirational story in your introduction

  • @gcdhjaegc2520
    @gcdhjaegc2520 Před 2 lety +4

    I started playing violin a month ago, and every time I watch one o of these roasting videos, I feel like I’ve been playing for 87 years.

  • @MartiniMouse
    @MartiniMouse Před 2 lety +5

    I wasn’t even mad at the first guys, I thought they were pretty good at working a crowd- but then they threw the bows

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 Před 3 lety +7395

    The message is clear. If you want to be good, play classical.
    If you want to be famous and/or win lots of money, play pop.

    • @oBooyakasha
      @oBooyakasha Před 3 lety +148

      One of the brothers at the beginning, Damien, graduated from Juilliard when he was 13. So...

    • @dongpedroyi
      @dongpedroyi Před 3 lety +452

      Or just follow the timeless recipe of legends: get trained in classical and target the pop audience.

    • @cproteus
      @cproteus Před 3 lety +30

      Love Nuttin but Stringz.

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 Před 3 lety +37

      of course, the good ‘ol “talent won’t get you fame but luckily you don’t need talent!”

    • @jimmyteriyaki9783
      @jimmyteriyaki9783 Před 3 lety +52

      This is so wrong in so many ways.

  • @3L151UM
    @3L151UM Před 5 lety +2074

    At this point it isn't TwoSetViolin anymore... It's TooUpsetViolin
    Love you guys 🤙

  • @jamberstone1
    @jamberstone1 Před rokem +2

    love it! you guys have good sense of humor & you are pretty kind too - nice to hear real musicians' honest critique

  • @that.one.pianist
    @that.one.pianist Před 7 měsíci +2

    The reason I love twoset is not only cuz of Brett and Eddy but also all the twosetters . Like y’all so creative and hilarious and amazing man !

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 Před 3 lety +2265

    "Most violinists are bald, and old, and greasy." Ah yes, this explains my recent interest in violin since I started losing my hair.

    • @woozihae
      @woozihae Před 3 lety +97

      This gives me ideas to make Saitama as a violinist

    • @james6028
      @james6028 Před 3 lety +43

      hey im old and bald maybe people think i actually have talent lol

    • @prabhveerkaur2692
      @prabhveerkaur2692 Před 3 lety +3

      "How old are you" 😜

    • @james6028
      @james6028 Před 3 lety +14

      aint too young to worry and I ain't too old to cry

    • @poojadaso213
      @poojadaso213 Před 3 lety +3

      I see your name and I am confused on your age.

  • @DanielaBodoh
    @DanielaBodoh Před 4 lety +2398

    “Bald and old and a bit greasy”
    Me, a 17 year old violinist who’s been playing since I was 10: *hold my bow*

    • @noteworthy5911
      @noteworthy5911 Před 4 lety +44

      That should be the standard "hold my beer" for all musicians.
      Legit musicians I mean.

    • @idkmyname3497
      @idkmyname3497 Před 4 lety +11

      I played violin since im 7 now im 13 bruh

    • @expandyourwisdom
      @expandyourwisdom Před 4 lety +27

      I played since i was 5 now im 15 and im definitely bald

    • @samdrawing7370
      @samdrawing7370 Před 4 lety +2

      I've been playing since I was in 4th grade

    • @whovianmusic
      @whovianmusic Před 4 lety

      @@idkmyname3497 he's been doing it longer bruh! lol

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 Před 2 lety +5

    LOL - When that guy told him to "find a new instrument", I thought he meant he should take up the trumpet or something and I was like, what the hell!! Then I realized from your reaction that he meant, get a better violin. I can't stop laughing.

  • @rwaitwhat
    @rwaitwhat Před 2 lety +2

    the contrast between “don’t say anything! hold it in!” and their newer roasty toasty vids about talent shows is really funny

  • @jibtibh.9245
    @jibtibh.9245 Před 5 lety +2083

    I am very conflicted, because today, you didn't play well.
    -Ling Ling's mother every practice

    • @darkknighttrolls6225
      @darkknighttrolls6225 Před 5 lety +30

      Ling Ling nevers fail to play well, so his mother will never feel conflicted

    • @jibtibh.9245
      @jibtibh.9245 Před 5 lety +15

      exactly, because Ling Ling can never be the best because his mom is two set's tiger mom. P R A C T I C E!

    • @tylernewton2844
      @tylernewton2844 Před 5 lety +4

      LING LING HAS NO MOTHER

    • @jibtibh.9245
      @jibtibh.9245 Před 5 lety +4

      You are so right

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 Před 5 lety +6

      Ling ling is stuck in a grandfather paradox time loop with himself as his own grandfather (so his genetics can remain 100% Ling ling)

  • @MinecraftCutiepie
    @MinecraftCutiepie Před 5 lety +1546

    I feel so sorry for the chinese guy in the final, he tried so hard and actually played pretty well..... and literally received zero praise, smh🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mynameisnotimportant7731
      @mynameisnotimportant7731 Před 5 lety +282

      BUT HE DIDN'T DANCE OR SMASH HIS BOW HE SUCKED

    • @lukipratama
      @lukipratama Před 5 lety +7

      My name is not important I bet other people will get wooshed

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 Před 5 lety +10

      I mean, he didn't play that well. Especially the second piece

    • @tongzhaoo
      @tongzhaoo Před 5 lety +87

      The male judge is a host who is famous for bad, cringey, and disrespectful hosting. So I'm not surprised by his reaction.

    • @MinecraftCutiepie
      @MinecraftCutiepie Před 5 lety +128

      Checkmate1138 lol let me rephrase, he actually played somewhat difficult music compared to all the other fake violinists and was at least decent😂 still no one cared tho

  • @yomama428
    @yomama428 Před 3 lety +10

    i watched this like millions of times and i still laughwhen he screams MICHEAL JACKSON😂😂😂

  • @RipplingMoonlightcookiehistory
    @RipplingMoonlightcookiehistory Před 8 měsíci +2

    THe last one ii showed my mum and she was like (both of us said lagitamenly the same thing) "Sister this ain't some magician show and also u dont play violin like that"

  • @alonsogarca2240
    @alonsogarca2240 Před 5 lety +2154

    ling ling wannabes:
    Plays hardest Bach piece
    No reaction
    Lettuce:
    Does Tremolo
    Gets guadagnini

    • @jay-tw9mo
      @jay-tw9mo Před 5 lety +9

      😠

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 Před 5 lety +58

      And listening now, it sounded kind of out of tune.

    • @papayasoda9831
      @papayasoda9831 Před 5 lety

      🤣

    • @Light-br1wl
      @Light-br1wl Před 5 lety +43

      @@beatm6948
      The third note in tremolo was supposed to be C#, but she plays it ao out of tune, the tuner interprets it as a C. Yet she still gets a violin she does not deserve.

    • @Lexx2k
      @Lexx2k Před 4 lety +5

      Hey she was a bit hangover