She Was NOT Ready To Hear This...
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- čas přidán 3. 07. 2023
- We invited Emiru to join our morning car stream and try some texas BBQ!
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Malena is mean to Nick about chewing loud, but she’s back there chewing that gum like it’s her last meal 💀
Nicorette. 🚭 🍬
This comment gave me a good chuckle for some reason. Thx DarkDarth
It does not compare
Yeah the difference is the viewers can’t hear malena chew gum. We all hear nick chewing with his mouth open and it’s disgusting.
@@TwiceEleven stop simping you litteraly heard her the whole stream
Someone said Emiru looks like Michael Jackson and now I can’t unsee it 💀💀
No one said that she doesn’t even look like him what
she does lol. the lips and pale skin and dark hair.
@@verylargemandarinslice8965 she definitely does
Dude I love watching Nick ordering stuff at drive throughs. Its so funny for some reason.
as a 19 year old nick yelling about there being nothing for me and not being able to buy a house made me sad :( thanks a lot bro
Fwiw, no one else I know at nicks age owns either except people hooked up from family or just lucky. Everyone is fucked, tbh if anything, being younger means you might have more time to enjoy things if we ever fix them. Being older only helps if you were at the right place in time to get your foot in the door before it closed. Whether the door shut in your face, or it's been shut for decades doesn't actually really make a difference, but being younger means more time to figure it out :)
There’s no point in self pity
All of them laughing about Miz's reaction was gold lmao
I can’t wait for Malenas upcoming cigarette arc
Lung cancer stream PagJump
Highly do not suggest starting in the first place. Nictorette...
Kids..
@@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming I feel like I'm speedrunning cancer with how much I smoke at work lol (Don't do it kids it'll kill you fr and nobody thinks it's cool anymore)
"I've had multiple dreams about Esfand" - Emiru
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She even called him sexy out of nowhere. She's slipping into viewer territory
as a fellow 32 year old, calling a 35 year old ancient feels pretty relatable...
I think Nick should talk with Dr. K about his mom.
Perfect dark N64 music in the first 10 seconds? Pog the edit is awesome
Malena wanting a cigarette is so true and it was hilarious. Like--she doesnt have to fake that. I still want one every f*cking day.
bro when nick looks straight at the camera its so funny
06:56 That transitions tho
Melena be talking about cigarettes like it's nose candy
Total comedy from the jump "that's true that's true LOL
How can Nick feel old when he's younger than Jerma
smoking is one of the dumbest things you can do, legit.
Growing old is overrated
wait until you find out about gambling, i think thats worse of an addiction tbh
Gambling and smoking are great. No way i wanna live till old age
@@YoutubSosetXuido drugs
How can they be unprepared everytime when they have food in the car 😂
I love Nick and Malena streams i just gotta say it
0:06 every nmp stream
i want to see the full clip from the end of the video lol
Nick doesnt feel old until he goes on hikes and cant carry anything beyond 5 lbs or else he'll be wheezing and dying
That’s out of shape, not old lol
these feels like uncle and aunt taking their nephew on a trip or something
i never knew fossils could talk
wishing for some ribs now dammit, but the vibes are Immaculate
todays my 30th day nicotine free and Malena got me really missing it 😭😭😭
9:03 - LMAO
W Nick for the smoking deal
I'm taking nick to Kensington for an irl zombie stream
The audio quality in this stream is ooof
25!? One foot in the grave 💀💀
6:56 She's a witch!
True, that’s true… true… yeah that’s true, true
I'm not gonna lie. You wanna hear the gods honest truth? And imma keep it 100p.. editor deserves a raise for all their great work.
Fr he’s changing thumbnails and titles 24/7
I appreciate you taking a break from lying all the time, but seeing as god isn't real, you're just lying again. Also, if you keep it, the whole 100 percent, the editor is getting a pay cut instead of a raise.
i don’t know if it’s because i live in portland but someone not wearing shoes waving at cars isn’t that crazy like i wouldn’t do it but i’ve seen much worse
I also was born in 98 I’m old which makes nick ancient
Esfand in the chat 😂
I like how Emi looks like a white chalk in comparison to them xD I swear if she was standing infront of a whiteboard in full white clothes and white hair she would be invisible xD
girl walking with no shoes reminds me of britney girl dale in baltimore
That cigarette talk took Malena back to being a sh*tkid in Norway, watching the golden era of online entertainment 😄
Love Malena and emi and nick is there too
"Flooping the Meat"
12:04 Malena really doesn't get sarcasm
Don’t worry emiru, you don’t look a day over 25
I just realized the editing reminds me of those old MTV shows like parental control or Next .... and now I can't unthink it.
Man now i wanna make a Lan yard, can host tourneys in the sun :P
On the hunt for the best BBQ in Austin? Try Franklin Barbecue. It's a good idea to be there and get in line at least 2 hours before they open. You can livestream from the queue while you guys wait.
everyone hates their first cigarette
emiru being born in 1998 and here i am watching this and i finished school in 1997.. Im fucking ancient
I remember grabbing this place once back in Austin.. Really isn’t great, also is in a shitty part of town if you couldn’t tell
what bbq place was it?
30s aren't old. 50s are when you START to get old.
A crazy woman without shoes waving at cars? Thought they were in Atlanta for a sec.
I smoked an entire pack in like an hour lol then i never smoked again
dude menthols are the best
That's true.
1:30 hes right tho
-16 yr old who calls elders old
I was hoping there were no crackheads in Austin that’s what I’m escaping in florida
God i love biscuit
It never goes away. I quit in 2012 and I still crave a cigarette from time to time
Malena needs a hall pass
There some BBQ place in Elgin and Bastrop, I think the one in Elgin is better than Bastrop
It's fun watching nick and Melina's relationship slowly crumble.
Ure such a nice guy...
@@sanquineo never said I was buddy.
11:27
They don't 😔
Texas is crazy? Nothing is crazier than LA or San Francisco or Richmond, California at night.
cigs are alright
Smoked one entire cigarette once in my life and wasn't all that great.
OTK going crazy this week.
Come to europe, smoke yes
depends where you go, but people in northern europe and UK smoke less than US by a significant amount.
CANNABIS BEFORE NICOTINE
That cashiers friend was me. Hes ashamed of watching my stream because I never reached Gladiator....
Idaho farmers grow them taters
They changed the title name lol
Bruh the reason you’re seeing that mad mess in Austin is because all the psychotic people from LA are moving there.
Nick feels like that one football kid’s dad who tries to be cool and use tiktok buzzwords around everyone younger than him
I’m 26 and feel 50 😢
That's not Texas.... That's Austin... We dont consider Austin part of us.
Be careful Nick. Malena is the type that one day you say the wrong thing on the wrong day and she stabs you 37 times with a steak knife
is that a caddy ? I thought he got a BMW
animaters make a animated version of emiru exp
W edfand
Me and Asmon are 1990 millennials.
I think you should really cancel Twitchcon this year. Yes it is possible that it is save, but risk it for what?
Better go to Norway and enjoy the Time there :)
Shooooot Emi only less than half a year older than me and this age feels like is where it’s still starting to be okay with feeling kind of old but in general we’re still pretty young but most of us have our shit together at this point and yeah it’d be cool to be 18 or 21 again but only if we could go back in time as well because rn we’re much better off plus people born in and very close to 98 are the best generation because at least we still had a good childhood and all this technology and all the good trends came out at the appropriate ages like we got to experience all the generations of iPods and cellphones and social media without being too old or too young and just have fun with it we also got to have fun with some of the more cringy fun trends while we were still young enough not to gaf and by the time we became powerful young adults and teens we had the best og trill shit to express ourselves
Literally our early teens to early twenties felt like some movie main characters shit. Not too cringy, not too unoriginal and not too toxic like nowadays and some of the generations before
What in the schizophrenia is this
@@SDSypher that doesn’t even make sense. A least I posted an original comment instead of using my time to individually come at random people hiding behind a screen like you
Its fascinating seeing people say they dont understand why smokers harm themselves but then they will do stuff like smoke weed or drink alcohol. Makes no sense...
Smoking issssss wayyyyyyyy worse
@@mbmstudios9768 I dont think smoking is good either but lets talk numbers. How many lives get ruined due to smoking? Domestic abuse, drunk driving deaths, not being able to work, homelessness. When you take everything into consideration, alcohol is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse!!
Malena saying Menthol cigarettes are *chefs kiss* is the most brain dead take I've ever heard. Menthols are that nastiest shit on earth.
Talking bad about Vtubers meanwhile Emiru has done collabs with Filian
I've always thought Emiru was cringe but for some reason my brain keeps making her show up in my dreams and now when I see her I cringe even harder. She is cute af though. God help me. Weird and now that I'm half way into this video she is talking about her dreams.
Andddd..mmm
Emi has the cutest clothes dude
I truly believe nick's IQ is single digits
I’m a 2000 kid, y’all all old
But things were better before!!! Oh, precious 90s, I took you for granted 😢
Only 4 pogos?
Mismanaging the money? Oakland, California is going into debt. Oakland PD was near federal receivership due to corruption. The City of Oakland owns the Ports of Oakland........ how are they out of money? Worry about your California Debt. Don't worry about Texas money.
😂
can relate to emi lol
Emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! (And Malena!(
30 is old? what? Give it 15 or so years and try to recall a day where nothing hurt. People under 25 are children, 30 is not old.
lost verginity at 27 huh, so i still have time
Emi, it's time to go live.
Tax money is definitely being mismanaged but if you ever say we need more taxes I will become a hate watcher