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People continue to be the worst.
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1:01-9:07 I got frustrated with a kid at the arcade / aita_for_getting_frust...
9:08-15:28 I pointed out my sister's blue hand / aita_for_pointing_out_...
15:29-21:30 I didn't know what a fire hydrant was / aita_for_not_knowing_w...
21:31-30:49 I lost my MIL's ashes / aita_for_accidentally_...
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1:01:34-1:13:23 My future SIL is stupid / my_future_sisterinlaw_...
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"i'm joined by two of the worst people i know"
"spencer, you look like you're on reddit"
shayne does NOT come in peace this episode
Or the comment about the DDR guy never getting laid 😭
like chill reddit daddy... 🥺
"You look like you're on reddit" is probably one of the best veiled insults I've heard in a while.
I’m lI’m o
Wtf@@obedientgamingnetwork
"was she chill" "no she was burned"
LMFAO COURTNEY 💀💀
That joke was absolutely *VILE*
as a member of the dead parent club, I DIED 😂😂😂😂
I laughed so much, I love the dark humour
Courtney has all the jokes 😅 I felt that was a quick one. Love her. They all seem like such great people.
The IMMEDIATE hand over mouth is what killed me 😭
“I’m a good driver.”
“I drive drunk and don’t know what a fire hydrant is.” 😂
Also having multiple minor tickets in only a handful of years driving is not a good driver
@@shooty22 i think it is a fake story
@@hollystiener16 probably. Feel like most have to be.
@@hollystiener16we can only hope
@@shooty22truth is stranger than fiction. I recognize many of my life stories would be hard to believe, but that’s why I wouldn’t offer them to be scrutinized by internet idiots.
Shayne pointing out about the weaponized incompitence during the ashes story is so important. Like... yeah, of course you should have secured the urn that is holding your mother-in-law's ashes in a moving vehicle!
My bit of confusion comes from the fact that I thought most crematoriums or funeral parlors will put ashes into a baggie INSIDE the urn, so I could 100% see myself accidentally doing the same if I wasn't forewarned that the ashes were, in fact, loose inside the urn itself... I'm not sure if that makes me sound incompetent or not tho lol Maybe the autism makes me assume that fact applied everywhere (100% would accept the judgement of being stupid lmao)
Edit: I would never vacuum the ashes tho omg x.x Just drive home and talk to your damn wife and figure out how to scoop it all back up
Edit 2: I got really curious so I googled it and my conclusion is that the wife must've put the loose ashes into a different urn/vase out of the temporary one the crematorium puts them in (baggie included)
My brother had a gf like the clueless fiancé “Gigi”. When the hosts agreed she’s the type who could fix the whole car when it broke down, I doubt it. We came to change Gigi’s tire, and couldn’t figure out why the hood was popped. She wasn’t even sure, saying, “it seems like that’s what you do to fix a car- or it’s a signal so someone will come fix it.” (Yes she had excessive pretty privilege ) We explained it wasn’t necessary to pop the hood, a flat tire isn’t an engine problem. A month later, ran out of gas. I brought her some, finding her again , hood open. Couldn’t understand that needing gas ALSO wasn’t an engine problem. “ Doesn’t it need gas to work?” Genuinely didn’t get it. Also, at the zoo, wanted to see the flying monkeys. WHAT?Because of wizard of of Oz.” How do you Know they aren’t real?” She exclaimed, and I’ll never forget the strangers who looked at her with stunned confusion. It still makes me laugh.
@@robinmartincic289 that's when you first get them from the funeral home. it sounds like she put them in a different container. when you first get the ashes, they come in a box.
100% Reminds me of that tiktok of the lady who asked her husband to pick up the ICE CREAM CAKE for their son's party later and he left it on the counter to melt saying, "You didn't tell me to put it in the freezer!"
The guy that vacuumed up his MIL's ashes and then TRIED TO REPLACE THEM WITH DIRT is for sure gonna be haunted.
I really really fucking hope so
i would’ve done exactly what courtney had said to do, buy a hand vacuum and try to get all the ash so i could put it back in the urn. who tf desides to get there car cleaned AND THEN PUT DIRT IN THE DAMN URNNNNNNN just leave what’s left of the ashes in there what is bro doing😭😭
I'm imagining a VRRRRRRRR sound instead of a ghostly WoooOOOoooo
all he had to do was leave the ashes where they were in the floor and let his wife know what happened. then they could’ve bought their own vacuum and get them up, and then pour them back into the vase…
“Oh babe I’m so sorry, your mom must have had undiagnosed kidney stones;
she might have been on her way out anyway”
"I have to dig. I have to. It's so fun." Shayne is literally a golden retriever.
It is tradition every time you go to the beach, you must dig a hole
You don't understand the urge to just dig a hole for no reason.
We just have to do it.
Not golden retriever but all men beach equals dig
This has to go in
As a short male, I have fully embraced my dwarven side and have the constant urge to grab a pickaxe and go down into the mines.
Rock and Stone.
"I'm an urn half-full kind of guy" Also loved the audible "Oh my God" from the crew right after 🤣
I will never be able to watch a Smosh episode with Shayne and Courtney the same ever again. I see so much now.
being a new viewer who's only been around for about a month before I heard the news yesterday, I'm not surprised at all. I saw them on gg's 10mph and the vibes were definitely there
@@TindraSanwe all thought they were together, but they gaslighted us 😢
@@TindraSanwhat news?
@@luisaleal2929they're talking about how shayne and courtney are married
@@rowenmattox8027
Who gaslighted you?
i don’t trust ANYONE who says ‘i’m a really good driver’ and then calls their handful of tickets ‘minor stuff’…it shows a clear disregard for road safety, i bet one of those tickets was a DUI
"yea but bro I drive better drunk than others drive sober, bro"
Some people rack up tickets like that... And I feel guilty for having an accidental speeding ticket in my early twenties. 😭😭😭
i’m not a perfect driver, but i’ve really improved lately. i have zero tickets. crazy to say “i have a few tickets” and “im a good driver”
it’s possible to have gotten tickets, and then improve your driving, but i don’t think that’s what they were talking about
Yeah no a “good driver” has gotten none or 1-2 tickets. Not “a couple little tickets”
Been driving for 10 years and I’ve never gotten a ticket, and I still wouldn’t call myself a “good driver”, I just try not to break the law.
Shayne should get a tattoo that says “UPDATE” that he can display at the right time
right on his bicep so he can flex to display it
middle finger would be sick
That would be perfect
@@starrynight3141maybe not allowed on CZcams, I don’t know the exact regulations but they can get pretty fussy
He doesn’t even say it anymore he just flashes the tat and the couch ppl scream
As a firefighter I can confirm that sometimes windows of vehicles are punched out if they’re in the way lol
As they should be! 👏
Cannot be carelessly endangering people
I heard that firefighters’ hose (if you call it that) isn’t flexible.
Is that correct?
@@daanachmad4032 what do you mean by that? Like we lay hose when there’s no pressure so we can drag it wherever. Once it’s pressurized tho it’s significantly harder to move just because of how much pressure (between 150-200psi normally)
@@ryleymcclure7515
I mean, they are not easily bendable?
“she thought-ohh fuuck” lmaoooo that’s how you know it’s gonna be a bad one
Tattoo guy from the second story:
*claims his sister only gets tattoos for attention*
*begins fuming when nobody pays attention to his tattoos*
exposed himself there
Yup, he was jealous.
Not to mention disrespecting his sisters tats as “meaningless” but boasted about how all his all had significant meaning
@@TylenOneal239 which is crazy bc the sisters tattoos DID mean something to her and her career lol
he’s totally projecting
OP: “I’m a very good driver”
ALSO OP: *has a lot of parking tickets, drives after drinking alcohol and literally BLOCKS A FIRE HYDRANT*
I was hoping someone would say that! If they think they’re a good driver…what do they consider bad?!?!
Rule of thumb is if they have to tell you they a good x,y, or z, they aren't"
They opened with "I'm a really good diver and only have a few tickets for like, very minor stuff." I knew immediately there was no shot they were a good driver. This type of person makes me so mad because they're a danger to other people on the road and have NO idea.
Makes me want to ask them what they think constitutes a “good driver” vs a “not good driver”!
@@smb0621they probably think drunk driving is good and getting caught is bad lmao
Dude forgot his sister is a chef and the banter chefs give each other is more intense than a remark a bout a tattoo
"WHAT ARE YOU?!?"
"An idiot sandwich."
So proud of this woman on the pregnancy story. That man was weird and a creep and definitely his "apology" was totally gaslighting. He backpedaled.
He sounds like an asshole for sure, but I’m 90% sure she was lying. In the update she slipped up by saying they “don’t live together” but they’ve been married for 4 years? She also only included parts of the convo she “remembered”
@itsohms when did she say they were married? She said they were together for 5 years, not married
Sounds like she was with him for years since “when she was 17 he said she was ugly”. He needs to live alone in a cave.
I love the dynamic of Courtney trying so hard to go deep in each story and Spencer just dropping jokes
Yeah it's a problem
@GojosBackHand no its not 😂 what
@@GojosBackHandit’s amazing
@@GojosBackHandHow dare he be funny.
She’s got some good jokes too 😂
The fact that no one mentioned how the husband called his wife selfish after donating to many local charities blew my mind
It's giving the Vulture
I don’t think being selfish and donating to charities are exclusive. You can be generous with money but selfish with your time.
It did give a little bit of a "I don't want her to give all the money away" type of vibe. Like he feels like he isn't getting enough of the money.
To be fair, plenty of wealthy people give not out of real generosity but because it gets them the kind of social capitol OP's wife has. That said, his description paints her as sincere - so to suddenly call her selfish is bizarre
@@user399878993yeah but he also says she spends a TON of time and energy actively helping people. She’s not selfish by any definition
The insane thing about the fire hydrant thing is that typically the curb will be painted so you know not to park there, plus there are usually signs that just outright say "No parking allowed." This person somehow found an unmarked fire hydrant to park in front of or they were so drunk they didn't see the no parking sign
Also, THEYRE 23?! their excuse isn't "I'm from another country/not native" or just "I didn't notice, because drunk"
No, she thought hydrants were antiquated and not used?
As someone similar in age, their comments about hydrants and telephone poles physically hurt me. How sheltered do you have to be to not know what a hydrant is?!
That idiot thought that they were relics from a time past. I assume they also thought the no parking thing was outdated
I have only seen this once or twice, most are unmarked in all the places I've lived. So I think it must depend a lot on where they are.
Spencer: have you heard of the masculine urge to dig?
Courtney, man spreading with arm up on the back of the couch: yes.
For REAL! That body language was distractingly uncomfortable to see. Ist time watching, don’t know these guys,. But it was Like, Wtf :a girl who’s just draped all over the couch next to some guy who doesn’t want to be in such close proximity. Like “ my gfs gonna kill me- stay away blondie-aaagh!”
@@icu3869you are alone in this thought
what a bizarre comment lmao. she looked hot as hell and her and spencer are friends :')@icu3869
@icu3869 someone's never been around a girl
“Yes and I’ve felt it”
My dad died almost 30 years ago, his ashes are in a straight up plastic bag and cardboard box. A box that I’ve never been able to bring myself to even open. I swear to god if my husband opened it, dumped the ashes, vacuumed them up, And replace them with dirt, I would set a new precedent for justifiable homicide
i cant even comprehend being capable of that level of conplete disrespect. omg. i just cant!! her mother was in a freaking vacuum then dumped into a garbage somewhere!!! that was a human being !! like they're family has no grave to go to, nothing of their mother to mourn. this story is insane. how could you do that to your wife !
Literally what I was thinking. OP being like "I think she's overreacting", well I think no jury on earth would convict her no matter what she did to him in that moment
I mean, at least the plastic bag might catch any ~misplaced~ ashes..?
(reading this as-he’s inside a box which is inside a bag)
Dad meet Dyson 💀
@MorningStarMidnightSun if I'm correct, the ashes are placed inside of the bag, which is then placed into the cardboard box.
"i'm an urn half full kinda guy" might be one of my favorite spencer lines
my favourite spencer line will always be the "Ohhhh" joke from the tig bitties reddit story thing
BTW, there really are pink lemons but they don't make pink lemonade. They were a spontaneous mutation in a lemon tree in SoCal but their juice is clear
Yes. Mixing grape 🍇 juice with lemonade turns it pink.
The unintentional death jokes from Courtney during the ashes story 🤣
“That was really a nail in the coffin”
“He dug his own grave”
My husband doesn’t watch these usually and I asked him “hey do you ever get the masculine urge to dig?” And he turns around and with a straight face says “to dig? Yeah. Why?” lol 😂
The masculine urge to go into holes
Edit: oh... could be a junji ito reference
😂😂
Just asked my fiance this, his reply was "whattttt my own grave???" no that's is not what I asked 😂
@@devonmanning832😂😂 you should've said not what i meant but now i know for future use 😂😂
I’m a woman and every winter growing up in Alaska I got the urge to dig. My sisters and I did allll the digging in the snow, as well as making caves out of snow banks.
I wasn’t so much into digging in the dirt. My parents were animal hoarders and when they died we’d bury them on the forest hill in our yard. :// so dirt digging was sad. Plus difficult, because tree roots.
the fact that she told the person who mistreated her “I deserve to be loved and cherished” and didn’t buy his excuse takes so much guts and self respect, that’s a hard thing to do. She’s so cool
A true Legend
Completely agree. I wish I had that much incite when I was in my 20s.
insight* @@jenreii
@@jenreii seriously, i’m 25 & i just ended a 7 year relationship 6 months ago. the relationship was dead long ago & i stuck for years in denial, i’m glad i finally could find the strength to leave but i wish i was more like OP & realized my worth sooner bc it really changed me emotionally & i lost myself completely. i’m thankful to be building myself back and realizing my worth before i was stuck with him for longer or worse, married with kids in a dead marriage
30:26 "A nail in the coffin" You KNOW Spencer wanted to say something with that pun but he was way over the limit with production hahahah
I noticed that toooooo
My three year old son, picked up my father’s vase of ashes and decided to dump them on the floor, my father died of a crack/cocaine overdose.
Thankfully he split him on my hardwood floor, but I ended up grabbing old cards from my wallet and was cleaning him up,
I realized I was cutting my own father up in lines to put him back in the vase.
Not sure what was worse..
😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢
Spencer saying he has a solution and then saying "she kills him" in full sincerity made me laugh so hard lol
I can’t wait for the clips 😭
Ayo ur pfp is sick..... Where did you get it from?
"I'm a strange man. With a hole!" I'm dying 😭 Shayne giving big dog energy right there
Someone else in the comments called him a golden retriever and that's all I see him as now 🤣
Shayne is secretly a golden retriever that got turned into a person.
Hello to all the rewatchers scraping the channel for hints following April fools.
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@@user-pm5mi3io7rshayne and courtney got married March 29th :]
Been lookin for this comment
1st Story: When I entered university, I met someone way older than me that says something that stuck with me for life, especially cause I do have severe anger issues. It was: "If you can behave in front of your boss, a cliente or your coworkers, then you know how to behave so if you don't behave is because you don't want to." In this story, if you are going to a public place with the attitude of "I'm getting this combo and if someone mess me up I'm beating the shit out of them!" Then yeah this person can't play games in public and if he is not gonna stop himself then is 100% fine for the arcade to stop him instead.
I don't know what's funnier, Spencer dropping the Stanley Yelnats line and Shayne completely missing the joke, or Courtney trying to bring it to Shayne's attention and him once again absolutely BLAZING past the joke. He truly is a golden retriever
Dig it oh oh oh dig it
timestamp?
@@Gooner184 7:08 is when Shayne misses the joke lol
SO GLORIOUS 😂💀
I love that the crew was just as taken aback by Shayne's response as I was in real time
My favorite part of the tattoo story is how the OP goes on about how his tattoos have meanings. But apparently, his sister's don't, even though she's a chef and her tattoos are related to that.
I have a tattoo of Kirby holding an ice cream cone just because I wanted it lmfao. No meaning I just liked it. Homie needs to chill lol
and his sister literally said that they help her in the kitchen and instead of him accepting that, he went, no actually, I don't think so, like wtf do you mean
Ive got personal rulea about tattoos as well. Ive always seen them as my own rules i dont judge people who have different rules or no rules. 😂
@@ammiethehammie3521 No, but for real. He's trying to play the gatekeeper of tattoos. lmao. Why do they need some deep meaning?
@@thelocaldork Exactly! They're helpful to her in the kitchen and she's a professional chef. How do her tattoos have no meaning?
I'm so shocked how did Shane and Courtney hide their relationship until THEIR LITERAL WEDDING IM STILL SHOOK ❤❤
If I was driving with a PERSON'S REMAINS in a vase I would have it taped closed and rolled up in a blanket. That guy is insane.
Fire hydrant girl is the most privileged type of person that exists. How do you grow up and not figure out what a fire hydrant is????
The only thing I can think of for her is that she's from somewhere quiet and regional, where she never had to learn not to park in front of one, because there was always parking available. It's literally the only thing I can think of
@@letsdancetojoydivor she isn’t from the us here in the uk it’s all under the pavement and roads
@@5th.Star.yeah I’m from australia and I don’t even know if we have a version of fire hydrants, nor any rules for them
She reinforced it by saying she doesn't know what a power lines are. She thinks they're just old timey telephone poles.
@@seesawseesaw yeah America is wild even leaning about suburbs freaks me out and the rules around them (HOA)
“This guy didn’t even look at a computer screen, he just sat in a computer chair and got an idea” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard Courtney say in frustration. Incredible
You have the best username I've ever seen.
@@junoantaresofficial thank you very much! xx
that- is wonderful username
@@Beeeeeee0528 thank you so much!
The drunk driver fire hydrant one is even worse since it all happened since they didn't want to just wait longer for food.
Shayne: "Worst people I know"
Also Shayne: *marries Courtney*
ALL STAR LINEUP
In a Devil thread too
All denim lineup.
I already know this will be my favorite episode
For REAL. Also I aspire to have their fashion sense. Courtney never misses.
I first read that as wolf star, lmao.
When Courtney said, "If you can comprehend the idea of someone loving and cherishing you, then that exists tenfold," it hit hard for me. Been going through a rough time mentally so it was kind of what I needed to hear, thank you.
Same here. ❤🫂
Same, I had to pause the video for a moment and sit with that one for a sec
i felt the same, i love courtney :,)
I love how Shayne just confirmed he is canonically a golden retriever
The Holes reference going over Shayne’s head is ✨chefs kiss ✨
As a non American it broke my heart when Courtney said the company was doing good with 2 months paternity leave 😢 man that is depressing.
Havent got to that story but damn yea thats way good. My husband didn't get anyyy time off for our first born and he had worked there 5 years. !
Most places do a week for paternity... & Our country wonders why it raises school/mass shooters.....
here in switzerland it was literally 1 day until a year or two ago. now it's 2 weeks because we had a popular vote on it lol
@@torit4534I live in a place where you see little kids working, teens working, and eighty year olds being required to work to make a living.
we have 3 year long paternity leave by law in my country but other laws are straight from hell so I don't know if it even worth it
Yeah that’s awful. It 54 weeks minimum where I’m from that can be extended to 75ish. 14 are child birth recovery and then 40 that can be split between the parents.
We need a weaponized incompetence episode
I think that would make me go insane with female rage
yessss, or a douchebag boyfriends episode
I really appreciate Courtney's empathetic skills for the "stupid SIL" story. She's good people.
"I don't think I could keep up the lie" from Shayne and Courtney is wiiiiiild now
i mean they didn’t SHARE that info that it’s private with the fans not with their coworkers friends and family
I used to have a friend, back in our 20s, who as we were driving home from the mall, said,
"Oh my god! The moon is in a different spot tonight than it was last night!" And she legitimately FREAKED OUT.
She thought the damn world was ending. I had to pull over and calm her down and explain how the celestial bodies orbit.
ON GOD, she looked at me PERPLEXED and said, "but I thought we were INSIDE the earth! How can we see the things outside of it, and if the moon is 'orbiting' where does it go when it's daylight?"
I legit spent two hours teaching her basic science, and then five years later became a special education teacher.
I think that was my first sign I was on the right career path.
LMFAOO UR AN ACTUAL LEGEND HOLY SHIT
Thank God some people are built for it, sometimes I freeze up remembering these people are allowed to drive and their vote matters just as much as mine 😂
A coworker, a grown adult man, came into work one morning telling everybody about the "craziest thing" he had seen that morning.
He saw the moon out at the same time as the sun.
The way I see it, for situations like this it’s not necessarily the person’s fault that they don’t know this, it’s the fault of their education for not making sure they properly learned and understood this, so huge amount of respect on you, and anyone else who can take the time to explain it without the person feeling bad.
(However, this does not apply to people who are purposefully ignorant in order to inflate or confirm their own prejudices)
"YoU dIdNt TeLL mE tO SeCurE iT"
🤦🏻♀️ Replace that whole man with dirt. It'll give ya less trouble.
I love the juxtaposition of saying "she donates to charity" and "I told her she was selfish" in the same breath like what a clown
Shayne "well, there's some books that he probably shouldn't read.."
Me immediately "how bout mein kampf"
The absolute worst story I've seen on Reddit HAS to be the "I got my friends sister pregnant to prove I'm not gay" when he was actually gay, never revealed he was the father, and basically ruined the girls life
Cool
Holy crap that's INSANE
There's a couple of mortifying ones I've read. The one where the wife refuses to let her husband go to his ex's funeral, in spite of the fact that the two being best friends, and he made his boundaries for the relationship known numerous times. There's also the story of the boyfriend feeding his girlfriend slugs
I see you haven't read pee gate
@@auburnkeyblade2491One of mine is the guy who made his wife a drink with crushed up Benadryl because she was agitated. She overslept like a log, and he casually said “oh yeah it’s because I put Benadryl in your drink.” She was obviously horrified, and he couldn’t understand why he was the a-hole
Years ago, a family friend had a similar situation with ashes. He also went to a car wash, but he took the ashes out of the vacuum and put them back in the container. The craziest part of the story was when he was giving someone else a ride in the car to the memorial, and when they got out of the car, he discovered the vacuum didn’t do a 100% perfect job. The other person was covered with ashes. She didn’t know what was all over her clothes, and started brushing the ash off onto the ground. He yelled “Stop, STOP!! Don’t brush it off!! IT’S MARY ELLEN!!!” So apparently that was a highlight of the memorial.
How sweet of that family friend to value the ashes unlike the reddit guy 😭
Thats hilarious 😂😂😂
thats both hilarious and wholesome omg
What I don't understand why the funeral home disn't put the ashes in a bag before putting them in the urn. I mean, they do it because if the urn breaks the ashes are safe...he's the a** anyway for not showing the due respect to a dead person and her daughter.
@@Biancanevesonythe ones near me do apparently, or at least the one my cousin went to. Miss you Tommy, I’m older than you ever got bud ❤
Fun fact: Pink lemons do exist. But Pink lemonade is still not made of pink lemons.
18:47 I definitely was already nodding thinking they were going to bring up "telephone booths" that are still around, but not used. Telephone poles?? I refuse to believe this person is real. My anxiety for the future cant take it. 😂😂
Ive met ppl like op they r real sadly
Thinking that people have 8 eggs when they're 30 is peak boy math
it's 4, right?
@@jurgnobs1308I wish, I'm only 31 but I can't wait for menopause.
Thinking the moon produces its own light is peak girl logic
@@ThomasSawyers ooooo someone got offended lmao
@@ThomasSawyersgod damn it. 😔
So proud of that girl for breaking up with her misogynist boyfriend. Tbh he sounds like he was trying to put her down so she wouldn't be confident enough to leave. Which is incredibly manipulative, not the way you want to treat someone youre supposed to love
This reminds me of the story of the guy who told his girlfriend that she stinks to kill her self esteem so she won't leave him
Honestly, everything about that story gives me the vibe that he was emotionally abusive to her, including the way she talked about it (forgetting parts of their difficult conversation, being surprised that it didn't turn into a fight, saying it was traumatic). I'm so glad she had the strength to leave.
@@tsumichamaI thought if the same story! Such gross behavior
Holy fuck these are rough
@@tsumichama I remember that! Kind of frightening that it's a very common tactic that gets used, put someone down to change their mentality of themselves
Spencer was visibly restraining himself from making another urn joke after Courtney said "nail in the coffin". Impressive control, lol
“I dug the biggest hole I have ever dug” 😭 I’m sobbing. Men and their hole digging
I'm actually with Spencer on the arcade one... ESH. The guy should not have blown up at the kid so badly, but a lot of 8 year olds are old enough to consciously decide to be jerks. When Courtney said "you could've stepped on his fingers"- yeah, and it would've been his own darn fault too. They both behaved poorly.
I had kids under 8 years old yell at me or punch me in the stomach.
I agree, ESH.
Literally that was my first thought was the fucking kid could’ve gotten his hand crushed like people STOMP on the fuckin DDR machine like he really could’ve gotten his hand broken fully. Still shouldn’t have gotten to the point of screaming and cussing regardless of it was a kid or a teen or an adult like he needs to reign his temper in but like that kid was old enough to know better
Agreed. It was a conscious choice for the kid to purposely mess with the guy's game- and no matter how old the person playing is that isn't right to do. The guy went too far, but that kid is in no way in the clear.
I agree. Not just that kids are smart enough to know when they're messing with someone but he could have gotten easily injured. Don't get me wrong, the kid getting injured would also be bad but kids are literally indestructible and usually recover pretty fast and without long lasting effects. A slipped knee cap or broken leg at 25+ because you stepped on some kids hands, lost balance and fell weirdly can mess you up for weeks (worst case scenario even for life). And if this took place in America then medical bills are another factor to take into account.
Also the parents just looking on and not realizing that their child is putting themselves in danger and messing with other people:/
Spencer bringing up that Elvis was a predator is so real. I get so sick of people not talking about it
He's dead and she ended up rich af, get over it.
@@TheSwauzz tell me you sympathize with predators without telling me you sympathize with predators
@@TheSwauzzthat's disgusting. You are acting disgusting. Think about what you just said. Put yourself in her shoes. Would the money make it okay? Would the perpetrator being dead make it go away?
It wouldn't for me, but maybe you aren't so into critical thinking. Idk. Safest to keep your opinions to yourself if you aren't willing to think about them though.
@@TheSwauzzi hope you say something awful like this to the wrong person and end up like, cursed or some shit.
right i was like finally someone said it
IM LOOKING FOR CLUEEEES
Congratulations to Shayne and Courtney on their marriage! March 29! Loved the chicken and fries reception!
the fire hydrant story is insaaane. Drunk driving your situationship’s DAD’s car and getting it towed?? Thinking fire hydrants and telephone poles are not in use??? Oh honey 😂
For some reason, my head went to Pay Phones and not actually telephone poles.
@@kiraphobia222 I just now realized this, thank you. Man that makes it so much worse.
The fire hydrant person genuinely sounds miserable to be near
Why? 😊
What do you mean? I removed my hydrant and, while I enjoy the new lake and fountain, I think I'm going to get out my aluminum ladder and clip those annoying old power lines that hang overhead since we use wireless energy now.
@@RealBradMiller cool lake, awesome fountain, great plan. Keep us updated bestie.
There's a reason they're in a situationship and not a relationship
@@Deimos2k5 the situ-friend is likely currently posting on a ‘when did you realise you were dating an idiot?’ thread.
LOOK AT HIM AND HIS WIFE I LOVE THEM
"I got nothing for that one" LMFAO I CANT
OPs sister- being totally unfazed about the tattoo comments
OP- "and I took that personally"
I don’t have a tattoo myself. But, I have definitely met such people.
They get angry if I take no heed of their bullying words.
im currently CRACKING UP at that story omggg bro CANNOT cope its so funny
😂😂😂 ig my hand is blue now!
As a fellow hole digger, I sympathise with Shayne's urges to excavate the beach
We all are just golden retrievers tbh
spencer really said the masculine urge to dig😭😭
Its just so therapeutic and fun
This means two things
@@sagitaria30I’m going to steal that line lol
Would love to see an episode revolving around teachers! Teachers and school staff are so under-appreciated, overworked, and deal with so much crap from parents/the school districts, students, etc. Maybe include a lot of petty revenge, confession, and malicious compliance?
50:04-50:30 is the absolute best advice I've ever heard for someone leaving a toxic relationship!!!
I absolutely love that the stanley yelnats joke completely flew over shayne's head😂 he was so in the zone with this story that he completely missed a perfect joke
I came here to see if anyone had mentioned it because it made me laugh real hard lol
"i wasn't yelling!!"
Wait time stamp?
@@eli9286 7:08
damn, dude feeling so emasculated by his sister lmao she handled it so well and he was like ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOOS!!!!!
Those tattoos are compensating for his lack of an interesting personality.
@@demetriam2408no, no they’re all really deep and meaningful.
He probably has those really problematic tribal tattoos or a tattoo written in Japanese that he thinks says “Loyalty” or some other shit like that but actually says “Lunch”.
@@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogetherFucking LUNCH lmao that got me
@@thespankmyfrank haha, I’m glad you got a laugh out of it. Though I must admit it’s not my joke, I took it from She-ra when one of Bow’s dads has a tattoo in the language if the ‘first ones’ that means “lunch”.
Aw man during the ashes story was hoping someone was gonna make a joke about how that mom can’t catch a break when it comes to car accidents 😅
the tattoo one is so funny, most decent artists or avid tattoo lovers I’ve met including myself have to same mentality of the sister. The sister is indeed probably cool as hell.
The woman at 38:59 needs to research the "cycle of abuse." It is very common for abusers to apologize and shower their victim with love and affection after an incident occurs. They will swear up and down that it will never happen again, only for it to, of course, inevitably happen again because while the incident has been resolved, the actual cause of the incident has not (that being his desire to be with a younger woman).
Telling her his dream girl is 8 years younger than him (15) when he is currently 23 was him accidentally admitting that he wants a significantly younger woman. A 23 year old man dating a 22 year old woman has no reason to be fantasizing about dating somebody else (regardless of age, but that makes it way worse) when he is 33. Him calling you ugly at 17 and saying it was because you were young was probably his "lady doth protest too much" moment; He overacted to try to hide the fact that he actually likes younger girls, and if nothing else, he probably wishes you were STILL 17. He is clearly a severe misogynist that only views women as trophies and baby-makers.
Please, for the love of god, break up with him immediately and do not give him another chance. Do not even bother entertaining him with an explanation. Say "I'm done, do not ever talk to me again," and leave it at that. If he bothers you after that, call the police.
👏 👏
She did break up with him they literally read her update
True, and this is when things often get deadly. People who try to leave a situation like this are killed. 😢
having a god complex for not getting his tattoos for attention while simultaneaously complaining about his tattoos not getting enough attention is an INSANE move from the dude from the second story. The disonance is real.
He's so insecure & jealous of his sister's confident chill attitude.
Probably he projected his own insecurities. It is crazy how some people do that and don't realize that they are doing the exact same.
I know a guy who doesn't study nor works, and he is constantly in twitter insulting people for not working, like come on dude
14:46 Courtney casually man spreading well Spencer is sitting with his legs crossed is so funny to me 😭
1:07:25 Courtney married her best friend too! ❤❤❤
10:09 For anyone wondering, that's called a blowout and they're really common in hand tattoos! Hand tattoos are some of the hardest to do because the skin on our hands regenerates faster than pretty much anywhere else except our mouths. So the tattoos have to be deeper than usual for the ink to stay, which then increases the risk of blowouts. Blowouts aren't always indicative of a poor quality tattoo, or a bad tattoo artist. It happens to every tattooist at some point in their career.
So true, I’ve had a tattoo blow out a lil, no fault of the tattoo artist! It was my own fault, my leg jumped accidentally and the needle went a lil deep. Happens to almost everyone at some point
I came down here for this. Love how he thinks he's so superior when it comes to tattoos and he doesn't know what a blowout is called??
@@bev1446For real! Blowouts are one of the first things you learn about when learning how to tattoo! Guy wanted to be superior so bad and ended up making a right fool of himself to anyone that knows literally anything about tattooing lol
That's so real I have blowout on my hand it doesn't crap my tattoo that much! also some part healed without ink (because it wasnt deep enough) and didn't go for a touch up so my tattoo looks a bit wonky. doesent mean it was ceap quality 😂
@@liabstrait8306 Exactly. Hand tattoo's are pretty complicated and everyones skin behaves differently. Hands tattoo's also require the most upkeep and touch ups, as the skin on our hands not only regenerates very quickly, but we also use our hands a LOT. A lot of tattoo artists that do hand tattoos usually offer a free touch up, or a pretty cheap touch up, as the tattoos can be so finnicky lol
I really think Courtney nailed it during the "famous wife" story. They picked up on OP's subtle jealousy & insecurity that I didn't notice on the first reading. I, like Shayne, assumed OP just wanted to spend more time with his wife. Then OP's responses to the comments confirmed Courtney's insight. They said that they tend to read "too much" into these stories, but they seem to have a real knack for reading between the lines! Good on them!
@@frankcaggiano8282Where is the idolizing in this comment 😂 Are you okay? Like the comment literally explains their thought process, whats with the sick?
@@frankcaggiano8282 Sure. I just meant that Courtney's insight is more valuable than they give themselves credit for, which was highlighted by the way OP wrote his post & comments. I don't believe that anyone has the ability to fully understand the inner workings of a stranger's relationship based on a Reddit post. But I do believe that Courtney (& others like them) have the ability to read beyond what is said to how it is said. It's a common theme of this show that people unknowingly reveal their true selves by the manner in which they speak (write) moreso than what's actually said
@@frankcaggiano8282 Also, I wouldn't say that I "idolize" Courtney lol I enjoy their content & wanted to comment something nice about a thing I noticed. That's the extent of it. I'm a 40-year-old mom. I'm far beyond my 'idolizing influencers' years lol
I'm not really sure what you mean about the world falling apart at the seams either (let alone how my comment illustrates it). I think you might be reading a little more into this yourself, Frank 😉
@@frankcaggiano8282 are u a 40 year old man that assumes everyone has a tiktok account 😭 i mean jesus christ lets use our brains people it's obvious that comment wasn't idolizing
@@frankcaggiano8282 u really are an old man on the internet if u use shane as a ur example and say their ALL out of touch, i cant even
"A failure of sex ed." - Straight Facts
“He just sat on a char and got an idea!” might be a new favorite Courtney line of mine
For the MIL’s ashes story, the fact she could tell something was up from the WEIGHT OF THE URN should show just how much she cares for/about it. He clearly left how much she cares about it out to make what he said to her sound even the slightest bit justified. Asshole. 100%. I hope that girl is safe and can find peace for her mom, I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone.
Edit: I didn’t expect so many people to see this comment, thank you for the likes!
25:57 “she didn’t tell me to secure the urn so it’s not my fault that her mother’s ashes are in a vacuum at a car wash” the absolute lack of critical thinking skills shouldn’t be surprising yet I remain surprised
Dude could literally have gotten one of those little hand held vacuum cleaners and recovered the ashes too. Like this guy either doesn’t care or is the dumbest person.
The worst part is that he replaced it with dirt. Having less ashes cause they’re in the car is one thing, another to vacuum them at a car wash, then add in trying to hide them with dirt/gravel/sand. Each layer is worse than the last, and it’s very clear that he simultaneously cares about the car more than his wife yet lacks the critical thinking skills to prepare for a bad situation.
Straight up. He knew he was being trusted to transport this urn SAFELY, and how important this task was, and he made the wrong choice at every turn
Smosh should do an 'ask Shayne' where viewers can submit mail to Shayne and he can give life advice.
“Is she chill? No she was burned.” 💀💀💀💀
First story, on surface level seems fair, or close to fair, but the fact he got banned, he surely went way way harder than he admitted.
You're right I never thought about that
Let's be honest here, interrupting a full combo should get you the death sentence
It was never fair. Hot take maybe, but raising your voice at a kid is literally never okay or something that can solve anything. My parents are both teachers and hammered that principle into my head when I was growing up (without yelling lol)
@@stormwalkers98 sure but it isn't some random strangers job to parent that kid. it's different if a parrnt or teacher yells at a kid, they are responsible for that kid.
it's the parents fault.
@@jurgnobs1308it’s the parents fault, yes, but raising your voice at the child immediately makes it your fault. Escalating the situation as the one in a position of status over the child (age = status) will always make you the asshole, especially if you don’t know this kid. Unless the yelling was literally to avoid some imminent physical danger, it is never okay.
You could visibly see the joy of life leave Spencer's eyes when Shayne read the "She thinks Obama was the one who gave the "I Have a Dream" speech" aloud to him. 😂
Imagine that 8 years from now, somewhere, someone is told by his father that their parents met because his father was banned from an arcade when he was about to get a full combo. That kid was a time traveler.
idk why but the "i have a dream speech" in Brock Obama's voice is making me die laughing, I genuinely think I'm having a hart attack
"I'm an urn half full kinda guy" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Outdoorsy Australian here - it IS really difficult to spot a platypus. They are real and they are awesome when you see one. They are super shy.
That's what someone controlling the platypus conspiracy would say 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
And tbf, the person that discovered them didn't think it was real either, they had to dissect one to make sure it wasn't a fake lol
I read your comment in an Aussie accent
The timestamp saying “my partner keeps complaining about my eggs” absolutely sent me 😂
“Was she chill? No she was burned” 😂
The only thing worse than vacuuming up the ashes was doing it at a carwash where there's no way to recover the other half of the ashes. Just go to a Walmart, get a like $20 little hand vac, then vacuum the ashes up. That way, all thats in the bag is the ashes and maybe a little dust from the car. This guy sounds like the kind that keeps his car fairly clean so it shouldn't be an issue
Yeah, like, it's really not that hard to find a way to collect the ashes, not lie about it, and not be so callous about someone being hurt.
That whole story sounds fake as hell. Usually ashes are in a bag in the urn, and after that long unless they are routinely shaken and stirred can become solid.
Also how hard is it to tell your damn wife "almost got hit in traffic, mom had an accident in the car. So need to clean her and put her back to bed"?
@fetishnun If it's real, no person in their right mind would be on this guy's side. I wouldn't be surprised if she divorced him soon after this. Because he just proved to her that he held no respect for her mother but also her because he wasn't honest with her and tried to trick her into thinking it was her mom's ashes.
The "I told my wife she isn't famous" guy definitely isn't concerned that he and his wife don't spend enough time together because he CHOOSES not to spend time with her at events that are important to her. He chooses not to be interested in the things that matter to her (he called the charity events she attends boring.)
Yup, if he really wanted to spend time with her, it wouldn't matter that the events are "boring" because he'd still be there with her. He is 100% jealous of her new life and angry that he can't control her anymore.
i kinda agree, a part of me wonders if she also takes part in doing things that he wants to do, or is the only time they rlly spend together is at her charity events? bc i feel like in relationships you should share activities each person wants to do
@@heyitzsamuraiYes, and that means BOTH should be engaging sometimes in each other's interests. The fact that he refuses to spend time with her at hers is a big red flag.
@@heyitzsamurai Yes that's definitely part of the story we don't have. It makes me wonder what he missed doing with her from before when they spent more time together and what they do together now when she does have time to spend with him. Is it a case of "I miss her being home to make me dinner" or is it a case of "I wish we had more time cuddling on the couch watching movies together"?
@@heyitzsamurai To a extent, it... doesn't matter? One. He's the one complaining about it so if he wants to spend time with his wife, then that's on him, not on her. two. She's obviously very busy and is willing to take him with her so she's willing to spend time regardless of what he wants it or not, it's not her problem. She just needs someone who can back her and be her cheerleader regardless, his wife likes doing this thing so he should just like the fact his wife likes it, even if he doesn't like the events.
I love how for most of the last story I was like ".....alright, so she's a little dumb, she's not harming anyone with her lack of knowledge." _and then I heard OP wanted an intervention I was like " _*_THERE IT IS! NOW WE KNOW WHY IT'S ON DEVIL REDDIT! PACK IT UP!_*_ "_
That's not being "a little dumb", that's being a danger to society. I question whether that story is real but if it is, she needs to be removed. It's only a matter of time before she kills someone because of another idiotic belief she has. Courtney made a good point about her asking questions to learn but the problem is that she legitimately argued about the cause of moonlight. She's simply too unintelligent for her own good.
That's crazy. The vacuum guy made his wife leave after an argument, which is how her mother died in the first place.