An Englishman Plays Risk - Foil Arms and Hog

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  • An Englishman Plays Risk - Foil Arms and Hog
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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  Před měsícem +15

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  • @ASSASINE0
    @ASSASINE0 Před 4 lety +9399

    "It brings out the wurst in me!"

    • @Milestonemonger
      @Milestonemonger Před 4 lety +129

      I didn't catch that before...thank you!!!

    • @thewiseguy2307
      @thewiseguy2307 Před 4 lety +63

      I think it was supposed to about the nazis but what ever

    • @ASSASINE0
      @ASSASINE0 Před 4 lety +163

      @@thewiseguy2307 like everyone knows?
      I just pointed out how he said worst, in this Case is was "Wurst" which means sausage in German. But yeah Captain obvious. xD

    • @justapotato7863
      @justapotato7863 Před 4 lety +14

      @Plate Master, you shouldn't assume that just because they're German means that they're a n@zi.

    • @thewiseguy2307
      @thewiseguy2307 Před 4 lety +18

      @@justapotato7863 I wasnt trying to go there, its just a fact that in the past, Germany caused the 2 world wars

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia5574 Před 6 lety +24951

    "I just assumed they were mine."
    British history in a nutshell lol

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 Před 6 lety +1139

      Chibi Prussia
      British expeditionary: *Plants flag*
      Indigenous people: Why are you doing that!?
      British expeditionary: Why not?
      Indigenous people: Because we own this place...
      British expeditionary: Then wheres your flag?

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 Před 6 lety +289

      Chibi Prussia
      Well the Falklands are British so

    • @blazikem
      @blazikem Před 6 lety +33

      Sounds like Serbia today lel

    • @blueghost3649
      @blueghost3649 Před 6 lety +379

      World: *EXISTS*
      British Empire: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
      Now kill me for doing this overused joke

    • @PerfidiousPuffin
      @PerfidiousPuffin Před 5 lety +83

      @@the_dropbear4392 and so is Gibraltar...

  • @FalconTalon22
    @FalconTalon22 Před 2 lety +4861

    in 2017 this was a Comedy Skit
    in 2022 this is a Documentary

    • @bealightinthedarkness9986
      @bealightinthedarkness9986 Před 2 lety +126

      They predicted the future

    • @ekzac
      @ekzac Před 2 lety +59

      Wait wait wait! 2017? Let me check that...

    • @TobiasT96
      @TobiasT96 Před 2 lety +183

      @@bealightinthedarkness9986 How did they predict the future? If you are saying because of Ukraine, then you my friend have a lot to learn and have not paid attention for at least 8 years.

    • @bealightinthedarkness9986
      @bealightinthedarkness9986 Před 2 lety +23

      @@TobiasT96 I know they have been fighting for years but actually Invadeing is diffrent

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 Před 2 lety +1

      Sadly true...

  • @powersettingsm7172
    @powersettingsm7172 Před 2 lety +4139

    "Alright boys i'm pulling my troops out of the middle east"
    "You can't just take your troops out whenever you want!"
    "I'm not aware of that"
    That aged well

    • @sarahanan7015
      @sarahanan7015 Před 2 lety +240

      So did Russia's "those are not my troops in the Ukraine"
      At least no one's invading Afric--oh, wait...

    • @felicitygee381
      @felicitygee381 Před 2 lety +8

      Lol, so with you two on this!

    • @nocomment2468
      @nocomment2468 Před 2 lety +28

      Hahahahaha….. *tears*
      To be fair, Afghanistan is more like Central Asia, although politically it is associated with the Middle East.

    • @williamlewis7023
      @williamlewis7023 Před 2 lety +30

      I actually thought this was a new video🤣🤣

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 Před 2 lety +18

      And the Ukrainian one even better.... Perhaps that's the wrong word.

  • @nigglebit
    @nigglebit Před 4 lety +3565

    “Oh, nein nein, I'm not playing. I get way too competitive; it brings out the *_wurst_* in me.”

    • @mattyhatty111
      @mattyhatty111 Před 4 lety +77

      *nein danke

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido Před 4 lety +47

      He just said "worst" with a German accent, though...

    • @soba1180
      @soba1180 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Yotanido Okay?

    • @vetle9399
      @vetle9399 Před 4 lety +8

      Yndostrui no shit, but wurst in german = hotdog

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido Před 4 lety +60

      @@vetle9399 Where did you get that from?
      "Wurst" in German is "sausage" in English.
      "hotdog" in English is... "Hotdog" in German...

  • @salvatorevulcano3655
    @salvatorevulcano3655 Před 5 lety +7636

    We need an 1 hour version of this

    • @zeusthecat5882
      @zeusthecat5882 Před 4 lety +187

      No, we need a three hour movie version of this

    • @obgaming6802
      @obgaming6802 Před 4 lety +186

      What about a 6,000 year version called History?

    • @nigil987
      @nigil987 Před 4 lety +3

      Serious will fine..

    • @zeusthecat5882
      @zeusthecat5882 Před 4 lety +11

      I change my mind, we need a ten hour movie version of this.

    • @ThroughTheGatesOfHell
      @ThroughTheGatesOfHell Před 4 lety +4

      Zeus the cat we need THREE three hour long movies

  • @felpz2083
    @felpz2083 Před 3 lety +661

    Piece of land: *exist*
    Britain: I just assume they are mine

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Před 3 lety +11

      I mean tbf, when you control so much, it's kinda hard to keep track so you just go with the flow and hope nobody notices you're a tiny ass nation with a small population that's essentially just the disgarded peninsula of a slightly larger penisula.

    • @daftirishmarej1827
      @daftirishmarej1827 Před 3 lety +5

      As per Eddie Izzard "with the cunning use of a flag"

    • @simonsweeney4804
      @simonsweeney4804 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Neion8 I've seen you comment on a lot of comments that are clearly just jokes and you always seem so pressed about any mention of Britain 😂😂

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 2 lety +1

      Wonder how Canada is doing?

    • @kaliravel9832
      @kaliravel9832 Před 2 lety

      England, not Britain.

  • @NathanielHarari
    @NathanielHarari Před 2 lety +761

    I absolutely love the touch of dialogue from the Indian guy when he says "You never change!" and then he turns to the other guy and says "He never changes!" to accentuate his point. That's very, very, Indian. Absolutely adore it. Right on point with the characters and brilliantly portrayed. So well done for everyone. 👍️

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před 2 lety +87

      Thanks mate!

    • @borabingol6797
      @borabingol6797 Před rokem

      Also Indian guy is the funniest. India is the other way moron asdfghjklkjhgfds

    • @matttondr9282
      @matttondr9282 Před rokem +7

      Exactly what I thought!

    • @hoodatdondar2664
      @hoodatdondar2664 Před rokem +13

      English dude was too apologetic. But that’s on point too, I guess.
      “Invade India”
      What??
      “And stop the widow burning. No use making it a strictly military operation”
      Mod. “ dude,there’s no pieces for that”
      WHAT? ?
      “Can I at least put in a hospital for the deaf? This chap seems to have a bit of ear trouble”

    • @varunkarthikeyan8675
      @varunkarthikeyan8675 Před rokem +7

      @@hoodatdondar2664Not sure why you brought in widow burning when witch hunting was still in vogue back in England too.

  • @charliebrown1006
    @charliebrown1006 Před 4 lety +14229

    Switzerland where’s your army 😂 “I thought we were playing monopoly”

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo Před 4 lety +422

      Excellent! Though the Swiss have a civilian army that is so well organized that Israel borrowed ideas from them. There are all kinds of equipment hidden in the mountains too. It's a weird place.

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 Před 4 lety +52

      @@Tracymmo "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II. Prepare yourself to be horrified.
      The German Swiss Pharaohs who sit on the English throne.

    • @mingakinsgibayuxds7542
      @mingakinsgibayuxds7542 Před 4 lety +167

      Every Swiss man has rifle at home and is trained. Switzerland is more prepared and up in arms than you think

    • @movax20h
      @movax20h Před 4 lety +74

      Swiss army is pretty decent, plus it can mobilize very strong amount of troops. But air forces of Switzerland kind of suck.

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 Před 4 lety +21

      @@movax20h good thing they own all the military worldwide through nazi gold

  • @littlesister1398
    @littlesister1398 Před 6 lety +4093

    I went through the pain of typing the Chinese into google translate only to get 'There is a man who can speak Chinese watching us'.
    Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.

    • @TheAschr
      @TheAschr Před 6 lety +244

      dui bu qi means sorry

    • @littlesister1398
      @littlesister1398 Před 6 lety +90

      I put it into google translate, do you really think I'd know what that alone meant?

    • @TheAschr
      @TheAschr Před 6 lety +79

      the captions weren't what it was said

    • @iceoriental123
      @iceoriental123 Před 6 lety +357

      Captions said 'Is there a person who speaks Chinese watching our video?'
      Source: Am Singaporean

    • @MilanMovies95
      @MilanMovies95 Před 6 lety +110

      it actually says 'is there a chinese speaking person who is watching our video?'

  • @Violaman0910
    @Violaman0910 Před 2 lety +734

    Not only historically accurate, but prophetic too, apparently.

    • @tobyk.4911
      @tobyk.4911 Před rokem +20

      If you mean the "which Russian soldiers? I don't see any of them in Ukraine" ... the sudden occupation of the Crimean peninsula by anonymous forces that were "not Russian soldiers" according to Russia - was in 2014.
      This part of the video was surely no
      "prophecy" but a reaction to historical events in the year 2014.

    • @Violaman0910
      @Violaman0910 Před rokem +15

      @@tobyk.4911 which happened twice. Hence why I said both historically accurate and prophetic.

    • @somanosanghirun1580
      @somanosanghirun1580 Před rokem +10

      @@tobyk.4911 Anddd the us pulling troops out of afgt

    • @gwho
      @gwho Před rokem +1

      Accurate backwards and forwards in time

    • @jazy3091
      @jazy3091 Před rokem

      A friendly reminder that russia invaded Ukraine in 2014.

  • @matthewlane
    @matthewlane Před 2 lety +3406

    "whose troops are these in ukraine."
    Damn, i'm not sure if that aged poorly or really well.

    • @dank_lord
      @dank_lord Před 2 lety +220

      They are talking about russian troops in donbass and luhansk. Not something new.

    • @DRACONAR1US
      @DRACONAR1US Před 2 lety +104

      Both? Both. Definitely both.

    • @sirrobinofloxley7156
      @sirrobinofloxley7156 Před 2 lety +8

      Just seen a video of John Kydon from 2007, and he's got what looks seriously like a Corona germ on his T-shirt, with P I L all over it, weird thing time

    • @crabbyboi9127
      @crabbyboi9127 Před 2 lety +77

      you know they were at war like 8 years ago right?

    • @TheJollyJokerDancer
      @TheJollyJokerDancer Před 2 lety

      @@sirrobinofloxley7156 Actually, did you know that coronaviruses where discovered in the 70s? By a woman, BTW. This infamous one that we have now is just one more variant (hence the name "COVID-19" specifying the year of appearance to classify it). It's like freaking out anytime a new illness turns out to be a retrovirus, a gamma-resistant bacteria or a streptococcus... They are all just types of germs. So it's not as weird as it seems, it's just that it pops out now in a way that it wouldn't back then.

  • @therealdarklordsauron1614
    @therealdarklordsauron1614 Před 6 lety +5765

    "What troops? I don't see any troops "
    " I don't know what you are talking about"
    "I know nothing"
    "And while you are in Africa I will invade Europe "

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername Před 6 lety +8059

    Spain: I will invade India
    India: Thats America! ...every bloody time with this guy...

  • @iveyfilms6277
    @iveyfilms6277 Před 3 lety +103

    Falkland islands and Gibraltar: *exist*
    UK: is for me? 👉👈

    • @tommmicron
      @tommmicron Před 3 lety +8

      Yes it is

    • @swagalishers9950
      @swagalishers9950 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tommmicron exactly

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Před 6 měsíci

      UwU little bit for UkU🥺

    • @jorgelotr3752
      @jorgelotr3752 Před měsícem

      Trivia: the British Crown took Gibraltar when half of it's naval forces were on holiday and working as mercenaries for the HRE, and it was the head of the mercenaries (a member of the top brass when at work) who took the place in the name of, iirc, the Queen. What a weird thing to happen.
      Trivia #2: the border according to the treaty that formalized Gibraltar as British was noticeable to the south from the current established border.

  • @pluviosity
    @pluviosity Před 2 lety +869

    "whose troops is this in Ukraine? Dimitri, is this yours?"
    "I'm pulling my troops out of Middle East..."
    Germany: "I'm not playing."
    It's _freakin_ scary how this fits perfectly 4 years later.
    ...even more so because CZcams suddenly recommended this to me now...

    • @cakeassassin6277
      @cakeassassin6277 Před 2 lety +17

      Weirdlly how every one guessed what was going to happen

    • @roowut
      @roowut Před 2 lety +41

      @@cakeassassin6277 pretty sure the russian and ukraine conflict has gone on for a while but only got more serious recently

    • @knightofsvea604
      @knightofsvea604 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @dissapointingopinions4877
      @dissapointingopinions4877 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cakeassassin6277 this was going to happen at some point, it was undeniable that Russia still had designs on Ukraine after the minor quibble in 2014 and following that with their support of separatists.

    • @Scapestoat
      @Scapestoat Před 2 lety +13

      @@dissapointingopinions4877 Yeah, and the US invading the middle-east somewhere (where there's oil), and then pulling out their troops to leave other people to clean up the mess is also a cyclical event.

  • @iacovosantoniou9217
    @iacovosantoniou9217 Před 6 lety +4632

    ''And while you are in Africa, I will invade Europe''

  • @DIO_Brando1801
    @DIO_Brando1801 Před 4 lety +9770

    China said “對不起” which means ‘sorry’ but the captions say ‘Is there someone that can speak chinese watching this?’
    and i love it

    • @trimmy8461
      @trimmy8461 Před 4 lety +100

      I thought it's 对不起 not 對不起

    • @charlotteleung2308
      @charlotteleung2308 Před 4 lety +226

      @@trimmy8461 對不起 is traditional chinese:)

    • @a2e5
      @a2e5 Před 4 lety +83

      at least y'all didn't hear 勃起

    • @DIO_Brando1801
      @DIO_Brando1801 Před 4 lety +30

      Timur Ryklin they’re the same, except the former is in Mandarin (Simplified)

    • @trimmy8461
      @trimmy8461 Před 4 lety +23

      @@DIO_Brando1801 oh right) cuz i study simplified, so it makes sense)

  • @aswathik4709
    @aswathik4709 Před 2 lety +39

    00:45 How relevant even after years

  • @sadarax4405
    @sadarax4405 Před 2 lety +51

    "You just try and stop me, son." Gets me every time.

  • @BigBossIncarnate
    @BigBossIncarnate Před 6 lety +4786

    "why do you have troops in the middle of the ocean?"
    "Oh thats Gibraltar and the Falklands, I just assumed... they were mine" LOOOOOL

    • @ilhemhamdi4298
      @ilhemhamdi4298 Před 6 lety +14

      that the only part I did not understand any help ?

    • @iamalpharius6288
      @iamalpharius6288 Před 6 lety +249

      Ilhem Hamdi Falklands and Gibraltar are British territories even though they are closer to other countries and quite far from Britain. Gibraltar shares a border with Spain and the Falklands are in the south Atlantic.
      Argentina invade the Falklands because they wanted it but the British spanked them and sent them home.

    • @iamalpharius6288
      @iamalpharius6288 Před 6 lety +52

      KSJDbv the Spanish have a hard enough time suppressing the countries it already lords over they don't want Gibraltar on their hands either 😂😂😂

    • @cesjavi
      @cesjavi Před 6 lety +54

      Malvinas were invaded by pirates aka english

    • @ilhemhamdi4298
      @ilhemhamdi4298 Před 6 lety +2

      Thanks :)

  • @project9694
    @project9694 Před 4 lety +5935

    U forgot italy..
    "Italy is ur turn"
    "I'll join someone"
    "Who?"
    "Whoever is winning"
    "Against who is losing?"
    "Oh.. Yeh but.. U know.. Not too much.. You never know"

  • @williamleewolverine
    @williamleewolverine Před 2 lety +3368

    “Whose troops are these in the Ukraine?”
    Dmitri: “What troops?”
    That did not age well.
    Edit: Guys, please be respectful.

    • @missnarni
      @missnarni Před 2 lety +149

      Well, this time it is not a public secret. Proceeded to the "invade Europe" stage... 🥺

    • @williamleewolverine
      @williamleewolverine Před 2 lety +94

      @@missnarni I stand with Ukraine and hopefully so do a lot of people.

    • @Raoul9753
      @Raoul9753 Před 2 lety +154

      this aged beautifully

    • @Speculum81
      @Speculum81 Před 2 lety +75

      Dmitri is playing Risk, a game of "military operations".

    • @darkdraconis
      @darkdraconis Před 2 lety +134

      I mean... the joke aged like fine wine tbh

  • @sebastiandobek8866
    @sebastiandobek8866 Před 2 lety +82

    US: Alright boys, I'm pulling my troops out of the middle east
    World: wait you cant just do that
    US: I'm not aware of that
    What a foreshadow

  • @lauren8135
    @lauren8135 Před 6 lety +1463

    "You've been at that for centuries." That one almost slipped past me. :D

    • @michaelerlanger2797
      @michaelerlanger2797 Před 6 lety +3

      I didnt get it

    • @garrysutters1835
      @garrysutters1835 Před 6 lety +40

      Michael Erlanger how did you understand anything in this video if you didn't understand the last remark?

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 Před 5 lety +34

      Is that how the world will end? All of our nations' mom will come in and call them to bed?

    • @MrRobot01010
      @MrRobot01010 Před 5 lety +1

      @@louisryan5815 lou william ryan is that you?

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine Před 5 lety +7

      @@michaelerlanger2797 basically they've been playing the game for hundreds of years

  • @impossabear4096
    @impossabear4096 Před 6 lety +2253

    XD 'it brings out the worst in me' hahaha had me in bits!

  • @keith00032
    @keith00032 Před 2 lety +65

    Just saw this for the first time. Thought it had to have been made in 2022. Scary how much more relevant it has become.

  • @p0tat0boi19
    @p0tat0boi19 Před 2 lety +64

    0:40 that did not age well

  • @robertwilliams6664
    @robertwilliams6664 Před 6 lety +1260

    Dmitri sees no troops

    • @freaky9774
      @freaky9774 Před 6 lety +17

      Vladimir Putin your name and profile pic are perfect for that one

    • @doodmann5898
      @doodmann5898 Před 5 lety +5

      Владимир Путин me neither

    • @mrkatz5657
      @mrkatz5657 Před 5 lety +6

      Yes comrades I see no troops

    • @mrkatz5657
      @mrkatz5657 Před 5 lety +4

      Only vodka

    • @robertmurphy5484
      @robertmurphy5484 Před 5 lety +1

      @@doodmann5898 wait a second...

  • @Ya_Boy_Jwolf
    @Ya_Boy_Jwolf Před 5 lety +2663

    Here is another one:
    Spain: "I'll invade the Netherlands."
    The Netherlands: "Alright, then I'll put everything underwater."

  • @huntingforwifi7215
    @huntingforwifi7215 Před rokem +11

    Dimitry conducting a special operation with his troops

    • @pandah85
      @pandah85 Před 4 měsíci

      Look how well THAT’S been going 😅

  • @Zombie-lx3sh
    @Zombie-lx3sh Před rokem +10

    Still the best Foil Arms and Hog skit to this day.

  • @Hows_Ur_Oulwan
    @Hows_Ur_Oulwan Před 6 lety +3779

    Loved the Russian joke it there😂 "what troops? I don't know what you're talking about"

    • @rociosantarossa7151
      @rociosantarossa7151 Před 6 lety +10

      JE 123 would you explain me the joke? Pleeeease

    • @James12122
      @James12122 Před 6 lety +176

      Joke was probably about some "local troops" who were fully armed to the teeth, better than Armed force of Ukraine in Crimea yet Russian claimed they r not relating to Russia. And some other "local troops" near Russian border who were on the verge of doom yet suddenly gain enough strength to repel Ukrainian force

    • @Hows_Ur_Oulwan
      @Hows_Ur_Oulwan Před 6 lety +82

      Tony Nguyen “I don’t know what you are talking about?”

    • @James12122
      @James12122 Před 6 lety +2

      JE 123 lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @cyberdemon9306
      @cyberdemon9306 Před 6 lety +10

      Crimea is Russia !!

  • @beatriceciccarelli176
    @beatriceciccarelli176 Před 6 lety +2714

    “ I think I’ll invade Ireland ”
    “ I’m not a Spanish, I AM A CATALAN ”
    i cried 😂

  • @starywoodstudios6469
    @starywoodstudios6469 Před 3 lety +31

    Germany : oh, I’m not playing, it brings out the worst in me!
    Britain : *laughs in india*

    • @dariusEMPEROR
      @dariusEMPEROR Před 2 lety +1

      "it brings out the WURST in me" he said

  • @triplef533
    @triplef533 Před 5 lety +487

    Risk: *introduces oil mechanic*
    USA: hOLy sHiT!

    • @shoewithbeans8472
      @shoewithbeans8472 Před 3 lety +4

      Like 299

    • @rayzhang7591
      @rayzhang7591 Před 2 lety +2

      The funny thing is that the US has been leading the world's oil production for like 3 years now. There is a lot of oil in Texas.

  • @koenigs7
    @koenigs7 Před 6 lety +13074

    They missed out on France.
    “France. It’s your turn. “
    “I surrender. “
    “You can’t surrender. You haven’t been attacked yet. “

    • @aLukepop
      @aLukepop Před 6 lety +836

      Yes. Let's just ignore the Napoleonic era was ever a thing...

    • @abdelrhmanelabyed6339
      @abdelrhmanelabyed6339 Před 6 lety +328

      jon bad the reason they were so bad is that they never got past the napoloenic era
      They didnt want to believe that war has changed
      Both moraly and technologically

    • @maloflory
      @maloflory Před 6 lety +224

      Abdelrhman Elabyed Pretty sure they morally and technologically adapted to ww1 and modern anti-terrorism war. Two wars (1870 and 1939) don't define a nation

    • @abdelrhmanelabyed6339
      @abdelrhmanelabyed6339 Před 6 lety +112

      Malo Flory yeah. I know i am not a generic kid who thinks france only lose. I know history well.
      They did adapt.
      But after losing like a 100k soldier in less than 10 days due to their ignorance to modern warfare

    • @maloflory
      @maloflory Před 6 lety +50

      Abdelrhman Elabyed Talking about ww2 ? 100k in ten days is a bit much. The overall number is like 200k over 38 days, with a peak at the start of June with the 30k captured after the Battle of Dunkirk eh...
      Not to mention that it's not retarded tactics that killed them here, but overall awful strategy with the Ardennes push from the Germans, which got both the French and Britishs encircled.
      And the French strategy at the end of the invasion was not really better than what it was on 10 May..

  • @RamsFan93
    @RamsFan93 Před 3 lety +10

    "It brings out the wurst in me" I feel like this joke missed a lot of people

  • @olivierp.samvame2266
    @olivierp.samvame2266 Před 2 lety +4

    "You've been at that for centuries"
    Brilliant! 👌🏿

  • @bluarrow4505
    @bluarrow4505 Před 6 lety +291

    “Hong Kooonn.... Sri Laaann.... New Zealll.... Austraaa..... Eggyyppp.... I will probably skip my turn!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @49Jkenny
    @49Jkenny Před 6 lety +535

    Best skit yet. Now I'm imagining a sequel of them bickering between wanting to play teams or stay independent

    • @esoterikosonline8932
      @esoterikosonline8932 Před 6 lety +5

      Jamie Kenny great idea. I'd love to see that play out.

    • @christinesilvio3275
      @christinesilvio3275 Před 6 lety +5

      Jamie Kenny I agree! Love this. The accents! The editing! The funny costumes!
      Definitely need lotsa sequels to this, boys. ☘☘☘

    • @MarcusHarrison
      @MarcusHarrison Před 6 lety +9

      England to Ireland/Scotland: "But c'mon, we're better as a team."
      Germany: "Ja!"
      England: "Eeeh."

    • @onbekendetelefoon2045
      @onbekendetelefoon2045 Před 6 lety

      It also did not get there by itself :-P

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před 3 lety +16

    0:22
    Some day I will visit Hongkosheelanewzeelasshlaeygiee

  • @niamh7360
    @niamh7360 Před 2 lety +15

    Well this is currently horrifyingly accurate

  • @Konidis
    @Konidis Před 5 lety +7273

    - Africa
    - Africa
    - Africa
    Russian - And while you are in Africa *I will invade Europe*

    • @Grafomanokrasto
      @Grafomanokrasto Před 4 lety +341

      It was funny, though completely historically inaccurate, as it was always Europe that invades Russia

    • @falcon8759
      @falcon8759 Před 4 lety +70

      The red army will conquer the world!! LOL

    • @vvventure
      @vvventure Před 4 lety +54

      Yeah, but i dont get that preconception that russians want to invade europe (probably cold war tensions) when they "never" did that (except some minor, in comparison with other europeans i mean, wars with eastern neighbors)

    • @Grafomanokrasto
      @Grafomanokrasto Před 4 lety +47

      @@vvventure Again, on the other hand there are MANY instances of Europe actually invading Russia (Napoleon, Hitler, etc)

    • @vvventure
      @vvventure Před 4 lety +20

      @@Grafomanokrasto yes, im not european, but I dont get that preconception (I understand the fear of Russia, specially because cold war times). The only modern countries that try to conquer all of europe are France and Germany

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 Před 5 lety +1630

    As a Scandinavian, I too lament the lack of raiding options in Risk :)

    • @alphastorm7051
      @alphastorm7051 Před 4 lety +56

      As a fellow Scandinavian, I agree.

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 Před 4 lety +30

      That happens when you are 1000 years too late!
      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @stormwanderer4672
      @stormwanderer4672 Před 4 lety +32

      less talking, more raiding

    • @ellaella2346
      @ellaella2346 Před 4 lety +10

      Boo for Denmark, get that potatoe out of your mouth before you speak next time, can't hear you. Worst wishes from Sweden

    • @alexandrajuel4812
      @alexandrajuel4812 Před 4 lety +14

      Ella Ella
      Potato in the mouth huh?
      As a Dane, I think we sound like we have a throat problem or we are constantly vomiting is far more accurate.
      Den beste of wishes to you Swedes

  • @TreyC68
    @TreyC68 Před 10 měsíci +7

    “I am not Spanish, I am a Catalan.”
    I thought he was Mexican

  • @PaddySnuffles
    @PaddySnuffles Před 3 lety +24

    This entire thing is pure gold, though the Catalan joke had me choking on my coffee from laughing so hard.

  • @DorkJedi96
    @DorkJedi96 Před 4 lety +1091

    Britain invading almost anywhere.
    "Really? Again? You never change!"

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Před 3 lety +16

      Except Russia, who chuckles in Winter.

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Neion8 **laughs in Crimean War**

    • @iqbalalfiyan8064
      @iqbalalfiyan8064 Před 3 lety +2

      he's never change

    • @starcitizen890j5
      @starcitizen890j5 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Neion8 VC medal 🏅 is made from captured Russian cannons.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Před 3 lety

      @@starcitizen890j5 True, but we never really owned anywhere in Russia, unlike the rest of the world.

  • @FlyingFocs
    @FlyingFocs Před 6 lety +2910

    As an American, I really appreciate America having a Texas accent.
    I'm not even joking, I think that's hilarious.

    • @kingkong381
      @kingkong381 Před 6 lety +284

      FlyingFocs Not from the US but I remember hearing a joke that "The world sees America the same way other American states see Texas."

    • @barroldtrumboma9162
      @barroldtrumboma9162 Před 6 lety +24

      It’s not specifically Texas. Many US states have that accent.

    • @jaredvale
      @jaredvale Před 6 lety +44

      I live in Pennsylvania and that's basically how I see Texas.

    • @jaredvale
      @jaredvale Před 6 lety +23

      Honestly I wonder what would happen if all 50 states were to declare independance

    • @alexmcbride7563
      @alexmcbride7563 Před 6 lety +28

      kingkong381 As an American, that’s pretty accurate. Although Florida is pretty crazy as well.

  • @InspiringBard
    @InspiringBard Před 2 lety +11

    This video gained an entirely different level of comedy this year.

  • @HeronCoyote1234
    @HeronCoyote1234 Před 2 lety +5

    The mom at the end: “You’ve been at that for centuries.” Dead-on.

  • @satin227
    @satin227 Před 4 lety +1103

    "I just assumed they were mine"
    nobody, absolutely no one
    Dimitri: blank stare of approval "now you're getting it comrade"

  • @booksaremybag4684
    @booksaremybag4684 Před 5 lety +1728

    Can we just give a shout out to the Irish guys who put this together and played the parts of other countries scarily accurately!!

    • @magali2702
      @magali2702 Před 5 lety +21

      Well, as to me it seems rather accurate! But of course I'm neither English nor American.

    • @ellencampbell3921
      @ellencampbell3921 Před 4 lety +29

      Magali Canadian here and I can’t stop laughing.
      The men are brilliant and work very hard at their craft.
      Masters of comedy.
      True Irish.

    • @niharpotluri9472
      @niharpotluri9472 Před 4 lety +28

      Yep I'm glad they put in a real Indian to play the indian🤣 (I'm indian myself)
      Edit: Half irish/half Indian

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 3 lety +7

      @@niharpotluri9472 your comment first confused me, since I grew up with movies on cowboys and indians ... That Columbus messed up more then he knew!

    • @niharpotluri9472
      @niharpotluri9472 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 hahah

  • @neotheone5559
    @neotheone5559 Před 3 lety +8

    Germany: "nein I get way to competitive it brings out ze wurst from me"
    (Erika plays in background)

  • @daimyogames3245
    @daimyogames3245 Před 3 lety +37

    Ok ok, as Russian, your stereotypical Dmitry is a very funny guy.

  • @zexivic7740
    @zexivic7740 Před 4 lety +485

    "Hippity hoppity this territory is now my property" - Britain

  • @cykuta44
    @cykuta44 Před 5 lety +382

    1:41 I JUST UNDERSTOOD
    THATS COLUMBUS JOKE OMG

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger Před 5 lety +16

      Holy shit that's really good, that one went over my head too.

    • @vykosin6776
      @vykosin6776 Před 5 lety +5

      Omg that was a joke??

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T Před 5 lety +6

      It took me 5 times to figure it out lmao!

    • @RasheedKhan-he6xx
      @RasheedKhan-he6xx Před 4 lety +4

      Ah.... Errrr..... Hmmm... Nope.
      See I'm dying to know your nationalities but I can't think of a polite way to ask.

    • @b..3543
      @b..3543 Před 4 lety +2

      @@RasheedKhan-he6xx may I use my guessing option ? How bout if we say; there's a silence kid in the school who someday acts different, way more LOUDER like a machine gun. These guys are from that country I guess

  • @harpliver
    @harpliver Před 3 lety +7

    "Try and stop me son." Hilarious.

  • @someguysjournal5233
    @someguysjournal5233 Před 3 lety +20

    Why does this make me simultaneously proud of every country involved

  • @briansheehan3430
    @briansheehan3430 Před 5 lety +3378

    "No that's not how this works. You have to be connected to the country you're attacking."
    "Just try and stop me son."
    lmfao!

    • @eileenboles8645
      @eileenboles8645 Před 5 lety +4

      Brian Sheehan u have to be beside the country u re goin to invade listen again ?

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 Před 4 lety +15

      Don't quote something if you're gonna get the quote wrong.

    • @theoz-zone7470
      @theoz-zone7470 Před 4 lety +30

      😂😂. Gotta love my country, America! The home of God, guns & blowing crap up!

    • @ordenhartley1309
      @ordenhartley1309 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfao is that French or *gasp* are you a Russian spy. You dirty comie.

    • @slayer0235
      @slayer0235 Před 4 lety +18

      As an American, I want to be offended. But also as an American, I think it's funny as hell. Carry on.

  • @quackquack7595
    @quackquack7595 Před 4 lety +419

    "I thought we were playing Monopoly"
    Shows money 😂😂

  • @seanjmy9214
    @seanjmy9214 Před 2 lety +13

    1:51 DAMM! This aged Well

  • @abc_8773
    @abc_8773 Před rokem +3

    1:32 "Anyone knows Chinese watching our clip?"
    I guess so -Sun Tzu

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 Před 5 lety +405

    "We're nearly done!"
    "Oh come off, you've been at that for centuries."
    Best part😂

  • @andmicbro1
    @andmicbro1 Před 5 lety +401

    "what troops in Ukraine?" Lol, this is awesome.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw Před 4 lety +6

      "no no no those are just seperatists"

    • @joshuaolavetobasia6833
      @joshuaolavetobasia6833 Před 3 lety

      @@YarSpry ñoº%

    • @dimitrim7246
      @dimitrim7246 Před 3 lety +1

      it is sad because the bloody conflict is still going on... but it is funny from the outside point of view, even russian unfortunately

  • @shurr3996
    @shurr3996 Před 2 lety +4

    0:39
    *well that certainly aged…and I wouldn’t say it aged like fine wine.*

  • @Giddog40
    @Giddog40 Před 2 lety +13

    There’s a certain part of this video that hasn’t aged well, or maybe it’s aged like fine wine, I’m not sure

  • @fintan6514
    @fintan6514 Před 6 lety +994

    Brilliant. Loved that topical Catalonia joke. Keep it up

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před 6 lety +9

      +Fintan Conlon thanks Fintan

    • @juanpefernandez
      @juanpefernandez Před 5 lety +1

      It didn't make sense with Catalonia. It should have been Spain

    • @andrescadenas1646
      @andrescadenas1646 Před 5 lety +3

      It was good but in spian we don't wear Mexican hats they are exotic for us

    • @kaliyuga1476
      @kaliyuga1476 Před 5 lety

      @@juanpefernandez Its a joke

    • @juanpefernandez
      @juanpefernandez Před 5 lety

      @@kaliyuga1476 sure, but the joke is best with Spain

  • @SantiaTK
    @SantiaTK Před 6 lety +322

    "Switzerland where is your army?"
    "oh i did not have one."
    "how are you meant to play the game?"
    "i thought we were playing Monopoly."
    fucking hilarious xD
    great video, just discovered this channel! I'm definitely checking the other stuff out

    • @konradplatt3833
      @konradplatt3833 Před 5 lety +4

      actually switzerland has a great army tradition. They are probably better armed than most european countries and historically there was a period of about 50-80 years where they had the greatest army of the world. The habsburg Empire feared them and lost 2 big battles despite significant numbers advantage.

  • @marginalia1783
    @marginalia1783 Před 2 lety +25

    Ok, we are at invading Europe stage, now we are waiting for somebody with wooden spoon to say its over.

  • @dylanreichley9219
    @dylanreichley9219 Před 2 lety +13

    0:40 "hey, what a second, who's troops are these in Ukraine?"

  • @marscars4030
    @marscars4030 Před 5 lety +1742

    In Soviet Russia you don’t play risk, risk plays you

    • @sergeontheloose
      @sergeontheloose Před 5 lety +25

      In soviet russia a lot of dead russian soldiers turn up at your backyard. The putin liar will continue to pedal his bullshit that "they are not there".

    • @jointhearumanati8065
      @jointhearumanati8065 Před 4 lety +3

      666 likes your welcome

    • @marscars4030
      @marscars4030 Před 4 lety +4

      JOIN THE ARUMANATI thanks

    • @GardEngebretsen
      @GardEngebretsen Před 4 lety +13

      In Soviet Russia you don't play risk, living is risk.

    • @JamesAndTheGiantPeach
      @JamesAndTheGiantPeach Před 2 lety

      This didn't age well

  • @winstonedwards2014
    @winstonedwards2014 Před 6 lety +538

    I am not a Spanish! I am a Catalan!
    *dramatic taking off of hat and zoom in*

    • @magali2702
      @magali2702 Před 5 lety

      So what?

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV Před 5 lety +7

      @@magali2702 Catalonians want independence from the rest of Spain.

    • @serkusventus
      @serkusventus Před 5 lety +17

      A Catalan playing as Spain disguised as Mexican WTF man?!

    • @joseluischunda9844
      @joseluischunda9844 Před 5 lety +6

      @@TwiggehTV the majority of Catalans don't want independence

    • @yourfriend895
      @yourfriend895 Před 4 lety +3

      @@joseluischunda9844 Yep, and pro-independence parties rule catalonia with great majority because magic.

  • @yianko2090
    @yianko2090 Před 2 lety +8

    Who else is watching this in 2022 and gets chills when you see the Russia part

  • @Purppull2
    @Purppull2 Před 2 lety +10

    This aged like fine Vodka

  • @sub2willne52
    @sub2willne52 Před 6 lety +2676

    These accents...

  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  Před 6 lety +546

    Subtitles available in Spanish, courtesy of Arm's mam. Click on CC above

    • @Mariya564419
      @Mariya564419 Před 6 lety +12

      Hey guys, I made subtitles in Russian ( I did the so my family can understand the video as well), any chance you can add them please?

    • @offtop1a
      @offtop1a Před 6 lety +2

      Well yes you do have a person who can read Chinese watching this, and by read Chinese you mean use right click to translate then, yes.

    • @ondraenglish8131
      @ondraenglish8131 Před 6 lety +3

      That's Google translated and all verbs are infinitives.. "courtesy of Arm's mam" my ass

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před 6 lety +10

      how dare you, im telling her you said that

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před 6 lety +4

      Hi Masha, we would love that - you can add them here: czcams.com/users/timedtext_video?ref=share&v=ARSNaSeT9hw

  • @samevans1289
    @samevans1289 Před 2 lety +5

    One of my favorite skits ever, so clever! I re-watch it every time it comes up in my feed.

  • @alicetomo
    @alicetomo Před 2 lety +4

    I love how everyone came back to this video

  • @s_quasimodo
    @s_quasimodo Před 4 lety +168

    "No, that's not how it works, you need to be beside the country you're attacking"
    UK: "I think I'll invade New Zealand"

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Před 3 lety +24

      UK: 'If it's got a coastline then it's actually our territory' *RULE BRITTANIA INTENSIFIES*

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 Před 3 lety +11

      I'm an island and new zealand is also an island,we're neighbors by sea

    • @amicus2844
      @amicus2844 Před 3 lety +1

      Germany After beating France: Britishman i know you will return if i have some fun in the east. I just want to get over the wather to invade you

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento Před 3 lety

      If you drill directly through the globe from England, you come out pretty close to New Zealand. "Hello neighbour!"

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 Před 6 lety +219

    "Germany, your turn"
    "Ohh mein Libensraum..."
    "What?"
    "Na, I think I'm not playing this time"

  • @zipobob1
    @zipobob1 Před 2 lety +18

    0:48 US: "Alright boys, I'm pulling my troops out of Middle East"
    "Hey! You can't just take your troops out whenever you want!"
    Perfect yet again for 2021.

  • @arthurlirafilho6678
    @arthurlirafilho6678 Před 2 lety +6

    4 years old video predicted 2022. Good job

    • @tempest3286
      @tempest3286 Před 2 lety +1

      The Ukrainian war has been a question of "when, not if" since they illegally occupied crimea

    • @patrickkirby6580
      @patrickkirby6580 Před 2 lety

      @@tempest3286 and the pulling out of Afghanistan??

    • @Spanky9605
      @Spanky9605 Před 2 lety

      The War in Donbas started in 2014 and involved Russian troops. That is what the video is referencing. They didn't predict anything technically.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti Před 2 lety

      @@patrickkirby6580 I would guess that they were thinking of Iraq with that comment.

  • @Seth9809
    @Seth9809 Před 6 lety +355

    I hate how someone freebooted this and got millions of hits on Facebook.

  • @zanyellthornton4751
    @zanyellthornton4751 Před 6 lety +156

    "you just try and stop me son" 😄

  • @srxvas
    @srxvas Před 2 lety +4

    "While you guys attack Africa... I will invade Europe" aaaa I bloody died 😂😂😂

  • @kleinesgespenst7481
    @kleinesgespenst7481 Před 2 lety +4

    Well that one proved rather prophetic...

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito Před 5 lety +34

    0:58 "It brings out the wurst in me" LOL.

  • @fridasharmonizer4866
    @fridasharmonizer4866 Před 6 lety +60

    “I just assumed they were mine” 😂

  • @rileyracies8624
    @rileyracies8624 Před 2 lety +4

    0:39 Foreshadowing to the 10th degree.

    • @Spanky9605
      @Spanky9605 Před 2 lety

      The War in Donbas started in 2014 and involved Russian troops. That is what the video is referencing. They didn't predict anything technically so it was not foreshadowing.

    • @rileyracies8624
      @rileyracies8624 Před 2 lety

      @@Spanky9605 Thanks smartass. Captain obvious. I obviously didn't think that this guy actually predicted the invasion of Ukraine forehead.

  • @somethingcloudy_somethingclear

    Loving it! When finally it's not one villain in the house, but everyone has their own "soft spot"!

  • @TheHertzz
    @TheHertzz Před 6 lety +535

    One of your best ones yet! As a German, I especially LOVED the German bit. Not your usual haha Germans are Nazis punchline but haha Nazis with a twist... And the pronounciation was spot on! Great job!

    • @christinesilvio3275
      @christinesilvio3275 Před 6 lety +9

      TheHertzz bin ganz deiner Meinung! In the Wurst way. 😄👍

    • @cogli0ne
      @cogli0ne Před 6 lety +23

      Rambo Baggins
      because all the new germans would require some sort of living space.

    • @jgih32
      @jgih32 Před 6 lety +3

      and we dont want to need extra soil to feed our citizens

    • @cogli0ne
      @cogli0ne Před 6 lety +29

      Fabian Hoess
      *looking at Poland *

    • @jgih32
      @jgih32 Před 6 lety +16

      Because we needz to haze more slave workerz onze we start to offerz our servize to the world again. Letz be honest no onze has the balls to startz the worldwar. Only we Germanz takze the stresz relieve burden.

  • @capitalistpig1032
    @capitalistpig1032 Před 6 lety +297

    *You’ve been at this game for centuries*

    • @edkenndy
      @edkenndy Před 5 lety +4

      Uh, actually, you've been at the game for centuries, Capitalist Pig.

    • @doodmann5898
      @doodmann5898 Před 5 lety +6

      Enemy spotted

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem Před 4 lety +2

      @@edkenndy Then Europe Said: *Democratic Socialism & Social Democracy*
      The USA: Kicks and Screams, then kicks the risk board out of south America's hands.

    • @justinallen2408
      @justinallen2408 Před 4 lety

      @@TerrariaGolem wack

  • @Blarnix
    @Blarnix Před 2 lety +6

    Yup, you all know why I'm here right now.

  • @Ledecral
    @Ledecral Před 2 lety +4

    This aged like fine wine

  • @josephpagan6820
    @josephpagan6820 Před 6 lety +259

    "I'm not aware of that" hahahaha.. subscribed

  • @lordcawdorofmordor2549
    @lordcawdorofmordor2549 Před 6 lety +216

    1:33
    Audio: ("Dui Bu Chi" 對不起) Sorry
    Subtitles: Is there a person who can speak Chinese watching our videos? (I'm not entirely sure since I'm used to writing traditional script)

    • @user-tj1uu4jd3r
      @user-tj1uu4jd3r Před 4 lety +4

      LordCawdorOfMordor 那个中文可把我笑到了......

    • @user-kq6ie1fe3j
      @user-kq6ie1fe3j Před 4 lety +3

      「有一個可以說漢語的人看著我們的錄像嗎?」,感覺這是機器翻譯,不過我也忍不住笑。

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 Před 4 lety

      为什么在用简体?

  • @AmanKumar-cs3yb
    @AmanKumar-cs3yb Před rokem +2

    Germany part is also awesome. "Way too competitive". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @archise3191
    @archise3191 Před 2 lety +9

    Man this video aged well