Celebration: Walt Disney’s Draconian Murder Town

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Komentáře • 1,9K

  • @kinyutaka
    @kinyutaka Před 3 lety +384

    Telling us about how there are no ads on CZcams Premium during an ad read.
    Legend.

    • @blitzofchaosgaming6737
      @blitzofchaosgaming6737 Před 3 lety +22

      Alegendly

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +90

      That's my little capitalist heart at work.

    • @eveyoung3656
      @eveyoung3656 Před 3 lety +21

      @@brainblaze6526 You cannot expected us to believe that you have a heart. Not after what you have allegedly done to Danny and now Sam.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen Před 3 lety +12

      The ad read which I’m watching on CZcams premium, you mean?

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +52

      Little capitalist heart is not really a heart at all. It's a throbbing ball of money.

  • @ninjakid1003
    @ninjakid1003 Před 3 lety +413

    "I'm European, we don't believe in that"
    Beautiful.

    • @TheQueenDJ
      @TheQueenDJ Před 3 lety +10

      Agree! We need a t-shirt with that!

    • @TheHarrip
      @TheHarrip Před 3 lety +10

      Ha I was thinking what content he said that. He's said it in the correct context 🤣 you can say what you want in Europe but you can't sue me. 😊 Freedom 👍🤞

    • @TheHarrip
      @TheHarrip Před 3 lety +8

      Sam 🙏🙅🙅the Kanye reference was brilliant. I feel like it accidentally works a day after he explained himself on JRE.

    • @zetsumeinaito
      @zetsumeinaito Před 3 lety +13

      @@TheHarrip I mean, it's the same in the US, it's just people are dumb and think freedom of speech works on everything, when it fact it is just to protect your ass from the government itself only.

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 Před 3 lety +4

      And thats why you got ur asses kicked on July 4th 1776

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar Před 3 lety +103

    Today I'm glad I don't pay for youtube, because I would have missed the irony of seeing multiple Disney ads while watching this.

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 Před 3 lety +4

      The algorithm at work

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm being a pedantic part, but that would not be ironic

    • @ncisfan1002
      @ncisfan1002 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nosuchthing8 But it is ironic, because Disney ads try to sell you the good Disney magic while this video talks about the creepy part of Disney with the literal murder

    • @charmaintrout174
      @charmaintrout174 Před rokem

      🥴🤣🤣

  • @cristinesplinis5815
    @cristinesplinis5815 Před 3 lety +145

    “Underground” isn’t really a thing in Florida; you dig about 2 feet down and hit the water table. 😉

    • @fireball3369
      @fireball3369 Před 3 lety +8

      Especially in central Florida

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Před 3 lety +6

      you mean inches right?

    • @cristinesplinis5815
      @cristinesplinis5815 Před 3 lety +3

      @@UlshaRS Depends on how close to the coast you are. 😉 Could be either, or anywhere in between. 😉

    • @fireball3369
      @fireball3369 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cristinesplinis5815 actually here in Jacksonville (also known as the river city because of how many rivers we have cutting this place apart) you have to dig roughly 10ft down and we’re right on the coast

    • @cristinesplinis5815
      @cristinesplinis5815 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fireball3369 I’m down in Cape Canaveral Just really speaking for our area. 😉

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 Před 3 lety +687

    When are we getting a shirt with a picture of a radiator that reads, "Danny, chill!"

  • @shrimpster101
    @shrimpster101 Před 3 lety +496

    Omg you made it thank you soooooo much

  • @OG_Cool_Cat
    @OG_Cool_Cat Před 3 lety +101

    I live in Orlando. I’ve been to Celebration. Even without knowing it’s history, it is a creepy, unnerving place. You always feel like something is watching you there.

    • @lizc6393
      @lizc6393 Před 2 lety +6

      Bow before the all-seeing eye of Mickey. BOW HUMAN.

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed hahaha I’ve had a few clients in celebration and the people are creepy as well

    • @myboyz9391
      @myboyz9391 Před 2 lety +2

      @@clamcrewcarclub6017 Robots perhaps 🤔 lol

    • @michelleobamasthicccocc822
      @michelleobamasthicccocc822 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol dont be dramatic. It's a corny imagining of classic americana that's full of pretentious d bags but it's not creepy at all. If you want creepy go a mile or 2 either direction away from celebration down 192 and look at all the people yelling at trees pushing shopping carts and begging for money and cigarettes outside the rundown or abandoned crack motels

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 Před rokem +1

      @@michelleobamasthicccocc822mmmmm crack motels 😂

  • @aalhard
    @aalhard Před 3 lety +44

    Simon saying "This should be a movie!"
    Like HE would know, he doesn't watch movies......

  • @Andrani
    @Andrani Před 3 lety +40

    That buffer at the 9 minute mark gave me a panic for a moment, I thought my internet had gone down again

    • @SomaShiori
      @SomaShiori Před 3 lety +4

      Simon I'm seriously adding this comment to this comment as I also thought something was wrong with my internet, but made sure to check the older comments before commenting it myself....you're welcome

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 Před 3 lety +90

    Fun fact: if you take the first letter of the last 14 of Danny's scripts it spells please let me out.

    • @MS-pi4um
      @MS-pi4um Před 3 lety +11

      I hope this is true. I want this to be true.

    • @philipemmons3580
      @philipemmons3580 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MS-pi4um then true, it shall be. I hope that true it is as well...

    • @mrgabifour4
      @mrgabifour4 Před 3 lety +8

      @@MS-pi4um It is, allegedly.

    • @chocoboasylum
      @chocoboasylum Před 3 lety +2

      He could have just made 4 that spell out 'help'. 14 seems a bit much

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 Před 3 lety +4

      @@chocoboasylum I can only assume the though Simon would pick that up too easily.🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @danimitetwitch
    @danimitetwitch Před 3 lety +78

    Disney trying to be an HOA is the best example of why most HOAs suck in history. Too many control freaks up in everyone’s personal business.

  • @damianjaviervediamcmahon7149

    "The Mouse's lawyers are quite litigious "
    "What should we put on the thumbnail"
    DISNEY'S MURDER TOWN!

  • @aidanm131
    @aidanm131 Před 3 lety +190

    When the video starts with Simon exclaiming "Danny no!", you know its gonna be good.

  • @Leblonk1
    @Leblonk1 Před 3 lety +174

    I think we're at a point where we need a "Danny No!" T-shirt.

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 Před 3 lety +37

    It lost me immediately at "neighborhood trees constantly play Christmas Songs"

    • @FhangMedia
      @FhangMedia Před 3 lety +5

      I'd start chopping down the trees

    • @bronhaller
      @bronhaller Před 3 lety +6

      even the idea of taped bird calls and other "ambience" creeps me out... why not have plants that encourage local bird life instead?

  • @cynicalminion
    @cynicalminion Před 3 lety +51

    "why don't you put it underground?" you mean underwater. that's swampland...

  • @DocRobAC
    @DocRobAC Před 3 lety +65

    When my mother and I visited Florida we heard of this place, thought it sounded creepy. It was. The vibe is like a cross between The Stepford Wives and The Prisoner.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty Před 3 lety +6

      I grew up in the town that Stepford Wives was based on, yeah not a fun place.

    • @johngaltline9933
      @johngaltline9933 Před 3 lety +5

      It certainly has a 'The Village' vibe. just need a giant rolling white blob.

  • @vonfaustien3957
    @vonfaustien3957 Před 3 lety +105

    If you pay for something its better...
    Well we now know business blazes stance on the world's oldest profesion

    • @noth606
      @noth606 Před 3 lety +8

      I didn't think of that angle to it, might have to test that out. I live in the Netherlands so it's easy and risk free relatively, but probably includes bonus COVID now.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +19

      LOL

    • @boomerix
      @boomerix Před 3 lety +6

      Well, there are fantasies and kinks not everyone you casually date might be into, sometimes you need a professional.
      (PS: Do it while single or together with your partner, cheating is bad)

    • @falasakari4945
      @falasakari4945 Před 3 lety +2

      @@boomerix I had to read that twice. Are you sure you meant to say "kings"? 🤭
      PS not criticizing, I think it's quite funny.

    • @kristianfagerstrom7011
      @kristianfagerstrom7011 Před 3 lety

      Gatherer?

  • @octavio113
    @octavio113 Před 3 lety +58

    Sam's editing has gotten so good that I have transitioned from listening to the video on the couch before bed, to actively watching it.
    This channel just gets better and better.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +13

      Thanks :)

    • @aaronlaing4244
      @aaronlaing4244 Před 3 lety +3

      @jjust
      allegedly

    • @MrMuz99
      @MrMuz99 Před rokem

      Why do you need to get a S.W.A.T. team for one man who is suicidal? Because, America. The very basis of what they believe in comes back to bite them and the only way to counter it, is to go harder. Everyone should have a gun though, right? 🙄

  • @destinyskiff
    @destinyskiff Před 3 lety +9

    Epcot did become a “kingdom” in Walt Disney World in Orlando. Where they did indeed make that town of tomorrow. It’s just not as big. Epcot is honestly one of the best “Kingdoms” for adults. I spent my 21st birthday getting hammered there drinking “around the world”. Pretty enjoyable time as an adult. I hated it as a kid.

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Před 3 lety +85

    Dammit, Simon, I've been having issues with my internet and when it started pinwheeling I got really concerned!

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC Před 3 lety +11

      Same! I'm having a freezing rain storm and I thought great, now I "Really can't work instead of watching Business Blaze when I should be working" !

    • @renren4m802
      @renren4m802 Před 3 lety +7

      Same! And it was just after he said that Disney are allegedly extremely litigious- and I was like "damn they move fast"

    • @cynicalminion
      @cynicalminion Před 3 lety +4

      i didn't get to share in that momentary panic. youtube thought that was a good time to jump in with an ad, so it just seemed like the ad screwed up the video...

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 Před 3 lety +1

      My WiFi has been flashing like green and red Christmas lights for two days. I yelled to my husband-WiFi in his office-is the WiFi fucking up again before noticing I had all my bars. Thank God he didn’t hear me, hard of hearing from getting blown up in Vietnam, because he was napping. He left at 3:30am, drove 3-4 hours, depending on his foot pressure on the gas pedal, and the popo, to a customer in Tenn, we live west of Atlanta, and was back home before 1pm. I would have felt badly if I woke him up. SEE WHAT YOU DID SIMON, HAD BE SCREAMING ABOUT THE FUCKING WIFI AND HAVE ME RAMBLING LIKE A MORON. I’m better now.

    • @jazzerzzz22
      @jazzerzzz22 Před 3 lety +4

      Not Simon, it's all Sam's fault 😂

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. Před 3 lety +228

    I have an idea for a new channel, it’s based on Biographics but it covers fictional characters like Sherlock Holmes, Bruce Wayne i.e. Batman, Huckleberry Finn, Dracula, Dr. Frankenstein, and thousands of others. The characters are endless and many are mistaken to be true people, you could do multiple characters or a single character in a show. The idea came to me when I saw the episode you did on Sherlock Holmes, it was great and left me wanting more. Let me know if you’ve seen this Simon or Danny and I’ll quit posting it.

    • @bracko2k
      @bracko2k Před 3 lety +7

      Good idea! 💡 👏

    • @TheErr0x0000
      @TheErr0x0000 Před 3 lety +12

      He actually did a Sherlock Holmes one for April fools day one year!

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheErr0x0000 I was going to say. Yes, it was one of their first videos.

    • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
      @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. Před 3 lety +3

      John Garganaut...I mentioned that in the statement, it was a great video.

    • @strawberryowl962
      @strawberryowl962 Před 3 lety +4

      Can you clarify if the channel focuses more on the history of the character's creation or just their in-universe biography? The first one or both togther would be fitting for a Biographics channel.

  • @CryptoTonight9393
    @CryptoTonight9393 Před 3 lety +7

    Disney's deal was he thought he knew what was best for everyone and didnt realize people wouldn't like having their lives under such strict control.

  • @jesscarroll1915
    @jesscarroll1915 Před 3 lety +12

    I love this version of Simon! He's so professional and composed on the other channels. I had no idea he was so wonderfully silly!

    • @ATLmodK
      @ATLmodK Před 11 měsíci +2

      I was blown away by his professionalism when I watched Warographics. I’m an Irish History fanatic and was very impressed with his coverage of Easter Rising, the war of Independence and the civil war. Amazingly good.

  • @HallowqueenCrafting
    @HallowqueenCrafting Před 3 lety +38

    Celebration sounds like a HOA gone insane. There's no way I would submit to the charter.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +14

      fuck the law

    • @darlingnicki9706
      @darlingnicki9706 Před 3 lety +6

      All I could think when listening to his list of rules was, "so this was the beginning of hoa's."

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei Před 3 lety +2

      @@brainblaze6526 I'm Neutral Good, but there are a LOT of times when one should, in fact, FUCK the law.
      Or at least those who are upholding/abusing it.

  • @WolfNoUrden
    @WolfNoUrden Před 3 lety +80

    Epic "Video Unavailable" timing Sam 😂😂 You definitely fooled me!

    • @seekertosecrets
      @seekertosecrets Před 3 lety +1

      Fooled me too!

    • @SovereignwindVODs
      @SovereignwindVODs Před 3 lety +1

      I was also fooled

    • @BarryCarter
      @BarryCarter Před 3 lety +3

      for a moment... Then I woke my family up laughing so hard. Thanks Sam

    • @oxoalan1
      @oxoalan1 Před 3 lety

      Simon thinks he can rule the world, but post-production has final control. Brouhahahaha!

  • @richardarmstrong9770
    @richardarmstrong9770 Před 3 lety +21

    Mickey Mouse: Ha ha ha Pete, Goofy take Mr. Meyer Goldberg and Jasper Jefferson to the death pond they have committed to many infractions at the reeducation cam-......i mean school

  • @IJustWantToUseMyName
    @IJustWantToUseMyName Před 3 lety +3

    The suicide is horrible, I’m not making light of it, but when he said they sent in a robot, my immediate mental image was Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents.

  • @renchesandsords
    @renchesandsords Před 3 lety +71

    "Danny Noooo"
    Me: Danny yes

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR Před 3 lety +4

      Danny chill

  • @joesharp2579
    @joesharp2579 Před 3 lety +213

    Wouldn’t you hate to be Danny. Slaves over a computer for hours and puts together an opus of entertainment every three days and sum bald goofball gets to read it aloud and gets all the glory. #simondoes #squat

    • @thymythymyth
      @thymythymyth Před 3 lety +10

      Not all the glory; he’s paid

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 Před 3 lety +23

      #freeDanny. #unchainSam

    • @zogian5991
      @zogian5991 Před 3 lety +15

      #cancelsimon

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 Před 3 lety +10

      @@zogian5991 allegedly 😆

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 Před 3 lety +10

      The fact you think 'The Beard' let's him have a computer is laughable 😃 They are written in his own blood on the floor of the basement. Just to be dictated and washed away every day. Sam is in no better condition. Alegendly

  • @Sir.Craze-
    @Sir.Craze- Před 3 lety +32

    *Simon* "we're adults! We want to drink and watch movies with blood"
    Me: "Yeah, and have more then two people in a bedroom at the same time!"
    *Simon:* "...please, make your own point's"

  • @dangerousmythbuster
    @dangerousmythbuster Před 3 lety +12

    Celebration, what every Homeowners Association dreams to be when it grows up.

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative Před 3 lety +80

    "The red shirt crosses the road." 🤣
    Well if it was The Red Shirt crosses the road that could be the set-up for a Star Trek landing party joke...
    But seriously, Duolingo has asked me to translate "The bear is eating the man" on more than one occasion. 😶

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR Před 3 lety +14

      I dunno what the red shirt did to upset the road but maybe that's why he keeps dying in all those star trek episodes.

    • @jkst4268
      @jkst4268 Před 3 lety +4

      It's duolingo it's just giving a hint of what will happen if you lose your streak

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz Před 3 lety +2

      🖖

    • @snowangelnc
      @snowangelnc Před 3 lety +4

      I used Duolingo a couple years ago to prepare for a trip to the Netherlands. I don't remember much now, but for some reason to this day I know how to say rhinoceros in Dutch.

    • @glibaudiostories
      @glibaudiostories Před 3 lety +4

      In the Irish one it's asked me to translate "the deer speaks Irish" multiple times lmao like hon if a deer is talking to you in Irish, you have bigger problems to worry about: namely your sanity

  • @giantred
    @giantred Před 3 lety +20

    The last time I was this early Simon was only hosting 23 channels and not having an existential crisis

  • @chrisleneil
    @chrisleneil Před 3 lety +8

    As a person from Orlando, I live near-ish Celebration. When it first opened, people kept wanting to meet there for lunch.
    I went twice. Had a panic attack both times.
    Yeah... it’s quite unnerving, as if the whole town has the ‘Uncanny Valley’ effect.
    But I am naturally inclined to distrust things like shiny facades, fake birdsong & BGM in a ‘real-world’ scenario. Probably comes from growing up around theme parks.
    BTW, I never knew so many people from my area would be distressed by the Osceola pronunciation! All tourists fail trying to say Kissimmee, so I assumed it was understood that our area should come with a pronunciation guide. (Though I admit I hadn’t a clue you meant Osceola when you first pronounced it! After that, I just enjoyed the linguistic journey into imagination.)
    On the upside, we have a kinship with Danny due to Rotherham!
    ETA: 16:04, did Sam use Wayne Brady because he worked at WDW? Genius!

  • @AnotherWriter815
    @AnotherWriter815 Před 2 lety +3

    I visited celebration a few times as a kid (usually because it had the closest Starbucks to Disney and my mom is basic) and I was always obsessed with how cute and perfect it was and my mom was so creeped out by the place and always said it was for the Stepford Wives.

  • @Demmrir
    @Demmrir Před 3 lety +49

    Uh yeah, hey. I lived in northern Virginia, just outside DC, and I was suspended for walking to school instead of taking the bus, even though the bus stop was further from my home than the school, whose grounds literally started right past my back yard. So it's not uniquely Disney weird.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty Před 3 lety +3

      If you did that today your parents would get arrested.

    • @therugburnz
      @therugburnz Před 3 lety

      me to

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei Před 3 lety +6

      That's really really stupid.

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 Před 3 lety +6

      The united States: land of the free.... eeehhh

    • @-MarcusAurelius
      @-MarcusAurelius Před 3 lety +1

      Just curious, why did you get suspended for doing that? What’s the reasoning behind it?

  • @dangingerich2559
    @dangingerich2559 Před 3 lety +11

    Pay your editor more. He makes this awesome. His additions made this one so much funnier.

  • @Tenchinu
    @Tenchinu Před 3 lety +5

    Simon: I dont know. Whatever. We kinda, half-ass it here.
    Danny & Sam:...... bruh

  • @KenDall-gu8bq
    @KenDall-gu8bq Před 3 lety +2

    I grew up in Florida and my mom always said it had to be an above ground monorail because Florida is below sea level and Disney is essentially built on a swamp

  • @charlespfaff6585
    @charlespfaff6585 Před 3 lety +36

    place the mono-rail underground? dig a hole in Florida, watch it fill with water.

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R Před 3 lety +4

      Nah, don't even need to bother digging a hole in Florida. Just wait for one to come into existence.

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 Před 3 lety

      That's why all of Magic Kingdom is technically on the second floor as all the tunnels underneath are at real ground level.

  • @Pavlos_Charalambous
    @Pavlos_Charalambous Před 3 lety +35

    12:17 that reminds me of the time I was drafted in the army back in early 00s, it was Christmas season and speaker at the base was blasting childlish Christmas songs all Day long like for 15 days or something..
    It was really driving as nuts, almost to the point of mutiny in some point we went to the CD player and replaced those Christmas CDs with one of rotting Christ 😁😁😁
    Am not big fun of death metal but honestly, after hearing the same damn song on loop for 2 weeks..
    Saki's voice was sounding to me... Like angels singing from the heavens 😏

    • @nocensorship8092
      @nocensorship8092 Před 3 lety +1

      musik on repeat drives anyone crazy, as a teen i worked in retail and this was the very worst part of all of it

    • @elroyscout
      @elroyscout Před 3 lety +2

      Relevant qoute from an episode of stargate: "I mean, imagine if you were locked in a room for a thousand years with only a VCR, a TV and five movies. How long could you watch those five movies until you were bored silly? What you wouldn't give for just four more."

    • @nydra9912
      @nydra9912 Před 2 lety

      @@nocensorship8092 see idk why people say that, i've been listening to the same song for a month now and i'm not crazy. It's just on loop for about 6 hours a day.

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +3

    "Death isn't funny... We'll try."

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 Před 3 lety +2

    I've said it before, but gents be on your guard when discovering the girl you've been dating has a serious Disney fixation.
    She'll never find the 'prince' and you'll never be able to give her the fairy tale life that has been conditioned into her. Just tread carefully and if you need to pull the plug, simply tell her you prefer DreamWorks. And run.

  • @hashtag415
    @hashtag415 Před 3 lety +81

    Mickey Mouse said to Minnie Mouse, "I didn't say I thought you were cheating, I said I thought you were f*ckin Goofy".

    • @scooterdogg7580
      @scooterdogg7580 Před 3 lety +5

      I love the south park Mickey , much more realistic lol

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +13

      BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHHS

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX Před 3 lety +8

      I head the joke as: "Mickey and Minnie were in divorce court, and as the proceedings begin, the judge states the facts: 'Mickey Mouse, you state that you wish to divorce Minnie Mouse due to her mental instability?' "Huh-ha, no your honor, I said I wanted to divorce her because she's fucking Goofy!'"

  • @RealSkoolmaster
    @RealSkoolmaster Před 3 lety +64

    "When somethings paid for, its usually better"
    Hulu, charging and still showing ads: "hold my beer"
    Traditional cable/satellite company: "sit down, amateur"

    • @scooterdogg7580
      @scooterdogg7580 Před 3 lety

      free stream f#%k Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon , cinema , is one (HD movies) there are lots , I watch all new shows and movies NP , only I ad max most times none

    • @sakasil2
      @sakasil2 Před 3 lety +2

      I mean usually, it does, I mean I would pay to watch channel 4 uk shows, if I could. but I can't so I have to settle for the low quality youtube uploads of my favorite shows in the uk... it sucks.
      I'm american BTW that is why I can't watch channel 4. even with a VPN

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +29

      Fucking satellite. Every time I visit my parents, who have Sky, I'm like "this shit is £50 a month and you still have to watch 15 minutes of adverts every hour?!"

    • @RealSkoolmaster
      @RealSkoolmaster Před 3 lety +6

      @@brainblaze6526 seriously, we pay over $100, nearly $150 because of extra boxes in other rooms, and most hour long shows have 38-43 minutes of actual content. When I rarely decide to watch something on it, I record it and then skip the ads.

    • @trollsports7829
      @trollsports7829 Před 3 lety +2

      @@brainblaze6526 In Finland we have atleast 3 channels that never have ads because they are funded by taxes

  • @bbrodriguez420
    @bbrodriguez420 Před 3 lety +5

    Business idea: Basement tours.
    You'll make money on merch, food to feed the writers and editors, food and drinks for the people partaking in the tour, photos and admission fees. Feels like a solid idea to me. Why make money only when they are writing...

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 Před 3 lety +5

    Simon, in my completely unauthorized opinion, you are the best kind of severe ADHD. As an ADD/ADHD person, we recognize our own. The plethora of CZcams channels alone would be a clue....😂

  • @jkitty9
    @jkitty9 Před 3 lety +4

    I like how all the ads I'm getting for this video is about Disney+.

  • @glennalbus363
    @glennalbus363 Před 3 lety +7

    We don't feel sorry for Danny being trapped anymore. You said you caught Sam and threw him down there to keep each other company!

  • @jackdeath
    @jackdeath Před 3 lety +4

    It's called _Business Blaze_ so you can earn the highest advert rates on CZcams's Ad Sense algorithm.

  • @theunprofessional5359
    @theunprofessional5359 Před 3 lety +1

    The fact that two adds for Disney+ popped while watching made it all the sweeter!

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 Před 3 lety +15

    For some reason, I was trying to think of a joke revolving around the terrifying scene in Pinocchio with Stromboli holding him hostage so he could make tons of money.
    Then Danny mentioned it was his favorite movie and I was like, “Talk about life imitating art.”

    • @kristianfagerstrom7011
      @kristianfagerstrom7011 Před 3 lety +3

      Fun fact: Disney's entire economic foundation is built upon the lumber they get from pinocchios nose. Chained to a lumbermil and forced to constantly lie. He's gotten a rough deal...

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 Před rokem

      Stromboli, hmm

    • @dingusdingus2152
      @dingusdingus2152 Před rokem

      Stromboli was the most evil and terrifying of all Disney's villains characterizations. You could almost smell his foul breath as he ate an onion like an apple...

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +38

    Yeah, I prefer the Epcot we have now over the city Walt had planned

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon Před 3 lety +3

      Epcot is Epic! I can drink my way around the world!

    • @DaveTexas
      @DaveTexas Před 3 lety

      Every Person Comes Out Tanked.

  • @spencermonteiro1319
    @spencermonteiro1319 Před 3 lety

    I’ve been with this channel so long I once had Simon reply to one of my video suggestions saying “it wasn’t very businessy” now look at him. Still love every time I come back and binge videos

  • @egmccann
    @egmccann Před 3 lety +1

    You know why you don't put a monorail underground in FL? It then becomes a subway. One that requires actual submarines.

  • @IcyPandaGirl
    @IcyPandaGirl Před 3 lety +36

    I recommend watching the movie "the Florida project"
    it's about what celebration has become lately. Wizard gift stores, giant ice cream cones, etc. Theres even a new margaritaville hotel now. I'm very familiar with this street lol

    • @Zebrowsky79
      @Zebrowsky79 Před 3 lety +3

      Celebration is still nice I go often. I saw the Florida Project and yes that is outside the master plan community of celebration it’s still several miles down the road of 192 before you run into all those t-shirt shops and motels.

  • @ClipsFromMaine
    @ClipsFromMaine Před 3 lety +56

    I want a “Banned” T-shirt!! 😆
    I am amending this because after further thought I am 100% serious. T-shirt that said “banned” across the chest, perhaps in that sort of stamped on a prison folder font, with the blaze flame logo centered in the background. Mwah!

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz Před 3 lety +7

      _420/10 would buy_

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  Před 3 lety +8

      MWAH

    • @rustyshackleford4223
      @rustyshackleford4223 Před 3 lety +2

      Peer pressure, you'll be cool if you do it! 😎

    • @ClipsFromMaine
      @ClipsFromMaine Před 3 lety +2

      Oh, Rusty, no...

    • @chrisknee8736
      @chrisknee8736 Před 3 lety +1

      The best t shirt to get is the one that has the D.E.S.* encryption source code printed on it....this mathematical formulae/algorithm...is classed as a WMD....and is on the list of banned USA exports....allegedly.....so if Simon sells you one.....its "black helicopter time".

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 Před 3 lety +3

    I got discharged from the hospital today, and have been binging everything I've missed for the past week.
    Real talk: Simon et al y'all consistently bring me joy, but it's especially appreciated in a time where I *seriously* fkn need it. 💜 Thank you for being so goddamn weird.
    Still smashin' that dislike button over cLAraBeLle cLoW, though. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @AnimalFacts
    @AnimalFacts Před 3 lety +24

    I'm happy the Chihuahua was unhurt.

  • @rossgirven5163
    @rossgirven5163 Před 3 lety +9

    3:15 they sure do drink beer in Disney movies... a hell of a lot of it if my memory serves me right.
    Think the inn scene with Gaston in beauty and the beast.
    I mean... Disney gets a baby elephant drunk for crying out old
    😂

  • @TheIllegalGuy
    @TheIllegalGuy Před 3 lety +52

    In tonights episode of Business Blaze, Danny considers murder, Simon impedes commenters freedom of speech and ETA goes on the run.

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR Před 3 lety +2

      ETA was too hot and had to skip town to avoid the fuzz. He can't do another nickel!

    • @samholland7793
      @samholland7793 Před 3 lety +3

      Topgear shit posting reference. Love it

    • @94felitf
      @94felitf Před 3 lety +1

      Another bloody good episode of Business Blaze for yer

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty Před 3 lety +3

      Anyone else want Simon to go on The Grand Tour?

  • @MidKnighToker
    @MidKnighToker Před 3 lety

    seriously tho i love it! it's nice to see Simon do a format that he clearly loves doing. i feel like we get to see behind the curtain a little. More Simon is always a good thing ive learned :)
    kinda like when you're going to your least favorite class, only to see that the normal teachers out sick and the Substitute is the awesome guy that puts on questionably acceptable movies, and he's there for the week!

  • @charitylady7389
    @charitylady7389 Před 3 lety +1

    BTW American movie theaters aren't allowed to sell alcoholic beverages - just sodas and water and juice and stuff like that.

  • @giantevilpandas
    @giantevilpandas Před 3 lety +7

    Just finished one blaze session. You release a new one for me to keep the blaze going at work.

  • @LSSYLondon
    @LSSYLondon Před 3 lety +15

    Simon yells :"Danny Nooo! "
    I think :"communism... This is going to be good. "

  • @rikclements4008
    @rikclements4008 Před 3 lety +2

    I find it amazing how much Simon can read aloud in just one breath.

  • @eliscanfield3913
    @eliscanfield3913 Před 3 lety +3

    Florida *pours* every summer afternoon. Also humid af

  • @LtNduati
    @LtNduati Před 3 lety +9

    9:10 GIVE SAM AN AWARD FOR THIS EDIT ALONE
    but then again Simon doesn't like it when we demand him to do stuff, so I guess let Sam visit Danny's room in the basement for five minutes or something...

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- Před 3 lety

      Wait... It wasn't that good that seams disrespectful to the edits that were hard and took him more then five seconds

  • @Eos_Galvus
    @Eos_Galvus Před 3 lety +32

    There's a Cracked Article on Celebration worth reading after watching this aand it just makes me glad I don't live in Floridaland.
    Love the video Simon, Danny, and Sam! :)

    • @Hromovlad1
      @Hromovlad1 Před 3 lety +1

      >Cracked
      >worth reading
      sounds like an oxymoron

    • @Eos_Galvus
      @Eos_Galvus Před 3 lety +2

      @@Hromovlad1 You would think byut apparently until the death and mayhem meandered in, ignoring the slipshod buildings, the article's from a former resiudent and Celenbbration is largely occupied by Disney Pod People, a land of horror where DISNEY IS LIFE and if your interest isn't nigh obsessive you are essentually a pariah. Pretty messed up.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 Před 3 lety +1

      Dude.... if you say it, you gotta link it. Link?

  • @richardtaylor5670
    @richardtaylor5670 Před 3 lety +1

    "Im european, we dont believe on that" omfg im dead 😂😂😂

  • @elfpimp1
    @elfpimp1 Před 2 lety +1

    Little known fact (allegedly) most postal workers that went "postal" were actually contractors not employed by the post office or the feds directly. Allegedly...

  • @davidgreen3423
    @davidgreen3423 Před 3 lety +24

    Simon you can't be giving CZcams Premium the free Ad read!

  • @94felitf
    @94felitf Před 3 lety +9

    So if I spam post about a certain topic on several videos we might get a video done? Well, it's time to start spamming on megaprojects for a video on the basement where Danny and Sam are being kept (allegedly)

  • @tvsinesperanto7446
    @tvsinesperanto7446 Před 3 lety +1

    I honestly don't know why it is but every time I see anyone dressed up in a costume like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck or even just some sport mascot or anyone in a cartoonish animal suit, I just have this overwhelming urge to violently crash tackle them.
    When I was a kid I actually used to try it. I'm glad that as an adult I have been able to control the urge but I still feel it. Every time.

  • @brianhart6388
    @brianhart6388 Před 3 lety

    CZcams premium is so much better bc there are no ads, while an ad is actively being read by a guy saying ads are horrid

  • @knowitall82
    @knowitall82 Před 3 lety +11

    Oh shit, this one hits close to home. Literally. I live 10 minutes away from Celebration. Lol!

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat Před 3 lety +4

    9:10 I love the subtle commentary, Sam!

  • @TheTonytiger89
    @TheTonytiger89 Před 3 lety +1

    Simon seems to be having much more fun on this channel, it’s nice to see!

  • @zexin3897
    @zexin3897 Před 3 lety +2

    Sounds like a long drawn out Fyre Fest.

  • @nicolevarnam2290
    @nicolevarnam2290 Před 3 lety +10

    Awesome and Funny as Always💛"We are adults, we want to drink and watch movies with blood" Priceless! True Legend🤘💙😂

  • @zealouslyjaded
    @zealouslyjaded Před 3 lety +6

    This is hilarious, I work in Celebration!

    • @shrimpster101
      @shrimpster101 Před 3 lety

      Whats it like it fascinates me

    • @chrisleneil
      @chrisleneil Před 3 lety +5

      *waves from Orlando* Hope you’re enjoying Osceola. Today the pronunciation of Osceola will be... interesting!😆

    • @zealouslyjaded
      @zealouslyjaded Před 3 lety

      @@chrisleneil I'm surprised he pronounced Celebration correctly.

  • @sijoneyyan
    @sijoneyyan Před 3 lety

    "that surprises nobody" *entire population nodding in agreement*

  • @DANDERSSMASH
    @DANDERSSMASH Před 3 lety

    I used to live in celebration at the apartment complex across from the high school when I had my last job. Moved out before the last murder. Weirdest thing about the apartment was there was a standard sized window in the shower that looked out on the school. I shut the blinds the day before I moved in and never opened it again.

  • @chrisshukis7497
    @chrisshukis7497 Před 3 lety +7

    “Yes Simon, we are doing the one the guy asked for 200 times” Danny’s one act of insubordination chained in the basement of Simon’s office. #freedanny

  • @BADDEC101
    @BADDEC101 Před 3 lety +3

    and there's disney ad's playing to keep the shame going strong!!

  • @tonyclarke
    @tonyclarke Před 3 lety

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. The icing on the cake, the amount of DISNEY commercials during this one..

  • @wikilcontainments
    @wikilcontainments Před 3 lety +2

    Premium housing go hand and hand with premium construction. It’s weird that Disney let that part go, then enforce the most draconian HOA rules imaginable. Like: you’re choice of window shades are one of these two colors. Although it was cool to visit the town, it was clear to see what a nightmare it might be to live there. The closest town to work at is Davenport. Not a hotbed of well paying jobs. Orlando is a bit away.

  • @vorpalcheese
    @vorpalcheese Před 3 lety +6

    Sam did good today, you should give him an extra serving of gruel for his subservience.

  • @thescoobymike
    @thescoobymike Před 3 lety +7

    "I'm European we don't believe in that" lol

  • @Simon-The-Traveler
    @Simon-The-Traveler Před 3 lety

    The intro isn't over and there's a CZcams ad for Disney +. Most ironic ad placement. I can't stop laughing.

  • @thewhitewolf58
    @thewhitewolf58 Před 3 lety

    0:12 i "we have a new sponsor its amazing: i mean for me" i love this about your channel you will admit when you do something out of greedy shelfishness or lazyness but its so honest it comes off as funny so i cant even be mad

  • @chriswall27
    @chriswall27 Před 3 lety +13

    I demand you to tell me why all the cartoon's plumbers, electricians, home removals, trucks and airlines are all owned by ACME, who on earth owns this company and they must be rich!
    Ps. LOL

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +7

    0:50 That face looks familiar

  • @henriemena1104
    @henriemena1104 Před 3 lety

    I returned after a long hiatus of Business Blaze content in my life to find the best ever topic I've heard about on this channel (so far). Thank you Bryan Crook!

  • @tolvajakos
    @tolvajakos Před 3 lety +1

    I was walking up and down Celebration on street view while listening to this.

  • @delurkor
    @delurkor Před 3 lety +4

    Nerd point: Clarabell the Clown was on the kid's show Howdy Doody, not a Disney property. Bonus fact: Clarabell was played by Bob Keeshan who went on to be Captain Kangaroo.
    Why yes, I did grow up in the late 40's and 50's. How did you know?

    • @vickidills6522
      @vickidills6522 Před 3 lety +5

      There is also a Disney character, Clarabelle Cow, who was in many early Disney shorts throughout the 1930s and was recently had a cameo in Ralph Breaks the Internet.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Před 3 lety +2

      Clarabelle the Cow is Minnie Mouse's friend.

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 Před 3 lety +2

      They paired her w Goofy once in a while too for some reason

  • @2twokisses
    @2twokisses Před 3 lety +10

    6:43 "Isn't Epcot that convention center......in California?"

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 Před 3 lety +2

      Epcot is an acronym of Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow and was built at Disney World in Florida

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 Před 3 lety

    Fun Fact: Disney also built a 1.25 mile speedway in celebration in the late 1990's with the intent of drawing big series like NASCAR and CART to hold events there, it failed miserably and was shut down just four years later.

  • @kernelpickle
    @kernelpickle Před 3 lety

    I was just rewatching this one, and that “Video Not Available” cut away gave me a flashback to something that actually happened recently, because I was in the middle of watching one of The Spiffing Brit’s videos when his channel got deleted. It straight up did exact that, it looked like it lost connection and started buffering and then then next thing I saw was a message saying the video was unavailable, and that the channel had been deleted by the owner.