"Does it taste like my p***s?"
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- čas přidán 17. 02. 2023
- We took our twitch livestream to try some new food trucks around Austin!
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Requiring Starbucks coffee to start the day, doesn't care about the speed limit, has no manners at all. Malena's a true American now.
oh boy my favorite couple that brings back childhood trauma
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They're an exact copy of my sister and her husband its hilarious
@@dovatard how'd you find out your brother in law has a foot fetish?
@@quagel6960 dont make me remember
this is a good description of their streams lol
When Malena takes her "meds" she is such a nice lady.
I'm so glad they do these vids because during the week I can only listen while I work, and I listen to every stream. It's nice to come back and see the visuals of what I've already heard, because obviously the video portion adds so much. I'm in my 40's and use to listen to Howard Stern in the mornings. NMP is my morning radio show. It's early and it's 4 hours, just like when I listened to Stern every morning. These vids are like Howard TV that I would watch every night after listening to the show in the morning.
“Hey Gary, it’s Artie….”
Nick deserves a minivan driving like a grandma and not a GTR🤣🤣🤣
I'm not going to lie, Malena is literally brilliant. I love Nick, don't get me wrong I laugh my nuts off at him, but Malena is the absolute Queen
blade of miquella
Malena’s blush was so pretty.
I didn’t see the l in blush on my first read of this 😅
"I'm not gonna lie"x1000 - Nicholas Michelle Polom League of Legends
ive been watching best ever food reviews for years, that man makes absolutely amazing videos. the production quality is out of this world.
I haven't been able to watch the channel in a while, Glad to see that y'all have gotten even funnier over the past few weeks 🤣
Damn malena lookin beautiful as heck! That blush on her face hella workin.
dude you need help, this is why your dad left and you don't have a girlfriend
malena looks so happy in this vid you love to see it
malena's make-up is so lit in this video... goes so well with her hair too
normal spicy for mexicans is like really spicy for americans mom's salsa friends say she should make it less spicy her response "My baby eats it" refering to my 5yr old godson 🤣
Ah yes, the usual Peepee joke from Nick. Like a warm Blanket after a hard day of lazyness.
Manalapan looks fried af ready with the munchies
yall should watch more food reviews and then vlog it this was super cool
Sue with the perminate curls in her Mazda going 90
3:24 a Van passes Nick LUL
They gotta try Rositas Al Pastor!!! The best pastor tacos in all of Austin!!
Malena and nick are like little kids fighting but in the cutest way
wholesome pogo
I would like to say that going under the speed limit is the opposite of save as other drivers expect your vehicle to move at a certain speed which it does not. you create traffic behind you and force drivers to overtake your vehicle.
You know what's crazy? If we played a drinking game every time Nick said that we'd be dead lol
I'm not gonna lie.. might get u on a death bed too
12:14 - the look of panic after no water xDD
Ah yes the American dream, driving around all day in traffic buying food
nick should honestly review food with the way he hates certain textures lol
Lol thousand island on tacos!? Thats sacrilegious my guy
Bro, they were faced. Good stuff
Does Nick not realize you’re more likely to get pulled over going under the speed limit than over, it’s more illegal too. Cops give leeway if you go ~10mph over.
Imagine wheezing while eating 😂
Lamb is goated idc
You both looked fried lol, her eyes are so glossed.
love best ever food review show ngl he makes everything look delicious
Oh she's drivin' drivin'
How can this be later than the vod?
Nick its Texas Highways.....You take the Speed limit add a 15MPH to it and thats what you should be doing in the far right lane. If you want in the far left its 100+MPH always. Also Nick on that Taco Its probaby Hatch Green Chilies.
11:03 the spit flying everywhere DansGame
love malenas blush
BARBOCA OMEGALUL
YOOO WHAT IS THIS TITLE TOPKEK
Good
Edit: very good
9:20 "so you're there with your girlfriend" WHY AM I IMAGINING AN ANIME GIRL????????
I stopped going downtown Austin years ago lol it's gotten worse and just not worth it.
I mean, it’s a automatic Nissan Altima. It’s probably a good thing he drives slow
Malena looks so fucking blazed in this video holy shit
1:48 - Viewer; CozyJarrod: ok buddy - HAHAHA
i like her fake blushes
4:02
if she's going 15 faster than your slow ass she's only going 80, that's perfectly fine in a 75 and she won't ever get pulled over by a cop, where I live at least, if the speed limit is above 55 you can go 10 over legally, but going 10+ mph slower than traffic is dangerous
Ain't no way
actually hearing nick enjoy something and not complain gives me dopamine, how weird
Thousand island on your tacos?!
It's weird, I feel comfortable and even enjoy driving under the speed limit if there's no one in front of me. But if there's a car doing 80 kmh in a 70, I'll pass them and go 120
how much of that food do they waste
Nick needs to learn that driving under the speed limit can be dangerous as well
Sometimes i could swear this is generated by an AI
5:57 i bet you checked your phone
Real Question... Do you not shake hands in the US? Just saw different videos from you guys and people meeting each other and even friends don't shake, not even talking about hugging. Did you never do this in the US or is it just still stopped because of the bad C?
I would say in the US shaking hands is a more formal greeting, like workplace or elderly kinda. Hugs are more reserved for closer relationships.
Downtown Austin is LA, it’s because you’re in the wrong part of Texas
9:25 what the hell is blud talking about 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏿🙏🏿
Moloinky boinky boinky boinky wot are they doin
I want to believe Malena is a character on camera, but i dont think so :o
yo nick you good bro that meat made you glitch my brudda hahaahhaah ly
Video Title: 10:20
Maleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 0:57
Driving that much lower than the speed limit isn't safer brah lol
Imma be honest if your in a gym or other expensive car, you should wanna drive slow. Why rush when life’s good 😌
F it im going to look simpish but malena looks very pretty
2:55 the hole i was talking about on malen's shirt
Malena should do the Snickers reclams, to pay the food bills.
Wtf is a reclam?
@@janors191 an advertising spot
@@HarlekinEO Not in English
@@janors191 Yeah, english sucks. Its soo basic ;-p
lol Nick is so paranoid driving 5 under, I got pulled over twice recently, once for speeding and once for rolling a stop and only got a warning, I speed 20+ all the time and it's pretty much never an issue, cops don't care if you go 10 over generally.
Swears in the first 3 seconds!
CZcams: DEMONETIZED
little baby boy cant handle spice wahhh
like what
Sunny
Ungerkluben= Malena
yo editor can you pls put a warning before the viking screams? or tune it down? thanks :)
Wtf at most I go 10mph over . Lol
Melina, you're wonderful. But your banshee screaming in the first 20 seconds of this video made want to snap my laptop in half.
What did Malena actually said here? 8:49
The CZcams auto caption said “penis shot”…
She says "pinnekjøtt". It's a Norwegian dish.
Nick conjuses me how does someone get to 30 years of age and not know how to eat food.
Why Melenas under eyes pure red?
its makeup/blush
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why is nick so petrified of driving? around here everyone drives 50 in backroads, i remember i was late for work once was going around 100-110, cop flies right past me, didn't even give a hoot
nick is such a p word
dad?
Malena is cute cute
Bought a fast car but too soy to go fast
new vid pog
Malena looks so cute 🫶🏽
fin sminke bro
Wait Malena is so hot with her makeup like this
bonk
Malena is glowing up I think she is preggo
?? That’s Makeup, go outside more
yo
#early gang
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Nick is lucky he’s so rich or else Malena would not put up with his shit
malena looks amazing with that e-girl blush on her face ngl. glazin
Nick is such a beta. Literally like hugging himself while malena feeds him like some kinda child
We want to see you uncover your mouth and chew your food, Milana.