Are Those Real? | House M.D.
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- Patient comes to House with a problem which raised the question of self beauty affecting somones self identity.
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Season 1 Episode 7 "Fidelity"
After returning from jogging with his best friend, Ed is uncharacteristically abused by his bedridden wife, Elise. House concludes that she either has Rabbit Fever from cooking rabbits or African Sleeping Sickness, which must have been sexually transmitted since neither of them has been to Africa. They both strongly deny having an affair so House starts treatment for Rabbit Fever. When this fails he successfully treats her for Sleeping Sickness. She confesses to an affair with her husband's best friend, causing her husband to leave her.
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''I'd like to consult my colleague.''
House is such a good friend.
😂
"Hey bro, you gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks"
"I figured he would enjoy them more than a sweater."
"That's so sweet."
Those lines never fail to crack me up!
That is best scene in House.
@Roronoa Zoro Eh, I prefer them natural, regardless of the size. While I do prefer large to small all else being equal, I prefer small-and-natural to large-and-fake. In significant part because, during sexy times, texture and feel is even more important than appearance, to me. Based on texture when squeezed, I've always been able to tell when they're fake, and I honestly don't like the sensation of it. I especially don't want to be reminded that a girl was that insecure/lacked that much self-confidence in her body in the middle of sexy times with her. So, if I was with a girl with a smaller chest, I'd honestly rather she give me the sweater. Or better yet, that she know me well enough to come up with a present I'd actually like/enjoy.
@@SyntheticDivineHear, hear!!! 👍😄
@@SyntheticDivine gf with smol booby is still a qt to me
@Roronoa Zoro which was the issue with her husband. He didn't wanna sleep with her so he was dosing her to kill her sex drive which was causing her symptoms
It never occurred to me before, but the fact that House - a doctor, a genius, and a notorious womanizer - had to ask "Are those real?"... that's a serious compliment to the plastic surgeon who did the work.
They were in a bra. That makes it much harder to tell...
I’ve always assumed the line to be ironic: it was obvious to him they were fake. He was being sarcastic.
They look real to me!
Womanizer? don't know if I'd call him that. he was only really with one or two in the show and like...actively avoided people throwing themselves at him plenty of times.
@@drdotter ikr. For someone who has bigger real, I could spot nothing wrong.
"It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?" killed me :D
Not the only thing that increases exponentially, but that's just me.
@@nelzelpher2088 i see what you did there
Very tricky case!
@Roy G Biv 🤣🤣
XD perfect upvote ratio
The fact that House calls Wilson over never fails to kill me
That's how you know they're true friends.
sHaRe HoEs WiTh YoUr BrOs
Same. You'd think he'd call the former plastic surgeon lol.
When House told the patient that his colleague was 'an expert', I thought he was going to call Taub.
@@user-ty5di3ku6o This is from Season 1, but Taub didn't appear in the series until Season 4.
Btw, total bro move calling wilson
emma catarino more like a pro move
@@EzraDair no
@@EzraDair don't screw it
emma catarino LOOOL
@@iavh7868 Yes
"Hey are those real? Let me call my buddy!"
*House was fired one month later and faces a 3.6 million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit, the hospital is also sued*
When keeping it real goes wrong
House has dealt with lawsuiters in another episode. Spoilers - didn't end well.
@@0ceanicify Let's hope House retired before 2018+, even he could not survive twitter
@@0ceanicifyEnded bad for them. Not to house
Seriously? You think they can take on House? He can tell them she has gonorrhea or something, defame her, etc. Rule number one, never mess with House.
I love how chill Cuddy is about House's shenanigans, she knew how to truly manage him.
She knew what he was like before she hired him. She was prepared to take the bad with the brilliant.
managing the 3.6million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit against him and the hospital 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was in the script.
Right? Only on tv
This is probably the nicest House has ever been to a patient
His brain stops working around hot women
I can think of two good reasons why
Which is precisely why women get fake cans and exactly the point he makes to Wilson.
Well she gave straight answers to him and didn't try to play doctor in the place of doctor,she just answered what she was asked in honesty.
@@alextator9015 half this video is spent on house explaining how what she said was a lie.
Yes Cuddy, that requires 2 department heads
damnn right buddy.
1 per boob I guess
It requires some other type of head...
Lol
Krav thatMs the joke, man. You missed it
Not all heroes wear capes.
One in particular, uses a walking cane.
Matt Murdock and Donald Blake also use a walking cane... Wilson Fisk also, although he's not a hero as such :)
House and Wilson's chemistry is what kept that show going for as long as it did. Add Cuddy to the mix and it stopped being about medicine well before the show ended.
House and Wilson- Exactly what bros for life should be.
Technically, they are at the end of the series.
Them and Shawn & Gus.
@@elizabethescalante7866 : Shawn and Gus definitely counts. They are since childhood.
@@hawkeye5955 that fking ending tho... ;~;
Bromance
Season 1 Wilson looked so young. He aged the most in these 8 years
and house looks exactly the same😄only the hair changed, if you noticed, house's hair changed every season, the best hair cut is in season 5 7 8.. my God im obsessed😩
That's what happens when you get cancer
@@Nizamm1 I personally find the post jail, long flowing hair the best.
@@wessltov Cancer and House
Yeah being houses friend will do that to you
"Wilson's got a girlfriend"
Always brings a smile to my face lol.
"Au naturel, baby. Swing low sweet chariots. That's how I like them."
- Creed Bratton.
House would’ve loved Creed and made Michael commit suicide in 2 days
“I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.”
-- Meredith Palmer
Sheesh! Somebody on House could pick 'em. Remember the patient House got when he bet Cuddy for every patient he could treat without touching them? Another stunner (Season 3, ep. 12)
You forgot the girl who had the 'miracle baby' that house covered cheating for, the nun chase banged, the choking dominatrix, the girl who was raped and got house to open up, the breast exam patient when wilson did speed, and cuddy. All 10s. Literal 10s. The nun was probably the hottest woman I'd ever seen, and the rape victim and breast exam girls were damn close.
@@YourFinalMoments And the girl who dates the guy who thought he was knight (13 tried to hook them up), and the one who dated the child prodigy genius who had given up on it as an adult, the female assistant to the female executive that got "pretty leprosy," the girl who dates the artist that starts painting things in a distorted manner.... The rape victim girl was definitely a stand out, although she kind of over acted.
@@YourFinalMoments the rape victim was played by Katheryn Winnick.
@Qwerty Bastard No judgments from me man.
@@YourFinalMoments "Literal 10s"
You really need to get out more
Two department heads, one for each.
yooo lol
Duh. Does she not know this lol.
"You're ordering tests to cover your lechery? Interesting."
the writers of this show were absolutely, positively, ridiculously, insanely brilliant
As far as the drama yeah, but as far as how hospitals work and a doctors workload, they are completely off
@@simonhowell4486 Come on is entraitenment, it's obvius that in real life is different
"If a tree pretends to fall in the forest..." Wilson has some great throwaway quips
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_a_tree_falls_in_a_forest
@@junesilvermanb2979 r/whooosh
@@junesilvermanb2979
What?
"You love everybody. That's your pathology." Underrated line.
Probably lupus
I'm sobbing😂
Its never lupus
Unicornsz Rulesz but it is however where the secret stash is
@@karina6236 it was actually Lupus twice.
Its never lupus!
I never realized that House sounded like Heath Ledger's Joker.
true dat
Wanna know how I got these leg scars....?
Its very Chicagoan.
I don't hear it, but ok.
They’re both nasally non-Americans doing American accents.
Calls in Wilson for that. Can't say he's not a friend. What a bro.
I'm no expert, but those actually look pretty natural IMO, and nice, props to the actress.
We should make this thread a priority and discuss this matter in detail.
it's hard to tell without taking the bra off,
I am working on a project for detecting sexual actions and body features, detection fake and natural breasts with the bra on is hard (we don't even train any model with the bra on)
Clementine Ford
From the little visual experience I've had, girls with implants have their breasts looking like bubbles about to pop, their skin also looks really white as I guess it's stretched around the implant, this actress' breasts and skin both look pretty relaxed in shape and color, hence where I assume they're real, but I'm also aware that there's plastic surgeons out there who are really good at making enhanced breasts look natural.
@@610Hobbies, I'm admittedly speaking from just as little experience with the 'enhanced', but wouldn't those be from cheap surgeons who don't know or care enough to keep them looking as 'natural' as possible?
*House Channel:* Season 8, Final Chapter
*Also House Channel:* Ok return to the beggining
We'll never have a show as brilliant and sophisticated as House MD ever.
That's a cap!
In its genre yes House is great ,but is not the best show ever.
@@muhib443 what would you consider the best show ever in your opinion? house M.D would def be in my top 3
@@ItzNeverLupus dark
@@ItzNeverLupus breaking bad, the boys are definitely up there too.
House's expression when she said she exercises 8 hrs a day was hilarious
Imagine his reaction if she had said: "why yes, they ARE real" LOL
How about: " How DARE you speak that way to me! I want a REAL doctor in here, NOW!"
"And they're spectacular!"
Andrew Velonis my doctor always compliments my balls, I see no problem
@@moppitukka3253 "Nice Balls, a little too saggy but overall good form, 7/10"
Here is your sign “But why are you in my bedroom?”
0:52 that's so sweet and so cozy
0:37 Houses giggety moment.
Everytime I feel like I've seen EVERY episode...a clip gets uploaded that I don't recall. And I think I would have recalled those, uh...this.
That “Good Lord “ killed me 😂😂
Lmao I love how sincere house sounds when he says that’s nice of her
Had to drop in and pay homage to the channel that got me into House. I just finished watching the series finale. This CZcams channel does great things and I think I’m gonna stick around for those sweet, sweet feels. I’m a little sad the finale didn’t end with “You don’t always get what you want” or even have Cuddy in it.
I love how startled he is it kills me
Are we sure it's not lupus?
It's never lupus.
@@Sal_Sal27 It was lupus twice.
@@brucewillixaspirinix9652 i feel like every episode the mention lupus, sarcoidosis, and amylidosis
Maybe we should do a thorough examination to be sure?....
'She's probably anemic', which for practical effect means she's got terminal cancer.
They are real and they are spectacular. Oops, wrong show.
@@catalinbraescu3343 FBI needs to take a closer look to your browser history
Wally Spencer im on it
You should have capitalized "SPECTACULAR"
It's called hentai and it's ar- wait still the wrong show
@@Multi-Waves_Sketchbook That's "The Office" if I remember correctly.
SO. That’s what’s breasts look like.... i love that line and the fact that him and house are cool like that, and that Wilson will come over for a consult lol
Oh mclaren you fine young man
That’s actually a damn thoughtful gift.
LOL! About 2 months ago I finished re watching the entire 8 seasons. Yet, I find myself watching these clips and laughing.
So what caused it? Knowing house a bit its not just a cold...
Where did you watch it? Is it on Netflix?
@@alexanderle3936 Amazon Prime UK
@@alexanderle3936 no its on amazon prime
is cameron in every of the 8 season
????
2:03 I love these moments between house and wilson
One of the greatest shows ever made!
not one of the greatest, its THE best
House remembers that Wilson wears the same 5 ties, the order in which he wears them, and that Wilsons wife hates the colour green. How endearing 😍
This show is brilliant. I watched all the episodes 10 or more years ago. Guess that it's time to rewatch it. :D
did you manage to rewatch them all mate? Let me guess 'life' got in the way?
@@123MondayTuesday not yet. Between a job, a family and constant learning (I work in IT), I haven't been able to match the amount of binge watching I used to do, but I am slowly getting there. ;)
man i need to rewatch this series! House never fails to amuse though i do love the episode where Wilson got him back by cutting into his cane so that it broke when he leaned on it!
I was literally just searching for this video a week ago. Hilarious that this actually gets posted only a few days later!
The way he goes "good lord" is absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Totally agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL at the quick, guilty glance the two of them share at 2:09 as Cuddy hilariously points out they are two department heads.
I like how he was "busted" by Cutty. She always stays abreast of what's going on.
She's not standing for their titillation. Not that I'm knocking her for it.
I'm sure they will bounce back, after all they got some nice pillows to land on.
All three of you - well done.
@@jontraz5993 Thank you. *Bows*
House always listened to cupdy due to 2 reasons
"Wilson has got a girlfriend..."
I’m tearing up after seeing those bottles drop and hearing that music. Man I love watching that show.
House: "Wilson's got a girlfriend~" 😂😂😂
House has the ability to take the most seemingly mundane, trivial thing about a person, like a tie, and compile a pretty in depth psychological profile on them. He often knows people better than they know themselves and brashly says the silent part out loud. This makes liking him difficult, but you can't deny his brilliance as a gifted doctor.
I'm *Obvious Comment Guy* , forever stating the obvious.
Odd what is the part you think makes liking him difficult its the part that makes him so interesting. The thing I find oddest about this show is the fact that Hugh Laurie is british and has a very strong accent. It was one of the best written shows on television ever.
Hes based off the original Sherlock Holmes, drug addiction and personality quirks included. O.o
A moment to appreciate a user who is the *Obvious Comment Guy*
You can tell this is an earlier episode. Too nice and polite.
Wilson looks like he could be Nightwing’s father from Titans
I wish this show never ended 🥺
'Just lemme call down my buddy, he's an expert in shortness of breath'
Rick - Pawn Stars
Clementine Shepherd Ford: ... you're welcome.
The 'good Lord!!' always gets me!🤣
Girl: Do they look real?
House: Do I look like a real doctor
I wish streaming apps would have this old quality version, something aesthetically better than the HD update
Amazon prime does have
@@hemantchattar2046 for real?
@@poojith6549 yeah
Welt I'm gonna rewatch every episode of house its seems like a life time ago I watched house
I about died from laughter twice watching this
"Are those real?"
"Wilson's got a girlfriend"
_"Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie"
Good House quote
I always forget that Wilson was a serial philanderer, a counter-flaw he has that House lacks.
Also, how did Cuddy find out so fast? She wanted to see too.
DarkStar Given that its House, she probably kept an eye on most of the things he did. Not a bad idea.
Idk but 13 would want to see as well.
Every 15 days this video pops up in my recommendation and I watch happily.
One of the best tv show of all time. The climax shot of the series finale was so perfect. Both of them were together till the end and for me till the end of time.
Glad they showed instead of just teasing us.
To be fair, as an oncologist and surgeon, Wilson is probably quite familiar with breast augmentation (though more in the "cosmetically disguising a mastectomy" sense than the "improving what you've got" sense), and thus would be a valid doctor to consult on potential complications.
Of course, we all know that's not why House called him over.
I've never watched this show but clips started randomly popping up on my feed and now I'm convinced I need to give it a go
Nobody
House: Hey yo come and loka tis.
H: Wilson’s got a girlfriend
W: Stop, stop
How can you not love these two? 😂
Such a good show! What a scene, cracks me up!
I really wish they’d done an episode where they mix up between the different “generations” of doctors, so for example, House-Cameron-Taub/Wilson-Foreman-Thirteen/Cuddy-Chase-Kutner, treating 3 separate cases.
Hugh Laurie and Michael Cera would be perfect for live action Rick and Morty
Except michael cera isnt funny
@@michaelvincent7115 we can debate whether Michael cera is funny or not all day but the point still stands he'd be a good Morty
Edit: it only just occurred to me that I should mention I think Michael Cera is funny personally
morty isn't funny either. perfect casting
SOAB im in
Live action? That's good for toy franchises movies, not to remake cartoons. It's been done before and it' always sucked
" I dont know, if a tree pretends to fall in the woods ... "
Yay they updlouded again i miss these vids
Oh how much I miss this show ;(
Why is House in my recommendations again ? Last time this happened, I binged all episodes !!
I've fallen into the trap!
It's a cycle...soon enough I'll be watching the ending scene on the motorcycle and the several punches House took.
Love that you are still uploading
Love this show so much!
Great acting, interesting characters, and snappy dialougue ...... How did I ever not watch this show?
These videos are getting far too short. I demand MORE.
They can put entire episodes on here, not a soul would complain!
My Dad was an emergency room doctor for 35-years and would always say House wouldn't last in an actual hospital for four minutes.
The question is: How long would your dad last as the lead of a prime time network TV show?
Oh for sure. He’s a sort of superhero-like character. He’s like most detectives in detective-consult shows. Would Sherlock ever really be allowed as a consult? Probably not, but it’s fun!
I think it's well established halfway through the show that no other hospital in-universe wants House, and the only reason Cuddy hired him is because she has the hots for him.
So you think Hugh Laurie just memorised the medical script for nothing
Bo hooo
@@luislara8474 "Well established?" When?
So I’m down a House rabbit hole again 😂
Might be time to watch from the first season again...
I was in my early to mid twenties when I watched this show. I'm now 39 and everyone on it looks so young
Ah yes. We have a term for that nowadays, Dr. House.
It's *"T H I C C"*
Jellal found the one house clip with boobs in it lol
Man of culture and lack of stache
The problem I have with House and please bear in mind I really like Hugh Laurie is that all the stories are all variations on a theme. A patient arrives with baffling symptoms House and his team argue for a bit and try three or four unsuccessful treatments before arguing a bit more and then House has a epiphany and cures the patient. The End
That's a valid complaint as a modern viewer but it isn't a fault in how the show was made. It was intended to be that way; back then, episodic shows were the norm. Since HBO single-handedly curated a whole new form of TV show (the series-long or season-long story arcs) it's hard to imagine anything else now, but this self-contained format was exactly what they wanted to make. They did very well in syndication, where episodes would be replayed endlessly on cable and people would catch random episodes. Catching a random episode of something like Game of Thrones or True Detective is deeply unsatisfying - you've got to watch the whole season start to finish, ideally.
Yup. Get it wrong, get it wrong, get it wrong, then almost kill the patient with the wrong treatment, get it wrong again, then get it right. But it provides a vehicle for the drama and the characters' stories.
Every episode, every series. How did it last so long?
@@boiledelephant that's very astute and true. Most television series follow formulas that resolve in their forty five minute time slots, with the occasional cliff hanger. I for one, prefer that type of writing, as I have no interest in commiting myself to a longer story line. I had watched the first season of Lost when it first came out and got annoyed as heck that I had waited and waited and got no resolution. I only watched on season.
I never even bothered with any of those longer form shows. I guess I'm the microwave oven user of the television world. 😆
@@boiledelephant Actually, Peyton Place is know as the first. There is also Dr Who. Though, I agree, HBO changed tv in modern times.
thats friendship goals
Ah. And now I remember how much I miss this show.
This is the most unrealistic reaction to having a doctor say "good lord!" when he sees your breasts
Wilson loving everybody being his pathology is something you could discuss with almost anyone for hours
I watched this show every single week it was awesome!!
"Very tricky case." 🤣🤣
The best thing about this is that they are actually real.
SOmetimes people get that natural 20 on the genetic dice roll.
Anybody else take a deep breathe when he told her to take one??? Lol
Thankfully House brought us in for a consult.
Do they look real?
As a matter of fact they do look real, darling.
Thats because they probably are
@@RobertRedway The definitely are. That's Clementine Ford, Cybill Shepherd's daughter. At that age (the episode was filmed when Clementine was 26) mom too had a rock solid rack. Like mother, like daughter.
@@Miketheratguy They actually are real, and definitely don't look fake at all.
Calling Wilson? Total bro move