Stellar Blade Was Too Much For Me

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  • čas přidán 26. 04. 2024
  • did not change my life.
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  • @estaliah.8276
    @estaliah.8276 Před 20 dny +1369

    watching him play hurt my eyes sm 😭. Only light attack spam, no parry, no blocking, never use beta skill

    • @alekmoth
      @alekmoth Před 20 dny +184

      It is weird. Like would he enjoy a game where there were no mechanics and only a one button spam attack? No need to parry or dodge, just tank everything.

    • @Stalkingwolf
      @Stalkingwolf Před 20 dny +126

      he is a slow learner. he said it self. its in every game. Watching him play No Rest for the Wicked was pain.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 Před 20 dny +44

      ​@@alekmothif he can get away with it then its more of the game fualt for lettting him be able to just spam attacks

    • @Grint20
      @Grint20 Před 20 dny +78

      That's the "Asmongold plays a souls like" for you my dude

    • @Toerworth
      @Toerworth Před 20 dny +42

      yes, it’s like that with every game. He’s not a bad player, just learns really slow and acts like it the game’s fault, but when he learns he plays well.

  • @nightlyboot4888
    @nightlyboot4888 Před 20 dny +1102

    I love Asmon but anytime he plays a game that isn’t turn based or dark souls… it’s like handing my mother the controller 😭

    • @TechCareerNow
      @TechCareerNow Před 20 dny +125

      You should check out his OG Dark Souls streams. It was one of the most embarrassing and frustrating things you'll ever watch, he's always been this way.

    • @cellphone7223
      @cellphone7223 Před 20 dny +34

      Mom would still do it better...

    • @Saeedsc
      @Saeedsc Před 20 dny +7

      When did he play something turned based?

    • @BobFudgee
      @BobFudgee Před 20 dny +23

      It took him years and years to learn Dark Souls lmao

    • @riotangel4701
      @riotangel4701 Před 20 dny +5

      Didn't he have a difficult time as well when he first transitioned to *Dark Souls* ?

  • @CrimsonFIame
    @CrimsonFIame Před 20 dny +465

    We go through this every single time he starts a new game. He went through this with Elden Ring too. He'll suck at the game for 6-8 hours and blames the pressure of the viewers or the mechanics or simply just get frustrated till he fiddles with the game a bit more

    • @egilala9847
      @egilala9847 Před 20 dny +46

      Monke no want tutorial

    • @kostasspirou1010
      @kostasspirou1010 Před 20 dny +9

      Tbh Elden Ring was kinda weird in the beginning, because it's not a traditional souls game, you have to play it from an open world game pov and not a souls game pov

    • @DarkerCry
      @DarkerCry Před 20 dny +18

      It's funny cause I remember him assuming the game was just going to be a one button win game lol

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x Před 20 dny +28

      Basically he's shit games.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Před 20 dny +4

      .. and?

  • @jeno2101
    @jeno2101 Před 20 dny +801

    I bought the physical copy of the the game to support the devs and disabled auto update.

  • @docbenway1082
    @docbenway1082 Před 20 dny +136

    I think I understand why Asmon prefers to make so many videos talking about games instead of actually playing them...2 hours in he bans someone for telling him how to use the most basic special and literally a minute later starts going on about how he doesn't understand what he's doing wrong and how he doesn't want to learn how to play it on stream because there are too many distractions 😞

    • @smurfie8412
      @smurfie8412 Před 20 dny +1

      Because your woke fanboy

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule Před 19 dny +21

      @@smurfie8412what?

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule Před 19 dny +3

      Yeah he hates it the most to play new games on stream

    • @steamdeck_guy
      @steamdeck_guy Před 19 dny +7

      @@smurfie8412 *You're

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 Před 19 dny

      @@steamdeck_guy so your a trump supporter

  • @GMan345ism
    @GMan345ism Před 20 dny +450

    This is proof that Asmon NEVER FINISHED SEKIRO

    • @mandrews6282
      @mandrews6282 Před 20 dny +9

      Lol

    • @assassn8gaming
      @assassn8gaming Před 20 dny +4

      🤣🤣

    • @OldManHash
      @OldManHash Před 20 dny +39

      Can we turn this into a Sekiro appreciation comment? God damn that game is GOAT'ed.

    • @numetalklass
      @numetalklass Před 20 dny +27

      The guy is bad at gaming and blames the game for it.

    • @PalebloodSky
      @PalebloodSky Před 20 dny +14

      ​@@OldManHashNear perfect game. The only other game that is pretty much flawless is RE1 Remake, in my opinion.

  • @crackalacs74
    @crackalacs74 Před 20 dny +37

    The last boss at the end of his stream, he literally used NO beta skill moves on the boss, the bar was full the entire time. It’s like he didn’t even realize he was handicapping himself in the fight.

    • @GolfGuy32
      @GolfGuy32 Před 20 dny +16

      you must be new here...

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule Před 19 dny +7

      He even upgraded his beta bar 😂

  • @sageky
    @sageky Před 20 dny +33

    Asmongold day1: ■, ■, ■, ■..... ● x 55
    Asmongold day2 (maybe) :▲, ■, ▲, ■ and if we're lucky, we might see a couple of L1's. 😈

  • @FireJach
    @FireJach Před 20 dny +87

    Asmongold:
    Spends hours on reading reddit ans twitter
    Has no will to read short tutorial sentences to enjoy a simple game

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule Před 19 dny +3

      It is mind boggling 😂

    • @RabidHobbit
      @RabidHobbit Před 19 dny +5

      He's probably sensitive about not wanting to take too much time to do boring stuff, and wants to stay in the action as much as possible to make it interesting for us viewers. Tutorials are indeed boring, but in this game they are pretty much necessary.

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD Před 19 dny +3

      @@RabidHobbit Asmon has no patience for anything that's not instantly gratifying. It's got nothing to do with him wanting to entertain, he could be just as entertaining without narrowing his horizon so much. He is naturally entertaining, and he could be just as entertaining if he took the time to understand the big picture of things.

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne Před 17 dny +2

      If it doesn't make him money he doesn't care. Being stupid makes him content. It's all about content. One thing I dislike from him. Lack of authenticity in these moments. But it's his job

  • @mr.seraphom8522
    @mr.seraphom8522 Před 20 dny +471

    Stellar Blade didn't change his life? 😢

  • @TheInfiniteDraw
    @TheInfiniteDraw Před 20 dny +16

    So he's not parrying because he read online that the parrying was bugged (it's not) from a bunch of people that were complaining about the game being too hard? By making the game harder by not learning the parry timing? Makes sense.

  • @GodEater015
    @GodEater015 Před 20 dny +11

    This Is the equivalent of mashing random buttons in a souls game. No combos, no parrying.

  • @anuma6217
    @anuma6217 Před 20 dny +193

    How can a guy who does nothing but play games all day, every day, suck so much at actually playing games???

    • @wuy4
      @wuy4 Před 20 dny +86

      Because hes a wow gamer, and all they do is auto attack and spam buttons.

    • @talkingtakotaco8611
      @talkingtakotaco8611 Před 20 dny +13

      Dumb plays generally get more views I think. No one really wants to watch an average player. People want to watch someone be either an expert at the game or completely inept at the game. Being in between isn't as fun.

    • @blazers4life994
      @blazers4life994 Před 20 dny +2

      It’s called having a life, you should try it sometime.

    • @BerzerkJaeger
      @BerzerkJaeger Před 20 dny +24

      @@blazers4life994 Uhh what ? are you saying asmon has one and anuma doesnt ? so ur saying he does play videogames all day but bcs he sucks that means he has a life ? makes sense 💀

    • @komi8628
      @komi8628 Před 20 dny +3

      @@blazers4life994he does??

  • @calbon2994
    @calbon2994 Před 20 dny +23

    Bro really forgot that there were other buttons to press besides square and circle

  • @Vartazian360
    @Vartazian360 Před 20 dny +11

    I feel bad for the studio that made this game getting bad publicity from one of the biggest streamers because hes literally not using 95% of the mechanics. Sad

  • @stevenduzored629
    @stevenduzored629 Před 20 dny +48

    Dose this guy know there's a guard / parry system in the game!

    • @user-fi1nv8mf4l
      @user-fi1nv8mf4l Před 20 dny +8

      It is Baldie. It is somehow dishonorable to parry. Gotta facetank everything.

    • @maomekat2369
      @maomekat2369 Před 20 dny +3

      he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh

    • @user-fi1nv8mf4l
      @user-fi1nv8mf4l Před 20 dny

      @@maomekat2369 Guess you are right. Next up: Clips video where editor lambasts all the garbage tier play errors. And I'll click it...

    • @NoName-qd6vp
      @NoName-qd6vp Před 20 dny +5

      @@maomekat2369 No, it's not on purpose. He's just genuinely bad at most games he streams. He gets real engagement from his react videos where he uses big words for people (i.e. his audience) who don't understand them in order to make himself look like an authority on matters. You see this stuff all this time on social media.

  • @JBxLock
    @JBxLock Před 20 dny +50

    Its so weird he says he LOVES these type of games but this happens every time.

  • @Bourinos02
    @Bourinos02 Před 20 dny +58

    He was mentally overwhelmed all along.

  • @yeastori
    @yeastori Před 20 dny +81

    imagine playing Sekiro without parrying

    • @2thezaza
      @2thezaza Před 20 dny +9

      He said he finished it 😂 how

    • @JustSomeChatter
      @JustSomeChatter Před 19 dny +9

      @@2thezaza 100% Cap

    • @blabla-fw9ix
      @blabla-fw9ix Před 19 dny

      @@JustSomeChatter I mean to be fair , on a normal playthrough parrying isn't all that essential . Sekiro to me was a game I only struggled because I didn't know how to play it properly , once I learned it to some degree the game became much easier , now I have hundreds of hours and can do a deathless Demon's Bell no Kuro's charm Mortal Journey gauntlet . It really depends how much time you are willing to put in the game . Beating Sekiro on your first playthrough is like learning how to walk , far and I mean far from mastering the game . So I really don't see why anybody who is half decent at games can't beat the normal Sekiro experience . This isn't me attempting to defend Asmon at all , its just me pointing out that people are making Sekiro to be this really hard game when in reality it isn't at all , it is only until you learn how to play it which will take a few hours probably . Obviously if you decide to play without Kuro's charm the game gets a lot harder , the Demon bell will also increase the difficulty but less than than Kuro's Charm .

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 Před 19 dny

      no, this is not sekiro

    • @Brendangotguud
      @Brendangotguud Před 17 dny

      Your not beating siekro or lies of p without deflecting your just not unless you take forever to do so and end uo hatting the game before you finish its crazy cuz this game has the easiest parrys out of all of them there's even a skill to help with them I don't think there's a need for it but it's there

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 Před 20 dny +313

    Y is Asmon having such a hard time with the gameplay? Did he forget about what the colours on boss attacks mean and that parrying is important?

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 Před 20 dny +137

      Monke brain, no read tutorials.

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 Před 20 dny +35

      @@northstar6920 Plus he said he cannot concentrate on the game while streaming because his brain is occupied with responding to comments.

    • @egilala9847
      @egilala9847 Před 20 dny +6

      Tutorial no fun, running around like a headless chicken is

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne Před 20 dny +8

      Getting older and he says streaming bothers him too so idk. Death rite bird all over again

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff Před 20 dny +31

      This is the same person that went through 3 hours of Dark Souls 1 before figuring out he can use his equipped shield to block.

  • @prabhiboyal7459
    @prabhiboyal7459 Před 20 dny +27

    There is NO WAY this guy beat ishiin sword saint. NO WAY

  • @Seraphim09x
    @Seraphim09x Před 20 dny +5

    watching him play a game that requires parry...and him...not parrying..is a priceless experience...

  • @steamdeck_guy
    @steamdeck_guy Před 20 dny +6

    His Job: Play Video Games
    What he is bad at: Playing New Video Games
    = bad at his job

  • @Kazar123
    @Kazar123 Před 20 dny +71

    I don't get why people look to Asmon as a paragon of a real "Gamer" when he has a mental breakdown because he doesn't know how to parry in a video game.
    He did the same thing with Sekiro.

    • @voltus20
      @voltus20 Před 20 dny +16

      You just described why.
      This is the perfect representation of the average gamer.
      Remember that, on average, less than 30% of players even finish games, let alone learn to properly play the game they're going through.
      This *is* the real gamer.

    • @Kazar123
      @Kazar123 Před 20 dny +13

      @@voltus20 I mean he has several videos making fun of game journalists for being bad at games and he has like a 50 video series of him making fun of hardcore wow players for being bad.
      Maybe he should be a bit more humble.

    • @budoshi1981
      @budoshi1981 Před 20 dny +2

      Nobody does , i never saw anyone anywhere mentioned that he is that.

    • @roberts3423
      @roberts3423 Před 20 dny +1

      Eh, not everyone is a pro gamer, most casual gamers are like Asmon and that is what people like about him. They don't watch him for "pro" gameplay, they watch him for his reactions and commentary.

    • @sarigan6365
      @sarigan6365 Před 20 dny +3

      Given how bad the average player I imagine that's the cause for his mass appeal.

  • @SortofFriendlySM
    @SortofFriendlySM Před 20 dny +21

    This is one of those games that need to be experienced individually, combos have hella depth, combat is amazing, but when you watch someone who doesn’t use different combos n moves, it feels stale lmao, almost dark souls like, same pattern of attacks. I saw gameplay on the demo n I thought the it was square square square, until I played. These combos are insanely cool 😂 button combinations for moves is also something that I find rlly cool for a single player game

  • @Nutrafin-3D
    @Nutrafin-3D Před 20 dny +27

    wow, could never have seen this coming. asmon plays moderately difficult game, doesnt read or use a single tutorial, gets angry.

  • @victormanteca7395
    @victormanteca7395 Před 20 dny +5

    "Oh I hit the wrong button again" is the catchphrase for this run.

  • @ryughvilgefortz7538
    @ryughvilgefortz7538 Před 20 dny +8

    he can talk the talk but he cant walk the walk, blizsards namba one advertisement guy

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius Před 20 dny +15

    Asmon “facetank” gold.

  • @outerdimension7276
    @outerdimension7276 Před 20 dny +27

    When people say this is a hack and slash game, just show them this video. It isn't.

  • @SoulFistGaming
    @SoulFistGaming Před 20 dny +32

    im screaming at the screen "JUST BLOCK!"

  • @JOROYAN808
    @JOROYAN808 Před 20 dny +8

    theres now way there are people who play worse than journalists, and then there’s Asmongold

  • @vigor9675
    @vigor9675 Před 20 dny +64

    People saying there’s an input delay on parrying, there isn’t. What there is is a wind up to each action, including parrying, and being locked into animations part way through. The day 1 patch reduced that a bit making it easier to land parries, although it may take some readjusting if you had gotten used to the timings in the demo.
    Hopefully he practices parrying a bit offstream, it’s a pretty heavy part of combat.

    • @Highwaysonyfan87
      @Highwaysonyfan87 Před 20 dny +6

      Nah, it was clearly input delay. Pressing the block button, an animation doesn’t even start happening for quite a bit. You can use the wind-up excuse, but that’s not it: the demo played pretty poorly because of the input latency. The full game plays great, though. There was also delay in standard attacks and combos in the demo

    • @Tackitt
      @Tackitt Před 20 dny +24

      I played the demo and completely disagree with this input delay nonsense. Total fabrication.

    • @MrArthys
      @MrArthys Před 20 dny +9

      It was patched, it's just an excuse to not use parry.

    • @Highwaysonyfan87
      @Highwaysonyfan87 Před 20 dny +6

      @@Tackitt it’s been tested, my guy. There WAS major input delay in the demo. And the devs specifically mentioned fixing input timing for parries and standard attacks/combos with the day 1 patch.

    • @Kuromii_x
      @Kuromii_x Před 20 dny +1

      Yeah also there’s skills later on to make it even easier to parry /dodge and basically everything. It’s just a skill issue

  • @uselesscommodity9634
    @uselesscommodity9634 Před 20 dny +153

    Bruh how?? This game is a cakewalk compared to Elden Ring and he managed to clear that one just fine lmao

    • @manikatti5546
      @manikatti5546 Před 20 dny +37

      Age has caught up to him. Unfortunate but it is what it is.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 Před 20 dny +117

      Because he doesn't read tutorials. Elden ring was basically just dark souls 4 so he knew how to play that

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Před 20 dny +22

      This gameplay is more like Sekiro cos of the emphasis on parrying. He probably hasn't played Sekiro.

    • @Laughing_Chinaman
      @Laughing_Chinaman Před 20 dny +4

      i find the blocking laggy and the enemies attacks are either delayed or lightning quick with little way to tell which. also slow attacks followed immediately with a fast 2nd. the blue dodge is also very hit or miss. not harder than ER but more annoying, ER felt like you're to blame when you die due to lack of skill, this is far more unfair due to mechanics/imput

    • @zerenityzerene4410
      @zerenityzerene4410 Před 20 dny +7

      ​​@@anonisnoone6125he has practically beat every boss in sekiro, and talked about the game many times. He just doesn't do good on stream lol

  • @Gazibaldi
    @Gazibaldi Před 20 dny +62

    Does your L1 button not work or something Asmon? Get in everything's face and parry the fuck out of everything then punish and beta attack them. Dodging is just for unblockables

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 Před 20 dny +2

      Additonally, there are two skills that allow Eve to get behind the enemy. Blink is one them that is available early. The other (top tier) skill becomes available much later.

    • @guujigaming
      @guujigaming Před 20 dny +2

      Don’t know how far you’ve gotten so spoiler warning:
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      In the early game perfect parry makes more sense as it will charge beta skill, but as you progress you will unlock burst skills which will charge upon perfect dodges

    • @Gazibaldi
      @Gazibaldi Před 20 dny

      ​@@guujigamingdo the dodges deplete the posture style gauge later in the game? I'm finding parrying those and hitting the retribution is the route to victory atm. I'm basically playing it like Sekiro with the dodge being a sort of mikiri

    • @guujigaming
      @guujigaming Před 20 dny +1

      @@Gazibaldi Not entirely sure what you mean, but personally if I see a yellow light I parry, if I see blue/pink light I dodge. Anyway, where I am in the game rn I can pretty much do 4 perfect dodges, then press R1+circle and AoE everything. It takes out most common enemies, and they are shortly stunned so I can do follow up by holding triangle.

    • @Gazibaldi
      @Gazibaldi Před 20 dny +1

      ​​​​@@guujigamingthere are little yellow pips on the boss health gauge. Each perfect parry you do reduces that by one. When depleted the boss is staggered and you hit triangle for a retribution attack for massive damage. I don't think the perfect dodge depletes that. Well it doesn't so far in terms of skills for me.
      It works on any non unblockable attack too. So you can just about parry everything.

  • @Squeenix1
    @Squeenix1 Před 20 dny +12

    all asmon wants to do is jump attack. you can see it in his eyes

  • @DemonKnight94
    @DemonKnight94 Před 20 dny +11

    This game is too complicated for Asmon, maybe he can learn it off stream.

  • @MasterRudiment
    @MasterRudiment Před 20 dny +10

    Looks like this game has been handing a few streamers their asses from what I've seen.

  • @maomekat2369
    @maomekat2369 Před 20 dny +8

    guys... he does it on 100-200% purpose..its his schtick. if he plays bad, he gets free comments & material like ours. its easy less tiring too. thousand youtubers playing goood but thget no views. he on otherhand makes 80-90k usd every month while doing no work . he can milk this more . hes prof for reason . do you really think he never eats fruit or never washes or cleans, he mistakenly said in stream he paid 30k in property tax only last year ...because he invests all...then acts like duuuuh light attacks...wuts that duuuh...ty for subbing duhhh

    • @therion451
      @therion451 Před 20 dny +1

      Thousands of youtubers playing bad and not get views either lol, its not the reason

    • @dondahighhh12
      @dondahighhh12 Před 19 dny

      people forget being a CZcamsr is being an entertainer !

  • @Kuromii_x
    @Kuromii_x Před 20 dny +6

    It’s not a spam game, certain abilities need to parry and certain need to dodge. It’s weird because near the end all he had to do was parry the headbutts but he forgot the parry button existed lol I understand being overwhelmed on stream tho

  • @ModernTalkingCentral
    @ModernTalkingCentral Před 20 dny +6

    Not learning how to parry = Death. Parry builds Beta Energy, which activates Retribution and massive damage to the enemies. Practice makes perfect!

  • @2genders-tk2ue
    @2genders-tk2ue Před 20 dny +11

    You are bad at games that require any skill...thats ok, just dont bash the game just because you are bad at games.

  • @just_oliwer4581
    @just_oliwer4581 Před 19 dny +2

    Just a reminder that Stellar blade was created by Shift Up, the same developers who made Nikke, and it now has a 1,5 anniversary so I would recommend trying it out now. You can't rate a game without even playing it after all, right? 😉

  • @beastrule
    @beastrule Před 19 dny +4

    “Whenever i have to process new information i turn into a restart” - asmongold 2024 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arkcantoscreampsnpc7274
    @arkcantoscreampsnpc7274 Před 20 dny +30

    ⁠unfortunately that he just didn’t read the tutorials again and only used light attacks the whole time so he does 0 damage
    tbh, can’t really trust his game reviews anymore cause he didn’t play them like a normal person. Unfortunate cause hes good content most of the time

    • @prabhiboyal7459
      @prabhiboyal7459 Před 20 dny +5

      I stopped giving thought to his reviews after lies of p. Enjoy his content but you cant go off his assessment when he is only using 25% of any games mechanics

    • @kenethernandez6246
      @kenethernandez6246 Před 19 dny

      ​@prabhiboyal7459 25% is being very generous tbh

  • @kisansantosh9127
    @kisansantosh9127 Před 20 dny +145

    I wish they will release this game for pc.

    • @impact7014
      @impact7014 Před 20 dny +19

      It was planned to be developed for all platforms until Sony bought exclusivity. So it will likely come out on PC, we just don't know when.

    • @newax_productions2069
      @newax_productions2069 Před 20 dny +21

      @@impact7014 Sony didn't do anything, Shift Up sold out like bisches to sony.

    • @SssNnn2551
      @SssNnn2551 Před 20 dny +3

      I see Spider-Man 2 on Pc

    • @uselesscommodity9634
      @uselesscommodity9634 Před 20 dny +9

      It was but Soyny has to intervene and be all censorship happy about it. It really doesn't seem like a game they would greenlight at all which makes it all the more baffling.

    • @Arkuz8248
      @Arkuz8248 Před 20 dny +5

      It will happen eventually.

  • @gib1402
    @gib1402 Před 20 dny +37

    I think stellar blade was too much for him

  • @petebagwell6666
    @petebagwell6666 Před 20 dny +8

    Did he not play sekiro? This is easier than that game, also he needs to spend 5 minutes in the training room

  • @Inutero489
    @Inutero489 Před 20 dny +6

    The game gets better after the demo section

  • @schmerztablette-yn7ft
    @schmerztablette-yn7ft Před 20 dny +2

    Let's see if we got the full checklist:
    1) no parry at all: check
    2) no lock on: check
    3) no beta skills: check
    4) no combos except square, square, square: check
    Yep, full checklist. This is how my mother would play if I gave her the controller, except she wouldn't dodge either.

  • @theduck2970
    @theduck2970 Před 20 dny +51

    It's a solid 8/10 game. Yes yes, we have all the discourse regarding censorship and attractiveness or whatever else but in terms of the gameplay, it's good but not great. However, the soundtrack is surprisingly not really talked about. It's one of the best parts of the game.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 Před 20 dny +6

      The discourse didn't even effect the score. It's an 8/10 on metacritic

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 Před 20 dny +5

      @@theanimerapper6351 Exactly. So, nobody can complain about "fake scores" and all that. 8/10 is appropriate.

    • @SoulEater1997
      @SoulEater1997 Před 20 dny +6

      gameplay is great imo. Plays alot like sekiro.

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 Před 20 dny +11

      Combat: Stellar
      Music: beautiful
      Dialouge: A bit clunky at times.
      Eve: gyatt damn
      all and all: 8 or 9 outta 10

    • @B16B0SS
      @B16B0SS Před 20 dny +1

      I like what I see so far but it seems like a carbon copy of Nier Automata and the soundtrack is very Nier. I don't think that is a bad thing, but I hope their next effort is more original. I don't find the character designs very interesting. Sure they are attractive but they looks like attractive NPCs. I suppose if you like Bayonetta you will also like Eve, I prefer the design of 2B as she feels more mysterious and interesting

  • @TheHammemo
    @TheHammemo Před 20 dny +4

    Man I thought I was watching DSP.

  • @manumudgal5776
    @manumudgal5776 Před 20 dny +5

    Bruh, the game is very easy compared to dark souls and you still losing.

  • @anubis1800
    @anubis1800 Před 17 dny +1

    "I like to explore everywhere."
    Proceeds to miss everything.
    He is good at dodging, if only he realized parrying was the same timing and gets you more damage. He just needs to go into practice mode to learn more about how the game's played.

  • @jasenswalley3985
    @jasenswalley3985 Před 20 dny +1

    Weekend before last I did another playthrough of Sekiro so when this one dropped yesterday I jumped right in with the parry mechanic already fresh and clicking and I must say it has definitely been helpful.

  • @KevenLC
    @KevenLC Před 20 dny +3

    he's trying to block with circle instead of L1.

  • @throwie4515
    @throwie4515 Před 20 dny +32

    Once again proving he's just bad at games.

    • @LastNight0
      @LastNight0 Před 19 dny +2

      Bros streaming, playing something completely new to him, and playing on a controller, plus can’t someone just enjoy playing games? Like can they do that? It’s not a dick measuring contest bro

  • @tomekiksu3802
    @tomekiksu3802 Před 20 dny +5

    Dodge is good but try to parry more often

  • @RabidHobbit
    @RabidHobbit Před 19 dny

    I had a lot of trouble parrying too, but then I discovered that you can't just tap parry, you have to hold it for like a half second. Now it's easy. You can also just hold the block button to continuously block until you figure out the parry timing. It will do some damage, but much less than taking the hits.

  • @Frigade
    @Frigade Před 20 dny +18

    New title: Stellar blade ruined his life

  • @itseebstv553
    @itseebstv553 Před 20 dny +3

    I got stuck a little on that boss with the mortar fire bit catching me then learnt you can parry the ranged attacks lol

    • @tepig52
      @tepig52 Před 20 dny

      ... i have been purposefully avoiding ranged enemies. does it send the projectile back at them?

    • @itseebstv553
      @itseebstv553 Před 20 dny

      @@tepig52 no but you can perfect parry to get beta back if you unlock the skill for beta charge :) there maybe a skill later tho that may repell it back

    • @tepig52
      @tepig52 Před 20 dny +1

      @@itseebstv553 good to know thanks brother

  • @-who-
    @-who- Před 20 dny +6

    Bro cant play without watching some guides 😅
    Wo Long incident

  • @seanhamel3551
    @seanhamel3551 Před 20 dny +3

    here we go again...

  • @vicz88
    @vicz88 Před 20 dny +9

    Mah dood got skill checked HARD by a fucking SUBBOSS LMAO😆

  • @mtmoto4522
    @mtmoto4522 Před 20 dny +2

    Block and parry not that hard i did it with skin suit took me 5 times but its not that bad i cant do dark souls but this game is way more reactive when you hit buttons there is not a move lag between hitting button and character responding to inputs and have to wait for animations to complete

  • @madwilli3205
    @madwilli3205 Před 11 dny

    I like the different attack modes. Its a lot to take in at once but I decided its prob a good idea to just focus on like one move for each attack mode for now

  • @porytlim8508
    @porytlim8508 Před 20 dny +6

    It seems like as he lose his hair his also loses his brain power as well.
    How come he never parries and blame the game 😮

  • @ShikaRoddy
    @ShikaRoddy Před 20 dny +14

    Filtered

  • @RobidyBobidy1
    @RobidyBobidy1 Před 20 dny +1

    That's funny. The music is EXACTLY what I was expecting to hear.

  • @joshheadley8892
    @joshheadley8892 Před 19 dny

    I haven’t really figure out how to open up or unlock double jump. I’m hoping to figure it out eventually, but at this point I don’t know how to unlock double jump.

  • @fgz7
    @fgz7 Před 20 dny +26

    How tf am I going to play this with one hand this is goty

  • @getmadadam
    @getmadadam Před 20 dny +7

    Pretty sure he is actually autistic, but is highly functioning. It would explain why he remembers exact details from years ago but struggles learning new information. Pretty common for those on the spectrum. Also explains his viewpoints on hygene and why he thinks everyone else is insane and not him. These are all commonly seen in austistic children and adults.

    • @vizuz
      @vizuz Před 20 dny +3

      What an idiotic take wow 🤦‍♂️

    • @dondahighhh12
      @dondahighhh12 Před 19 dny +1

      or because he's a 35 year old shut in whose significant social experiences happened years ago before he locked himself in his room to a constant slop of of video-games, reaction videos, twitch and discord every day?

    • @getmadadam
      @getmadadam Před 19 dny

      @@dondahighhh12 you realize he socializes with his organization all the time right? You know he runs a business? You know he has employees he is accountable for? You know he went to college? Your comment seems a little mean and uneducated. So again says more about you than Zack lol He socializes daily on the internet.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo Před 15 dny

      @@vizuza nerve’s been hit it seems. OP’s comment was clinical, kinda rude but pretty spot on

  • @captain1432
    @captain1432 Před 20 dny +3

    51:36 Sure, the timing for parry is wrong in the game lol. I played Sekiro and Lies of P, but also parried the shit out of Stellar Blade so far - can't be that bad. It's a coping mechanism of Asmon to blame the game for the stuff he sucks at, but I still love this guy.

  • @Xicor111
    @Xicor111 Před 19 dny +1

    Well I think the gameplay was perfect. I didnt notice the bad gameplay. What I did notice for 2 hours straight was that shining ass.

  • @whitecrowg1
    @whitecrowg1 Před 20 dny +6

    Sword combat looks very nice be fair.

    • @Niervanna-qf1ew
      @Niervanna-qf1ew Před 20 dny +3

      It is imagine nier mixed with asuras wrath while a soulsbourne uncle its pretty dope

  • @ModernTalkingCentral
    @ModernTalkingCentral Před 20 dny +6

    Stellar Blade is a stellar masterpiece! 10/10
    Pros: Everthing, except for Tachy's storyline.
    Cons: Tachy's storyline. Tachy should have been the main protagonist, even though her hotness, would have been more distracting while playing the game.

  • @Swa6Eyes
    @Swa6Eyes Před 19 dny

    Go into the upper skill trees sooner parry system is pretty cool.

  • @pauldrawndestiny7520
    @pauldrawndestiny7520 Před 18 dny

    What’s good asmand I just followed you on twitch I just completed Stella blade as well and I wanted to watch your journey as well through the game I’ve been following your channel for a little bit of time here on CZcams so I decided to follow you as well on twitch I had trouble with that same boss too I know there’s a few people here talking about you’re not using the beta skills and Perry but the fact that you got that boss down to half helth just using only light attacks was interesting once you do get a handle on those systems and mechanics you’re gonna blow through the game play like a hot knife through butter and it’s gonna be fun to watch. I look forward to seeing that progress

  • @Deivil007
    @Deivil007 Před 20 dny +5

    even if he play's like a monkey for stream content this is still frustating to watch.......

  • @BadRudolph6594
    @BadRudolph6594 Před 20 dny +6

    Ill admit the combat does take a bit to get used to. Deciding what skills to unlock first to make your playthrough smoother is a learning process.

    • @amwazdraws6890
      @amwazdraws6890 Před 20 dny +1

      the game is honestly so easy. I explored a bit and had like 9 SP or something and started to unlock many of the abilities that make the fights even easier and I first tried most of the bosses until now

    • @vintendio
      @vintendio Před 20 dny +1

      Easy just get the evade as soon as possible this is a action game not a soulslike lmao

  • @Kuromii_x
    @Kuromii_x Před 20 dny +1

    It’s sad cuz I could see how frustrated he got but I’ve been playing NY this game nonstop since release and it was hard watching him not use the parry button a single time lol

  • @cr0p_dustin
    @cr0p_dustin Před 20 dny +5

    I think my biggest problem with this game is the British accents... It really doesn't fit the characters

    • @swiss_Otaku
      @swiss_Otaku Před 20 dny +5

      play it in the original korean version. sounds way better

    • @Kuromii_x
      @Kuromii_x Před 20 dny +4

      Then change the language lmao

    • @cr0p_dustin
      @cr0p_dustin Před 20 dny

      @@Kuromii_x I don't even own a PS5 🤣 all the videos I see are in English and it's these British accents. I like to play games in English, TBH. Lots of games have still done a great job of doing English langue but appropriate accents, like Sekiro.

    • @thebassgum
      @thebassgum Před 20 dny

      I changed mine to Korean, a lot better

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat Před 20 dny +2

      So Asian looking characters don't exist in the UK?

  • @GiggaVega
    @GiggaVega Před 20 dny +40

    Such a great game.
    Even if I have the physical disc, it is a major struggle to keep the unpatched 1.000.000 version.
    Every time you connect to the Internet for anything outside the game, the moment you go back to the game, offline, auto updates disabled, the game will always initiate the patching. You will ALWAYS have to uninstall the game & reinstall it. 10-15 minutes each time.
    Enjoy the game bro.

    • @AlleluyaChuu
      @AlleluyaChuu Před 20 dny +13

      That's why i stop playing console. You own something that you dont really own at the end. You own it but, the company decide what you and what's authorized to do with it.
      Sucks.

    • @GiggaVega
      @GiggaVega Před 20 dny +8

      I'll instal it tomorrow on steam lol
      To be fair, all this censorship happened because Sony forced them too. I'm not blaming Shift Up. Hopefully the walk back the censorship. Bro the 1.2 patch is I think 5-9 gb. That's a lot that was patched out and over.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 Před 20 dny +3

      @@GiggaVega they already confirmed it wasn't Sony forcing them to do anything to her outfits though

    • @drsnowmon
      @drsnowmon Před 20 dny +14

      @@theanimerapper6351 lol yes it was. IGN and Kotaku reported Shift Up with that "Hard R" is what made Sony bend

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 Před 20 dny +1

      @@drsnowmon I didn't say anything about the Hard R tho, I know that was Sony. The outfits weren't

  • @Alice_Haukea
    @Alice_Haukea Před 18 dny

    I'm about 20-25 hours into this game and I've found that playing defensively seems to work best. Of course it helps that I invested skill points into improving my dodge window timing. Cause frankly, this type of gameplay I'm lousy at.
    But stay strong Asmond. You played Fires of Rubicon, you can do this too.

  • @joshheadley8892
    @joshheadley8892 Před 19 dny

    You can change the delay settings on your PlayStation five or pc to where it doesn’t but there is a Settings in the settings of the system. & in the game settings That’s a delayed trigger. You can change that in my stellar blade version of the game. I’m not seeing any delay in any attacks. Or button pressing, I hit them right on. I Do have some different set ups in Settings and stuff I have on my system, but mainly I have not seen any delay in the game attacks when I attack, on my side when I play the game

  • @ArlindoBuriti
    @ArlindoBuriti Před 20 dny +4

    If you dont use everything the game gives you... you Will never pass bosses... this is not a fromsoftware game where you can Will just by having big sword

  • @BigBoyAdvance
    @BigBoyAdvance Před 20 dny +9

    Asmongoloid never played a fast-paced action game before? I'm sorry, but being "good" in Souls games isn't an achievement buddy. Souls games are soooo sloooow.

    • @TheKareem1212
      @TheKareem1212 Před 19 dny

      What?? This crap is a fromsoftware game. There's nothing fast at all about this game. It's way too slow and clunky.

  • @jmac1141
    @jmac1141 Před 17 dny

    I just got the game two days ago and I didn't die once on my entire play through. I thought the game was extremely forgiving and easy. Asmongold is a great example of not learning game mechanics. Every souls game or souls like he just swings a big sword until he gets lucky and beats the boss. This reason is what makes it so entertaining to watch him play souls games. It's funny to watch him mald so hard

  • @sarphusgaming3542
    @sarphusgaming3542 Před 20 dny

    Explosions in space just look like a ball of light. the phsyics of the stuff blowing off the explosion was also what you'd see in atmosphere :)

  • @ChaosFraktal
    @ChaosFraktal Před 20 dny +12

    Too much? Don't want to spoil myself. What's the short version/meaning behind this?

    • @AstralLaVista
      @AstralLaVista Před 20 dny +1

      Hard game hard

    • @AngelOfDeathBG
      @AngelOfDeathBG Před 20 dny +31

      Basically, Asmon can't play games. Same for this one... 😂😂😂

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 Před 20 dny +17

      Asmongold did neither understand nor use the many available skills that would have made defeating opponents much easier. Therefore, he thinks the game is too difficult.

    • @mattparkent440
      @mattparkent440 Před 20 dny

      It's not a character action game. It's a souls like. It's got more in common with Sekiro than Bayonetta.

    • @vicz88
      @vicz88 Před 20 dny +14

      Not a souls game. the caveman cant go one hit unga bunga on the bosses in this game and got skill checked HARD.

  • @rash_dmg
    @rash_dmg Před 20 dny +4

    Bro I like Asmon as a person but my god how can he not get the fact that this is a parry heavy game. Also, on the last boss its like he gets his memory wiped and forgets all the basic mechanics in the game. Damn I hope he gets it sooner or later. I get that its difficult to play new games on stream, I did it myself yesterday (with obviously not as many viewers as him) but its still strange to see him react this way to new games, especially soulslikes where you know he likes them and has played many of them in the past. Wish him the best

  • @bujotrys3236
    @bujotrys3236 Před 17 dny

    Most times games knew this people don't want to sit through tutorials but nowadays it seems like half the game is one big lesson

  • @sked11
    @sked11 Před 20 dny +1

    It’s ok asmon it takes a while to figure it out 😂 I played a good 30 min on story mode just to get a feel on the characters attacks then normal mode was so slight

  • @Doodle1991
    @Doodle1991 Před 20 dny +5

    난 아스몬이 나이가 많아서 게임에 대한 이해도가 떨어져서 플레이스타일이 단조롭다고 생각했는데
    얼마전에 그가 나랑 나이가 같다는걸 알았을때, 내가 게임을 잘하는 중년인건지 아스몬이 게임을 못하는건지 헷갈리기 시작했음.... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @PhuongHoang-cj9jz
    @PhuongHoang-cj9jz Před 20 dny +9

    It's absolutely the easiest souls-like, if we can even call it one. It's impossible to die in this game. Good game though.

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne Před 20 dny

      Id say medium difficulty, the smoothness isn't present like the smooth fast pace in sekiro. There's more recovery frames and bosses are hard to stagger. Idk eve feels slow sometimes but you gotta be more selective of what you use I guess

    • @vintendio
      @vintendio Před 20 dny +2

      ​@@CrimsonRaynethe boss are the easiest part of the game lmao

    • @michaelwolf5845
      @michaelwolf5845 Před 20 dny

      ​@@vintendiosomeone thinks very highly of himself...

  • @RonhozZ
    @RonhozZ Před 20 dny +2

    WOW player brain 💀

  • @corneliusdobeneck4081
    @corneliusdobeneck4081 Před 19 dny

    The intro looks like Starship Troopers actually and the pod pretty much feels like "Neir Automata" while the world is some sort of "Horizon" or "Dino Crises" setting. Nothing new but still looks nice.

  • @21preend42
    @21preend42 Před 20 dny +6

    This looks a bit like Nier Automata, the dodge seems very similar and the music sometimes.

    • @dougfax
      @dougfax Před 20 dny

      Which is good because Nier Automata was such a great game and instead of doing some sort of sequel, they are shoehorning 2B in every single game for easy profits

    • @meta1ke
      @meta1ke Před 20 dny +1

      It's similar but also not. I enjoy the gameplay much more than nier so far.

    • @DJAizakku
      @DJAizakku Před 20 dny

      Dodging in Nier is very -broken- forgiving, Stellar blade is a lot more strict with its timing and dodging has more start-up lag.

  • @burtmacklinfbi58
    @burtmacklinfbi58 Před 20 dny +7

    skill issue tbh

  • @zerooskil7161
    @zerooskil7161 Před 20 dny

    The boss gauntlet with preset character for practice in The demo was genius got me to be pretty damn decent at this i got to a point of almost no hit winning that thing
    I do think levels overall are a little too stuffed with random enemies tho but you can theoretically clean the map and nothing will reset until camp rest, also i still cant for the life of me feel any delay people are talking about 🤷🏻
    But i also dont play through capture card i play off native feed and my stream is out of the ps5 directly