WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!! | Resident Evil 7 - Part 1

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  • @count_dcinamon
    @count_dcinamon Před 3 lety +13594

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark a few years later: Made an entire video dedicated to ranting on how he wants the giant vampire lady to crush his head with her thigh.

    • @officiallykevin
      @officiallykevin Před 3 lety +29

      Hey i recently hit 100 subscribers on CZcams! I’m also gonna be starting a Resident Evil Series on my channel and I wondering if you would be willing to check out those videos when they come out if you don’t want too that’s completely okay I just want more people to see them!😊

    • @mustangbeauty4
      @mustangbeauty4 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, he’s a loser now.

    • @mustangbeauty4
      @mustangbeauty4 Před 3 lety +9

      @Empire no.

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium Před 3 lety +130

      also mark, creating unus annus and we all know how that turned out.

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium Před 3 lety +10

      @@officiallykevin good for u

  • @merplet1562
    @merplet1562 Před 3 lety +11729

    Mark when his arm gets cut off: “There’s no way I can goop that back on!”
    Resident evil 8:

    • @rogamer7895
      @rogamer7895 Před 3 lety +372

      Ah yes, lets put some Elmer's glue on there and everything should be as good as new!

    • @minakoarisato1506
      @minakoarisato1506 Před 3 lety +169

      Flex tape😂

    • @antha6906
      @antha6906 Před 3 lety +16

      what I thought

    • @Doge-rv3vd
      @Doge-rv3vd Před 3 lety +182

      I still can't get over Ethan just superglueing his arm back on, jacket and all, and doesn't think anything of it

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 3 lety +23

      pour some juice and your hand will be alright

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip Před rokem +1486

    Love that Ethan had a bigger reaction to a single roach than Leon did to the entirety of Raccoon City's zombo population lmaooo

    • @cosmos1487
      @cosmos1487 Před rokem +87

      Well i guess leon is traumatized to the limit where it's normal for him

    • @ECHO-87
      @ECHO-87 Před rokem +77

      I mean before RE7 ethan was just a systems engineer in LA

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +22

      MARK NEEDS TO PLAY RESIDENT EVIL 4!

    • @catlingsplus
      @catlingsplus Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@loki4807 he did

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@catlingsplus When?

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow Před 2 lety +1974

    The unbelievable courage Ethan has from RE7 to RE8 is extraordinary. Especially having no idea what is happening most of the time, just keeps moving forward for his family. Ethan is a genuine badass.

    • @elijahharmel8450
      @elijahharmel8450 Před rokem +71

      are you surprised? remember what happened at the end of 8. true epitome of his character (also the dlc! literally Will Not give up)

    • @nemesis021
      @nemesis021 Před rokem

      @@elijahharmel8450 the ending in 8 was the stupidest shit I have ever seen.
      Why the fuck would you sacrifice yourself when you have a REMOTE detonator.
      Isn’t the point of a remote detonator to DETONATE a bomb at a safe distance without having to sacrifice yourself?
      Ethan’s death was pointless, only reason he died was Capcom killing his character for Rose.

    • @malodos2295
      @malodos2295 Před rokem +79

      Ethan has an indomitable human soul, leon is still my favourite but he’s a trained man and actually been through a lot, while ethan is just an ordinary dude that has no fears.

    • @DocteurSnow
      @DocteurSnow Před rokem +48

      @@malodos2295 I agree about Leon, he is a trained badass. They both have been through hell and back. Ethan is my favorite because he is just a normal dude who ends up dead but still fought for Mia, then later on fights for his daughter. Even after dying a second time. Leon and Ethan genuinely are some of the coolest protagonists in any game I've played. Only comparison I have with another character in a somewhat similar situation is Isaac Clark.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle Před rokem +8

      And delivering genuinely horrid one-liners along the way

  • @nicocazin7126
    @nicocazin7126 Před 7 lety +3807

    Mark: IS THAT A PAIR OF PANTS OR A ROTTING BODY I CAN NEVER TELL?!?

    • @AbbyWhisperWitch
      @AbbyWhisperWitch Před 7 lety +139

      CopiKazin to be fair I couldn't tell either and I had the video full screen lmfao

    • @PhotonChief
      @PhotonChief Před 7 lety +52

      Having watched various play-throughs, I'm fairly certain they are horse quarters. So it would be like the shoulder and leg or one side of the hip and the leg of a horse.

    • @theredline6829
      @theredline6829 Před 7 lety +9

      CopiKazin Leather jeans brah.

    • @anthony_8027
      @anthony_8027 Před 7 lety +23

      let me put some goop juice blop blop blop lol

    • @AbbyWhisperWitch
      @AbbyWhisperWitch Před 7 lety +14

      ZOMBIESUP 24 goop juice!! *makes farting noises* have you seen the subtitles? it legit says *make farting noises* when he uses the goop juice xD

  • @MostlyPennyCat
    @MostlyPennyCat Před 3 lety +7782

    And so begins the destruction of Ethan's left hand.

    • @srjuliusiv5383
      @srjuliusiv5383 Před 3 lety +18

      🤣

    • @BananaMan743
      @BananaMan743 Před 3 lety +135

      Oml it’s so true it’s always his left hand this sent me lol 😂

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 Před 3 lety +204

      the universe really looked at ethan winters and said "no hands for you"

    • @xqcommunity
      @xqcommunity Před 3 lety +5

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @azraelsalvacion6135
      @azraelsalvacion6135 Před 3 lety +80

      @@tearez13 I always wonder how he handles the situation

  • @RegisteredPlant
    @RegisteredPlant Před 11 měsíci +701

    If you look past the insanity, you can see that the bakers were nice people before the biohazard hit them. The way Jack took you in, the way zoey took care of your severed hand, the way Marguerite made you dinner even though you were a complete stranger, I truly feel sorry for these people, their family was ruined by a mold/fungus.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 7 měsíci +42

      They deserved better RIP The Bakers

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa Před 7 měsíci

      The G Mould
      Or T
      There's the T and G Virus and we all know those are literally created to do the same thing as the Mould

    • @h0undiie
      @h0undiie Před 5 měsíci +48

      well except lucas lucas just sucks

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 5 měsíci +28

      @@h0undiie he was already a sociopath before Eviline.

    • @Enemyguitar
      @Enemyguitar Před 4 měsíci +31

      It makes their story even more compelling because when playing through it at first you’ll think “these people are crazy!” And then on play throughs after it’s “these people are crazy but it’s not their fault and they are still trying to fight it to this day”

  • @pinkmochamilk
    @pinkmochamilk Před 2 lety +464

    Coming back to this, Ethan was the first successful but accidental subject who was all mold but retained his memories and didn't go apeshit like Miranda or Eveline.
    Well done, Umbrella.

  • @dlausactor6373
    @dlausactor6373 Před 7 lety +5981

    Resident Evil 8 needs to have an achievement called "I'M A BRAVE BOY!!!"

    • @ulikejazz1393
      @ulikejazz1393 Před 7 lety +53

      dlausactor6373 they better have that achievement

    • @originalname2926
      @originalname2926 Před 7 lety +62

      dlausactor6373 not a brave enough boy for dis

    • @koyadaone
      @koyadaone Před 7 lety +7

      dlausactor6373 what time does he say that

    • @leonaarnold682
      @leonaarnold682 Před 7 lety +18

      #imabigboy #loveformark #fucksitdropedmyfoodagain XD #imabraveboy!

    • @bdonprodictiond5485
      @bdonprodictiond5485 Před 7 lety +6

      dlausactor6373 yes dude yes

  • @flooftwo2732
    @flooftwo2732 Před 3 lety +12546

    little did markiplier know that 4 years later he would start simping over a vampire lady

  • @the8wave
    @the8wave Před rokem +195

    I just realized how on point Mark was when Jack stomped on Ethan’s head and Mark said “did he just crush my head? Are we dead now?”. Yes… yes you are. And now you’re just mold people. Unfortunately you won’t find that out until the end of the next game but you called it.

    • @jayvee1387
      @jayvee1387 Před 3 měsíci +25

      His ability to call game plots is truly uncanny. Hes been able to do it successfully with a vast majority of the games hes played.... I definitely see why him and Mattpat get along so well XD

  • @gabriellazoldyck9588
    @gabriellazoldyck9588 Před 2 lety +300

    *Doors just exist*
    "Father": *Goes through wall*
    *Handles exist*
    Mia: *Uses axe to open door*
    Lol what's with this family??

  • @isaaccorley2042
    @isaaccorley2042 Před 3 lety +18542

    POV your here from the future so you can catch up with the story

  • @trouty7947
    @trouty7947 Před 3 lety +5471

    Ethan: "it's Mia! She wants me to come get her!"
    Mia: "I specifically requested the opposite of this"

    • @rickybobby2479
      @rickybobby2479 Před 3 lety +25

      she wants BE to come get her?

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Před 3 lety +21

      @Lila Tacklind Noh… it’s BE. Baby Ethan.

    • @kapithecat9457
      @kapithecat9457 Před 3 lety +19

      And then Ethan finds out that Mia is an original vampire

    • @aamon3
      @aamon3 Před 3 lety +21

      That message probably didn't get to him, though

    • @nanosanimations8705
      @nanosanimations8705 Před 2 lety +35

      Mia: this is not what I ordered.

  • @hallow_creator7501
    @hallow_creator7501 Před 2 lety +199

    Mark: I'm a brave boy
    Mia appears
    Mark: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS

    • @michaellynes3540
      @michaellynes3540 Před měsícem +3

      25:47
      Mark: Oh fuck. Oh FUCK. I’MA BRAVE BOY! I’M GONNA GO DOWN THOSE STAIRS! I’MA BRAVE BOY. Oh, fuck you in a million ways. Oh, fuck you du- (26:06) Why you gotta be sO SLOW? I’MA BRAVE BOY!!! Mia? (26:13) OH FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!

  • @99dazemusic
    @99dazemusic Před 2 lety +71

    2:32 I only just noticed, the outside IS film, or pre-rendered, then when Ethan looks down to stop the car, and looks back up, it transitioned seamlessly to the actual game outside

  • @johnthomashood1241
    @johnthomashood1241 Před 3 lety +6984

    “Is Ethan dead now” *after Ethan gets his head stomped in*
    Well Mark you may have actually been on to something

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 Před 3 lety +291

      This whole Ethan being Mold all along makes me wonder, we know Mia was absolutely infected, long before he was, does this mean she's still infected too? Or has she been 'cured' but Ethan wasn't no one realized he was infected...

    • @theadchannel6888
      @theadchannel6888 Před 3 lety +60

      Jeez guys talk about spoilers.

    • @macyona
      @macyona Před 3 lety +106

      @@tearez13 pretty sure she was cured by the serum that ethan gave her

    • @casonjones2801
      @casonjones2801 Před 3 lety +222

      @@theadchannel6888 You’ve had four years bro

    • @gangstapenguin7877
      @gangstapenguin7877 Před 3 lety +7

      Thanks for the Spoilers:')

  • @CalemTheDrake
    @CalemTheDrake Před 4 lety +2547

    Ethan: *gets stabbed*
    "Oh no!"
    "Anyway..."

    • @Mick8393
      @Mick8393 Před 3 lety +19

      *This is fine dog in a nutshell*

    • @Igelmanz
      @Igelmanz Před 3 lety +3

      Every game protagonist ever

    • @andreelandreville9303
      @andreelandreville9303 Před 3 lety +4

      My name is also Ethan...

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 Před 3 lety +5

      gets hand chopped off and just walked it off

    • @fuav66777j
      @fuav66777j Před 3 lety +5

      That’s because it is hinted at that Ethan has the virus, which has a side effect where you heal fast when hurt.

  • @rockfriendmemo
    @rockfriendmemo Před 2 lety +214

    i love how this series makes me interested in seeing ethan bat away flies with his hand the same way he does with the dimitrecu sisters…

  • @i_is_unicorgi6540
    @i_is_unicorgi6540 Před rokem +224

    Bro- I just realized mark actually guessed that Ethan died when he first encountered the father

    • @TristyVG
      @TristyVG Před 21 dnem

      I guess so

    • @TristyVG
      @TristyVG Před 21 dnem

      Also, when his hand was stapled on again, hands don't work that way😂

  • @nighthasfallen456
    @nighthasfallen456 Před 7 lety +3863

    **goes to play piano**
    **piano lid shuts by itself**
    Piano: Don't touch me.

    • @susanwilson2271
      @susanwilson2271 Před 7 lety +59

      Night Has Fallen *after lid shuts can't touch this starts playing except it's don't touch me*

    • @spoopyblogs
      @spoopyblogs Před 7 lety +3

      Night Has Fallen omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sillhanden
      @Sillhanden Před 7 lety +55

      "I have a boyfriend..."

    • @theanimegirl6004
      @theanimegirl6004 Před 7 lety +6

      Sillhanden
      brah that's probably what it said 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanfire4176
      @ryanfire4176 Před 7 lety +7

      Night Has Fallen antisocial af!

  • @teakslack
    @teakslack Před 7 lety +4327

    *I'm ok with underwater monsters, as long as they don't fart up against my leg* -Markiplier, 2017

  • @StarkAlchemy
    @StarkAlchemy Před rokem +46

    Mark being confused about why it's suddenly dark and rainy is peak Louisiana culture. We don't know either. One second is a beautiful 80s day near Christmas and the next there's a Cat. 5 hurricane in the gulf bearing down on you and threatening your roof.

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 Před 2 lety +250

    Mark: Three years...
    Subtitles: 3 minutes
    Mark: ...for three years...
    Subtitles: for 3 minutes
    Mark: ...three years.
    Subtitles: 3 minutes, take it or leave it
    When Mark blocks with his hands in the very end, his left hand starts bleeding heavily. That's a really cool detail I've never noticed before.

  • @satan_is_a_real_man8478
    @satan_is_a_real_man8478 Před 4 lety +4384

    Markiplier: : "why does it take so long to reload?!"
    Markiplier's left hand out in the hallway 👁️👄👁️

  • @riggityraven
    @riggityraven Před 3 lety +3415

    “i’m not a masochist” your recent video on resident evil 8’s tall lady says otherwise

  • @Hoodwinkle
    @Hoodwinkle Před rokem +94

    Man, I would do anything to experience this game for the first time again

    • @karls8103
      @karls8103 Před rokem +3

      booze n bricks will help

    • @Scare_bear0721
      @Scare_bear0721 Před rokem

      Watch it..dont want it for years eventually forgeting about it then watch it again? Maybe that'll work? 😂 I haven't watched this since mark uploaded these videos and forgot everything 😂

    • @noellesmith9483
      @noellesmith9483 Před rokem +3

      I just played this game for the first time last month. I knew nothing about it and I hadn't seen any gameplay. It was a religious experience lol.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 7 měsíci

      is it weird that I found episode 5 before finding the entire series?

    • @Bruxa1298
      @Bruxa1298 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I'm watching it for the third time and honestly I'm having more fun than the first time.

  • @evan-pd1mw
    @evan-pd1mw Před rokem +105

    39:46 “how can you reload so slow?” Ethan: “maybe cause I’m missing a hand

  • @gaycake6364
    @gaycake6364 Před 7 lety +2705

    Jacksepticeye: oh god please no dead body,
    Markiplier: let's find a dead body-oh damn there isn't one
    Jack: let's close the door because I'm a good house guest
    Mark: what's closing a door

    • @Deathwing21
      @Deathwing21 Před 7 lety +144

      PewDiePie: What is a door!?

    • @andrealeigh2951
      @andrealeigh2951 Před 7 lety +3

      Toreadork hahahahah this is halairious

    • @delirious323
      @delirious323 Před 7 lety +3

      My Channel: O SHIT A DOOR IM SPOOPED

    • @ihatemyself6890
      @ihatemyself6890 Před 7 lety +1

      Toreadork was going to comment the same thing lol

    • @yourashynut8780
      @yourashynut8780 Před 7 lety +52

      haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?
      plz get the joke

  • @shinigamiapples1100
    @shinigamiapples1100 Před 3 lety +4470

    "No goop juice is gonna fix this!"
    RE8: "watch this"

    • @gabs25_26
      @gabs25_26 Před 2 lety +5

      LMAAOO

    • @jakevanmeter7385
      @jakevanmeter7385 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao it's so true😂

    • @GalaxyCrystals
      @GalaxyCrystals Před 2 lety +34

      Spoilers for RE8 ending!!!
      Ethan gets his heart ripped out: “Well. GOOP JUICE FIXES ALL”
      Mother Miranda: “What in the actual fuck did you just say!?”

    • @ThomFam
      @ThomFam Před 2 lety

      Its So True.

    • @ohshietitzcici3589
      @ohshietitzcici3589 Před 2 lety

      well to be fair, ethan isn’t even human

  • @BessmaITube
    @BessmaITube Před rokem +54

    I should have thought of Rewatching this in October, I forgot how this thing is actually very scary.

    • @average.arrowhead9477
      @average.arrowhead9477 Před rokem +1

      yeah fr tho the jumpscares are truly terrifying, gotta get used to it as I'm binging this all for the story!!

  • @Zombieshark420x
    @Zombieshark420x Před 3 lety +20

    41:10 "Does that mean my head got stomped in!"
    Well according to Resident Evil 8... Yes. That is the exact moment Ethan Winters officially died. After that point, you are a mold monster in an Ethan flesh suit.

  • @clarkeeverett4476
    @clarkeeverett4476 Před 4 lety +1895

    "gonna play on normal because I'm not a masochist" Unus Annus: "So that was a lie"

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 Před 3 lety +11

      no that's Ethan who is a Masochist, Mark is a Sadist.

    • @XcamrynX
      @XcamrynX Před 3 lety +5

      @@darlenebuck541 during no touch-us anus eef used bdsm cuffs

    • @5Crows
      @5Crows Před 3 lety +5

      I HEARD HIM SAY THAT AND CAME LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!

    • @kamisama9421
      @kamisama9421 Před 3 lety +5

      REDACTED

    • @Alex-wr8sk
      @Alex-wr8sk Před 3 lety +1

      heh heh, what.. nope no such thing * fake smile * nope never a thing dont know what ur talking about heh heh

  • @yinghuasys5276
    @yinghuasys5276 Před 3 lety +2054

    Mark: "Am I dead??"
    People who watched RE8: Well no, but actually yes

    • @chemicalsunshine5229
      @chemicalsunshine5229 Před 3 lety +78

      no, but yes, but no, but yes. for real this time.

    • @jonathandavies2334
      @jonathandavies2334 Před rokem +22

      No but, actually well yes

    • @FatWalterWhite69
      @FatWalterWhite69 Před rokem

      Shut up weeb

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa Před 7 měsíci +7

      People when resident evil 9 comes out:
      Well
      You see it's more complicated than we thought

    • @carlaivan2179
      @carlaivan2179 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@AxiEisa wasnt it confirmed that the next game will have a story separate from ethan, mia and rose?

  • @Bruxa1298
    @Bruxa1298 Před 5 měsíci +11

    My third rewatch of RE 7. I love that game so much. I love Mark playing horror games. And I honestly love Ethan.

  • @WhskyBcn
    @WhskyBcn Před 2 lety +41

    I like that attention to detail, how they added the scar on Ethan’s hand where he got stabbed through with both the knife and screwdriver.

  • @TheSimplyJJP
    @TheSimplyJJP Před 7 lety +1524

    I now accept "Welcome to the family, son" as a famous video game quote, may it be said throughout the ages.

    • @MillennialNerd
      @MillennialNerd Před 7 lety +74

      TheSimplyJJP Until I took an arrow to the knee.

    • @Nobodyshero8213
      @Nobodyshero8213 Před 7 lety

      Dustin Kiggins fuck you

    • @Rebel42356
      @Rebel42356 Před 7 lety +24

      Should we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?

    • @shagohad3
      @shagohad3 Před 7 lety +16

      Nanomachines, son

    • @snowali805
      @snowali805 Před 7 lety +9

      I keep on reading ages as eggs XD

  • @MidnightLunaRose
    @MidnightLunaRose Před 7 lety +1559

    I just now noticed that grandma moves her head and watches you as you move around. THAT IS NOT OKAY.

    • @MidnightLunaRose
      @MidnightLunaRose Před 7 lety +27

      Well Ruby, i know he noticed but, i didn't.
      smartalic

    • @anoushka9054
      @anoushka9054 Před 7 lety

      MidnightLunaRose I noticed too 😧

    • @toychicap6781
      @toychicap6781 Před 7 lety +3

      SarahMariePardy you mean "CREEPY AS FUCK?"

    • @toychicap6781
      @toychicap6781 Před 7 lety +1

      Gamer Shark200 XD lol I subed 4 u ur funny!

    • @gamershark2004
      @gamershark2004 Před 7 lety +2

      Toy Chica :P heh thanks! I'm normally not too funny xD

  • @norbertbluhm6999
    @norbertbluhm6999 Před rokem +39

    PoV: it's the beginning of current year and you're here to rewatch this legendary Series

    • @amber_0232
      @amber_0232 Před rokem +2

      Mood. Me too

    • @ainsleigh351
      @ainsleigh351 Před 7 měsíci

      literally a yearly tradition, are u ready for 2024? WE ARE SO BACK!!

  • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
    @Jogjosmowwdkfs Před 2 lety +57

    I watch these to fall asleep to, it’s so freaking relaxing

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs Před 2 lety +11

      I am once again back to listen to this to go to sleep to

    • @smolbean9435
      @smolbean9435 Před rokem +4

      Was just about to ask why and how this series is relaxing, but I just remembered how watching an episode of criminal minds before bed helps me relax enough to go to sleep lol
      Similar thought processes, I see

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup Před rokem +9

      remember to turn off autoplay, i got woken up by mark hitting opera notes while playing RE2

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs Před rokem +3

      @@smolbean9435 I have watched these multiple times and every time the exact same thing happens, so I know all of the words Mark is going to say and I know all the plot points and I have already seen it so I know what’s happening on the screen, so I don’t wanna open my eyes and actively watch it, and it’s excellent background sound. I’m using voice to text so the formatting of my message may be a little weird, but I hope that explains to you why I like it so much

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs Před rokem +1

      I’m back again

  • @nevermakingittobroadway3617
    @nevermakingittobroadway3617 Před 5 lety +2090

    "I was in the middle of having an existential crisis, then you come waltzing through the woods!" If that isn't a mood-

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 Před 4 lety +39

      He says that, but his tone is "How dare you?" in the most pure form.

    • @fart4389
      @fart4389 Před 4 lety +2

      NeverMakingItToBroadway didn’t you say this on marks hand simulator video too

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 Před 4 lety +2

      @@fart4389
      he just likes those words

    • @scoobybros3501
      @scoobybros3501 Před 4 lety +2

      omfg ikr it is a friekin MOOD

    • @hotmamma2126
      @hotmamma2126 Před 4 lety

      What hozier song is this

  • @chai_999
    @chai_999 Před 4 lety +1879

    Mark: *gets stabbed through hand*
    Mia: “you should leave”
    Mark: “well no duh”

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 4 lety +12

      Oh, I was thinking about staying and eating what was in the miCROWave. maybe watch TV oh, you only have vcr tapes and you only have one tape, and it says Derelict House Footage and all your guest's have gone insane and Gramma appears in random places and you don't know why? Well, I guess I have heard enough. Aight I'ma head out. Oh, I can't leave, you want me to be part of the family.... Well shit, here we go again.

    • @vinnytrashedtortilla4674
      @vinnytrashedtortilla4674 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @ALAN-kt6nf
      @ALAN-kt6nf Před 4 lety +1

      He was trying to leave tho

    • @LolganSaucey
      @LolganSaucey Před 4 lety +1

      Ur mum

    • @iyanah
      @iyanah Před 3 lety +1

      @@LolganSaucey what

  • @hannahbanana1216
    @hannahbanana1216 Před 2 lety +50

    “Slap some goop juice on me.” Love it 😂

  • @damhskippy
    @damhskippy Před 2 měsíci +9

    i cant believe it took me seven years to find this... this has been my favourite game since i was younger watching my older brother play it.. about to binge this whole thing

  • @jaspersugimoto7340
    @jaspersugimoto7340 Před 3 lety +2914

    There are two types of people.
    Markiplier: Lets find a dead body! Aww...
    Jacksepticeye: Don't be a dead body... Whew... Safe!

    • @ShadowGames-zm3us
      @ShadowGames-zm3us Před 3 lety +14

      Welp

    • @silverink1824
      @silverink1824 Před 3 lety +56

      I'm strictly team let's find a dead body but only for game series and movie series not real life series I have a very strong definitive line

    • @amalie7508
      @amalie7508 Před 3 lety +2

      Sheeeeeeeeh

    • @penguin1018tw
      @penguin1018tw Před 3 lety +1

      @@silverink1824
      Qama
      Lp]

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 Před 2 lety +2

      @@silverink1824 Same. Who would want to find a body irl?

  • @biggemboaty
    @biggemboaty Před 7 lety +2631

    Imagine if the first words Mia said to Ethan when he found her was.. "It was just a prank, bro"

    • @petaforfood
      @petaforfood Před 7 lety +100

      John Shepherd there's a hidden camera behind you

    • @jasomace2714
      @jasomace2714 Před 7 lety +63

      John Shepherd all cool bro your starring on a prank show

    • @logicalabyss
      @logicalabyss Před 7 lety +18

      John Shepherd that would be funny

    • @goingupandupandup
      @goingupandupandup Před 7 lety +45

      John Shepherd *just a social experiment

    • @andrewnunn681
      @andrewnunn681 Před 7 lety +72

      John Shepherd *_IT WAS JUST A PRANK HAN_*

  • @CodettaMel-chan
    @CodettaMel-chan Před 2 lety +39

    Shout out whoever did the subtitles on the video, easily some of the highest quality I've seen in a while.

  • @kristinaadams7083
    @kristinaadams7083 Před rokem +16

    ok so mark is busy making his first full length movie... so its one of those times that we go back and sift through marks awesome video lists and binge watch some of our favorites. even though we always crave new contents cause well we all love to see mark. but thank goodness we have plenty to pass the time as we wait .

  • @destinyperry1430
    @destinyperry1430 Před 7 lety +2807

    could you say she's now your... axe wife?!

  • @stripeyghost3054
    @stripeyghost3054 Před 7 lety +1524

    Ethan lost his left hand. I guess you could say he's...
    *ALL RIGHT NOW!!!*

    • @pip398
      @pip398 Před 7 lety +4

      Uniqueness gone wrong huh uhhh not with his left leg still intact 😊

    • @theninjafuckr4109
      @theninjafuckr4109 Před 7 lety +3

      Living up to your name I see. Well the latter part of it at least.

    • @ThunderGleek
      @ThunderGleek Před 7 lety +7

      Ha ha, get out.

    • @shamekarobinson4228
      @shamekarobinson4228 Před 7 lety +3

      Buh-Doo-Tiss

    • @FHNC4Ever
      @FHNC4Ever Před 7 lety

      Uniqueness gone wrong Don't know if you know this, but that was also a reference to Arrested Development bc they literally say that in the show and someone actually loses their left are... lol great show

  • @triv4492
    @triv4492 Před 2 lety +14

    Can't even count how many times I watched this game played by different youtubers over the years, now it's time for mr. Markiplier

  • @wormyangel
    @wormyangel Před měsícem +5

    I’ve watched Mark play RE 8 and like I was invested in that so I decided to see what came b4 that when it came to Ethan’s story cuz bros trauma has me INVESTED :3

  • @basiltheworld
    @basiltheworld Před 5 lety +3387

    Mark: *goes on about being a loving husband*
    Random killer: *kidnaps wife in front of him*
    Mark "I'm just gonna stay back here for now!"

    • @spinel8271
      @spinel8271 Před 5 lety +2

      Ok

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 Před 4 lety +52

      he said loving not *insane*

    • @scoobybros3501
      @scoobybros3501 Před 4 lety

      lol I'm stupid, you posted this 10 months ago and your user name is max but i read it as the maximum amount of months this had been posted for.
      r/facepalm

    • @scoobybros3501
      @scoobybros3501 Před 4 lety

      lol I'm stupid, you posted this 10 months ago and your user name is max but i read it as the maximum amount of months this had been posted for.
      r/facepalm

    • @meow477
      @meow477 Před 3 lety

      KARKAT

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui Před 4 lety +2195

    Am I really going to watch this playthrough for the seventh time in quarantine?
    Yes. Yes I am.

    • @Multip4cks
      @Multip4cks Před 4 lety +35

      Bro I have watched this 100th time get on my level

    • @DanielXS15_
      @DanielXS15_ Před 4 lety +10

      @@Multip4cks mood

    • @GOGGLES_5
      @GOGGLES_5 Před 4 lety +16

      This is my first time

    • @Multip4cks
      @Multip4cks Před 4 lety +8

      @@GOGGLES_5 nice hooe you like it or liked it he made it really funny

    • @GOGGLES_5
      @GOGGLES_5 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Multip4cks everything about it is great so far, the game and Mark's reactions

  • @darlinglilith4362
    @darlinglilith4362 Před 2 lety +51

    Ah yes , Ethan Winters having all his fingers , and generally being alive

  • @darcybow3915
    @darcybow3915 Před rokem +11

    Watching this for the first time and haven't even finished first episode and I’m totally creeped out. This game is intense

  • @GuitarGodofRock
    @GuitarGodofRock Před 4 lety +1867

    2019-2020 Momento Mori RIP

  • @karmageinz7394
    @karmageinz7394 Před 3 lety +1784

    4 years later
    Mark: *Thirsty for Lady Dimitrescu*

    • @silverink1824
      @silverink1824 Před 3 lety +9

      I mean to be fair she can carry you guys any takers and she's got finger blades

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 Před 3 lety +7

      "Its not a sexual thing!"

    • @Megalith21
      @Megalith21 Před 3 lety +1

      "Not a masochist"

    • @adrianaxoxlol
      @adrianaxoxlol Před 3 lety +2

      @@loganstewart3369 “its a power thing”

    • @marshmellowmoon7990
      @marshmellowmoon7990 Před 3 lety

      @@adrianaxoxlol That's probably more masochistic then if it was a sexual thing.

  • @cave.faerie
    @cave.faerie Před rokem +7

    clancy: screaming, being abducted --
    youtube: GET DOMINOS THREE TOPPING PIZZA

  • @kursed22
    @kursed22 Před 4 měsíci +11

    anyone else come back to this series every year or just me🤣

  • @wesbryan6163
    @wesbryan6163 Před 7 lety +3701

    Markiplier: No i was gonna run for it
    Jacksepticeye: Dammet i didnt wanna kill her!
    Pewdiepie: THATS RIGHT BITCHHHH

  • @oliviamary7934
    @oliviamary7934 Před 7 lety +2153

    Jumpscares are:
    minor (15:58)
    major but kinda predictable (26:13)
    major (28:18)
    major (36:04)
    minor? major? not sure. (39:30)
    major (40:58)
    major (48:20).

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 Před 11 měsíci +7

    When I saw Mark play “Resident Evil VII”, I thought it was going to be a quick in and out game. I had no idea what I got myself into.

  • @okay845
    @okay845 Před rokem +19

    Have to watch this series at least once a year

  • @idonthackatall
    @idonthackatall Před 7 lety +4422

    I guess you can say she was M.I.A.?

  • @waverave24124
    @waverave24124 Před 3 lety +2197

    41:15 "Am I dead? Is Ethan dead?" 41:26 "how am I alive??" *Sweats after returning 4 years later

    • @charliehouse5138
      @charliehouse5138 Před 3 lety +65

      I can’t lie I hate that we found out that he just straight up died and lived the rest of the game and Resi 8 as some mould monster thingy

    • @waverave24124
      @waverave24124 Před 3 lety +30

      @@charliehouse5138 we don't know how the DLC will turn out so hopefully they'll bring Ethan one last time. I feel like they need to reveal his face within the story eventually

    • @charliehouse5138
      @charliehouse5138 Před 3 lety +16

      @@waverave24124 yeh I hope so but it kind of ruined everything for me when I found out that he’s been dead since 7. I don’t know why but it’s just a bit annoying

    • @avd_designs_
      @avd_designs_ Před 3 lety +93

      @@charliehouse5138 How? It proves he’s the first successful creature to have a virus/mold whatever work like it was intended. He was undead but kept his memories and was able to have a kid. I think it’s really cool

    • @alexcorrie4534
      @alexcorrie4534 Před 3 lety +37

      @@avd_designs_ I agree. It evolves the story. Instead of trying and failing every time, there is finally a successful result.

  • @boop9430
    @boop9430 Před měsícem +3

    Easily one of my favorite Markiplier series, I love watching him play RE

  • @Azreal231916
    @Azreal231916 Před 2 lety +9

    “Oh did my head get stomped in?! Am I dead? Is Ethan dead?!”
    “Wait how am I alive?!”
    **epic foreshadowing**

  • @sparrowparadise
    @sparrowparadise Před 5 lety +1049

    "Is that a pair of pants or a dead body?!"
    Gets me every time

  • @drawas8053
    @drawas8053 Před 7 lety +1486

    one does not simply use liquid medicine to seal up a gosh darn stab in the dang hand.

    • @ayoelang
      @ayoelang Před 7 lety +40

      Draw'as boop superjuice!

    • @d-parke5413
      @d-parke5413 Před 7 lety +1

      Draw'as What about a sawed off arm?

    • @Simrathe
      @Simrathe Před 7 lety +18

      In a universe with viruses and thise with abilities that could more or less exist in our world, you kind of have to give the game the benefit of the doubt and not arbitrarily decide what realistic elements are "not allowed" or "stupid."

    • @eroalduin7305
      @eroalduin7305 Před 7 lety

      its his superjuice
      Boop superjuice

    • @eroalduin7305
      @eroalduin7305 Před 7 lety +1

      oh damn i was beat to the joke

  • @a.j.theman893
    @a.j.theman893 Před měsícem +2

    11:22 It has only just now occurred to me to consider the fact that there HAS to be a SMELL coming from the fridge, among other places, and the fact that Ethan doesn't react to any of the smells must mean he either can't smell, or he spends most of his time around the worst smelling things on the PLANET.

  • @jacksonhenry7449
    @jacksonhenry7449 Před 4 měsíci +3

    41:25 "wait I'm alive?? How??" Oh if only you knew Mark

  • @solium3114
    @solium3114 Před 4 lety +1493

    Mark: *Watches Ethan’s hand get stapled back on*
    Also Mark: “HOW DO I HAVE A HAND?!”

    • @ChildishFoster
      @ChildishFoster Před 4 lety +25

      Yote this could also be a quote from unas anas

    • @subtle7721
      @subtle7721 Před 4 lety +12

      @@ChildishFoster this video is 3 years old

    • @fantasyweaver1828
      @fantasyweaver1828 Před 4 lety +24

      Yote I think he's more so yelling over the fact that his hand is working and operating once more, simply put he could have easily picked up his severed hand and he technically would have had his hand back, I think he's surprised at how when it was stapled back on that it's still able to function, just a little thought lol

    • @likethewizard_yk
      @likethewizard_yk Před 4 lety +6

      GLen Jones *unus annus

    • @ChildishFoster
      @ChildishFoster Před 4 lety +3

      TheOverSeer FX I mean this could also be something that he said in unus annus for some reason

  • @shnewbi3789
    @shnewbi3789 Před 3 lety +1051

    me casually watching this video: "Ethan if your seeing this"
    a random ad interrupting:" I wanted my hepatitis C gone"

  • @angelinaagosto5865
    @angelinaagosto5865 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Okay fine, I’ll rewatch this series for the millionth time.

  • @hashimdavis4576
    @hashimdavis4576 Před 4 měsíci +3

    i was in 8th grade when i first watched this series 7 years ago. god damn man. it is so insane how i’ve watched mark for half of my life.

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 Před 7 lety +1285

    Thats moment when im so scared I watch in 144p

    • @jkterjters
      @jkterjters Před 7 lety +79

      Jesus... That's a new one...

    • @gamejitzu
      @gamejitzu Před 7 lety +2

      +DevilVocano boy

    • @sleepytea9317
      @sleepytea9317 Před 7 lety +4

      DevilVocano 😂😂😂

    • @eroclese6288
      @eroclese6288 Před 7 lety +33

      DevilVocano the thing making your comment funny is your profile pic

    • @lukejanzen8886
      @lukejanzen8886 Před 7 lety +1

      DevilVocano I'm watching in 770p fuck me

  • @jocelynpadilla9194
    @jocelynpadilla9194 Před 7 lety +1843

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIDDING DOWN HERE SOLDIER!!! GET BACK IN FULLSCREEN!!! NOW!!!

    • @Blue-bi3wz
      @Blue-bi3wz Před 7 lety +19

      Jocelyn Padilla xYES SIR

    • @malibu2174
      @malibu2174 Před 7 lety +15

      Jocelyn Padilla I'm on mobile so HA

    • @dentonchinn7776
      @dentonchinn7776 Před 7 lety +3

      Nick Gamer 384758 u van still full screen nugga nothing has changed

    • @katybrockman
      @katybrockman Před 7 lety +19

      Jocelyn Padilla But I don't wanna......... *whines like a toddler*

    • @sleepytea9317
      @sleepytea9317 Před 7 lety +15

      Jocelyn Padilla SIR YES SIR! 😭😭😭

  • @genome7970
    @genome7970 Před 15 dny +2

    32:03 I like how we talks about using the demo as some third eye and he literally missed the lock pick behind him immediately lmao

  • @emilyruegge9291
    @emilyruegge9291 Před 3 lety +1466

    I love how mark sees a creepy dude walking around and instead of getting freaked out he's just offended

    • @bigdanslivestreams4060
      @bigdanslivestreams4060 Před 2 lety +8

      @Nightshader I played this when I was 11 and it first came out and had to return it lol

    • @patrickwentzell4638
      @patrickwentzell4638 Před 2 lety +1

      why was Clancy the only one left alive for the death games Lucus set up ?
      I don't get that he wasn't killed right away it's a bit strange ya know .

  • @FalkVonKrone
    @FalkVonKrone Před 7 lety +555

    "I wanted to run"
    *opens a fucking drawer*

  • @decorativewingdings
    @decorativewingdings Před 8 měsíci +3

    Accidentally watched a playthrough of this game when i was really young
    I will never forget it

  • @mask938
    @mask938 Před 2 lety +6

    Everytime Markiplier has to squeeze through a narrow space, I'm gonna say "Little Piggy no no! Little Piggy go home!"

  • @bioterman8609
    @bioterman8609 Před 5 lety +1497

    Mia: daddy's coming
    Ethan: I knew you were cheating on me

  • @rachelmaksy
    @rachelmaksy Před 7 lety +4275

    I'm probably gonna end up watching this whole game 3 times because of all my favorite people playing it, and I WILL REGRET NOTHING.

    • @noacohen7545
      @noacohen7545 Před 7 lety +20

      The Pinup Companion memeemememee daz games and jacksepticeyee and markimoo ofc

    • @Darkclone
      @Darkclone Před 7 lety +10

      The Pinup Companion same! seeing them freak out is fun as well as the commentary

    • @arrogantlake8369
      @arrogantlake8369 Před 6 lety +17

      The Pinup Companion I watched it 4 times jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Achievement Hunter. Now I'm rewatching them cuz they're funny.

    • @JonMosher
      @JonMosher Před 6 lety +20

      except i have like ten...
      I live on youtube

    • @williamsmith2382
      @williamsmith2382 Před 6 lety +1

      Same

  • @frogery
    @frogery Před rokem +8

    38:25 there were two, but they knew exactly what they were doing with that placement 🤣

  • @calamitytilt
    @calamitytilt Před 7 měsíci +4

    9:35 Something about the fact Mark accidentally says "the rage game" cracks me up

  • @themenace48
    @themenace48 Před 4 lety +1111

    “Is that a pair of pants?”
    Yes... anything’s a pair of pants if you’re brave enough...

    • @gagerowell8253
      @gagerowell8253 Před 4 lety +43

      They are thermal pants that also double as a nutritional snack.

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 Před 4 lety +12

      @@gagerowell8253
      now available at Walmart

    • @gagerowell8253
      @gagerowell8253 Před 4 lety +11

      @@yourgodsenseigod6834 god I hope they were spared from the panic buyers

    • @yourgodsenseigod6834
      @yourgodsenseigod6834 Před 4 lety +11

      @@gagerowell8253
      still available top shelf

    • @gagerowell8253
      @gagerowell8253 Před 4 lety +9

      @@yourgodsenseigod6834 damn, cant reach top shelf

  • @emgustilo2093
    @emgustilo2093 Před 3 lety +1654

    Mia: (screams) LEAVE ME!
    Mark: (screams louder) I’M TRRYIINNNGGGGG!!!!!!
    🤣🤣

  • @vadenjackson9292
    @vadenjackson9292 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Revisiting for old times sake, years have flown by

  • @benjaminvogel7043
    @benjaminvogel7043 Před rokem +4

    I'm not exactly sure why, but RE7 has been my favorite of Mark's playthroughs since it came out.

  • @harper6032
    @harper6032 Před 5 lety +1276

    *Knocking*
    Mark: *Yells* I'M NOT HOME!!!

    • @bitpixel7156
      @bitpixel7156 Před 5 lety +13

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 Před 5 lety +8

      Ethan would have called FBI to help him.

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 Před 4 lety

      that madman

    • @jaylinn7763
      @jaylinn7763 Před 4 lety +1

      Is this for the hearing impaired? We all watched the video dumbass

    • @harper6032
      @harper6032 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jaylinn7763 Nah, just posting my favorite quote. I get that it can be annoying though, sorry

  • @pola1828
    @pola1828 Před 4 lety +784

    Mia: LEAVE ME!!!
    Mark: I‘M TRYING

  • @Im_depressing
    @Im_depressing Před 7 měsíci +3

    I feel it’s hard to believe that Resident Evil 7 came out 6 years ago with the best gameplay I’ve ever seen

  • @Valimyr64
    @Valimyr64 Před 11 měsíci +3

    RE7 will always hold a special place in my heart. Never plyed it but I definitely plan too

  • @dietmtndew6119
    @dietmtndew6119 Před 7 lety +697

    " I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, AND THEN YOU COME WALTZING IN HERE"
    me everyday tbh

  • @pearlking8842
    @pearlking8842 Před 7 lety +423

    when you use the axe in Mia's neck..
    jack: oh no.. i'm so sorry
    mark: oh no.. i didn't want kill her!
    felix: HAHAHAHAH.. wait.. CONFIRM THE KILL, ALWAYS CONFIRM THE KILL

    • @whitejester
      @whitejester Před 7 lety

      Pearly.k XD

    • @muskankazi8995
      @muskankazi8995 Před 7 lety +2

      Pearly.k ahhahahahaha felix is least bothered 😂😂

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 Před 7 lety +4

      Pearly.k That soulless Swede!

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 Před 7 lety +41

      Pearly.k sad to say, Felix is the smartest one in that situation 😂 that is survival 101. If someone/something is trying to kill you, you make sure that bitch ain't getting back up!

    • @AhmetCanK1
      @AhmetCanK1 Před 6 lety +1

      I need to watch felix his playtrough

  • @NEXXI-
    @NEXXI- Před 4 měsíci +4

    Not only did this game fix RE but it's also scary as fuck which is why im hyped to play it

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V Před 2 lety +6

    Some of the earlier times I went Urban Exploring I hit up a couple old farm houses that were abandoned and one of them had a story according to my cousin where there was foul play lol. Unsure if it was true though.
    Also the crew guy who says go inside first then shoot the outro, that's how I do it so it is good advice lol

  • @SuperHhhbk
    @SuperHhhbk Před 7 lety +2511

    Jumpscares : Holy shit I am tired
    5:33 low
    6:14 medium
    6:42 low
    10:06 low
    10:24 low
    11:06 very low
    13:29 low
    15:43 low
    15:59 high
    16:47 medium
    19:42 low
    22:42 low (lmao Mark doesn't even check on his girlfriend and hides)
    23:09 very low
    24:50 medium
    25:22 very low
    25:45 medium
    26:10 high
    26:14 extreme ( i dropped my sandwich)
    26:26 high
    28:20 medium
    29:00 holy shit(something bad happens)
    30:19 low
    33:00 very low
    34:26 very low
    35:39 medium
    36:06 extreme ( i dropped my drink this time 😞 * )
    36:46 holy shit wtf
    38:32 very low
    39:27 medium
    40:59 extreme (fuck @_@)
    43:16 wtf
    45:32 grandma stares at you (low)
    47:18 low
    48:18 very low
    48:22 extreme (fuck this game)
    And that's it my friends Holy shit!
    It took me a lot of courage to go fullscreen and it was very difficult to make a jumpscare list when you are on a mobile.
    So please like this comment and help others too. Peace Out 🙂