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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2023
- Nick, Malena and Esfand exploring France, Paris!
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Nick going to a french restaurant and making the most 12 year old tourist order of all time. Never change, king.
My 12 year old brother every vacation
I 100% agree, but honestly, all of them were giga cringe in that restaurant section. Even Malena apparently got Americanized, ordering Pasta.
i think at this point they’re so obviously trolling that it’s turned real
@@luksen8998lol she called penne "pen"
Nick appreciating and having fun in Paris is actually amazing to watch. People talk about happy Malena i need more happy Nick on these vids
That menu ordering was INSANEly American
I know right? I mean I’m a picky eater to be quite honest but if I was in one of the most culturally significant places in the world I’d at least try something local
Nick did try snails tho and almost puked.
I hate ordering food at a restaurant but man my anxiety went through the roof seeing them do it.
Right?! They didn’t even look at the menu. Based on Nmps face I thought he was also embarrassed but then he did the same shit
"Do you have spaghetti?" No
"Do you have pizza?" No
"Hamburger well done." Get out!
average twitch viewer
@@MightyKondrai I don’t have time to watch their twitch I’ve just got normal social anxiety lmao
@@alonelypotato9863 fair enough, and sorry that was unnecessary toxic on my end. hope your doing good friend.
Esfand: *plays questionable sounds*
Malena: Sorry (in french)
Esfand: Good evening (in french)
EDIT: Bon Soir ≠ Good night (désolé et bon soir :D)
*Good evening
He said "Bon Soir" not "Bon Nuit", Bon Suir = Good Evening.
You guys are right, my french is a bit rusty. Merci pour votre correction ;)
EDIT: Grammar corrected
everyone on the planet understood that (except americans I guess) also id like to thank you for your inccorrect translation at the 1st time, I guess you fall under the american category, so no harm done
@@vael123 Well, when you live in a country where you have to speak 4 different languages and 1 additional language at home, some mistakes will be made. So, no. I am not American.
I may have written the incorrect translation the first time, but I corrected it and assumed my mistake.
Now my question is, Why are you so butthurt about it? Are you French? Did a little mistake cause you to shake to your core?
The first 2 comments corrected me and were respectful about it. Maybe you could learn from them.
Nick is my favorite Person on Twitch, there is no one even close to his Humour.
💯
Btw he dated malena when she was 15 and he was 20
@@xPepe1310 I'm guessing you saw the new Mukitty video and are mad as fuck because Malena was mean to your youtuber. Everyone is aware of the age gap, they talk about it all the time, and she was 17 and he was 22. Who honestly gives a fuck lmao.
@@xPepe1310 btw he dated malena when he was 2 and she was -3
@@omeganikthat’s ok. You can’t cancel a 2 year old
I don’t understand how nick can just casually deep throat a water bottle and act like it’s normal, every time I see him do it I forget that’s how he always drinks
maybe jus muscle memory probs been doin that since a kid
The tour guide is such a good sport
Lmao that waiter was pretty funny, especially with the McDonalds joke :D
Can't wait for the VODs, I feel like there were probably lots of more funny things in this one and the day before!
Malena is so full of energy and happy in paris, it's weird.
She is everywhere outside of the US like this
It’s Malena btw
@@xXIllGetYouXxsnowflake
@@GirlCuckironic
@xXIllGetYouXx I actually knew that, it's weird that I still typed it wrong but thank you for the correction
that last clip LMAO Malena is hilarious 😂🤣
9:02 why would you not just read what is on the menu before ordering?
streamer can't read
americans don't read menu they asking waitress whats good
Esfand's camera guy was really top tier for the streams.
"this is a sacred place." ... "oh my god."
They go to Paris and order the most American things ever 😂
Nick ordering burgers in Paris is expected tbqh
I feel nick when he was talking about how the landscape doesn’t look real. I’ve been on some Mountain View’s that just straight up look like paintings and it’s crazy not being able to comprehend it.
Esfand going "is this a sacred place" as they walk into a church is too funny 😂😂😂
15:04 omygawd, why’d he shove it down his throat like that-
1:28 Nick's face dude 😂🤣
Wow I didn't expect Malena to be that bad when ordering food.
Esfand talking in church looks like Athene culting around lmaooo
Just look at the damn menu, guys trying to order out of the blue like cmon.
Nick is in Paris. No I’m not talking about the Kanye West song…
They are like the stereotypes that the people don't like in foreigners, it hurts my soul.
Paris is so beautiful. I hope Nick is enjoying it.
It is not
As someone who's never been to Paris, it's great to finally see people actually appreciating it. I don't like this weird new trend of people hating on it for almost no reason
@@ffreeze9924 France is a warzone no wonder outsiders are dislking it right now
@jprxkxp2517 Oh yes it f*cking is. Probably one of the most beautiful cities in the world, and definitely the best looking in Europe (outside of Prague).
@@ffreeze9924 how do you know its for no reason if you havent been? and a lot of people go for 2 weeks and it was like a dream to them, they had no need to experience life there. Look up criminal stats like sexual assault etc its nuts. Not only that the muslims are going up to white people on the street and demonstrating just for the purpose of wanting to outbreed a skin color. Its really sad
ending 10/10 :DDD
France thought Dark Souls was so cool, they made a whole building after it.
'oh erm, we call them french fries?'
Malena is so gosh darn pretty
"They monetized Jesus", yall ever hear of indulgences?
In Paris ordering hamburgers😂
6:36 😂
I was so on edge to see them in the Sacre Cœur but I think theyre used to tourists by now to be honest
proud of Nick for wearing his seatbelt
like how nick hears a foreign language and first instinct is norwegian!
Dude goes to France and orders burger
Loving the club penguin music
For the sake of curiosity who is Barry? Link pls
Berry0314
12:24 called out lmao
malena keeps us yt peasant fed ty :D
Does Nick have his own face as his phone background? 😂
Nick is in Paris.
Still can't get over how Nick eats and drinks and how Malena wastes food...
Healthcare bills and surgery for excess skin is much more expensive than throwing away extra food
@@CHICKENNUGGET69360you don’t have to be mean
@@slugoo6474some1 had to
Over eating is not healthy, I am not one to waste food, but forcing food on to anyone leads to eating disorders and body image issues. As for Nick, well it is how it is, at least he is better off than a lot of other Americans, hopefully Wake can be a good enough influence to keep him in better shape.
@@GirlCuck no…
Nick looks good with that trim
Imagine being rich in Paris and having dinner in a tourist trap to have a precooked burger...my god these people HOLY SHIT
@@Kuradeel brother they are traveling which does not seem like saving is the priority and if you go by the equivalence (0.5/2500 = 0.0002 --> 0.0002*200000 = 40) they can "afford" WAAY nicer things for 40€/person.
@@Kuradeel Surely...a couple's channel solely dedicated to stream cooking during mornings considers eating as a frugal luxury input of Kcal for surviving while accumulating money for gods know what.
the fact that the waiter didnt understand spaghetti fills me with anger. When i visited italy i kept saying ham in italian, english and german but the waiter didnt understand me and it gave me major anxiety lol
Damn I was at that exact place 5 months ago
Esfand beating nick on the pogo's right til the end where Nick just knocks it out of the park jesus
Sumbody Once Told Me
the dude at 9:30 not knowing what is spaghetti....... fouah frere
'i wanted to come here all my life bcause of a movie that came out in 2023'
the tour guide filming combined with nick and esfand’s dumbass comments is reminding me of the office
Nick is so in awe of how European cities look
12:30 what in the pineapples is that wallpaper my man
Bro I was cackling at the Lonely Island clip. Nick and Malena were legitimately embarrassed.
Seeing how much they enjoyed Paris, it makes no sense for them to leave so early. Where’s the rush? Stay a few more days. Let it soak in. Enjoy the 40k andy lifestyle
Sorry, i have to say it.
Malena looks so good.
I went to a cafe there in 2009 by the sacred heart church and got charged 12 euros for a Fanta.
Imagine if the random Lonely Island song was the **much** louder, "I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS, EVERYTIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME!"
They in Paris and they order burgers 😂😂
First, video was literally posted a 51 seconds ago wow lol
esfand for how much money you got, you get some real jordan 1’s
Why does he drink bottles that way xd im dyyying
4:50 brooo this is me 2😢😢😢
esfand is a brotha
.........those food orders ..........come on guys lol
Oh shit , this dude is from Gabon LMAO , i'm also from there.
More traveling please
He went to France.....and ordered a damn burger with fries.
Why ahe wearing a scuffed tshirt 😂😂
Who's in Paris?
Nick is in Paris.
Malena look fiery
Is it just me or is Malenas eyes more "captivating" in this video? Beautiful...
Corny
Is it me or is malena annoying? Oh its not just me
she had contacts in
idk if it's because we saw her closer to the camera than usual/with sunlight on, but when they sat at the restaurant and the camera was on her, her eyes did look different than usual.
Like I said though, not sure if because of the lighting or what :)
You missed the comment above you.
Gladiator.
nick stop being that guy lmao
People actually get lost and never found in the catacombs there.
Going to france to eat a hamburger and pasta, holy fucking shit dude...
Pasta is very popular in France.
Amercians man hahahahaha
They are just not educated or worldly at all. Imagine being in France and not having French Onion Soup for starters. One of the greatest dishes ever made
@@GavinRamonShow You don't eat soup during summer tho...
i saw John Wick 4 when i was six years old and I've wanted to visit that church ever since
Did they hire a French camera man!?
Esfand: 10/10
Malena: 10/10
Nick 2/10
Camera man: 11/10!!
jk. Nick 10/10 as always
Bruh what was esfand playing on his phone 💀
Do you know what to ask?
Yes, everything
*they didnt even have read the menu*
Esfand kind of looks like jesus
Although religion is a horrible thing, I can't deny that their cultural contributions like this cathedral are really awesome.
Wrongly practiced religion or hateful acts in Religion. But not everything is wrong
Who is the Barry they are talking about?
Barry Allen
Nice.
métisse is not half black, half white. It just means mixed. And there are strip clubs in Paris, not a lot but still.
did esfand loose weight ? he looks great
what month is malena ?
as if that would be a big deal. Just get another uber
What was in barrys latest reel
Forget snails. Get him to try proper glass of ABSINTHE chat come on....
Who the hell is Barry
Nick speaks so highly of Paris, I wonder, if he spends a week exploring the netherlands, will he redefine what a beautiful city is? Amsterdam, Utrecht, most other places there blow Paris away.
Those are too small to be compared to Paris. As far as historical significance and grandeur, they don’t even come close. I know people have this hate boner for Paris and France but come on…
Malena is literally 10/10
That restaurant and order was sht lmao
Whos in paris
Paris would be a perfect place to propose to someone's better half. Especially if that better half has been having morning sickness, refuses to drink alcohol and carries a jar of pickles around.
NMP= Nike Metich Polom!!