Google Translate Sings: Despacito (PARODY Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee ft. Justin Bieber)

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  • @pikachargaming9538
    @pikachargaming9538 Před 5 lety +8134

    Despacito=slowly
    Google translate: well yes but actually no.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 Před 5 lety +70

      Holy schnitzel

    • @shadowcreeperking8423
      @shadowcreeperking8423 Před 5 lety +47

      I would like but you currently have 69 likes

    • @oldrabbit8290
      @oldrabbit8290 Před 5 lety +115

      I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o Před 5 lety +33

      Well yes, but actually, yes...

    • @aaahhh915
      @aaahhh915 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol😂

  • @wingfighter4617
    @wingfighter4617 Před 5 lety +3970

    *"This is better than the original".*
    -Someone who speaks spanish.

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 Před 5 lety +88

      Alex Really, much better, you don't want to know what really means the song XD

    • @nyctea7675
      @nyctea7675 Před 5 lety +50

      That's right, I tell you cause I speak spanish :)

    • @breyerhorsestudios2964
      @breyerhorsestudios2964 Před 5 lety +58

      I saw the real translation of Despacito. It's quite gross. 😠

    • @julianmurillo4678
      @julianmurillo4678 Před 5 lety +50

      Breyer Horse Studios Get used if you hear Spanish “reggaetón”. All of them talk about sex and even one talks about how good is raping woman.

    • @napking7899
      @napking7899 Před 5 lety +35

      @@julianmurillo4678 Yeah, basically xd That's why I hate reggaetón. I prefer to listen musicals, idk, like... Hamilton -w-

  • @barfyy2773
    @barfyy2773 Před 4 lety +2853

    “i killed without problems” I think google translate is a murderer.

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm also a BFB fan. uwu

    • @RyanKhieu
      @RyanKhieu Před 4 lety +33

      "I will remove your throat"

    • @corruptbf756
      @corruptbf756 Před 4 lety +30

      or google translate is the man behind the slaughter.

    • @eggbig3448
      @eggbig3448 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes daddy

    • @Addibaddii
      @Addibaddii Před 3 lety +11

      bruh I hate myself for laughing at this xD

  • @overlordcringe2715
    @overlordcringe2715 Před 4 lety +2190

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time"
    Basically school

    • @rainbowvamps8988
      @rainbowvamps8988 Před 3 lety +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol

    • @joshorton9061
      @joshorton9061 Před 3 lety +27

      Wow, your school moved at relativistic speeds? That's so cool!

    • @li-df4yx
      @li-df4yx Před 3 lety +2

      Lol😂

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes I agree

    • @PixelTrainer.
      @PixelTrainer. Před 3 lety +12

      Just if you don't look at the clock. When you look at that mother f-er the seconds becomes hours.

  • @katiekawaii
    @katiekawaii Před 6 lety +6227

    Half of the humor is her. Others have tried to copy the concept, but the randomness of the lyrics isn't enough on its own to make it funny; *she* makes it funny.

    • @violindays
      @violindays Před 6 lety +156

      katie kawaii I agree I end up lol-ing and loving the vid laughing so much she s so good

    • @therealtimdrake
      @therealtimdrake Před 6 lety +12

      mhm

    • @LolLolMary
      @LolLolMary Před 6 lety +10

      The video is funny..

    • @platypus6810
      @platypus6810 Před 6 lety +160

      katie kawaii I know her acting and editing are a big part of what makes this so good

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 Před 6 lety +159

      Sean King
      Not only that, but having someone with real talent do a joke song adds a lot more value and humor to the song. I don't think it'd be as funny if she were tone deaf.

  • @chrispatel8519
    @chrispatel8519 Před 7 lety +4998

    1:10 "You can spend a long time in a very short time."
    *D E E P*

  • @Zero_Loras
    @Zero_Loras Před 4 lety +594

    "I killed without problems.
    Quickly.
    I want to get rid of your throat.
    I'll show you something in your ear.
    If you're not with me , you'll lose"
    Is google translate okay ?

    • @Fantxea
      @Fantxea Před 3 lety +47

      Growing growing growing growing plant

    • @moonleigh3469
      @moonleigh3469 Před 3 lety +47

      i think google translate has worse mental heath problems then me in a pandemic

    • @killercat191
      @killercat191 Před 3 lety +9

      that one single friend who can't get over his ex 😂 google translate

    • @svrvphimprod
      @svrvphimprod Před 3 lety +3

      Google translate is gaslighting you.

    • @tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554
      @tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554 Před 3 lety +2

      No I dont think so

  • @_humanindeed_4491
    @_humanindeed_4491 Před 4 lety +976

    " You can spend a very long time in a short time!"
    Me in my math class

    • @me.myself.i
      @me.myself.i Před 2 lety +3

      underrated comment bro

    • @ZenganTheFool
      @ZenganTheFool Před 2 lety +5

      i think it's the other way around, if you feel like time is longer than it actually is, you spend a short time in a very long time (unless of course if you really love your math class and it goes really fast for you, then yeah totally)

    • @-cosmixnebulae-7398
      @-cosmixnebulae-7398 Před měsícem

      My math class is actually one of my favorites. I would say this line applies to my science.

  • @sakum4s
    @sakum4s Před 7 lety +2561

    "I see your chest hair, i want to be your objective"
    I can't i'm dead-

    • @elainewilliams8440
      @elainewilliams8440 Před 7 lety +43

      I know..and Javier's reaction to that was perfect!

    • @amber2025
      @amber2025 Před 7 lety +36

      "I want to slowly slowly taste"

    • @amyleighton
      @amyleighton Před 7 lety +41

      By steps, soft and flabby stage

    • @melbuser22
      @melbuser22 Před 7 lety +5

      Sinon Chan omg as I reader it she said it 😂

    • @addybettis8560
      @addybettis8560 Před 6 lety +6

      Sinon Chan I read this as it said it XD

  • @AdelaideBeemanWhite
    @AdelaideBeemanWhite Před 7 lety +1639

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time". That's deep.

    • @solveigdiriksdottir2689
      @solveigdiriksdottir2689 Před 6 lety +10

      Adelaide Beeman-White. Of course you can

    • @Bully50
      @Bully50 Před 6 lety +7

      Adelaide Beeman-White 😂😂😂😂so deep

    • @user-nd4xq6ri4q
      @user-nd4xq6ri4q Před 6 lety +19

      Adelaide Beeman-White You can do it if your in school(for the school haters😂)

    • @norctic
      @norctic Před 6 lety +21

      I just spent five minutes trying to understand that.

    • @chickennugget8225
      @chickennugget8225 Před 6 lety +3

      Adelaide Beeman-White 666th like see u in hell

  • @Kawaiitwo
    @Kawaiitwo Před 4 lety +462

    “Mother, until today.”
    “I know that the child is my right.”
    Looks like Google Translate is getting divorced.

  • @El_Silveiro
    @El_Silveiro Před rokem +297

    I love how the translator turned a word that means slowly into the exact opposite

    • @realSethNG
      @realSethNG Před rokem +6

      I think she did that bit on purpose😂

    • @ForExample2023
      @ForExample2023 Před 9 měsíci +17

      I figured out how that happened!
      I translated "DESPACITO" back and forth between English and Spanish 5 times.
      The result of the translation was the following:
      Slowly > Easy > Ready > Quick > Quickly
      So... that's basically how it got. Maybe I should try this for "Gradually watermelon"...

  • @StarSaphire9981
    @StarSaphire9981 Před 7 lety +2868

    Slowly became Quickly. Wow.

  • @miki2003pl
    @miki2003pl Před 6 lety +1325

    Google Translate: Quickly
    Actual Meaning: Slowly
    This is why you don't use Google Translate

    • @imverynottoxic8824
      @imverynottoxic8824 Před 6 lety +9

      miki2003pl same

    • @kob6912
      @kob6912 Před 6 lety

      They fixed it

    • @Luna-kk6qf
      @Luna-kk6qf Před 6 lety +8

      My face when somebody said they used translate 😑

    • @geopixels6886
      @geopixels6886 Před 6 lety +1

      Luna Guyt
      That's the entire point of this video smart one.

    • @MyUnquenchableThirst
      @MyUnquenchableThirst Před 6 lety +1

      I don't understand the point. How many times is she translating the song?

  • @idraw9815
    @idraw9815 Před 4 lety +228

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time"
    School enters the chat*

  • @annainspain5176
    @annainspain5176 Před 4 lety +248

    As a professional translator myself, I thank you for this! I'm crying with laughter! We did chain translations in university and it was hysterical, but then I translated a book that had been chained from French to Italian to English, and I had to translate it into Spanish! If I didn't speak all of those, it would have been a mess (which it already was).

  • @RubyFennex
    @RubyFennex Před 5 lety +3269

    *I killed without problems*
    *I want to get rid of your throat*
    I don't trust Despacito anymore...

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 Před 5 lety +57

      At least not with any sharp object.

    • @RikThunder33
      @RikThunder33 Před 5 lety +23

      I never did

    • @lancenovak6970
      @lancenovak6970 Před 4 lety +9

      The Muffin I thought you wanted to die... 🤔

    • @RubyFennex
      @RubyFennex Před 4 lety +4

      @@lancenovak6970 I do, but I don't want Despacito killing other people, because then there are more people who want to kill me!

    • @Scarlettleesy
      @Scarlettleesy Před 4 lety

      @Lilly REALLY?!

  • @morganrae9172
    @morganrae9172 Před 7 lety +788

    GROWING GROWING GROWING. GROWING GROWING PLANT.

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +12

      Morgan Love PLANT!

    • @kanegamer5595
      @kanegamer5595 Před 7 lety +7

      Morgan Love I dont know how it translate plant it only says go up a thousand times

    • @gggg-jb2tv
      @gggg-jb2tv Před 7 lety +12

      Morgan Love while i was reading this , it played the part

    • @iamalemon3951
      @iamalemon3951 Před 6 lety +2

      XD

    • @skylarblinn5309
      @skylarblinn5309 Před 6 lety +6

      Maybe the growing plant is the gradually watermelon!

  • @randomguy435
    @randomguy435 Před 4 lety +184

    Means slowly
    Google translate:
    Well let me QUICKLY ruin that for you

  • @cutegroot3698
    @cutegroot3698 Před 4 lety +315

    “I only have one angle”
    ....explained basically all of Justin Bieber’s pictures on google.....
    ....how ironic.....
    *also sorry if I spelled his name wrong..

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat Před 5 lety +3811

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: *I want to get rid of your throat*

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang Před 4 lety +1928

    Despacito: slowly
    Google translate: quickly
    you had one job

    • @manda666uknow
      @manda666uknow Před 4 lety +4

      You shold be like Ijustwantobecool you So funnyyyyyyyyy😂😂😂😂😂 serios bruuuuuushhhhhhh you a really bit of funnyyyyy I got to like lafhhhhhhhh a hay dayyyyyy sadlyyyy not have the game buuuuut chaoiiiii!!!! 😂😂😂✌️

    • @manda666uknow
      @manda666uknow Před 4 lety +4

      I am just happyyyyyy ! Don’t joke on me Mkay’ caseeeee fel embarsed!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂But seriosly No!😂❤️🥺

    • @manda666uknow
      @manda666uknow Před 4 lety +1

      helena_lang Just thinking u friking funnyyyy😂😂😂

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 Před 4 lety +4

      xD

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 Před 4 lety +7

      And failed E P I C L Y

  • @everyyxy8425
    @everyyxy8425 Před 4 lety +93

    "We are a bit stranded"
    "I blame you for that."
    Please...

  • @salmonkhan304
    @salmonkhan304 Před 4 lety +158

    My aim is to become a doctor and serve for the people
    Google translate: you're a mechanic and made of iron
    Dream destroyed

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +10

      it's more like getting rid of her throat.

    • @farwazaidi3428
      @farwazaidi3428 Před 3 lety +9

      "You're a mechanic?"
      Iron man 3
      Made of Iron
      Bro your dream is Iron man.
      Dream = Amazing

    • @penguin22penguin22
      @penguin22penguin22 Před 2 lety

      @Swag Monke HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO DELETE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ DO NOT LEAK THIS PLZ HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  • @rusher0015
    @rusher0015 Před 6 lety +1573

    "I killed without problems"

  • @ghostanimations3
    @ghostanimations3 Před 5 lety +2195

    What does despacito mean?
    -It means slowly.
    *After 1 minute*
    "Quickly"

    • @oldrabbit8290
      @oldrabbit8290 Před 5 lety +50

      I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..

    • @AlexTomlinson2013
      @AlexTomlinson2013 Před 4 lety

      Exactly xD

    • @Lumiere-luciole
      @Lumiere-luciole Před 4 lety +8

      Actually quickly means rapidito 😂😂

    • @janamahmoudadel14
      @janamahmoudadel14 Před 4 lety

      True

    • @moonleigh3469
      @moonleigh3469 Před 3 lety

      @@oldrabbit8290 @TutuLe if quickly is rapidito that actually makes perfect sense lol

  • @OswaldHemair
    @OswaldHemair Před 3 lety +79

    Ok but like the actual lyrics are really close to this
    One line is actually"I want to sign your labryth wall'
    And another
    "So that my seal stays with you"

    • @angelitovolador3154
      @angelitovolador3154 Před 3 lety +11

      Also "I see you are malice with delicacy"

    • @Evie_SG
      @Evie_SG Před rokem

      Are these some types of innuendo or smthn?

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes, they are meant to be extreme innuendos.

  • @catebunny3022
    @catebunny3022 Před 3 lety +51

    A kid in my class sang despisito years ago and in the middle of it he said “alright that’s enough Spanish.” And sat back down 😂😂 it was for a musical share day, to share your talents... I miss simple days of elementary school 😂😂😂 it’s been years since that happened and I still look back and think about it 😂😂

  • @HeresToPhilipWylie
    @HeresToPhilipWylie Před 7 lety +231

    All right, I admit it - it *is* my fault that you're stranded. Just please, don't take my throat.

  • @rkay1959
    @rkay1959 Před 5 lety +2736

    Malinda: what does despacito mean
    Man: it means slowly
    Google Translate: (it means) quickly
    Malinda: (thinking) hold up what

  • @thepotatoking5835
    @thepotatoking5835 Před 4 lety +60

    Here's my translation from 7 languages on my phone:
    No, no.
    Font
    DY
    Yes
    No, no, no
    Yes Yes Yes
    Dad says
    Gender
    Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either
    I have to dance with you today (DY)
    I saw that your eyes had already called me
    Show me how (oh)
    You, the magnet and I are metal
    I approach and set a plan
    Thinking about it makes diarrhea faster (Yes, yes).
    When I’m done, I’m usually happier than usual
    All my thoughts are very much needed
    This should be taken without any problems
    Small
    I need a little breathing
    Let me tell you something with your ears
    You may remember that you were not there for me
    Small
    I want to break up and break up a little bit
    I am signing on the wall of your laboratory
    And change the handwritten text (up, up, up)
    (Bottom, bottom)
    I'd like to see a dance for your hair
    I want to be your way
    He shows me his mouth
    Favorite place (favorite, children)
    Let me go to your site
    You even scream
    And Forget Your Last Name (Friend, Good Father)
    If you ask me to deceive you, give it to me
    I know you think so
    I tried for a while
    Mom, this is free and generous
    You know your heart I'm throwing bum, bum
    You know a child needs a hut, a hut
    Come and try your mouth and see how he knows it
    I want, I want, I want to find the love you have
    I'm not in a hurry, I want to take a trip
    Let’s slowly, and then the forest
    Step by step, easy and easy
    We are slowly getting stronger
    When you read it skillfully
    I find it bad in good food
    Step by step, easy and easy
    We will be strong
    And that beauty is confusing
    But to put it here I have a part
    Small
    I need a to breathing
    Let me tell you something with your ears
    You may remember that you were not there for me
    Small
    I want to break up and break up a little bit
    I am signing on the wall of your laboratory
    And change the handwritten text (up, up, up)
    (Bottom, bottom)
    I'd like to see a dance for your hair
    I want to be your way
    He shows me his mouth
    Favorite place (favorite, children)
    Let me go to your site
    You even scream
    And forget your last name
    Small
    Let’s get to the sand in Puerto Rico
    Until the waves called out, "Yes, happy!"
    Keeping my seal
    Step by step, easy and easy
    We will be strong
    He shows me his mouth
    Favorite place (favorite, children)
    Step by step, easy and easy
    We will be strong
    You even scream
    And forget your last name (DY)
    Small

    • @neerajbeniwal856
      @neerajbeniwal856 Před 4 lety +7

      All hail, a new meme is born here

    • @oececawolf
      @oececawolf Před rokem +1

      Thinking about it makes diarrhoea faster 😂
      Oh blob, no.

  • @angeline808
    @angeline808 Před 3 lety +25

    “See how, coming soon” 1:16
    This is literally every cliffhanger!

  • @LeonnPont
    @LeonnPont Před 7 lety +829

    HOW CAN SHE SING THIS SO SERIOUSLY?

  • @victoriakoopman5144
    @victoriakoopman5144 Před 6 lety +1316

    “I killed without any problem”

  • @ewright9057
    @ewright9057 Před 4 lety +35

    Draco Malfoy @ Harry Potter: “If you aren’t with me you will lose!”

  • @oliverpyke9590
    @oliverpyke9590 Před 4 lety +94

    A favourite child
    Parents: wait , thats illegal

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 Před 4 lety +1

      Some parents still have faves. Mine never did. :)

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lyoko2516 i'm sorry

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme I'm not broken up about it. My sister and I were pretty much brought up the same (but we had different ends of the spectrum when it came to disorders, but we were still brought up evenly).

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Před 3 lety

      @@Lyoko2516 no, i'm sorry for your parrent.

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 Před 3 lety

      @@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme They are wonderful people. I don't need pity. :)

  • @areumdaumi
    @areumdaumi Před 4 lety +3056

    “I have only one angle”
    -shows Justin Bieber -
    DAMN LMAO

  • @FrozenBusChannel
    @FrozenBusChannel Před 6 lety +4009

    The problem is, how did "slowly" become "quickly"?

    • @danh3617
      @danh3617 Před 6 lety +69

      OMG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOL XDDDD

    • @totz_the_plaid9625
      @totz_the_plaid9625 Před 6 lety +220

      It's multiple layers of Google Translate. A single Spanish to English translation makes almost complete sense and is very VERY sexual.

    • @miguelrodrigues2705
      @miguelrodrigues2705 Před 6 lety +145

      Might have passed threw portuguese... despachito might have been translated to something like despacha-te which means quickly ^_^

    • @Tocaliaaa-p5t
      @Tocaliaaa-p5t Před 6 lety +11

      Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道 it's a mystery

    • @isaachayes3293
      @isaachayes3293 Před 6 lety +4

      Ikr

  • @Zerodoesntknow
    @Zerodoesntknow Před 4 lety +16

    "I want to get rid of your throat"
    "Ae ae"
    "I see tour chest hair, I want be your objective"
    "I killed without problems"
    "I will show you something in your ear"
    "I know that the child is my right"
    "You, you are a mechanic and made of iron"
    "Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
    "How do you know what comes at my face?"
    "It's aesthetic is a conundrum"

  • @whatsafterly
    @whatsafterly Před 4 lety +13

    Nobody:
    Google translate: *soft and flabby stage* (2:39)

  • @theblackstardisciple
    @theblackstardisciple Před 7 lety +253

    "We are a bit stranded.....I blame you for that "

  • @annetran2038
    @annetran2038 Před 6 lety +422

    Despacito ---> Quickly
    Google translate, you had one job.

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz Před 6 lety +1

      Aren Villarreal what?

    • @krys-alee3518
      @krys-alee3518 Před 6 lety +22

      i dont know if you are confused but Despacito means slowly or in literal terms, little by little, in Spanish. The opposite of quickly.

    • @enderlp9666
      @enderlp9666 Před 6 lety +11

      it is translated to quickly... watch the video -_-

    • @MoonlightYt_
      @MoonlightYt_ Před 6 lety +4

      despacito to rapidito xD (slowly to quickly)

    • @qellexyz5194
      @qellexyz5194 Před 6 lety

      Anne Tran
      ROASTED.

  • @sophie900
    @sophie900 Před 4 lety +15

    no one:
    spanish:my sunrise on the darkest day
    google translate: BLACK DARK DAY

  • @alexandrucalciu4806
    @alexandrucalciu4806 Před 4 lety +17

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time" this is some philosophy.

  • @koalahearth7927
    @koalahearth7927 Před 6 lety +4149

    The google translate version of this song is about a bloodthirsty girl who has fallen in love

  • @jenna1886
    @jenna1886 Před 7 lety +614

    "I don't know, I'm just here to ruin it for you," -Malinda 2017

    • @ekokonutz
      @ekokonutz Před 7 lety

      JenJay Awesome
      I was on the part when i red it XD

    • @inksans3318
      @inksans3318 Před 7 lety +1

      JenJay Is Not Awesome ur mean!!!

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 Před 6 lety +1

      I need this on a shirt.

  • @hakalakalaka0.963
    @hakalakalaka0.963 Před 4 lety +11

    me trying to act natural: *y o u s e e m t o h a v e e a r s*

  • @carrotlol
    @carrotlol Před 4 lety +112

    Music: despacito
    English: slowly
    Google translate: qui-I-ickly
    Spanish people:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Facepalm

  • @breneditz8829
    @breneditz8829 Před 7 lety +275

    Plot Twist, these are the actual lyrics.

  • @fatimaiskandarli1197
    @fatimaiskandarli1197 Před 4 lety +2238

    "You seem to have ears, you feel my words" I should use this phrase a lot in my everyday life 🤣🤣🤣

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 Před 4 lety +40

    I am SO glad this is the only time I've ever heard Despacito. Never heard it before today. I'm just going to imagine that this is better than whatever the supposedly depraved other one is. Thank you for making the world a better place, Malinda!

  • @AlqhemyA
    @AlqhemyA Před 3 lety +11

    “See how”
    “Coming soon”
    Games not teasing items in a nutshell

  • @elenaionescu715
    @elenaionescu715 Před 7 lety +983

    How the hell did Despacito(slowly) turn into quickly?!

    • @robertjoey1063
      @robertjoey1063 Před 7 lety +105

      That happened *fast*

    • @elenaionescu715
      @elenaionescu715 Před 7 lety +16

      XxDachshundxX Productions 😂

    • @Allanon096
      @Allanon096 Před 7 lety +34

      please realize its translated through 15 languages or so, actual meaning got lost most likely

    • @user-wm4bc1hj8q
      @user-wm4bc1hj8q Před 7 lety +4

      Did you not read 'Parody'??

    • @robertl.2676
      @robertl.2676 Před 7 lety +4

      Elena Ionescu she translated into 5+ languages...

  • @lostperson5482
    @lostperson5482 Před 7 lety +1479

    "Come at me"
    Uhhhhh
    "Quickly"
    Quickly what?
    "I want to get rid of your throat"
    😐
    "Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
    A what what?
    "Bucket, I have sought for some time"
    O.....k?
    "Growing growing growing PLANT"
    If it's fine with you...
    Edit: 416 likes in a DAY???

    • @littlelaluna
      @littlelaluna Před 7 lety +2

      Broccoli Oli iiu

    • @dekipvanida
      @dekipvanida Před 7 lety +4

      666 already

    • @godanri
      @godanri Před 7 lety +3

      746 in 2 days, so not bad XD

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter Před 7 lety +14

      Also "I kill without problems" .
      Google is having a some psychopathic tendencies.

    • @Zain-gt5od
      @Zain-gt5od Před 7 lety +1

      Broccoli Oli I

  • @PixelParanoid
    @PixelParanoid Před 4 lety +15

    1:19
    Acceleration ...
    Yes
    Meme man would be happy

  • @SamTheMan12
    @SamTheMan12 Před 4 lety +14

    *"You can spend a Long time in a Very Short Time"*
    LOL

  • @missmiliagujo
    @missmiliagujo Před 7 lety +345

    I Killed Without Problems BUT HERE I AM ON THE MOUNTAIN OH YEAH

  • @lemon_fleur
    @lemon_fleur Před 6 lety +872

    “I have only 1 angle”
    *Dies*

  • @shadowsfire3644
    @shadowsfire3644 Před 4 lety +8

    1:01
    She looks so done. XD

  • @lazyladyu.u7200
    @lazyladyu.u7200 Před 4 lety +11

    3:12 this is when the weird stuff start.....

  • @slaxep5960
    @slaxep5960 Před 5 lety +657

    “I know that the child is my right”
    nO KaReN pLeAsE

  • @boopdog5524
    @boopdog5524 Před 7 lety +365

    *I L I K E S H A P E S*
    No? Ok Ill leave now

    • @grace8416
      @grace8416 Před 7 lety +22

      Thepic Gamer
      Gradually watermelon

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp Před 7 lety +9

      Every day I find some new railway

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1577
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1577 Před 7 lety +7

      Thepic Gamer I'm in love with your System!!

    • @barbiehanna
      @barbiehanna Před 7 lety +1

      XD

    • @Apratha101
      @Apratha101 Před 7 lety +3

      Thepic Gamer
      Gradually watermelon
      I'm in love with your system
      Everyday I find a new railway😂

  • @MattsCrazyArt
    @MattsCrazyArt Před 3 lety +7

    She's hilarious, creative and beautiful... but more than the humor I love her voice

  • @bea7823
    @bea7823 Před 4 lety +15

    2:48 “I see you’re malice with delicacy” is almost the actual translation. Wow.
    Edit: delicadeza is the quality of being delicate. I don’t think the word is used that way in English. If it is, then GT got it right!

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel Před 4 lety

      Lilllate people even use the word innovation even through they don’t even know what’s actually means

  • @soph.b6054
    @soph.b6054 Před 7 lety +979

    "Why do human beings really like to dance to songs that they don't understand?"
    *gulps and deletes K-pop from search history*
    Edit: 1k?!?? I'd like to thank my parents, my imaginary cat, and BTS for this moment that I will frame on my wall.

    • @enbyue
      @enbyue Před 7 lety +19

      Sophia Bates BABE! u need not DELETE that PERFECT K POP shit ! I STG U ARE AWESOME!!!

    • @soph.b6054
      @soph.b6054 Před 7 lety +7

      Tae Is mah Bae You're pretty awesome yourself lmao 😂!

    • @enbyue
      @enbyue Před 7 lety +4

      Sophia Bates IKR

    • @milkymae7279
      @milkymae7279 Před 7 lety +5

      Lol, me

    • @enbyue
      @enbyue Před 7 lety +5

      _Blood_Sweat_and_Yee_ NAH , Language isnt a barrier when it comes to MUSIC !! I love and am proud of what i listen to

  • @sanjanasoni2262
    @sanjanasoni2262 Před 6 lety +635

    “I’ve only one angle ‘’(shows Justin bieber’s photos)
    Masterpiece

  • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
    @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade Před 4 lety +16

    Fun fact: My mom absolutely adores this song, so I got curious and decided to look up a translated version on the internet (not this one tho, I mean the real translation) and tbh, I have never been able to tell her what it really means to this day >.

  • @ubblebungus
    @ubblebungus Před 3 lety +10

    1:41 Only Siths deal in absolutes.

  • @shatteredswords
    @shatteredswords Před 6 lety +505

    The growing, growing, growing PLANT - you could say it *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*'d

  • @KD1999
    @KD1999 Před 7 lety +938

    despacito= quickly
    Bravo Google translate

    • @sofiaperri3143
      @sofiaperri3143 Před 7 lety +5

      kev diaz it's pretty fun to see how google translate is drunk, another time😂btw I have a question...Why do you use Bravo....it's an Italian words...I do not understand😐

    • @FannyMMOs
      @FannyMMOs Před 7 lety +9

      Many, many languages have borrowed that word, Sofia. :D

    • @sofiaperri3143
      @sofiaperri3143 Před 7 lety +5

      FannyMMOs
      Yeah, you're right in Italy we borrowed some english words too. Like Makeup, Style, outfit, Stylist etc...
      Thanks for your answer anyway😂 I really love english, I hope to learn a lot of stuff to became better at speak it😉

    • @sofiaperri3143
      @sofiaperri3143 Před 7 lety +3

      IISheireenII Ahah
      thank you for let me see my mistakes! I will try to correct myself!

    • @luna_gaming7766
      @luna_gaming7766 Před 7 lety +1

      kev diaz ikr

  • @fluff159
    @fluff159 Před rokem +4

    You don’t ruin these songs, you make them better and more humorous

  • @theepicpanther3115
    @theepicpanther3115 Před 3 lety +6

    when you try to make up a scary story on the sleepover: 0:51

    • @therainbowlord9572
      @therainbowlord9572 Před 3 lety +1

      Their reaction is the next line ‘he made me feel something’

  • @shantalfabri1860
    @shantalfabri1860 Před 7 lety +911

    As a native spanish speaker this is even funnier! 😂

    • @idlingabout6128
      @idlingabout6128 Před 7 lety +9

      igual jajaja x'D

    • @sapphireb3628
      @sapphireb3628 Před 7 lety +3

      Jajajaja

    • @trinitybaylor7523
      @trinitybaylor7523 Před 7 lety

      Shantal Fabri jajajaj

    • @iloveejoycee
      @iloveejoycee Před 7 lety +8

      Sé bien esto es muy divertido me parece este video increíble como letras español cambiado en 15 o más idiomas diferentes y volver hilarante jajajaja

    • @denisec328
      @denisec328 Před 7 lety +2

      Init! 😂

  • @pregnantscout2139
    @pregnantscout2139 Před 5 lety +492

    "I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat"
    That escelated quickly

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Před rokem +6

    *Everybody saying how beautifully she sings, I say how beautifully she acts those scenes out!*

  • @sammy._.03
    @sammy._.03 Před 3 lety +12

    Did anyone notice how well she sang tho? I love her voice!

  • @trqshy
    @trqshy Před 6 lety +503

    Despacito=Slowly
    Google Translate: QUI-I-ICKLY
    -oh my, the irony-

  • @Amit-id2zx
    @Amit-id2zx Před 5 lety +432

    "I you're interested in more than money, my mind is all necessary"
    -Education

  • @pnutimusthe1st
    @pnutimusthe1st Před 4 lety +44

    “I want to be your objective”- how gamer girls come on to people

  • @Chiwiwi-k2h
    @Chiwiwi-k2h Před 4 lety +5

    Noone:
    Literally noone:
    noteven einstein:
    Googe translate: You can spend a very long time in a short time.

  • @_nxhida
    @_nxhida Před 5 lety +375

    "My mind is all necessary"
    Suddenly ...
    "I KILLED WITHOUT PROBLEMS"
    "I WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR THROAT"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NgocNgo-sd2ib
    @NgocNgo-sd2ib Před 6 lety +706

    1:05 *I have only one angle*
    *ROASTED X100000000000000000*

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts Před 4 lety +6

    “I will show you something in your ear”
    Have you made a visit in my ear?!

  • @hiralikesdrpepper
    @hiralikesdrpepper Před 4 lety +2

    Hah! I knew there was something called a “favourite child!”
    Thanks google translate, now I have proof to show my parents!

  • @Jordan-xh7ds
    @Jordan-xh7ds Před 7 lety +928

    I will learn this version and sing only this version from now one.

    • @a.s.3719
      @a.s.3719 Před 7 lety +46

      Jordan lol XD I wonder how people who dont know Google translate sings would look at you if you sing that in front of them

    • @mayajoy7248
      @mayajoy7248 Před 7 lety +26

      I forgot the actual lyrics to Hello because I only listened to the GTS version and people thought I was really weird.😂

    • @IrisBonetPhoto
      @IrisBonetPhoto Před 7 lety +8

      Maya Joy welcome to the partyyyyyyyyy

    • @rogonzalez152
      @rogonzalez152 Před 7 lety +20

      Jordan same I speak Spanish so I could sing it the right way but nah

    • @rivendellstarlight
      @rivendellstarlight Před 7 lety +17

      That's what I was just thinking! I could do it properly, but... *points at this masterpiece*

  • @aaronjuan4865
    @aaronjuan4865 Před 6 lety +264

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time"
    I am dead

    • @TheAlystraStardust
      @TheAlystraStardust Před 6 lety +2

      This describes what's it's like at my job accurately.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 6 lety +3

      You are a mechanic and made of iron.

    • @aliky8856
      @aliky8856 Před 6 lety +1

      TIME TRAVEL

  • @kristinavonklinski2096
    @kristinavonklinski2096 Před 3 lety +2

    Despacito = Slowly
    Time = You can spend a long time in a very short time
    D.Y = Confused
    Google = Hell yeah!

  • @tinalimmy
    @tinalimmy Před 3 lety +9

    1:53 my favorite part :) growing growing:D

  • @star_warped_6691
    @star_warped_6691 Před 5 lety +1220

    Growing growing
    *PLANT*
    ( I CANT I LOST IT THERE)

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 Před 5 lety +3

      I love that XD

    • @thesun5112
      @thesun5112 Před 5 lety +15

      GIVE ME THE PLANT

    • @64collard
      @64collard Před 4 lety +7

      The face she pulls when she says plant I may have snorted while laught 😂😂😂😂

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 Před 4 lety

      Plant

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 Před 4 lety +3

      Did you mean gradually watermelon

  • @speeeeeden570
    @speeeeeden570 Před 7 lety +822

    This is my favorite video of all the Google Translate series

    • @charliebeake943
      @charliebeake943 Před 7 lety +29

      *says before the video ends*

    • @prllysra
      @prllysra Před 7 lety

      Laliah Pearson Same

    • @Eva-hh7wm
      @Eva-hh7wm Před 7 lety +2

      Laliah Pearson I like You'll Be Back, this is my second favorite

    • @gjcfjhchxks3325
      @gjcfjhchxks3325 Před 7 lety +3

      I think this is my third favourite. My first is shape of you and second is hello.

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 Před 7 lety +2

      I Like Shapes? Hey Jews? That Behind? Some Parts Of The World?

  • @jonbove2747
    @jonbove2747 Před rokem +3

    As I am preparing to leave my career in the language services business, I want to thank you for this excellent and fun demonstration of why GT isn't suitable for government and school translation. I've probably sent this link out a hundred times or more in the last five years. Nice work!

  • @idrawrandomthingz7947
    @idrawrandomthingz7947 Před 3 lety +4

    2:04 my mom when I help her with chores

  • @oscarbarreirodoldan5773
    @oscarbarreirodoldan5773 Před 7 lety +614

    I'm Spanish and, believe me, I prefer this version than the original XD

    • @ari_124
      @ari_124 Před 7 lety

      Me 2

    • @skylordZIZ
      @skylordZIZ Před 7 lety +2

      So i dont want to Google Translate the whole song because it seems like a colossol waste of time, but is she right? Some people here say she is and a few that its wrong, whats the verdict.

    • @ivannaalpizar8682
      @ivannaalpizar8682 Před 7 lety +9

      Cada vez que la ponen en algun lugar en el que estoy, pienso ahhh otra vez, esta cancion que solo he escuchado 17 mil billones de veces 🤢

    • @cerette18
      @cerette18 Před 7 lety +3

      Trevor Rovert
      No, it's not right.

    • @jed9894
      @jed9894 Před 7 lety +6

      Son las dos de la madrugada y me estoy conteniendo de la risa hasta decir no más...y claro que sí...esta versión es la puta hostia.

  • @soradioactive5375
    @soradioactive5375 Před 4 lety +862

    "You are a mechanic and made of iron"
    Anyone else thought of Iron Man?

  • @lizfurtado537
    @lizfurtado537 Před 3 lety +3

    "You can spend a long time in a very short time"
    basically the theory of relativity

  • @mrtrappedchest7160
    @mrtrappedchest7160 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The way she acts out ‘COME AT ME!’ at the beginning kills me

  • @miimii426
    @miimii426 Před 7 lety +3148

    Another song ruined in the best way possible.

    • @1312_PV
      @1312_PV Před 7 lety +54

      MikkiChan Trust me, I am Spanish and only retards think it is not stupid already. There seems to be a correllation between high school grades and listening to it and even more so than any of the people who have graduated to college tjat I know listen to this, while the opposite happens.

    • @sofiacaldera2232
      @sofiacaldera2232 Před 7 lety +25

      Rubertoe i totally agreed.. I am from Argentina and sadly this song is everyday in the radio and TV but no one that actually graduate college this song is worth to hear... but everybody listen to it because while you dance, you can touch your partner all you want...

    • @MuakiTopy
      @MuakiTopy Před 7 lety +8

      what the hell are these guys talking about, I'm from Argentina and I have good grades and I love the song lol lucky me im not as boring as you to think that because it's popular it's not "worth to hear"

    • @sofiacaldera2232
      @sofiacaldera2232 Před 7 lety +9

      Carina Fariñas it's not because is popular... it's because it doesn't say nothing meaningful... that's why..

    • @MuakiTopy
      @MuakiTopy Před 7 lety +4

      Sofia Caldera it may not be meaningful but you two were talking like if you are "intelligent" or "mature" you can't enjoy the song and I call bs on that lol

  • @lisyaorancrazed
    @lisyaorancrazed Před 7 lety +564

    This song could still sound sexual at some parts of it so, this song is about a gay couple who is having an affair and one of them, Dadi Derides, became jealous because Person B adopted a child with their other partner and told Dadi about it. Person B opened the conversation by saying "surprise" and then wanted to leave the situation in a hurry. Dadi sued Person B for custody of the child and Dadi's pet seal but is not interested in receiving money. The seal is in a soft and flabby stage. Because of this, Person B has a mountain of problems. The court is taking a long time to hold a trial. Person B wasn't worried about losing but killed Dadi because he was malicious and felt that they were vulnerable and in danger. Person B killed Dadi by getting rid of his neck and has no problem doing so. Person B tried to hide evidence by getting rid of Dadi's clothes. The murder happened at an unknown coastline at sunset but Person B is now stranded at the unknown coastline, blames Dadi and thinks they are currently needy. Before all this, both of them converted to Christianity because priests are doing good things and they want to believe that homosexual people can now go to heaven. Person B felt like all this took place over a long time but it was actually a very short time and happened quickly. Lastly, Dadi was a mechanic and strong while Person B was a proficient gardener who grew many plants, had a business, loved art and was a narcissist. Currently two detectives with the initials A.E. are investigating and there is a movie coming soon about this whole story which is titled "How" because no one understand how this all happened.

  • @MazochistaRozsas
    @MazochistaRozsas Před 4 lety +3

    "Come at me"
    "Ae Ae"
    "Black dark day"
    "I have only one angle"
    "You seem to have ears, you feel my words"
    "You can spend a long time in a very short time"
    "My mind is all necessary"
    "I killed without problems"
    "QuIcKlY"
    "I want to get rid of your throat"
    "I will show you something in your ear"
    "Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
    "I see your chest hair, I want to be your ojective"
    "Growing growing growing, growing growing plant"
    "I want to see my face"
    "It also provokes your jealousy"
    "TeLl Me, DaDi DeRiDeS"
    "Bucket I have sought for some time"
    "First of all, SuRpRiSe"
    "I bLaMe YoU fOr ThAt"
    "But here I am on the mountain, Oh yeah"
    "Retro, unknown, coastline, inside, profile, lit"

  • @masterwolfcraft379
    @masterwolfcraft379 Před 3 lety +11

    You know, I’m learning Spanish but I’m not fluent yet, and so this makes about as much sense as the song does when I listen to it normally. 😂
    You have a beautiful singing voice though.
    👍🏻