The droids do believe in a god. We don't know much about them but gonk droids go around spreading the word and "gonk gonk" is apparently all the droids need to hear to believe. It is illegal to translate it.
He didn't even want to be commander of the droid army in the first place lmao, he's a massive droid racist, just like Obi-Wan. The previous commander, Sev'rance Tann, died some months after the battle on Geonosis, and from that point forward; the separatists just kept annoying Grievous, offering him this promotion that he kept rejecting, Dooku had to come all the way down just to tell him "it's not a choice, take the damn job and lead those stupid droids or else we'll take away your lightsabers"
In Matthew Stover’s novelization of Revenge of the Sith, he kills several of the Neimoidian crew of Invisible Hand by smashing their skulls, just because they irritated him.
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl Of course? He has machinery that is complex, it requires electricity. I'm talking about his body of course, not his alive bits which don't require batteries.
I never get why battle droids need escape pods or get scared. The whole point of the droid army is supposed to be that they are relentless disposable emotionless soldiers
They were like that in the first 2 Prequal movies, but that changed in the Clone Wars after they had new programming that allowed them to become independent thinkers.
Going too long without memory wipe leads to droid start developing personality and self awareness in star wars universe. But no one has time to regularly wipe millions of droids mid war. So pretty much all of them develop personality.
Comedic relief to make them more appealing to younger audiences. I kinda like there characters but it doesn't make much sense from a logical point of view.
Who would win: Grievous or Pong Krell? I'm not talking about fighting each other either, I mean which one could kill all their own troops quicker than the other?
@@UncleAsmos2005 In hindsight, Krell’s actually really lucky that Rex, Domino and the other clones killed him first. Because if Anakin returned to Umbara and found out what he was doing to his boys, I guarantee you that by the time Anakin was done with that traitor there wouldn’t be enough left of him to fill a tea cup. I mean he would not be so merciful as to just shoot him and be done with it.
@@monsoon1303 Wouldn't be so easy though. Remember, Pong Krell is a beast of a Jedi Master that dual wields 2 TWIN-BLADED LIGHTSABERS that are the size of the average persons wrists. Definitely would have been a challenge for Anakin to face alone good thing the clones would probably be there to help hunt him down. Would've been awesome to see.
"You expect victory over Jedi, but all you give me to fight them is BATTLE DROIDS!" Even I have to admit he has a point there, and I always rooted for the Jedi.
@@basedbattledroid3507 Mostly through sheer force of numbers and even then, 200+ Jedi were able to destroy thousands of battle droids before they were overwhelmed. It takes hundreds upon hundreds of battle droids to reliably take down a Jedi.
@@basedbattledroid3507 Not necessarily. There are only two guaranteed ways to kill a Jedi; overwhelming force and catching them by surprise, usually both at the same time. Besides, Star Wars has shown that as long as they remain focused, Jedi can overcome nearly all opposition. Look at Luke Skywalker vs those dark troopers.
@@samalvey8168 well, you are kinda right, but in Legends a lot of blaster users and even people like Jedi Temple Guards are able to kill a Jedi, they may be strong and all but it only takes strategy to defeat them.
@@pen118 I believe the droids have some kinds of generalized AI, which is advanced enough for them to understand orders and make some decisions, but not advanced enough for them to make complex reasoning needed for tactics and strategy. Most likely, implementing a better AI seen in droids like Tactical Droids is expensive, and requires the droids to possess more processing power, more memory, etc. And so, it makes sense to have the battle droids be "stupid" but just smart enough to battle, since that's their job.
@@lucass8119 Indeed Battle Droids were designed to be cheaply mass produced. The strategy and tactics were left to droids with smarter AI but ofc they were much few in number.
@@lucass8119 Close, They actually have closer to a hivemind AI, individually or in small groups theyre intelligent enough to receive and follow orders but get them in larger platoons or in massive armys like in the fight for naboo or the clone wars and they share sensor data, which translates to them being able to shoot better, make better tactical decisions (as a whole not individually) and sort of "covers" the "fear" they "feel". Youre right in that better AI systems are more expensive and require more processing power etc, But sometimes 16cores running at 2GHz is better than 1 core running at 32GHz, Which is exactly the idea behind B1 droids.
@@bq1013 Occasionally we see individual battle droids make decisions on their own, in the form of quirky one-off response, or running away when the rest charge in and get killed. So, think they do have some generalized AI like all droids, where they have their own personality and can make some decisions. However, I don't think they have the ML training or processing power to make complex decisions, hence why we have tactical droids. It seems to me the b1s are more designed to largely blindly follow orders, whereas the tactical ones are designed to be skeptical and perform reasoning, hence why they are more resilient to deception (i.e. less gullible than b1).
1:33 My favourite one of them all! “Is your transmitter working?” “I don’t know, I haven’t used it yet.” *Grievous launches droid in the air* “Alright, I’ll check on it!” “Stupid battle droids!!” 😂
@@ethanschmid4104 “Get back in that pod! We need to send a signal out to the rest of the fleet.” “Roger roger. But I must inform you, sir, there are multiple life forms approaching from the east and west.” “Battle positions!”
yeah they really did him dirty in the show. which is especially insulting, considering they hyped all th eother villains up. dooku, maul, savage opress, ventress, cad bane. all are portrayed as incredibly skilled badasses. only grievous, who is supposed to be THE jedi hunter of the time, is nerfed and used as comic relief. its pretty sad, and the only thing that TCW really fucked up
@@JR-bf8su I think they left Dooku’s original exposition for media waaaay the fuck off in the distance like the Tales of the Jedi, just to broker off against how little Dooku there was in the prequels vs. how important he actually was to the story. If they got stuck in a bind (which, to an arguable degree Lucasfilm has) they could always flesh out Dooku’s history and mine that up. One of the biggest tells on this is how little of Dooku has been broached in the canon comics or novels, outside of all of the Dooku/Qui-Gon stuff and Vader freshly travelling to Serenno and threatening the nobility to murk itself or face total annihilation as a security deposit of Imperial fear against the fact that he just murked their leader
@@fives. Not really an excuse for how shallow Dooku is in TCW. Tales of the Jedi wasn't even a concept when TCW was on tv The reality is that they simplified all their legacy villains in TCW, because at the time their interesting development was all in books or comics, which they didn't care to redo onscreen.
Yeah, they're very expensive, the Separatists only had a few hundred of them in their army throughout the clone wars, because the price of just one Droideka was roughly the same amount as the cost of producing 200 B1 Battle droids Their manufacturers were very eccentric too, some days they arbitrarily decided that they didn't want to be paid in credits and they'd ask to be paid in gungan tongues or some other type of rare meat. They probably would've been made obsolete if Wat Tambor had been allowed to produce his B3 Battle Droid prototype, it was basically a B2 super battle droid but slightly bigger, smarter, had more built-in weapons and it was immune to lightsabers and blaster fire, not because of an energy shield, but because of the metallic plating, which was created utilizing a new process and new, previously undiscovered alloys, it would have been faster than a droideka, easier to produce and much cheaper overall. The only reason they didn't go into production and remained in the prototype stage was because Darth Sidious told them not to make any more. He saw them as a genuine threat to the Republic, just a handful of them would have been able to wipe out an entire legion of clones.
@@basedbattledroid3507 it makes sense that relatively few were produced but doesn't a few hundred seem a bit small? It's said that there could've been a few billion battledroids if I remember correctly.
@@rigrug1 Scale for star wars is really fucked in the clone wars, its said the clone army was basically like 5 million active troops... thats it, for a whole galaxy. For perspective, North Korea has a theoretical 10 million. Scale is completely busted.
Gotta say I feel sorry for General Grievous. Imagine having to put up with MILLIONS, perhaps TRILLIONS of soldiers of such incompetence on a daily basis while you're trying to fight a war. I'm not surprised he's so angry all the time.
@@howardlanus8467 dude if you give them some intelligence even normal intelligence and they see you reprogramming there fellow droids there gonna turn on you and probably make you there slave or even kill you. and if you thought about this you make like a protocol to the droids there gonna figure it out code never dies it’s slippery. So my best option is to just treat them as organic beings like humans but not animals thats how you know there gonna turn on you.
To be fair, if the escape pod is going to be destroyed with the ship anyway, you don't lose any money by having the droids take the pod and you actually save money by keeping a few droids.
@@lucass8119 on top of that, the escape pods when near a planet can wind up doubling as drop pods for all those battle droids. Just when the enemy may think them dealt with, they start popping up all over the surface. In fact, the announcement on the speakers said "All droids to the landing craft".
He’s just like Darth Sidious he never cared about anyone either. Just raise an army for one thing to see them die rather than trying their best to please them.
Grievous treats them like punching bags and slaves rather then foot soldiers. Grievous: stupid battle droid wait until i deal with you on Uthapa. Me: why you take this guy for? Battle droid 1: because he’s bigger. Super battle droid: he’s bigger? Battle droid 2 :when he uses to be… Battle droids : little! General grievous: what are you staring at me for?!
I don't want to be that guy, but if I remember, the battle droids were cheap to produce. which in my mind makes it funnier because he can always get a replacement to abuse
Really? Let's see...you tore ones head, let 16 loose all battery, threw one off a bridge just because he said obi-wan was impressive, slapped one because he was a bit like a stormtrooper, I could go on and on...welp, time to file a court marshal....oh wait your don't have any type of court marshal system...oh well, not my problem.
Actually in the Utapau arc we would’ve had another Anakin and Grievous encounter and yes Grievous actually sees him for the first time without any droids in his way
Grievous was Sidious’ way of slowly picking off the Jedi Order with the express notion that the Council wouldn’t be stupid enough to send the Chosen One off to face down the Galaxy’s resident Jedi Hunter, they would send supposedly experienced masters instead, so Sidious got his apprentice AND wiped out a serious chunk of the Jedi Order pre-66, a double win. He just didn’t allow for Kenobi even Yoda to a degree that was a strategic blunder. As a by-product, Grievous and Obi-Wan became well acquainted.
They never met. They had encounters but it was never a formal meeting. They've both seen holograms of each other though. Anakin and Grievous were near each other in space, during the Gungan episode where Grievous was defeated, except Grievous couldn't see him properly, and Anakin was unconious, and than finally during the Uatpau Arc, where Anakin was looking ahead and didn't see him, and Grievous was probably not paying attention to him since Obi-Wan was mocking him.
I have to sympathize- what kind of soldier responds to an equipment status check with "I don't know I haven't used it yet!" in a snotty voice? That's asking for it.
It’s basically Matthew wood talking to himself because he voices grievous and the droids Just like how Dee Bradley baker talks to himself as the clones
Especially the OOM specialist models on the bridge, not all OOMs can retain the specialist programming, and memory defrag sometimes has to be skipped to avoid unintentionally wiping said programming from their memory core. Though even ordinary B1s would get expensive really quick at the rate Grievous wrecks them, to the point I wonder if he's charged for their loss and hasn't realized it yet, if he'd even care.
The battle droids were often portrayed as rather simple-minded and played for laughs in the animated series, but I think they were genuinely terrifying in the vast numbers shown in the prequel trilogy. Not to mention that they are easily smarter and more competent than a lot of people nowadays.
Unlike Obi-Wan and Anakin, who treat those the clones like they’re closest friends and brother figures . Grievous treated those droids like they’re his unworthy slaves getting ready to meet their permanently dismissals.
You know what General Grevious has? Anger issues. All he has is extremely super aggressive anger issues. I find it a little bit funny whenever he’s takes it out on the battle droids. But I still feel bad for the battle droids, no matter how funny they can be.
I like to imagine that droid the grevious took out is the same one every single time. What a grevious life it would be for a droid if he get rebuilt each time only to be abused by his boss again
Anyone else find such humor in that scene in which Dooku tells Grievous not to destroy B-1s out of anger as they are "Expensive?" If that's the case, then Dooku is an old fool falling into a price gouging trap.🤣🤣🤣
A droid saying "Oh my God!" raises a lot of deep questions.
Should’ve been “Oh my Manufacturer” instead
@@VXAkane Or, as CP3O would say; "By the Maker!"
Roger roger
I literally questioned this ever since I saw this episode of clone wars
The droids do believe in a god. We don't know much about them but gonk droids go around spreading the word and "gonk gonk" is apparently all the droids need to hear to believe. It is illegal to translate it.
I can see why Grievous was never given command of living soldiers, there would be viscera everywhere.
Imagine him caving in the Skull of a CIS millita men with his metal hand or smacking ones jaw off
He didn't even want to be commander of the droid army in the first place lmao, he's a massive droid racist, just like Obi-Wan.
The previous commander, Sev'rance Tann, died some months after the battle on Geonosis, and from that point forward; the separatists just kept annoying Grievous, offering him this promotion that he kept rejecting, Dooku had to come all the way down just to tell him "it's not a choice, take the damn job and lead those stupid droids or else we'll take away your lightsabers"
@@basedbattledroid3507 Wait obi wan was a Droid racist?
@@Jak239JC "Flying is for Droids"
In Matthew Stover’s novelization of Revenge of the Sith, he kills several of the Neimoidian crew of Invisible Hand by smashing their skulls, just because they irritated him.
Boy, this is a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back.
I still can’t seem to hit anything.
Rrrragh
Lol
Roger roger
RRRRRAAHHH!
Grievous, those battle droids are expensive.
Droid: "Sir, we need to get our power recharged."
Grievous: "I don't have such weaknesses!"
He likely has a really expensive and efficient battery, you don't just put expensive stuff on expendable quantity over quality droids.
@@anoon- Ah, yes. The negotiator.
@@anoon- Would Grievous even need a battery?
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl Of course? He has machinery that is complex, it requires electricity. I'm talking about his body of course, not his alive bits which don't require batteries.
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl he doesn't need one for his organs but for his arms and legs and stuff
I never get why battle droids need escape pods or get scared.
The whole point of the droid army is supposed to be that they are relentless disposable emotionless soldiers
They were like that in the first 2 Prequal movies, but that changed in the Clone Wars after they had new programming that allowed them to become independent thinkers.
Going too long without memory wipe leads to droid start developing personality and self awareness in star wars universe. But no one has time to regularly wipe millions of droids mid war. So pretty much all of them develop personality.
Comedic relief to make them more appealing to younger audiences. I kinda like there characters but it doesn't make much sense from a logical point of view.
@@Epic-pf8od makes sense when you read nukes comment
@@thatcoke-a-colaguy2321 Not really, it's just a convenient way to explain away loopholes created by real-world marketing decisions.
Who would win: Grievous or Pong Krell?
I'm not talking about fighting each other either, I mean which one could kill all their own troops quicker than the other?
Pong Krell. The fucker actually wants them to die. Greivous just lashes out against their stupidity lol.
@@UncleAsmos2005 In hindsight, Krell’s actually really lucky that Rex, Domino and the other clones killed him first. Because if Anakin returned to Umbara and found out what he was doing to his boys, I guarantee you that by the time Anakin was done with that traitor there wouldn’t be enough left of him to fill a tea cup. I mean he would not be so merciful as to just shoot him and be done with it.
@@monsoon1303 now that I think of it yah especially if Ashoka was there with him
@@monsoon1303
Wouldn't be so easy though. Remember, Pong Krell is a beast of a Jedi Master that dual wields 2 TWIN-BLADED LIGHTSABERS that are the size of the average persons wrists.
Definitely would have been a challenge for Anakin to face alone good thing the clones would probably be there to help hunt him down. Would've been awesome to see.
@@BthereorBsquared but can he resist a Force choke?
"You expect victory over Jedi, but all you give me to fight them is BATTLE DROIDS!"
Even I have to admit he has a point there, and I always rooted for the Jedi.
Although the battle droids were pretty good at killing jedi in attack of the clones.
@@basedbattledroid3507 Mostly through sheer force of numbers and even then, 200+ Jedi were able to destroy thousands of battle droids before they were overwhelmed. It takes hundreds upon hundreds of battle droids to reliably take down a Jedi.
@@samalvey8168 but a jedi has to train since childhood to be a competent warrior and droids can be produced in five minutes, Jedi are toast
@@basedbattledroid3507 Not necessarily. There are only two guaranteed ways to kill a Jedi; overwhelming force and catching them by surprise, usually both at the same time. Besides, Star Wars has shown that as long as they remain focused, Jedi can overcome nearly all opposition. Look at Luke Skywalker vs those dark troopers.
@@samalvey8168 well, you are kinda right, but in Legends a lot of blaster users and even people like Jedi Temple Guards are able to kill a Jedi, they may be strong and all but it only takes strategy to defeat them.
Grievous makes the same noise Everytime he wants to destroy a droid
*tobacco lungs growl intensifies*
Gyahhhh!
BLAAAAGH _asthma intensifies_
Rawwwrr
Imagine you are a droid and hear this sound*
I'd say the most crule part of this video is when the Droids shut down from no battery power; that's their equivalent to starving to death, yikes! 8|
More like their energy is depleted so they go into a coma.
@@CountTentacula That's, arguably worse; not quite dead, but not quite alive either. 8|
@@tommyfox854 In other words it's like working a dead end job.
@@chrisheard5727 Yup, pretty much- wait a bloody minute; what exactly do you mean by that?
@@tommyfox854 Exactly
It’s so cruel seeing Grievous treat droids like his personal punching bag, but it’s funny knowing that droids are to dumb to live
some dumbass programmed it that way
@@pen118 I believe the droids have some kinds of generalized AI, which is advanced enough for them to understand orders and make some decisions, but not advanced enough for them to make complex reasoning needed for tactics and strategy. Most likely, implementing a better AI seen in droids like Tactical Droids is expensive, and requires the droids to possess more processing power, more memory, etc. And so, it makes sense to have the battle droids be "stupid" but just smart enough to battle, since that's their job.
@@lucass8119 Indeed Battle Droids were designed to be cheaply mass produced. The strategy and tactics were left to droids with smarter AI but ofc they were much few in number.
@@lucass8119 Close, They actually have closer to a hivemind AI, individually or in small groups theyre intelligent enough to receive and follow orders but get them in larger platoons or in massive armys like in the fight for naboo or the clone wars and they share sensor data, which translates to them being able to shoot better, make better tactical decisions (as a whole not individually) and sort of "covers" the "fear" they "feel".
Youre right in that better AI systems are more expensive and require more processing power etc, But sometimes 16cores running at 2GHz is better than 1 core running at 32GHz, Which is exactly the idea behind B1 droids.
@@bq1013 Occasionally we see individual battle droids make decisions on their own, in the form of quirky one-off response, or running away when the rest charge in and get killed. So, think they do have some generalized AI like all droids, where they have their own personality and can make some decisions.
However, I don't think they have the ML training or processing power to make complex decisions, hence why we have tactical droids. It seems to me the b1s are more designed to largely blindly follow orders, whereas the tactical ones are designed to be skeptical and perform reasoning, hence why they are more resilient to deception (i.e. less gullible than b1).
1:33 My favourite one of them all!
“Is your transmitter working?”
“I don’t know, I haven’t used it yet.”
*Grievous launches droid in the air*
“Alright, I’ll check on it!”
“Stupid battle droids!!”
😂
@@ethanschmid4104 “Get back in that pod! We need to send a signal out to the rest of the fleet.”
“Roger roger. But I must inform you, sir, there are multiple life forms approaching from the east and west.”
“Battle positions!”
Hilariously general grievous and the battle droids are voiced by the same actor.
Cartoon Network used that as a tv spot when the episode was out for a bit.
Poor Battle Droids
How could people Intend to Destroy These Unique Droids
They have Personalities
Doesn't it seems cruel?
@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 Ah, yes. The joke of the day with General Grievous and his battle droids.
pff couldn't be me, super battle droid gang am i right?
Imagine having to use power for a Life source - this message is brought to you by the brothers of the Republic
*angry noises* -Brought to you by the Wookie gang
@@coursaire2628 Imagine dying because your organs stopped working and can't be recharged
@@scoutman66 Imagine needing 100 of your mates to defeat 1 clone. B)
*G O N K*
I swear Grievous killed more of his own combatants than he did his enemies in this version of the show
yeah they really did him dirty in the show. which is especially insulting, considering they hyped all th eother villains up. dooku, maul, savage opress, ventress, cad bane. all are portrayed as incredibly skilled badasses. only grievous, who is supposed to be THE jedi hunter of the time, is nerfed and used as comic relief. its pretty sad, and the only thing that TCW really fucked up
@@thahoule7924 that and the lack of development on Dooku he’s pretty generic compared to Maul and co, Ventress, Talzin, Krell, and Sidous
@@JR-bf8su I think they left Dooku’s original exposition for media waaaay the fuck off in the distance like the Tales of the Jedi, just to broker off against how little Dooku there was in the prequels vs. how important he actually was to the story. If they got stuck in a bind (which, to an arguable degree Lucasfilm has) they could always flesh out Dooku’s history and mine that up. One of the biggest tells on this is how little of Dooku has been broached in the canon comics or novels, outside of all of the Dooku/Qui-Gon stuff and Vader freshly travelling to Serenno and threatening the nobility to murk itself or face total annihilation as a security deposit of Imperial fear against the fact that he just murked their leader
@@thahoule7924 they should've used the 2003 CW Grievous
@@fives. Not really an excuse for how shallow Dooku is in TCW. Tales of the Jedi wasn't even a concept when TCW was on tv
The reality is that they simplified all their legacy villains in TCW, because at the time their interesting development was all in books or comics, which they didn't care to redo onscreen.
“You wouldn’t let us ride on that creature with you, sir!”
Cuts to scene with every single droid & Grievous crammed onto its back
Hopefully they billed Grevious for the droideka. Those are probably expensive.
Yeah, they're very expensive, the Separatists only had a few hundred of them in their army throughout the clone wars, because the price of just one Droideka was roughly the same amount as the cost of producing 200 B1 Battle droids
Their manufacturers were very eccentric too, some days they arbitrarily decided that they didn't want to be paid in credits and they'd ask to be paid in gungan tongues or some other type of rare meat.
They probably would've been made obsolete if Wat Tambor had been allowed to produce his B3 Battle Droid prototype, it was basically a B2 super battle droid but slightly bigger, smarter, had more built-in weapons and it was immune to lightsabers and blaster fire, not because of an energy shield, but because of the metallic plating, which was created utilizing a new process and new, previously undiscovered alloys, it would have been faster than a droideka, easier to produce and much cheaper overall.
The only reason they didn't go into production and remained in the prototype stage was because Darth Sidious told them not to make any more. He saw them as a genuine threat to the Republic, just a handful of them would have been able to wipe out an entire legion of clones.
@@basedbattledroid3507 it makes sense that relatively few were produced but doesn't a few hundred seem a bit small? It's said that there could've been a few billion battledroids if I remember correctly.
@@rigrug1 exactly yeah
Does he think he can just destroy us and get away with it?!
@@rigrug1 Scale for star wars is really fucked in the clone wars, its said the clone army was basically like 5 million active troops... thats it, for a whole galaxy. For perspective, North Korea has a theoretical 10 million. Scale is completely busted.
I find quite satisfying the way Grievous turns off his lightsaber in 0:54
Gotta say I feel sorry for General Grievous. Imagine having to put up with MILLIONS, perhaps TRILLIONS of soldiers of such incompetence on a daily basis while you're trying to fight a war. I'm not surprised he's so angry all the time.
So if your grievous would you treat them equal or just straight up garbage?
@@JesterJestro Depends on how competent they were. Incompetent droids would be reprogrammed.
@@howardlanus8467 dude if you give them some intelligence even normal intelligence and they see you reprogramming there fellow droids there gonna turn on you and probably make you there slave or even kill you. and if you thought about this you make like a protocol to the droids there gonna figure it out code never dies it’s slippery. So my best option is to just treat them as organic beings like humans but not animals thats how you know there gonna turn on you.
@@JesterJestro Dude there are different types of reprogramming just as there are different kinds of intelligence.
@@howardlanus8467 alright then but just remember this treat machines like humans don’t be cruel to them. otherwise there just gonna turn on you.
When the expendable droids take the escape pods.
The escape pod is probably 10x more expensive than the droid, too
To be fair, if the escape pod is going to be destroyed with the ship anyway, you don't lose any money by having the droids take the pod and you actually save money by keeping a few droids.
@@lucass8119 on top of that, the escape pods when near a planet can wind up doubling as drop pods for all those battle droids. Just when the enemy may think them dealt with, they start popping up all over the surface. In fact, the announcement on the speakers said "All droids to the landing craft".
Why can’t they just be launched out into space? It’s not like they’ll suffocate
@@justinokraski3796
My guess is that they wouldnt be able to enter a planets atmosphere without turning into a melting shooting star
Clankers lives matter lol
woah man don’t use the hard r
Clanker is racial discrimination
C-word bro
CLM Movement
Don't say clanker, that's racist! You can say clanka tho
I really feel him at 1:32. He is severely fed up by that point.
2:11
That droid's laugh will make a fine addition to my collection.
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General Grievious is the typical commisar raising morale by abusing his men
Men…. You mean droids
@@GreenTomas2372 Men Droids it's all the same
Can't expect good things from someone with a name like "Grievous".
He’s just like Darth Sidious he never cared about anyone either. Just raise an army for one thing to see them die rather than trying their best to please them.
@@disneyknightspadilla1406it’s an army of canon fodder Maschines how else was he supposed to use it
Grievous is literally that one manager that you don't want to work with but he's always on your shift
I laughed so hard at 1:34, battle droid responding, "I dont know, I haven't used it yet"
Poor battle droids. They never get the respect they deserve. Trust me, they’re not evil. They are just wildly misunderstood.
Yeah, I feel bad for them in both how Grevious abuses them and how they've been handicapped in the intelligence factor by their creators.
badly reprogrammed droids, original use pushing lawnmowers.
@Paulo SM Yeah. Especially those junk droids that the Death watch used for target practice.
Grievous treats them like punching bags and slaves rather then foot soldiers.
Grievous: stupid battle droid wait until i deal with you on Uthapa.
Me: why you take this guy for?
Battle droid 1: because he’s bigger.
Super battle droid: he’s bigger?
Battle droid 2 :when he uses to be…
Battle droids : little!
General grievous: what are you staring at me for?!
@@disneyknightspadilla1406 Well at least they get to be free from Grievous after Obi wan kills him.
I cracked up when Count Dooku said “General, those droids are expensive. The Jedi are never that harsh with their clones.” 😂
Pong Krell: Allow me to introduce myself
@@mckenzieraynor8436 Well he was losing them on purpose, being a filthy traitor and all.
Expensive? I hope they kept the receipt.
Ki-Adi Mundi: *laughs in Cerean*
@@ndhickson3599 And that's why he was given charge of the Galactic Marines. The most psychopathic clone unit.
Count Dooku: Grevious, those battle droids are expensive
Grevious: IDC
I don't want to be that guy, but if I remember, the battle droids were cheap to produce. which in my mind makes it funnier because he can always get a replacement to abuse
0:30 "Im surronded by idiots" look
@Ethan Schmid *Not this again!! How could your power cells be **_So_** Depleted!?!?*
@Ethan Schmid any more complaints!?!
@Ethan Schmid That’s what I thought.
@Ethan Schmid We are sear- there...almost...
*GENERAL GRIEVOUS:* You had better be interpreting the coordinates correctly!
*BATTLE DROID:* Ohhhh noooooooo... _(powers down)_
1:49
“Wait what are you doing!?”
Battle droid approximately 3 seconds before death
"Uh-oh... uh-oh!"
*insert something happening here*
0:47 that "OH MY GOD-" lol
Any more complaints?
He's a Joestar
@@scottmurphy4278 Nope, I don’t think so.
@@clayton4887 That’s what I thought!
Now let’s find that pod!
1:29 can we appreciate the hero move from that droid who sacrificed his last power to give Grievous the coordinates before he passed out ?? :D
He's actually the smart one, they're almost there, and he can recharge and catch up 😂
We ArE.. sIr.. ThErE.. AlMoSt
It’s funny how this video was suggested after “jedi saving clones”
Looking cute Rahul
I really love how the droids became so lacking in memory wipes and constantly having their programming updated they literally developed sentience
This is gonna blow up soon
Not yet. But soon it will.
Just like the droids grievous punched
That's what she said!!!!!!!
Dooku: Greivous, These battle droids are expensive.
Not even a year later
Greivous abuses battle droids
Droid:I can’t still seem to hit anything!
Stormtrooper: I feel your pain 😭
(They were all fine, I would never hurt my precious robo babies
You're only hard on them because you know they're capable of doing better, but the love is still there. roger roger.
Awwwww
Really? Let's see...you tore ones head, let 16 loose all battery, threw one off a bridge just because he said obi-wan was impressive, slapped one because he was a bit like a stormtrooper, I could go on and on...welp, time to file a court marshal....oh wait your don't have any type of court marshal system...oh well, not my problem.
2:13 dat laugh tho
Its funny because in CW Anakin only met Grievous once and even then it was briefly but Obi-wan cant go an episode without hearing “Ah general Kenobi~”
Actually in the Utapau arc we would’ve had another Anakin and Grievous encounter and yes Grievous actually sees him for the first time without any droids in his way
Grievous was Sidious’ way of slowly picking off the Jedi Order with the express notion that the Council wouldn’t be stupid enough to send the Chosen One off to face down the Galaxy’s resident Jedi Hunter, they would send supposedly experienced masters instead, so Sidious got his apprentice AND wiped out a serious chunk of the Jedi Order pre-66, a double win. He just didn’t allow for Kenobi even Yoda to a degree that was a strategic blunder. As a by-product, Grievous and Obi-Wan became well acquainted.
They never met. They had encounters but it was never a formal meeting. They've both seen holograms of each other though. Anakin and Grievous were near each other in space, during the Gungan episode where Grievous was defeated, except Grievous couldn't see him properly, and Anakin was unconious, and than finally during the Uatpau Arc, where Anakin was looking ahead and didn't see him, and Grievous was probably not paying attention to him since Obi-Wan was mocking him.
1:41 Grievous: Stupid Battle Droids.
Grievous’ droid smacking back hand literally takes their heads off lol.
Good old pimp-slap
1:27 the one that just read him the directions and sounded perfectly fine immediately loses power right afterwards
Their batteries are probably from apple
Imagine how dark and messed up this would be if these scenes involved humans instead of droids
"is your transmitter working?"
"I don't know, I haven't used it yet"
Give me a battle droid army right now, I'd be dying of laughter on every mission
I have to sympathize- what kind of soldier responds to an equipment status check with "I don't know I haven't used it yet!" in a snotty voice? That's asking for it.
yeah, better not tell your commander the truth, might hurt his snowflake feelings.
@@scottmatheson3346 thats not how military operations work.....
Unless that escape pod did not have room for two, that was a really scummy move lmao 0:26
Lmao
Yea but griveous is known for being scummy
😆
0:25
0:22 HEY
Grievous was a brilliant general and tactician cursed with a very low intelligence military to lead. I suppose I can understand his frustration
I freaking love General Grievous
Press F to pay your respect to the unfortunate droids who suffered Grievous fury and anger
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0:26 when I take my Younger Siblings Trick or Treating and they are whining that they are tired, after only 18 City blocks
0:36 Not this again! How could your power cells be so depleted?!
*BATTLE DROID:* You would not let us ride on one of those creatures with you, sir. If you would allow us to close down for a few-- *_OH MY GO--!_*
@@lancecurry7538 Anymore complains?
@@Rover259Wild Nope. I don’t think so.
@@clayton4887 that's what I thought! now let's find that pod!
@@Rover259Wild Yikes.
It’s basically Matthew wood talking to himself because he voices grievous and the droids
Just like how Dee Bradley baker talks to himself as the clones
Count Dooku: Grievous, those battle droids are expensive!
Especially the OOM specialist models on the bridge, not all OOMs can retain the specialist programming, and memory defrag sometimes has to be skipped to avoid unintentionally wiping said programming from their memory core. Though even ordinary B1s would get expensive really quick at the rate Grievous wrecks them, to the point I wonder if he's charged for their loss and hasn't realized it yet, if he'd even care.
i love how grievous hardly talks in any of these, just grunts and punches their heads off
“Stupid battle droids!”
Shows how much Grievous hates his droid soldiers he was in charge of for the clone wars lol
The battle droids were often portrayed as rather simple-minded and played for laughs in the animated series, but I think they were genuinely terrifying in the vast numbers shown in the prequel trilogy. Not to mention that they are easily smarter and more competent than a lot of people nowadays.
0:45
" If you would allow us to close down for a few- OH MY GO- "
*gets cut in half*
" Any more complaints? "
"Uhhh... NO!"
"no!"
"No."
"nO."
"I Don't think so..."
@Ethan Schmid "... Yiiikes!"
Oh my god theres a full conversation in here-
@Julian Vaul is your transmitter working?
@Julian Vaul Ow! Alright, I'll check on it!
0:16 such a wholesome grevious moment, the happy music of him doing something great
Battle droids: *warn Grievous that they’re running out of power*
Battle droids: *run out of power*
Grievous: •o•
I love the lung cancer growl every time he swings at one
Battle Droids in the Clone Wars are hysterical, but I also kinda feel bad for Grevious since he's surrounded by idiots basically
Unlike Obi-Wan and Anakin, who treat those the clones like they’re closest friends and brother figures . Grievous treated those droids like they’re his unworthy slaves getting ready to meet their permanently dismissals.
You know what General Grevious has? Anger issues. All he has is extremely super aggressive anger issues. I find it a little bit funny whenever he’s takes it out on the battle droids. But I still feel bad for the battle droids, no matter how funny they can be.
Never give Grievous bad news.
This is on people’s recommended congratulations
0:28
One of droids slowly says: "E.T. power home" best line
Haha the last video was just sad hahaha, other droid got knocked out instead of the one talking haha
This is the perfect video explaining gym teachers versus students
General Grievous: Prefers to kill Jedi with a lightsaber, prefers to abuse his troops with a backhand.
He treats them like punching bag slaves rather than his only reinforcements.
Grievous rolling his eyes at the droids moaning as they walked was the funniest part of this video
I lowkey feel sorry for Grievous having to put up with such incompetent machines.
To quote The Simpsons: “Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?”
Moral of the story: don’t be in the general vicinity of Grievous.
Those droids have more personality than most people I know.
“We’re hungry and our feet are tired!”
“You’re robots!”
“We were programmed to suffer.”
I like to imagine that droid the grevious took out is the same one every single time. What a grevious life it would be for a droid if he get rebuilt each time only to be abused by his boss again
A grevious life indeed...
0:00 when the teacher is checking on us but i went stupid.
0:22 "That's mine stupid!"
This was one of general, Grevious‘s favorite pastimes, along with collecting light sabers
0:27 this proves that grievous treats these battle droids as slaves when he forces them to walk without any more questions .
1:43 he just running there wrecking them for no reason 😂😂😂
I saw that as well lmao
Ship was rigged for destruction by Obi Wan,if only he didn't literally reveal it to Grievous by a hologram,he would have been a goner.
“Is your transmitter working yet?” “I don’t know, I haven’t used it ye-“ *wack*
1:32
All right, I’ll check on it!
Best scene lmfaoooo
The episode where the Droid were running low on power were comedy gold
Everyday dozens of battle droids get abused and left to be expendable, but you can help
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Plot Twist'!
*General Grievous* - " i programmed the droids to feel pain."
0:48 , right before he got struck, he said 'oh my god'. This may prove that god exist in the star wars galaxy.
Haha! Clankers go boom!
0:55 he almost decapitated that animal by spinning the lightsaber lmao.
Man there aren't enough words to describe how much fun and how much I love Grievous interact with his droid army
A wise droid once said, "Oh my god!"
Any more complaints?
Uh, no! No!
@@lukedelameter7961 That’s what I thought. Now, let’s find that pod.
nice
@@povchakriya6679 Argh, we should be there by now!
man i loved the battle droids i always had some pity for them
0:03 me in StarWars Battlefront 2 multiplayer
These droids have a lot more sass in here than in the movies 😂
Hey Hey Hey watch it!
Battle Droids have souls
0:07 this cracks me up. Obi is so good at deflecting he can just do this casually
Alternative title: General Grievous is essentially an abusive father
Anyone else find such humor in that scene in which Dooku tells Grievous not to destroy B-1s out of anger as they are "Expensive?" If that's the case, then Dooku is an old fool falling into a price gouging trap.🤣🤣🤣
That was actually a pretty smart answer "I don't know I haven't used it yet."
If I started a complaint department, I'm taking me queues from Grievous.
This is funny when you think about the fact Matthew Wood voices both the B1s and Grevious