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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 105

  • @klhughes
    @klhughes Před 2 měsíci +18

    That's time I'll never get back.

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 Před 3 měsíci +19

    Lynne’s set is classic.

  • @meloysmusicstudio
    @meloysmusicstudio Před 2 měsíci +1

    Wow Tim Minchin coming in with some real piano skills and a funny bit!

  • @andrewx7806
    @andrewx7806 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Tim Minchin plays an awesome piano.

  • @locosgcv9522
    @locosgcv9522 Před 2 měsíci +53

    At least we have moves, women just lay there🎉

  • @lyleswanson7557
    @lyleswanson7557 Před 2 měsíci +5

    An idea for a second verse: "You don't like christians. We're not too crazy about them either."

  • @user-so1xx9qk8f
    @user-so1xx9qk8f Před 2 měsíci +2

    Tune in Tokyo 😂😂

  • @Keto-Cheato
    @Keto-Cheato Před 2 měsíci +1

    Alonzo Bodden 10:40

  • @Ddiaboloer
    @Ddiaboloer Před 3 lety +12

    Apparently I am subscribed to this channel but it only has 1 video

    • @CrackUp
      @CrackUp  Před 3 lety +2

      It was previously a channel that was idle for a while, so we decided to start again with more exclusive content. Have a great day!

    • @Ddiaboloer
      @Ddiaboloer Před 3 lety +2

      @@CrackUp Thanks for the reply. I loved the video so I'll be sure to stay subbed.

    • @CrackUp
      @CrackUp  Před 3 lety

      No worries, take care!

    • @JayconianArts
      @JayconianArts Před 3 lety +3

      @@CrackUp Was it going by the same name as before? Or was it rebranded? I honestly don't remember who or what this channel was before

    • @Rafielo
      @Rafielo Před 2 lety +1

      @@JayconianArts Most likely a stolen channel that this company took over.

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD Před 2 měsíci

    Damn, this is great!

  • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
    @user-sp8eb6iz7f Před měsícem +1

    Alonzo: "If you see a guy with one golf club, he's going to whip some ass".

  • @korey6729
    @korey6729 Před 2 měsíci +6

    All woman are not tucked in. Beef curtains and meat drapes.

  • @maurawhelan3530
    @maurawhelan3530 Před 10 dny

    Omg too funny!

  • @tracyavent-costanza346

    awesome.

  • @WiseOwl-hi5pg
    @WiseOwl-hi5pg Před 2 měsíci +2

    ❤❤❤SO TRUE❤❤❤

  • @jasonjohnson1690
    @jasonjohnson1690 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Lynn is very good. Great faces and delivery.

  • @afleser
    @afleser Před 2 měsíci +5

    Well, I was hoping she was funny. Nah, waste of time, plus making fun of men won't grow your audience hon...

  • @user-zv6di7xo5l
    @user-zv6di7xo5l Před měsícem +3

    Not funny and I am a women.

  • @gordongekko2781
    @gordongekko2781 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Actually, I've had girlfriends complain that I don't do enough breast stuff. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them - I don't need feeding.

    • @stuckmum730
      @stuckmum730 Před 2 měsíci

      Can me and your girlfriend switch partners?

    • @senseisecurityschool9337
      @senseisecurityschool9337 Před měsícem +2

      Ever asked them what they like?

    • @gordongekko2781
      @gordongekko2781 Před měsícem +3

      @@senseisecurityschool9337 I did actually, but as is always the case when asking a woman a question like that, I got a vague answer and a perturbed glare in response, so I dropped the subject. Women don't ever want to tell a man what they like, they just want men to be mind readers. Which I find very childish. I believe communication is the key to healthy relationships, but we can't have that if one side is expected to read minds. Sorry for the rant.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 2 měsíci +8

    Why did they give a platform to Koplitz? She was just hateful.

    • @urbinxx
      @urbinxx Před 2 měsíci

      Copclits? Hateful? She's to real huh?

    • @OldMan854
      @OldMan854 Před 17 dny

      She’s funny as hell. And pretty sexy as well.

  • @alisonbarratt3772
    @alisonbarratt3772 Před 2 měsíci +2

    She is right better to fake it then u can go to sleep

  • @mindfornication4funn
    @mindfornication4funn Před 2 měsíci +10

    Their best move; on back and moan

  • @holmcm751
    @holmcm751 Před 2 měsíci

    I seriously shouldn't be allowed to love these people as much as I hard core do. It hurts! In the best most painful way. How dare. How. DRe. Question mark.

  • @moniqueengleman873
    @moniqueengleman873 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I had no idea....how talented pigs dude. Tim Minkin?

  • @donscott2681
    @donscott2681 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Amy Schumer II. And that's not a good thing.

    • @frisc0strangler207
      @frisc0strangler207 Před 2 měsíci +1

      This came out waaaay before the troll Schumer was a thing.

  • @jy9291
    @jy9291 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I know, after the first few times, women just lie there after hedging their bets so that the house always wins, no matter what happens.

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I accidentally took bf of something like 12 or 14 years. Neither of us knows.
    We Accidentally went shopping for an outfit. I don't try things on. I just buy them. So , not his money. But omg I thought he was gonna have a heart attack when I tried to explain women's plus, regular. Junior and miss sizes. He freaked out, got mad about sizes. I can't explain it from the bottom. A size 00. That's right. A double zero. Can be a 00 - a size 9.
    I can't rationalize that girls and women. So explain it to me so I can explain it to him. I can't get a t shirt without him questioning sizes now. Good at buying clothes for others.

  • @staceygruver1969
    @staceygruver1969 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The British comedian about the girlfriends bum, whether it looks bigger in this one or the last one, is a question you just don’t answer, no matter what, just don’t say anything and look at a spot on the wall near were she is standing and just have a blank look. It’s the only option you got at that point.

  • @stephendoing2253
    @stephendoing2253 Před rokem +1

    Lol

  • @markmarco2880
    @markmarco2880 Před měsícem

    Love❤

  • @willerbilliemusic
    @willerbilliemusic Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hey we try. We're just guys

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton4379 Před 2 měsíci

    If she doesn't want to we shouldn't want

  • @barefootbandit1
    @barefootbandit1 Před 2 měsíci

    It's a shame the last guy had to rip off Axis of Awesome

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton4379 Před 2 měsíci

    The way I understand breasts is that the spiritual Mater nurtures both good and bad equally so that's why there are two like on the Red Hot Chili Peppers album cover

  • @WinterRider
    @WinterRider Před 7 dny

    Jeeze telling people who are who they are and cant change it to kill themselves? Thats inciting suicide isnt it?

    • @rickmayer4002
      @rickmayer4002 Před 5 dny

      That's like telling fat women or ones with small tits like her to kill themselves. How is that comedy?

  • @chaffcutter58.
    @chaffcutter58. Před 2 měsíci +3

    A woman who is funny.

  • @econhelp583
    @econhelp583 Před 17 dny +2

    That lady gave it a try, but really she knows nothing about moves. I could get her to change her mind. I’m guessing she made it all up.👍

  • @Rustyrailhead
    @Rustyrailhead Před měsícem +1

    Boring

  • @charlesross1682
    @charlesross1682 Před 20 hodinami

    not funny

  • @Martinsleep
    @Martinsleep Před 3 lety +7

    I was like "Hmm maybe one female comedian i can fin slightly funny" Nope.. not in the slightest haha

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix Před 3 měsíci

      But then you were a moron two years ago and almost certainly still are.

    • @maurawhelan3530
      @maurawhelan3530 Před 10 dny

      Why aren’t they funny? I think she is but not every thing she says is…Let’s face it sex is hard for either sex…but you should both be open and maybe really know someone before you have sex so you can really enjoy each other…just a thought.

  • @Enourmousletters
    @Enourmousletters Před 3 lety +1

    First.

  • @urbinxx
    @urbinxx Před 2 měsíci

    The universe loves women more than men? Guess its less controversial, she could have said God instead of the universe. Keep it secular i guess. 😮

    • @polyscient
      @polyscient Před měsícem

      She's playing to a British crowd. Probably the more relatable phrasing for that audience.

  • @designissimple
    @designissimple Před 3 měsíci +2

    those my kind lady are things used for tea-bagging :)

  • @thepeterchannel3230
    @thepeterchannel3230 Před 2 měsíci

    Why can't they work for $20./hr. at a restaurant ... That's $40,000 a year minimum wage. for restaurant workers now.

  • @MrLicherman
    @MrLicherman Před 4 dny

    Hmmmm but you'll still put it in your mouth lmfao 😅😅

  • @matthewh8573
    @matthewh8573 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Women comedians are just not funny.