Fastest Talker on That's Incredible
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Little trivia: Mr Moschitta originally taught himself to speak quickly when he was a child, using his skill to annoy his sister.
He stated in an interview that he had several sisters and it was one way to get a word in edgewise. In his case many words.
...and the chorus goes, "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
Or, being an actual song, it’s “You got trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T that rhymes with P and that stands for pool! We’ve surely got trouble, right here in River City! Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones moral after school!”
Leonard Bernstein
the original rap God
@elithecat, this is John Mochitta, and he really is TALKING that fast. He has appeared on many talk shows, variety shows, and even in some t.v. series, like 'Saved By The Bell'. I think he's amazing, and am a big fan.
I saw an interview where John Moschitta explained that back in the 1980s a speed talking world record would be verified with a Lexicon time compressor to verify pronounciations. I thought that was interesting.
John Moschitta - World Record for fastest talker.
Until a Canadian guy beat that record.
Tyler Nersinger As far as I know, Moschitta still holds it
@@kyuka67 beaten by 2 people now Steven Woodmore and Sean Shannon
Imagine if he was a Spanish chick.
LOL
Michael Muryn Is be in heaven lol
Lol
I put this at 2x speed and I feel enlightened
Sad part is, I know Ya Got Trouble so well that I knew exactly what he was saying. (I'm in The Music Man as a townsperson and we ran through the song learning our dance moves a lot, plus I listen to it a lot, so I know it by heart.)
That’s amazing!
Fran Tarkington would have never had a delay of game if he talked like this.
He’s reciting the lyrics to Ya Got Trouble, by Meredith Wilson
He'll make a great auctioneer!
this guys video should have WAY MORE VIEWS!
You may or may not know but John Moschitta did a bunch of commercials in the 1980s. Micro Machines and Federal Express were his famous ones.
That's the guy who used to do the Micro Machines commercials when I was a kid!
Its funny because I'm from a small town, where the people are known for talking fast, and I can actually understand most of what he's saying.
Slow it down to 0.5 speed, and you'll discover that he's not saying many actual words. He's speaking mostly gibberish.
Andrememberifitdoesn'tsayMicroMachines, IT'S NOT THE REAL THING!
You can thank the graduates of The John Moschitta Institute Of Speed Talking for those indecipherable disclaimer voiceovers or the rapid fire radio station TOH Legal IDs
He's turning into the Micro Machine Man.
Oh wow, this is hilarious...especially since he played Harold Hill in a version of The Music Man! Of course, the fact that he voices Blurr only makes it all the more funny!
0:07 - 1:08: When the teacher has u come up and read ur story to the class
And he became the FedEx guy...
Also Micro Machines.
What I really find incredible is CZcams CC
He's reciting the famous monologue from "The Music Man". This is Harold Hill's speech to the citizens of River City. It's called "Trouble". ("Oh, ya got trouble. Right here in River City. That's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL....")
Mr. Testaverde!!
I remember watching this episode as a kid.
Thanks I added it to the keywords
He also voices Blurr in both G1 Transformers and Transformers Animated.
Very informative
That's John Moschitta, the guy from the FedEx commercials back in the 80's.
John Moschitta, Jr…the man. The myth. The fast-talking legend.
Imagine him rapping a track lasting only twenty seconds
@Blackjesus3 And what's crazy even more is that you could understand what he was saying
I wonder how many times he bit his tongue learning how to talk that fast.
I wish I still had my Micro-Machines.
he learned to talk really fast as a child as a way to annoy his sister
wow, its weird to see John Moschitta that young!
i like the bit at the end
I remember he was the voice of Blurr from Transformers The Movie
I wonder how fast he reads books
@Blackjesus3 All that was "Ya Got Trouble" from THE MUSIC MAN.
@mikelecane I think he's quoting lyrics from "The Music Man". "That rhymes with 'p' and that stands for pool."
he's reciting bits of the Music Man "we've got trouble with a capital t that rhyme with p which stands for pool.
Downloaded and played at half speed. There were real sentences in there, but there also seemed to be sections of gibberish too.
And remember, if it's not Micromachines, it's not the real thing.
No, he's saying the lyrics to "Yo Got Trouble"
@heero10 He's not saying presence in a pool, he says "P and that stands for pool" Lyrics to Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man.
I remember the Micro-Machines commercial he did after this aired...
i wish i could do that when my girl annoys me and says : "say something"
I believe he just read the entire book of War and Peace
@MicheleLandon13 No, he's not, he's saying the lyrics to Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man
"A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest" - Paul Simon "The Boxer"
John Malcolm that's not good, I heared " a Penis says poo"
...and I disregarded the rest
and thats where the micro machines guy got his big break
@ThaByza he actually says "rhymes with p and and stands for pool", I think
yep he came from my town uniondale
Dang, it's like this guy comes with a fast-forward button or something!
I like the part where he breaths :'D
Thing is, he could probably call the audience every swear word ever created and you could think he is reciting "Can't touch this".
This is unbelievable!!!
Pretty sure he had a recorder inside him
@Terryfan yeee there already are some records 4 fast talking
@FutureNewsAnchor Yep
Can we get a transcript on this? :)
Now, speed this video up to 2x. Faster. :)
you can hear every word if you listen closely.
John should give some $ to the producers of That's Incredible -- his career launched from this appearance, the ad agency for the fed ex commercials saw it and got in touch with him, the rest is history.
Oh, and he should give some $ to his sisters too -- for forcing this side of him to come out to such an extreme degree :)
@OscarC4C4 who do you talk to?
What year was this?
He also does a wicked fed ex commercial
Total words spoken: 3,217 words.
I counted it, using my Ishtar software for audio analysis, breaking it down into mono bytes and fractiles. Actually very easy process.
They had to use a Lexicon time comoressor back in the 1980s to verify pronounciations according to John Moschitta.
The Micro Machines guy! :D
Auctioneers been real quiet since this dropped
there is no way i can talk that fast
[i] incredibly
fast! [i]
*trumpets*
507 words or 504 wpm. Well, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do now wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community. Ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I'm a billiard player, certainly mighty proud I say I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse sense...!
what this guy was doing was doing a fast version of a song from the music man called trouble
this guy would make a great auctioneer!
I would be surprised if this guy wasn't an auctioneer at least on the side...
@mkend3
Uh, that's because he IS the Micromachines Man.
In the age 12 self learnt to talk quickly than the fast speakers of the world.
What did he read the whole encyclopedia britannica?
he sounds like one of those people that commentate on horse races
@Blackjesus3 It was hard to figure out what he was saying
He could have said he cheated his wife and murdered three persons and at the end they still would have smiled, shake hands, then commercials and stuff because no one would have understood
Harold:
Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in river city.
Why sure I'm a billiard player,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend
With a cue in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate horse sense
And a cool head and a keen eye.
Never take and try to give
An iron-clad leave to yourself
From a three-reail billiard shot?
But just as I say,
It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score
In a balkline game,
I say that any boob kin take
And shove a ball in a pocket.
And they call that sloth.
The first big step on the road
To the depths of deg-ra-day--
I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
Then beer from a bottle.
An' the next thing ya know,
Your son is playin' for money
In a pinch-back suit.
And list'nin to some big out-a-town jasper
Hearin' him tell about horse-race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' race, no!
But a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy
Sittin' on dan patch? Make your blood boil?
Well, I should say.
Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff'rence
Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital "b,"
And that rhymes with "p" and that stands for pool!
And all week long your river city
Youth'll be frittern away,
I say your young men'll be frittern!
Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
Get the ball in the pocket,
Never mind gittin' dandelions pulled
Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
Never mind pumpin' any water
'Til your parents are caught with the cistern empty
On a saturday night and that's trouble,
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' trouble.
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers,
Shirt-tail young ones, peekin' in the pool
Hall window after school, look, folks!
Right here in river city.
Trouble with a capital "t"
And that rhymes with "p" and that stands for pool!
Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
On while they're loafin' around that hall?
They're tryin' out bevo, tryin' out cubebs,
Tryin' out tailor mades like cigarette feends!
And braggin' all about
How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with sen-sen.
One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
Headin' for the dance at the arm'ry!
Libertine men and scarlet women!
And rag-time, shameless music
That'll grab your son and your daughter
With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
Mass-staria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!
People:
Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in river city!
With a capital "t"
That rhymes with "p"
And that stands for pool,
That stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in river city,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Harold:
Mothers of river city!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from capt.
Billy's whiz bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old man?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in river city!
With a capital "t"
And that rhymes with "p"
And that stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in river city!
Remember the maine, plymouth rock and the golden rule!
Oh, we've got trouble.
We're in terrible, terrible trouble.
That game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil's tool!
Oh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!
With a "t"! Gotta rhyme it with "p"!
And that stands for pool!!!
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Well, you got trouble my friend. Right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I'm a billiard player, certainly mighty proud to say, I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. Help ya cultivate horse sense, and cool head and a keen eye.
presence of a pool
This played as blurr in transformers
Is that John Moschitta?
What year is this filmed?
Last year...
The Micro Machines guy!
I would give a full transcript, but it'd take far too long to type out...
0:07 Talk!
John Ought to Be an Auctioneer
It is BLUR, from the Transformers !!!
i'd like to see him talk like that to an old person XD
@kooora18 lol, no, this is JM in'81
@Terryfan WOWWWW
there is no way i can talk that fast!!!!!!!!!!!
What did he read?
SOLD
"SWEET JESUS! wow!
Im sorry We forgot to Record can you repeat that..?