The Nerd Crew: Episode 2

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  • čas přidán 25. 01. 2017
  • The Nerd Crew is back! This week, the gang discusses the title reveal of Star Wars Episode 8, as well as unbox the cool pop culture swag in this month's Nerd Box and Geek Crate.
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  • @playerselite42
    @playerselite42 Před 7 lety +1822

    Well me, personally, I loved this video.

    • @thetrashman2.077
      @thetrashman2.077 Před 7 lety +18

      playerselite42 you haven't even finished it yet

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 Před 7 lety +42

      Solid 8 out of 10. Far better than the last Nerd Crew, which I gave a 9 out of 10.

    • @rattusvulgaris
      @rattusvulgaris Před 7 lety +11

      You unknowingly referenced a gag in the video. Bravo.

    • @17R3W
      @17R3W Před 7 lety +12

      playerselite42 I haven't watched it yet, but I will love this video

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 Před 7 lety +10

      Me personally, i personally agree, personally

  • @lvl99paint
    @lvl99paint Před 7 lety +1594

    Rich Evans is a gift to this world and we don't deserve him

    • @francisraud
      @francisraud Před 7 lety +3

      portl_ it's that laugh... it's legend already.
      One day, in ...45thousand years we'll all gonna be petroleum and some alien species will find recordings of these guys and they will laugh at that laugh "this fucker's laugh is legendary" haha.

    • @NekoMouser
      @NekoMouser Před 7 lety +30

      That Rey figure and his reaction to it was one of the funniest things I'll see all month.

    • @sitasky504
      @sitasky504 Před 7 lety +36

      His laugh can mend broken hearts.

    • @jordanguindon2849
      @jordanguindon2849 Před 7 lety +13

      It was at that point i realized they didn't tell Rich what was in the bag.

    • @theharderkickz8934
      @theharderkickz8934 Před 7 lety +4

      Rich Evans, Our Lord and Savior!

  • @EA-ke8vz
    @EA-ke8vz Před 6 lety +3379

    It’s perfect in its simplicity but complex in its subtlety

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer Před 5 lety +123

      You know that's a really eloquent way to put it

    • @xNotNick
      @xNotNick Před 5 lety +53

      Icebrand Music I thought so too

    • @Jeviok
      @Jeviok Před 5 lety +87

      It's stylistically designed to be that way

    • @SMFCNA
      @SMFCNA Před 5 lety +40

      Sometimes you read a sentence and it fucking owns.

    • @navyhusky2020
      @navyhusky2020 Před 5 lety +19

      Just like Rich Evans

  • @BrandonToy
    @BrandonToy Před rokem +472

    “Nothing says I love you like a black guy holding a gun” 🤣😂

  • @dkb3397
    @dkb3397 Před 7 lety +4273

    This is by far the best channel on CZcams.

    • @caracatoacacepe
      @caracatoacacepe Před 7 lety +190

      Me personally, I think it's the best thing ever created in the internet

    • @makeapathpresents
      @makeapathpresents Před 7 lety +84

      caracatoacacepe I personally think it's the best thing ever created by man.

    • @MrDesertBrad
      @MrDesertBrad Před 7 lety +23

      Awesome more Nerd Crew!!! Best new program. Please more episodes!

    • @InkClodVOD
      @InkClodVOD Před 7 lety +10

      personally

    • @Motherload3000
      @Motherload3000 Před 7 lety +11

      doug bouffard I can't believe how few subscribers they have when their content and quality is this high

  • @josephmcconnell8905
    @josephmcconnell8905 Před 7 lety +1460

    Well me, personally, loved the title of this video. Depicting both the name of the show, as well as the the episode number is not only perfectly simply, but complex in its subtlety

    • @Ishygog
      @Ishygog Před 7 lety +53

      Balin40k Well, me, personally, I love this comment. It's very... well constructed and easy to read. In fact, I think it's one of my favorites.

    • @umjackd
      @umjackd Před 7 lety +41

      VERY COOL.

    • @tailsonrails
      @tailsonrails Před 7 lety +32

      For me, personally, this is one of the most cherish-able conversations I ever read online, while being both inspiring and extremely helpful in my everyday household needs.

    • @piero914
      @piero914 Před 7 lety +6

      I just think it's like poetry ...cuz it rhymes y'know?

    • @Zeffarian
      @Zeffarian Před 7 lety +13

      +Mercedes Austin
      Another wonderful comment, so short and concise. Pedestrian, yet provocative. Conventional, yet nouveau. Brilliant.

  • @awayforthewin1325
    @awayforthewin1325 Před 5 lety +2844

    "I will love this film"
    Best summary of any fanboy ever

  • @jasonfenton8250
    @jasonfenton8250 Před 5 lety +2312

    I love how when the camera nearly falls, Jay is panicking, and Mike, the founder of the company, just sits there laughing.

    • @cgvapors963
      @cgvapors963 Před 4 lety +556

      He's probably laughing at how much money he gets to take out of Rich's pay if the camera breaks.

    • @henriquerodrigues7795
      @henriquerodrigues7795 Před 4 lety +232

      And then the BB-8 watch goes off and the timing is so perfect

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 Před 4 lety +173

      If the camera had fallen and been damaged, Mike would have simply broken Rich Evans legs again, duh!

    • @cgvapors963
      @cgvapors963 Před 4 lety +75

      @frostek Of course. They feed him Milk Duds and Valium after every shoot.

    • @bhargavvasist
      @bhargavvasist Před 4 lety +2

      Henrique Rodrigues Master Long-qua? Here?

  • @LawyerScumGhost
    @LawyerScumGhost Před 7 lety +1063

    You guys aren't a full scale Nerd Crew until you have a 3 hour round table discussion about a 30 second trailer while literally shitting your pants.

    • @nikobellic1924
      @nikobellic1924 Před 7 lety +15

      They once spent 5 hours building a PC! Talking about a trailer for 3 Hrs is nothing!

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic Před 7 lety +15

      I shat my pants while Carrie Fisher died.

    • @jamescasey3170
      @jamescasey3170 Před 7 lety +72

      So did she.

    • @jvictor3048
      @jvictor3048 Před 7 lety +29

      Han Solo Dies ScreenJunkies and Collider, mainly.

    • @bo0tsy1
      @bo0tsy1 Před 7 lety +3

      What makes you think Rich didn't fill his depends? I mean he eats juicy Shaq meat daily.

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday Před 7 lety +4969

    The Rey figurine broke me.

    • @Maladath
      @Maladath Před 7 lety +340

      It broke Rich as well.

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R Před 7 lety +70

      GAWD I SEE YOU ON ALL THESE MEME VIDEOS DON'T YOU HAVE SERIOUS SCIENCE VIDEOS TO BE WATCHING

    • @jamesblair2713
      @jamesblair2713 Před 7 lety +58

      SmarterEveryDay holy shit, did not expect Destin to watch these

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R Před 7 lety +52

      i've seen him here, idubbz, and some other trollish videos. I know Vsauce is into that kinda thing too, so maybe smart youtubers need to relax their brains now and then too.

    • @aidenjc114
      @aidenjc114 Před 7 lety +5

      Hahahaha awesome to see you here Destin! Keep doing the amazing work you do!
      Cheers, from Aus

  • @carolineartley2703
    @carolineartley2703 Před 4 lety +692

    I think it's important to note the irony that in mocking shitty loot crates, Mike created a crate that brought more joy to Rich Evans and Jay than any loot crate ever could have for any other person.

  • @cudgle1633
    @cudgle1633 Před 3 lety +680

    I can only imagine Mike giggling as he fills that bucket with hotdogs

  • @arbitor365
    @arbitor365 Před 7 lety +1672

    "nothing says 'i love you' like a black guy holding a gun"

    • @MilesRDavis
      @MilesRDavis Před 7 lety +78

      Well of course, with the vile members of Reich Letter Media around.

    • @TheSolMike
      @TheSolMike Před 7 lety +21

      Its very Cool, Very Cool :P

    • @hoganholo99
      @hoganholo99 Před 7 lety +8

      Yes, me personally, I loved this channel... That is, until it was taken over by a bunch of hack frauds!!!

    • @Adanes100
      @Adanes100 Před 7 lety +5

      well i personally loved this comment

    • @JBHoughtaling
      @JBHoughtaling Před 7 lety +22

      Yes, I too personally loved this comment.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Před 7 lety +692

    The ending is such a perfect climax; Jay's genuine concern for the camera as Rich almost knocks it over, a brief pause, BB8's chirping, followed by Jay's most heartfelt laugh of all time... couldn't have been better.

    • @boardgamebrawl
      @boardgamebrawl Před 7 lety +63

      BB8 going off was perfect.

    • @Thanatos2k
      @Thanatos2k Před 7 lety +124

      You can tell Jay's concern is for the camera, not Rich. Priceless.

    • @ferelpuma
      @ferelpuma Před 7 lety +11

      Yes, a lot happening in every frame. -_-

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Před 7 lety +24

      Fernando Pulido "IT'S SO DENSE EVERY SINGLE-" Fuck it.

    • @spacesfambience3610
      @spacesfambience3610 Před 7 lety +8

      Me personally, I think Jay's wide-eyed look of terror is the best two seconds of this video.

  • @cushnut81
    @cushnut81 Před 4 lety +951

    Loot Crate has filed for Bankruptcy ! Very Cool!

  • @MovieJunkieOfficial
    @MovieJunkieOfficial Před 6 lety +1427

    I love how all joking went out the window for Jay when the cameras almost bought it.

    • @emiliarojas8255
      @emiliarojas8255 Před 6 lety +159

      Old comment but I own the same set up. Each camera's close to $1,300, and they are not durable to take dropping from a Tripod. ._________o;

    • @MovieJunkieOfficial
      @MovieJunkieOfficial Před 6 lety +117

      Emilia Rojas Jesus man, didn’t know the cameras where that valuable. No wonder Jays face dropped so much!

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 Před 3 lety +188

      @@MovieJunkieOfficial Yet Mike sits there laughing his ass off with a look of acceptance and relief on his face.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Před 3 lety +157

      @@deaj8450 Mike's soul left his body years ago

    • @sethnewlin510
      @sethnewlin510 Před 3 lety +26

      @@verraque I know it's unlikely this comment gets any attention on a 4+ year old video so I just wanted you to know, ya got me. Good one

  • @crystalrowan
    @crystalrowan Před 7 lety +3407

    I love that Rich clearly didn't know what was in the Nerd Box

    • @benlittle5436
      @benlittle5436 Před 4 lety +395

      At first I thought he was acting... but the laugh at the action figure is so unbelievably genuine

    • @carolineartley2703
      @carolineartley2703 Před 4 lety +384

      Nor did Jay. Clearly Mike just wanted to force them to act while trying not to laugh at dollar store toys and vienna sausages.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 Před 4 lety +26

      @@UnCreativeDeconstructionism because it's supposed to resemble Wookiee fur, duhh >:(

    • @coledaly7905
      @coledaly7905 Před 3 lety +151

      because they deliver something new every month, of course he wouldnt know whats in them

  • @Samuel_Freakin_Adams
    @Samuel_Freakin_Adams Před 7 lety +463

    Rich Evans breaking character was the best part of this video

    • @alen7480
      @alen7480 Před 7 lety +15

      That's when I broke... although I was close to breaking before that moment.

    • @Aleph-Noll
      @Aleph-Noll Před 7 lety +29

      star wars yarn... "why is this star wars" hahaha

    • @homer2369
      @homer2369 Před 7 lety +2

      Samuel Freakin' Adams is it just me or does Rich always look high as fuck?!?! Lol

    • @temyi75
      @temyi75 Před 7 lety +1

      Jose Salinas he does look like he smokes heavy doobies

    • @Aleph-Noll
      @Aleph-Noll Před 7 lety +2

      actually rich doesn't drink or smoke

  • @IyrenRoboto
    @IyrenRoboto Před 6 lety +1626

    I like how casually Mike just calls the death of Luke Skywalker

    • @DiogoNevesDN
      @DiogoNevesDN Před 6 lety +97

      Iyren Roboto they have been predicting so many things in star wars movie.. it's scaring

    • @z_Moose
      @z_Moose Před 5 lety +148

      No Ones Ever Really Gone

    • @ns0557212
      @ns0557212 Před 4 lety +38

      No one is ever really gone

    • @foxybingo1112
      @foxybingo1112 Před 4 lety +52

      Iyren Roboto And how Jay predicted the return of Yoda almost by accident

    • @scottianson384
      @scottianson384 Před 4 lety +19

      It's amazing how accurate their SW predictions are!

  • @andonuts233
    @andonuts233 Před rokem +414

    Every few months I come back here to watch Rich open Avengers hot dogs and it truly never gets old.

    • @brokenfingers9607
      @brokenfingers9607 Před rokem +32

      Unlike the hot dogs. 🤢

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před rokem +9

      Serious question, do vienna sausages technically count as hotdogs? They're made the same way so I would assume so. I need to know this, it's very important. Very cool!

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@brokenfingers9607 Damn it, I was gonna make that joke...
      VEEERY COOL!

  • @HungryTacoBoy
    @HungryTacoBoy Před 7 lety +795

    I'm glad Mike and Jay allowed the hot one to actually be useful this episode and open up the swag.

    • @declankasch5388
      @declankasch5388 Před 7 lety +341

      FractalBoy yeah I'm really glad rich got a bigger role than just the sex appeal

    • @ericpetschow1108
      @ericpetschow1108 Před 7 lety +37

      FractalBoy dude i died reading these lol

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 Před 7 lety +38

      Rich is so dense he just fills up every frame.

  • @goodgamelover123
    @goodgamelover123 Před 7 lety +2622

    I've watched this more times than I care to admit.

    • @SuperMovieLvr933
      @SuperMovieLvr933 Před 7 lety +130

      My favorite part is when he says "When I first saw it I thought it was a fan film & I said 'that looks like crap' then I realized it was real & I said 'that looks awesome." 😂 😂 😂

    • @r2dezki
      @r2dezki Před 7 lety +66

      Me personally, I loved this video and I'm on my maybe 15th or 16th watch right now.

    • @snactimusmaximus
      @snactimusmaximus Před 7 lety +58

      It's very cool.

    • @mycaleb8
      @mycaleb8 Před 7 lety +12

      Once?

    • @kuzu_no_ha
      @kuzu_no_ha Před 7 lety +9

      Snactimus Maximus Very cool.

  • @lunsj
    @lunsj Před 6 lety +803

    Rich: "It's like being dead for ninety minutes. But you're eating popcorn." Disney should put that on the Last Jedi poster!

    • @youngboss2071
      @youngboss2071 Před 4 lety +21

      Disney should put that on the poster of every live action remake.

    • @dennis1921
      @dennis1921 Před 4 lety +11

      Disney should put that on basically every action movie they release.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. Před 3 lety +5

      Except it's longer than 90 minutes and after the film is over you feel dead for much longer.

    • @johnblackman6523
      @johnblackman6523 Před 2 lety

      *2.5 hours

    • @brickcowboy9994
      @brickcowboy9994 Před 2 lety +1

      Why stop at The Last Jedi? Just put that on the general Sequel Trilogy

  • @themarkktv
    @themarkktv Před 5 lety +901

    Fun fact: the only Ghostbusters 2016 action figure ever bought in the world was used for this video

    • @warmpond
      @warmpond Před 2 lety +50

      Mike actually stole it off the back of a truck

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Před rokem +45

      @@warmpond the trucker saw him, but didn't give a shit.

  • @rosiethefeeder3085
    @rosiethefeeder3085 Před 7 lety +3937

    "Nothing says I love you like a black guy holding a gun."

  • @legendaryramengamer2083
    @legendaryramengamer2083 Před 7 lety +10660

    This satire is missing one crucial element. Attractive women that do not want to be there.

    • @mightymelee
      @mightymelee Před 7 lety +3984

      We have Rich.

    • @mattrmsf
      @mattrmsf Před 7 lety +788

      You'd Plinkett could get them some attractive women that don't want to be there.

    • @brotherryan5557
      @brotherryan5557 Před 7 lety +710

      That are constantly hit on by creepy mid-40s nerds that think they're cool because they have a CZcams show.

    • @MrLaxdude89
      @MrLaxdude89 Před 7 lety +375

      What are you talking about, Rich Evans is right there.

    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs Před 6 lety +57

      I checked a video of hers. She is hillarious.

  • @meganega123
    @meganega123 Před rokem +264

    I'm having the worst cold of my life and decided to put this on to have that warm cozy feeling

    • @mapsmaps2215
      @mapsmaps2215 Před rokem +13

      Whiskey does a pretty good job of that

    • @Argoth100
      @Argoth100 Před rokem +7

      Dude exact same and I started choking with laughter when he smells the hotdogs.

    • @mikesideburns9791
      @mikesideburns9791 Před rokem +7

      Were you vaccinated?

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 Před rokem +4

      I hope you feel better soon :)

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před rokem +6

      worst ear infection of my life, but these guys are making it bearable

  • @JonnyMaxximum
    @JonnyMaxximum Před 3 lety +215

    The terror and concern on Jay's face juxtaposed with Mike's sheer childlike joy at watching the camera almost fall was pure beauty.

  • @maritamcnair7005
    @maritamcnair7005 Před 7 lety +625

    "It's like being dead for 90 minutes, but you're eating popcorn." Hehehe

  • @taylors-fm3dq
    @taylors-fm3dq Před 7 lety +366

    I just picture Mike filling up his shopping cart with all this crap from the Walmart clearance section and people giving him weird looks in the checkout line

  • @Isulfr
    @Isulfr Před 5 lety +186

    I just love that the BB-8 watch goes off when Rich knocks down the cameras. That comedic timing is just amazing and I come back here like once a month just to get my fix of Mike's "not giving a crap anymore" laugh.

  • @kh5000
    @kh5000 Před 5 lety +576

    Only two individuals can wear those glasses:
    1)Spongebob Squarepants
    2)Jay Bauman

  • @lewiswhatley687
    @lewiswhatley687 Před 7 lety +373

    "Nothing says I love you like a black guy holding a gun"- Rich Evans, 2017

    • @lewiswhatley687
      @lewiswhatley687 Před 7 lety +1

      Okay, why did the song King of kings by Bobby King start playing as the advert after the video had finished? Is CZcams trying to say that my soup needs saving or something?

    • @lewiswhatley687
      @lewiswhatley687 Před 7 lety +4

      Soul, not soup. Jesus Christ.

    • @lewiswhatley687
      @lewiswhatley687 Před 7 lety +4

      You say that like more proof was needed. It's an open secret that Rich is a detestable human being who does dirty protests outside abortion clinics, and openly thinks that the Nazis did nothing wrong. Allegedly. Fun side fact, my phone has the names Hillary, Donald and Bernie on predictive text after the phrase"openly supports".

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven Před 7 lety +2

      Dalton Swayze Racist and gunnist. He's nothing like SJW and gun nut Jake Packard.

    • @HobbyView
      @HobbyView Před 7 lety

      I'm totally stealing that quote.

  • @namelessgoon146
    @namelessgoon146 Před 7 lety +87

    _"It's like being dead for 90 minutes, but you're eating popcorn."_
    ~ Rich Evans, 2017

  • @kidmonster670
    @kidmonster670 Před 4 lety +336

    I don't think there's ever been a point in Jay and Mike's life where they've ever felt more alive than when they thought Rich was gonna break the camera setup.

  • @chriswells2010
    @chriswells2010 Před 2 lety +55

    "It's like being dead for 90 min. But your eating popcorn." lol

  • @Megalulbuckets
    @Megalulbuckets Před 7 lety +248

    This satire perfectly speaks to my burning hatred for the consumer fandom

  • @Ryancamron3342
    @Ryancamron3342 Před 7 lety +588

    Please release a Nerd Crew episode after every release of a big comic book movie or a star wars movie

    • @Videogamestwin
      @Videogamestwin Před 7 lety +3

      Well, if they do that, there will be about 7 or 8 more episodes this year ! This makes me happy and sad at the same time.

    • @Ryancamron3342
      @Ryancamron3342 Před 7 lety +11

      crapvile 70% of what they talked about in both episodes were Star Wars related, their is still so much to say about comic book movie fanboys

    • @rocknroller167
      @rocknroller167 Před 7 lety

      Explain?

    • @vestfoldify
      @vestfoldify Před 7 lety

      wat

    • @rocknroller167
      @rocknroller167 Před 7 lety +4

      How they've become the thing they are mocking.

  • @ultimate15clb
    @ultimate15clb Před 4 lety +206

    well over two years later and I still come back and die laughing

  • @YourePrettyGood
    @YourePrettyGood Před 4 lety +396

    YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE HOME RUNS DISNEY

  • @SaurusHam
    @SaurusHam Před 7 lety +831

    How did Mike keep a straight face during the -Ghostbusters- Star Wars action figure part? That man is like a stone wall.

    • @SethTheXenocide
      @SethTheXenocide Před 7 lety +126

      SaurusHam It's why when Mike does actually break character and laugh in something it's so great.

    • @boardgamebrawl
      @boardgamebrawl Před 7 lety +10

      Multiple, glorious takes.

    • @namelessgoon146
      @namelessgoon146 Před 7 lety +43

      What's so funny about a normal Star Wars action figure? It's because Rey's a woman, huh?

    • @jillmo6458
      @jillmo6458 Před 7 lety +32

      Ol' Stonewall Stoklasa.

    • @user-wx3wc4bo7c
      @user-wx3wc4bo7c Před 7 lety +4

      SaurusHam I'm pretty sure he is polish

  • @BlinksAwakening
    @BlinksAwakening Před 7 lety +850

    Rich's reaction to the Ghostbusters toy very poorly repackaged as a Star Wars toy just kills me.

    • @excelboy5402
      @excelboy5402 Před 4 lety +24

      Yeah I like to thjnk its a genuine reaction of the first time he saw it

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 Před rokem +52

    William Shatner thought this was real.

  • @zerocray5219
    @zerocray5219 Před 5 lety +192

    “They ask you to donate food for starving African children, but you don’t get a Darth Vader bobble head.” This one got me.

  • @SigmaoctanusIV
    @SigmaoctanusIV Před 7 lety +1618

    On on that day Rich pushed over 10,000 dollars worth of Camera equipment, which he paid for using his batman Wallet.

  • @griswoldclark6835
    @griswoldclark6835 Před 7 lety +602

    That jacket mike has on is like $20 at walmart and looks even worse on an actual human

    • @griswoldclark6835
      @griswoldclark6835 Před 7 lety +41

      petrallen it cured my cancer but gave me diarrhea

    • @AncelDeLambert
      @AncelDeLambert Před 7 lety +14

      But it came in a Geek Crate. It was the American Werewolf in London edition.

    • @ozymandeusii1576
      @ozymandeusii1576 Před 7 lety +4

      its pronounced AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!

    • @denang501
      @denang501 Před 4 lety +1

      grant grant My brother got that exact jacket for $5 on a Kohl’s clearance rack😂

  • @lilyzeal4699
    @lilyzeal4699 Před 5 lety +195

    I don't think Rich knew what was in the Nerd boxes beforehand. There was some HEAVY editing going on to hide all the laughter from Mike and Jay as Rich was reacting to all that nerd goodness.

    • @Bonobo1974
      @Bonobo1974 Před 2 lety +8

      12:35 Rich breaking character is so good

  • @xWhackoJacko
    @xWhackoJacko Před 7 měsíci +11

    The unboxing portion is like therapy. It's funny EVERY SINGLE TIME, without fail.

  • @quantumskywalker6888
    @quantumskywalker6888 Před 7 lety +253

    Best line:
    "- Should he be taking that many pills?
    - Yes."

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 Před 6 lety +8

      Well he saw Batman v Superman.

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker Před 7 lety +894

    Me personally, I love your show BUT you guys need to add a woman and a minority.

  • @STRZB001
    @STRZB001 Před 2 lety +52

    The Avengers Vienna Sausages kills me with laughter. I watch that scene once a week to fill my empty void of happiness.

  • @matchesmalone2625
    @matchesmalone2625 Před rokem +45

    5 years later and I still find this video horrifically clairvoyant

  • @vinesaucefullsauce
    @vinesaucefullsauce Před 7 lety +3873

    Oh my god. The vienna sausage bit. I can't breathe!

    • @TrystanDavis
      @TrystanDavis Před 7 lety +175

      Rey Action figure had me in stitches. Too good.

    • @krartan
      @krartan Před 7 lety +117

      I love you Binyot. Tell me your pepperoni secrets.

    • @SeachelleMichelle
      @SeachelleMichelle Před 7 lety +91

      I read your name as Viennasauce and thought "well that's appropriate"

    • @GarlemaldInformatum
      @GarlemaldInformatum Před 6 lety +9

      V I N N Y ily

    • @AJamJammy
      @AJamJammy Před 6 lety +31

      HOLY SHIT VINNY

  • @SkywalkerG1o
    @SkywalkerG1o Před 7 lety +88

    "You just keep hitting fucking home runs Disney!!!"
    LOL I AM DED

  • @cademckee8060
    @cademckee8060 Před 2 lety +54

    Rich losing it over the ghostbusters toy made me lose it. I laughed so hard at his joy. This is amazing.

  • @PlasmaKong2
    @PlasmaKong2 Před 6 lety +92

    4:37 You just keep hitting the fucking homeruns, Disney

    • @chico7270
      @chico7270 Před 3 lety +17

      Me personally, I love this comment

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 Před 7 lety +167

    I love watching the Nerd Crew! It validates the fact that I spent $280 on Chewbacca socks!

    • @gizzylaserfoot2604
      @gizzylaserfoot2604 Před 7 lety +17

      www.extremepie.com/en-US/Stance-Star-Wars-The-Force2-12-Pack-Gift-Set-Mens-Socks/p3430186.htm?colour=Assorted&sku=333708&productid=97379&Shopping%20API&gclid=CjwKEAiA2abEBRCdx7PqqunM1CYSJABf3qvaHq951pPNz96hSDEHjoj6frnfKcII2r5bPsgkA8I3_hoCG_7w_wcB

    • @pedrooliveira2912
      @pedrooliveira2912 Před 7 lety +12

      10% OFF!?!?!?!?!?! I CAN'T WAIT TILL I WASTE ALL MY MONEY ON THESE.

    • @Clide0_0
      @Clide0_0 Před 7 lety +2

      Nater SnorkleBox that is the most pathetic yet funniest comment ive seen. Good job my friend you made me chuckle.

  • @jmiester25
    @jmiester25 Před 7 lety +383

    It's so great to know satire isn't dead. IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

  • @bergles1
    @bergles1 Před 4 lety +87

    over two years later and I can't stop watching this... love the dry heaves from the sausages

    • @somemong989
      @somemong989 Před 3 lety +2

      Was that real though, did they seriously ship unpreserved meat products like that? Of course they're gonna go bad.

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 Před 2 lety +8

      According to what was once told on Previously Recorded, that was Rich's genuine reaction, apparently

  • @fudalefu1
    @fudalefu1 Před 3 lety +46

    The BB-8 watch going off erratically when Rich falls into the cameras. Perfect. Rich is basically the BB-8 of the show, blissfully unaware, round, comic relief.
    And you can tell it’s not an edit from Mike and Jay’s increased laughing at the moment when it goes off.
    P.S. AT-ST! AT-ST!

  • @GodOfPopTarts
    @GodOfPopTarts Před 7 lety +79

    "YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKING HOME RUNS DISNEY!"

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames Před 7 lety +1914

    This is so on point it hurts.

    • @EpicFaCe441
      @EpicFaCe441 Před 7 lety +5

      SpaceHamster now watch me whip

    • @ThreeNinjaDucks
      @ThreeNinjaDucks Před 6 lety +2

      Hi SpaceHamster

    • @srainer2001
      @srainer2001 Před 5 lety +21

      You're guilty of the second half of the vid my guy.

    • @Samuel-mw8ly
      @Samuel-mw8ly Před 5 lety +18

      @@srainer2001 the second half feels more like a critique on the companies rather than the people that are given money to advertise

    • @Rafviel
      @Rafviel Před 3 lety

      I’m just glad to see you here, lol.

  • @matthewwithum8372
    @matthewwithum8372 Před 2 lety +85

    The world needs more nerd crew episodes.

  • @UndeadSon
    @UndeadSon Před 6 lety +594

    I had to google if "nerd box" was a real thing and the first result was "24 Best Geek Subscription Boxes (For Gamers and Nerds Alike)". Now I want to kill myself even more than usual.

    • @dragonhawkk
      @dragonhawkk Před 2 lety

      Tarot reference?

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Před 2 lety +1

      @i change my pfp constantly really????

    • @yanstein8464
      @yanstein8464 Před 2 lety +7

      yeah, it's a real thing, was extremely popular in geek spaces in early 2010's

    • @amelzon1
      @amelzon1 Před rokem +9

      I liked the comment.
      Hope it’s just a joke and you’re feeling better mate.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 8 měsíci

      Oh it is😊

  • @iAmTheSquidThing
    @iAmTheSquidThing Před 7 lety +424

    Sorry, Jay, but those glasses actually suit you.

    • @gocsa
      @gocsa Před 7 lety +88

      just when we thought he couldn't be any hotter...

    • @marckemper4902
      @marckemper4902 Před 7 lety +31

      great vistas

    • @_CaptainCanada
      @_CaptainCanada Před 7 lety +37

      *Susan

    • @2157AF
      @2157AF Před 7 lety +18

      Very Cool

    • @Oxyggs
      @Oxyggs Před 7 lety +1

      He reminds me of McManus in the Usual Suspect.

  • @trickso4025
    @trickso4025 Před 7 lety +140

    I've never seen Rich express as much joy as he did when he got his -Ghostbusters- Rey figurine.

    • @lucasshearer7062
      @lucasshearer7062 Před 7 lety +16

      trickso it's the only time I've ever seen his beady dead eyes light up with authentic happiness.

    • @jonq8714
      @jonq8714 Před 7 lety +5

      For five minutes we got to witness the hole in his soul filled by the joy of star wars swag

  • @madijeis4320
    @madijeis4320 Před 3 lety +54

    3:46 Jay was almost breaking character to laugh at Mike banging his head against the mic

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420

    It's so dense. Every frame has so much going on

  • @kankerkebs15
    @kankerkebs15 Před 7 lety +122

    OH MY GOD, THANK YOU. ITS JUST A FUCKING TITLE.
    Everyone around me and every CZcams channel is freaking out over this fucking title.
    I thought I was going crazy.

    • @kankerkebs15
      @kankerkebs15 Před 7 lety +3

      I love this series. Thank you.

    • @kankerkebs15
      @kankerkebs15 Před 7 lety +9

      crapvile Me, personally, I agree.

    • @AaronfromQueens
      @AaronfromQueens Před 7 lety +12

      Some people didn't like this video, but I thought it was fun. CZcams videos, they're just supposed to be fun. Just turn-your-brain-off fun. Like being dead!

  • @clorasmcsmugger2653
    @clorasmcsmugger2653 Před 7 lety +483

    They clapped because they know Star Wars.

  • @ClothesCat
    @ClothesCat Před 3 lety +32

    Something about the end catches me every time. That Jay is so scared about damaging the cameras that for a moment he is all business; then the pause; then the laughter when it turns out alright. But the fact Mike does not seemingly care at all is the perfect juxtaposition.

  • @Ephisus
    @Ephisus Před 3 lety +91

    Rich Evans genuinely trying not to vomit is funnier to me than it probably should be.

  • @DrWolfenstein313
    @DrWolfenstein313 Před 7 lety +77

    I am sincerely amazed at Mike's ability to keep a straight face. Easy when your soul is dead.

    • @thrillrtflc
      @thrillrtflc Před 7 lety

      He did manage to laugh eventually...when Rich pretended he hurt himself.

    • @davidl1112
      @davidl1112 Před 7 lety +11

      I think what cracked them was Rich very nearly destroying their $5000 camera.

    • @verdigo1
      @verdigo1 Před 7 lety +2

      And you can tell who paid for the camera.

    • @arfived4
      @arfived4 Před 7 lety

      I suspect that there's an element of editing to this.

    • @DrWolfenstein313
      @DrWolfenstein313 Před 7 lety

      I know, I know he laughs sometimes, but at many others he keeps the poker face while Jay was as I would have been, cracking up.

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper Před 7 lety +187

    Does Mike ever speak without a thick layer of irony?

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing Před 7 lety +1

      There's always at least one. Sometimes more. Sometimes there are so many layers of irony no one knows how he really feels, not even himself.

    • @optibee1
      @optibee1 Před 7 lety

      Aren't they doing the same?

    • @definitelynotofficial7350
      @definitelynotofficial7350 Před 7 lety +3

      Irony is like onions.

    • @Tyler-xg5gz
      @Tyler-xg5gz Před 7 lety

      It's so dense.

  • @rayfarr2115
    @rayfarr2115 Před 6 lety +493

    Even Rich Evans has a #Metoo story...

  • @chrischickering1959
    @chrischickering1959 Před 5 lety +63

    I love when Mike says " just dump that crap on the floor." People who buy loot crates end up not giving a shit about what they get.

    • @Lastclerk3
      @Lastclerk3 Před 2 lety +14

      My friend used to get them back in their hey day and he would just give me stuff he didn’t want, like a Doctor who spork. And I would think “Why would you get these” also now that I think of it Why did anyone waste resources making that spork? I love Doctor Who, but why does that exist?

    • @andrewd8420
      @andrewd8420 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Lastclerk3 Greed knows no bounds.

  • @MattHaleUK
    @MattHaleUK Před 7 lety +94

    There's a fine line between satire and sarcasm. You guys just straight up shat all over that line, put a Star Wars sticker on it, and sold it to Disney. I fucking love you guys.

  • @brianhood163
    @brianhood163 Před 7 lety +194

    I think they've outdone themselves with this series.

  • @IzayaV
    @IzayaV Před 6 lety +124

    i love going back to these episodes they're so funny and their mix of improv and script is amazing , i love when they break character too. i hope they continue this series!!

  • @SquigglyMcCriggly
    @SquigglyMcCriggly Před 4 lety +36

    Every time I watch this I notice some new hilarious thing. Every frame is so dense, there's so many things going on

  • @wrisst1712
    @wrisst1712 Před 7 lety +285

    I don't know if I can take 20 minutes of straight satire

    • @spacejunk76
      @spacejunk76 Před 7 lety +10

      Yeah no shit. RLM is starting to suck their own dicks and it's awful.

    • @bdm4693
      @bdm4693 Před 7 lety +33

      I thought the same thing, but it's worth it. Some of the funniest stuff on CZcams right now.

    • @drawnimo
      @drawnimo Před 7 lety +6

      satire?

    • @spacejunk76
      @spacejunk76 Před 7 lety +2

      This new show is making fun of similar youtubers who review pop culture stuff and call it nerdy.

    • @JoshBlanksby
      @JoshBlanksby Před 7 lety +56

      spacejunk76 Your comment is the most disappointing thing since my son.

  • @_CaptainCanada
    @_CaptainCanada Před 7 lety +512

    I came in my pants when I saw the notification for a second one of these

    • @Krackerjax
      @Krackerjax Před 7 lety +1

      im screaming

    • @_CaptainCanada
      @_CaptainCanada Před 7 lety +9

      AT ST AT ST AT ST

    • @Rickyroo1980
      @Rickyroo1980 Před 7 lety +3

      Captain Canada haha me too, i loves this sheeeit

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 Před 7 lety +5

      I pissed myself laughing when Jay appeared dressed in his nerd gear.

    • @James00037
      @James00037 Před 7 lety +6

      same... lol

  • @dextergrif
    @dextergrif Před rokem +20

    As someone who is part of both the Geek Culture and Nerd Culture communities, I love this film.

  • @TheSentry777
    @TheSentry777 Před 3 lety +70

    I know I'm nearly 4 years too late but my goodness these guys are so good.

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating Před 7 lety +495

    These must go on forever

  • @saulturner3567
    @saulturner3567 Před 7 lety +158

    I guess the vistas are gonna be amazing on this new Disney's Star Wars Episode 8 The last Jedi A Star Wars Story by Disney

    • @steveh790
      @steveh790 Před 7 lety +14

      Saul Turner Me personality, I absolutely agree. The vistas will be what makes Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi A Star Wars Story better than Empire Strikes Back.

    • @jamdude13
      @jamdude13 Před 7 lety +5

      Saul Turner i hear Disneys star wars episode 8 a star wars story by Disney will be dark, darker than the empire strikes back

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 Před 7 lety +3

      even darker than rogue one?

    • @MrSpvdes
      @MrSpvdes Před 7 lety +4

      Pitch black

  • @yotamgivon
    @yotamgivon Před rokem +30

    Rich not managing to stay in character and losing his shit is just the best.

  • @lookingforretard5013
    @lookingforretard5013 Před 4 lety +175

    Sometimes it's the subtle shade that is thrown between the lines like "this backpack is made out of genuine artificial material."

  • @TheSneezingMonkey
    @TheSneezingMonkey Před 7 lety +44

    During the nerdbox unboxing I cried tears laughing....and woke up my wife next to me. Well worth it...

  • @conorevilvillainmonologuem5448

    I love how RLM mocks channels like screen junkies news

    • @Orosian5
      @Orosian5 Před 7 lety +7

      Very cool!

    • @MrLapin85
      @MrLapin85 Před 7 lety +3

      And I was sitting thinking I want to see these three in Movie Fights..

    • @cutecatgirlnya
      @cutecatgirlnya Před 7 lety

      That's a good one, Susan!

    • @coreyweber2340
      @coreyweber2340 Před 7 lety

      Thada you said exactly what I was thinking when I watched the last one...as soon as Mike was talking I could tell he was playing/mocking a character

  • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
    @ILikeBleachItsTrue Před 5 lety +36

    Omg the shot of Mike and Jay almost pissing themselves when the watch beeped xDD

  • @graysamsung8983
    @graysamsung8983 Před 3 lety +40

    Im impressed by how convincingly they all welled up at the films logo.

  • @BurnzyBurninator
    @BurnzyBurninator Před 7 lety +206

    When I saw this was posted, I thought, "the first episode was fantastic, but there's no way they can keep this shtick funny.
    Then this episode was better.
    RLM, you never cease to amaze me.

    • @SeatherineJent
      @SeatherineJent Před 7 lety +2

      Me too, can't wait for more!

    • @JasonNumber
      @JasonNumber Před 7 lety +1

      Mr. Burns yes, I came here to say this. I hope they keep going

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 Před 7 lety +5

      I think it's really exclusive and personally I find it really cool that they deliver these high value videos for free, I sure hope they charge us 50$ per video soon because I really feel like the value will be even higher then.

    • @jakisthe
      @jakisthe Před 7 lety +26

      YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THOSE FUCKING HOME RUNS RLM

    • @Bosanovadude1
      @Bosanovadude1 Před 7 lety

      aelix56 yea screen junkies plus such a waste of money

  • @OMGYasuke
    @OMGYasuke Před 7 lety +792

    You guys need to get a hot "nerd" girl

    • @rmyoung87
      @rmyoung87 Před 7 lety +109

      She's now a He named Jay, and we have to respect his decision. But now we can get a real girl who can make us pretend that we're going to get laid some time in the near future.

    • @nita6495
      @nita6495 Před 7 lety +34

      Reverse SteveJobs All the hot "nerd" girls are locked in their basement. What are you, an rlm newb?

    • @chaosinorderrr
      @chaosinorderrr Před 7 lety

      Yes!

    • @mrbighead5222
      @mrbighead5222 Před 7 lety +12

      Gillian would be perfect for that role

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam Před 7 lety +5

      no yoko

  • @milovarquiel
    @milovarquiel Před 4 lety +69

    Even more relevant with the Loot Crate banrkruptcy, it comes to show how worthless and empty the items were.

  • @matthicksxx
    @matthicksxx Před 5 lety +54

    For 19 minutes that hole in my soul was just... filled with joy

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 Před 7 lety +342

    Is this replacing Collider?

    • @stanzre
      @stanzre Před 7 lety +75

      Screen Junkies

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 Před 7 lety +11

      sebastian galoria Lol them too!!!!

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 Před 7 lety +5

      Jay had a bit of the Dan Murrell about him. :)

    • @LondonCrusader
      @LondonCrusader Před 7 lety +8

      Its going to replace ALL the channels.

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 Před 7 lety +7

      Today's topic: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN KING KONG & JAMES BONDOMGWTFROTFLMOVIESRJUSTFORDUMBFUNANDSHOULDNTBEREGARDEDOTHERWISE!!!!!!!!...now over to the girrrl corner to introduce the next topic...

  • @movielosers8057
    @movielosers8057 Před 7 lety +76

    Nothing makes happier than RLM. Other than my monthly Nerd Box subscription that is.

    • @brawlerdude555
      @brawlerdude555 Před 7 lety +22

      I just cannot live without my Star™ Wars™ Yarn™

    • @ElectricSlevin
      @ElectricSlevin Před 7 lety +3

      Geek Crate is way better, you get much more for your money and it comes in an actual crate!

  • @facemelter2277
    @facemelter2277 Před 6 lety +26

    “It’s perfect in its simplicity but complex in it subtlety” why is that line so fucking brilliant?

  • @Busto
    @Busto Před rokem +27

    This series should have won some award once all these companies started imploding