Atlas Review - Netflix Burns 100 Million Dollars Right Infront Of You The Movie
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- čas přidán 25. 05. 2024
- Every time i believe the current year could not possible get any worse... some one some where takes a very big dump on me from a very great altitude... Atlas is that dump and the largest one yet
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I'm putting forth a hypothesis...money laundering.
I'm sure there's a lot of that in movie production. Check the list of producers.
Adam Sandler was not involved with this, but it's still a possibility.
Money laundering only need a weak script. This must be about scamming incurrence company and investors.
Like they did in "The Producers".
@@mrbigglezworth42 He is one I would not associate with this. All his movies barely crossed 2 billion combined, in several decades and dozens of films. All low budget where he is the lead and from notable people all actors he knows that don't take dozens of millions for the roles.
Unlikely, you need to have a return on you money and I don't think they are getting there will be a return of investment on this movie
I wasn't even aware this was being made, I have truly detached myself from the modern media. I call that a win.
So many things I don’t even know exist until I see a youtuber bashing it. Marketing really needs to be sacked, especially when they take up a good chunk of the budget
Never heard of it till it popped up on netflix, it was at least passable background noise.
Same here. I have no idea what movies and games are being made anymore.
Well now you know so check it out. Ignore the critics. JLo does girl boss better than most and throw in Warhammer and it's a winner.
no more boy scout's
Woman: You need me on this mission.
Later
Woman: What do I do?
I mean at least this is accurate feminine behaviour. That's not a given nowadays
@@DrTheRich Sad. But true. I'm sure we've all had that happen at least once.
Pretty much but you can do worse.
When Ken has had enough of Barbie's bullshit
kenough*
@@DrTheRichThis made me audibly groan
This movie feels like the producers said "Can we get Halle Berry in this movie?" "She said no." "Ok, who else is available?" "Jennifer Lopez." "Fine get her. I'm sure she can act." "Now can we get Jet Li in this film?" "He also said no." "Ok fine, who else is available?" "Simu Liu is still waiting for that phone call for Shang-Chi 2." "Ok fine get him. I'm sure he can look intimidating." And this is the results. Whoever was available that weekend with a knock off Titanfall script.
calling this Titanfall knockoff is a praise lol
Simu is actually pretty charismatic and an ok actor he just isn’t in great films, there are tones of actors that are in the good actors with bad luck category I mean look up Ron Perlman’s castings and he has been in some real trash like he was the beast in Beauty and the beast the tv show back in the 90s (it was set in modern day New York btw).
And they asked ChatGPT for a name for the movie and main character... and probably the whole script
@@DrTheRich Nope, ChatGPT would have done better.
@@sim.frischh9781 nah, it would have done exactly this
No one is asking how he could be hiding in the Andromeda galaxy. How is this possible? Andromeda is 2,500,000 light-years away, while our galaxy is around 100,000 light-years in diameter. After this, I stopped watching the movie. This is stupid. If we could cross this amount of space, we would be a galactic civilization. How could we traverse such a vast distance without colonizing our own galaxy first?"
I bust out laughing when they said this. They then proceeded to insta-warp jump that distance in a trivial amount of time and managed to keep two way communication with earth. Thats such silly space-magic that it makes the rest of the story pointless.
Another one for the 'Hollywood has no sense of scale' folder.
Theoretically? The images we're getting of other galaxies only make sense if there's no lightspeed barrier in Dark Space, otherwise the images would appear as smears of stars as the light from one end arrives 100,000 years later than light from the other, rather than as the cohesive spirals we're seeing. This means that it's likely easier to communicate with someone in another galaxy entirely than it is to talk with someone in your own galaxy, which is kind of hilarious when you think about it...
@@gabrielclark1425 None of that is true. It is not true that we should expect galactic smears from light lag given the speeds involved. But, even if it were true, light moving faster through intergalactic space would not solve the problem.
Scale and Logistics: the bane of all sci-fi writers. Even the GOOD ones struggle with these issues. We have enough material right here in our solar system to sustain a population of quadrillions living in continent-sized cylindrical habitats for an absolute minimum of tens of thousands of years. That's before accounting for starlifting, which is a shockingly simple technology that just takes forever to set up and would allow us to extract some of the 99% of the solar system's metals locked up in the sun, the removal of which would extend its lifespan to boot.
We can create an interplanetary civilization dwarfing most "empires" seen in sci-fi by orders of magnitude without ever leaving Sol... and this movie wants me to believe we'll have working intergalactic travel before we figure out basic safety features for algorithmic AI.
Mass Effect went to great lengths to justify a galactic civilization, the shocking convenience of which was a central plot point, and even there travelling to Andromeda was rightly lambasted as nonsense. This movie fails to meet the storytelling standard of Mass Effect: Andromeda. Which, in a way, is quite impressive.
Reminder: Battlestar Galactica (2003), the 4 seasons after, the two made for TV movies and the three episode's worth of webisodes cost 150 million in today dollars for all of that years of content.
I'd like to see a breakdown of how money is spent on films and series now. I suspect a lot of money laundering and embezzlement is involved.
@@LonovavirThe majority likely goes into several redundant/near useless positions and expensive reshoots/CG because the studios simply forgot how to be cost efficient and go "we'll fix it in post"
@@Lonovavir I was going to write this. I am glad people are starting to wake up to the obvious truth, fake positions, bad movies, it's all money laundering under the guise of making diversity important. The whole scheme is pushed by some big banks, like Blackrock and many of their DEI enforcer companies.
It's really disgusting but I think the corruption runs deep into many branches in the US and Canadian government. The more people inform others the faster the cracks start to surface and this whole cultural marxism push for money laundering and pocket lining will die as rats will start fleeing the ship and blow the whistle so they aren't the ones who will sink.
@@Lonovavir Stupid high salaries for "big name" actors/actresses, stupid high salaries for "big name" studios, director, and producers, along with simple "I don't care about my budget, let's make everything BIG" attitudes.
Oh, and marketing. Lots and lots of marketing.
Relatively small TV series know how to reuse their props, know how to not remake everything, know to don't go after A-list actors that don't bring anything to the series, and are creative.
@@scorpixel1866 I think it's said Kevin Feige shoot multiple endings and mix and match for what works best, and the test audiences dislike all of them.
He had kenough of humanity
Apparently this movie about humanity having figured out AI has comments made by bots or AI. Who would have guessed?
For a horrible moment, I thought this was going to be some sort of Battletech license.
(An Atlas is one of the biggest and nastiest 'mechs in Battletech and the 'myomer' tech that allows 'mechs to be possible in-setting was invented by a Dr. Gregory Atlas)
Battletech is already suffering enough as it is with CGL forcefully injecting the gay into it. It doesn't need underperforming movies to tank the IP as well.
Battletech has to at least release a game that gets universal praise and some large scale attention like it did in the 90s before it might be considered for something like that.
Likely a few consecutive releases in that vein.
Thankfully, it's safe from Netflix. For now
"You...are *NOT* Kenough." -Asian Ken
This feels like some straight-to-DVD film from 20 years ago that we all collectively forgot about.
There were actually good straight to DVD movies 20 years ago that actually fun to watch. These days "top" movies aren't even entertaining.
The most unbelievable thing in this film is Las Angeles looking like it has decent living conditions.
A better plot would be if the other AIs get piss that Asian Ken essentially brainwashed a ton of them and have some weird AI civil war.
We can't have that. It sounds too interesting.
That's a FAR better premise than EVERYTHING "current year" Disney and its subsidiaries make.
Walked in halfway through this film because my mother was watching it. I was shocked. I bet everyone that's played Titanfall 2 is ready to throw hands.
Yes we do...
When Jennifer Lopez is your attraction, you may as well cancel the movie.
I'm pretty sure her production company was involved in the movie and she is listed as a producer
Male action fans can see this weekend scrawny Anya in "Not Mad Max" or watch old Jenny in "Who cares?". The movie industry is alive and kicking.
Nope to both.
Well you've got choice in girl boss movies. Honestly didn't like the last one that much so pass. But this movie wasn't as bad as critics say. It's a decent watch.
Furiosa was actually really good, zero feminism and girl boss BS, most of the combat is car and gun based so strength doesn't matter
Seriously man I'm as anti woke as it comes but the movie is objectively fun to see in IMAX
@@PodreyJenkin138 The era of the girl boss is coming to and end. People might watch this stuff on Netflix for a laugh and online debate but they won't spend money for a movie ticket anymore. Even if it is a decent film.
@@jonfreeman9682 How much did you get paid to shill for this movie?
To quote the Simpsons' Why was I built to feel pain?" now adjust to "why was I a giant war machine built to worry about grammar?"
Who would have THONK it, Progressive Goyslop is Goyslop
Apparently burning money is not legal in the United States...
Only the government is allowed to do that.
Only if you get caught.
It's illegal pretty much everywhere. Because currency being burned would mess up with a country's economy, the exact opposite way printing it would.
Of course, these are laws that were passed before most western govs decided to massively print money, these day I suspect going Joker on it would actually be healthy for the economy ...
Well it's also illegal to embezzle the cash in the process of making said movie.
You are mislead and I do not blame you. It is not money burning, it's laundering. All of these woke media and pushing is all a huge money laundering scheme, they are backed by the big banks and shady DEI enforcer companies. I encourage everyone to look more into it and inform others. The sooner more noise is made, the better.
This is a bit conspiracy theory however I believe that certain people in the government are also covering this up to pocket money and are in on the laundering. It's roots are deep.
The butter passing robot from Rick and Morty springs to mind. Was created just to pass butter and granted sentience.
If they are going to direct movies written by chatgpt, why don't they at least go batshit crazy? Like "character walks into a trap that replaces his head with the next red shirt, that is a woman by the way, then shenanigans happen".
Also a character decides to eat a rock, and characters attempt banter and humor that sounds so illogical it brings you to tears laughing.
At least we would be entertained.
The problem is that Chatgpt requires the person using it to be at least slightly creative
@@cryohazard6930 meh, you can always tell it, rewrite that part in the style of oh, I don't know, Ryan Johnson, or M. Night Shiamalalalalalalalalaian, and it will be fine...
@@JoTheVeteran"@JoTheVeteran What he's saying is that a creative person can make meaningful use of ChatGPT, whereas a Netflix director cannot.
Knowing what makes a good film allows you to filter out the dirt from the diamonds and then polish what remains."
@@SangoProductions213 creative persons still exist today? That's definitely news to me.
@@fnors2 can you mention one or two. I know for a fact that recent Disney flop "wish" was written by ai and it wasn't funny at all, but I haven't seen any others.
Wait, so the computer learned about chaos and Slaanesh that it wanted to become a God-Emperor to stop heresy? Pretty awesome sounding
The worst thing about this movie among many....is SPOILERS.....They go to the Andromeda galaxy... Is FTL so good in this setting they can hop to other Galaxies? and the Distress call is also FTL? Really? Why not add dimensional travel while they still use slug throwers..... But hey That Jay Lo Bootie though...
While I agree with you, respectfully, good arguments can and have been made for why slug throwers would continue to be utilized in an advanced civilization. I don't personally believe we will ever reach a point where man portable ballistic weapons completely go away, though their operation, composition, and mechanics may change. Sometimes, "Monkey Throw Rock" is just The Answer.
I mean, I have to agree with SoulSoundMuisc here, Kinetics are likely to have a place unless some new defensive tech is so effective against them and so ubiquitous that kinetics only have value in rare specialist situations. Or the laws of physics get changed, since that's the mechanism upon which they rely.
@@Sorain1 Right. It's directed energy weapons (lasers, particle accelerators, and other science fiction weapons) that are more specialized. Lasers are pretty awesome and are coming along as time goes on, but even if a man-portable laser weapon shows up there are going to be some pretty severe limitations to it and some very simple countermeasures to it.
Things like weather, such as rain or dust storms will greatly reduce the effectiveness of a laser weapon due to atmospheric beam attenuation and particles encountered by the beam as it travels. Still has its uses, don't get me wrong, and there's certainly a place for them (like, say, space, vehicle mounted anti-missile systems, static anti-missile systems, etc) but we wouldn't be taking them as small arms to anyplace with, you know, weather.
The countermeasures for one are, simply put, automated chaff dispensers. A laser isn't going to do so hot with reflective beads of glass and foil in its path. Composite armor with a layer of aerosoling foam as part of its makeup combined with internal reflective layering or its own internal micro-chaff 'dead space' pockets in a honeycomb? Kiss the effectiveness of that laser goodbye. These things (other than chaff) don't exist yet because there's no need for them at this time, but the moment someone decides to go 'laser guns for my soldiers' they'll be no more effective than a ballistic the moment they make it off the assembly line. Maybe *less* effective. So why bother?
The biggest benefits of a laser weapon would be lack of recoil (already kind of a meaningless argument with todays modern firearms and the next-to-nil recoil of the common battle rifle) and aim step-up: soldier puts their finger on the trigger and the laser is a 'laser pointer'. Squeeze the trigger, it steps up power to a lethal shot.
And don't get me started on lens alignment and fragility on the field of battle. If a firearm jams it's typically an easy fix (not always, just typically!) while with a laser, if its due to the lenses being out of alignment or dirty? The weapon could cook itself in the hands of the operator before they even know there's a problem. I'm sure there's a fix to that, but that's also just one more part that could fail, one more thing to go wrong.
Apologies for my tism rant. It's a subject that fascinates me and that I've given a lot of thought over the years. Cheers!
so J-lo managed to make a Bomb that was bigger than Gigli?
Doesn't help the trailer spoiled massive parts of the movie either. The "Conflict" with the Ai of her suit was solved in the 30 second trailer. It also showed her jumping around and fighting like a boss. Pretty much guaranteeing not only does she not die at any point, but she doesn't even lose the Mech suit. You know after crash landing on the planet, crashing again as she tried to manually control it, getting into countless fights etc. That thing is made of unbreakium.
10:13 You know Zach Snyder is taking this as a win.
Sounds like Pandora would have been a better name...
Is this a mafia project? I sense embezzlement.
I'm just glad they didn't just shove this into Titanfall name. The franchise suffered enough.
They probably tried but couldn't get the rights...
That's a movie that makes not the Atlas but the viewers shrug.
This is the basic premise of Yu Yu Hakusho 3rd season. Where a good guy watches a tape of the worst crimes in history and then comes to the conclusion that humanity is beyond redeemable and must be eliminated.
Bruh , spoilers.
I am only at the part where Yasake is fighting the red-haired guy. You ruined the entire series for me now.
You sure about that? I'm pretty sure that was just a McGuffin for the emo triclops. And he then destroys it.
I mean, it was held by a bad guy who convinced his subordinates to go down in a blaze of ... well, glory probably isn't the right word.
@@JusticeforLiberty Bruh, 20-year-old show. Expect spoilers for Batman Begins, Inception, and the entire Dragonball franchise.
Didn't "The 5th Element" use something like this as well? Till the lead used his super rizz to cheer her up.
Avengers Age of Ultron too.
Any captain sailing the high seas who does anything but run up the black flag and bombard this movie from maximum range should hand over his duck foot and cutlass.
It's not worth stealing.
It’s not about stealing, it’s about burning it to the waterline.
Captain Dumbass was my fav character, RIP.
...so if Asian Ken can control all of the AI when he first rebels and AI is in everything, how come the military isn't using it for anything?
Got some titanfall vibes with smith
At this point one has to ask if Netflix is copying the Italian b-movie money laundering scheme
It's literally a secular version of the Garden of Eden.
☕️
Yeah, there already is a movie with Will Smith, I Robot 😂 better story, better acting, better CGI as low as that bar is.
3:01 You forget two things about asian Ken and the militaries motive/explanation:
- China Ken sees how we treated other species and decides we instead should be driven to near extincion, and then wants to turbo nuke the planet "igniting the atmosphere" to do so because if he kills any other living beings that's a OK.
- Military wants to capture Ken alive to figure out what happened that he gained autonomy and reprogrammed other AIs, well shucks guess who still didn't tell them why this shitshow started.
PS. Any scene with Jennifer Lopez looks like someones elderly aunt stumbled on set.
PS 2 Whoa there Arch pump the breaks no way in hell is Atlas worse than Rebel Moon.
"Netflix Burns 100 Million Dollars Right Infront Of You The Movie"
Honestly, that could describe most of the stuff on Netflix, sans the rare time they make something actually worth watching that either gets no promotion whatsoever, or gets canceled because it isn't getting stranger things numbers.
Netflix physically burning 100 millions of dollars would make a more interesting and thought provoking video.
If New Vegas taught me nothing else, never put AI in the toaster.
I recomend Uwe Boll's "Alone in the Dark" if you want something actually GOOD to watch for a change Arch 🧐 I watched it yesterday, and it is now my favorite movie! 🥰 (such a work of art! 😍)
He's based too liberals hate him
Can't wait for the Pitch Meeting and Honest Trailers for this
This movie contains so many meme clips. So. Many. Clips
Not really, it's all AI generated generic movie plot...
4 lols and a chuckle! Thank you arch.
The handwaving away of traveling to andromeda really killed it for me.
If you have the tech to send a battleship to andromeda in a trivial amount of time, you have the tech to vaporize the planet the rouge AI was hiding on.
"Worse than Rebel Moon"
Now *that* is a new low
Wow. I can’t say I’m surprised by this. They even made it cliché with the name they gave her for this.
You shouldn't make a habbit of calling ChatGPT "they" (before you know it AI will start demanding pronouns). This movie was made cliché by "it".
@@DrTheRich Is this the damage control they're going for? "No, it's not our fault, it was the AI."
I've used enough CGPT and Claude to know they aren't naming a woman Atlas unless you tell it to. Same with robots correcting pronoun usage. If this was fed through an AI, it was a tainted script before it ever got that far. And there is no escaping that.
@@DrTheRich don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m referring to the fact of Netflix going ahead and making this in general. I don’t have nor use ChatGPT or anything of the sort. The cliché was definitely done on purpose.
@@ComposedSage75 It's a joke. insinuating that the movie (at least the script) is made by AI not humans, of which the cliché name might be evidence.
Combined with, that in the movie, the robot demands to be called she/her instead of it
@@DrTheRich okay. I see what you’re saying. The whole thing is idiotic and blatantly disingenuous.
You forgot the Neuralink element! Ripped out of the pages of X. It's about the merging of AI and human (and to make Rebel Mood look good)!
How can Netflix greenlight such stupid stuff?
they won the streaming wars and have more money than god
Because Netflix. Or have you forgotten ‘Cuties’?
Remember that crappy ''Mother" action flick, starring JLO that Netflix made last year?
No? Yeah, me either tbh.
Turns out, that garbage movie was one of the top 10 most watched Netflix original movies, since Netflix started! Don't ask me how....
So I bet, some idiot Netflix exec saw this and thought: " Hmm.. people like action with JLO, let's put her in another action movie!"
@@Bronasaxon Cuties was a french movie that was funded on its own, Netflix only bought the rights to distribute it
@@marcogenovesi8570 …because the people that run Netflix are sexually attracted to little kids.
I was beside myself that the story basically goes "28 years ago a rogue Ai killed millions of people in an attempt to end civilization. Anyway today we use Ai just fine with no problems. We even let them directly into our brains."
I then go on to autistically rant to my fiance how the story of the men of Iron is a much better thought out story of how humans react to rogue Ai and its not even fleshed out. It's just flavor background text.
Also colonel Dumbass had a good actor that I liked in spite of the fact they gave him precisely nothing to work with. If this wasn't a Jlo vanity project, they might have had his reaction to losing his robosexual life partner and her parts strewn around the room he was held captive in. I was more interested in the implications of that than anything going on with Jlo
Great Video Arch
I appreciate the warning. Thanks.
yeah i would just watch iRobot again instead
"A banana jalapeño suppository administered orally" ..... you're a goddamn word smith bravo 😅
Little known fact: Ken became a Star Wolf.
And now I want to watch the damned movie. Well done, Arch, well done.
Arch: "This movie is so stupid! Why was it created?"
Pretty much all of Hollywood: "AI-generated art is bad!"
Every time I see those "It's her turn" ads I remember that it's made for middle schoolers.
I... I just can't... wow. just wow.
If they put 50 million dollars in a pile, set it on fire, and had a 100 car Lamborghini demolition derby around it like a Whistlin' Diesel wet dream they'd get change back from their $100 million AND people would watch it.
Third Ken from the left AI vs. dug up saggy JLo? The treat against humanity must be galactic for this battle to decide it.
Now compare that to Rocky Balboa vs. Ivan Dragon. And that was just a boxing match with no CGI.
I feel like these massive budget films are basically like government programs where they just get all their friends on board and lock arms and screech if you try to look into where the money is going.
Godzilla Minus One shows you can make an incredibly high quality film on a budget if you’re serious.
Yesterday as i was looking into netflix on what's new and as i eas honna watch the latest 3 episodes of Dungeon Meshi, i saw some JLopez movie in there and just had a chuckle "wonder what that's all about". Little did i know they burnt actually money on something like this.
2:29 why is the red-dot on that rifle backwards?
Worse than Rebel Moon? Ain't no fucking way.
Sounds like she should’ve been named pandora instead of atlas.
Has J. Lo even been relevant for the last 10/15 years ?
Probably 10/15% of the budget went on just her salary.
imagine all the better ways 100 million dollars can be spent.
I think the problem with this movie comes from using ChatGPT 3 instead of ponying up $20 for the paid version. Which human in the room decided that naming a female action star as 'Atlas' was a good idea, so good that nobody thought to change it.
Well it's original.
the ai only managed to kill 3 Million.... well that is not particularly perfect.
Also, why not just use a EMP attack on the A.i.? You could easily attack the danger from a distance, with electric magnetic Pulse, as well crate a shut down virus, or even attack the energy batteries to turn off completely.
I know I'm asking for reason, to a movie made by iditrotcy who thinks they know best in storytelling, and yet would it hurt to be smart with A.i. technology?
"The sacrificial side characters suffer 90% casualties."
I'm sure these characters and their actors were thinking, 'It's over! Thank God Almighty, it's over!' in that scene.
Strange- for all the fear of AI, Skynet, Ultron and Asian Ken can't get their shit together to get rid of humanity (or most of it)
Have you seen The Matrix? Also yeah, between the good guys needing to win and today's terrible writing, obviously you won't find much mass media where the threat of AI is accurately portrayed.
I have given up on so much modern entertainment.
Not surprised.
Thank you for the review.
It’s the Robot Jocks of our time, but seriously, when I can figure out in a second what it takes JLo all movie to come to (mind meld with the machine), it takes you out of the movie. Especially since the Atlas character is sold as a genius and I am not.
After how the Internet treated "Damsel", I will give it a shot, even though Arch posted it and people didn't want to watch it, if anything I will write "ARCHISALWAYSRIGHT"
(I know, "Damsel" is not a perfect movie, but almost all of its reviews are a joke, especially the one from a drinker who didn't watch even 5 minutes of the movie, and what he did watch were snippets)
First week: 28 million views and 56 million hours viewed.
That's better than Rebel Moon part 2 and much better than Unfrosted - which apparently cost 70 million $ and barely got any views.
Maybe the real Atlas are the friends we cringed with along the way.
It's strange Mr.Arch everytime I watch a video no matter the subject I always get a Warhammer ad
The sad thing is Netflix has made movies with fantastic plots around AI before. I am Mother is one of my favorites playing with the tropes, for example. So this movie really has no excuse.
In this movie’s defense, it’s a better Terminator sequel than Dark Fate.
ahhh, So that why barbie oppress Kens. Kens done nothing wrong!
#kenlivesmatter
kenlivesmatter
@@sickbozo8152 Preach brother 😔✊
once again the Manga/comic, anime/game, cosplay/indie, netflix adaptation meme comes true.
Im wholly convinced that they hired someones daughter who used to write fanfics online for the script... nothing else makes sense. Have people forgotten basic common sense? Cause these movies show us characters that behave so far out of how your average day humans would react and make such idiotic decisions despite for example holding the title of a battleship captain.. it shows that the writer has absolutely no fucking clue about military procedure or strategical or tactical thinking... i would be very surprised if they even played a RTS or TBS before in their life....
AI wrote it.
@@oswaldmosley5012 Nah cant be... i have seen AI scripts... they are terrible.. but also very entertaining. This? Its just terrible...
One EMP and this would be a 3 minute "movie"
1:23 to be honest...this looks closely like the late 1980's space marine dreadnoughts from WH40, just saying.
They copied the plot of "I, Robot". Not the Asimov novel, but the Will Smith movie. AI must kill and enslave mankind to "save it". Main character starts the movie hating robots because of his mysterious past, then teams up with an AI sidekick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Atlas" lol I never made that connection🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God, Atlas 🤣🤣
At... Lass?
This sounds like just titanfall 2's story but worse.
Though it does make me want to go and play that again now.
"... is named... Atlas..." I won't lie, I was really hoping you would sat Karen.
Mech -My pronouns are She/Her, not "it".
Technician -Unfortunatly, there is still a 41% chance "She" initiate self destruct. We haven't found how to remove that risk without tempering with "Her personality".
I was gonna watch this last night, high off my "waste disposal organ" I was saved by ARCH Christ.
Atlas just makes me want to shrug.
As i watch all scifi movies i did know this was coming. Also i watched it and i gotta say it was pretty good movie. Was not expecting that.
Same. Thought it was pretty darn good. Better than Michael Bay Transformers. No family drama fillers and lots of Warhammer action.
Aide: "General! I have a report on the mission to kill Asian Ken-er...the AI leader!"
General: "Go ahead."
Aide: "Yes, sir. Apparently the ship we sent went down with nearly all hands lost. However-"
General: "Excellent! Go round up another incredibly diverse crew of racial studies students and send them to their deaths, too. If you can find another inexplicably needy and indecisive girlboss character or two, send them along as well."
Aide: "Ah, about that, sir. Turns out...Atlas..." **snicker**
General: **snicker**
Aide: "Ahem...turns out Atlas was able to kill off Asian Ken after all, after spending a few hours deciding whether to do that or just sit there and await an inevitable death."
General: "Really? Damn, I thought we'd be able to milk this for longer than this... How's R&D doing on the replacement for Asian Ken?"
Aide: "Still early stages, sir, but we did narrow down the model to that Indian guy from Eternals who used to be funny. Very diverse, sir."
General: "Oh, you mean...shit. Can't remember his name."
Aide: "No one can, sir... So what do you want to do about Atlas?"
General: "Her? Oh, send a bunch of nukes to blow that planetoid into the nearest sun, and work up the usual blah blah she saved humanity at the cost of her life thing."
Aide: "Are you sure, sir...? Shouldn't we maybe send a rescue team...?"
General: "Ooh, yeah, good idea. Load it up with a bunch of our best-heh-"men"... The more diverse the better. Get R&D to outfit the ship with whatever AI they have worked up so far. If Unfunny Indian Guy isn't available just yet, make it someone from a WB series or a Benneton ad or something, and we'll save him for Atlas 3."
That sounds like a better premise then the movie itself.
Sounds like a prequel to anothe netflix movie 'I Am Mother'
Better than that. You got Warhammer action this time.