Reading My Weird DMs
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2021
- You guys are so funny! Love reading your DM's! Thank you for all the kind words most of you sent and let me know down below what else you guys want to see!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Hope you enjoy the video!! NEXT video will be me attempting 5 Min Crafts thanks to you guys hahaha! So tell me in the comments whether you want "Everyday hacks" or "Beauty Hacks" ?! Love yah!
Hiiiii
YAAASS
#teamketchup
Love ya
Kris: “You’re wearing jeans? You’re gonna die Jessica!”
Person named Jessica: 👁👄👁
thats me, and i also happen to be wearing jeans (:
@@jessw9565 lmaoooooooooo
@@jonatanhelles6448 teehee
Her sister’s name is Jessica
@Jess W girl same
“Dress for a zombie apocalypse” - Kris, president of the millennials.
Lol underrated
SHOCKING!!!
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czcams.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/video.html
She’s not a millennial she’s a gen z
@@Adricircle 1996, she’s millennial. Just 🤓
@@mizzcrazy17 nah theres definition tht starts gen z at 1995
12:05 "infant baby child" thanks for clearing that one up Kris AHAHAHAHAHA
I love AC/DC Im a HUGE heavy metal fan!!! so nice to see somebody else appreciates their music!!!
That “ you can’t even get 5 girls look in your general direction”
Has to be the greatest I have ever heard
for me I can’t even get 1
Because there are no girls in my class
yeah probably one of the best comeback roasts ever
Yes
I made the likes 555
Honestly I haven't seen any comments talking about how good she was at singing... She killed it!
Ive seen a lot lol
She killed somone??
Yes
FR
AGREED
can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing Kris' voice is, her singing in phenomenal xx
The way Kris said “10 dollar me love you long time” absolutely KILLED ME 💀
We have the same Pfp lol
She is one of the funniest 🤣😄...
And she is cute too...🤧🤣
Nah fr tho 🤧
"You know what, Garret, you probably can't even get five girls to look in your general direction"
Lmfao 😂
@Thx ❤ why link tho- im not clicking it :)
Lollll
RIP Garrett
Me: "tell him Kris, TELL HIM"
kris: sexy is not a verb to describe me.
“Writings not that easy, but, Grammarly can help!”
Hahahahaha lol!!
"This sentence is grammatically correct,but it's wordy and hard to read!"
fuck sake i hate that ad
@@noorafshantariq5981 Same
I literally got a Grammarly ad for this video
That boxes/bags dm was the best. There is little unique thought in the world, but that gets a gold star
Kris is funny, kind, sweet, does impressions, can act and sings. Amazing talent
"You probably can't even get five girls to look in your general direction"
You're not wrong :(
I feel bad for you
Hope you feel Better soon
You're not alone lmao. Just laugh it off, the right ones will come around love :)
Not wrong, i only get 2 and they "bully" meh
you're not the only one
I only got 1 and its because she`s my friend😂
"That is not a verb I would use to describe me" Kris' English skills are unmatched :'D
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The fact it was adjective is phenomenal...
Yes, it's clear she meant she wouldn't use the verb "are" to describe herself. Which is accurate; she would use "am."
Lol... The Riley bit at 7:25... Love it! 🤣🤣
I totally didn't just imagine Kris in the walking dead & she's the only 1 who survived all the way through & escaped the apocalypse- 😂🤣💀☠️
Kris: "You're wearing jeans? You're gonna die Jessica!"
Kill feed: Jessica *was sniped by Gamerboy1124*
me being named Jessica...I'm wearing sweats tho
@@Jessica-oy3gj J E S S I C A D I D Y O U S L E E P W I T H M R W I L S O N ?
@@-NoCreativity_ WH
Lool
The fact that she can sing this well, and yet i have yet to see a musical theatre character that wont stop singing.
Yes please I need to see that
Its cos of the shirt shes wearing
Kris: Zoom out
Jay: I’m just gonna zoom in harder
Found your channel recently and, I have to say, your videos are a breath of fresh air in today's polluted world of biased discourse. Thanks for being genuine and funny!
"WhY iS nObOdY tAlKiNg AbOuT hOw GoOd HeR SiNgInG iS??"
Everybody is literally talking about it
IKR
oof
but she does have a good singing voice
AISURU.TOKYO/quenzha?[🤤]👈
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🌈💌
CZcams: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
CZcams: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков
#Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Ikr?!
Kris: “I really need to stop throwing my phone”
Me: “how many times did you throw it”
:0
Kris: idk
Kris: 10000000000 times lol
Sup dude what you doing
All the time but it doesn’t break
OMG LOL! When you said Jessica, my sister looked at my phone and we started busting out laughing! 😂 🫶
Kris has a beautiful voice. When she sang the lyrics I got chills
I know right, I mean I was surprised -yet I'm not, because it's Kris. Shes talented as hell I wouldn't expect any different lol
IF shes comfortable singing, she should do a video of her singing random parts of songs like that that people send her. Whether she makes an ig post or whatever, and she sings off the ones she knows.
She could just sit there and we'd watch lol, but I think that would be awesome.
I concur
Same
hello fellow directioner
Kris: “that is not a, uh.. VERB i would use to describe me, but okay”
LMAOOOOO VERB
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 ikrrrrr
Phineas and verb -riley.
…girl got 101% on her grammar exam…
…and that girl is kallmekris…
…her grammar teacher fainted while writing “10” on kris’s exam page…
…so kris grabbed her teacher’s pen and wrote “1%” at the end of “10”…
…therefore, kris gets a 101%…
ADJECTIVE MOMENT
every day when I wake up, I don't want to do anything. but watching your videos gives me some will to do anything and everything. You help me so much every day.
Wow ! The YT algorithm took me 2 years backwards ! First off i love that shirt ACDC ! I jammed to that all the time with my Dad in his muscle cars cruising around with him, and lol i just watched the newer to this Reading My Weird DMs video and now this one popped up oh noo ! But seriously to see how far you have come just wow ! Amazing, no Pete not yet anyways ! I love all of your videos they are all so hilarious, i personally spend more time on CZcams than TikTok, I have re visited TikTok to see your character Skits and they are hilarious Riley and the Hunter videos are so funny ! Like the one where Hunter gets makeup all over his face from Riley hahaha, I am obviously super new, but here is my goal, to watch every single video and it have the red line from watching it to the end on every single one, i could just click them one by one, going backwards but its still pretty fun to just let them pop up at the end of each one and click which ever one stands out based off of the Thumbnail, this one because i just watched the other one, and thought i was tripping like i just watched it ! hahahaa i have no idea who Garret is but i was paused 30 seconds in and had to add this ! She obviously knows her Classic Rock ! which is badass in itself ! Oh lord i shouldn't comment before watching the whole video but you hugged RILEY ! hahahaha and i think i might just keep comments very short ! from here on out.
I’m speechless because YOU JUST REVEALED A SECRET TALENT BESTAY YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE VOICE
THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS
OMG IKR KDJJSKA
That's what I said
Yes!! I was like holy shit is she just being casual or is she really trying because either way DAYUM. this girls got it all, and doesn't even realize it ^-^
When you realize that her whole channel is based on her voice.
"Dress for a zombie apocalypse."
We all know that Kris is never really alone, Her personalities are always with her, like genshin she can switch into a diffrent person, We know Katrina would protect, Same goes for "Please don't kill me." 👏Katrina 👏will 👏always 👏protect.
Fax
Katrina will proteccccccccc at all costs
The start and the BAAÁæaAAAaAaaAh every few times 🤣
youre beautiful, relatable, and we all enjoy your brightening up our days
"You're wearing jeans Jessica!" is that a call out to the sis? Thinking you'll out survive her in an apocalypse? lol
.
. . .
@its fine stop spamming omg
Half of these aren’t weird DMs anymore, they’re just a bunch of simps
@Gray Plays LMFAO WHEN YOU REALIZE ITS A VERIFIED GUY
am i early?
yes.
lol you didn’t get your normal likes
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You are so cute a wholesome, Kris ❤❤ I love you and your content soo much ❤❤ Keep slaying ❤❤
I woulda guessed "Big Balls" would've been your favorite AC/DC song, MWAH-HAHA.
Kris’s phone is crying in the Conner for being thrown multiple times 😂
I'm crying because you don't know how to spell!!😭😭😭
@Bruh Bruh shut up
@Bruh Bruh you have less subs than her b-
She must have a good matress on the floor So that It does not break lol
she threw it 5 times (4 if you aren't calling the toss in the air a throw).
person: what's ur opinion on fries?
kris: WHAT A GREAT QUESTION! *sophisticated answer*
waffle fries
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 I WANT WAFFLE FRIES :D
@@brunette.girlyyy ME TOO :DDDDDD
#Teamketchup
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712YES
Thank you for making content you make me laugh and smile when I'm sad
hey kris, if you see this I just want to say thank you because you got me through a very hard time in my life when I was struggling with mental health and figuring out who I was and I watch your videos all the time. thank you! ❤ If anyone else has felt the same reply with a heart!
Most CZcamsrs: “OMG what a creep!”
Kris: “habahaha!”
Love you kris! You bring humour and brightness to my day when you post!
*habahaha*
“ YOUR THIC-“ caught me off guard, milk just, shot out my nose 😂😂😂 it burneddd
Nuuu 😭 not the milk 🤣 NOT THE NOSE 😩
THE DEEP QUESTIONS OF LIFE "ARE BAGS THE LIQUID FORM OF BOXES"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time literally flies when i watch your vids Kris 😭 Love ypur content ❤😊
Honestly I had no idea she even checked DMs, but the fact that she not only checks them but also saves fan art and makes it her phone background is so precious omg
Kris “You’re wearing jeans? You’re gonna die Jessica.”
Me as a Jessica(wearing pajama pants): Naw I think I’m good
LMAOO
Say what you will but my jeans will not rip as easily
Same 😂
Exact same!
😂
I love how Kris says sexiest is a verb 😂 don't worry girl we love you
I just wanna say thank you kris I love you so so much and I hope that you will never give up even though I know that you have depression and that you have been through a lot of things as a child but you are fucking funny and always makes me smile and laugh ❤❤❤
So the thing is that one of my classmates named Noah had did the Riley “OTAY” thing, and then half the class went on to say we were all fans and loved you. Our teacher started getting to annoyed it was so funny😂. Anyways love you Kris🥰
AHHH YOU HEARTED MY THING
IM SHARING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS-
Love the profile picture lol
@@evasander5121 thank you! ❤️
@@sylbie4178 Mhm!😊
Not only she’s a good voice actor she’s an amazing singer!
I recan
It’s quite normal for voice actors they can also sing
IKR?!?
SHOCKING!!!
czcams.com/video/78xRjnLxZhIS/video.htmlHOCKING!!!
czcams.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/video.html.
I cried loudly after question about boxes and bags 😂 I feel like this question is kallmekris's twin in a world of questions. like, same energy
Thanks for sharing your gifts with us! (not those gifts) you really brighten my day whenever I tune in to what's going down on your channel.
HAPPY NEW YEARS! I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT TILL LIKE 3:00AM USUALLY
I’ve heard this before in school:
Student 1: “I love you…”
Student 2: “I love myself too!
I hate me tho
Lol
“I have a crush on me to”!
Been single for awhile and when someone (mostly family 'aNyOne sPeCiaL iN yOuR LiFe yEt?') Asks if I'm single I always say no, I'm in a relationship with myself, and we need to work on some shit, so its gonna be awhile lol.
@@emilymclaughlin4599 defo 🥵
the moment Kris started singing my jaw literally dropped like i didn't know she had such an angelic singing voice
Looking for this comment
Just discovered you last week because i was telling someone to look up the soap commercial with the little hands, and you popped up on you tube. I'm enjoying your videos and telling everyone i can about them. Thanks for your postings. Hilarious stuff even though i might be your Grandfather's age i know comic genius when i see it.
Kris, you need to come back to this video when you are having a down day.
You're fantastic, love watching your vidz!
Kris : "send feet pics"
Also kris : *Yeets phone*
@Bruh Bruh shut up
Riley: oh that’s nice… okay that’s good… that’s enough slices… IT’S *ENOUGH SLICES* 😂
Tell me you watch too much tiktok without telling me you watch too much tiktok
@@BehindUndeadEyes I may or may not watch too much tik tok. 🤪
@@beckiemunson4928 same lmao 😂
Ur literly the most funny person I've ever seen in my life 😂😂😂😂 pls don't stop what Ur doing, love ya ❤
Having Covid sucks. Thank you for making it suck a little less with your videos!
Otay, ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL HER VOICE IS???
which one lol
otay :D
i guess we are..
Kris: *shatters phone*
“Yes my subtle plan worked no more DMs”
@its fine STAHP.
Suggestion for a vid: maybe Answering Dm's as ur characters and see how they would react, pls do!!!
Fun fact
The song Beggin was originally made by Franki Valli and The Four Seasons
I love how she isn’t rude to them even when they’re really creepy
bc she’s awesome
Because she is “abstenent”
Because she is Canadian
@@-_-6649 Canadians are honestly so sweet. i have a Canadian friend, shes sweet.
@@shuck_face0385 lmao I can confirm most of us are very nice
I’m dying at the “that is not the verb I would use to describe me” kris that’s an adjective
Verb
Sexy
They sexy down the hallway
Dictionary definition
That hi-hey thread of messages was a great tongue twister 😂
Thank you for making my day with all your compliments keep doing what your doing😄
She’s actually a great singer
Agreed
I agree
For real tho: if Kris had her own Netflix Show, I would watch it with all my friends and family😂 her Vids are really entertaining
Yup, before any of us knew each other watched her, found out my best friend, 9 year old niece AND mom all watched & loved her, lmao.
She just has really unique stuff, compared to other copy and paste content out there. (Not all of course, but a lot of it -especially tik tok. Just so refreshing to see original content)
@@emilymclaughlin4599 you are so right. On Tik Tok everyone wants to be original, but they also want to copy others.... And that leads to the same odd stuff, repeating in an endless cycle
i dont know about family
Yeah, but like then, we would have to wait like a year for new content. And once it’s done , it’s done 😶🌫️😭, and I just can’t deal with that right now, Kris is like keeping me going yeno?
BROOOOO YOU ARE NOT BASIC AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU JAVE THE MOST PERSONALITY OUT OF ANY GIRL IVE EVER MET ❤️
The way she throws her phone out with a desperate face 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
“I might get a little uncomfy so I dressed comfy” I love that kris ❤️😭🤣
can we appreciate her for a sec?? she is so perfect god she has a good humor, good at painting, singing and what else kris?? show us c'mon u're so talented
Now if a guy said this he would be called weird
I remember trying to sing AC DC songs when they were first released in Australia! As I grew older I realized that one day I would have children who would listen to music that I would hate, like my father hated my music. But it turned out to be so much worse, all the music that I became embarrassed to admit I had liked became popular again!
i just wanna give this girl a hug. i love you soo much kris
Kris pleaaaaseeee, you can sing SO GOOD, AND WE NEED MORE OF THAT ITALIAN ACCENT TOOOO
OMG YESSSS, YOU HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING VOICE!!!!
She has a French accent?
@@joseesenecal14 lmao pretty sure she might be able to do one with her INSANELY AGILE VOCAL CORDS AND PRONOUNCIATION
And I meant the Italian lol 😂
@@avalanch3_amv oh hahah okay
Kris: You probably can't even get 5 girls to look in your general direction!
Me: Damn. No need to rub it in :(
@Thx ❤ czcams.com/video/2dbR2JZmlWo/video.html
XD
e
You know, that fan did not "Actually say" that thing she was offended by, Kriss just _expected_ that he would.
So, Kriss was being unfairly mean to him?
@@TheNoiseySpectator the 'him' is no one, therefore she was mean to no one..
There was no one specific, there are just people that see someone wearing a band shirt and say 'I bet they don't even know 5 songs from them' and its obnoxious.
That's what she was referring too. There is no real Garrett she was referring too, and the would be garretts got the message -which is why there is none. 😂
2:02 and 2:27, let’s just take a moment to notice how great of a singer kris is. ❤️ love you 🫶🏻❤️👏🏻🥹🤭
#teamketchup ❤ also when you were reading all the hi messages you low key sounded like Siri 😂❤
I felt attacked and it made me laugh when she said ur "wearing jeans jessica"! How'd u know I'm wearing jeans and my names Jessica 🤣🤣🤣 I could still run for my life in these tho lol
LMAO
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No u can't
@@quack0r280 great vids bro
Kris: we are going through dms. Also kris: ends up throwing her phone
@NotRickRollOfficial 👇 🅥 dude stop.
@Suddenly bot
For real life that is so not cool
One nerd to another, I always instinctively read Kallmekris like the name of a D&D character. Kal-MEH-kris.
I'm sure they're sending you lyrics to listen to you sing them. I can dig it, you have a good singing voice
Kris: "I don't like soggy fries"
Also Kris "I can't have dry fries"
Stop quoting the video
@@Omega-uj6qz ?
@@uRyL. they mean like, she said that, and they quoted it.
There is a balance in perfection and if they to soggy or dry they ain't cutting it (though I like my fries a little soggy and crispy)
@@fueledsoul3379 Agreed
"Do you consider bags to be the liquid form of boxes?"
Lol, I died at that part. I don't know why that was so funny.
No cause why the hell did she have an answer WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Plastic bags are made from oil.
@@RedLP5000S so basically yes, they are the liquid form of boxes
So what's the gas form of boxes 🤔
@@michaelidung9848 nets
the reason she has so meany follwers is because she makes people feel that they re special and important and she makes me feel that my life has meaning she is the best youtube. All my love Kris ❤
Love you vids and you are "mostly" the kindest thing lol the way you yeeted the phone though
The “Are you ok” DM could’ve been an Australian kid since ‘R U OK day’ was on Thursday last week in Australia and because of time zones it would’ve been Wednesday for Kris. R U OK day is to spread awareness of mental health problems for those of you wondering. This kid was lookin’ out for ya Kris
As an Aussie (I just moved to the USA) I had forgotten about this day- It does have great meaning to it they should do it in the USA as well and many other places.
@@nothinghere.819 wow I didn't know that existed 😲😯
@@anormalcheezit4468 Yeah its great! I got about 10 R U ok's and we did something for school
@@marleyrutherford1745 cool
@@marleyrutherford1745 I didn't do that
Kris throwing her phone on the concrete is a whole ✨mood✨
@Suddenly bruh
@NotRickRollOfficial 👇 🅥 STOPP
Almost broke the screen 😆
@@kallmekris damn mine gets one little yeet on the bed and it fully cracks
@@kallmekris lol
I never new that kris could sing so beautifully!!😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
I've got about 25 years on you, but your music tastes and pop culture references are very often ones I'd make/know. Who did you learn all the old people stuff from?
Of course, I also like even older people stuff... When I was a kid I went to a K-12 school when I was little. I learned a lot of even older stuff (Beatles, for instance) from the older kids who were little when they were still together.
Love your skits.
Kris: You know what Garett you prob couldn't even get 5 girls to look in your GENERAL direction so you frick you garett! Wow that escalated really quickly.
You never fail to make laugh, thank you :)
@Bruh Bruh Bro, just shut up. Thanks :)
@Bruh Bruh there is a reason you have less than like 1/10 of her subs
@Bruh Bruh bro whey are you tryin to start drama on like every person
Everyone @Bruh Bruh just wants attention
@Hannah Smith hey he does this on every popular channel he wants the attention just ignore the boy 🤣
“Your wearing jeans Jessica what are you gonna do?!?”
I’m wearing pj pants n a dream hoodie I’m good to go
You're such a good singer, you're voice is beautiful
i was watching ths vid, and i got so distracted that i forgot about my pancakes that were on the stove! ur awesome!
Kris, I Need you too say: "I Can Run faster with no wind resistance!" Because, Yes.
That's what windbreakers are for. :3
PLEASE 🥺😂🤣
Yes.
No Katrina needs to do it 👌😂
Im sorry, How did i get this many likes?
GUYS START SENDING DEEP SHOWER THOUGHTS TO HER TO CONFUSE HER. GOD THAT WOULD HILARIOUS
If you're waiting for the waiter. Aren't you the waiter? 🤔
@@ObitoUchiha-xw7rp If you clean the vacuum cleaner.Aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?
haha
@@ObitoUchiha-xw7rp was the orange first or the color orange..?
Everytime you Blink, someone dies🤔
hey,i just wanted to take the time to write this coment to hopefully make your day or night.ive been watching you since you started doing tiktok and youtube,and,you should be proud of yourself.youve come so far.im proud of you even though we dont know eachother. i just wanted you to know that,your doing great.dont listen to the haters,they are probs just jealous of your fame.keep up the good work kris.#frieswithmayo