CROC 2 BABY

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Komentáře • 329

  • @Orillion123456
    @Orillion123456 Před 4 lety +1090

    I love how, after years of "dad come back home" jokes, simple gets defeated by a level where he has to take care of offspring.

    • @novarender_
      @novarender_ Před 4 lety +50

      You mean putting them in gay baby jail

    • @czechm4te
      @czechm4te Před 3 lety +2

      @Manuel Marcellus these are bots btw

    • @DaVince21
      @DaVince21 Před 3 lety +14

      @@czechm4te The person responding is also a bot, they come in pairs.

    • @redvelvett22
      @redvelvett22 Před 2 lety +4

      @@DaVince21 yeah, the ones that respond to the response is a bot they come in groups like that.

    • @lykos24
      @lykos24 Před rokem

      @@redvelvett22 they cum in Paris. The bots I mean. The ones that come on pairs.

  • @Zsadism
    @Zsadism Před 4 lety +1192

    I love the early enthusiasm that trails into existential dread.

  • @psychicjellyfish9466
    @psychicjellyfish9466 Před 4 lety +592

    It’s funny because the “baby rescue” level sounds like something Simple would make up to mess with the other racers.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse Před 2 lety +35

      It sounds like something somebody'd put in an SM64 hack to mess with Simple.

  • @Murkus
    @Murkus Před 4 lety +391

    I liked this game, but it was very exhausting to play this for 9 hours with controller issues. And the ropes suck balls

    • @araknieretro
      @araknieretro Před 4 lety +18

      Like i said on another race highlight, i think just about every game gets ruined by having to rush throught. I mean maybe you make more mistakes than if you took your time? But i'm glad you had fun. I don't want you and Simple's group to force yourself through something just because you have to. Example: don't ever race something with RPG systems, trust me, it comes from experience even short action rpgs like Diablo become impossibile if you race them.

  • @xelectrix_1863
    @xelectrix_1863 Před 4 lety +691

    keep racing random games until one day where it just by chance has a bonus baseball mini-game and honestly its why I can keep living

    • @orangejuice3235
      @orangejuice3235 Před 4 lety +48

      THATSBONUSTHATSBONUS

    • @xelectrix_1863
      @xelectrix_1863 Před 4 lety +25

      @@orangejuice3235 BONUSBONUSBONUSTHATSBONUSBONUSTHATSBO-

    • @Thougar
      @Thougar Před 4 lety +27

      Wario land 4 on the GBA it is then!

    • @PlasmaSnow12
      @PlasmaSnow12 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Thougar Thats the first thing I thought of as well, haha

    • @uhhh_adam
      @uhhh_adam Před 4 lety +3

      Orange Juice A Link Between Worlds

  • @Kosmicd12
    @Kosmicd12 Před 2 lety +38

    More like Croc 30 Baby

    • @Hankathan
      @Hankathan Před 2 lety

      why. why are you here now

  • @rcla2569
    @rcla2569 Před 4 lety +378

    I was watching Markass’s stream and he was absolutely dead inside playing this alone after everyone else finished or quit

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo Před 3 lety +33

      Why would he keep playing? Wouldn’t he just win by default?

    • @whamer100
      @whamer100 Před 3 lety +98

      @@bluewuppo he wanted to win in his heart

  • @InamorastraStardustLucille
    @InamorastraStardustLucille Před 4 lety +314

    absolutely love how the first 5 minutes of these races no one can ever tell how progression is conveyed

    • @sirhawkjames
      @sirhawkjames Před 4 lety +40

      Its bonus its all bonus bonus is it bonus

    • @thisguyhasaname534
      @thisguyhasaname534 Před 4 lety +42

      Stardust I’m 11 minutes in and i still haven’t figured out what the progress is

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 Před 4 lety +24

      @@thisguyhasaname534 Progress is when you find something new and it's worse so you immediately wanna die all over again. Like 30 babies

    • @InamorastraStardustLucille
      @InamorastraStardustLucille Před 4 lety +29

      @@thisguyhasaname534 on god I finished the video and don't know what the progress is.

    • @Iamnikan
      @Iamnikan Před 4 lety +20

      I've watched this 5 times already and I still can't fucking tell what the progression is lmao.

  • @TempoName
    @TempoName Před 4 lety +132

    New title:
    Croc 2 HUNDRED BABIES

  • @derelictgasstation
    @derelictgasstation Před rokem +11

    Man names his save file "dad" and gives up as soon as he has to deal with babies

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus Před 4 lety +91

    holy fuck-- Dude, I DO sound like I was talking to myself at 11:19, that makes Mark's joke 100x funnier.
    ALSO 6:45 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE THAT CLOSE
    When you said that you just flirted with the same reality, I didn't know you meant literally at that moment! what a good race

  • @GervilEtnad
    @GervilEtnad Před 4 lety +57

    race starts with 9 racers, ends with 3 people who finish it. Also phoe's perspective layout is the best.
    Also anyone who started the baby level and finished took at least minimum 40 minutes to beat.

  • @Yoshiyosh
    @Yoshiyosh Před 4 lety +147

    I like how Simple just ended the stream after dying and reevaluating the situation

  • @pyk_
    @pyk_ Před 4 lety +139

    Playstation 1 polygon warping is one of the wonders of the world.

    • @JustOneGuy
      @JustOneGuy Před 4 lety

      You mean one of the seven wonders right?

    • @pyk_
      @pyk_ Před 4 lety +17

      @@JustOneGuy Heh, I mean yes. I couldn't decide if I should put seven or eight or even a higher number so I just went without.

    • @fatcat8088
      @fatcat8088 Před 4 lety

      the 69 wonders of the world

  • @TheGlamourNazi
    @TheGlamourNazi Před 4 lety +181

    I was watching his inputs he did in fact push jump eleven thousand times

    • @FirstRisingSouI
      @FirstRisingSouI Před 4 lety +17

      I know! I counted too, and he was dead on. Exactly 11,000. Not 10,999, not 11,000.5, _exactly_ 11,000.

  • @soulyukon2642
    @soulyukon2642 Před 4 lety +165

    “How do you know if something is bonus?” - (0:53)
    That’s the whole game.
    Everything is Bonus.

  • @aceg.rookie
    @aceg.rookie Před 4 lety +61

    19:34
    MK2 Liu Kang bicycle kick.

  • @GuerreiroAventureiro
    @GuerreiroAventureiro Před 4 lety +90

    there is 22 SimpleFlips laughs
    0:15 1:04 1:40 3:21 5:20 6:25 6:40 7:00 7:22 7:41 11:21 11:31 14:57 15:33 16:57 17:41 18:49 18:53 19:50 20:27 22:31 26:15
    If you see Dad and Cilletix laughing on the same video then ITS BONUS BONUS BONUS

  • @GhostKing-bq4sh
    @GhostKing-bq4sh Před 4 lety +15

    Racing games none of you know how to even complete sounds like a bad idea on paper but in action its the greatest thing ever.

  • @kattyberg246
    @kattyberg246 Před 4 lety +25

    This was one of the funnest streams to watch, because despite the game being frustrating as all hell, everyone was going nuts the entire time and it was hilarious. Every second someone was screaming or crying or going insane and it was a rollercoaster from start to finish. 100% recommend watching the stream vod as well

  • @Shiny_Plume
    @Shiny_Plume Před 2 lety +14

    At first I thought the title of this video was Simple saying that he was excited to be playing Croc 2. Like “Yeah, Croc 2, Baby. Let’s go.” But then they made it to the baby level. Now I get it.

  • @eeofication
    @eeofication Před 4 lety +28

    I love how normally this game would be fine, but because of the pressure of racing it becomes a nightmare hellscape by the end.

  • @Christer2222
    @Christer2222 Před 4 lety +12

    I like how any SANE developer would have kept the baby requirement at 5 max

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 Před 4 lety +64

    3:14 Don’t forget the overpriced keys and hats. Wait, wrong game.

    • @gletchguy8806
      @gletchguy8806 Před 4 lety +10

      Did some life form said...
      Team Fortress 2

  • @JustAnotherMike_
    @JustAnotherMike_ Před 11 měsíci +3

    21:29 "YOU'RE SO FEARSOME!! I RESPECT IT! DUDE DON'T KILL ME..."
    Lmao

  • @meatyhobbertson
    @meatyhobbertson Před 4 lety +28

    7:54 for uppies

  • @cykablyat218
    @cykablyat218 Před 4 lety +25

    4:22 bless you

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 Před 4 lety +35

    The pure confusion of this game is everything I've ever loved

  • @_Mute_
    @_Mute_ Před 2 lety +32

    "There is no way anyone has ever cared about this level"
    Guy who spent 260 hours painstakingly perusing over every aspect of development for that level: "yeah that's true"

  • @liamreeves344
    @liamreeves344 Před 4 lety +24

    playing the psx version of this game when the PC version exists is like playing doom on SNES or donkey kong on atari 2600

  • @skadoosher7747
    @skadoosher7747 Před 4 lety +65

    WAIT SIMPLE! THAT ROOM! ITS...
    bonus

  • @vijjr
    @vijjr Před 4 lety +6

    Croc And Ball Tourture

  • @DerUberStern
    @DerUberStern Před 4 lety +11

    that "help me" scream tho
    I've NEVER heard a man so dead.

  • @0rganic0live0il2
    @0rganic0live0il2 Před 4 lety +9

    Running away from the responsibility of taking care of his many children. Classic dad.

  • @Rizkato
    @Rizkato Před 4 lety +22

    4:38 my life feels like bonus

  • @GigasGMX
    @GigasGMX Před 4 lety +10

    That was the most justified quit I have ever seen

  • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
    @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Před 4 lety +14

    5:30
    He finally did it.
    He knew Exodia was banned, he's literally "The Forbidden One".
    *It's time to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU DUDUDUDU-GOTOPRISON!*

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 Před 4 lety +32

    I used to wear Crocs all the time dude

  • @SuperMidH
    @SuperMidH Před 4 lety +38

    Ah yes, Croc to Baby, the opposite of POLLO to COCODRILO

  • @videobob92
    @videobob92 Před 4 lety +102

    We just gonna ignore the fact that dad was about to call himself CBT?

  • @FlippyFNF
    @FlippyFNF Před 4 lety +2

    this is why i fuckin believe in synchronicity. yesterday i was watching another simpleflips race video and i said to myself "man, wouldnt it be cool if they ran croc, itd be so funny if i predicted that." and fuckin bam. not even 24 hours after. crazy shit

  • @akedojune
    @akedojune Před 4 lety +6

    B-17 BOMBER

  • @VentWilsn
    @VentWilsn Před 4 lety +10

    they say simple is still thinking about the babies in the exact same place the vid stops to this day

  • @raymondkertezc364
    @raymondkertezc364 Před 4 lety

    First stream I catched live. Loved it!

  • @ShayminStation
    @ShayminStation Před 4 lety +34

    Everytime I get a Simpleflips notification my day is improved tremendously

  • @varletcoffee4225
    @varletcoffee4225 Před 4 lety +4

    I didnt watch this stream because I watched foxen that day but I remember it because I stopped by when I got muted for saying "Dr. Pepper made 23 flavours and they're all shit."
    So this is pretty cool.

  • @doodlethecommenter1257
    @doodlethecommenter1257 Před 4 lety +9

    You sound so excited to play croc 2 and I love it

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus Před 4 lety +4

    I love the Melee Documentary jokes.

  • @aoneko6813
    @aoneko6813 Před 4 lety +4

    You guys should totally race Croc 1, that one has an amazing atmosphere and i think it'd make a great race game.

  • @Xerem2sing
    @Xerem2sing Před 4 lety +13

    SAF (Straight Adult Freedom)
    Wetstreak: 76
    Ah yes, a classic

  • @therealsonicfan123
    @therealsonicfan123 Před 4 lety

    Omg, the chime played switching characters when entering your initials sounds like my alarm. Freaked me out.

  • @taylorsmith84
    @taylorsmith84 Před 4 lety +4

    this entire game is the final mini game for grandpa tetris

  • @ppp1871
    @ppp1871 Před 4 lety +2

    KNACK 2 BABYYYYYYY

  • @wtfaflyingnyancat
    @wtfaflyingnyancat Před 2 lety +2

    I was tabbed out and fully thought the 30 babies thing was a lie, can't believe it was real

  • @SecondSoulless
    @SecondSoulless Před 4 lety +2

    you are the only youtuber who I'll watch play a random game I don't care about for 30 minutes lol

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg Před 4 lety +14

    Dad, given that you have at least 200k children, care to share any ideas on how to woo a lady?

  • @nanoguy0
    @nanoguy0 Před 4 lety +5

    The quit button quits you? *knowledge* DOWNLOADED

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 Před 4 lety +7

    For some reason i read the title as Knack 2 baby

  • @lordsnek
    @lordsnek Před 4 lety +9

    What ever happened to the green demon challenge? Did it run into an obstacle, did you decide to not keep making them, or have you just not had time recently? Either way, I really liked them and would like them back. And I want a pony too. That's important as well.

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Před 4 lety +5

      Lord SNEK
      I’m pretty sure it’s just a matter of trying to
      1. Fit as much content into a single video as possible, since video length proportions are a bit wonky...
      And
      2. Trying to think of a new cheeky way to say “WHAT?! YOU’RE NOT EVEN SUBSCRIBED?!”

  • @chubgus1883
    @chubgus1883 Před 2 lety +1

    cant wait for you guys to race Croc 1 :))

  • @thorndust5329
    @thorndust5329 Před 4 lety

    You're welcome for that coin flip.

  • @1gnore_me.
    @1gnore_me. Před 2 lety +1

    ronan's rage 100% makes these videos

  • @ClemPal
    @ClemPal Před 2 lety +1

    The whole 'InvisibleWall/Rap God' exchange needs to be on the clip channel. XD

  • @peanutbuttercracker1
    @peanutbuttercracker1 Před 4 lety +18

    Does anyone know what the "several years" joke is? The impression sounds so familiar but I can't place what it's supposed to be

  • @TomLostWave
    @TomLostWave Před 4 lety

    Glad people are still playing croc today, such an underated game

  • @ublademan
    @ublademan Před 4 lety

    Can't wait for the thirty sequels.

  • @Seefat2009
    @Seefat2009 Před 4 lety

    master playing a masterpiece

  • @walkinginternetstereotype80

    According to the video, Simple was doing the baby level for at least 14 minutes and was only halfway there. I would want to die if that were me.

  • @barlow654
    @barlow654 Před 4 lety +1

    Man, I'd love to see you guys play a collect-a-thon like DK64 or Banjo-Kazooie. I can already imagine it lol.

  • @uhhh_adam
    @uhhh_adam Před 4 lety +1

    Damn already? Your editor’s a beast!

  • @badluckclover251
    @badluckclover251 Před 4 lety +12

    Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is there a place where I can see everybody Simple races with? Like their CZcams or Twitch channels or something?

    • @Iinneus
      @Iinneus Před 4 lety +23

      Here, I will link everyone who participated in this! ...besides simple-- i imagine you know where to find him
      *Aldwyn* (makes the "his skin's green" joke at 14:53, often plays MM2 with Simple) - twitch.tv/aldwyntalon
      *Little Tub* (responds to Aldwyn with "do you know what a crocodile is?", classic Mario Maker VS. participant) - twitch.tv/little_tub
      *Markass* (you know mark if you watch this channel enough; he _will_ be mad if he sees this comment and sees that i didn't give HIM a cool timestamp) - twitch.tv/markass
      *Pewny* (pronounced 'pevnee', he doesn't stream super often, but he's a big component of the racing boys; he's the one who gets to world 2 first at 10:42! Prompting everyone to claim he's played this before) - twitch.tv/pewnypl
      *Linneus* (uhh, you can hear me tell roanin that i own a playstation controller at 3:24, leading to the BITCH REVEAL) - twitch.tv/Iinneus
      *Dawnfinder* (master of all things Pac-Man and also generally destroys these races, mentions that he found a thread about Simple being a furry at 25:51) - twitch.tv/dawnfinder
      *Rina* (very recent new member, she interrupts me with a LEGENDARY outburst around 19:30) - www.twitch.tv/rinasheepdog
      *Roanin* (our boy, has never held back an ounce of rage, Mark gets mad at 11:33 and Roanin one-ups him at 11:42) - twitch.tv/roanin50

    • @blueboy5664
      @blueboy5664 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Iinneus i wasnt even looking for this but i appreciate the effort in this response

    • @Iinneus
      @Iinneus Před 4 lety +4

      @@blueboy5664 Gladly! Also, Rina's Twitch name has changed (from "phoesheep" to "rinasheepdog") since I made this post!

  • @FishSandman
    @FishSandman Před 4 lety +1

    When I saw that baby counter, my jaw fucking dropped

  • @rux_ton
    @rux_ton Před 4 lety

    this whole video is bonus

  • @jessevanhook3521
    @jessevanhook3521 Před 4 lety

    Oh boy! It's croc time!

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 4 lety +1

    Simple got Croc Baby Jail'd.

  • @hopelesswombat2412
    @hopelesswombat2412 Před 4 lety

    My favourite part of this game was always when Swap Meet Pete quotes Team America.

  • @emkand3844
    @emkand3844 Před rokem +1

    the first time i watched this video was while i had the flu, and i turned it on right after i had woken up... i really thought i fever dreamt this video until now

    • @Tailstraw_xD
      @Tailstraw_xD Před 10 měsíci

      OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I dreamed I was playing Mario Party with a bunch of ldiots

  • @babxie
    @babxie Před 4 lety +2

    SPEEDRUN BUGDOM OR NO BALLS

  • @SpacePirateFromSpace
    @SpacePirateFromSpace Před 3 lety

    Oh I played this when I was younger. I remember being terrified by every enemy.

  • @crkhane
    @crkhane Před 4 lety +2

    "Is that/this bonus" drinking game

  • @dougneon9550
    @dougneon9550 Před 4 lety +1

    Bonus: The Game

  • @itsshelby
    @itsshelby Před 4 lety +2

    Croc 2 is the rare situation where the GBC version is vastly superior

  • @Scrubermensch
    @Scrubermensch Před 3 lety

    Bonus, that's bonus, that's bonus simple.

  • @thegrandestgoon5113
    @thegrandestgoon5113 Před 4 lety

    200,000 SUBS BABYYY

  • @boltlight1244
    @boltlight1244 Před rokem +1

    They're gonna have to play this again since croc HD is a thing.

  • @Michael18751
    @Michael18751 Před 2 lety

    7:15 Yes, I can confirm that it is indeed just as tedious as Pinna Park in Super Mario Sunshine.

  • @Dark0neone
    @Dark0neone Před 4 lety +2

    I wasn't ready for "tiny ant dick" I almost spat my water out

  • @nanoguy0
    @nanoguy0 Před 4 lety +2

    Tub remains to be my favorite anime character.

  • @peanutbuttercracker1
    @peanutbuttercracker1 Před 4 lety +3

    The edit made it seem like he was on the 30 babies level forever when he really wasn't lol it was like 15 minutes, he was just so done by that point. The ant level and the dinosaur head level were the real half hour or longer challenges, you have to watch the original vod to appreciate just how long those took.

  • @swymbiote
    @swymbiote Před 4 lety

    croc & croc 2 actually slap so hard
    KERSPLAT

  • @murpaderp8461
    @murpaderp8461 Před 4 lety +2

    I loved playing Croc. Never beat it though. I think at least.

  • @Bruh-yd6cq
    @Bruh-yd6cq Před 4 lety +3

    Lmao we should start putting croc 2 30 baby challenges in the room hacks

  • @zachsmith8109
    @zachsmith8109 Před 4 lety +2

    There was 1 Simpleflips in this video. Simpleflips wetstreak: 51

  • @enderhugo
    @enderhugo Před 4 lety

    What just.
    I could've sworn the title was
    "croc 2 with a bunch of idiots"
    Have I been transported to a different reality while I watched?

  • @MDRubio19
    @MDRubio19 Před 4 lety +1

    Can the next game be Tigger's Honey Hunt? There isn't a baseball minigame but there is a lovely game of Paper Rock Scissors.

  • @OMN1N
    @OMN1N Před 4 lety +1

    It’s croc2 baby 🐊

  • @schmittyjacob
    @schmittyjacob Před 4 lety

    19:31 "I don't know how to make screams like that"

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 Před 4 lety +1

    I was pretty surprised when I was the Mario galaxy star ball mini game in this

  • @noobishsalad4252
    @noobishsalad4252 Před 4 lety +1

    This isn't Knack 2 babyyyyyyyyyy

  • @martellhendrix
    @martellhendrix Před 4 lety

    @7:40 "WHERE WHY AM I HERE!?"🤣🤣🤣