BILLY CONNOLLY - BEST JOKES EVER

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  • @seancollins6524
    @seancollins6524 Před 2 lety +12

    Love Billy allways great to hear his stories, looking in from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @davidpritchard7174
    @davidpritchard7174 Před 4 lety +102

    He kind of feels like a favourite uncle you wanna hang out with....my affection for this man..a true legend!

    • @Pirustae
      @Pirustae Před 2 lety +1

      Yes. I wish he was one of my uncles

  • @traceytaylor2706
    @traceytaylor2706 Před 5 lety +206

    Every time Billy goes on a talk show the host is always in stitches!!!! The man is an absolute legend

    • @purplerainsimpson9834
      @purplerainsimpson9834 Před 2 lety +8

      He always has me in stitches 😄

    • @62PeeJay
      @62PeeJay Před 2 lety +5

      Without a doubt.

    • @SuzyQ334
      @SuzyQ334 Před rokem +2

      So true. I'm an expat Londoner and also pretty old. I remember Billy as a folk singer. He was bloody funny even back then. As a comedian he s the best; he makes me laugh until I hurt.

  • @michaeltroster9059
    @michaeltroster9059 Před 2 lety +63

    We had the privilege of seeing Billy when he hit London, Ontario. He put on a three hour show without a break. We never laughed so hard in our lives, and I’m not exaggerating. The funniest man on the planet.

    • @SuzyQ334
      @SuzyQ334 Před rokem +4

      I'm a Londoner and I'm with you Michael. I have seen Billy perform live 3 times and he makes me laugh until I hurt. And I grew up with some of the funniest comedians in the UK - Billy is still the funniest.

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Před 2 lety +15

    I love Billy, been a fan for years, he's hilarious, one of my grandfathers was from Scotland, he died when I was young, so I didn't know him well, but I remember the voice, I could listen to Billy for hours

  • @Markgeoghegan100
    @Markgeoghegan100 Před rokem +27

    Billy is an absolute legend...... Just being himself on a talk show is all he needs to do....!

  • @Bigaphid
    @Bigaphid Před 6 lety +61

    "I allowed my wife to bring me one." - Dude nailed it.

  • @MCOult
    @MCOult Před 4 lety +16

    Can you imagine having Billy Connolly as a dinner guest? You'd never want the evening to end. Amazing talent!

    • @ewestre1
      @ewestre1 Před 4 lety +1

      ...I would starve to death!

    • @deborahparham3783
      @deborahparham3783 Před 2 měsíci

      You would probably choke to death from laughing while you try to swallow your food.

  • @lintbint
    @lintbint Před 6 lety +35

    Love Billy, sad to see him ill at the moment. The best of the best of the best.

  • @ukdnbmarsh
    @ukdnbmarsh Před 7 lety +44

    You can never interview Billy as you wont be able to ask a question for laughing, Brilliant hahahaha.

  • @summittaedae2323
    @summittaedae2323 Před 5 lety +71

    “The big yin” 🏔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. The jewel of Scotland

  • @waynewayne9693
    @waynewayne9693 Před 4 lety +85

    I had headphones on and phone was in my pocket and it randomly started playing. I legitimately though Kermit the Frog was doing the interview.

  • @stuart7576
    @stuart7576 Před 2 lety +9

    Absolutely brilliant lol could listen to Billy all day

  • @fredpayne6260
    @fredpayne6260 Před 2 lety +33

    Whenever I'm in need of a pick me up, a dose of Billy is all I need.

  • @janwinward818
    @janwinward818 Před 5 lety +43

    Love Billy haven't seen this before but he's at his best as usual there will never be anyone to top him the mans brilliant!!!!!!!!!

  • @b2bconnectnow
    @b2bconnectnow Před 6 lety +49

    Love you Billy!!! Stay well we NEED you to keep us happy:-)

  • @CELTICSAVAGE32
    @CELTICSAVAGE32 Před 5 lety +43

    "The woman who did it was like a talking hatchet"......
    This guy is the king. Lol

  • @margaretsmallallan28
    @margaretsmallallan28 Před 2 lety +10

    He invents it all, as he goes! Nothing pre=planned, just all this humour tumbles from his mouth as he sits there. He does some leg comtorsions on this video, and I wondered if he had ants in his pants. I fell off a chair in the past, as I was bent double with laughter, and had a pain in my side with pleasure watching him. Thanks Billy for cheering me up on mutinle occasions.

  • @robertamcmunn3642
    @robertamcmunn3642 Před 2 lety +4

    Sir I do not know who you are and I have never seen your show BUT you made Billy Connolly laugh. Brilliant, something to be proud off and put that on your CV.

  • @sum12see
    @sum12see Před 4 lety +10

    Ive loved him for decades..Can play manybroles and still be himself..What a great interview...God speed y'all!

  • @paulbexley8537
    @paulbexley8537 Před 5 lety +30

    The man is a legend

  • @Blondie42
    @Blondie42 Před 3 lety +19

    Have always loved Billy. Probably the most beloved Scotsman in the US next to Sean Connery.

  • @folkfingerstylefreddy2154
    @folkfingerstylefreddy2154 Před 6 lety +367

    He doesn’t tell jokes, he tells stories

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 Před 3 lety +14

      He also doesn't like that chair.

    • @mitchpnz
      @mitchpnz Před 3 lety +5

      @@henrys3629 that's why its called stand-up and not sit-down

    • @-MrRichBiker1967
      @-MrRichBiker1967 Před 2 lety +3

      story's that are jokes!!!!!!!!

    • @frednoble1833
      @frednoble1833 Před 2 lety +4

      Yha. but they are always fuckin HILLARRIOS. A TRUE. Down TO EARTH. Guy and always interesting. He is the fuckin BALLS nightfencer gatekeeper. Hes one in a million or or more like 1 in a billion. As soon as hear his voice i am instantlly captivated. WOW

    • @frednoble1833
      @frednoble1833 Před 2 lety

      @@henrys3629 THATS BECAUSE HE IS FUCKIN LOADED WITH ENERGY. AND ALWAYS THINKING A H EAD FOR A NEW JOKE. HE IS A GENIUS AND HAS ANTS IN HIS PANTS. IF YA DONT GET TGE WORDS OUT AND ON PAPER OR ON FILM YOU FORGET THEM. HE IS A TRUE PROFESSIONAL. MY FAVORUTE COMEDIAN SCINCE JERRY LEWIS. MANY YEARS APART. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO THINK QUICKLY. AND GET IT OUT FAST. BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. KNOWS WHATS HAPOENNING. WOW. NIGHTFENCER GATEKEEPER

  • @stevied8855
    @stevied8855 Před 4 lety +39

    Our Billy keeps it real. Who doesn't love the man. The greatest ever, a talking Hatchet. Ha Ha.
    Stevie in Scotland.

  • @robertbiggins3693
    @robertbiggins3693 Před 7 lety +61

    it's great that 3 murals of Billy is in glasgow for his 75th birthday will be here for ever unless they knock the buildings down. God love him.

    • @teritheoverseer9480
      @teritheoverseer9480 Před 6 lety +1

      If this is the Rob that i think it is, the rob with a gap in his teeth that's a big man u fan from Glasgow, its Teri! Could you contact me, kinda important, have a look ast your facebook or message me via CZcams i guess, thanks xxx

    • @gerrykeogh1512
      @gerrykeogh1512 Před 2 lety +1

      @@teritheoverseer9480 was it the Rob you thought it was🤔

  • @Jimbobiscuit
    @Jimbobiscuit Před 4 lety +19

    I've always loved how hes not scared of laughing at his own stories and the other persons stories

  • @bratachban
    @bratachban Před 8 lety +85

    A gem. I'm always happy to find some new (old) Billy. Thanks for uploading.

    • @scottadams3855
      @scottadams3855 Před 5 lety +3

      David Mooney billy is the best at being himself and telling storyes

    • @theantiauthoritarian.1540
      @theantiauthoritarian.1540 Před 3 lety +2

      Seek out,( Cop your whack for this). One of his earlier L Ps. .😁

  • @46danz
    @46danz Před 5 lety +9

    Billy is such a down to earth man,it must be great fun working with him.Sorry to hear he’s unwell.

    • @maryroberts6085
      @maryroberts6085 Před 5 lety +1

      I did not know until now, hope it is not serious. :(, aeyy absoultly Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @46danz
      @46danz Před 5 lety +1

      @@maryroberts6085 quite serious, he's been unwell for quite a bit. He has parkinsons disease. Very sad.

  • @sheelman31
    @sheelman31 Před 5 lety +65

    Billy Connolly is the frigging best in the business. Frigging love this guy.

  • @johndavid8815
    @johndavid8815 Před 4 lety +309

    Scotland’s National treasure.

    • @emmamacdonald8199
      @emmamacdonald8199 Před 3 lety +22

      Billy is a Global treasure! 😊

    • @johndavid8815
      @johndavid8815 Před 3 lety +7

      Emma MacDonald I stand corrected.

    • @johndavid8815
      @johndavid8815 Před 3 lety +6

      Emma MacDonald He should be Knighted also.

    • @emmamacdonald8199
      @emmamacdonald8199 Před 3 lety +3

      Definitely!

    • @chrisgordon2827
      @chrisgordon2827 Před 3 lety +3

      Non PC genuine and just a normal bloke who can make the mundane hilarious if you ever looked for an example of how to live your life and not give a proverbial **** about what the rest of the world thinks Billy is the man

  • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
    @scottishalwaysdixie1638 Před 4 lety +3

    Legend frm my Home town Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we ❤ you Big YIN

  • @paulhanson2570
    @paulhanson2570 Před 5 lety +95

    Rules for interviewing Billy, sit back and enjoy

    • @willielarsson9651
      @willielarsson9651 Před 4 lety +3

      Great point 100%

    • @Atomic_Haggis
      @Atomic_Haggis Před 3 lety +1

      Billy and Robin Williams. Both are a case of "grab the coat tails and hang on!" Two legends.

    • @annetteengstrom8245
      @annetteengstrom8245 Před 3 lety

      @You are correct But q

    • @damien884
      @damien884 Před 3 lety

      Letterman sucked and came off spiteful and threatened by Billy

  • @kristyrobinson1979
    @kristyrobinson1979 Před 3 lety +13

    Billy is brilliant in all ways... there is no one who will ever be better.

    • @alicedyment4219
      @alicedyment4219 Před rokem +1

      He reminds me of Robin Williams, RIP, so spontaneous.

  • @robertsmith5744
    @robertsmith5744 Před 5 lety +240

    Billy Connolly went to Australia and was asked at immigration if he had a criminal record, he replied: "I didn't think ya still needed one".
    He had to hire a lawyer to get him into the country !!

  • @claudiaengberg6568
    @claudiaengberg6568 Před 4 lety +37

    Billy is so funny. I can't stop laughing, tears streaming down my face!!!

  • @dannoonan4976
    @dannoonan4976 Před 5 lety +15

    I've seen Billy numerous times and he only gets better every time ,keep well Bill your the all-time greatest, best wishes Dan in Ireland

  • @billlannan7767
    @billlannan7767 Před 2 lety +12

    I saw Billy Connolly do stand up back in the late 70s early 80s it was about an hour and a half of non-stop talking and jokes and just telling life stories that were hilarious

  • @MrOx85
    @MrOx85 Před rokem +2

    His take on the royals is spot on😂😂😂😂😂 I remember him touring Australia in the 90s on his three wheeler motor bike, with a purple beard.

  • @emmcatherine1460
    @emmcatherine1460 Před 6 lety +24

    One word Wonderful Thank You Billy.

  • @keithtimmins8103
    @keithtimmins8103 Před 3 lety +10

    Seen him in the late seventies. Comedy genius. I was crying with laughter. So called comedians of today are not in the same league.

  • @damianowens5066
    @damianowens5066 Před 5 lety +87

    The great Billy Connolly! He is the best ever!!! 😁🤪😂👌👌👌👌👌

  • @GeorgieG20
    @GeorgieG20 Před 5 lety +5

    God bless Billy Connolly - might not have left in this world, we will have lost a great, great man! Will always love you, God bless Billy!!

  • @MrAdomus
    @MrAdomus Před rokem +3

    When the host can make Billy crack up, that's the kind of talk show I want to watch

  • @henrikwendt4267
    @henrikwendt4267 Před 4 lety +9

    The great Billy. I hope your going good, all the best to you, I've injouded

  • @johnkren2636
    @johnkren2636 Před 4 lety +11

    first time I saw him was in Muppet's Treasure Island. hell of an actor!

  • @catbhoy
    @catbhoy Před 2 lety +1

    Cheers for posting this …. Brilliant. The host is so good just a wee feed here and there outstanding.

  • @MrDaithineligan
    @MrDaithineligan Před 3 lety +4

    Such a wonderful person
    Celtic the Scottish and the irish will always get along
    Such a talented person after everything that has happened through out and Pamela a wonderful Aussie wife also as talented
    Take care of him

    • @uachtair
      @uachtair Před 2 lety

      Pamela is a Kiwi from NZ. Not Australian.

  • @Grover895
    @Grover895 Před 7 lety +22

    Well done Billy...great as always ...all the best mate.

  • @melorange1678
    @melorange1678 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant as usual....and a great interviewer. They make a good team.

  • @billybobkingston5604
    @billybobkingston5604 Před 3 lety +10

    I am having arthritic cramps as I watch this, I am laughing the pain away, medical smoke could have something to do with it, love Billy, if there is one person you want to be stuck in the lift with ( elevator ) it would be him

  • @hammun6
    @hammun6 Před 8 lety +5

    Thanks for posting this, made my day!

  • @GlamourGirl-fo5yp
    @GlamourGirl-fo5yp Před 6 lety +6

    i love his songs especially wellies. that song was played at my granddads funeral as our family is Scottish every time i hear that songs it brings back memories.

  • @RobertMurphy-wp2if
    @RobertMurphy-wp2if Před rokem +1

    A statue in Glasgow for Billy while he's still with us would be brilliant, I and most of Scotland truly love him,

  • @mertensereforlife
    @mertensereforlife Před 8 lety +106

    needed cheering up n billy has done it again

    • @cawkanos
      @cawkanos Před 7 lety +18

      Ive had a shocking day....somehow I ended up here and I'm absolutely peeing myself.

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 Před 7 lety +7

      I've had a diabolical fortnight...and like you I'm so glad I've ended up here!

    • @donmclean8416
      @donmclean8416 Před 6 lety

      Rideau canal
      Red Skelton

    • @hazeldavidson52
      @hazeldavidson52 Před 6 lety

      Tom Mertens Is

    • @kirstyi7860
      @kirstyi7860 Před 5 lety

      Aye, he sounds like hame, doesn't he?

  • @karenbressler6187
    @karenbressler6187 Před 7 lety +7

    THANK YOU

  • @1111sage
    @1111sage Před 4 lety +4

    Love Billy from the first time i saw him . Met him he is just as is no matter who he speaks to ..no one mesures up to him .

  • @mariagarrity294
    @mariagarrity294 Před 5 lety +20

    The most wonderful funny man. Love you Billy. X

  • @knowledgeiskey1319
    @knowledgeiskey1319 Před 4 lety +6

    Billy has the kind of personality that is instantly appealing. So rare hahaha

  • @maryt9704
    @maryt9704 Před 5 lety +11

    You are the funniest man on this planet we love you thank you god bless you

  • @celtictillidie67
    @celtictillidie67 Před 5 lety +6

    The funniest man ever to grace our tv screens and an absolute gentleman to boot .....love u Big Yin god bless u and your family ....youv made me and ma whole family laugh till we cried many many a time ....an absolute .magnificent man
    We love you xxxxxxx

  • @dianewinters8628
    @dianewinters8628 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I just love Billy so much🤣

  • @jasonosullivan1828
    @jasonosullivan1828 Před 6 lety +7

    I love Billy always brings a smile to my face very interesting man also love u Billy

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 Před 4 lety +15

    I remember when Ol’ Billy had a very naughty act...now with his older age & glorious long, gray hair he’s become very dignified you know!

  • @seeriuscat
    @seeriuscat Před 6 měsíci

    LOVE those cowboy boots he's a-wearin'! Gawd, I love that ol' bugger!

  • @deborahwatson5159
    @deborahwatson5159 Před 2 lety +2

    Love You Big Yin, XX Keep Safe Everyone Today

  • @Mc007Queen
    @Mc007Queen Před 8 měsíci

    I love Billy so much he's so honest he does Scotland proud, touche

  • @TheBubbleMoo
    @TheBubbleMoo Před 4 lety +9

    Came up on auto play while I was away from the screen. I swear I thought the intro was from Kermit the frog until he didn’t make a high pitched “yaaaaaaaaaay” as Billy walked on.

  • @bluewidow1302
    @bluewidow1302 Před 4 lety +4

    Such a funny man.
    And those boots - great for killing roaches in the corner.

  • @trynewhardstuffpls9572
    @trynewhardstuffpls9572 Před 4 lety +36

    Very, very few times in life the interviewer has a funnier joke than any of Billy's. Kudos to this man

    • @marcelosilva8021
      @marcelosilva8021 Před 2 lety +3

      And Connoly took for what it was, a funny joke. Most would be upset about it.

    • @theor7990
      @theor7990 Před rokem

      The fox one?

    • @vickeeble0
      @vickeeble0 Před rokem

      @@theor7990 Rented video I would have thought.

  • @dava73
    @dava73 Před 2 lety +2

    A beautiful human being. ❤️

  • @niceadz6164
    @niceadz6164 Před rokem +6

    Funniest man ever. Even the talk show host was was on form!

  • @bobbycook8308
    @bobbycook8308 Před 3 lety +10

    When Billie utters the word "fart" you know it's gonna be a great story

  • @kari4225
    @kari4225 Před 4 lety +2

    Legend many many years of laughter thankyou billy

  • @nxgngaming6512
    @nxgngaming6512 Před 4 lety +19

    I came here to see Billy, but that host actually had some amazing quips to into Billy's work!
    The one about letting his wife go out to buy a feminist documentary, that was actually golden! xD

    • @NoxiousRob
      @NoxiousRob Před 3 lety +3

      The host was very good, even had Billy laughing a couple of times, especially the comment you refer to. Didn't try to upstage Billy, but threw in a few good lines of his own.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 Před rokem +1

    Sir Billy Connolly is the embodiment of a true Scottsman.

  • @scottpaterson8584
    @scottpaterson8584 Před rokem +1

    The best man for real happiness in scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and all over the world x

  • @paulaodonnell2662
    @paulaodonnell2662 Před 5 lety +65

    I saw him on that bike when I was a kid in my home town in Scotland 😂 if the three wheeler purple bike didn’t give it away that it was him his purple beard did.

    • @mosplace3240
      @mosplace3240 Před 4 lety +3

      he also rode that purple bike around here in NZ and had so much fun....

  • @mogadishusneeze
    @mogadishusneeze Před 6 lety +42

    He's so windswept and interesting :)

  • @kryptonianpowers
    @kryptonianpowers Před 8 lety +113

    "Got another one, Daddy!"

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 Před 6 lety +2

      Son of Hecate I had a vision of that symbol, I was being sacrificed and I had memories of other people being sacrificed and that was the end symbol and I could shapeshift and control matter

  • @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD
    @ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD Před 6 lety +265

    Looks like a heavy metal John Cleese.

    • @zodarian6705
      @zodarian6705 Před 5 lety +15

      At least I'm not the only person that thinks of John Cleese when I see Billy Connolly. Thank you.

    • @dominic_mcilhatton
      @dominic_mcilhatton Před 4 lety +2

      Bolt! John Cleese come on no similarity there.

    • @dominic_mcilhatton
      @dominic_mcilhatton Před 4 lety +1

      I'm not being annoying just saying

    • @annrogers8129
      @annrogers8129 Před 4 lety +7

      Much much better than Cleese,

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 4 lety

      He`s probably punch you for saying that lmao

  • @jakobmaflehi357
    @jakobmaflehi357 Před 3 lety +1

    Billy Connolly I love your songs

  • @derekkelly8672
    @derekkelly8672 Před 3 lety +1

    I always fall off the couch listening to Billy

  • @camillabarclay4049
    @camillabarclay4049 Před 3 lety

    Oohh you are brilliant cheer me up immensly

  • @izzywatson979
    @izzywatson979 Před 2 lety

    Billy you are my hero and the best rivet catchier from Glasgow xxx cyberhugs love you man

  • @braxfan683
    @braxfan683 Před 4 lety +4

    Love you Billy 💙💙 you're so funny. The Best 🌟🇬🇧

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 Před 6 měsíci

    A Scotsman watching from Ireland

  • @fredfungalspore
    @fredfungalspore Před 5 lety +6

    Bill and Bernard Manning are two of my favourite gut busting eye watering comedians

  • @junecoleman9030
    @junecoleman9030 Před 6 lety +2

    Brilliant stuff

  • @WeeJoe76
    @WeeJoe76 Před 4 lety +2

    First guy I ever seen wearing a CP Company Mille Miglia in World Tour Of Australia, stalking the sod 😂😂😂
    “Aye” brilliant hearing my mother tongue on American TV.

  • @memorystar7261
    @memorystar7261 Před 5 lety +5

    THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR VIDEO (MEMORYSTAR)
    😎THANKS AGAIN

  • @joezo
    @joezo Před 6 lety +6

    Don't think I ever remember seeing this host on TV, but I actually like him, and he knows how to properly joke back and forth, without seeming like he's trying to force it or be condescending. The reply he had to billys bit about the feminist documentary was gold. Almost like billy's joke was actually the setup and the hosts reply was the punchline. Bring this guy back with a more mainstream show, without all the political bullshit, and it would probably be 100x better than colbert or kimmel.

  • @simonmessenger7217
    @simonmessenger7217 Před rokem +1

    He can take a conversation about anything, anywhere.

  • @avgjoe-cz7cb
    @avgjoe-cz7cb Před 7 lety +18

    So good looking, with the hair, and the accent. How lucky can a bloke be? Good for him. he is a bit of an original. Good stuff.

  • @guitarguy7847
    @guitarguy7847 Před 3 lety +6

    He went from member of Black Sabbath to wise old Wizard

  • @johndeehan8078
    @johndeehan8078 Před 2 lety +2

    Brilliant Billy at his best.

  • @shirlegirling6830
    @shirlegirling6830 Před 5 lety +12

    Yes, Tom he certainly does 🤣😂🤣😉🍀🍁👵❤️👍

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 Před 2 lety +3

    If you’ve never seen Billy’s views on when terrorists tried attacking Glasgow I recommend it highly it’s tremendous 😂

  • @Cat1981England
    @Cat1981England Před 6 lety +9

    I love Billy so much. Best thing to come out of Scotland since Watt's steam engine!

    • @cityboy9301
      @cityboy9301 Před 6 lety

      Cat1981England there's always the M6 and the A1

    • @candyquahogmarshmallow8257
      @candyquahogmarshmallow8257 Před 5 lety +1

      Cat1981England Watt invented the separate condenser, it was Newcomen that invented the steam engine. But TV and Penicillin (among MANY other things) also came out of Scotland. You're welcome 😏🙂

    • @neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819
      @neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819 Před 5 lety +1

      john jackson who based his work on the work of Savery, who held the patent for the use of steam.

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 Před rokem

      Or Dunlop's pneumatic tire, I suppose.
      (No tea-towel)

  • @richardenston3090
    @richardenston3090 Před 3 lety +5

    funniest dude ever! no argument

  • @plisskensghost2951
    @plisskensghost2951 Před 7 měsíci

    Brill interview with the GOAT