Reading My INSANE DM's | CONFESSIONS
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- čas přidán 11. 08. 2023
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Some of these were questionable, but I'm glad some of you got some stuff off your chest, nobody's perfect. Love reading your DM's though! Thank you for all the kind words most of you send on a daily basis, and let me know down below what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
Appreciate you!
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LOVE YOUUU
I'd love to buy, but I'm broke 😅
I wish I could buy but I’m broke😭😭😭
I LOVE YOU KRIS LOVE YOU JESS hope the baby will be safee
I can’t wait 😊
IN THE INTRO CHAOS I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE😭😭😭 I think you have the most entrancing face🤌🏻💖
hii
YAAADSSSSSS
Thank you! Love you Kris ❤
Third
And I think u do xx 😊
“We have a pregnant woman filled with rage!” My favorite line of all her videos
Same here
Same
These confessions are seriously mindboggling and concerning
Ya, I can honestly say I would skip a meet up of Kris's fans. ;)
yes i agree like who get with a married women 😭 like i always say once a cheater always a cheater
Back in sixth grade when I couldn’t finish my homework on time I had the not so bright idea to EAT my homework so I can relate to the guy who eats paper
Very, VEEERRY TRUE
I'm 100% with Jess on the toilet paper one
The only right way
Same
"FOR FREE!" 😂🤣 Absolutely perfect timing ... that's sibling synchronicity for you.
We definitely need more Kris and Jess moments, please. 😊
Yo don't mind this I want to remember where I left off 10:28
Feet will be the new privet part
😂😂😂
I was looking at the comments and read that at the EXACT time they said it. Exactly.
Time stamp: 8:43
We need more Jessica!! She is so hilarious. She adds a piece to the puzzle
+1.!!!
Totally 🥰💜
Ya we do
Yep
Yesss
“I eat paper and swallow it”
2 seconds later: “BUT DOES SHE SWALLOW IT OR SPIT IT OUT?!
i eat paper😂😂
I do it too am I wierd??
@AtomicCitySlime
Oh hell nah😭
They just said “I eat paper and SWALLOW it.”
Video 4 of complimenting Kris like she does for us! -- Your hair is always on point! I can tell you always put effort into your videos, your looks and I can also tell your just an amazing human being overall 💞
I did NOT expect these confessions to be this wild 😭
Some were borderline shocking and concerning. And it sucks not being able to ask follow up questions because some really begged for more information.
@@assmane999 my confession was water compared to these lmao
Same 😂
Just attempted tho 😅
Especially the step-bro stuff bleh
Jessica has my support. Using the toilet paper multiple times saves toilet paper and is perfectly hygenic when done correctly, which she does. 👍
I second this!!😅❤
I used to put the used toilet paper back on the roll. No, no. Got too stinky.🤮🤮😇
@@lailalai9552,
___I afford my tertiary endorsement. She should double with Kris until she has her baby. Then she can show her baby (•if• that isn't too revealing).
Yep. Of course it all depends on just how messy things happen to be. Spicy food or anything like that? Yeah... probably not going to be able to fold and wipe again...
Agreed
I dont know how to DM but wanted to say. I have depression too and sometimes its horrible. You always make me smile and laugh. You are an amazing person. You are so strong but dont forget to give yourself a break too.❤ love you. ❤
The most relatable quote ever, “I was to poor for that sh!t 👍”
-Jay
10:42
Jess goes from “I don’t know if I can do it 😢” to “Eh- I‘ll figure it out 😎” REAL quick when considering punching Kris in the face. 😂😂😂
I want Jessica to get her revenge but I also don't want her to mess up Kris' beautiful face 😂
Okay, Jessica is an adorable pregnant bean!
How can Kris read this stuff and not laugh wheeze constantly ? That is talent.
I can’t even imagine what it would be like to have Kallmekris’s sister as a teacher, it would be so awesome
"Man, screw Mr. [Teacher]!"
OP at 11:55 : "And I took that personally"
Can we just acknowledge the fact that Kris took time out of her day to compliment us because she originally forgot! This woman is a legend, and SO funny, no-one can tell me any differently
Agreed. She is an amazing being for complimenting us after forgetting to do so in the intro. We need everyone to be like Kris. ❤
Yes!!
Yep yep
I’m not sure if you got my original message but I am was texting my partner very steamy, hot sex and coming to find out. I also was Sexting his father, his mother, very conservative people as well as his sister his sister‘s husband in Christ. It did not send a text to my three sons Jesus fucking Christ.
Please invite Jessica back. Seeing the two of you together bouncing energy and humor back and forth is awesome. Makes me wish my sister and I had a good relationship like that
I wished I had a sister, I'm an only child.
@@MIXNSTYLELAVENDER I've always wanted an older brother too. Someone who'll protect me, and stick up for me if ppl tried to pick on me at school. But if I did have an older brother, he'd prolly just torment me LoL, what we imagine is so much better than reality 😉 haha!
you don't want to know how its like to have siblings, it is like you wish you were the only child.
I’m an only child aswell, sometimes I want siblings and sometimes I don’t. It will be fun but think to all the fights and other things that will happen…. Oh well I still want a sibling 😂
@@rachaelgibson2330I have 2 younger brothers and 1 older and the youngest brother is the most protective ngl
KRIS AND JESSICA’S RULES FOR LIFE👩🏼👱🏻♀️😊
7:20 RELATIONSHIPS DON’T SURVIVE ON A LIE 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️🤥🤥🤥
8:40 IF IT’S NOT TRIPLE PLY I WOULD RATHER DIE❌❌❌🧻🧻🧻💀💀💀
9:56 DON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY👅👅👅🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️
14:37 LOSE THE FRIEND DON’T MURDER THEIR HAMSTER👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️🔪🔪🔪🐹🐹🐹
15:26 DON’T PUSH KIDS DOWN THE STAIRS📶🚼⬅️❌❌❌
18:24 JUST BE HONEST AND LIVE YOUR LIFE😇😇😇✅✅✅👍👍👍
LOVE YOU KRIS AND JESSICA
Don’t spoil😮😊
@@OkramYT_ Don’t read the comments before watching the video kiddo. If you do then that’s all on you
kris: all my viewers are seriel killers, me as a nine year old who poisioned someone because i didnt like them: ummmm..... totally not hehe
Ummm YOU DID WHAT?!
You did what 😨
I talked about cannibalism and bit people if they annoyed me, I can’t be talking
I love it when you get your siblings on for these. it always adds a fun element, like the synchronised "for FREE?!" or the toothbrush story. obviously with Jess in the same house it's easier to get her on camera, but Alissa and Jacob are always good guests too
Hey Kris, I suffer depression and your videos just bring me joy. Your humour, your smile, your energy, it just makes me happy. I love it when you collaborate like in this video. I just love your stuff and I’m so happy you can bring me joy.
Your sister is so sweet and nice, she has a nice thing to say about everybody and puts a nice spin on everything. All these people confessing such terrible things and she be like, well … it may have been for this reason or because of this and finding ways to redeem their souls 😂😂😂 she is a rare breed and must be protected!!loved and cherished at all costs by all
I feel like she would be the one that always applies ‘you never know what people have going on in their life’ when “situations with them happen”
I hope she comes back. Let her know I said she’s so speshhhaw (in my fake accent) hehe
i love seeing kris with her sibling the dynamic is always so fun and her siblings are funny too.
I couldn't agree more
FR I agree
Can we give Jay some love for what an amazing job he does and what an amazing person he is
Yesssss
Here here!
*_TO JAY!!!_*
😌🍻😎
Who is that? I'm new
@@mirofeya Kris' video editer :)
A note for KMK; Your videos also make me laugh and smile, no matter how I was feeling before viewing your channel. For example, I was very upset this one time ( I know nobody cares but my guy bsf called me ugly UNDER HIS BREATH so I couldn't hear him,) and could not stop myself from crying no matter what I tried so I went on CZcams and was looking up "videos to stop crying" ect, and then I refreshed because I was crying to the point where my eyes felt like water fountains. You came on my fyp so I pressed on this video and here I am, eyes are completely fine, laughing and smiling, feeling none of the sadness I felt before. I also appreciate how supportive you are, unlike some CZcamsrs, your very humble and very chill and don't brag. Also just the fact you don't give to flying friggs if your viewers are Asian, white, black, Hispanic, gay, bisexual, pansexual, acesexual, more like that. I just wanted to say, keep doing what your doing, never give up, you are amazing and have a purpose in this world, that is to be yourself,live your life, and support yourself and others.
EDIT: I also love how you compliment your viewers every intro.
PETITION TO MAKE A JESSICA & CHRIS CHAOS CHANNEL HERE!
You guys are actually the BEST duo. You guys are so chaotic and funny. I really would like it if you would make a channel like that cuz I'm currently typing this trying to breathe air from laughing. Y'all match the same humor and wierd voices.. JUST COLLAB AGAIN PLSSS! 🙏❤
Kris’s ability to keep a straight face while reading those DM’s is truly an art. I can’t get enough of her infectious laughter. Nice to see Jessica in this video. Keep slaying the comedy game, you are an absolute legend!
Love the videos with your family as guests. Sisters, brother and mom guest spots are always extra fun. Awkward moments, emotional damage, revealing hidden truths and working through childhood trauma in front of a live studio audience. All of them are "Grab the popcorn. This oughta be good" episodes.
I don't know, but this video was boring. And I hardly know why.
Absofragginlutely!
I confronted a group of older kids when I was about 11 because they were making fun of my adult uncle because he is a quadriplegic( meaning he is severely disabled and unable to use his limbs, he has been in a wheelchair since he was 17). I was and still am severely overprotective of him because he is my best friend.
Please do this more often! You guys play off each other so well and were the perfect combo for the subject matter. Easily my favorite video of yours so far.
we gotta compliment Jay for that amazing editing on the movie prelude. the slicing from two movies and the title name was awesome. thank you, jay, for all the awesome editing, time, and love you put in these videos!
Seriously this guy has great chops. Always slick with a pun, great with references for people like me who don't pop culture 😂
Yes. Jay. His editing is amazing, I don’t think Kris could find a better editor
@@StarlightSailor243 aaaand kris hearted it 🤭😆
I like how kris takes the time in her day to complement us even if she forgets she’ll find a way to give us a compliment ❤❤❤
Thank you for this video, or all of your videos, I was having a really bad day and was crying and i put on your videos and you always seem to make me laugh and smile, so thank you! 💜
just started watching the other day and love the vids!
Kris's and her sister's personality matches so well, LOVE their relationship.
Kris and Jess are the physical manifestations of the two sides of my brain. Kris is my intrusive thoughts that are more curious about some of these unless judgy or concerned. While Jess represents my innocence and remaining faith in humanity. I am concerned but deeply invested.
Seriously! Like at 9:27 my brain was in Kris mode! Cancel step keep the bro
@@abplbv2990 I did a whole "hold up, something ain't right" moment
That’s what I’m saying
your duo is absolutely amazing!!
I LOVE JESSICA'S NAILS
Fun fact, marrying your step siblings is legal because there's no blood relation😂😂 if they grew up together (like me and my step brothers did) that's still ridiculously disturbing. I adore you Kris. This video is hilarious and you and Jessica are so gorgeous ❤
2 of my cousins were getting it on. When my cousin’s uncle found out, he got so upset he banished him from talking to her. She, my other cousin, flew back to Australia and we haven’t seen her since. She updates every so often with emails and pics of her two kids she has with her boyfriend.
@@ireallyreallyhategoogleif they have a parent in common they aren't step siblings, they're half siblings.
Oh, i don't think we have that distinction in french.@@kathrynrutherford1419
@@ireallyreallyhategooglethat would be half siblings.
It's not illegal to marry your siblings
The way everyone floods to see Kris’s videos is amazing. It shows how great you are Kris!
Fr!!!
Love you 2 so much! ❤😂❤
You are both absolutely gorgeous 😍 I love your sense of humor Kris! And love seeing Jessica too!
Kris, I’m just gonna say it right now. You are loved by a lot of people and so is your family. We all appreciate the fact that you put so much effort into making videos. Also, Jay is an amazing editor and he deserves an Oscar, a Grammy, and a noble peace prize. Have a good day/night/afternoon ❤
I second those sentiments!
I third
Who else feels so much better when Kris complicates us? ❤
Edit: I spelled complements wrong… 😭😭😭
Edit: I GIVE UP!! IM USING THE AUDIO THING! *Compliments
Me!
Y e s
Yeah
Me!
Yea
The tea is strong with this one.
3:16
Who here has ever set fire to a kitchen?
🙋
Yep. Multiple times.
I love these videos so much! ❤❤❤
As an only child its always fun to watch siblings interact. So definitely have more siblings around.
I'm a lonely only child 😢
@@GenXfrom75 'offered hugs'
So true
@@hpcriticall8108 🥰 aww I appreciate that 💞
**ahem** how about no?
Honestly, Kris is always so energetic and kind for us it's like having an actual friend talking to you. Not for views or likes but for general just- kindness and I love her for that ❤ thanks Kris.
YES! More Jessica!! She seems so sweet, And Funny. And she has a beautiful smile, And a cute grin to boot!
Love your vids Kallmekris...!!
They Always bring a smile to my face. And there just isn't a lot of that going around these days...
Thank you!!
Absolutely love Jessica! Love this channel!
17:00 That Tyrion style "I didn't do it but I wish I had" rage rant though! :D
Holy moly, this episode has me in stitches. These sisters rock. (Health and happiness to the baby and family, Jessica!)
💯 I definitely want more of this-- either new ones or ones where Kris and Jess get answers to their follow up questions😂
i almost blew up my microwave trying to follow a 5 minute crafts tutorial
Confessions and life lessons with Kris & Jess. Little late to the party but this video had me ROTFLMAO.
Always love a Kris and Jess combo! I feel like we need a part 2 to answer all the follow up questions.
My parents probably think I’m crazy for laughing for 30 minutes straight 😂🤣
The video is 20 minutes long so it must've been good if you were laughing for an extra 10 minutes afterwards 😂🤘🏻
Billie !!!!!
THATS WHAT I DO IN CLASS. I mean, i dont watch the vids, I just laugh for no reason but STILL
@@totallynight7972SAME HERE! The kid sitting across from me in social studies will say something mildly funny and I’ll be dying of laughter and everyone’s like “what-?”
I like seeing Jessica! She's funny and having a good time out here like the rest of us!
“For free??” Got me rolling in the ground especially that they said it at the same time. ❤❤❤
I definitely want to see more of you and Jess doing more confessions, hopefully some with more context!
Can we please appreciate kris for how much effort she puts in her intros to make us happy and joyful?
Please do another one!!! This made my day when I was binging videos XD
More episodes with both of you and your brother! The three of you are a chaos tornado and I love it!
Looking forward to seeing more Insane DM's Confessions with Kris and Jessica! You were both hilarious. 🤣🤣
Yh me too😂 And they were awesome
Where do you type these!?
im just now noticing but yalls eyes r hypnotic
11:30 I’ll be eagerly be awaiting this movie 🍿
Also: this entire video was a whole vibe. You both have great energy match ❤ 👯
Holy crap, some of these confessions are freaking wild! I would love to see your sister around more often, if she's comfortable with it! Awesome video as always!
Yes! Jess is back. You two are magic together! Do this again with Jess. Loved every second of it. Little disturbed by some of those confessions but you two made them funny.
I wish Jess had her own CZcams channel!! I'd love to watch her! But yeah we wanna see more of Jess please??!
Thank you. You and your team always make me smile. Shout out to your editor.
Pete is officially Kris' final boss. 🤣
And about the compliments, I already thought you forgot, don't worry it happens. :) 💛
This went from zero to TMI in absolutely no time. quality entertainment right there.
love having jess with u we need more of her!!
The, "Uh oh....." from Jess after Kris said 'Step-bro' killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:15 they really said “Pikachu I choose you”
“FOR FREE?!?”
Kris: 😮😆😃😝🤭😀
Jessica: 😮😃
Loved both of your reactions though 💜
Edit: Hope Kevin gets better soon 💜 💜
KRIS YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING!
8:13 I'm happy to hear that I'm not the only one who dose that!
Did Kris just drop her own confession about Dr. Mike 😂
Omg I was scrolling comments to see if someone mentioned this!
Lol I was trying to see if anyone noticed💀
Thank you!! Yess! I was looking for a confirmation comment too 😂😂 she totally did! 15:48 and 18:34 👀 that's definitely about Dr. Mike right?
Im glad im not the only one who thought this 😂
16:56 i love how she is just coming up with this whole ass fictional story and getting into it like it really happend that way 😂
The synchronized “FOR FREE” killed me 😂😂😂
I love it when Kris and Jessica make videos together
8:43 this is my exact reaction when I jinx someone 😂
Same lol
Same😂😂
I would die without you’re amazing videos❤
Kris may have forgot to compliment us but that gives us the opportunity to compliment her!
Kris your hair is always on point
And your makeup is always beautiful!
You are the most funniest and beautiful person on earth that I’ve seen.
11:15 I thought I got an ad- TF?!! 👁️👄👁️
i got an add in the middle of what I thought was an add 😭
@@1D.Larry.pjo.solangelo LMFAO- I’m so sorry 💀
What a great comedy duo! Jess needs her own channel, y'all are both mad talented.
I fold and fold and use again too. Jessica you are not alone
On the part about cutting out the step, brother. Insert Joe dirt scene, " I'm your sister! I'm your sister!" ROFWL
I love that they made a whole movie trailer just out of the confession about meeting their fiancé at their ex-husband’s dad’s funeral 😂
The last confession was basically the storyline of the kissing booth lol! Also I loved Jessica being in the video with you. I would love both of you to read more confessions together because this video is hilarious! 😂❤
we share a brain cell dude, i so love you for saying that!!🤣🤣🤣
You are my favourite youtuber ever!! I watch all your videos 3 times... ❤❤
"Kids fall innocently" -Kris
Me when I was 7 being literally LIFTED OFF THE GROUND AND PUSHED DOWN 14 STEPS by my enemy : 💀(I'm still proud I didn't cry 😏)
I’m proud of you to 👍
9:03 this gives me serious wattpad vibes
Omg fr tho
Omg yeah
I love how Kris always makes sure to compliment us :) We all love you and thank you for everything ❤
@@Pyler....done
OMG! I love Kris videos, but Kris and Jess together is....everything! 💙
I do the exact same thing Jessica does! It is so much more efficient, I like her even more! You guys are great in vids together!
You two are so hilarious together. Definitely should do more of these.
14:37
Right after this quote I got a ad that said “As a vet,I know you want the best care for your pets….”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell me that’s not the perfect timing 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Edit: I’m not even joking 18 likes is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment so thank you so much to all of you gorgeous people who liked ❤️