"our kids are going to love this pizza..."
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2023
- Nick and Malena trying to find the best pizza in Bergen, Norway!
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i love when scandinavians swear it actually sounds like they are damning your soul to hell
The finns are the best at this, norweigans are like teddybears in comaprison xD
@@Slashresto who is finn
@@SDSypher finnish ppl duh
Plot twist- Their children are gonna drive Nick crazy, and Malena is gonna love it.
Id bet money on this, Malena will "trick" Nick into having kids on one of the Norway trips ( like a recent one where they went to island and ended stream with them alone on the island laying on a blanket ), Then before she is due She will fly back to Norway to give birth. and if they ever break up Malena will move back to Norway with the kid saying it's not an American citizen and it was conceived and born in Norway.
wtf @@slickdaddy_tv4499
So true
2:53 We actually have these Automatic Pizza machines in Scandinavia where frozen pizza dough is delivered to the machine and then the machine adds cheese and toppings. They're decent actually
Interracial couples in Norway aren't really common. Most Norwegians date/marry someone of Nordic origin or of European descent.
Nick mentioning kids so often is about as effective for making Malena want them as punching someone in the face would make them more attractive
Surely it's a bit
Why does Malena mald when Nick mentions kids lol
jshclat is correct about the pizza theory.
If the pizza base is tasteless, the ingredients mask this.
Better to have a tasteful base & ingredients.
So you get a pizza with no ingredients to see if the base has flavour.
I don't know if anyone ever noticed but if you take a ferry or a plane to Norway, it ALWAYS smells like frozen pizza.
Had an AMAZING pizza just outside of the main city center of Sandnes though, if you drive out of the city towards Dalsnuten it's this little place on the right.
Don't know if it's still there but i'd hope it is because that pizza was one of the best I ever had.
ALSO!
Nick should try some Durum Döner kebab. (basically a kebab burrito)
and the classic Norwegian gasstation hotdogs
lol at first i tought u meant take the ferry from US to Norway, not sure theyve done that since the scandinavian emigration to the US like 1800s maybe early 1900s.
😂😂😂😂 yes let the anger build within you Malena
The tip with kabap pizza shop is so bad. NEVER TRUST PLACES WHICH SELL KABAP AND PIZZA
I buy my pizza from Italians.
@@stevenjones916 that is the right move
Here in finland Kebab pizzerias are usually the best.
@@valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556 I'm from Germany and every shop which sells Kebap and Pizza is shit
'You're a miniature psychopath'
'Miniature?'
Watching this while baking pizza !
watching this while baked !
Happy pizza Friday!
14:14 Malena be sounding like Kendrick's intro to These Walls
Malena looked so pretty during this stream.
PAUSE.
but also true
My brudda in Christ
poki filter look at nick he suppose to look ugly as fuck LUL
@@abloshow91 Bro cant give a compliment?
Nick will never get the kids he wants from Mel haha
I think they will have kids but your right Nick wont get them. Malena will trick him and make sure there are born in Norway ( she will say i need to fly back to Norway because Medical care is better there and my mom can help me ), and if they ever break up she will move back to Norway with the kids and say there are not american they were born in Norway.
Thank You nick & Malena for always making my day a lil better
they Put the tomato on bread and call it pizza!
Classic
Driving around trying out pizza with some you love is really fucking romantic
God I'm so lonely
o_O Peppe's Pizza back in the days. Best smell and taste ever for a pizza
5:50 that is the firts time ive heard her not start screaming at nick after he says some stupid sh!t
😮the editing was amazing hahaha
Nick and Melena kids are gonna run the channel soon
I hope so. I really think they will make great parents
if the shoe fits, you buy another shoe
What Malena did to that first pizza, smearing the dip like she was icing a cake ALL over the slice.. horrifying. Should be thrown in jail for it.
Seems to be way in most countries. You have to find that ONE dirty pizza that isn't a chain that absolutely shits on every other pizza and that's the one you stick with. Glad I have some crazy award winning dirty pizza place local. They made me way too fat😂
The second pizza looked the best. I have no idea how Norwegian Dominoes tastes but if it's anything like the states that's an easy pass. Any pop n shop local joint is much better than any franchise place. Facts!
I mean I put ranch on my pizza, dam I need to make a pizza now
personally. i love pepperoni & sausage for my pizzas.
You like sausage?
@@abloshow91pepperoni, black olives, sausage, bell peppers, yes
Pepperoni and onion 🥰🤤
Nick will never have kids
You have to taste the Digg Pizza in Norway.
60% tax rate and no school meals 💀💀
But socialist countries are the wokest and bestest governments around! HeAlThCaRe and sTuFf
dude i love SMOSH
Round of applause for Nick, for putting up with this witch.
It's good to see that norwegians can actually make good pizza because I've watched Jinnytty almost puking out her salmon pizza in Oslo
I mean, Jimbo had it coming. Salmon on pizza is cursed
PINEAPPLE
3:27 oh my god thats svage
I don't care about any other pizza, but Tonno!
Tonno for life!
I say Helveta as curs but thhis is thanks Malena
Chili beef is my favourite topping!
5:00 It's not degenerate, It's Digiornerate.
why wasn't dolly dimples in the test? literally S-tier!
This was wholesome :))
what's funny is that they been in France 2 days ago.. it's like 3h away from italy, the land of pizza.. where the pizza is born and where the true pizza is made and they went all the way to norway to eat pizza
4:30 I've never tried that CP before but it actually looks really good. ☺️🤤
WHAT?!
bro what?
I love CP😊😊
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They are trying to normalise ped0s
if u guys wanna come to vienna, i could be your tour guide.
Was that their cat or she just picked up a stray
Did you know this tidbit that they use infant/baby poop bacteria to make pepperoni?
I'm confused. Was the Dominos the surprise pizza?
5:12
Swedish Pizza is the best one
That first pizza was frozen
I think the garlic dip with pizza is just a big euro thing in general. It's very good.
Literally never, ever in my entire almost 30 years of life seen that and I've been in Europe my whole life.
@@Elaborance I've always thought it was an American thing to dip pizza in sauce (esp. ranch) lmao
@@Elaborance Oh weird. Where in Europe? I'm in Ireland and it's pretty much at every pizza place here. Everywhere I've been to in mainland Europe had it too. Maybe there's some places that don't or it's just not as popular
@@TheCooPeerI’m American and never seen someone put ranch on pizza. Wings yes. Pizza no
@@GavinJ06 It is for sure not a common thing in the Baltic countries. I have never heard anyone doing it, never done it and never seen it as an option. I right now in this comment section even learned it is a thing.
tbf Nick is already 32 idk when they are plannin on havin them kids
you have to do FROZEN PIZZA grandiosa tasting
margarita pizza is top 3
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its like their double chins are racing
Shlatt is absolutely right about his pizza take. If your pizza needs help to taste good like with pepperoni or other toppings, then it's not a good pizza
Pizza taste good toppings make it better.
Bad pizza is like a bad sex...it's still kinda good
PogO take
@@Mangofoo you've never had bad sex lmao
Cringe minecrafter take
The best pizza is easily spicy Hawaiian... pineapple ham and jalapeño...
I just threw up in my mouth.
What the actual is Malena putting on her pizza?
no i will die on this hill, cheese pizza is the only pizza you should taste for the first time at a place, next time get whatever to make it even better but you need to know if they even have the basics right, otherwise the topping just mask garbage
What stream this From
How are they able to eat this much do you just get a larger stomach when you start living in the US
Why does Nick turn his pizza slices/squares into hot pockets? He would do something weird like that. Also Whataburger sucks ass. I picked their #1 meal and it was two paper thin burger patties with shredded lettuce, pickles, and mustard (no mayo, no relish, no house sauce, no ketchup, nothing but mustard) and it was probably the most disappointing thing I've ever eaten lmao. I think I went to Wendy's to get an actual burger like an hour later lol.
An average pizza from a kebabplace is atleast 20x worse than ANY other place you can get pizza from.
hawai med kebabsås och iskall fanta (ej sockerfri).
Nick, maybe if you actually man up and marry Malena, she will change her mind about having kids. If something doesnt give soon just split...oh wait shes your God and runs your life cause youre too weak to take control yourself.
Cheese pizza is for kids. Might be the most wack take Schlatt has ever had.
Nah classic New Yorker taker
the small pizza bakeren pizza is the better one the big ones are mid the small ones are way better
I used to think Malena looked better in Norway, but man Nick looking like he already lost 30 pounds in this EU trip
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Helveta
6:32 EGON??
Wait, where did the pizzas go after they ate a slice each..? 🤔
No way they ate all those pizzas..?? 😳
Malena be looking super cute in this. She has a pretty face. I like Nicks jacket. Wholesome. 👊👍😊
Cheese pizza is just a pizza with no toppings.
noen som vet hvor man får kjøpt pizza nr 3?
I love you guys.
Have Americans ever had donor kebab pizza?
Cheese pizza isn't pizza, it's a grilled cheese sandwich ....what next you gonna try and tell me New York pizza is worth a $#%@.....PS folding pizza is just stupid.
Hip dyslexic ass bout to have a meltdown. Time of the month or what?!
I might be full of shit... Malena lowkey wants kids, but I can only imagine how scary it is for a woman to have a kid.
Especially with a man child as the father
@@emilyhaworth895 😂
I don’t remember which stream but I’m pretty sure she said if they were to have kids then they would have to go back to Norway because she doesn’t want to raise them in America and give them an American education. Which is kind of bizarre imo but it’s her right to have that choice. Kind of sucks for nick though.
@@jomomma2082 not that bizarre tbh until the us fixes their gun and education problems that shit is not worth it
@@panacea1297 America has a fine education system. Just a bunch of rtard kids nowadays raised by shitty parents . Especially our colleges. As for the gun problem i can see how people would be concern if they believe the mainstream media. There isn’t shootings happening every day like they make it seem and alot of cities in the us have never even had a school shooting. Every county has areas you would want to avoid but the fact that we’ve had some before is enough to raise concern and I can respect that.
How cute is Nick with those long lashes
vesuvio med kebabsås...
Wow Malena actually looks really pretty in this video.
That's new!
grease on pizza is awful when its thick crust.
the biggest determinant of a good vs bad pizza is how thick their crust is.
when the crust is thick you are getting a bigger grease/crust:toppings ratio and that makes pizza awful. However with thin crust you have less empty space in the food to absorb grease leaving more of the taste from your toppings to shine through.
thats the main issue with pizza outside of italy is they almost all make it thick crust. and deep dish piiza is the worst offender. deep dish pizza is the most disgusting garbage version of pizza out there, even worse than pineapple
Nick complains about too much grease, yet he once ate so much greasy food he had to cork his butthole or he would leak grease.
PogO
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Malena looks like a G with those shades
❤
Nick you mentioned schlatt in a story but you didnt put him in the thumbnail, is everything okay?
Maleeenaaa!
hello
Ain't no way you rating pizza and all options are pan baked electric oven burnt abominations
Imagine going to one of the most majestic countries in the world and all you want to do is to go on a pizza trip. Talking to you Nick
yo
666 like Pawg Ouh!
Why malena kinda 🥴
u cant rlly fuck pizza up id eat any of dat