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  • @UnderlordZ
    @UnderlordZ Před 15 lety +43

    Little trivia: Mr Moschitta originally taught himself to speak quickly when he was a child, using his skill to annoy his sister.

    • @douglasdixon524
      @douglasdixon524 Před 7 měsíci +7

      He stated in an interview that he had several sisters and it was one way to get a word in edgewise. In his case many words.

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 Před 12 lety +48

    ...and the chorus goes, "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."

    • @ikarikid
      @ikarikid Před 2 lety +1

      Or, being an actual song, it’s “You got trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T that rhymes with P and that stands for pool! We’ve surely got trouble, right here in River City! Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones moral after school!”

    • @r3tr0actiongamer24
      @r3tr0actiongamer24 Před rokem

      Leonard Bernstein

  • @2BArchives
    @2BArchives Před 7 lety +55

    the original rap God

  • @annacronism
    @annacronism Před 11 lety +18

    @elithecat, this is John Mochitta, and he really is TALKING that fast. He has appeared on many talk shows, variety shows, and even in some t.v. series, like 'Saved By The Bell'. I think he's amazing, and am a big fan.

    • @douglasdixon524
      @douglasdixon524 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I saw an interview where John Moschitta explained that back in the 1980s a speed talking world record would be verified with a Lexicon time compressor to verify pronounciations. I thought that was interesting.

  • @MrDannyArroyo
    @MrDannyArroyo Před 6 lety +61

    John Moschitta - World Record for fastest talker.

    • @MrT8599
      @MrT8599 Před 5 lety +1

      Until a Canadian guy beat that record.

    • @kyuka67
      @kyuka67 Před 4 lety +4

      Tyler Nersinger As far as I know, Moschitta still holds it

    • @Rank1Artist
      @Rank1Artist Před rokem

      @@kyuka67 beaten by 2 people now Steven Woodmore and Sean Shannon

  • @MichaelMuryn
    @MichaelMuryn Před 7 lety +93

    Imagine if he was a Spanish chick.

  • @alexfleming2195
    @alexfleming2195 Před 4 lety +9

    I put this at 2x speed and I feel enlightened

  • @TheYuriFreak
    @TheYuriFreak Před 14 lety +12

    Sad part is, I know Ya Got Trouble so well that I knew exactly what he was saying. (I'm in The Music Man as a townsperson and we ran through the song learning our dance moves a lot, plus I listen to it a lot, so I know it by heart.)

  • @dc1397
    @dc1397 Před 3 lety +6

    Fran Tarkington would have never had a delay of game if he talked like this.

  • @danrona
    @danrona Před 4 lety +9

    He’s reciting the lyrics to Ya Got Trouble, by Meredith Wilson

  • @mkend3
    @mkend3 Před 11 lety +7

    He'll make a great auctioneer!

  • @wiffwaff27
    @wiffwaff27 Před 13 lety +3

    this guys video should have WAY MORE VIEWS!

    • @douglasdixon524
      @douglasdixon524 Před 7 měsíci +1

      You may or may not know but John Moschitta did a bunch of commercials in the 1980s. Micro Machines and Federal Express were his famous ones.

  • @NellsStuff
    @NellsStuff Před 15 lety +2

    That's the guy who used to do the Micro Machines commercials when I was a kid!

  • @ARootBear
    @ARootBear Před 13 lety +2

    Its funny because I'm from a small town, where the people are known for talking fast, and I can actually understand most of what he's saying.

  • @benadams3569
    @benadams3569 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Slow it down to 0.5 speed, and you'll discover that he's not saying many actual words. He's speaking mostly gibberish.

  • @bunnehboi1985
    @bunnehboi1985 Před 8 lety +15

    Andrememberifitdoesn'tsayMicroMachines, IT'S NOT THE REAL THING!

  • @P00katube
    @P00katube Před 3 lety +2

    You can thank the graduates of The John Moschitta Institute Of Speed Talking for those indecipherable disclaimer voiceovers or the rapid fire radio station TOH Legal IDs

  • @mkend3
    @mkend3 Před 13 lety +2

    He's turning into the Micro Machine Man.

  • @TsubakiCerberus
    @TsubakiCerberus Před 14 lety +3

    Oh wow, this is hilarious...especially since he played Harold Hill in a version of The Music Man! Of course, the fact that he voices Blurr only makes it all the more funny!

  • @Takeo.8827
    @Takeo.8827 Před 4 lety +2

    0:07 - 1:08: When the teacher has u come up and read ur story to the class

  • @PrinceChaloner
    @PrinceChaloner Před 2 lety +1

    And he became the FedEx guy...

  • @samc265
    @samc265 Před 2 dny

    What I really find incredible is CZcams CC

  • @trivialprsuits
    @trivialprsuits Před 15 lety +1

    He's reciting the famous monologue from "The Music Man". This is Harold Hill's speech to the citizens of River City. It's called "Trouble". ("Oh, ya got trouble. Right here in River City. That's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL....")

  • @shockwaive
    @shockwaive Před 11 lety +2

    Mr. Testaverde!!

  • @CesarClouds
    @CesarClouds Před rokem

    I remember watching this episode as a kid.

  • @elithecat
    @elithecat  Před 15 lety +1

    Thanks I added it to the keywords

  • @LaZodiac
    @LaZodiac Před 15 lety +3

    He also voices Blurr in both G1 Transformers and Transformers Animated.

  • @drewski1535
    @drewski1535 Před 5 lety

    Very informative

  • @BB..........
    @BB.......... Před 15 lety +1

    That's John Moschitta, the guy from the FedEx commercials back in the 80's.

  • @fever_spike
    @fever_spike Před 3 měsíci

    John Moschitta, Jr…the man. The myth. The fast-talking legend.

  • @fylecabagnot5703
    @fylecabagnot5703 Před 2 měsíci

    Imagine him rapping a track lasting only twenty seconds

  • @Terryfan
    @Terryfan Před 13 lety

    @Blackjesus3 And what's crazy even more is that you could understand what he was saying

  • @krylancelox1
    @krylancelox1 Před 14 lety +1

    I wonder how many times he bit his tongue learning how to talk that fast.

  • @jwatson626
    @jwatson626 Před 13 lety +2

    I wish I still had my Micro-Machines.

  • @pizzabeerd
    @pizzabeerd Před 14 lety

    he learned to talk really fast as a child as a way to annoy his sister

  • @sharall
    @sharall Před 13 lety +1

    wow, its weird to see John Moschitta that young!

  • @Slimboyfat1979
    @Slimboyfat1979 Před 14 lety

    i like the bit at the end

  • @Terryfan
    @Terryfan Před 13 lety +1

    I remember he was the voice of Blurr from Transformers The Movie

  • @Dmytro772
    @Dmytro772 Před 14 lety +1

    I wonder how fast he reads books

  • @JoshFreilich
    @JoshFreilich Před 13 lety

    @Blackjesus3 All that was "Ya Got Trouble" from THE MUSIC MAN.

  • @StormsongK
    @StormsongK Před 14 lety +1

    @mikelecane I think he's quoting lyrics from "The Music Man". "That rhymes with 'p' and that stands for pool."

  • @shaunt0000
    @shaunt0000 Před 14 lety

    he's reciting bits of the Music Man "we've got trouble with a capital t that rhyme with p which stands for pool.

  • @jediwise
    @jediwise Před 13 lety

    Downloaded and played at half speed. There were real sentences in there, but there also seemed to be sections of gibberish too.
    And remember, if it's not Micromachines, it's not the real thing.

  • @TheYuriFreak
    @TheYuriFreak Před 14 lety

    No, he's saying the lyrics to "Yo Got Trouble"

  • @TheYuriFreak
    @TheYuriFreak Před 14 lety

    @heero10 He's not saying presence in a pool, he says "P and that stands for pool" Lyrics to Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man.

  • @Nexusmagicshop
    @Nexusmagicshop Před 14 lety

    I remember the Micro-Machines commercial he did after this aired...

  • @CharlieTMZ
    @CharlieTMZ Před 14 lety +2

    i wish i could do that when my girl annoys me and says : "say something"

  • @r3tr0actiongamer24
    @r3tr0actiongamer24 Před rokem

    I believe he just read the entire book of War and Peace

  • @TheYuriFreak
    @TheYuriFreak Před 13 lety

    @MicheleLandon13 No, he's not, he's saying the lyrics to Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man

  • @johnmalcolm4822
    @johnmalcolm4822 Před 11 lety +4

    "A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest" - Paul Simon "The Boxer"

    • @opaklak1235
      @opaklak1235 Před 6 lety

      John Malcolm that's not good, I heared " a Penis says poo"
      ...and I disregarded the rest

  • @CRAZE1247
    @CRAZE1247 Před 14 lety

    and thats where the micro machines guy got his big break

  • @ARootBear
    @ARootBear Před 13 lety

    @ThaByza he actually says "rhymes with p and and stands for pool", I think

  • @ChimaTheKilla
    @ChimaTheKilla Před 14 lety

    yep he came from my town uniondale

  • @08skydancer
    @08skydancer Před 14 lety

    Dang, it's like this guy comes with a fast-forward button or something!

  • @MrChillywilly50
    @MrChillywilly50 Před 13 lety +3

    I like the part where he breaths :'D

  • @AndrewOfHell
    @AndrewOfHell Před 14 lety

    Thing is, he could probably call the audience every swear word ever created and you could think he is reciting "Can't touch this".

  • @Nagimine
    @Nagimine Před 13 lety

    This is unbelievable!!!

  • @howardstern9129
    @howardstern9129 Před 4 lety +1

    Pretty sure he had a recorder inside him

  • @Blackjesus3
    @Blackjesus3 Před 13 lety

    @Terryfan yeee there already are some records 4 fast talking

  • @eclectictllc
    @eclectictllc Před 14 lety

    @FutureNewsAnchor Yep

  • @pdg3hhs88
    @pdg3hhs88 Před 13 lety

    Can we get a transcript on this? :)

  • @Narbized
    @Narbized Před 7 lety +2

    Now, speed this video up to 2x. Faster. :)

  • @AGameGem
    @AGameGem Před 14 lety

    you can hear every word if you listen closely.

  • @simonjeste
    @simonjeste Před 14 lety

    John should give some $ to the producers of That's Incredible -- his career launched from this appearance, the ad agency for the fed ex commercials saw it and got in touch with him, the rest is history.
    Oh, and he should give some $ to his sisters too -- for forcing this side of him to come out to such an extreme degree :)

  • @liiarin1
    @liiarin1 Před 13 lety

    @OscarC4C4 who do you talk to?

  • @Lark703
    @Lark703 Před 11 lety

    What year was this?

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 Před 3 lety

    He also does a wicked fed ex commercial

  • @HunterMann
    @HunterMann Před 15 lety +1

    Total words spoken: 3,217 words.
    I counted it, using my Ishtar software for audio analysis, breaking it down into mono bytes and fractiles. Actually very easy process.

    • @douglasdixon524
      @douglasdixon524 Před 7 měsíci

      They had to use a Lexicon time comoressor back in the 1980s to verify pronounciations according to John Moschitta.

  • @nirosive
    @nirosive Před 14 lety

    The Micro Machines guy! :D

  • @jaypaint4855
    @jaypaint4855 Před rokem

    Auctioneers been real quiet since this dropped

  • @natedog2004
    @natedog2004 Před 12 lety +1

    there is no way i can talk that fast

  • @Wak017
    @Wak017 Před 13 lety

    [i] incredibly
    fast! [i]
    *trumpets*

  • @nfrank99999
    @nfrank99999 Před 14 lety

    507 words or 504 wpm. Well, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do now wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community. Ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I'm a billiard player, certainly mighty proud I say I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse sense...!

  • @natedog2004
    @natedog2004 Před 12 lety

    what this guy was doing was doing a fast version of a song from the music man called trouble

  • @123Rockstar789
    @123Rockstar789 Před 13 lety

    this guy would make a great auctioneer!

  • @Shintsu2
    @Shintsu2 Před 13 lety

    I would be surprised if this guy wasn't an auctioneer at least on the side...

  • @gothnate
    @gothnate Před 13 lety

    @mkend3
    Uh, that's because he IS the Micromachines Man.

  • @skandhaps8097
    @skandhaps8097 Před rokem

    In the age 12 self learnt to talk quickly than the fast speakers of the world.

  • @jamesrich8463
    @jamesrich8463 Před 9 měsíci

    What did he read the whole encyclopedia britannica?

  • @TheOriginalWilson
    @TheOriginalWilson Před 14 lety

    he sounds like one of those people that commentate on horse races

  • @Terryfan
    @Terryfan Před 13 lety

    @Blackjesus3 It was hard to figure out what he was saying

  • @Wak017
    @Wak017 Před 13 lety

    He could have said he cheated his wife and murdered three persons and at the end they still would have smiled, shake hands, then commercials and stuff because no one would have understood

  • @luisrened1308
    @luisrened1308 Před měsícem

    Harold:
    Well, either you're closing your eyes
    To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
    Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
    By the presence of a pool table in your community.
    Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
    I say, trouble right here in river city.
    Why sure I'm a billiard player,
    Certainly mighty proud I say
    I'm always mighty proud to say it.
    I consider that the hours I spend
    With a cue in my hand are golden.
    Help you cultivate horse sense
    And a cool head and a keen eye.
    Never take and try to give
    An iron-clad leave to yourself
    From a three-reail billiard shot?
    But just as I say,
    It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score
    In a balkline game,
    I say that any boob kin take
    And shove a ball in a pocket.
    And they call that sloth.
    The first big step on the road
    To the depths of deg-ra-day--
    I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
    Then beer from a bottle.
    An' the next thing ya know,
    Your son is playin' for money
    In a pinch-back suit.
    And list'nin to some big out-a-town jasper
    Hearin' him tell about horse-race gamblin'.
    Not a wholesome trottin' race, no!
    But a race where they set down right on the horse!
    Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy
    Sittin' on dan patch? Make your blood boil?
    Well, I should say.
    Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
    Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
    Pockets that mark the diff'rence
    Between a gentlemen and a bum,
    With a capital "b,"
    And that rhymes with "p" and that stands for pool!
    And all week long your river city
    Youth'll be frittern away,
    I say your young men'll be frittern!
    Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
    Get the ball in the pocket,
    Never mind gittin' dandelions pulled
    Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
    Never mind pumpin' any water
    'Til your parents are caught with the cistern empty
    On a saturday night and that's trouble,
    Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' trouble.
    I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers,
    Shirt-tail young ones, peekin' in the pool
    Hall window after school, look, folks!
    Right here in river city.
    Trouble with a capital "t"
    And that rhymes with "p" and that stands for pool!
    Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
    I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
    Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
    On while they're loafin' around that hall?
    They're tryin' out bevo, tryin' out cubebs,
    Tryin' out tailor mades like cigarette feends!
    And braggin' all about
    How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with sen-sen.
    One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
    Headin' for the dance at the arm'ry!
    Libertine men and scarlet women!
    And rag-time, shameless music
    That'll grab your son and your daughter
    With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
    Mass-staria!
    Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!
    People:
    Trouble, oh we got trouble,
    Right here in river city!
    With a capital "t"
    That rhymes with "p"
    And that stands for pool,
    That stands for pool.
    We've surely got trouble!
    Right here in river city,
    Right here!
    Gotta figger out a way
    To keep the young ones moral after school!
    Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
    Harold:
    Mothers of river city!
    Heed the warning before it's too late!
    Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
    The moment your son leaves the house,
    Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
    Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
    A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
    Is he starting to memorize jokes from capt.
    Billy's whiz bang?
    Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
    Words like 'swell?"
    And 'so's your old man?"
    Well, if so my friends,
    Ya got trouble,
    Right here in river city!
    With a capital "t"
    And that rhymes with "p"
    And that stands for pool.
    We've surely got trouble!
    Right here in river city!
    Remember the maine, plymouth rock and the golden rule!
    Oh, we've got trouble.
    We're in terrible, terrible trouble.
    That game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil's tool!
    Oh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!
    With a "t"! Gotta rhyme it with "p"!
    And that stands for pool!!!

  • @OscarC4C4
    @OscarC4C4 Před 13 lety

    Part 2/9
    Well, you got trouble my friend. Right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I'm a billiard player, certainly mighty proud to say, I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. Help ya cultivate horse sense, and cool head and a keen eye.

  • @Placervillain
    @Placervillain Před 12 lety

    presence of a pool

  • @colwal7832
    @colwal7832 Před 11 lety

    This played as blurr in transformers

  • @kooora18
    @kooora18 Před 14 lety +1

    Is that John Moschitta?
    What year is this filmed?

  • @UnnaturalTwenty
    @UnnaturalTwenty Před 12 lety

    The Micro Machines guy!

  • @Wierdy1024
    @Wierdy1024 Před 15 lety

    I would give a full transcript, but it'd take far too long to type out...

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename Před 5 lety +1

    0:07 Talk!

  • @aaronbruceladner1983
    @aaronbruceladner1983 Před 4 lety

    John Ought to Be an Auctioneer

  • @tdrewman
    @tdrewman Před 14 lety +1

    It is BLUR, from the Transformers !!!

  • @thecardude
    @thecardude Před 13 lety

    i'd like to see him talk like that to an old person XD

  • @diffcontroversy
    @diffcontroversy Před 14 lety

    @kooora18 lol, no, this is JM in'81

  • @Blackjesus3
    @Blackjesus3 Před 13 lety

    @Terryfan WOWWWW

  • @natedog2004
    @natedog2004 Před 12 lety +1

    there is no way i can talk that fast!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @neilgodfreyy2k
    @neilgodfreyy2k Před 13 lety

    What did he read?

  • @elkinsinboxinc
    @elkinsinboxinc Před 12 lety

    SOLD

  • @howlbigbadwolf
    @howlbigbadwolf Před 15 lety

    "SWEET JESUS! wow!

  • @stelth90
    @stelth90 Před 13 lety

    Im sorry We forgot to Record can you repeat that..?