When you find out you're 6% Italian
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- When you get your ancestry kit back and you find out you're a smudge of Italian and then you have to go meetup with Jonny & the boys down on 3rd street to pick up a nice slice of pizza from the chity because you've neva left the chity ya whole life and you have shipment coming off the dock you gotta get done or you might have to wack chombody.
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Innacurate. He's not wearing a gold chain or a crucifix
True, huge oversight.
Italains : theres an impostor among us
Those are romanians
And there aren't the pictures of the pope
He’s not out with his cousin vinny playing stick ball
“How’s your mom?”
“She died 5 years ago”
“She’s doing good? Good”
He’s definitely Italian
Wdym ahah
Le due S because that’s how Italians, Greeks, etc, talk when speaking about family lol
@@weirdchamp4601 cazzo dici zi
@@weirdchamp4601 You're right now that I think about it ahah
Shes just doing good leave her alone.
As an Italian, this is false, that tank top was too clean, didn’t move his hands enough, and he didn’t slick his hair back multiple times while he was talking.
He is only 6% not 10 bro.
@@rafaantoniak8003 very true, but Italian is Italian.
or the grandpa sitting behind with a cigar
😂😂😂😂
Hows your mother..
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sylvester Stallone
Και εδώ είχαμε κάτι τέτοιους την δεκαετία του 60
ADDRRRIANnnnnnnnn
@@TheAlchemistIkari YO ADRIAAANNNN
@@anaveragecodplayer2681 χαχαχα Έλληνες παντού 🇬🇷🇬🇷
Are you implying this is *not* Sylvester Stallone?
We Italians never have shoelaces cause we confuse them with spaghetti and slurp those bad boys up immediately
I steal the laces from footlocker and take them home for a midnight snack
JAIL 💀
Are you italian or have italian roots?
True
I thought it was cuz y'all are busy, don't like to be tied up with somethin
Sorry that was a shit pun lol it sounded way more clever in my head
False: as an Italian I say it’s not realistic because he didn’t do enough hand gestures or wear a cross at his neck.
Gli italiani si fanno riconoscere dal pessimo inglese, non c'è bisogno d'altro.
@@giovannibertocci8944 ahahahahahahah verissimo
@@giovannibertocci8944 Bibidiboopee? bibidobopidi boopi
@@jaylenharris2866 atarecarosos mario paritariotoso ersorapo aparetoso
Exactly my friend no cross or gestures
He didn't even say "FORGET ABOUT IT" once.
That's new york italian
@@kingsonkj564
That's what he was trying to be.
Fuget ubot it
Fuhgetaboutid
I was waiting for it the entire time !
This has so much Michael Scott energy...
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
'Me in New York? I own that city. Fuhgedabaoudid'
cringe
Hahaha agree. The office fans holla!!
Totally!
He needs use this character but use a different nationality everytime until he makes it to 100%
@daniel albo "nigga"
Brandon Winger-Air you look like a reddit mod
@@BrandonWingerAir good lol
Genius
Brandon Winger-Air you look like you own 4 dogs and a suspicious amount of jif peanut butter in your cabinets
He definitely knows a guy who knows a guy
You’re so funny. Omg. I laughed so hard. 😂
who knows a guy
Hahahaha si, praticamente si😂
Who knows a guy
Who Knows A Guy
False. He didn't move his hands every time he spoke.
The point is that he is trying to be Italian but knows very little about Italian culture, except for stereotypes which may not be 100% accurate.
@@Sant270 r/woooosh
@@haqd2340 haha redditor
@@Sant270 that's literally the joke
@@haqd2340 Noob.
“Did you watch Goodfellas”
“It’s a good flic”
It is tho
D Tucker it is a good flic De Niro, Pesci and liotta did great jobs in the movie.
"As far back as I can remember i always wanted to be Italian"
DNA test results: 2% Italian
Maybe I am the mafia
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHSKAIJQ
Mi sono sentito identificato
No hablo français
Well I'm 25%, guess I'm a mob boss
This is how it works
@@alexandrasomuano9735 alee italiano
Me when I learn that I’m 1% Italian: Passione. That is the name of our organization
Jojo reference
If you see Bruno Bucciarati tell him that I wanna be adopted!
I wanna be the best gangSTAR
here we sell drugs to kids
PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA
Me: Find out I'm 2% Norwegian. Starts researching Norse mythology.
Starts listening to black metal and wearing corpse paint
becomes thor
Me: Finding out I’m 2% Cherokee.
Starts searching for my sprit animal.
Ragnarok season 2 on Netflix let's goo
Plays for honor
As an italian, it's an innacurate depiction, there's no grandfather sitting shirtless in the yard
YOooooOO, I didn't expect this amount of likes, thank u
commento sottovalutato
@@mariomaiorano1859 agree
Bruh I read " shitting shirtless"
@@hjoan1551 I mean that would also be accurate
That old man is the reason we respect them
“Are you a car mechanic now...
What is that, is that blood”
“Don’t worry about it”
Missed opportunity.
Fugget about it
we saw the video bro
czcams.com/video/xLLAENa8oms/video.html
I’m surprised there is no Giorno Giovanni jokes
As an Italian, this is false.
We would have stabbed the cameraman right after the "what do you wearing?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts
hahahaha
ma hai ragione
Sono d'accordo
@@matteomenegatti7193 mafia siciliana
Damn, people really exposing this fake italian. Almost had me fooled
Lol
He isn't fake ok! He's 6% SO obviously it's not enough to be 100% italian... 🙄
When he said
"Dont come near madara"
I felt that
“Are you wearing a wire?”
“I work at Arby’s”
He didn't answer the question
"Are you wearing a wire?"
*is blatantly filming him*
Is this an American joke I'm too European to understand?
_Number 2 Super size hurry up I'm starving_
@@trashcanman7158 It's a trope from gangster films...
American : 40% German, 40% English, 10% Scottish, 8% Scandinavian, 2% Irish
Same American: "I'm Irish."
lmao facts
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy im literally the same as you pretty much except i have some smaller things mixed in
Yeah and 2% Indian
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy if you were born in America, you're American. Your dad is Italian if he was born in Italy, and if your mom was born here, she's also American. You're more American than anything.
My family is like we probably come from Ireland and I love to kill the mood and say or one of our ancestors just really liked the last name McCarthy and adopted it and we are actually zero percent Irish. 🤣😈
“How’s your mum?”
She died five years ago
“Mum’s doing good, that’s good..”
I Am
50% Russian
50% Italian =
100% Perfection
Why
Plays gangsters paradise.
Ritalin
@@Must.Excelerate good one😂😂😂
The Russians hated the Italians lol
Alternative title: “When The Godfather is your favourite movie”
More like the Sopranos. He reminds me of Paulie with the tank top and hair
Vassily Vodka Oh yeah fair point😄
reminds me of goodfellas
He looks like he killed 16 czechoslovakians. Guy's an interior decorator.
Italian mafia movies are awesome
I love how the Italian stereotype is all about glossy hair.
It’s accurate
@@DaveDotEXE My (very uneducated) theory is that many Italians have curly or wavy hair, so they use pomades (a high shine type of hair product) to slick their hair back because pomade is good at taming curls.
That is 100% true, my hair is greasy and curly af
@@JumpinJackClash Correct. I have very wavy hair, which curl the longer it is, but I've embraced a messy stile by now.
@@JumpinJackClash maybe in 1990 or before luckily not now lmao
being 50% Italian, I wan to say, whether you're 1% Italian or 100% Italian, you're Italian, take it from me.
I'm 100% italian and what this guy is saying is bullshit, take it from me.
@@Ammi553 shut up
@@ryanted8297 no
As 100% crackhead don't listen to anyone, take it from me
@@thelagginggamer1309 based
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I am going to make you a Pasta you cant refuse
:P
sup checkmark
Big fan!
Home delivery available or what? I am out of the states
Didnt expect you here vincenzo
“You watch Good Fellas one time?”😂😂
It's a good flick
Pieru means a fart in finnish
Probably The Sopranos. He's like Tony there.
He's going thru an identity crisis like how RDCWorld was when J Cole didn't drop an album in 2 years 😂
Ale_. Ummm...thank you😂
Can't wait to join Ryan's family business. 4am pickups every night.
O B E Y
wait its yall love your vids
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D O W N B Y T H E D O C K S .
Omg it’s skycorp hi big booty bitches
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”
*Slams trunk*
Mr krabs mafia picture
"You don't come near muh DOTTA!"
_"WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR DNA IS 6% ITALIAN..."_
*Me:* ｐｉｚｚａ ｔｉｍｅ
Im not paying for those...
Spider-Man will be at your place soon. Thanks for waiting.
Mr. Friendship i see you in every comment section
Pizza time pizza time everyone loves pizza time
*PETER PARKER*
As an Italian, that's inaccurate, he used ketchup to simulate blood, he should have used *sugo di pomodoro*
hehe
Vero
tru tru
Verooo
Because he's only 6%
1:41 *the face of a true Italian*
tells him that his mom passed away 5 years ago:
"How's ya mutha?"
😂😂
Ryan went from simp to Italian mob boss, 2020 really toughened him out
Look how far he's grown.
Lol
This deserved 1k likes, so here ya go
Thats how mafia works
“What doesn’t kill you simply makes you.- stranger”
This is literally Michael Scott finding out he' s.02% Italian . . . . dang that would've made a good episode
Michael Smith kinda sounds like Prison Mike ngl
😂yuup
It's funny because Steve Correll is actually Italian
Yup
Any less, he would've sent it back.
Ryan: *breathes*
Cameraman: You literally have no lungs, like that doesn't even make sense
Fake: no gold chain with cross, no fig trees.
he’s missing a gold chain, how can you forget THE GOLD CHAIN
A golden CROSS, we're not slavs
/s
@@paolofranciscopavan6491 golden cross, golden jesus head, golden st. michael medallion, golden corniciello, whatever it is, it's ON A GOLD CHAIN
Cause he’s only 6%
@@addielo823 you're right, then he probably doesn't have an Italian uncle to give him a chain for his Confirmation
Bruh we ain't got no gold chain we're poor as fuck
As someone who’s is 0.00001% Italian I find this incredibly racist
AldoBaglioEZ It’s...a joke...
AldoBaglioEZ R/whoosh
It’s bot racist if it’s true
You dont know what racism is. This is stereotyping.
@Elvis M lol it’s just a joke
The sneaky cheese eatin rat part really got me.
😂😂😂
He got a 9mm in his back and he got atleast a friend who has a pizzeria
This could be a series. You could do irish, jewish, russian.
Sameer Hussein Or we could just change it all and do nothing
Fr fr
If in the irish one he is not a drunk abusive father I will be very unconvinced
Ps: this is the most likes I've ever got on a post
African
I second this
He was talking about his dada.
Don cum knee ma dada
“I’m gonna go get the papers. Get the papers.”
"You got information on me huh....."
"You post it..!"
"Come here ..."
“You wearin a wire?”
“I work at Arby’s” 😂😂
ANSWER THE QUESTION
That's exactly where I'd expect a guy with a wire to work...
“I heard you’re Italian.”
De Niro: “Just a lil bit, lit bit”
Nah nah you insulted him a little bit
@@Perro15hdfaker jimmy two times
Now go get your shinebox.
Hey Jimmy, what's right is right!
Good one.
“Don’t come near my data”
You’d have a harder time convincing me he’s NOT Italian.
Guys do not get offended for us italians. I find it really funny how he portrayed the 20's Mafioso. Good job. I'm expecting the gay French next time
Sei un genio fra
Wait for the hairy Greek
@@jellybrain7207 that’d be southern Italians
@@LogsMaggot dont insult my family
@@jellybrain7207 not an insult
“How’s your mom?”
“She died five years ago”
"your mom doing good? Thats good"
we all saw the video
@@Figbeen party pooper
TOO FUNNY! this guy is funny too
czcams.com/video/QVYqmyMDth8/video.html
the “you dont come neah mah dahta” was the funniest part of the whole video
Fax
I would like to call Italians as 'Scorsese Stereotypes'.
Scorsese is Italian
@@CaptainWaldoe I know that's why his depiction of Italians is authentic.
< 15% Italian people: "I find this veeeery offensive".
100% italian (including me): "Bello sto video!"
yep
forza napoli
Finalmente altri italiani
Eccone un altro
@@effeottantuno che cringe
It's better then when my friend found out he was 1% African American, he made Detroit gangs look soft.
I'm 3.125% African-slave descendant.
So despite my 50% Arabic/Semitic and 43.75% European blood, I am legally allowed to say the N word.
lol black.
Lmaoooooo
@ML KKK lol, your name though.
@@MrAnsatsuken what do u mean legally? Its not illegal to say the n word lol
"Now you sound Slavic or something..."
🤣🤣🤣
Edit: 3:09
3:57 that's a Dr. Evil face 🤣🤣
I’m Italian and this is 100% accurate. In fact my name is Rosco Tony Jaguar
Edit: even if I'm gonna kill the whole vibe, no that is not my name lol. I'm really from Italy though
Then ur not italian cuz its not an italian name at all lmfao
I am really italian and i can tell you this video is at most 20% accurate. The accurate parts were funny but the others not
@@marcomartina4690 Comunque sotto certi aspetti e' da dire che questo è più la versione da """""italo"""""americano, per il resto la sputacchia a terra e qualche altra roba sono 100% accurate
@@mutasci9317 si questo è vero ma non concordo sulla sputacchia. Io non l'ho mai sopportata e la facevano o i vecchi bavosi o i ragazzini scemi finti teppisti che tutti disprezzavano, non è una cosa """italiana"""
Marco Martina raga quello nel video non è lo stereotipo dell’italiano, ma dell’italo-americano
I would literally act like Don Corleone if I found out I was even 1% Italian
@Flat knees Playz probably don corleone on crack
I’m a quarter Italian imma start doing this😂
Idk how much Italian I am but I know for sure I am 😅
That's nothing to Aspire to. Google my name leave the jr out. that's my dad.
@@dominictuttle6400 hahahah
When you find out 1/16 of your ancestors have committed some sort of crime
“Hey I’m prison Mike!”
I did my time in the can! Forget about it!
I'm an Italian person and I approve this message
This is offensive!!
Spaghetti's good
Fucking Jeff I love you man
I'm Italian and this is not offensive at all
Okay!!
Agreed jeff
"How's your mom?"
"She...she died five years ago."
"Where's your mother?"
Asking the important questions.
Ryan could legit be an actor, this is top tier acting
"MAMA MIA PIZZARIA"
-Every italian immediately after waking up in the morning
This ain't real, I didn't hear one bappada boopy.
Or badda bing, badda boom
Da D day is Joey Diaz your only inside to American Italian culture?
Ke koza?
I'm italian and i've never in my whole life said "bappada boopy" if it's a joke idk what it is about
pier99francesco Family guy reference ofc it’s not a real phrase
Lollllllllll then you suddenly turn 600% Italian!
I found you
wow you literally are everywhere
Believe me: not even close to 6%
Wow, some guy with a mustache has a worthy opponent. Your battle with him will be legendary!
Nooo. Everywhere. I’m finding you everywhere!
I really enjoy the voice of reason behind the camera in these type of videos. The twist at the end where he got kinda sad threw me for a loop
He looks like he’ll give me a deal I can’t back out on with tommy
I absolutely lost it when he suddenly started saying “you don’t come near my daughter” with that accent lmao
“Italian” Americans summed up in one vid
From the 19th and 20th century. Pretty much all of them have outmarried since then.
@@warrenbuffet5152 nah little italy is still like this XD I have Italian family in the US and my dad stayed here in Europe
@@dario_fnatic Depends on where you live in the U.S. People have a habit of assimilating to the host culture whenever they live outside their communities.
Yes exactly
Warren Buffet I’m 100% both sides. Full bloodline both sides dna test and everything. We at least 100 people fully extended lol
"I tought italians hated shoelaces" - whyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder how many layers of skin did he exfoliate, while doing the stereotypical rubbing-hands-with-the-towel thing😅😅😅
“You watch goodfellas one time?”
“Aye, good flick”
Lmfaoo 😭
He looks like he has an offer you can’t refuse
" you sound Slavic now" OMG. GO SPENCE!
"You got information on Meh..."
"You wanna work for the family or whet?"
Americans also seem to go through an identity crisis when they hear that they're 0.01% Irish too, start acting like they are the embodiment of Ireland despite having no idea about Irish culture
I'm 1% Irish and 50% German, it's doesn't even matter how different those figures are because I'm equally far removed from both those cultures and can never be either.
Jump around.... jump around
No we don't, but continue believing whatever bullshit about us you want. This video is a joke, you realize that right?
nice profile pic
No one cares. That's so 90s
And that's when Martin Scorsese decided he'd make another film called "Rony, Tony, Jagwire and the missing shoe laces."
As an Italian this hit me personally hahaha
I like the single take of Ryan improving while the cameraman heckles
“She died five years ago” “that’s good, that’s good to hear” “What?.”
It’s an Italian thing
“How’s your mum?”
“She’s fi- she died 5 years ago”
Mom*
@@Vadanovltch mum*
James Norman mom*
@@Vadanovltch mum*
@@Vadanovltch mum*
I'm Italian and I can confirm that my uncles acted just like this
I just found out Steve Harrington is Italian
*Italian Mafia exists*
Martin Scorsese: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!
I LOVE THIS CHARACTER!!! can wait for more (:
What character?
Bruh who does a smiley face like this?
I am impressed that youre able to wait for more, because I really can't wait for more
He’s scary. ;()
Y is ur smiley face like that
He should be playing godfather background music.
I keep coming back to watch this 😂👏
Someone's been playing too much Mafia: Definitive Edition.
Very true
After I played mafia 2 I spoke with an exaggerated Italian accent for a week. I also swore a lot more.
“How’s your mother?” is in Italian. That’s an Italian thing, literally.
not real but okke
what do you mean wtf
@@leonardopoli6206 maybe bcs in Italy it's an habit to ask how is the mom of someone else ahahah
@@ariannalucia598 she wrote "is in italian". I don't get that.
What do you mean? I am Italian and I guess that Italians are not the only ones who usually ask how a friend's family is doing.
“When you find out you’re 50% Anglo”
*Rule brittania intensifies*
"are you watch goodfellas one time?" that shit kill me
The towel is my fav character. I'm not weird
No you're just possibly dumb
Dont forgot to bring a towel!
Seriously I do too, I love the character development of the towel
@Adam Radabaugh only if the towel can come too
**you have been cast for The Godfather 4**
*cast
When almost no Italians in Italy are like this lol.
Moment of silence for Ryan not being able to eat pizza, lasagna or fettucine alfredo