I Have 100+ Scars On My Body!
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2024
- In this episode of Bro Labs, I Count Every Single Scar I Can Find On My Body! After years of pain and 100s of People Asking! I thought it was about time I show you the true impact of being a human punching bag. Sadly CZcams doesn't approve of this experiment but sometimes that's the price I must pay for my hard hitting science.
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This video was filmed over a month ago so it's safe to assume I have 10+ more scars on my body. I wonder what I'll be at in another 10 years from now?
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The ultimate data collection
Bro I love your channel I discovered it in April now I'm addicted to ur vids
The Ultimate Data Video lol
@@CroissantCreatesfr though
Crazy stuff mate. I counted my scars after seeing this. I found just 50+ from life to date, probably about 20+ that can't see any more.
the dad lore is going to be insane
Bold of you to assume he still has viable sperm 😂
“How’d you get your scars dad?”
“CZcams”
Surprisingly still fertile
@@americangamer1632 educated guess
lol that kid boutta have that one dad
see you guys in a month when Ill come back to check if Houston is still alive
I'll always be alive. Probably...
@@HoustonJonesdefinitely. Maybe.
@HoustonJones I think you've proven that you simply can't been unalived due to how different you are than the average human being.
🇺🇸 *TRUMP 2024* 🇺🇸
Gfym with that shit @@MikeYork-bn1mt
You should be a part-time "subject" in dermatology classes. Those students are going to know more about scars than anybody else in any medical field.
See?! You're providing data for healthcare students!
Good content idea if they let him film
Heck, I'd LOVE to see H-Bones get a check-up sort of thing.
There is a teeny tiny problem with that, this ain't your average Male lmao😂 he wild AF
Houston: Gets shot with a can cannon
also Houston: Is that sharpie non-toxic?
Lol
gotta make sure that he doesn't get hurt :)
Actually poisioning is more dangerous and worse than blunt force. Why do you think he never tried Window cleaner but instead getting shot by a can canon
Heck, 75% of my body is scar tissue/skin grafts from severe burns. You've got a ways to go 😂.
does that count as one big scar haha :)
@@JayDizz92 I think it does 😂
right there with you, mine happened when i was 4.Added many more to it since it happened.
@@JayDizz92 Yeah thats more a few big scars, nice try bucko!
More power tou you dude! Glad you're still with us even though the world is horrible right now
This guy is unironically an athlete, he could probably live with tribes in the Amazon and fit right in with no scratches from the bush.
You obviously don't know his MMA background, including as an instructor in different martial disciplines, but he's humble enough not to correct you, and even liking your message. Houston you're a gentleman...who likes to get beat up and filmed, but a gentleman anyway ;)
@@SociopatheAssumeHe said he is an athlete, what is there to correct? You are what I like to call a “Pick me.” Bringing down others on the behalf of another man, in hopes to get noticed. Embarrassing.
@@sofaded8he's also what I like to call a "prick" someone who corrects someone when they're right.
@@SociopatheAssume oo scary alphamale right here
@@SociopatheAssume like how you admitted you need humbling
I work for a tree company and usually use an industrial chipper to chip the branches and logs. My arms look like a group of emo kids tied me down and tried to convert me.
Certified wood chipper moment
😂
I don’t think you just get cuts by a wood chipper. I think it either gets you or it doesn’t.
@@crazysunshynethats not what be means, the limps and branches jump around when you put it into the entrance of the wood chipper and whips you
LMFAO! That's a great comparison! XD.
Bro is a walking hieroglyphics
💀
Appreciate him while we have him! I have a feeling he will do this longer than you expect but there will be a day when he doesn't want himself broken by the time hes old. Thank you Houston for the fun vids! To your longevity! Appreciate you and the gang!
Impressive data collection!
It's in this type of video that I most envy Huston's recovery.
If I bleed, no matter how little it is, I have at least a month of recovery and a few years with scars (as long as everything goes well)
That sounds like you need more vitamins and nutrients. e.g. vitamin D from sunlight helps restoring skin.
What are you vegan? Sounds like low collagen protein intake and iron
@@briangalloway3684 nah, but I have some pretty severe dermography
And base on what you saying your probably need to low your sugar and maybe your sugar is to high then normal and that’s why it’s take time to heal, start drink mineral water not a sugary water also it’s would definitely help your kidneys to reduce some works for cleaning process as such sugar and etc, sorry my English is not good enough 😂😅
As someone with Ehlers-danlos who gets a scar from literally just a scratch, I applaud you for the amount of scars you've collected.
That’s a lot Houston!
Houston keep pushing man much love from Canada 🇨🇦 stay strong 💪🏻 keep grinding and being awesome
Houston the strongest man alive you are an absolute legend! CZcams can’t deny the impact you’ve made on your community. Good work and keep doing what you are doing. You’re the best actor I know sometimes I think you actually feel pain.
I didn’t expect Houston to love my comment I appreciate that 👍🏻!
I love you man thanks for uploading videos that I smile and laugh it. It’s increasingly hard for me to find joy every day but I can always count on you and love when you upload
What an incredible specimen.
Hey houston your channel, your content is very awesome, and has helped me leeway away from stress and pain of loss of a loved one, and has been a entertaining channel you have, and I wanted to thank you for being a crazy yet fun guy to watch, and wish you a wonderful day! god bless you!
Ive realized ive had a typo and corrected it, thank you for hearting HJ, your a awesome dude!
As someone who's insecure about recently acquired scars and a big fan of your channel, I really want to thank you for this video.
The most impressive part is how Houston remembers where basically every single scar came from. I'd be losing track by now
You are truly the real superman. Your videos are amazing. Thank you for everything you endure.
Grateful for your sacrifices Houston love your content🫶🏼
Howdy Houston thank you for your hard work
Next video "I tattoo all the x's on my body" and mark gets to operate it 😂
Houston has trained his body to heal faster than the average human.
great video idea and a well deserved break for Houston from getting injured!
youre truely a legend man, there is NOTHING stopping you from doing what you want, its amazing!
Bro really did the endurance build.
Those must have hurt
Houston is the only channel I give a thumbs up too. He risks his life “literally”
I love your content so much Houston 😊
Counted mine - or rather my wife did. I have 98 scars - and that's without making videos 😀I did however play American football, skate, climb lots of trees and generally just got scratched from playing a lot in nature as a kid, used knives a lot - which resulted in a fair amount of cuts, flipped my bike a few times, crashed a car pretty badly, and have 6 operational scars from getting "repaired" + one of them if from having my appendix removed.
... So yeah - kinda surprised that you only have 110 m8 - seeing how you seem actively out to get them - and I never was 😀My mother might disagree with that last part though! One time a nurse told her to remember to stamp the discount card on our way out from the hospital - because she saw us that often in the emergency room 😀My mom found it so funny that it's become one of her favorite stories to tell 😀
Sounds like you've had lots fun 😂 at least you've been living 😊
Under 1 hour gang
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11min
16 min
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farming useless likes gang
28 mins
your mom weighs 7.4 million tons
I am subscribed, and I have the bell on. It's been on for a long time. I haven't been recommended one of your videos (other than the shirt today) for months!
I really like these more chill vids every once in a while
You are a tank!
houstons biceps are mogging all over this video
I love these types of vidoes feels personable and nostalgic
Poor Houston you are one tough guy. Hang in there Houston can't wait to what u do next
2 views in 40 seconds? Jousten Hones fell off
Hey houston love your vids
Wooow man almost 5M subs im here since u have like 150-200K congrats
I love his vids I have been watching for 3 years now
love the videos keep it up
Houston will have some very fun stories for his kids
Love the vids there🔥
Houston!! Long time viewer and subscriber here. I’ve been watching you for years and I have seen your videos of pain for”science/ educational purposes only “ and your no slouch to pain but you have to admit us fans know it and you know it. There’s certainly some areas in which you truly haven’t tested further for “science “ such as more of the love handles and lower back or perhaps even the back underside of the arms. I think it’s safe to say I’ve yet to see you test any stubbing of the phalanges or possibly severe paper cuts to areas that are sensitive to pain. Maybe rope burns or some sunburn test. Just throwing out some future videos of possible interest . Ofc “science/ educational purposes”Maybe.
I would love to see a video of Houston trying the worlds most powerful smelling salts and ranking them, although not super painful I think it'd make for a great CZcams friendly video. (Also love more eating videos)
He does everything for us guys he deserves a sub
Just discovered this channel. Seems like a time machine right back to early youtube.
It's been alot of laughs Houston we appreciate it.
Hey Houston, what are your picks for UFC this weekend main and Co main? I think islam and strickland. You should do a pod cast and get some fighters on as guests. Hope you are well, love the channel. ✌🏼
A soldier for science and content 💪
i really liked the editing in this video
HOUSTON!! if its "safe" to do so, do the Fight Club chemical burn experiment.
You are evolved beyond any social media pain individual, is all i feel.
You guys should try to do a collab with brave wilderness! Would be fun!
I say this with a lot of respect for Huston. I’m pretty sure Huston is many if not the only CZcamsr that Has got away with literally hurting himself in almost everyone of his videos. Tbh I’m surprised CZcams hasn’t attacked this man yet. Much love.
Finally a person that shows us what happens when we let our intrusive thoughts win
Hey Houston! Could you test how efficient a swing is? 'Cause I remember as a child I was hit with a swing 😂 and it left a good scar on my head and I almost passed out 😂 (good memories 😔)
Houston Jones. Truly a great man.
That Wiki feet screenshot was wild. Never knew there was such a thing, but it's hilarious that there is! The old H Bones has highly rated feet too!
I think you missed the paper cuts between the toes, the big toe gap probably has one even if the other toe gaps don't. They were pretty deep!
That was one of his hardest ones to watch lol. And the cheese grater...
@@sephy980 Yeah, that one made me cringe. Same thing when Jackass or whoever it was did it. Just nasty man!
Give me a beating with a blunt instrument any time over paper cuts in the finger or toe webbing!
Houston, i have a good video idea for summer for ya. Get sunburnt and do a pain gauntlet challenge with the weapons of marks choice!
Dude... i admire your mental fortitude to keep doing this. Nobody would do something like this just for curiosity or entertainment.
I only hope you are really safe man.
It’s been 7 years since I watched your first video and subscribed
I've done stuff to myself on purpose that others go to the hospital for on accident. This guy is my hero.
That’s a lot of scars in a short time period. Keep up the grind my man.
your broken arm one is the coolest because it has a crazy story that go s with it and a lesson to any one in one of the off road vehicle
I honestly thought you would have like triple the scars from the many many years of watching you but it was an interesting video something different. Least you kind of got a week off to plan for next epic video😎
I look at it as a “how many HOUSTONS do the scars have” type situation…and if I double check my math here…it takes roughly 100 scars to create a Houston. Remarkable.
I thought that there would be more, in early days with Weston and Brian you bled like every week. First time I stared watching your videos was when you were still making body building videos. Thanks for the memories and scars. Best scar was Thor’s hammer
Houston be looking like the player character in Fable 1 at the end of the game.
I’ve been watching since either 2017 or 2018 literally every video, and I got to say it’s weird AF to see scars on someone else and be able to say what it’s from before they do🤣 (just went back to your videos and realized it’s been since 2016 holy shit 💪🏼)
The man who pushes the boundary of the human limit. Kudos!
Houston, i have a good video idea for summer for ya. Get sunburnt and do a pain gauntlet challenge with the weapons of marks choice.
If "every scar tells a story" then your body is "The Art of War"
HOUSTON! Go to an Olympic diving pool and do a belly flop gauntlet all the way up to the 10m platform. Hilarious video potential
Btw thank you for your videos and consistent uploads, easily one of the most underrated creators on the platform and for sure 2024 is your fkn year man
Wear those scars with honor Houston. You've earned nothing but our respect from your dedication to "science" and proving your the toughest body builder alive.
I want to hangout with these guys sounds like a blast lol
Would love to see a video showing every single hit you’ve endured on camera so far. Montage style
Maybe a video about how certain types of hits scar? Or will picking a scab leave a more prominent scar?
You could try the bullet ant ritual next 👀
So I was thinking that you guys need to try cactus body armor. Now I don’t know how it would be used, have the spikes facing in while they hit you? Maybe cactus brass knuckles?
How do you treat your scars Houston? Do you go through a medical treatment routine daily?
U should do more martial art weapons blunted obviously like the one with thenrope an dager on the end with the red feather just usenone that doesnnhave a sharp dagger, batons an other cool weapons
1:33 his laugh is crazy
Love the vids! Hate feet, wish there was a warning or timestamp to skip the feet. Other than that keep racking up the scars brotha!
I feel like scientists can seriously use Jones’ body in researching pain, scar tissue and how it grows, and just other stuff regarding the human body. Valuable research
Can you make a updated video(s) of your workout routine?
Houston is like every scene in every Batman movie where you see all of Batman’s scars💀
When can you do another video of your parents reacting to your videos
Your last one was hilarious
You should do the worst splinter injury
Great idea for a video. 🎉
Video Idea: Rib Bruising Experiment Blunt vs Abrasive injury’s
The bro lab is doing research!
We need a sunburn pain test
Houston is going for that Baki look I swear 😄
you gotta start doing this every year
Yk when your talking w/ friends and eventually the “Scars” convo comes up 😂