The most addictive game
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- Factorio, very powerful digital crack™. Handle dangerous substance with extreme care. Probably the most addictive game to ever grace this terrible planet. I would recommend purchasing this game for extended eyeball stimulation.
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Intro: 0:00
Starting out: 1:35
WAR: 3:10
Addiction: 6:15
Mid-Game: 8:35
End-Game: 11:35
Mods: 14:10 - Hry
LETS GOOOOOOOO LEAFYISHERE FANS INCOMING LETS GOOOOOO
hissss
@@Freezo90967 piss
what?
Edit: nvm
For a person that says they like the game you would think they would use their own clips and not someone’s else’s .
@@augustusbrown1061 Leafy's stolen editing software stopped working and he already had back stabbed all his co-workers. I don't think he would even know how to? All he's got is a youtube video downloader to leech other content and knows how to click a couple buttons on that.
Ya know I have an uncle who is an engineer and just like jimbo he hates the indigenous population
my engie uncle hates french people
@@garfoofian8507You mean Uncle Dane?
Dane is all our uncles
My engie uncle wears a white robe to family get togethers
@@bemo_10 uncl dan is a very gud sentry man
"Is that a missle?"
"No, it's a long range eviction notice™"
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
"evicition from what?"
"my planet"
Fitting like number mate
reliable single use long range wide area coverage eviction notice™
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 I miss Sam
To those who haven't played Factorio, the focus on addiction is completely justified. When I first started playing I couldn't close my eyes without seeing inserters and belts in the darkness of my eyelids. The factory must expand.
its the factory must grow not the factory must expand
@@mission2858 Either way, the factory must expand.
This is true, I've got the game dor about three weeks now and I have over a 100 hours of playtime. This game is unhealthy
Can confirm, I heard the belt hum in the back of my head for hours
My computer shat the bed and I'm going through withdrawal from factorio lmao
Fun fact: The language used when it overlaps the “highly advanced products with medium to low-end socioeconomic outcomes for our highly valued employees” is Chinese and it is part of an iPhone commercial about data download speeds.
chineese is a group of languages and cultures, I think you are referring to Mandarin
@@ruhgamed2216 nope, the language is Chinese, specifically Mandarin (I should know, I speak it). Han is the race of the people who make up a majority (I think) of China’s population.
@@nickthenuker7916 my ass made a mistake I had a brain fart, and you are correct there with Han being the majority culture in the PR of China
trying to find the original commercial for shits and giggles but failed miserably
@@skiajati9042 oof
After +5k hours in-game, waching this kinda video makes me remember why this game is worse than crack, and it also reminds me that I shouldnt be watching this video, instead I should be
Ｅ Ｘ Ｐ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｉ Ｎ Ｇ
Hold my gear!
oh shit here we go again
The factory must grow...
Progress never ends.
And O P T I M I S I N G.
Guy sounds like kliksphilip, edits spice words like bill wurtz, uses visuals like sseth, and throws in a little bit of crack cocaine for good measure.
I love it.
Pretty sure Sseth uses crack as well
This is the crack cocaine
I'm getting a little bit of Internet Historian vibe as well :D especially like his fallout 76 vid.
He sounds nothing like Philip lol.
If you say so lmao. Philip sure abuses ear-raping.
I once spent like 6-7 hours with my lower body completely still trying to make my factory better and when it turned like 4 am I stopped, stood up, and almost fell because my legs were completely asleep
Try and get up every hour or so, so you don’t get a clot in your legs that then when you get up is freed and goes to your lungs and well kill you
Your blood formed temporary clots in there (won't explain because it'll make this CZcams REPLY too long) and when you stood up, they popped. Your legs weren't asleep, you almost sent yourself to the ER.
@@survivalist2607 think blood clots large enough to cut circulation to the legs would have definitely sent them to the ER. More likely it was merely pressure on the sciatic nerve intense and long enough to cause muscle weakness, combined with blood pooling in the legs from inactivity
Edit: never mind I'm stupid. Deep vein thrombosis happens with 4 or more hours of being sedentary
first time i played i used 35 hours of a weekend on it, best spent time on hard drugs aka factorio binge
*Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) occurs-*
After playing Factorio for the last 75 hours without sleep I can confirm: This is top tier crack
In a word:
THROUGHPUT
When does Factorio end? When the magic smoke starts coming out of my computer
And you start sniffing the magic pixie dust you found in the mail that makes you feel good.
SWISS MISS INSTANT [REDACTED]!
Those are just fresh air ™
You stop when your computer fucking explodes
@@morganpriest7726 yes
Actually that's when endgame ends and the simulation part starts, where you must build your own factory in real life and expand your "fresh air" around the world while destroying worker rights campaigners and unions in the most optimized way the world has ever seen.
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-Ghandi shortly before launching 10,000 tactical thermonuclear weapons at the local fauna
Actually he preached non violence he was trying to stop martin
@@shikhar3281 factually untrue.
@@shikhar3281
If that’s so then why did he nuke my nation?
@@shikhar3281 r/woooosh
@@RyanTomScott why
Didn’t understand what they meant by my humor is broken until I watched this for the 25th time and it’s still hilarious
usually come back to it once a month lmao
Same haha
Engineer huh...?
I have predicted that you will make a factorio video.
Even tho you are 1 year late
ITS ALL ABOUT THE LUBE
@@commanderduck4986 That's more like it
"We're Lube software" - to the tune and rhythm of "meet George Jetson"
I totally just realised the Simpsons intro is completely inspired by the Jetson's intro
@@dylanbyrne9591 Jesus Christ shut the f up
@@ItsBobbyBlitz Nah Bobby just lie there and take it, it'll be over soon.
@@commanderduck4986 yes
The bottleneck shit. That's where I knew you were a brother. We once had a situation where we need plastic to make explosives in order to make weapons to fight bugs to get the oil fields that we need to make plastic. Such a great game.
A true factorio moment
How did you got out ? Plz tell
@@shivanshna7618
by expanding of course.
With bullets.
@@shivanshna7618 We did the slog of building turret walls and advancing steadily with conventional munitions. It was like WW1 against the bugs. When we got that sweet oil, though....
@@jacobantis7014 Genocide!
“There are hippies. They hate pollution, yet they feed off of it.”
Never have I heard something so true
Addicting is an understatement. I have never before been so obsessed with a game. I started playing with a friend and even when I got off to go be productive or go to the gym I could still only ever think of the factory’s needs!
love the civ reference of ghandi being a nuclear warlord
Haha best glitch ever, aggro set so low that it looped back around to maximum
I mean, he was a vicious racist, supporter of the fucked caste system and cuddled with underage girls, but he was at least peaceful
Me everytime i play rise of Nations
@@Kyle-fy1tb aight incel
Bro it's H
Mahatma Gandhi not ghandi
@@deroebjoernd WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck now I want to play it again. I literally turned it off 30 minutes ago after a 8hr session.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow.
@@starry4471 Aggresive C R A C K addiction
try satisfactory
@@starry4471 I
@@hafidzz4923 The factory must grow.
After watching more recent videos, hearing his voice this calm is almost disorienting
13:50 this seems like a joke but its really not.
I used to play satisfactory a lot and whenever I got off to sleep or eat and I would only think about optimizations for my factory, I remember one night I dreamed about the game and a way I could increase my steel plate output and it worked.
Well I mean if it worked was it a bad thing
Factorio a game so addictive I'm literally considering getting a degree in robotics.
That's dedication
Do it
I'm getting a degree in Electrical Engineering because I have to Ａ Ｕ Ｔ Ｏ Ｍ Ａ Ｔ Ｅ every aspect of my life. Thanks -Factorio- Ｃ Ｒ Ａ Ｃ Ｋ
Why just robotics? That's only 1-part of the game, you should study every aspect of engineering, like mechanics, electricity, programming, etc. That's the ultimate Factorio end-game.
@@damsen978 Especially T R A I N
this channel is so underrated it makes me sad
the civ 5 video was such a bloody banger and yet it still has less than 1k views
Thanks my dude!
I wouldn't be surprised if he blows up. This content is so fucking good
Welp, looks like he blew up.
@@smallblock3056 he gained 1k subs in 1 day, that's nice, but we need
*More*
9:33 bus
This video is art. The editing, the game, the review, everything!!!
This video has me laughinh, wheezing, gasping for air.
Just like living inside Jimbo's factory filled with the highest quality of *fresh air*
Don‘t you mean F R E S H A I R ?
*Naturally enriched artisinal* fresh air
F R E S H A I R T I M E
get much much much more F R E S H A I R
I love how all of these games are fueled by cold, hard chinese ideology
Jack Ma would be proud
@@My_Old_YT_Account Rip in pieces Jackie, you wont be missed
@@UltraNyan fug he is still alive
@@mouhibgh6928 yes but he was missing when that comment was posted
@Barack Obama stop sending airstrikes against syrian children bruh
11:58 LUBE
im addicted now. just started this game and ive been playing for 12 hours...
i played too much of it back in the day and i managed to quit for a lot of time like for a whole year ...... but then when the spider vehicle update was launched
i was just back in the game to check it out quickly ....
and before i knew i started a new game and played almost 200 hours ........
@@fergabmmx Im not addcited because im to broke rn to buy it.
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@@lights_utopia1130 steamunlocked has it
This is like Soviet womble: funny, timeless content that u can rewatch 300 times
Yes I know this shit is more addictive than. C R A C K
its literally just zoomer soviet wamble lol
Just as I'm coming back for fourths this is the first comment I see. Amazing
And also the upload dates. Lol
I swear it IS my 300th time watching this
""buy this game or i'll verticly integrate ur cat""
im not tacking any chances
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4:48 literally the epitome of "when the doom music kicks in"
Which song is that btw?
@@jacksonbaker4036 "All They Fear Is You" from Doom Eternal, I beleive
Martin you might not like this video yourself but i can tell you. Its a BANGER
Do not get this game.
You'll end up staying up 26 hours straight E X P A N D I N G, this has happened to me twice and I only have ~300 hours.
tThe fFactory mMust gGrow
26 hours?
Optimistic arent we?
literally sit thru 30 hours first time i got it
@@ahmetsalihsavas7745 I must obey
yea this game consumes your whole life. if you're working and have responsibilities, this isn't for you
REALLY important timestamps
0:14
0:51
11:58
12:30
I agree
@Tiktaalik another fine addition to the collection .
You're forgetting 5:28
How could you forget about 0:14
@@oogabooga8689 classic human error 😞 i had failed my meme brothers
i will add it now ;)
I love this video, can't stop rewatching it.
This is one of those videos that's so good I have to watch at least once a month.
Thanks to this video, I got factorio. What have you done to me, I feel empty, but at the same time I have the uncontrollable urge to expand. Factorio has stolen my soul. I blame you for this.
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
the factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
Now try warthunder
@@LOOTLLAMA7708 I have been going on that grind for 2 years now💀
JIMBO
THE ENGINEER
“As long as nobody teleports any bread, we should be fine”
I teleported bread
@@touhoutrash2436 What?!
"I've done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days" 🥖🥐🍞🥨🥯🥞🥠
I teleport RED CIRCUITS
@@bandet5558 bread circuits, am I right?
“The factory must grow” bit reminded me of dune loved it
What a great video I hope the creator likes it
I am happy they included an option to turn off the roboport. Otherwise whenever I went to legally aquire more land, my poor robots decided to go outside and repair the 1 hitpoint the tank lost from ramming a tree. Which lead to the robot just being left behind, running out of battery and probably getting mauled by the natives.
Also I still don't understand why the flamethrower is a shotgun when employed by the tank. It should have more range.
because tank flamethrower is godly and needed to be balanced
savages*
Tank flamethrower was probably too OP
im sorry but everyone knows that the trees are the real enemy
I HATE THEM SO MUCH...I JUST WANT TO BUUUUUURN
Grenades...
@@notmuch_23 i play hans
Just use a tank. It plows straight through trees
@@nathanholyland9493 Yeah, but grenades clear sections faster for factory E X P A N S I O N
Wait a minute! This game has no child labor! What king of industrial revolution is this without child labor!?
The flying robots are your children.
I always come back once a month to this video cause of its amazing editing/shitposting I love this styleeeee so much I hope to see it more
Some factories in this game look so complicated, overgrown, and *chinese city* that I'm afraid to even consider buying it out of fear for the safety of my mind
Do it
Do it the factory must grow
That may be a smart decision, but the fact remains.
*THE FACTORY MUST GROW*
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
T H E F A C T O R Y M U S T G R O W
8:51: TTHHROWWGHHPOOOT
11:46: *demon summoning chant*
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
6:12 evolving backwards
8:16 The Assemblers are my friends
thopoohot
bought it yesterday, already have almost 20 hours on it
Only martin could have a 13 billion year game session in a span of 559 hours
As somebody that hase a few hours in it I can confirm that everything said in this video is correct. Especially the part where he says crack is less addictive.
(Btw I just hit the 1000 hour mark a few days ago and I still dont have enough LUBE)
MORE L U B E
I just hit around 400 hours....
Artanis Plays noob
JK lol
I have 2353 hours
@@ThylineTheGay ...
10:22 It Me!
Great video. Everything you said is entirely true.
Sup
The factory must grow
10:10
IT'S A MEME, MARIO!
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
I keep rewatching almost every single one of your videos an alarming amount of time martinicitopants... I can't believe the algorithm kept you from me until 2022, and I guess I am just filling the void I struggled to fill in my soul for all those years...
TL;DR: Thank you. I love your content. Please make more.
mart said he finds the way he talks in this video boring, but i think it fits so perfectly with the "sleep deprivation" background he gave about the game, its just so perfect to me
me: "man i wanna watch some martincitopants."
still me: "yeah but he only has like 5 actual meme videos"
still me: "fuck it, it's been 24 hours, factorio review again"
Same lmao
I lost count of how many times i see this video
@@Kychiel same
Same
His videos are so rewatchable
TrueNukes, a beautiful mod were you can actually make a second sun instead of a disappointing davy crockett
After using this mod, be VERRY CAREFUL around your base otherwise will be a crater.
Can confirm.
If you use the Hiroshima nuke, the game will suck up to 10 GB of RAM, slow you down to 5 FPS/UPS
and most certainly will damage your factory
TrueNukes aka pc fryer
*long range eviction notices
Factorio sounds like an SCP in this review, I love it.
Not even joking when I say I have watched this video over 32 times simply because it is the only video with this kind of comedy and format that makes factorio entertaining
Look at these entreprenuers™ engineering™ their dreams and collaboratively™ forging ahead of the pack! Assertively™ initiating™ proactive™ leadership™ to establish self-actualised™ synergized™ streamlined™ brand™ to leverage™ a brick by brick™ approach to cultivating™ diverse™ creative™ economically sound™ network™ of inegrated™ hives™.
this was literally my favorite part of the video, that and nuclear gahndi
Bruh literally every business course I've ever taken in a shellnut
I just found this channel
I like how it has the kind of style of an edgy channel like seth but is actually based
@@skyofstorms
And acronyms. The just love their acronyms.
@Gift 505 ...elbissopmI
Dude i saw this video once and downloaded the demo, saw it twice and my body started agonizing wanting me to buy this, and now i bought it and played for 4 hours straight without eating, and now im here after those 4 hours watching this video again because it is incredible just like this game, keep it up with this great work
12:30 for L U B E
when I bought this game over spring break, I spent over 24 hours in a single sitting without breaks or food. I am very proud of what I created.
Doubt you'll ever see this Martin but I love this video. Been watching it at least once a day for months now. Seriously this is a gem and imo on a league with some of the best like SovietWomble's bullshitteries. Seriously incredible job
He saw it lmao
Agreed. my 4th rewatch rn
Yeah I agree, the bullshitteries are so fucking good, I am still to make it through one without laughing, and that's the same for this.
I'm here daily as well 😭
Bro I watch this every morning before school, and I’m the train back. 200 days in lol
They are not aliens "jimbo" is the alien
ColonelWill haha that’s funny
gimme your land
They're not aliens anymore, this is his planet now.
Absolute herecy
look at this biter rights supporter
I got the nukes, so their the aliens.
You are right my thirst for conquest will NEVER be quenched
The factory MUST GROW
One thing I alaways apreciate about your videos is your ability to use the humor of L O U D without killing my headphones and eardrums
This video is GOLD. it actually made me come back and play the game after 2 years of it sitting in my library
Did You Get Addiction
@@Jesus_Offical The lack of a response seems to answer your question.
same but i’ve had it for 3 years
@@scorpixel1866 the factory must grow... the factory must grow... the factory mus-
When he first said: 'I started playing at 9 AM and finished at 1AM I was confused, how could that be?
Then it hit me, he' as just a time traveler guys! That makes sense now!
Time travelled 16 hours into the future
the only thing that changed about martincitopants over the 2 years is his editing quality and I love it
I love how much rewatchable value this has
Biter: *exists*
Me: You have violated the Non-Aggression Principle.
I can just picture the devs being like,
"L E T ' S A U T O M A T E G E N O C I D E!"
one of Martin's finest vids. This is the one that got me started.
Watched this like 2 hours after it came out. It had like 200 views, and Martin had like 3k subs. I’ve been watching him since. Now he’s fuckin huge. Nice job Martin! I would love more Factorio content!
His voice is the voice of someone who was long lost into the void of addiction
Did you know that earrape can be funny without actually being loud
Soft earrape
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and do you know what earrape is its meant to be loud and hurt your ear hence ear R A P E its right there
Y'all ever come back to these just to rewatch them like you're seeing a really good movie again? That's how I see these. Love the content, new and old. Good work Mart :)
i have re watched this video more than any other video on the platform. well done
As an engineering student I can confirm this is what I plan to be when I enter the workforce proper.
same here I'm about to E X P A N D into the indigenous population
Martin i can't stop watching this video. I watched it 5 times today. Your video is more addictive than any crack i ever tested.
Easily the most CHAOTIC video ive watched
His other videos are more chaotic
this has big sseth tzeench energy
Ritalin helps
I've watched this goddamn video at least four times
Why is it so good
Same, this is the reason i actually got into the game. I spent 18 hours straight playing Factorio yesterday 😂
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 did you just eat a fucking baby?
@@juadxnavarro873 COMMIE! COMMIE! REEEEEEEEE!!!
How come you haven't lost your hearing ?
I have rewatched this video like 20 times…
I've watched this video so many times. I love it so much
"NOOO YOU CANT JUST BE GHANDI AND NUKING EVERYBODY!" "Haha nuke go boom"
Noooo you can’t just copy comments and get likes! Haha typing go brrrr
Adding timestamps for myself:
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8:15 yea thts me
Thanks for the convenient timestamps!
I have watched this video a few times now, i already thought it was funny.
NOW though i have started PLAYING factorio for the first time with my best friend. We have already dumped all our evenings in the past week into the game.
This video hits very different now...
Its so on point.
I could watch you play this and talk about it all day
It's always fun seeing the hyperbole that happens whenever someone reviews factorio. Love this game
nobody:
video: earrape/funny loud noise every 3 seconds
Okay yea but thats true
@@sampatchen9861 it is true and its funny and its not something to be ashamed about
@@vector3998 I knever said it wasn't, its a beautiful thing
@@sampatchen9861 Is it though? I prefer the commentary. Everybody can do loud=funny noise, smart comedy is something else.
In this one the earrape did feel kinda pointless, thrown in at random intervals just because people said it was funny in past vids.
my god this channel is gold😭😭
After playing this game for a very long time and experiencing the effects of extensive sleep deprivation, I have learned one thing. The factory must grow.
The factory must grow!
"Where were you when the world ended"
I watched a dank frog talk about hippies and a engineer
Somebody please help me I've watched this all the way through four times and I don't have the strength to resist watching it a fifth time
Subbed. Great video and editing. Humor. Perfection 😂😂😂
I like watching these guys Factorio videos every week
Others: We should care about aliens
Do you perhaps know the song I've been dying to know!!
@@tankhunter1186 yep me too bro
@@tankhunter1186 BFG Division
Purge the xenos.
@@strolker94 nah it's Rip and Tear
This video proves that loud does equal funny
Senor Pelo sends his regards
@@noskalborg723 and I send him mine :)
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 but at what decibel level? 😂
@@noskalborg723 yes
@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 veri güd.
Can't wait to see him on satisfactory
This video is the true crack, I've watched it at least 20 times mate please I don't know what else to watch