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Dear Mr Reacts,
Is your first name really Chicago?
I have been informed by an anonymous sauce that you have been reacting to a youtuber's videos by the name of Martincitopants. I really enjoy these videos but have a few questions. Are the people reacting really all named Chicago Reacts? If so, how long did it take to find so many people by the same name, is this a common name in Chicago?
Now for the constructive criticism of your videos:
1. In the video "Voice Actor Reacts to i did it again Just Cause 3 by martincitopants" the person reacting is supposedly a voice actor. My question is how does a voice actor provide any more meaningful commentary than any normal joe you would find in Chicago?
2. I have never been to Chicago but I do live in Daly Waters, Australia. Can you open a new reaction CZcams channel called Daly Waters Reacts. I have a great work ethic and am willing to oversee the functions of this CZcams channel.
3. The opening sequence to your videos displaying Chicago does not have a long shelf life. The city of Chicago is on it's way down as millions of people migrate to Daly Water, Australia. This is why I am asking you one final time to open a reaction CZcams channel in Daly Waters.
Thank you for listening to my criticism and my very unique business enquiry. I hope that this will benefit the both of us, as the City of Chicago does not have a lot of time left!
Regards, Mr Blitz
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@Dark Shade015 just tell it to stop
Less than 5 minutes into the video and he's already described how a homeless man took a shit on a wall in front of him. The authentic California experience.
Ya I just said to myself, “Sounds like LA.”
LA is basically a third world country, lmao
average day in california, the land where people thinks its a good idea to grow avocados in a near-desert climate.
Honestly the shit on the wall was about the equivalent of the people running California lmao
LA is a third world country
"have you ever heard of the greens party" is the funniest shit you could ever say to a drugged person
I laughed so hard at that.
what do you mean the greens are the illuminati of down under
@@jimbothegymbro7086 Yeah, they're an old political party that doesn't officially run anymore. But even though their not on the ballet, they still get a good chunk of the vote every year. Plus their old logo was a triangle, and they had some weird policies.
@@monarchofvegetables960 They still run and have members in the Senate and House of Reps.
@@rollerskdude Nah mate, pretty sure they're Australian Illuminati
As an Australian who also went to Vegas and L.A within the last year. I say that this is pretty much the same that happened to us.
1: One mate of mine was almost kissed 5 foot 2 man high as a kite.
2: T got whipped on the arse by a middle aged Mexican women with a cat o' nine tales.
3: got robbed in the Luxor casino.
4: My friend almost got into a biff with a Pom who didn't believe that queen was dead.
5: Met an ex-cop from Philadelphia who owned more guns then blades of grass in my front yard.
6: Saw an eighty year old man walk around with a rifle.
7: ended up staying in Inglewood, L.A. after our passports were stolen in the same incident as no. 3.
8: Was told that i was the first in 5 years to swim in hotel pool in Inglewood.
9: Followed an old Mexican lady down an Inglewood alley way (dont worry she had a food cart and the corn was delicious)
10: Old woman from North Dakota almost kidnapped me to play "footbawl" for her small town.
11: big 6'5 black man comes to my hotel room askes me if i knew me friends name before telling be that "if you were my kid, I would have you on the weight bench till your 225lbs ripped" so i can play "footbawl".
12: went to the grand canyon on the one day a year a freak lightning storm moved in and saw literally nothing.
13: Learnt a rapper was shot to death in a drive by 4-5 blocks from where we were staying. He was in some waffle house or something.
Thoroughly enjoyed my time there, despite getting robbed and not seeing the grand canyon. Would go back 10/10.
Sorry 10mm rounds/15 bald eagle sperm cells. :)
*edit for adding 12 and 13*
Bruh 💀💀💀
@@martincitopants its the youtooz, turn around
What fires 10 millimeter? What's the American made cartridge equivalent? .40 Smith and Weston? What guns use it? The Glock 22 a Beretta variation and the Smith and Weston revolvers. 11.5mm or .45ACP would be considered a more American cartridge. Some families in the Midwest here will disown their kids if they buy a 9 millimeter instead of 45.
The story behind 45 is military contracted pistol company pistol company decided soldiers need to be able to defend themselves against something around the size of a cow and really angry, apparently it can one shot cows. After the bit of researching spree I did it's really popular in everyday carry guns or self-defense guns in Alaska because unlike California crack heads are the least of your worries and polar bears are the most over there.
that's the U.S of A. it's not so bad where i am. maybe you should come to the more... not homicidal places like montana or reno some time. it's pretty good here but it takes some getting used to. the big cities are pretty shitty tbh.
@@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161BOOOOOOOORRING
You putting dennys at S tier for breakfast after getting hammered is exactly why Dennys exists
“You 5 are a good duo” true American interaction
*Californian
California is a third world country
@@derpcade nope
@@derpcade California isn’t a country lol
^these two bozos above me don’t get it.
@@v4nd3l4yhomeboi5 it could honestly go either way
this man just confirmed to me , an american, that our entire culture is just gta with proximity chat
true, and Florida is a gta rp server without moderation.
@@beastly7106 bold of you to assume it's as civilized as merely a gta rp server
@@beastly7106 more like a Minecraft anarchy server
@@colt1903 x3
@@colt1903 2b2t
so cool that they made not only an entire town but an entire country based on GTA. Very good.
Truly a next-gen gaming experience
“Have you ever heard of the Greens party?” Fucking killed me 8:02
The amount of screaming in his videos is proportional to the amount of *drip* his merch has
Facts
Which one affects the other?
I'm deaf
So 0 screaming ?
@@Kameranium drip affects scream, if scream is proportional to drip.
These dudes went harder in 12 days than I have in my entire 21 years of existence wtf
Dude jus grab some friends, head to a decent city wit bars n clubs for a weekend, or an event like they went to, n have a blast
@@hellabexplorations62 what friends
That’s sad
@@Thereaper5 It's not really that sad if you don't mind living a more peaceful life lmao I live in the country and prefer staying out of cities
@@hellabexplorations62 I used to have friends like that and went as hard as they did but after graduation we kinda just split up. With the only friends I got now, our idea of a night out is I drive an hour to their crib and get drunk lmao.
*boards flight* ... *proceeds to get shlumped on the benzo's* Martin is a true American celebrity as he came to America like a true American celebrity lol what a legend!
At 19:17 the song in the background is called "Eldakan järven jää".
Bro really walked through Santa Monica at night. I lived in LA all my life and wouldn’t do something so dumb. Glad you’re alive
🤪🤪🤪
imagine a country so shit you cant walk out at night
What is it really that dangerous
@@Xx_SuperPenis_xX it has been recently. California is just overwhelmed with weirdos
@@Dohc16V197whp the Land of Fruits and Nuts™️
As an American, I am legitimately frightened about what is to come.
Ono
And as a viewer of this intellectuals channel, I can assure you he’s in over his head
@beyond your imagination nice link you have there. Would be a shame if someone didn't click it.
You should be
We are coming for you
15:04 did he... get it?
Easily my favorite video by you. The editing is superb, the story is hilarious, and of course, the sheer amount of unfiltered CHAOS never ceases to be entertaining. I hope your visit to the US was certainly one of the experiences, of all time.
It was a pleasure running you guys as your RSO. You’re welcome back at Battlefield anytime, homies.
Nice AoT patch.
RSO there's no actual way ur called that. 🤣
@@saxybeast128 Range Safety Officer??? Yes, that’s the title.
@@TheHarrisonBurns thank you harrison ford for the excellent experience.
@@TheHarrisonBurns anyone ever get garand thumb there?
I’d love to live in a world where a guy named Martincitopants controls my country.
Every time one of you fucking bots post a comment, I will murder a small animal
Also, yeah, Martin for president when?
@beyond your imagination🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
Especially since he could defend it carelessly (just cause speedrun)
boats
Still getting screwed over no matter who runs it
never forget "time for bed"
I have resided in all 3 locations and just want to say you pretty much summed them all up quite well.
So many memories from crazy nights.
as someone who has gone to popeye's, the security wasn't there to keep the employees safe, it's there to keep the customers safe from the employees
High security popeyes
Why are the employees attacking and abusing the customers? The customer is always right. We need to stand up for customer rights.
@@tomsmith6513 That rule doesn’t apply to Popeyes. Louisiana fast also means calm yo ass down for some chicken or get knocked out
@@tomsmith6513 The customer is never right.
as a man with extensive restaurant and fast food experience. I can tell you no one has less to lose then the 2nd time felon on the grill trying to get by with a job he hates but is beyond good at with no alternatives waiting for the day a motherfucker would jump the counter so some of those YEARs of pent up rage have a good and just outlet.
It was great craic hanging out :)
oh hey its the tf2 man turned psychotic corpse room filler. how'd this comment get buried underneath in the deeper parts of the comment section after 8 hours (at the time of posting) has passed from upload?
edit: the youtube app is not great with posting comments on slow/unstable internet.
Ono, you crossover with everything don’t you? For better or worse (crazy) lol.
That foto at 11:58 is gonna influence my dreams and not in a good way...
Ireland is next
Holy shit it's the spaghetti race track guy
I live in the us but any time I leave the Midwest I have such big whiplash by how much everything seems to go to shit. I live here and even i'm scared and confused at them.
0:57 There is nothing more Aussie than a good “oyyyyyyy”
Non americans always say root beer tastes like toothpaste and I’m like “damn, I wish my toothpaste tasted like rootbeer”
nah that would make me eat it
better it taste like mint
MUG is shit, A&W Is where it’s at.
Funnily enough, the "cherry" flavor the dentist commonly gives people in the US is a flavor of soda/candy in countries where rootbeer is the toothpaste flavor.
Root Beer candy is better than Rootbeer
@@Mark6O9 incorrect bro root beer candy tastes like ass and everytime I've tried it I threw it up.
First off, want to say I saw you and thought, “No way that’s him, why would he be here? He’s an Aussie.” So I missed my chance to fangirl.
Second, as a lifelong resident of Santa Monica, your homeless encounters were pretty tame.
Do we want to ask what you qualify as "not lame"? Because I worry what horrors beyond our comprehension you will share.
@@Jordi_NL You haven't lived until you see someone shank another guy for 'personal reasons'.
@@Gozokukolat omg what tell me more
@@Gozokukolat average London experience
Tame? What the hell happens there
17:44 Absolutely Diabolical CRUNCH
I should not be laughing so hard at "You five would be a good duo"
The idea that wallmart is a tourist attraction brings a tear to my eye
It's the best tourist attraction
Non Americans can't understand the beauty of 200 feet of cereal in one isle, wallmart is beautiful
to be honest, when you go in a foreign country the local supermarket are pretty much always a fun trip, often interesting and suprinsing.
I've never been to America, but I've seen a video from the inside of a Wallmart, and it gives me a very weird vibe. Like some of those backroom VHS videos.
@@The1BiscuitBoy Even worse
As a finn i was surprised to hear finnish war music just casually playing in the background while yall were exploring vegas :D
Made me question what i just heard
He has used them in a lot of his videos. Mainly in my summer car though
I guess it is because of all the hours in My summer car
Eldanka järvenjää
No don't comment this it's a trap, he is doing it to lure the finns from under their rocks and corrall them to a pit where he will make us fight for bloodsport
This is honestly one of my favourite videos from your channel.
Mart: „put on your shelf“
Mart: „put him on your desk“
Mart: „PUT HIM UP YOUR ARS- no, don’t do that“
Me: 😢
"Lettuce begin" will mean something else from this day forward
Toilet Time
The lettuce begins. But it never ends.
LA is really a good introduction to America because it hits you with all the main issues of the country at once
A lot of them are almost exclusive to california due to the policies they have put in place. Used to be a great place until their voters decided they didn't want it to be nice.
More like California issues
@@haswordmaster1497 drugs and homelessness are in every state
@@Abbeynormal555 True but not to the same extent.
@@haswordmaster1497ya but thats mostly a climate and infulstructure thing
Homeless in the mid west sucks ass
Less cover from rain and snow and its colder
At least new york has a nice seriess of tunnels to hide out in
Who doesn't like vicariously living another person's experiences while in thier house at something AM, feeling a slight tinge of what that person felt the entire time
19:25 as a Finn I appreciate the background music.
isi?
samaa mieltä
I'm baffled by the fact that he somehow found an old Finnish war time song. It's incredibly distracting, because I know the song and what is being said and doesn't fit the video theming at all, yet I still love it, that it's here.
Song by the way is called: Eldankajärven jää
I had to take atleast a triple take to make sure i was not imagining that. Pretty cool.
Torille.
The fact you met a weight lifting legend and had no idea, dude was just chill af and wholesome. 10/10
I didn't know that Los Santos was actually based off of a real city kinda one-to-one, I thought it was just generally LA-ish, so words cannot describe how baffled I was to see and predict the layout of a city I've never been too with almost pinpoint accuracy.
I go back to this video from time to time because it’s just so fun. I gotta try this someday but do the inverse and visit Australia.
As a Latino myself, never in my life would I expect someone to pronounce "Cumbia" the way Martin did?
Gave me a good laugh; I am glad you enjoyed the Mexican clubs. They're fucking lit. I ain't gonna lie.
Loved seeing you get hyped to "El Sonidito" and party to some Bad Bunny.
Yep same reaction here.
THEY ONLY PLAYED CUMBAYA ajjajajajajajjaja
El Sonidito is the best track there is
cumbaia
El sonidito GOD
As an Australian this will be fun to watch go down
Australia isn’t real
@@pyrobytee as an Australian is can confirm
@@pyrobytee as a kiwi i can confirm they dont exist cant see them in my binoculars (because the earth is a perfect cube i should see them)
@@Lucasithink1 as an Australian I can confirm your confirmation of PyroByte0433's statement
Same here
I've watched this countless times now training for when I visit America in May 😂
1:26
TSA: you brought what???
" You five are a good duo " It's a quote I need to fucking remember until my grave 💀😂😂😂😭😭😂
dear god this is what the kerbal video series warned us about
context: czcams.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/video.html
I Almost experienced all of this and the food Tier list is spot on
Thx for the awesome content 👍
“15 minute walk in L.A.” this man clearly has a death wish, I approve
hes an aussie, hes basicly an evolved florida man.
@@TK-7193 Develved because no gun
@@matthewjones39 listen, floridian dont need guns, they live off of spite. now aussies being florida man 2.0, with everything cranked to 12, if they, with gun, lost a war to murder birds... what chance do you think YOU have!?
@@TK-7193 ?
Being an American, machete man is a feature. I looked up the word machete to see how it was spelled and saw two different news stories that involved a machete man within an hour of each other
watching it again for the monotization
this masterpiece of a video is finally back
LA is an actual cyberpunk dystopia just without the cyberpunk part
Vegas but the silver lining is removed and it’s just the shit
a dystopia?
A note about your restaurant tier list
The quality of the food varies from state to state, and even just location to location. It's the same ingredients, but there are a lot of other factors coming into play.
I've had some pretty damn good white castle before, and Chick Fil never came off as anything other than good, while taco bell is a nightmare in some states that will murder your family upon consumption of their food
Agreed
I've mostly been to Florida, so, for example, Floridian Sweet Tomatoes is a God-tier experience, whereas Floridian Chipotle is also very good , but still falls short to Sweet Tomatoes.
Five Guys in Baltimore is pretty good, Chipotle seems to always slap no matter where you go, (long as you don't contract something) Wendy's, Denny's, and IHop are always average, Taco Bell is mostly trash in most states, Burger King and McDonalds are always the same and always mid to low tier, that's all the ones listed that I have experienced.
Extremely accurate.
If you ever just want some killer Chick-Fil-A, you gotta go somewhere in the south, like Arkansas and places around there. Chicken just hits harder in the south man.
@@Spartan322 sounds pretty accurate
3:38 Dr. Friedlander's house with the Yellow Stairs. Holy shit. (He also came back on Online. Truly a coincidence moment.)
Not demonitized gang, time to rewatch and give the radioactive crack head frog some mula
The fact that Popeyes was so guarded meant something went wrong or their chicken is just that good to the local population.
Their chicken is mid, Chick Fil A is 1000x better.
@@coronavirus553 but they don’t have buckets of chicken
Or liberal prosecutors that continually let criminals back on to the streets…
@@coronavirus553 All im going to say is....
*Watch your tone.*
@@tylerjones-davis6269 Ah yes the Basketball Americans, North American Rock Ape, and several other names I can’t say.
"You five are a good duo" I fucking can't
Rewatching for the ad
Not even Australian but “have you heard of the greens party” killed me
My man went from twitch con to a whole side quest adventure including a tier list, weird encounters and ofc, NIGHT WALK WITHT THE BOYS
As a half American citizen I can confirm people will randomly call you a name and ask if you want drugs so causally it’s almost like they won’t get in trouble by anyone which is normal
I would once again like to congratulate Drugs, for winning the war on Drugs.
Gotta love California
Bro its California, they simply will not get in trouble
Seattle they don't do that. They say. "Man, Man. Fuck. I'm Wedge Antilles, I'm god damn Wedge Antilles. I fly a fuckin... I...Y-y-y-ya know Luke wasn't the real hero man, I...I... Shit. I need my girlfriend. You know Jose?"
8:07 greens party broooo
I’m so glad he has fun with the mini gun at the American school simulator.
It still amazes me that Martin can litterally make anything super enjoyable to watch
ong
I never expected that story about shitting homeless man can be that enjoyable, yet here I am laughing my ass of.
Martins biggest mistake was deciding to start his visit in California which is the equivalent of visiting Laythe first in KSP
that was not a good reference, are you fr, commenting this kind of trash. you're gonna be banned soon
@@ItsBobbyBlitz wut?
@@Freg-ld2lo I think that might he's a corporate jockey, owner, or omega fan
Yes California is such a piece of trash. America just needs to wall off California, Oregon, and Washington and rename it to Fucktardistan. The whole country would be better as a whole.
@@hossdelgado626 omega fan, you really just call me that. you racist?
20:45 i can tell you from experience that most hotels run on a system like this for property management. It's old as shit but it has everything you need and very responsive.
28:18 dennys only smacks late at night or when you have a hangover
Martin really said “I’ll need my special weapon” and then popped a xanax
This, was the hardest video I've seen in while. Grouse content
This video validates not only my humanity but also my view on amareica and my view on Chipotle.
cant even lie, the way you guys handled those guns were pretty nice in my opinion
As a Californian, everything you saw in the first few hours of being in LA is just how it is
Lol
Yeah, no.
Genuinely just, nodded during that entire segment, like, "Yep. That's LA. It's like I never left Cali with this, mmhmm."
@@that1connor583 >says "yeah, no"
>proceeds to agree with the statement
U ok?
@@fakename287
No. :)
@@that1connor583 same 😔✊
The bucket hats are so fucking good.
BIG THINGS ARE IN THE WORKS
Your watch him too?
@@HH-pm6mj As if an Australian Meme historian wouldn't be lurking in Martin's comments. You best believe Im here.
The tns aswell
@@AnimarchyHistory Are you here, though?
We still have no concrete evidence that Australia exists, outside of the few UAO (Unidentified Australian Object) sightings.
17:34 melatonin gummies go hard
What if you had a frog mask. Like a fursuit head. A fursuit. Wear a fursuit.
Man I love the goofy jazz music in the background
I never thought I’d see Martin firing an Mg-42 ever. Well going to America either, this is an epic video.
i always wanted to shoot one of those......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I hate to be that guy, but that's an MG-3.
@@hk-4738 Damn, ngl the Germans really build them similar to each other. Same with the MG4.
@@hk-4738 what's that? I know what a 34 is and what a 42 is but 3? Never heard of it
@@jackmurray764 the MG3 is the modern version of the MG42 basically
The classic old faith aussie power board hooked up to a plug converter in an american hotel
I waited a whole year to watch this
Time for bed. This man's ability to create contextual punchlines and one-liners is great.
It's unfortunate It's not in the video anymore
Ig because of age restriction stuff?
My favourite, "the meat sucked...the pickles were pickles" these chaps are hilarious.
Finally a youtuber that got an authentic american experience
Also American McDonald's gets shat on by every other McDonald's in the world because of a little known thing called quality and health and safety standards.
Same thing kinda goes for subway. Every European I know either likes subway or doesn't care for it, meanwhile americans say its inedible garbage.
@@a.b.3455 American here. Yeah. It is mostly inedible garbage. Used to be alright then they focused less on customer satisfaction and quality and more on profits. So the breads went to shit (was the best part, and they never have but two kinds now) and same with everything else there. My mom used to go there just for their cookies. Oh and a warning. Every restraunt suffers quality here minus a handful of standouts dependent on where you are. So the Golden rule, don't assume every McDonald's or White castle is the same... as bad as Martin's experience was... they get far far worse. Oh and avoid American KFC like the plague
@@a.b.3455 idk where yall live but the subway at my local Walmart still slaps
@@fresh_dood I’m thinking the same, the differences are pretty big between them
@@hossdelgado626 IT GETS WORSE?
I'm so glad I forgot about you for 5 months I've been blessed with 2 videos
I didn't think this video could get any crazier, then I looked at the description.
Martin and RT meeting up is actually the greatest thing I've ever seen
I KNOW RIGHT
I agree!
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
-John 3:16
The two of them together in something like a video may just shatter space and time
YES
You’re going to need a lot to counter America’s copious amount of defense department dimadollars
Clearly he is no match for our head mage and council of elders
804 billion reasons he's not gonna make it
@@the_luckiest_charm LMAO
The Russia badger
@@gameridiotNOT to speak little of our jarl many say he is in league with sheogorath
19:44 that’s the same in an out I stopped at on my way to Vegas
this channel feels funnier watching it on an all nighter
I lived in LA at one point and this is scarily accurate. This one time I saw a homeless lady at my bus stop just take the fattest, most earth shattering shit. My friend was stunned, watching in horror as the woman releases her insides right in front of the bench. He tried to look away but he couldn’t, it’s like watching a man dying, you become enthralled. I, fortunately, was able to avoid this experience being burned into my mind (I’m saying this as if it’s not already) by actually looking the other way.
Living in LA currently, born & raised. Just this week I saw our local crackhead standing absolutely still peeing himself like he was holding back Amazon River amounts of piss. Also caught a homeless couple swapping fluids on top of my neighbor's car. Great city tho...
calling benzos sleeping pills is like calling crack "my morning coffee"
This comment is gold.
It is when you have 1.73 hours of sleep and need to fly from Montana to Berlin and then to Toronto in the span of 19 hours.
@@roadwarrior114 what is 1.73 hours? :DDDDDDDDDDD also not sleeping for 18 hours does not require benzos
@@rokasraslavicius6858 It's a joke bro
17:41 is the time stamp i needed for my night time routine TIME FOR BED
you five are a good duo cracked me up
i love that "the only thing they fear is you" is mixed with gun shots
what else?!
Bro when I went to that exact White Castle in Vegas, my older brother almost projectile vomited everywhere.
vegas white castle is not good
Detroit White Castle fucks bro
I dont know why, but this is my favorite video on this platform
Ped xing stands for pedestrian walking
I moved to LA in March and my favorite pastime is playing "is that illegal fireworks or gunshots at 3am?"
Pro tip: fireworks are not typically set off in three round bursts.
I be doing That In Vegas too💀
Long Island, NY: same!
Why would you do that to yourself?
@@elgordo2162NYC BAABBY
But ya its a fun game. Especially if you live in a well built brick or concrete building
This video is radiant with how fun this trip was, I can literally feel a portion of the emotions expressed in every moment. Peak USA and debauchery, 10 outta 10 video. Would take off skin again
Next time you’re in Vegas you have to go to Henderson and get sonic. Some of the best burgers I’ve ever had. Also sunset station is a lot of fun.
The Greens Party, bruh, that made me laugh too hard