Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker
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- čas přidán 23. 10. 2017
- If you were a kid in the ‘80s, you might recognize this man, or, at least, you’ll recognize his velocity of speech. John Moschitta Jr.’s motormouth dominated the airwaves with stints as the fast-talking FedEx guy, Mr. Testaverde on “Saved by the Bell” and the infamous Micro Machines Man. With the ability to say up to 11 words per second, Moschitta broke the world record and made a career out of his dizzying cadence. The Guinness-certified speed talker sat down to give us the whole scoop on his life in fast lane. Now, try to keep up.
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WAIT DEADASS
Welcome back
LETS GOOOOO
POG
I am so happy you’re back! I used to watch you guys all the time, I’m so excited to share these with my wife
When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%
no joke this is underrated 😂
Here before 60 likes
Hehe
I love this here before 2.0K likes
Well you would probably have to repeat yourself which would waste more time...
Eminem: you arent even fast
John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking
Vietnamese guy: hold my conical hat
They're kinda same
3637383 373727373 r/woosh
@@user-uv2oo3ts2i Godzilla fast verse is only 7 wps he does 11 words max
Twista
The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.
hola
What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.
Practice makes perfect
There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.
@@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort
@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?
The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a CZcams comment section.
*Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*
Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.
@@amishmeatball4476 nah bro
ArezinaM oh yeah yeah
@@james03pearce oh yeah yeah
So cringe
The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.
I agree, he needs a raise.
@Kitty Chan stop saying underrated comment is overused
@@basedneutral1173 thank you
@@masterknight1281 0_0
He subtitled for his lifetime
Eminem has actually been real quiet when this video dropped. Quite literally
Well, he's released 2.5 albums and also participated in a number of collabs, so he hasn't exactly been quiet since this video dropped.
@@mrmiscellaneous105 ugh here we go again with taking jokes literally
@@Coolrecords567 Well, the original comment said his joke should be taken "literally", so I might as well respond in kind.
@@mrmiscellaneous105 well you aren't wrong
@@Coolrecords567 you sure did lose that argument fast
This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.
underrated comment
Guy reading medication side effects
lmao
Ih
Dang it I was about to say that
So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.
GamerX 255 lol
It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying
ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks
Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT
no
I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.
I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣
I would love to talk LIKE this guy
For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.
I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.
If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of CZcams's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.
I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.
also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds
Me: *is about to die*
Killer: any last words
Me:
Lmao
Wow that's gonna be 30 letters
Mints lol
You have 666 likes 😝👺
*Killers brain explodes*
All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.
Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s
all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second
if you can catch up
this is such a wholesome comment
He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word
His smile is contagious haha God bless this man!
I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.
How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes
@Manuel Grajales who tf cares
@@gwen9862 you
Its okay i have adhd
@Manuel Grajales r/whooosh
Same
Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper
John: *hold my hamlet book*
Eminem isn't even in the top 100
@@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass
@@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.
But john is not a rapper at all
Eminem got nothing on him lol
I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!
The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.
This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."
NO U
Ok boomer
@@squippites7356 Same, his username checks out.
Ayyyyyyy
@@Anabe1l ayyyyo wassup
EMINEM: I fear no man
John: *exists*
EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...
So you're saying he isn't a man?
@@lewqitz r/woooosh?
@@noahrogers3321 woooosh how?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Allan Quemé: Jhon
@FV25 oh...
oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !
Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series
im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say
thechezychez same
The power of reading a whole dictionary
@@feminico2613 power we have never seen before. It kinda feels good that humans can do such talents
IKRRR
He probably thinks fast too
Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
Ey broooo HAHAHAHAHHA
Makes sense
Lol
LMAO YEA
I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.
I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅
You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.
I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers
"We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"
😂😂
Of course .__.
ShiJie 12311 this comment deserves 2k likes bruh
ShiJie 12311 so true lol
ShiJie 12311 yeees
This guy is faster than my wifi
I agree
Kawaii Potato facts brother
Amen to that
My internet is 10Gbps
Cio Dokop how much do you pay for wifi
You've got to love this guy...talk about a smooth talker...WOW !!!
I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.
Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories
Yes
100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗
@@SilverRay2 and fast
Why not 🖤😏
'can we just appreciate'
When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.
Lol
Duslik lmao same 😂
that's 22 words in 2 seconds for him then.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😄😄
Duslik lol
I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.
This man learned how to enjoy life from a young age and kept on doing it. Props to you my man.
Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.
I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language.
It would be so cool.
Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao
@@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)
You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live
Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out
Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler
Aurelia Badica ikr
That’s what I’m sayin😂
I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD
Lol
666 likes
When he talks normally, he sounds like he's just gonna get faster
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@@edithbannerman4 get out of here sex bot
every once in a while I remember he exists and look him up. Every time it's a delight
Sonic: *You're too slow!*
Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*
[Insert Speed]
no
*yrshurbttat
I put it in 2x now he's fast
*cue John cena meme*
At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.
want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage
I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY
ice baby is cute >:0
Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato
Bøxıca wtf
I LOVED that guy and those matchbox car commercials when I was growing up in the 80s!!!
love this guy
Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go-
This guy: step aside child
@Ozone Good Joke
@Ozone ok boomer
@Ozone ok boomer
@Ozone that's the joke boomer.
@Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂
He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen
@@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then
@@ThisLeprechaunWrites why
@@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh
@@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣
@@trollgejr2984 what did he say
This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!
I remember first seeing this guy on the Micro Machines commercials in the 90's. Was always amazed.
Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story
Dad: ok.....
Kids: dad where are you going!
Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth
Ahahaha lmao
Josh651 Pro ?
@@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO
@@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing
@@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh
It's amazing how easily you can follow along with what he's saying!
Vartan Simonian the brain is such an amazing computer.
Easier than some raps
Well they did subtitle almost everything he said
I guess it's also because he enunciates words very clearly despite the speed.
Vartan Simonian my gf talks fast faster then normal person so when he starts talking fast i understand like 90% of it
Your teacher when you stop paying attention for 1 minute
He seems like a very interesting and likeable person.
Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking
I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.
@@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat
@@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig
@@clara4738 never heard one screech
They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie
Imagine him being a teacher:
Enters the room*
"Good Morning Class"
30 seconds later*
"That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."
Now imagine him as the captain of the plane
"attention passangers.."
10 seconds later
"... Sit back and relax"
That would be my favorite class
Good luck trying to take down notes.
He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher
@@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD
gosh I love his personality!
This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.
Eminem:
Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Kung Fu Panda: Tai Lung sentence?
Jam Ly yep
Bullet Tooth *cough* *cough* Agust D *cough* is a worthy opponent *cough* *cough*
@@jamly8515 Master Lu Wei: Meet the new rapper warrior
All rappers: NANI!?
I figt with eminem because “nap god”
*Girl:* "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story"
*Dad:* "Ok sweetie. OncueponatimeGoldilockasddfsdjfjasdjsjdjdjasdjjjsdfkjndkjvndksjnckjsnlnlkkskkdkasdjkscdcdnlsnjsdnkjnvkfnkjsndiiojsdalsw. The End...now go to sleep"
*Girl:* ๏_๏
xD
LOL her chilhood
WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY AND YOU NAME IS FUNNY AND YOUR LITERAL PICTURE IS FUNNY
Zahed Latheef Fr she learned about the birds and the bees in less than .5 seconds
D0nut W0lf123 my life is a comedy I suppose
I loved seeding him on tv when I was a kid 🤗
Will always be the 90s kid micromachine guy. Thanks 😊
Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?
Killergill 02 thats actually funny
Killergill 02 lol
Sergio Buryy DEAD
“Side effects may include...
*itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou
Ikr
droppin bars before droppin bars existed
CORRECT
yes
What is a minecrafter doing here 🤔🤔
Ohh you again
Wtf how did u see this lmao
Why is it so sad to see this guy get old? 😭
I have a copy of 10 Classics in 10 Minutes. Thanks for reminding me!
Whos here after watching the younger version of him?
sonjyson meeee
me xD
Me
Me
lol, you got me :)
We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.
Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee
@@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.
impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old
@@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.
@@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.
he seems like a genuinely fun guy to hang out with
From 2002-04, John was the announcer for Hollywood Squares (H2), with Jeffrey Tambor announcing some episodes.
*when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*
TRUE OMG
Amirable lol
eventhough in truth we can...
Yeah, good old times...
I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true
Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question
Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.
yes
He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.
He’s dead
@@monkey3964 lol he's still alive
@@monkey3964 you’re dead
I usually watch videos in 1.5x speed but in this case it was already at 2x
This video made me smile. He's entertaining
fun fact: eminem was scared when he heard this.
😆
But the thing is eminem is the only dude who can talk fast and actually be intelligible if u slow down the audio
@@yahyashaikh7151 because he doesn’t talk as super fast as this guy gets sometimes in this video
O
@@yahyashaikh7151 nah
*The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*
frr
*
Each action figure sold separately
lol
If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.
this guy is so upbeat and happy
Nostalgic!
I swear if he raps, Eminem could disappear like my dad
Oof Srry man
Oh myy
Oof
Wow nice edgy meme there buddy
*DAMN THATS EDGY BRO, MIGHT KILL MYSELF LATER*
1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late
Lmao
Lol
Lol
You're funny. You should do comedy. 😑
bro I still have my micro machines collections and I never knew this guy was the same until the beginning when it showed the commercial 😂
i remember him mostly from some vcr tape based game i got in the 80s....it was called "commercial crazies" and it featured a lot of his commercials
Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world!
John: Hold my beer
@@andrewmiller2971 It feels great
@@andrewmiller2971 your parents are cousins
@@andrewmiller2971 Your the LOSER! Dont treat people like they have no Emotions. HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSER?!
Ruining the joke but, John isn't a rapper.
Andrew Miller 73 now
Fast talking guy: *talks so fast*
Me: My understanding
Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr
My Brain: *yes*
I agree
Yup
I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more
jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr
level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said
@@dommonek yes he did😂
What an awesome guy
This guy was interviewed on 60 Minutes. He told his life story, and the TV station had to show commercials for the last 59 minutes.
*My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive*
F
I love me some Dead People hahahahahahahahahahahshsgsgaagaggshcifjhdhejffjjfjf2hgiefiefiefur3bfuebjsjfb4f
-that was so funny-
Prove it right now?
PantsB4Squares wow...
do you play roblox
This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂
ahah true
Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh
I swear facts 💯
More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)
Why is this so relatable lol
I put this video at 2x and boy I enjoyed it.
"If you can't understand what I'm saying, they're not gonna give me the big bucks"
What a legend
He talks faster than I can run
How would you compare both. 1 word per second equals 1 meter per second?
@@YouTugas r/whoosh
@@draff1107 how is that even r/woosh?
JAPL it means that you took the joke seriously
@@basiobfz1246 nah I didn't, I was just curious how that worked.... It seemed non sense, still does
This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial
1DreaM3ateR that’s obvious
He literally is
I was bouta say that🤣
This guy is actually an excellent voice actor
what a great man
I think drugs are great
Damn
Damn
And he could also beat that fastest man rapper
Damn
I snapped the comment chain!
*Damm*
1:10
The voice matches so perfectly with her face
You probably never spend your time around girls or woman. But okay.
(Sarcasm)
JK nah it sounds about right
I agree
I mean it’s so post to
wow it does
Met him years ago. Nice guy
I like that the first commercial he ever did was for FedEx and the last scene in this video has a delivery truck driving towards the camera
Filipino Parents:
"ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?"
haha. so fucking funny. jesus i died of laughter. i love you
My mom raps when shes mad at me lol 😂
Wow
@@conmanalbuquerque3116 LMAO
@@Sol-sc6il yes. your humor is so legendary i could make a religion of you. you are the god of laughter. whenever you laughing my ass off i also laughing my ass off. i will always simp for you. have my entire college life savings.
*Video on 2x speed*
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
It makes no sense
Kiwi Kiwi huh
Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower
@@abdusp1619 r/woooosh
Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird
U r the best👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏
I watched this in 2x speed. It was great.