Ali Wong Stand-Up Performance - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Komentáře • 448

  • @sarahbalding3874
    @sarahbalding3874 Před 4 lety +1990

    "I don't wanna lean in, I wanna LIE DOWN" i felt that so hard

    • @Sun_beetle
      @Sun_beetle Před 4 lety +6

      Sarah Balding same 😂🤣😂

    • @jaz13691
      @jaz13691 Před 4 lety +5

      1000th like 😌

  • @yujibell
    @yujibell Před 4 lety +796

    asian don't die.. it's so real. when i was 10 i got hit by a car doing errands for my mom. i was fine, but the car had a huge dent in it. everyone was surprised, confused and relieved, except for my mom who just asked if the groceries were ok

    • @inkumoon515
      @inkumoon515 Před 4 lety +58

      Seriously and absolutely true. We don't die. I got my head injured a lot. A lot a lot. To an extent where when I was seven, I fell and hit my head on a lamppost and tore my skull open. My mom and dad just brushed me off and took me to our usual doctor. He took a look at me and said: again?. We are invincible.

    • @takonikiminajungoneimtheon1211
      @takonikiminajungoneimtheon1211 Před 3 lety +18

      I didnt get anything that serious. But because of my clumsy self I do get hurt a lot.Never broken anything or needed stitches.

    • @laachi155
      @laachi155 Před 3 lety +9

      Meanwhile me , who swallowed 2 Mercury cells when I was just 6 , ate Fevicol , fell off from the terrace & what more....... Yup , we don't die

    • @APerson-gm9ry
      @APerson-gm9ry Před 3 lety +6

      I’ve barely had any cuts or scratches that actually hurt. One time I had a huge cut on my knee that was pretty deep and didn’t notice until someone in my class pointed it out. I’ve also had multiple splinters and cuts almost everywhere on my body and somehow didn’t get hurt. I swear all Asians are just immortal.

    • @djatlasmusik
      @djatlasmusik Před 3 lety +7

      This is so true!!! When i was 8 i didnt die either i still dont die today

  • @someone-go8ee
    @someone-go8ee Před 5 lety +2338

    Her jokes are the same as her special but her delivery just got so much better later on

    • @TheClassictvfan
      @TheClassictvfan Před 4 lety +62

      These were all practice. I saw her practice some at the Comedy Store a few weeks before she taped.

    • @anatucker3806
      @anatucker3806 Před 4 lety +33

      Right shes wayyyyy funnier now

    • @joez5474
      @joez5474 Před 4 lety +47

      Yeah she needs to speak more slowly. When she speaks slowly, she has more of that swag.

    • @wfjohnny
      @wfjohnny Před 4 lety +25

      I like the Baby Cobra version better

    • @nicoleloves9483
      @nicoleloves9483 Před 4 lety +15

      She didnt expect her husband to be the one to “lie down”

  • @dreadstheheart
    @dreadstheheart Před 4 lety +397

    “We’re bad drivers because we’re trying to die” I felt that

  • @ColtyT33
    @ColtyT33 Před 9 lety +635

    I'm drunk and have been watching Seth Meyers stand-up clips for the past hour and I think she's my favourite yet. I like how she comes out looking really innocent and then just gets vicious like a goddamn Asian comedy wolf!!

    • @JJ-yu6og
      @JJ-yu6og Před 4 lety +2

      Innocent?

    • @oscarcovarrubias5874
      @oscarcovarrubias5874 Před 4 lety +4

      I saw what she was doing there too but not everybody did because it was unbalanced and it came off as not being sure of what angle to play, so the audience was busy wondering who she really was instead of laughing at her jokes. More confidence in her portrayal was all that she needed to pull the jeckle-hide thing. The lines were funny and well written. But delivery suffered because she was too in her head thinking "what is the audience thinking about me?".
      I think she's a great comedian. I recently became interested in her. When she began her act in this video I immediately knew that this was one of her early shows. She's so much more confident in her delivery now. Very genuinely on point with her character. Very powerful. Yet some other people still hate on her. She was on a show I saw where she was just being so funny but the host was just subtlely trying to sabotage her routine. I don't know why? Jealousy or they dislike her views.
      I was genuinely rooting for her here from the beginning till the end. When she got her first genuinely good laugh from the audience it pulled my heart strings; I was so happy for her!

  • @unusunus2727
    @unusunus2727 Před 4 lety +1169

    "If ur man has a pinterest, he's probably pinterested in men."
    Me, a gay man with a pinterest board who very recently came out: 👁👄👁

    • @sophiusdynami3401
      @sophiusdynami3401 Před 3 lety +10

      I have a one too 😉

    • @fyezad
      @fyezad Před 3 lety +3

      @@sophiusdynami3401 oop-

    • @eggsplash
      @eggsplash Před 3 lety +6

      Usually people know, its just coming out to the barrier built in your heart

    • @unusunus2727
      @unusunus2727 Před 3 lety +6

      @@eggsplash yeah apparently everyone knew before i did lol

    • @guesswhoiam1875
      @guesswhoiam1875 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oenrob98000
    @oenrob98000 Před 5 lety +802

    Wow...5 years ago before she had her own Netflix movie. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @ciiiel08
      @ciiiel08 Před 4 lety +10

      Her delivery definitely improved by the time her Netflix special came round

    • @Ana-nl4bo
      @Ana-nl4bo Před 3 lety

      @@ciiiel08 no no, the movie always be my maybe.

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf Před 4 lety +687

    It's a little disorienting to see her not pregnant and hearing her say "boyfriend" rather than "husband."

    • @Diinzie
      @Diinzie Před 3 lety +14

      ​@sadie adler they're referring to the fact that Ali's two Netflix specials have been when she's pregnant, and when she was already married

  • @peadar-o
    @peadar-o Před 5 lety +83

    I’m a mix of black, Indian and Chinese. I’m gonna live forever and never look older than 37...

  • @JaneVathesatogkit
    @JaneVathesatogkit Před 4 lety +209

    “Old Asian ladies and the sun are the Tupac and Biggie of longevity” and I died

  • @oscarp4328
    @oscarp4328 Před 5 lety +398

    Hahaha! I had the fortune to return some CHANEL sunglasses to her and help her choose an outfit at SAKS in BHills.😍 them she asked me if I wanted tickets to her show in Anaheim. Omg me and my bff got DIRECTOR SEATS!!! LOOOOVEE HEEERRRR!!!!

  • @JasonL77
    @JasonL77 Před 4 lety +268

    “I’ll do prenatal yoga even if I’m not pregnant.”
    That joke is so ironic now.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight Před 5 lety +232

    This video was posted in 2014. I'm writing this comment in 2019.
    Wow! She has come a long way. Congratulations to her! Yippie!

  • @marksilla8276
    @marksilla8276 Před 5 lety +1001

    If a man has a Pinterest page he is probably Pinterested in men. 😂😂😂

    • @myau_cat342
      @myau_cat342 Před 4 lety +17

      i didn't care for her type of humor. to me it felt like very divisive. like pinning people against each other, by gender, race, sexual orientation, etc and having an influencing effect on society through that medium.

    • @betzy7560
      @betzy7560 Před 4 lety +7

      That was funny

    • @chicovaca2001
      @chicovaca2001 Před 3 lety +12

      I am gay and I can confirm ....... It is funny, it is true.

    • @edwardchen9619
      @edwardchen9619 Před 3 lety +4

      no true words lol as a gay man

    • @grsdjjggfss3373
      @grsdjjggfss3373 Před 3 lety

      🤣

  • @ErickSharky
    @ErickSharky Před 10 lety +431

    She is so intense when she gives her jokes. Pretty funny though. Look forward to more!

    • @AC-pq1cd
      @AC-pq1cd Před 5 lety +3

      Exactly! I feel like she's intense and so serious in her real life too!

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe Před 4 lety +2

      She's Aries lol of course she is

    • @24hfa
      @24hfa Před 3 lety

      She’s amazing! I like her style!

  • @angelarbab0091
    @angelarbab0091 Před 5 lety +222

    5 years, she was hilarious then and now, brilliant, but seeing her not preggo was strange lol

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 Před 4 lety +42

    "If a man has a Pinterest page, he's probably pinterested in men." Lol

  • @natinatyoutube
    @natinatyoutube Před 5 lety +24

    Very geometric performance. And i mean that in the best way, you can tell there is serious work behind this skit cause the gesture, the timing and the delivery are simply perfect. I almost didnt laugh at all but its not because she's not funny (she's hilarious !) but because I was hyptnotised by her professionalism.

  • @TheJonathansk
    @TheJonathansk Před 10 lety +129

    Woww she's amazing... thanks Seth Meyers for bring her here

  • @daisysourcream13
    @daisysourcream13 Před 2 lety +11

    Ali mentions this bit in her book Dear Girls and says she’s not proud of it, but I enjoyed it watching this for the first time back when it premiered. It got me to watch her special which I thought was hilarious.
    I thought her delivery in the special was better, but this was not a bad segment

  • @LlamaOutOfTheSheep
    @LlamaOutOfTheSheep Před 5 lety +108

    Lol some of these older comments aged interestingly. Granted I do feel like the delivery in her Netflix special improved a lot.

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 5 lety +119

    Not pregnant. Looks weird, but a wonderful comedian.
    Congratulations on all your success, Ali! You do you!

  • @sqh9165
    @sqh9165 Před 2 lety +3

    I had to come back to this just to say Ali Wong is one of the funniest female comedians of all time and I mean that with my whole chest... as someone who is a fan of comedy and a very critical judge of female comedians Ali Wong is top notch in every way. her latest special had me crying tears from start to finish and I wanted to see how she got her start...I usually don't dig into the paths of comedians I just like to appreciate them in the moment but she is gold and we must protect her at all costs.

  • @cuteisoverrated4272
    @cuteisoverrated4272 Před 5 lety +19

    i was brushing my teeth while watching this and almost spit toothpaste everywhere LOVE her

  • @TheAnonyte
    @TheAnonyte Před 10 lety +104

    Can't believe I never heard of her before. She really knocked it out the park. This was GOOD. Good call Seth eh?

    • @gojewla
      @gojewla Před 4 lety

      TheAnonyte she has comedy specials on Netflix, but maybe they are originally from somewhere else?

  • @AleahKCH
    @AleahKCH Před 10 lety +64

    I laughed way louder than I should have. Probably scared the crap outta my boss lol

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 Před 5 lety +48

    Anytime I walk through a park where I live, if it's sometime in the morning there's always older Asian people doing exercises. We had morning Tai Chi biweekly in the mall I worked in. They were nice and moved out of the storefront so I could open when I arrived.

  • @barrydesaw3938
    @barrydesaw3938 Před 15 dny

    You can see the wonderful spirit on display here. What a delightful lady!

  • @jlim6262
    @jlim6262 Před 3 lety +6

    Wow she killed it. I hope she makes it big. I can see her doing her own shows and starring in films.

  • @lukethomas658
    @lukethomas658 Před 3 lety +18

    I hope she's been using quarantine to write new material, I'm ready for another special. She's hilarious.

    • @24hfa
      @24hfa Před 3 lety

      I love her, tooooo!!!!!

    • @Haiang-sb6mz
      @Haiang-sb6mz Před 2 lety +1

      yeah, she just release her new netflix special. go to look it up

  • @peter.ton.tran1
    @peter.ton.tran1 Před 4 lety +5

    Her monologue is amazing and so calm

  • @123tube456
    @123tube456 Před 10 lety +62

    Finally funny without assuming the audience is stupid. Keep it up

  • @zaineridling
    @zaineridling Před 5 lety +13

    Yea, I'm loving this woman. MOAR! 😂😂😂😂

  • @maemara
    @maemara Před 5 lety +2538

    why is she not pregnant this is weird

    • @jennamomenna5750
      @jennamomenna5750 Před 5 lety +15

      Lol it was 5 years ago

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy Před 4 lety +24

      Julie W. you don't say and here I was thinking pregnancy was 6 year commitment

    • @alexandra_9818
      @alexandra_9818 Před 4 lety

      mae mara She no 🧢 looks like an absolute dime not pregnant !!

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 4 lety +1

      Ropsana Khanom no, humans are whales, so we can be pregnant for YEARS

    • @Galemor1
      @Galemor1 Před 4 lety

      32 not pregnant, just engaged..
      33 pregnant

  • @arrisun1
    @arrisun1 Před 10 lety +142

    Holy crap, the Asian stuff was hiLARIOUS!

  • @param5234
    @param5234 Před 3 lety +6

    True Asian women don't die...my grandma passed away at 101 years old... and no she wasn't bed ridden or sick, she passed away because of hit and run accident. Her eyesight was damn good, she could walk, babysit my brother's babies (they require a hell lot of energy), cook, curse and scold my dad all at the same time. Someone really said her last words after scream were, "oh god finally"

  • @WebbiDevski
    @WebbiDevski Před 11 měsíci +1

    absolutley love this woman

  • @haroldchannel8883
    @haroldchannel8883 Před 3 lety +4

    I love her she's one of the best female asian stand up comic and maybe the best there is period baby

  • @Andrea-fs5oh
    @Andrea-fs5oh Před 3 lety +7

    Seeing this 6 years later, and her having 2 kids and beeing married for half a decade already, hearing her announce she is engaged is so weird😂😂

  • @loretohidalgo3533
    @loretohidalgo3533 Před 2 lety +1

    Love herr

  • @jessmontes8129
    @jessmontes8129 Před 5 lety +3

    Love Ali Wong!!!!!!!!!

  • @wantingg94
    @wantingg94 Před 10 lety +94

    this is so funny I literally can't

    • @maggieholt6778
      @maggieholt6778 Před 10 lety +8

      *****
      Fun fact: people are allowed to have different opinions than you. You don't need to comment on each person who found it funny just because you didn't.

  • @gablison
    @gablison Před 10 lety +18

    lol i live in hk and that is spot on, the elderly are healthier than i am and I'm a 23 yr old athlete!

  • @eddievo2464
    @eddievo2464 Před 5 lety +1

    Love your comedy. Keep up the good work.

  • @definitelyeric
    @definitelyeric Před 10 lety +38

    Hilarious, especially the end.

  • @purplegirl8036
    @purplegirl8036 Před 4 lety +2

    Lmao! I don’t want to lean in, I want to lay down. Me too! Me too!

  • @luislopez3963
    @luislopez3963 Před 5 lety

    Love Love Love her

  • @makatron
    @makatron Před 9 lety +12

    she really killed it!

  • @mbaifeanyi36
    @mbaifeanyi36 Před 2 lety +1

    I love her so00oo much 🥺🥺🥺

  • @1Skorpia
    @1Skorpia Před 4 lety

    Fantastic delivery,witty and smart

  • @facecandystudio
    @facecandystudio Před 4 lety

    Love her!

  • @MJ18888
    @MJ18888 Před 4 lety +3

    I can't believe I have not seen this before!

  • @melvinwillard7420
    @melvinwillard7420 Před 4 lety

    love her

  • @lopsidemaniac
    @lopsidemaniac Před 9 lety +10

    this woman is my idol

  • @soundcasualty
    @soundcasualty Před 4 lety +5

    So awesome to see how refined the delivery of these jokes are on Baby Cobra. You rock, Ali!

  • @1love847
    @1love847 Před 5 lety

    She is amazin!

  • @lisawhite-pagano3455
    @lisawhite-pagano3455 Před 3 lety +2

    Her delivery has improved to perfection.

  • @uncle.America.Natural.9

    Love some Ali Wong …super funny and silly 😜 lol 😂

  • @mcwarhol17
    @mcwarhol17 Před 5 lety +9

    How the hell she only has 164k views, she hilarious

  • @rabeccamanjaly6363
    @rabeccamanjaly6363 Před 3 lety +1

    her: "I use a stroller as a shopping cart"
    oooooh you're about to get iiittt

  • @marikomagnus
    @marikomagnus Před 9 lety +36

    2Pac and Biggie of longevity. OH THE IRONY!

  • @vrinjan
    @vrinjan Před 4 lety +14

    God she’s brilliant

  • @daveluna7931
    @daveluna7931 Před 4 lety

    I love Ali!

  • @The_fax_store
    @The_fax_store Před 3 lety

    Love her ❤ 💕

  • @lukenzur1667
    @lukenzur1667 Před 4 lety

    i love her intensity raw-ass and awesomely comics :) love you Ali :)

  • @infg0753
    @infg0753 Před 5 lety +2

    now I got this bread that tastes like free range Chubaka! 😂😂😂

  • @andyzhang9829
    @andyzhang9829 Před 2 lety +1

    timing, rhythm,expressions, intonations are all improved during the Netflix specials.

  • @blueandbanana
    @blueandbanana Před 2 lety

    She is such a delight. Laughing is so healthy.

  • @deepikadeveshi6160
    @deepikadeveshi6160 Před 5 lety

    She is great😎

  • @bencheshire
    @bencheshire Před 10 lety +89

    Very good! I always wanted to be good at stand up, it looks so hard.

    • @sephlmao8087
      @sephlmao8087 Před 10 lety +6

      You can do it bro!!

    • @jadeai989
      @jadeai989 Před 5 lety +6

      I know it’s been 5 years but I believe in you :)

    • @cheesywiz9443
      @cheesywiz9443 Před 4 lety

      its been 5 years .. hows it going ?

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety +1

      Have you tried it yet?! I wanna try open-mic nights some time at a club in L.A. I'm writing material RIGHT NOW at 5 am on a day off from work! Good material + good delivery + GOOD, encouraging crowd = WINWINWIN! I'm even working on jokes about being nervous and awkward. 'Helps me feel loosened up and not worrying about bombing or not and yet, taking it very seriously at the same time, ya know?! :D

    • @cheesywiz9443
      @cheesywiz9443 Před 4 lety

      @@Protectobot wow good luck

  • @choperchic24
    @choperchic24 Před 9 lety +2

    OMG hilarious!

  • @leonardpatton7928
    @leonardpatton7928 Před 4 lety +2

    Her stage presence is always on 1000

  • @___Will__Ferrell
    @___Will__Ferrell Před měsícem

    This is basically her Netflix special word for word.

  • @whorebag0003
    @whorebag0003 Před 10 lety +2

    lmaoo why do people have a problem with this i loved ittt

  • @lobaggins3328
    @lobaggins3328 Před 5 lety

    Looove

  • @kkid121
    @kkid121 Před 2 lety

    Her delivery has gotten so much better. I’m here in 2022

  • @frankgumede4545
    @frankgumede4545 Před 5 lety +6

    Shes really funny 🤣

  • @WilliamFang173
    @WilliamFang173 Před 5 lety +3

    How did this not show up on my recommended list earlier...

  • @dannyjay7415
    @dannyjay7415 Před 3 lety

    She's awesome 😂😂😂😂

  • @pudendajohnson1932
    @pudendajohnson1932 Před 2 lety +2

    She is the funniest female comedian I have ever seen.

  • @faboze
    @faboze Před 10 lety +4

    Very good!

    • @arnabasu
      @arnabasu Před 4 lety

      Your profile pic is gona give me nightmares 🥺😭😹⚰💀

  • @shushuyu
    @shushuyu Před 4 lety +57

    asians are like elves from lotr..they live super long, elegant, have beautiful culture..but only susceptible to mortal wounds via car accidents.. lol

  • @yancuicrodriguez1913
    @yancuicrodriguez1913 Před 4 lety

    I love her top

  • @FluffyJiaJia
    @FluffyJiaJia Před 4 lety +5

    Damn look at those arm muscles hahaha. Love how she can get away with shitting on her husband. 😂 Oh Ali you’re the best.

  • @IWantYoutoBeHappy4Ever

    I love Ali Wong

  • @samliu7129
    @samliu7129 Před 4 lety +2

    mother is 80, Ali is 32.
    what a super baby!

  • @bernardbarroga1497
    @bernardbarroga1497 Před 2 lety +2

    She’s really funny!!😅😂🤣

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh Před rokem +1

    I saw her in a tiny little standup place in the Mission 20 years ago.
    She's right. She doesn't look a day older.

  • @byn1k1
    @byn1k1 Před 4 lety

    This was really good! I’m a fan of her now, I guess 😍🔥

  • @NotAllAlexNamedAlex
    @NotAllAlexNamedAlex Před 4 lety +2

    I’m telling you guys. That’s the exactly moves how elderly Asian “exercise” in every park! 😂

  • @blacklavoux
    @blacklavoux Před 2 lety +1

    It just feels like she’s telling her life 🤣

  • @nancychen5992
    @nancychen5992 Před 4 lety +2

    ooo this was a year before her first netflix special!

  • @Ls-wr1cg
    @Ls-wr1cg Před 10 lety +4

    it got better:)

  • @michelleobrien6996
    @michelleobrien6996 Před 2 lety +1

    A CZcamsr saying Ali Wong is not funny got me here... Ali Wong is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theradiojem
    @theradiojem Před 5 lety +6

    Her outfit tho 🔥

  • @laestherminator
    @laestherminator Před 3 lety +2

    Now she's making the millions :)

  • @ticktockbother6
    @ticktockbother6 Před 10 lety +9

    2 Star Wars references! Nice job Wong.

  • @DeniseOwens
    @DeniseOwens Před 10 lety +6

    She is funny!

  • @geegee90210
    @geegee90210 Před 10 lety +35

    Omds super in love with this girl!!
    Finally a funny Asian comedian!!!!

    • @henryhahaha8714
      @henryhahaha8714 Před 10 lety +11

      I guess you never heard of Dat Phan, Steve Byrne, Margaret Cho, etc, etc, etc

    • @TheETownSkater
      @TheETownSkater Před 10 lety +3

      PK, KT Tatara, Elliot Chang...

    • @emilytwisp7721
      @emilytwisp7721 Před 5 lety +1

      Check out Yumi Nagashima

  • @venwizard
    @venwizard Před 9 lety +6

    Hahahaha hilarious