The Vampire Boys Have It Out | Audio RP | [M4A]

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  • čas přidán 23. 10. 2023
  • out, damned spot
    CW: [arguments][raised voices][combative language][references to prior emotionally and physically abusive encounters][references to non-consensual turning, trauma response, character's prior self-harming thoughts and actions]
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Komentáře • 408

  • @naemyfayolasanae
    @naemyfayolasanae Před 9 měsíci +624

    I love how vincent is like "you cant tell an unempowered human youre a vampire!!"
    Meanwhile his first interaction with lovely was "hi im vincent and im a vampire."

    • @harleyquinnigan7808
      @harleyquinnigan7808 Před 9 měsíci +97

      Deadass. Hello pot, my name is kettle, and you're black 💀

    • @Unstablegayauthor
      @Unstablegayauthor Před 9 měsíci +44

      He probably said this because of what "hi I'm Vincent and I'm a vampire" led to for lovely.

    • @KyutiHuni
      @KyutiHuni Před 9 měsíci +42

      I think it was more of Porter bringing Treasure to the most supernatural, vamp and werewolf filled event in town without a waiting period.
      Even with Vincent and Lovely their interactions were always outside of their lair/home and never in the presence of other vamps.

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 Před 9 měsíci +17

      To be fair there's a big difference between starting a relationship with a human and telling them about vampires and showing one the inner workings of vampiric society that even other non vamp empowereds are not usually privy to after less than a month of meeting.

  • @zefyreeexd2273
    @zefyreeexd2273 Před 9 měsíci +220

    4:48 Sam: “When he was still around, You were just as much of a pain in the ass most of the time”
    Vincent: “ *NUH UHH* 🙄”

  • @cali-fornia
    @cali-fornia Před 9 měsíci +212

    “my new lover. i met them two days ago.” IM DECEASED

  • @Kailesx_
    @Kailesx_ Před 9 měsíci +586

    The summit will definitely be interesting. 4 shifters, 3 unempowered, 1 stealth and a whole lot of vampires. What can go wrong?! (Everything. Everything will go wrong)

    • @samidabunbun6155
      @samidabunbun6155 Před 9 měsíci +35

      There’s a joke in there somewhere 😂

    • @claracatlady9844
      @claracatlady9844 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Maybe some surprise guests?

    • @davidpickrell2956
      @davidpickrell2956 Před 9 měsíci +23

      someone gonna throw hands. my votes on darling

    • @claracatlady9844
      @claracatlady9844 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@davidpickrell2956 nah my money is on Lovely. Angel, Darlin and Milo also sorta have the right attitude but I feel like their partners would contain them (sweetheart would probably not try that hard though just being honest). I think Sam should punch someone and everyone goes quiet because it’s SAM we are talking about, that would be fun.

    • @Keara23
      @Keara23 Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@davidpickrell2956darlin throwing hands at alexis in the corner 😭

  • @elizathesimp
    @elizathesimp Před 9 měsíci +461

    I can just imagine Darlin with hearts in their eyes when Lovely punched Porter LMAO

  • @punkquokka_
    @punkquokka_ Před 9 měsíci +390

    all of Lovely's vampiric strength has been waiting for this one moment

    • @Silka73
      @Silka73 Před 9 měsíci +41

      They been waiting for someone to slip up 💀💀

    • @maybetomorrow4445
      @maybetomorrow4445 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Probably also cuz whatever Vincent was saying about his turning they could also relate to in a way since Yk,, they didn’t meant to get turned that fast at all
      And as far as we know, adjusting to this life isn’t easy. So they probably quite struggle a lot with it still and that’s why they got extra mad after Vincent’s little speech

    • @redwillow311
      @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +18

      I was hoping for a bit of a Zap to be on that punch tbh

    • @Silka73
      @Silka73 Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@redwillow311 bro i WISHH..

    • @rosedoesthings98
      @rosedoesthings98 Před 9 měsíci +7

      I was sitting there thinking “isLovely gunna hit him again? Because if not, I will.” Lol.

  • @lavndertown
    @lavndertown Před 9 měsíci +614

    a few shifters and an unempowered human walk into a monarchical summit. what could go wrong?

    • @claracatlady9844
      @claracatlady9844 Před 9 měsíci +54

      The fact that Quinn hasn’t been executed and Hush is up to some shit, oh and Closeknit is still around

    • @AnimeLover-zq5ef
      @AnimeLover-zq5ef Před 9 měsíci +12

      Yeah, definitely. What could go wrong?

    • @hosnaaa6555
      @hosnaaa6555 Před 9 měsíci +21

      Multiple unempowered humans actually!

    • @AlienBoy-fp7kg
      @AlienBoy-fp7kg Před 9 měsíci +12

      3 unempowered actually! (that makes it even worse)😭

    • @justsom30n3
      @justsom30n3 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@claracatlady9844 where do yall get all this lore from??? listening to ALL the audios?? i can barely remember them lol

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +761

    Petition for Treasure to be revealed that they are Darlin’s unempowered friend who had their memories erased bc they were the whole reason Darlin went after Quinn but was never mentioned again.

    • @elphieofkiamoko
      @elphieofkiamoko Před 9 měsíci +82

      Oh no, I love this

    • @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629
      @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629 Před 9 měsíci +68

      Where do I sign?

    • @Wayward_Insomniac
      @Wayward_Insomniac Před 9 měsíci +53

      YOU! I THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING minus the erased memories part I had no plans for tanks unempowered friend(I call them Matthew but they also go by Travis) for writing about them and literally when porter came out I knew I had to make the listener tanks friend instead of another oc listener 😂❤

    • @britnicox3929
      @britnicox3929 Před 9 měsíci +14

      YOOOO

    • @beebo_
      @beebo_ Před 9 měsíci +40

      “No matter where you are, everyone is always connected”

  • @antheathetiefling8581
    @antheathetiefling8581 Před 9 měsíci +622

    Here I was thinking that Lovely, Sam and Darlin would have to hold Vincent back the entire time...not holding back Lovely 😂

    • @tigeresssa5208
      @tigeresssa5208 Před 9 měsíci +79

      Lovely’s been through too much to care what anyone thinks anymore 😂

    • @Imbored-21
      @Imbored-21 Před 9 měsíci +40

      FR
      Also why do i feel like when Lovely punched Porter Darlin was doing everything in their power not to burst out laughing

    • @NekoPanda122
      @NekoPanda122 Před 9 měsíci +35

      Let's be real, Darlin was sitting there the whole time with a bucket of popcorn, they're not gonna hold anyone back 😂

  • @CR1SPY_
    @CR1SPY_ Před 9 měsíci +143

    all the comments last week were talking about how dubious treasure's decision-making skills are because of how quickly they trusted porter but porter is JUST AS DUBIOUS LMAOOOO match made in heaven i fucking love them

    • @LiA-ou3jf
      @LiA-ou3jf Před 7 měsíci +7

      Porter is straight up delulu
      "My new lover" SOMEBODY SHUT ME UPPP

  • @aniuta3563
    @aniuta3563 Před 9 měsíci +291

    i know we're all focused on lovely's impeccable right hook but it's actually cool to see a glimpse into porter's backstory. past trauma? found family except kinda gone wrong? william could have a potential soft spot towards him because of porter's bad relationship with his maker? i desperately need more porter lore pleaseeeee

  • @waywardh9528
    @waywardh9528 Před 9 měsíci +424

    Holy cow, Treasure is getting thrown into the deep end. I can't help but think Porter is repeating Vincent's first mistake with Lovely, but 10 times as intensely (throwing an unknowing human into the crossfire). Let's hope he doesn't regret it...

  • @kilarthmac
    @kilarthmac Před 9 měsíci +429

    *Timestamps:*
    0:19 - Porter was a dick apparently, and Vincent doesn’t have a single good memory with him
    0:52 - Sam wants to coordinate a game plan for how to handle the Summit, and Porter
    1:21 - Vincent thanking Lovely for being there for him through all of this
    2:07 - “Alright. Let’s go see what the cowboy’s thinking.”
    2:25 - *Darlin greets them at the door*
    - 2:37 - *VINCENT:* [to Darlin] How are you liking it out here in the middle of nowhere? [...] [laugh] Makes sense when your mate’s halfway to being a lumberjack already [laugh]
    - *SAM:* [muffled] I heard that! And I heard you laughin along with him Darlin, don’t think I didn’t!
    3:22 - *Vincent just wanting to get it out of the way and getting straight to the point*
    4:22 - *VINCENT:* He’s not just self-centered, he’s a hateful, judgemental, arrogant prick who tried to strangle me when I finally told him I wasn’t gonna take his verbal bullsh*t anymore.
    - *SAM:* Vincent. You’re my family, and I love you, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but four years ago when he was still around, _you_ were just as much of a pain in the ass to be around most of the time
    5:02 - Sam bringing up the point that Porter could have grown since they last saw him, just like how Vincent has grown
    5:39 - Vincent saying he hates Porter because “he made it his life’s goal to make [Vincent] miserable”
    6:16 - *There’s a knock at the door*
    6:31 - *Sam asked Porter to come as well so he and Vincent could talk out their grievances with each other before the Summit*
    6:50 - *Porter’s muffled entrance*
    - *PORTER:* [to Darlin at the door] My goodness, Sam landed _you?_ However did he manage that? Did he finally learn how to dress in the last four years? Delighted to meet you
    7:48 - *PORTER:* You can hardly act surprised when the wine and the meal don’t pair well
    - *SAM:* Which of you’s the meal?
    - *VINCENT:* Porter’s the lush, you tell me
    - *PORTER:* Wine gets better with age. Food, _rots._
    8:15 - *SAM:* Are you two gonna talk about your real problems with one another, or just snipe at each other all night?
    - *VINCENT and PORTER:* Snipe
    9:28 - *PORTER:* My reasons for leaving were my own, as are my reasons for coming back. If you want to know, try asking nicely.
    - *VINCENT:* Why are you here?
    - *PORTER:* Nicer than that
    - *VINCENT:* Eat _sh-t_ asshole. Is that better?
    9:49 - Porter telling Sam that they won’t be getting anywhere with this, because his and Vincent’s personalities just don’t mix
    10:35 - *Vincent says that Porter tried to get into a higher position than him in the Clan by tearing him down*
    11:21 - *William asked Porter to take his name*
    11:38 - 13:04 *What happened the night that Vincent and Porter fought, coming from both of their mouths*
    12:38 - *SAM:* You both were sh*theads, alright?
    13:04 - Sam trying to mediate, saying that William and the rest of the clan care for them, which is why they need to pull themselves together
    13:24 - *PORTER:* You care? You mean to tell me that I have Samuel Collins’ blessing after all?
    - *SAM:* Don’t push it, Porter. You live on thin ice when it comes to me. My accommodation for your bullshit has limits. Stop testin them.
    14:26 - 15:33 *Porter saying why he hates Vincent so much*
    - Basically that he’s never had to deal with a sh*tty Maker, that he’s always been favored, that he’s arrogant, that he’s never been beaten because of the slightest wrongdoing, and that even though Vincent had William by his side, all he did was whine about how he had problems and never seemed to be grateful for William or his place in the clan
    15:34 - Porter also mentioning that there were rumors about Vincent’s turning, about what he must have done in order to get turned by William, who had sworn he would never sire another progeny
    16:37 - 17:47 *Vincent finally telling Porter about how he **_really_** got turned*
    - How it was against his will and how all he wanted was to go back to his old life, how he didn’t give a sh*t about who William was and he didn’t want power he just wanted his family and friends, but he couldn’t have that anymore
    17:59 - Porter didn’t know any of that
    18:06 - Porter asking Sam why he never told him or the rest of the clan, and Sam saying because Vincent told him in confidence and it wasn’t his story to tell
    18:23 - *Lovely punching Porter*
    19:27 - *VINCENT:* I did look down on you. I hated that you seemed to enjoy being a vampire so much. I hated that you seemed so at peace with who you were. And what we had to do to survive. You made everything look so easy. And that made me feel broken. Even more than I already felt
    21:05 - *Porter apologizing to Vincent for assuming stuff about his turning*
    21:14 - 21:43 *Porter and Vincent still disliking one another, but finally coming to a sort of middle ground*
    21:44 - Porter saying he’s not leaving Dahlia again, because it’s his home as much as it is Vincent’s
    22:04 - *PORTER:* *Assumptions are unbecoming, Vincent. Don’t presume to know the reasons or conditions of my little… sabbatical*
    22:19 - *The two of them agreeing that the best way to handle this is to not have contact with each other as much as they can help it*
    22:41 - *PORTER:* [to Sam] Rest easy tonight, Switzerland. You’ve maintained the fragile peace.
    23:12 - *Porter mentioning that he’ll be bringing a plus one to the summit, and it’s going to be Treasure*
    23:29 - Porter submitted an Informed Unempowered form for Treasure, but that’s going to take a _long_ time to be received and processed, so Porter has to keep an eye on Treasure until then. And since he’s going to the Summit, he has to take them with him as well
    24:18 - *VINCENT:* [to Porter] You’re insane
    - *PORTER:* I’m infuriating. There’s a difference.

  • @tigeresssa5208
    @tigeresssa5208 Před 9 měsíci +256

    18:24 this… this is the moment Darlin fell in love with Lovely 😂

    • @broooooo6082
      @broooooo6082 Před 9 měsíci +27

      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @harleyquinnigan7808
      @harleyquinnigan7808 Před 9 měsíci +43

      Same!! I was just imagining Darlin' trying not to laugh, grin, or high-five Lovely 😂

    • @lonely_ahh_mf
      @lonely_ahh_mf Před 6 měsíci +1

      I NEEDED THIS TIME STAMP

    • @missyzalgo6738
      @missyzalgo6738 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Vincent:*surprised pikachu face*

  • @Devi_nam
    @Devi_nam Před 9 měsíci +260

    Oh dear. There is a lot of to unpack between the vampire boys huh? Also Lovely punching Porter was the icing on the cake. I love that for them. Also Porter bringing a unempowered human to the Summit sounds like a disaster. We have so much going on already with the Summit.

  • @punkquokka_
    @punkquokka_ Před 9 měsíci +70

    i havent been this stressed over an audio since Quinn

  • @imcryingrnguys
    @imcryingrnguys Před 9 měsíci +22

    Keeping Up With the Solaires S1E1

  • @iminyourfloors
    @iminyourfloors Před 9 měsíci +58

    OHMYGOD?? THE LORE??? THE ACTING???? DARLIN AND LOVELY CONTENT???? *AND* THE RETURN OF TREASURE??????? I DID NOT SURVIVE

  • @CR1SPY_
    @CR1SPY_ Před 9 měsíci +377

    i fear porter is joining gavin in the lil meow meow basket. i love him, your honor

    • @claymoura2484
      @claymoura2484 Před 9 měsíci +30

      IN THE WHAT

    • @CR1SPY_
      @CR1SPY_ Před 9 měsíci +19

      @@claymoura2484 i said what i said

    • @badlyplanned9259
      @badlyplanned9259 Před 9 měsíci +31

      so true. he is chompable i fear

    • @kiivies
      @kiivies Před 9 měsíci +24

      he’s def going into the the pookie bear meow meow category for me

    • @dumbfrog7797
      @dumbfrog7797 Před 9 měsíci +12

      PLEASE NOT THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW BASKET

  • @thesuperduck24
    @thesuperduck24 Před 9 měsíci +210

    oh my god porter’s using treasure as a fucking POWER MOVE that’s gonna be SUCH an interesting dynamic!!! torn between wanting porter to grow feelings for treasure only for them to find out/be betrayed OR for him to continue being an absolute and utter ass. either would be delightful!
    and i’m once again blown away by the sheer amount of talent on display like. THREE voices? OVERLAPPING? it feels like we’re in the room with 3 completely different people but nope! absolutely incredible and so so cool

    • @aria5614
      @aria5614 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I'll bet part of why he's bringing Treasure to the summit specifically is so they see the stereotypical "Vampire Ball" and think being a Vampire is all glitz and glamor. I wonder if he's going to trick them into accepting being turned.

  • @notyourgirl1646
    @notyourgirl1646 Před 9 měsíci +206

    i deserve an oscar. i’m about to play the role of three girlfriends at the same time.

    • @flyingicarus6345
      @flyingicarus6345 Před 9 měsíci +14

      😂 I love this comment

    • @Notinthemood73
      @Notinthemood73 Před 9 měsíci +33

      When the summit comes you’ll get to play 6 girlfriends at the same time😊

    • @Ladkin3
      @Ladkin3 Před 9 měsíci +4

      out of the girlfriends i gotta play
      My favorite-sweetheart and cutie
      My least favorite-what ever the magical frik Regulus calls me
      And then lovely got their own little category-why? ✨adam, being late with powers, *inversion* ✨ (character development)

    • @LiA-ou3jf
      @LiA-ou3jf Před 7 měsíci +2

      Realest comment I've read so far

  • @kiivies
    @kiivies Před 9 měsíci +40

    OMG IM SCARED
    edit: “ my new lover, i met them two days ago. they’re unempowered.” he’s so delulu i’m in love with him

  • @reeseoutburst4157
    @reeseoutburst4157 Před 9 měsíci +21

    Tank: … sooo smash or pass?
    Lovely: dude
    Tank: I’m just saying

  • @daelnightbird6962
    @daelnightbird6962 Před 9 měsíci +245

    I know we're all extatic about Lovely's right hook, but 8:42 is a tiny thing that really made me happy

    • @makaylafederline3898
      @makaylafederline3898 Před 9 měsíci +68

      Darlin being protective of San made me so happy. I was like HELL YEAH

    • @Imbored-21
      @Imbored-21 Před 9 měsíci +19

      I KNOOOWW I can picture Sams smile when Darlin stood up for him

  • @moodymochii1096
    @moodymochii1096 Před 9 měsíci +62

    I must say, I absolutely LOVED Sam throughout the whole audio. There is clear care for Vincent and Porter and wanting them to grow up and settle their disagreement. Sam doesn’t sugarcoat or bullshit, he doesn’t hold back on Vincent and asks him the hard questions, never skipping a beat to straight up tell him how he was a infuriating little shithead back in the day. While he’s views on Porter may be mixed there is also a sense of compassion. And just hearing Sam yell in that southern accent made me feel things i didn’t know possible-but that’s beside the point. Sam is a beautiful depiction of tough love, he’s honest and straight to the point, in a way that makes you feel seen and valid. We love our cowboy

    • @swingusinners6001
      @swingusinners6001 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Him yelling was just a 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘵 attractive yeah- 😅

  • @yournewmusictaste
    @yournewmusictaste Před 9 měsíci +14

    15:33 IM DEAD 💀 “PORTER 😡”

  • @kittydonut5108
    @kittydonut5108 Před 9 měsíci +43

    “I met them two days ago” Ngl this man is hilarious in the most sarcastic way😭😭😭

  • @BubblerGoesPop
    @BubblerGoesPop Před 9 měsíci +64

    porter calling vincent a twat is KILLING ME and his little quips, this man is so funny i love him. hearing how he talks about vincent’s turning and seemingly comparing it to his own is making my heart ache. AND HE’S BRINGING TREASURE TO THE SUMMIT? HAHAHAH god vincent is rightfully infuriated but icl that’s hilarious 🤭 tho i’m a little worried for treasure, with so many powerful empowered in one location and the established tense dynamic between these characters AND the past vamp/shifter conflicts, i think they MAY regret trusting porter so easily 😃

    • @izzebobizzy9965
      @izzebobizzy9965 Před 9 měsíci +2

      do you have the timestamp for Porter calling Vincent a twat?

    • @BubblerGoesPop
      @BubblerGoesPop Před 9 měsíci

      ⁠@@izzebobizzy996513:02 ☺️

    • @gwyn707
      @gwyn707 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@izzebobizzy9965 13:01 (i wanted to look for it myself so might as well send the time stamp!!)

    • @LiA-ou3jf
      @LiA-ou3jf Před 7 měsíci +3

      The way he called Vincent "princeling" had me BAWLING

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +60

    Porter did the Vampire equivalent of Yeeting himself out the door after saying that to get the last word!!!
    I LOVE HIS GREMLIN ENERGY!!!

  • @sapphphynix
    @sapphphynix Před 9 měsíci +43

    I just knew lovely was gonna get a word in one way or another

  • @1-800_s1n
    @1-800_s1n Před 9 měsíci +112

    We gonna talk about Darling defending Sam and Porter immediately backing off? Scary shifter vibe 😂

  • @AshElias
    @AshElias Před 9 měsíci +20

    8:28 where Porter says shit and Darlin says fuckin COOL IT is my favorite.

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +156

    Lovely *Punches Porter in the face*
    Vincent: "Lovely!!?!"
    Darlin: *Covering their laugh with a Cough*
    Sam: *Is rubbing his face in his hands.*
    Porter: *Is thinking* 🤔 "Are they Flirting with me?"

  • @waywardh9528
    @waywardh9528 Před 9 měsíci +106

    Yikes. Here we GO
    "Wine gets better with age, food rots." Absolutely amazing burn!!
    LOVELY SLAYYYYY

  • @sydney_boo6167
    @sydney_boo6167 Před 9 měsíci +33

    The way Sam said "Who⁉️🧐" when Porter said he was bringing a plus one😭💀

  • @imabakedbean8391
    @imabakedbean8391 Před 9 měsíci +14

    Not Sam being a mom with the “porter! 😡”

  • @connorskicks1961
    @connorskicks1961 Před 9 měsíci +36

    “Rest easy tonight Switzerland” made me snort

  • @ishouldreallychangemyname948
    @ishouldreallychangemyname948 Před 9 měsíci +19

    Lovely and Darlin’ playing on the nintendo switch 5 feet away:

  • @diene4music836
    @diene4music836 Před 9 měsíci +47

    I can’t hate Porter…I love all of the complexities in all of these characters

  • @Babybones
    @Babybones Před 9 měsíci +56

    i love porter and i’m so excited to see where his character goes but taking treasure to the summit is CRAAAZY. we’re in danger 😀

    • @Elwyn_games
      @Elwyn_games Před 9 měsíci +8

      At least treasure is claimed, lovely had to wait until someone attacked them. We stab potter taking preemptive protection measures

  • @imabakedbean8391
    @imabakedbean8391 Před 9 měsíci +35

    It feels like I’m watching my cousins fight at thanksgiving

  • @Lovely.Solaire
    @Lovely.Solaire Před 9 měsíci +32

    Lovely : - decks porter -
    Darlin: hell yeah bestie !

  • @aniyahw3212
    @aniyahw3212 Před 9 měsíci +23

    So no one’s talking about how porter being abused by his maker probably gave him the degrading kink

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Oof! Yep. Seems like there's trauma there.

  • @justcallmeaj4105
    @justcallmeaj4105 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Tragedy has struck Dahlia tonight, as the worst person Vincent Solaire knows, actually made valid points.
    Eyewitnesses described Vincent's partner however, as going "real wild" and "decking that bitch ass, Porter, anyways".
    We will keep up with any new developements in the case. Now back to Erik, in the studio.

  • @v-cassinova9007
    @v-cassinova9007 Před 9 měsíci +21

    “Let’s go see what the cowboys thinking” adorable

  • @Something_human
    @Something_human Před 9 měsíci +14

    The girlies are fighting fr ✨✌️

  • @sebpidge8389
    @sebpidge8389 Před 9 měsíci +21

    They are ‘Bad Blood’ by Taylor Swift 💀

  • @Artemix4137
    @Artemix4137 Před 9 měsíci +64

    “You’re insane!”
    “I’m infuriating, there’s a difference”
    Oh my god I’m Porter

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko Před 9 měsíci +27

    Porter: [hints at having a traumatic backstory]
    Me: [eyes turn black as pupils fully dilate, I am a feral shark, driven to sharp focus by the scent of blood in the water] *Delicious*
    With all my apologies to Sam and Vincent, Porter might be my new favorite chompy chomp boi in this universe (though he has yet to dethrone Simon, my first overall 💜)

  • @13JuWeL11
    @13JuWeL11 Před 9 měsíci +31

    That was a lot of backstory for 20 minutes... And it makes me even more sure that Porter is waaaaaay older than Vincent or Alexis...

  • @caitlyngovender4627
    @caitlyngovender4627 Před 9 měsíci +18

    The tension with these 3 vampires. Speechless

  • @entangledsawyer
    @entangledsawyer Před 9 měsíci +55

    Vincent will always be one of my favorite boys and I shall protect him at all costs (just as I would do for majority of these characters) but it’s so interesting actually hearing how much of a pain he truly was before he met lovely. Also, I am JUST as excited about lovely’s hook as everyone here BUT I do wanna mention Sams honesty and calling people out on their bullshit. He’s protective over Vincent because he’s like a brother BUT he knows Vincent isn’t perfect either and had his moments too. I’ve heard his angry side with Quinn but SHIT this felt like a whole other level and the frustration of being the middle man.
    Truly incredible work once again Erik! I’m absolutely living for this drama so much and I’m absolutely nervous/excited for the Monarchial Summit !!❤

  • @issamemaarioooo1684
    @issamemaarioooo1684 Před 9 měsíci +12

    LMAO “also im bringing an unempowered, K BYEEEE!!”

  • @broooooo6082
    @broooooo6082 Před 9 měsíci +40

    DARLIN IS DEFINITELY INSTAGATIN IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE HOLDING A JOINT💀

    • @setsyoufree8
      @setsyoufree8 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Watching Lovely hitting Porter like this: 😍👍🏻🫶🏻🥹

    • @armysunicorn9630
      @armysunicorn9630 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Why would they do that? They'd be making everything harder for Sam.

    • @broooooo6082
      @broooooo6082 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@armysunicorn9630 i mean do they have a reliable history of making it easy for him?💀

    • @broooooo6082
      @broooooo6082 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@setsyoufree8 real

    • @armysunicorn9630
      @armysunicorn9630 Před 9 měsíci

      @@broooooo6082 Not intentionally.

  • @Wayward_Insomniac
    @Wayward_Insomniac Před 9 měsíci +21

    6:55 how did I know porter was gonna pull that with tank 😂 21:41 poor Sam is just tired of this XD
    Also I love how all the little icons change when someone is talking ❤❤

    • @redwillow311
      @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +2

      They are Mates to the Alpha and Beta of the Shaw Pack. They have the paperwork for Informed Unempowered status.

    • @Wayward_Insomniac
      @Wayward_Insomniac Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@redwillow311ohhh okay 👌 I’ll get rid of that then 😊

  • @heartpalette
    @heartpalette Před 9 měsíci +6

    Treasure is going to be ✨️traumatized✨️

    • @cali-fornia
      @cali-fornia Před 9 měsíci +2

      typical activities when your partner is a vampire yk

    • @yournewmusictaste
      @yournewmusictaste Před 9 měsíci +1

      poor thing just wanted a one-night stand and now they gonna get the trauma 😢

  • @imabakedbean8391
    @imabakedbean8391 Před 9 měsíci +25

    So much of Vincent’s trauma is poking out on this one while also just having a general dislike for porter also we can respect that even porter has his morals but I am afraid for treasures well being this is all so new and as proven with earlier Vincent audios bring a unempowered human into the world of magic to quick can be very dangerous mentally and physically for everyone envolved this just goes to prove how wonderful Erik’s writing is because I have been checking every second for updates!

  • @hollieappleyard5710
    @hollieappleyard5710 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I CANT BELIEVE LOVELY CRACKED HIM ONE THATS HILARIOUS
    "Your partner has quite the right hook, Vincent" BAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @Catiscrazyforbats
    @Catiscrazyforbats Před 9 měsíci +4

    SAM YELLING PORTER IS SENDING ME OMG SEND HELP PLEASSSSE

    • @yournewmusictaste
      @yournewmusictaste Před 9 měsíci +2

      POLICE 🚔 POLICE 🚨 HELPPPPPP 🔊🔊👮‍♂️🚓

  • @cafeaueva
    @cafeaueva Před 9 měsíci +15

    omg treasure is coming to the summit, i am so scared for them 💀😭

  • @litl_kim
    @litl_kim Před 9 měsíci +45

    You’re one of the hardest working creators in this genre. The 3 different voices, edited seamlessly…unique thumbnails (I like how Vincent took over the logo spot lol)
    It was great to see Lovely be the one in defense mode. It was a badass moment 💖 I’m excited for next week!

  • @seekerxr
    @seekerxr Před 9 měsíci +10

    Porter has my entire heart I fear 😔✊poor Vincent tho, the stress has practically tripled now

  • @LiA-ou3jf
    @LiA-ou3jf Před 7 měsíci +3

    Vincent: he's the last I want to have on my plate
    Sam: 🎶 it might seem crazy what I'm about to say 🎶

  • @Storm__Bound
    @Storm__Bound Před 9 měsíci +43

    There's so much to unpack in just 20 minutes, holy shit good job Erik.

  • @Bekstasy
    @Bekstasy Před 9 měsíci +18

    darlin wanted to get in on that action but let lovely handle it💅🏾

  • @Milo_kinda_dumb
    @Milo_kinda_dumb Před 9 měsíci +4

    LOVELY SOCKING PORTER😭

  • @BubblerGoesPop
    @BubblerGoesPop Před 9 měsíci +16

    18:22 LOVELY YOU DARLING ☺️ but oh my gosh there was so much in this audio to digest, i don’t even know where to start 🙃

  • @martinpaz3992
    @martinpaz3992 Před 9 měsíci +11

    I feel a little sorry for Porter and his past. Vincent completely walked over what Porter been through and continues with the problem he had with him. I mean Porter probably had to point out the mistakes of others as a way of keeping himself out of the spotlight with his maker. I’m not saying it’s right but when your in a bad situation you do what you have to in order to keep yourself safe.

    • @CR1SPY_
      @CR1SPY_ Před 9 měsíci +4

      i feel like we glossed over porter just casually mentioning his own trauma so quickly and i am 👀👀 cause i'm sure it will come up later

  • @piffny6666
    @piffny6666 Před 9 měsíci +5

    The British joy I felt when Erik said "twat" bro did his homework

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Před 9 měsíci +12

    Oh the reverberation on that slap was sooo satisfying. Lovely (no pun intended)

  • @babalonzy2315
    @babalonzy2315 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Do you think that Tank was there more for Moral support or Physical support? Lol.
    Like we all know that Sam was predicting that it was a possibility the two were going to duke it out but we also know that Lovely has Vincent's back 100%. So that's three full vampires going at it, one of them being a direct progeny of William. Sam being a Duke could probably break up the guys, but add the third? Tank was definitely there for if things got out of hand 😆

  • @LemonRatsYT
    @LemonRatsYT Před 9 měsíci +7

    Sam solves problems, the way that I solve problems and I can’t help but love him for it

  • @Versiri-
    @Versiri- Před 9 měsíci +3

    When the middle brother and younger brother are fighting over dads love so the big brother has to intervene:

  • @its_many_7391
    @its_many_7391 Před 9 měsíci +7

    This is so great for so many reasons! Lovely punching Porter instead of Vincent, Sam acting like a dad, Darlin' being protective over their mate. I'm melting🥰

  • @demise6830
    @demise6830 Před 9 měsíci +11

    Ive always seen lovely as someone from new york or new jersey and this just confirmed it lmao

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I hope that these two can at least become respected rivals if not straight up on sight enemies sometime. I feel like Porter gave a little more than Vincent did in acknowledging his lack of perspective when I don’t think either of them are necessarily in the right or wrong here. Both of them acted like assholes, and I wish Vincent had acknowledged that more than he did

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Před 9 měsíci +5

    😂 oh nooo not the Twilight Switzerland reference

  • @ishouldreallychangemyname948
    @ishouldreallychangemyname948 Před 9 měsíci +14

    OHHHHH THE GIRLS ARE FIIIGHTINGGGGG

  • @seren5132
    @seren5132 Před 9 měsíci +5

    This was great, i heard the punch and i was like did vincent just and then it wasn’t omg!
    Also I love Porter, he and Vincent are kinda similar (*cough* flirt line vs infuriating line are kinda similar)and I think they could be friends if that had more interactions. Poor Sam out here sounding like an exhausted parent

  • @technicolordreamer
    @technicolordreamer Před 9 měsíci +7

    I have a theory. What if at the Monarchial Summit, a situation happens that Vincent, being in charge of the summit, has to fix, and Porter, also attending, ends up helping out Vincent, which has them working together, maybe even leading to them being civil to one another in the future.

  • @empressarcana
    @empressarcana Před 9 měsíci +7

    From the very beginning of the audio, my heartstrings were being pulled in all sorts of directions, especially with Vincent's emotions coming through so strongly, understandably so. The interactions we have with others can really make it or break it for us. I find it fascinating and scary all at once how quickly misunderstandings can form and what they can become for everyone involved. It breaks my heart how a misunderstanding can stir within you for so long, wanting it buried, forget it, but can easily feed on the memories, distort them, make it hurt more. I can feel Vincent's hurt, his pain, but I also feel something in Porter, resentment, for both of them, and everything else festering. How horrible to feel this way, to feel you've been treated unfairly, to have your story become distorted by falsities, too. I can understand Lovely punching Porter, I was feeling this rush of anger, not wanting to hear my love, hurting, even if it is important to clear the air. In that situation, it is hard to say what I would do, but I am protective of those I love, especially if it's the man I love. I see you, Lovely. I get it.
    I'm very glad Sam took it upon himself to invite Vincent and Porter over. I feel, they really needed to face each other, voice their hurt. Hell, I respect that, they don't like each other, and that's okay. I feel this on a personal level, when it comes to family, friendships, too. Talking it over with someone doesn't mean everything is going to be sunshine and rainbows after the fact. Sometimes, people are not on the same frequency of feeling or thought, which would lead to more clashing of personalities. Naturally, this can all change with time, but I believe it is okay to simply tolerate a person, no matter the relation they have in your life. If tolerating them is not on your current agenda, that's okay, too. I feel this encounter was handled very well. I really enjoyed the reveal of each side of their story, alchemizing the current scenario, making something new. Even though I can still feel a lot of needed healing in regards to the Solaires, I appreciated Porter apologizing (both times). He is not above an apology, which shows there is sincerity in his expression. I loved the casual tone in which Porter announced his plus one and the others reaction to it, too. I'm really looking forward to the Summit.
    I also love when banter is written well and it makes sense for the characters involved. Again, I have to say, this scenario was written well, acted wonderfully, too. I can feel so much emotion and it was hard not to feel for everyone. I always want to understand each side of one's story before expressing opinions, any possible judgements. I feel it would be a disservice to each of our own stories, our personal experiences as well, if we don't take the time to really evaluate all the chapters within our book, within us. Thank you, Erik, for always taking all these points into consideration. I really love how you tell a story, but also how you make one feel the story, too. Thank you for sharing your gift, your hard work, and for being you.

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +21

    LOVELY FUCKIN COLD CLOCKED PORTER!!!
    I bet you all of My money Darlin high fived them for it!!

  • @Lollypopcorny
    @Lollypopcorny Před 9 měsíci +3

    Kind of looking forward to the summit and having Sam, Darling and Alexis in the same room. I'm anticipating drama.

  • @dominimoonbeam
    @dominimoonbeam Před 9 měsíci +10

    Porter is a new favorite! And I like how Vinny goes right back to whiny voice at the end.

  • @W4it_f0r_Gr3y
    @W4it_f0r_Gr3y Před 9 měsíci +5

    Why is it low key giving keeping up with the Kardashians

  • @heathersandstrom5165
    @heathersandstrom5165 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Buckle up ya'all!! This is going to be a BUMPY (!) ride!!

  • @kaylanorstrud267
    @kaylanorstrud267 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Last time we had this many people in on place for an audio we had the inversion so excuse me for being a bit nervous for the summit 😅

  • @pinkSPARKL
    @pinkSPARKL Před 9 měsíci +12

    Go, Lovely!!! Defend your man's honour!!!

  • @SophieS957
    @SophieS957 Před 9 měsíci +9

    I can see ‘Darlin’ giving ’Lovely’ a fist bump after ‘Lovely’ punches Porter😆

  • @little-a
    @little-a Před 9 měsíci +11

    Okay. A lil bit intense here. But i'm glad they managed to get the middle ground of it.
    And I got to hear Sam's strict voice when he was dealing with both Vincent and Porter 💓

  • @bluefoxxy3012
    @bluefoxxy3012 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Not me picturing Darlin having to hold back her laughter at seeing Lovely punch Porter

  • @asher_dubs
    @asher_dubs Před 9 měsíci +5

    Im still wating to see Alexis and Darlin' meet😭😭

    • @kou9394
      @kou9394 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I hope they're meet in summit 😆

  • @TheLuckyJay
    @TheLuckyJay Před 9 měsíci +5

    We know absolutely nothing about Porter's massive past traumas, so like... while yeah he can be a bit snarky, I feel like he has reasons for pushing people away with his attitude.
    And I feel like, obviously not immediately, but eventually Treasure will be able to be the one Porter lets into his bubble of isolation he's made for himself.
    (But either way I side with Porter because I'm biased towards sassy men :p)

  • @starryhawks
    @starryhawks Před 9 měsíci +3

    porter really just dropped that bomb at the end and left 😭😭

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 Před 9 měsíci

      He knew exactly what he was doing the little shit!

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 Před 9 měsíci +12

    I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT AND I'M ALREADY SCREAMING!! 😱

  • @Buttercup__
    @Buttercup__ Před 9 měsíci +2

    Darlin’ and lovely looking like 👀

  • @lysandyyy
    @lysandyyy Před 9 měsíci +7

    4:55
    Vincent: I was NEVER as bad as him.
    Me: LIAR
    DAM HIM TO HECK HES A LIAR AND HE KNOWS IT.😂
    (Don’t get me wrong- I love vincent to death. But he’s told us about how he used to be. He was that bad.)

  • @sophierenda9399
    @sophierenda9399 Před 9 měsíci +2

    The DEPTH to these characters and their dynamics holy CRAP. I love how nothing is ever black and white with your work, and even the people that are supposed to bed unlikable are ones whose point of view is comprehensible- it mirrors real-life conflict in a way I've never seen before.

  • @Gemmyrose
    @Gemmyrose Před 9 měsíci +6

    A family squabble?
    How very interesting

  • @Verena1610
    @Verena1610 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Oooh can't wait for the Summit