WHERE'S MY CAKE!? | Portal 2 - Part 1

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  • čas přidán 17. 04. 2020
  • Let's do this again shall we? I really want that cake! I've only ever played Portal 2 once, so this will be really fun.
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  Před 4 lety +14842

    Shoot an orange portal on the like button and a blue button on your fist and SMASH IT

  • @HannahStarella
    @HannahStarella Před 4 lety +5145

    Jack turning around back to the turret after they said, “I’m different” was honestly so pure

    • @Pritski
      @Pritski Před 4 lety +131

      Timestamp 18:34

    • @perilguardian4947
      @perilguardian4947 Před 4 lety +93

      with luck later you can save it :D

    • @octochan
      @octochan Před 4 lety +61

      I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again

    • @sunshot02
      @sunshot02 Před 4 lety +103

      I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby

    • @shazukiishtar2503
      @shazukiishtar2503 Před 4 lety +40

      question is will he know that he can save em

  • @-admiraljarl-2809
    @-admiraljarl-2809 Před 4 lety +3900

    Wheatley: CATCH ME
    Jack: *catches him*
    The Game: 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡.

    • @evanschipull3102
      @evanschipull3102 Před 3 lety +289

      And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."

    • @funniflow
      @funniflow Před 3 lety +94

      I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head

    • @kanghihihi
      @kanghihihi Před 3 lety +14

      @ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43

    • @soudelnoop
      @soudelnoop Před 3 lety +11

      @Philster Phildill bruh

    • @fotinivasileiadou916
      @fotinivasileiadou916 Před 3 lety +9

      @Philster Phildill bruh

  • @BowieBrady
    @BowieBrady Před 3 lety +931

    "You may have a minor case of brain damage."
    Chell jumps in surprise

    • @SonicGamerPrime
      @SonicGamerPrime Před rokem +2

      This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐

    • @user-fc9nu3qd1d
      @user-fc9nu3qd1d Před rokem +2

      ​@@SonicGamerPrime wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe

    • @SonicGamerPrime
      @SonicGamerPrime Před rokem +1

      @@user-fc9nu3qd1d No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.

    • @user-uh5qo6yo8v
      @user-uh5qo6yo8v Před 3 dny

      Serious brain damage

  • @Y2Knostalgia2000
    @Y2Knostalgia2000 Před 3 lety +686

    Valve devs when making glados had to be like: I want, sweet, anger, sour, and... A FUCK TON OF SARCASM

    • @spottedwombat7103
      @spottedwombat7103 Před rokem +23

      And a dash of murderous intent

    • @braedonschultz1929
      @braedonschultz1929 Před rokem +7

      Yup and they were like this is the game

    • @notsPr1ngroblox
      @notsPr1ngroblox Před rokem +2

      True

    • @tamachan-hd8uq
      @tamachan-hd8uq Před 10 měsíci

      @@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets

    • @thewalkingbutter
      @thewalkingbutter Před 9 měsíci +5

      Gabe over seeing the writing team be like
      “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”

  • @burritodawgg
    @burritodawgg Před 4 lety +3613

    Jack: Is this a sexual thing?
    Wheatley: Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.

  • @elijahmacfarland9000
    @elijahmacfarland9000 Před 4 lety +6427

    My favorite quote in this entire franchise is "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." It never doesn't make me laugh.

    • @RICK-APEX
      @RICK-APEX Před 4 lety +37

      How do you get that next to your name

    • @neverevenwaso
      @neverevenwaso Před 4 lety +110

      They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments

    • @compostedhumanwaste
      @compostedhumanwaste Před 4 lety +41

      Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH

    • @wiktorwojtczak6008
      @wiktorwojtczak6008 Před 4 lety +23

      What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.

    • @evulture3622
      @evulture3622 Před 4 lety +18

      I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!

  • @caseydonleavy9255
    @caseydonleavy9255 Před 3 lety +872

    Me: *Googles why I have a headache*
    Google: "you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage"

    • @calebbowen667
      @calebbowen667 Před 3 lety +3

      Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 3 lety +22

      @@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks

    • @CatchBurning
      @CatchBurning Před 3 lety +13

      Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate
      Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig Před 3 lety +2

      I love your display pic

    • @galak-two-ya
      @galak-two-ya Před 3 lety +5

      FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash.
      Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Před rokem +497

    I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.

    • @revilno
      @revilno Před rokem +27

      I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Před rokem +11

      @@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.

    • @Jambo_Neo
      @Jambo_Neo Před rokem +14

      @@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered

    • @DoggosGames
      @DoggosGames Před rokem

      Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Před rokem +1

      @@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.

  • @Nate2010
    @Nate2010 Před 4 lety +2202

    The “I’m different” turret appears later on a thing leading to an incinerator. That’s when you can save it.

    • @luckyduck4088
      @luckyduck4088 Před 4 lety +24

      The Ink demon yessss

    • @riboflavin1806
      @riboflavin1806 Před 4 lety +42

      He must save it

    • @cowking1158
      @cowking1158 Před 4 lety +69

      The turret is a better companion than Wheatley

    • @ryanblack6919
      @ryanblack6919 Před 4 lety +53

      You can get a Achievement from that

    • @PapaJuan
      @PapaJuan Před 4 lety +76

      Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.

  • @adamlantz7264
    @adamlantz7264 Před 4 lety +5325

    Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 Před 3 lety +356

    "I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." So she plans on reviving Chell to always use her. She DOES love Chell!

    • @terriljones3037
      @terriljones3037 Před rokem +11

      Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.

    • @SonicGamerPrime
      @SonicGamerPrime Před rokem +1

      Even tho Chell never speaks.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 Před 11 měsíci +6

      well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.

    • @terriljones3037
      @terriljones3037 Před 11 měsíci

      @@midnight4685 r/whooosh

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.

  • @PlexusCaeruleum
    @PlexusCaeruleum Před 3 lety +440

    When you realize that this game is nearly 10 years old.

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister Před 4 lety +662

    After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you

    • @calvindonnahoo2035
      @calvindonnahoo2035 Před 4 lety +55

      GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen

    • @saxinator143
      @saxinator143 Před 4 lety +52

      Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills

    • @drecknathmagladery9118
      @drecknathmagladery9118 Před 4 lety +9

      and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence

    • @chromatic_fate7114
      @chromatic_fate7114 Před 4 lety +8

      Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt Před 4 lety +3

      @@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol

  • @officiallyrandom2614
    @officiallyrandom2614 Před 3 lety +3102

    The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror

  • @Virgilz_
    @Virgilz_ Před 3 lety +149

    Imagine threatening someone with “I will emancipate your ear tubes”

  • @thatonegreyghost3276
    @thatonegreyghost3276 Před 2 lety +119

    God the way Wheatly is animated, he's so expressive

  •  Před 4 lety +726

    Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple"
    Chel: *jumps*
    Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"

    • @memelord9659
      @memelord9659 Před 4 lety +7

      Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it

    • @tehanimeitor7947
      @tehanimeitor7947 Před 3 lety +1

      @Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant

    • @tehanimeitor7947
      @tehanimeitor7947 Před 3 lety +1

      @Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe

    • @otheooo
      @otheooo Před 3 lety +1

      thats name dyslexia

  • @jodie5808
    @jodie5808 Před 4 lety +1947

    Jack: * goes inside the elevator *
    Jack: “alright take me up”
    * elevator goes down *

    • @otheooo
      @otheooo Před 3 lety +8

      that's named bipolar elevator/lift.

    • @user-yj8wz5je6f
      @user-yj8wz5je6f Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you

    • @Toastythetoast1
      @Toastythetoast1 Před 3 lety +5

      Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-

    • @pixelennio
      @pixelennio Před 3 lety

      @@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo Před 3 lety +7

      GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
      *goes down*

  • @deltajon4048
    @deltajon4048 Před rokem +33

    One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 Před 3 lety +61

    Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.

    • @mostlyghostie
      @mostlyghostie Před 3 lety +1

      The release? What release?

    • @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366
      @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mostlyghostie The game's release

    • @thatlowqualityblaziken7005
      @thatlowqualityblaziken7005 Před 2 lety

      So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 Před 2 lety +5

      @@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."

  • @zombieslayer9304
    @zombieslayer9304 Před 4 lety +377

    Glados: "yesterday I saw a deer"
    Me: yesterday you were dead

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts Před 4 lety +20

      ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.

    • @yusufrahman2294
      @yusufrahman2294 Před 4 lety +2

      U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?

    • @PumpkinChild1302
      @PumpkinChild1302 Před 4 lety +3

      I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs

    • @frozengolemgt9261
      @frozengolemgt9261 Před 4 lety

      Approved

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 Před 4 lety +4

      Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.

  • @TheLoginatoR
    @TheLoginatoR Před 3 lety +2572

    GLaDOS: You're navigating these test rooms faster than I can build them.
    Speedrunners: That's...why I'm here.

    • @snowyyy009
      @snowyyy009 Před 3 lety +44

      Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.

    • @koni4971
      @koni4971 Před 3 lety +8

      it’s dreem time

    • @Rain0T
      @Rain0T Před 3 lety +29

      @@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.

    • @karlcorey3411
      @karlcorey3411 Před 3 lety +16

      Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds

    • @SorenN2011
      @SorenN2011 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Rain0T he did not cheat

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 Před 3 lety +49

    Can't get enough of Stephen Merchant's performance, it's so gooood

  • @pandora0016
    @pandora0016 Před 2 lety +35

    38:03: can we just stop an appreciate how sean’s facecam flipped around when he went through the portal. props to the editor for that little detail.

  • @combineunit6155
    @combineunit6155 Před 4 lety +631

    B R U H
    Voice: "you've been asleep for 50 days"
    Jack: "I've been asleep for 50 years"

  • @frightenedgamer5081
    @frightenedgamer5081 Před 4 lety +634

    “If the laws of physics don’t apply in the future, god help you”

  • @systemdoesmusic
    @systemdoesmusic Před 3 lety +191

    "It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years."
    Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!

  • @paxtonsievert5925
    @paxtonsievert5925 Před 3 lety +33

    Why is the way wheatly says "Like, a proper manic" so satisfying

  • @ClaytonBTyler
    @ClaytonBTyler Před 4 lety +411

    Robot voice in the beginning: "You have been in suspension for 50 days."
    Jack: "He said we've been in stasis for 50 years."

    • @himi7568
      @himi7568 Před 4 lety +11

      I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)

    • @ClaytonBTyler
      @ClaytonBTyler Před 4 lety +5

      ​@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.

    • @halle7300
      @halle7300 Před 4 lety +2

      I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take

    • @sugoha_2548
      @sugoha_2548 Před 4 lety +2

      wasn't it 15 days even?

    • @danielrollins7426
      @danielrollins7426 Před 4 lety +1

      I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy

  • @m3lod552
    @m3lod552 Před 4 lety +694

    Glados: youre garbage i was talking about you
    Jack: “Honeyyy im Trash”

  • @alexslab7658
    @alexslab7658 Před 2 lety +19

    The fact that in 2011 portal 2 has graphics this good is mind blowing.

  • @varik2622
    @varik2622 Před 3 lety +25

    This feels like a part of my childhood that never actually happened.

  • @Ruskah0307
    @Ruskah0307 Před 4 lety +591

    "You have been in suspension for *50* days"
    "So we've been in suspension for 50 years..."

  • @ianshue2890
    @ianshue2890 Před 3 lety +1035

    Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick

    • @Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk
      @Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk Před 2 lety +17

      You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it

    • @yeetbroboi6243
      @yeetbroboi6243 Před 2 lety +2

      I only heard Hats off

    • @FNaFManiac
      @FNaFManiac Před rokem +2

      moby what?

    • @SilverDragon_365
      @SilverDragon_365 Před rokem +3

      I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂

    • @verified_tinker1818
      @verified_tinker1818 Před rokem +6

      @@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this:
      _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._

  • @straightkiller2424
    @straightkiller2424 Před 3 lety +13

    "this is a docking station" *CRASH* "ok not a docking station" - wheatly

  • @DavidAllgaier_
    @DavidAllgaier_ Před 8 měsíci +4

    27:50 nice to see how you get so connected with your player character that you think you are feeling the pain they felt.

  • @__koksloks__4449
    @__koksloks__4449 Před 4 lety +815

    "you have been in suspension for 50 days"
    jack: So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt Před 4 lety +15

      IKR lol

    • @dallastexas1684
      @dallastexas1684 Před 4 lety +11

      its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years

    • @conorales7211
      @conorales7211 Před 4 lety +41

      @@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles

    • @conniebowles5716
      @conniebowles5716 Před 4 lety +5

      @@conorales7211 yeah

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 Před 4 lety +12

      i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit

  • @jayden622
    @jayden622 Před 4 lety +686

    Everyone in quartentine: *dying of absolute boredom and stress*
    Jack: lmao okay so I plan to upload 7 times a day-

  • @robzmbee
    @robzmbee Před 2 lety +2

    NO THAT TURRENT BROKE MY HEART THE LITTLE "im different.." I AM ABOUT TO CRY

  • @tangerine_ren
    @tangerine_ren Před 3 lety +19

    Sean unintentionally killing that turret after saying "yes, buddy! I saved you!" made me cry laughing omg

  • @oof_Hersheys
    @oof_Hersheys Před 3 lety +2087

    Everyone gangsta until the “different” turret comes out of the tube

    • @surelcrane3141
      @surelcrane3141 Před 3 lety +77

      I save the different turret every time I play this game, it just warms my hearth

    • @littlenightmaresfan4205
      @littlenightmaresfan4205 Před 3 lety +25

      im different

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 Před 3 lety +7

      What do you mean "different " turret

    • @oof_Hersheys
      @oof_Hersheys Před 3 lety +18

      @@adrawingprotogen2994 the one piled up in the tube close to where they go off the testing track

    • @burritouzumaki.
      @burritouzumaki. Před 3 lety +5

      @@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.

  • @djxafty
    @djxafty Před 4 lety +160

    Turret: hello?
    Me: i want to hug him pls i want him to be with me
    Turret: im different!
    Me: *immediatly starts crying*

    • @rthwip
      @rthwip Před 4 lety +18

      You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore

    • @djxafty
      @djxafty Před 4 lety +9

      @@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 Před 4 lety +10

      Turret lives matter

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 Před 4 lety +6

      When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson Před 4 lety +5

      I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.

  • @NarinsCreativeCorner
    @NarinsCreativeCorner Před 3 lety +21

    16:30 Can I just say that I’m surprised that Jack is okay with this kind of puzzle when he has a fear of heights??

    • @C4R1N4
      @C4R1N4 Před rokem +2

      of course he's ok, cause it's a vidyagame, I'm scared of heights above 2m and did they flying levels

  • @slendergavan3588
    @slendergavan3588 Před 2 lety +11

    Portal is just full of comedy gold with its passive aggressive and sarcastic quotes from glados.

  • @leoanimations4360
    @leoanimations4360 Před 4 lety +575

    Jack: *jumps up with jump pad*
    Wheatley: ...and then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen...

    • @imacommenter1255
      @imacommenter1255 Před 4 lety +13

      Oh my goodness XD

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre Před 4 lety +19

      *jump*
      .....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....

    • @No-hj7lz
      @No-hj7lz Před 4 lety +11

      into a potato*

    • @TomEllis_
      @TomEllis_ Před 4 lety +7

      OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment

    • @TomEllis_
      @TomEllis_ Před 4 lety +4

      whoever liked my comment thank you

  • @CyberChroma
    @CyberChroma Před 4 lety +189

    Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen!
    It's details like that that make this game what it is!

    • @sandra1328
      @sandra1328 Před 4 lety +5

      Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >

  • @SubnauticGamer64
    @SubnauticGamer64 Před 2 lety +4

    39:20 Glados with them weight jokes

  • @medic_memer
    @medic_memer Před rokem +12

    45:05 BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

  • @atypical140
    @atypical140 Před 4 lety +318

    Jack: is this the place I killed her? No, it's not.
    Me: ... yes. Yes it is

    • @linneaborggren3392
      @linneaborggren3392 Před 4 lety +2

      Sydney Stafferton Hahah same tho! I Said it out loud

    • @ditt0422
      @ditt0422 Před 4 lety

      Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 Před 4 lety +1

      Matnsmith Smith no, his AI was based off of the intellectual capacity of wheat, if wheat was sentient. That’s just my theory though

    • @maleman5481
      @maleman5481 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ditt0422 woah thats pretty deep but kinda interesting

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin Před 3 lety +1

      @@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design

  • @giannoandjarod2969
    @giannoandjarod2969 Před 4 lety +353

    Wheatley: Stop panicking
    Everyone: * PANICKS*
    Jack: I cant get this off my screen.

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears Před 3 lety +21

    18:01
    "Is this a sexual thing?"
    "Uh, yeah, I can't do it if you're watching..."

  • @fallenangel4856
    @fallenangel4856 Před 3 lety +3

    7:48 jack: alright, take me up!
    the elevator: *goes down*

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 Před 3 lety +1414

    I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".

    • @conboi124
      @conboi124 Před 3 lety +49

      hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie Před 3 lety +44

      @@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife Před 2 lety +1

      @@conboi124 This is why

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife Před 2 lety +1

      @@Orangecatinahoodie I love CZcams

    • @jessmess7170
      @jessmess7170 Před 2 lety +8

      I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm

  • @TheSneedking
    @TheSneedking Před 4 lety +186

    Glados: Has a grudge from you killing her
    Also Glados: Tried to burn you alive and kill you

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight Před 4 lety +5

      Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.

    • @TheSneedking
      @TheSneedking Před 4 lety

      Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂

    • @digitsstuff6521
      @digitsstuff6521 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear

    • @TheSneedking
      @TheSneedking Před 4 lety +1

      @@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharlieMacland
    @CharlieMacland Před 2 lety +7

    16:08 for some reason the way he said “bye blockie” makes me so happy

  • @unusandannuscasket
    @unusandannuscasket Před rokem +4

    41:30 this has to be my favorite part just saying stinky for no reason

  • @elizainfinite6325
    @elizainfinite6325 Před 4 lety +618

    Portal fans when they see this video: "Ah, yes, we have been waiting for this for 9999999999999999999-... Years.."

    • @soakyarchive8788
      @soakyarchive8788 Před 4 lety +7

      Not as much as we waited for the next half life

    • @yonasa851
      @yonasa851 Před 4 lety +1

      @@soakyarchive8788 and will wait

    • @Virtual2005
      @Virtual2005 Před 4 lety +1

      First time playing campaign

    • @F100cTomas
      @F100cTomas Před 4 lety +7

      @@soakyarchive8788 and we will be waiting for Portal 3 for next 99999..99.........

    • @elizainfinite6325
      @elizainfinite6325 Před 4 lety +3

      @@soakyarchive8788 Oh, man, Half Life? Valve can't count to three yet, so we're internally dead.

  • @meccquest13
    @meccquest13 Před 4 lety +509

    Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is*
    Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*

    • @legomeaker101potato
      @legomeaker101potato Před 4 lety +24

      him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ Před 4 lety +49

      legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.

    • @hanyougirl1991
      @hanyougirl1991 Před 4 lety +14

      True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ Před 4 lety +10

      I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things

    • @meccquest13
      @meccquest13 Před 4 lety +4

      @@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.

  • @smellysmell5501
    @smellysmell5501 Před 3 lety +14

    I bought Portal 2 yeasterday because I was bored, and I was legit sad when I saw the robot in the tube. I would leave Wheatley if it meant I could save the turret.

  • @Alluvian567
    @Alluvian567 Před 2 lety +3

    Portal 1 and 2 have to be the best comedic writing in any video game ever made. So so so good. These games just feel like a gift.

  • @chasehartman1815
    @chasehartman1815 Před 4 lety +369

    “You have been in stasis for 50 days” Jack: so he said we’ve been in stasis for 50 years

  • @ameliadriscoll8634
    @ameliadriscoll8634 Před 4 lety +213

    "Hello? Im different." Omg that actually hit me in the feels.

    • @majin7585
      @majin7585 Před 4 lety +1

      Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )

    • @peesicle
      @peesicle Před 4 lety +1

      Shit, one hour late. I'm second

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 Před 4 lety

      yall remember the song someone made for the turret?

  • @menthols4625
    @menthols4625 Před 2 lety +7

    GlaDDos is easiy one of the best characters ever made in a video game. Portal 2 is carried entirely by just puzzles and couple of characters, yet its one of the best games ever made. Shows how important good gameplay and characters are to video games.

  • @tinafrost9661
    @tinafrost9661 Před 2 lety +2

    35:04 the companion cube actully talks

  • @AidentSnyder
    @AidentSnyder Před 4 lety +330

    When the turret said “I’m different” I almost cried.

    • @KaidatBoi
      @KaidatBoi Před 4 lety +7

      same here

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Před 4 lety +23

      Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.

    • @bun-dc9iu
      @bun-dc9iu Před 4 lety +3

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 probably just one of the defective ones

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 Před 4 lety +17

      18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(

    • @IdontKnow-nm8bz
      @IdontKnow-nm8bz Před 4 lety +7

      @@bun-dc9iu nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think

  • @tonyadair0754
    @tonyadair0754 Před 4 lety +126

    Wheatley: Say 'Apple'
    Chell: Microsoft
    Wheatley: Close enough

  • @alexluo2291
    @alexluo2291 Před 3 lety +8

    Glados has gotten much better at roasting

  • @Heinz510-1
    @Heinz510-1 Před 2 lety +2

    36:25 what she actually says is "and mythodically knocking people's hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as i can." Which is a quote from Moby Dick

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 Před 3 lety +742

    One of my favorite things Glados says is “You’re about to become the past president of the ‘being alive’ club”

    • @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366
      @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 Před 3 lety +14

      *ha* *ha*

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii Před 2 lety

      @@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ Před rokem +5

      @@Reaperlevii too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.

    • @fnafworks6228
      @fnafworks6228 Před rokem +3

      @@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ Před rokem +1

      @@fnafworks6228 no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.

  • @burners9554
    @burners9554 Před 4 lety +333

    The song that plays after GLaDOS says she saw a deer is called: "I saw a deer today"

  • @fishbowlliz
    @fishbowlliz Před rokem +4

    I just love that Valve was able to fit so much personality into a small metal ball. Wheatley is easily my favorite character from Portal.

  • @alexogle8579
    @alexogle8579 Před 3 lety +4

    The little nod he does when he places the radio on the table in the beginning gets me everytime 🤣

  • @kkanan
    @kkanan Před 4 lety +482

    Jack: Alright Elevator Take me Up!
    Elevator: Goes Down

  • @portalfawn
    @portalfawn Před 4 lety +237

    When he was being called garbage I thought of "honey, I'm trash"

  • @thatweirdguy8810
    @thatweirdguy8810 Před 3 lety +7

    I played this game more times than I can remeber, and the whole time I was like "Yes! Yes Sean, you've got it! I'm proud of you!"

  • @sugarcigarette7585
    @sugarcigarette7585 Před 3 lety +9

    Wheatly: says apple
    Chell: Microsoft
    Wheatley: eh close enough

  • @TheFaith74
    @TheFaith74 Před 3 lety +880

    Jack:I saved you!
    Turret:”explodes in his hands”

  • @pornhub-addict
    @pornhub-addict Před rokem +5

    35:00 to 3502 legit sounds like the "Woo-heyeye!" sounds like the pig sound when they get flunged across the world in angry birds.

  • @iambornstellar117
    @iambornstellar117 Před 3 lety +2

    Best thing about this game is the level of venom that comes out of every insult GLaDoS says.

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 Před 4 lety +483

    Wheatley: “I’m going to override the wall. Could get a bit technical.”
    Proceeds to ram wall with your room repeatedly

    • @S14M07
      @S14M07 Před 4 lety +12

      He just riding the wall.
      “W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight Před 4 lety +5

      @@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh

    • @MAUSofGold
      @MAUSofGold Před 4 lety +5

      @@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 Před 4 lety

      I love Wheatly.^^

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Před 4 lety +1

      @@S14M07 i love your sense of humor

  • @mysteriousowen5205
    @mysteriousowen5205 Před 4 lety +760

    I loved the part when Jack saved a Turret and it exploded in his hands

  • @poppywoo842
    @poppywoo842 Před 2 lety +1

    something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is

  • @thatonecommentator7374
    @thatonecommentator7374 Před rokem +2

    34:05 this is basically the aperture science equivalent of telling someone to get in the car and then driving away when they reach for the handle

  • @TENRAN432
    @TENRAN432 Před 4 lety +161

    "You'e been in suspension for 50 days" thats got a whole new meaning now.

    • @TroffeGaming
      @TroffeGaming Před 4 lety +1

      I don't get it can you explain

    • @arcamira7918
      @arcamira7918 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TroffeGaming lockdown, quarantine

    • @mysredeyes
      @mysredeyes Před 4 lety +3

      "In accordance with State and Federal guidelines..."

    • @TroffeGaming
      @TroffeGaming Před 4 lety +1

      @@arcamira7918 god I'm slow... Ty

    • @FellError
      @FellError Před 3 lety

      omg your pfp reminds me of something very bad

  • @damusketeer
    @damusketeer Před 4 lety +161

    GLaDOS: "This next test involves turrets... Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."
    JackSKEPTICeye: "Well. I'm gonna leave this episode of Portal 2 here."
    GLaDOS: **Surprised GLaDOS face**

  • @CelestialSodapop
    @CelestialSodapop Před rokem +2

    The canonical reason Chell can survive a whole three seconds in front of a turret, is because they just cram the bullets in and fire them out with a spring, shell and all so that not just the part meant to be fired
    Is shooting

  • @DM00SE
    @DM00SE Před 2 lety +3

    Best story in a game ever, I love the writing and the characters, merchant and Simmons were perfect for the roles, I so wish they had done a 3rd and a fourth, even do a movie please.

  • @godalseif
    @godalseif Před 4 lety +174

    awww the turret that saying "im different" honestly made me want to cry. god i hope theres a way to save that poor thing.

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations Před 4 lety +46

      You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.

    • @Chicagocanine
      @Chicagocanine Před 4 lety +7

      There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 Před 4 lety +9

      # turret lives matter!

    • @virgil2556
      @virgil2556 Před 4 lety +12

      there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him

    • @xthegamingninjax2361
      @xthegamingninjax2361 Před 4 lety +4

      Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.

  • @cringe_ball8260
    @cringe_ball8260 Před 4 lety +242

    wheatley: "catch me! catch me catch me!"
    sean: "catch me! catch me! catch me!"
    me: "HMMMM"

  • @TheProAtPUBG
    @TheProAtPUBG Před 2 lety +4

    GLaDOS goes from calling chell fat when she is in control, to defending her when Wheatley is in control. Interesting

  • @kermit246
    @kermit246 Před 2 lety

    i adore this game so much that I frequently speed run it and seeing jack play it is so nice. genuinely I'm so so happy about this. comfort game + comfort youtube = the best possible outcome

  • @mightycactus7223
    @mightycactus7223 Před 4 lety +788

    Sean: is this a sexual thing?
    Wheatley: yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
    *wheeze*

    • @bopin1083
      @bopin1083 Před 4 lety +54

      *wheezeley*

    • @citrinide
      @citrinide Před 4 lety +23

      *-Cries in Chapter 8 noises-*

    • @sethheusted9021
      @sethheusted9021 Před 4 lety +3

      *OHHH MAN ALIVE*

    • @jameswelcher2830
      @jameswelcher2830 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bopin1083
      Red hair? And a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

    • @STM_tm
      @STM_tm Před 4 lety +5

      @@jameswelcher2830 *Ronald Weasley*

  • @ivorymoonwolf4721
    @ivorymoonwolf4721 Před 4 lety +537

    "This is art. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art"
    Why did that make me laugh?

  • @Aminashins
    @Aminashins Před 11 měsíci +3

    The narrator: you have been in suspension for 15 days
    Him: he said we’ve been in suspension for 50 years

  • @gjhoward
    @gjhoward Před 3 lety +6

    10 years old and still one of my favorites ❤

  • @tylertmm3977
    @tylertmm3977 Před 4 lety +133

    Sean : “take me up”
    Elevator : no... I don’t think I will

  • @Maya-bp9ls
    @Maya-bp9ls Před 4 lety +160

    Fun fact, the "fast version" of Glados' explanation is actually a line from Moby Dick, "and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."

  • @mushroomfish300
    @mushroomfish300 Před 2 měsíci +2

    44:32 a cool little detail is that you can actually see the shed at the very end of the game in that little video

  • @progect3548
    @progect3548 Před rokem

    38:02 love the added detail that his cam turns around