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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024

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  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis Před rokem +356

    "Uncle Ron is a pedicure" "No, that's different" got me

    • @jonzenbeats1326
      @jonzenbeats1326 Před rokem +8

      Comedy gold xD

    • @JFKCatGaming
      @JFKCatGaming Před rokem +3

      My uncles is a pedicure too idk why he went to jail but he always wanted sleep in my room I think he just weird

    • @guuciixv
      @guuciixv Před 10 měsíci +1

      Theres nothing wrong with pedicures

  • @AlwaysRobert
    @AlwaysRobert Před rokem +295

    I went to Florida once. I went in my senior year of high school with my mom and brother. The first thing that happened when we got off the plane was we boarded a shuttle, and the driver of that shuttle drove straight through a toll gate. Snapped the wooden gate and everything.

    • @Mehmehmeh746
      @Mehmehmeh746 Před rokem +8

      Was it all uphill from there?

    • @AlwaysRobert
      @AlwaysRobert Před rokem +14

      @@Mehmehmeh746 I got to go to Disney world and on a cruise in the Bahamas so yeah, it was a really fun vacation. But that incident is the most clear memory of that trip I have.

    • @evanduckworth9681
      @evanduckworth9681 Před rokem +11

      That’s a real Florida experience. Cherish it.

    • @imeggscellent7117
      @imeggscellent7117 Před 10 měsíci +3

      as a floridian resident if you dont leave orlando with a 4 day hangover, youre doing it wrong

    • @bassad6289
      @bassad6289 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Best Floridian welcome you can ever get

  • @RamenDenominator
    @RamenDenominator Před rokem +230

    "Florida is kinda like the peehole of the country." There's poetry in the soul of this Florida man.

  • @vsaw1
    @vsaw1 Před rokem +135

    Yoo hoo, entomologist and long time fan of both you fine Florida men, at 2:04 y'all found a beautiful specimen of an immature Eastern Lubber Grasshopper (Romalea microptera). Keep exploring the nature around you!!!

    • @es68951
      @es68951 Před rokem +23

      ...but is it a boy bug or a girl bug?

    • @francinebacone1455
      @francinebacone1455 Před rokem +12

      @@es68951 As long as it's not readin te chillern, yall's gonn be jus fine.

    • @violentbenevolence
      @violentbenevolence Před rokem +5

      wow I googled the species and he's right. crazy. props my guy

    • @matc3881
      @matc3881 Před rokem +2

      We used to have hundreds of those gnarly looking things in my old condo's lot. You couldn't even try to avoid smooshin' em when driving through because they would legit swarm the parking spots.
      P.s. I wasn't living in Florida... Debatably worse, Louisiana.

    • @thememetruck6740
      @thememetruck6740 Před rokem +1

      I was just about to ask this! Thank you!

  • @Wernershnitzl
    @Wernershnitzl Před rokem +40

    "I named my daughter Alligator. That's the whole line." So simple, yet so clever.

  • @cheesecakex5stan277
    @cheesecakex5stan277 Před rokem +63

    This is one of my favorite videos you guys have ever made, it feels so much more planned and scripted than the usual improv feel and I love it. Truly hilarious, keep up the good work

  • @AbbyonbRand
    @AbbyonbRand Před rokem +36

    “Did you just name a specific venue?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Chicken_Wing91
    @Chicken_Wing91 Před rokem +78

    As someone born and raised in florida I approve this message

  • @Tuffys
    @Tuffys Před rokem +103

    in some way this is calming and makes me want to go to florida

    • @mr.skeleton5536
      @mr.skeleton5536 Před rokem +2

      Winter Florida is like Florida with the difficulty turned down, that's when I'd go.

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe Před rokem

      We're full fuck off

  • @MaxPrimeisHim
    @MaxPrimeisHim Před rokem +32

    As a Florida Man.. totally accurate … even down to the army gym pants and flip flops in 90 degree weather…

  • @Jesye
    @Jesye Před rokem +31

    Jesus man you are getting buff 💪🏼

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys Před rokem +90

    check on your wife please

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj Před rokem +52

    Florida couldn't sell me on Florida but you guys did, I'll be making holiday plans next year 😂

    • @es68951
      @es68951 Před rokem +6

      Just don't become a pedicure

  • @TheOnlyAiRLiFT
    @TheOnlyAiRLiFT Před rokem +55

    This is hilarious, Cherdleys was killing me with the comments.

  • @userbugs
    @userbugs Před rokem +31

    You're making fun, but as a Florida Man myself I agree with every single point. This is good wholesome content.

  • @zaidhernandez4601
    @zaidhernandez4601 Před rokem +7

    As a Florida man
    I'm pretty sure I've been to that river

  • @voiceofreason2674
    @voiceofreason2674 Před rokem +11

    The swamp is actually beautiful tho , I watched that ad for atlas vpn, just cuz I was mesmerized by the swamps beauty

  • @saml7610
    @saml7610 Před rokem +10

    I did not realize Spence was so buff. Muscle man Spence

  • @aappaapp6627
    @aappaapp6627 Před rokem +15

    The physique is looking good bro!!

  • @SneakyMeeky
    @SneakyMeeky Před rokem +10

    Okay but can we agree Spence has put on some muscle. Man's looking BUILT

  • @albinoyak2755
    @albinoyak2755 Před rokem +9

    This gave me those nature Scene vibes from PBS back in the 90s, that show was the ish!

  • @jordanmungo917
    @jordanmungo917 Před rokem +9

    I unironically found this video relaxing, thank you Spence

  • @elusivemayfly7534
    @elusivemayfly7534 Před rokem +5

    “Weird, turkey-faced freak ducks” cracked me all the way up! And I knew they were Scoby ducks, randomly

  • @SuperBladezz
    @SuperBladezz Před rokem +16

    Chugg seems like a good cousin to have around

  • @bboppppppppppppp
    @bboppppppppppppp Před rokem +16

    at least we're not addicted to machines had my laughing so hard

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment Před rokem +4

    Props to Spence for moving to Florida and growing that super thick mustache just for the vid. very committed creator

  • @DOMOtheNightmare
    @DOMOtheNightmare Před rokem +8

    Why is Spence lowkey jacked?

  • @nikiiixo333
    @nikiiixo333 Před rokem +9

    This is what Florida needed! 🐊

  • @NullVoid2
    @NullVoid2 Před rokem +4

    the duck love part caught me off guard "I watch this happen every day"

  • @pausole-vilaro945
    @pausole-vilaro945 Před 8 měsíci +1

    How is this channel not bigger in subs, amazing content

  • @colinthiel1283
    @colinthiel1283 Před rokem +2

    As a forginer i really want to visit florida, it looks so nice.

  • @neoc03
    @neoc03 Před rokem +72

    "Florida, at least it's not Ohio" is about as honest as you can get.

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam Před rokem +1

      I knew someone from Ohio... once...

    • @johnnysilverhand6045
      @johnnysilverhand6045 Před rokem +3

      Ohio here. It’s sub 50 degrees in may. It pretty well does suck here right now but it’ll be a nice comfortable 95 soon enough maybe in a week after the snow.

    • @franklydoodle350
      @franklydoodle350 Před rokem +3

      Ohio. At least we're not Florida. It really goes both ways.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah Před rokem

      Can confirm. We're addicted to machines AND Fentanyl.

  • @candyman9635
    @candyman9635 Před rokem +9

    I have a hoard of those same Muscovy ducks and I live in Wales. so fun to see the same species on opposite side of the globe.

    • @sinnison23
      @sinnison23 Před rokem +3

      Aye, we have them across Florida as an invasive species. They're really prevalent, I see oodles of them daily in my neighborhood waddling about from yard to yard. Cheers

    • @nevio2658
      @nevio2658 Před rokem +2

      Those ducks are brutal though. I remember seeing(on multiple occasions) them mass swarm a single female and drowning her in the middle of a lake in like a gang circle each trying to mate with her. Shits wild.

    • @candyman9635
      @candyman9635 Před rokem

      @@nevio2658 Nature is cruel.
      The ones in my garden run a train on one of the females, it's entertaining.

  • @Mojokiss
    @Mojokiss Před rokem +5

    I-75 is one long urinary tract infection

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před rokem +5

    3:38 "You won't have sex with the manatees because they remind me of your wife"
    I won't have sex with the manatees because I don't have sex with animals.
    We are not the same.

  • @Foundsoul5
    @Foundsoul5 Před rokem +12

    As a Floridian I approve this message

  • @Lloyd-Johns
    @Lloyd-Johns Před rokem +3

    'And it's on, they ain't wasting time' haha classic

  • @murnoth
    @murnoth Před rokem +6

    Hasn't been posted long enough to see the whole video, but I'll comment like I seen the whole thing through and through. From a Floridian

  • @SLCclimber
    @SLCclimber Před rokem +2

    Bro, were you in the Vapor 95 ad on youtube? Lookin good playa

  • @not_fresh6736
    @not_fresh6736 Před rokem +6

    normalise to eat "ay guanos"

  • @amiraavenetti3692
    @amiraavenetti3692 Před rokem +3

    My friends moving to Florida I miss him already. This was funny and reminded me of him 😅😂😂

  • @sinnison23
    @sinnison23 Před rokem +4

    Checking in from Tampa Bay. Great stuff, just make sure the next ad features our splendorous mosquito hordes. 🍻

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam Před rokem +3

    I live in Florida and this is the best thing I've seen! I can't stop laughing over this.

  • @ganjjabarsmedium2347
    @ganjjabarsmedium2347 Před rokem +3

    I’m sold. Moving to Florida 🙌

  • @tepig52
    @tepig52 Před rokem +2

    " i have 34 assault rifles" now that is florida accurate

  • @alex_lachance
    @alex_lachance Před rokem +4

    Cherdleys’ character sounds like a grown up Bobby Hill

  • @TriggerHippie
    @TriggerHippie Před rokem +4

    you had me at gator

  • @Weird_but_neat
    @Weird_but_neat Před rokem +2

    Damn Spence been workin out

  • @RocoeGames
    @RocoeGames Před rokem +5

    Do the roar

  • @TheRealDaniiBoy45
    @TheRealDaniiBoy45 Před 3 měsíci

    Florida man here, and I can proudly say I’ve swam in gator infested rivers. Lived off the river with a rope swing nearby, swimming to that sh*t all the time, a gator has never messed with me. Legitimately a true story lmao. It’s the crocs you gotta watch out for

  • @AZ3rgling
    @AZ3rgling Před rokem +3

    Allie Gator a cool name

  • @tigerwoods5476
    @tigerwoods5476 Před rokem +2

    This is like if they made an ad for Florida

  • @adamthomas4638
    @adamthomas4638 Před rokem +8

    out of his group that he films with he is definitely the the funniest an he's a master at what he does he plays so many characters an some are spot on he could really pass as some of them love what you do!

  • @cullentaussig
    @cullentaussig Před rokem +5

    Accurate 🐊

  • @TheSageCommander
    @TheSageCommander Před rokem +10

    Ogre weight

  • @56jasa
    @56jasa Před rokem +3

    You're quite ripped, good job!

  • @maxias5
    @maxias5 Před rokem +2

    banger video. why did you delete the subwoofer video tho, that shit was funny as hell

  • @nathanvanderpool1175
    @nathanvanderpool1175 Před rokem +3

    Cer spence actually built

  • @calebk8518
    @calebk8518 Před rokem +1

    Cherdleys is consistently funny in every video he does

  • @DaveFerguson-vh5fn
    @DaveFerguson-vh5fn Před 9 měsíci

    Cousin Chuck sounds so much like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill 😂

  • @smartlp4782
    @smartlp4782 Před rokem +2

    beautiful!

  • @ChalkMuncher
    @ChalkMuncher Před 7 měsíci

    I need more of you two, this skit is so fucking funny 😭

  • @andreitarkovsky3214
    @andreitarkovsky3214 Před rokem +4

    ugh i love shirtless spence🤩

  • @Hal_2189
    @Hal_2189 Před rokem

    Cousin manning the camera is the mvp. I'd visit FL just to meet him

  • @bewareofsasquatch
    @bewareofsasquatch Před rokem +1

    Only 23k views!!!!! No no no! Needs more. I can’t wait for you to pop off

  • @FlyingSugarCat
    @FlyingSugarCat Před rokem +1

    The pedicure n pee holes had me 😂

  • @EtherealCoochRanger
    @EtherealCoochRanger Před rokem +1

    The cameraman is hilarious💀💀

  • @jamzing
    @jamzing Před 8 měsíci

    Thank you! As a creator you tackle alot of topics.
    And the characters are always legit 😅

  • @Tyler-ec2pb
    @Tyler-ec2pb Před rokem +1

    Legend of Chaw vibes

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid Před rokem +4

    Nothing will work unless you do.

  • @LimoneneDaddy
    @LimoneneDaddy Před rokem +3

    Woah this dude is jacked 💪 💪 💪 💪 so Is cheb 😂😂 must be the Florida in them

  • @FartPooperExplosion9
    @FartPooperExplosion9 Před 6 měsíci

    I live in Tallahassee, perfectly accurate

  • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
    @user-lt1jd1ye3v Před rokem +1

    The videographer could just go live in Miami

  • @Awake0226
    @Awake0226 Před rokem +3

    spence u been workin out?

  • @OkDreOfficial
    @OkDreOfficial Před rokem +1

    Bro your underrated this is so funny😂

  • @Dylan-yf5tj
    @Dylan-yf5tj Před rokem +2

    Also, as someone from Ohio. I agree with this.

  • @quest2782
    @quest2782 Před rokem +1

    We had to get a national emergency to finally get water

  • @curlyhairdudeify
    @curlyhairdudeify Před rokem +2

    3:10 He is calling his cousin homophobic... Meanwhile, cousin is focusing on his beautiful shoulders, torso, and crotch....
    5:09 He knows way too much.....
    5:16 Cousin looking at the feet, and toes....
    6:16 LMAO

  • @davidmateo619
    @davidmateo619 Před rokem +2

    “All these Californias”😂

  • @aleksandrulyanov1903
    @aleksandrulyanov1903 Před rokem

    Can we please acknowledge the David Attenborough level of documentary style animal love coverage

  • @frankrambo1157
    @frankrambo1157 Před rokem +3

    Manatease

  • @bewareofsasquatch
    @bewareofsasquatch Před rokem

    “What’s more dangerous” “Probably you against the water like that, cousin”

  • @urmothermia
    @urmothermia Před rokem +3

    “She’s ogre weight- she’s overweight”

  • @newyorkvisionary
    @newyorkvisionary Před rokem +2

    Hot diggity this gave me a good chuckle

  • @austindenard1467
    @austindenard1467 Před rokem +2

    Let’s go!!!!!!!

  • @sixwings6932
    @sixwings6932 Před rokem +21

    I think I would still rather be in Florida than California though.

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment Před rokem +6

      That's crazy. I know a lot of people who haven't been to California think it's terrible because of "LA sucks" but it is SO much better than Florida. I was just in LA for a month and it was honestly awesome.

    • @na-vn5qy
      @na-vn5qy Před rokem +4

      1000%, i'd take florida man over the homeless zombie hordes any day of the week, and that isn't even the worst of californian culture.

    • @brokensky2378
      @brokensky2378 Před rokem +4

      @@na-vn5qy I've been to both, serious preference for California, though not LA.

    • @sixwings6932
      @sixwings6932 Před rokem

      ​@@non_brewed_condiment There's a big difference between vacationing there and living there. I've been there on vacations and it was fun but I would never be caught dead living there.
      I had a friend that moved to portugal because even though he was making 6 figures he was barely making enough to make ends meet.

    • @brix1094fuckhandles
      @brix1094fuckhandles Před rokem +1

      Any place but Texas or the Midwest.

  • @Anton007x2
    @Anton007x2 Před rokem +3

    literally florida

  • @what-eh7km
    @what-eh7km Před rokem

    I wanna go to florida one day

  • @zekek111
    @zekek111 Před rokem +4

    Nah the sex scene was actually perfect

  • @StellaRose18
    @StellaRose18 Před rokem +2

    Kinda lowkey sounds like Yung Gravy

  • @djphilipj
    @djphilipj Před rokem +3

    Boyz will be boiz.

  • @LordDougall
    @LordDougall Před rokem +2

    solid prancing scene

  • @jmorgan87
    @jmorgan87 Před rokem +1

    This is exactly like how I'm The Azaroster

  • @MrNightpwner
    @MrNightpwner Před rokem

    As a floridian, our cousins are also our best friend.

  • @Kyrolia
    @Kyrolia Před rokem +3

    I vibe with this video🐊

  • @davidaznarrozas2127
    @davidaznarrozas2127 Před rokem

    Nice phisique spencer

  • @dant7359
    @dant7359 Před rokem +1

    "that's the whole line"

  • @omgthnkyoubasedgod66
    @omgthnkyoubasedgod66 Před rokem +1

    I'm sorry, cer Spence, but aren't you from Cali?

  • @notnaiagoaway
    @notnaiagoaway Před rokem +2

    eyeguanas hahahaha

  • @goodthingnooneasked
    @goodthingnooneasked Před rokem +1

    what was the original title