Google Translate Sings: Despacito (PARODY Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee ft. Justin Bieber)
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Despacito=slowly
Google translate: well yes but actually no.
Holy schnitzel
I would like but you currently have 69 likes
I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..
Well yes, but actually, yes...
Lol😂
*"This is better than the original".*
-Someone who speaks spanish.
Alex Really, much better, you don't want to know what really means the song XD
That's right, I tell you cause I speak spanish :)
I saw the real translation of Despacito. It's quite gross. 😠
Breyer Horse Studios Get used if you hear Spanish “reggaetón”. All of them talk about sex and even one talks about how good is raping woman.
@@julianmurillo4678 Yeah, basically xd That's why I hate reggaetón. I prefer to listen musicals, idk, like... Hamilton -w-
“i killed without problems” I think google translate is a murderer.
I'm also a BFB fan. uwu
"I will remove your throat"
or google translate is the man behind the slaughter.
Yes daddy
bruh I hate myself for laughing at this xD
"You can spend a long time in a very short time"
Basically school
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol
Wow, your school moved at relativistic speeds? That's so cool!
Lol😂
Yes I agree
Just if you don't look at the clock. When you look at that mother f-er the seconds becomes hours.
Half of the humor is her. Others have tried to copy the concept, but the randomness of the lyrics isn't enough on its own to make it funny; *she* makes it funny.
katie kawaii I agree I end up lol-ing and loving the vid laughing so much she s so good
mhm
The video is funny..
katie kawaii I know her acting and editing are a big part of what makes this so good
Sean King
Not only that, but having someone with real talent do a joke song adds a lot more value and humor to the song. I don't think it'd be as funny if she were tone deaf.
1:10 "You can spend a long time in a very short time."
*D E E P*
Is this a Jaden Smith tweet?
Chris Patel Google is going through some things
That is actually my math professor
Chris Patel loll
So deep!
"I killed without problems.
Quickly.
I want to get rid of your throat.
I'll show you something in your ear.
If you're not with me , you'll lose"
Is google translate okay ?
Growing growing growing growing plant
i think google translate has worse mental heath problems then me in a pandemic
that one single friend who can't get over his ex 😂 google translate
Google translate is gaslighting you.
No I dont think so
" You can spend a very long time in a short time!"
Me in my math class
underrated comment bro
i think it's the other way around, if you feel like time is longer than it actually is, you spend a short time in a very long time (unless of course if you really love your math class and it goes really fast for you, then yeah totally)
My math class is actually one of my favorites. I would say this line applies to my science.
"I see your chest hair, i want to be your objective"
I can't i'm dead-
I know..and Javier's reaction to that was perfect!
"I want to slowly slowly taste"
By steps, soft and flabby stage
Sinon Chan omg as I reader it she said it 😂
Sinon Chan I read this as it said it XD
"You can spend a long time in a very short time". That's deep.
Adelaide Beeman-White. Of course you can
Adelaide Beeman-White 😂😂😂😂so deep
Adelaide Beeman-White You can do it if your in school(for the school haters😂)
I just spent five minutes trying to understand that.
Adelaide Beeman-White 666th like see u in hell
“Mother, until today.”
“I know that the child is my right.”
Looks like Google Translate is getting divorced.
Itas quote gros
@@lara8975 ...
I love how the translator turned a word that means slowly into the exact opposite
I think she did that bit on purpose😂
I figured out how that happened!
I translated "DESPACITO" back and forth between English and Spanish 5 times.
The result of the translation was the following:
Slowly > Easy > Ready > Quick > Quickly
So... that's basically how it got. Maybe I should try this for "Gradually watermelon"...
Slowly became Quickly. Wow.
StarSaphire9981 Google translate seems to be drunk again
Growing plant
Emiliano Reyna pretty sure if google translate was drunk it would be closer to the actual translation then if it's sober lol
J
Wow. Thanks for all the likes guys ;)
Google Translate: Quickly
Actual Meaning: Slowly
This is why you don't use Google Translate
miki2003pl same
They fixed it
My face when somebody said they used translate 😑
Luna Guyt
That's the entire point of this video smart one.
I don't understand the point. How many times is she translating the song?
"You can spend a long time in a very short time"
School enters the chat*
Hehe
As a professional translator myself, I thank you for this! I'm crying with laughter! We did chain translations in university and it was hysterical, but then I translated a book that had been chained from French to Italian to English, and I had to translate it into Spanish! If I didn't speak all of those, it would have been a mess (which it already was).
*I killed without problems*
*I want to get rid of your throat*
I don't trust Despacito anymore...
At least not with any sharp object.
I never did
The Muffin I thought you wanted to die... 🤔
@@lancenovak6970 I do, but I don't want Despacito killing other people, because then there are more people who want to kill me!
@Lilly REALLY?!
GROWING GROWING GROWING. GROWING GROWING PLANT.
Morgan Love PLANT!
Morgan Love I dont know how it translate plant it only says go up a thousand times
Morgan Love while i was reading this , it played the part
XD
Maybe the growing plant is the gradually watermelon!
Means slowly
Google translate:
Well let me QUICKLY ruin that for you
that was my pun :(
Moon Leigh I did? Well sorry
“I only have one angle”
....explained basically all of Justin Bieber’s pictures on google.....
....how ironic.....
*also sorry if I spelled his name wrong..
João Felipe Corrêa da Silva you know what, that is very true....
@JF_Abridged Probably his fans, you wouldn't want to risk anything..
@Flyingcat 655 Justin Bieber is... weird. Just-just-weird.
It’s bever
No one:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: *I want to get rid of your throat*
I just stared and paused when the video said that
Me when my friend says something dumb
I would like but it's 669 likes ;v
I killed without problems
1000th like!!!
Despacito: slowly
Google translate: quickly
you had one job
You shold be like Ijustwantobecool you So funnyyyyyyyyy😂😂😂😂😂 serios bruuuuuushhhhhhh you a really bit of funnyyyyy I got to like lafhhhhhhhh a hay dayyyyyy sadlyyyy not have the game buuuuut chaoiiiii!!!! 😂😂😂✌️
I am just happyyyyyy ! Don’t joke on me Mkay’ caseeeee fel embarsed!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂But seriosly No!😂❤️🥺
helena_lang Just thinking u friking funnyyyy😂😂😂
xD
And failed E P I C L Y
"We are a bit stranded"
"I blame you for that."
Please...
My aim is to become a doctor and serve for the people
Google translate: you're a mechanic and made of iron
Dream destroyed
it's more like getting rid of her throat.
"You're a mechanic?"
Iron man 3
Made of Iron
Bro your dream is Iron man.
Dream = Amazing
@Swag Monke HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO DELETE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ DO NOT LEAK THIS PLZ HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
"I killed without problems"
I WANNA GET RID OF YOUR THROAT
Princess Froggy LORD BAELISH
Rusher 001 quickly
"I want to get rid of your troat"
"Greetings. I am Chara."
What does despacito mean?
-It means slowly.
*After 1 minute*
"Quickly"
I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..
Exactly xD
Actually quickly means rapidito 😂😂
True
@@oldrabbit8290 @TutuLe if quickly is rapidito that actually makes perfect sense lol
Ok but like the actual lyrics are really close to this
One line is actually"I want to sign your labryth wall'
And another
"So that my seal stays with you"
Also "I see you are malice with delicacy"
Are these some types of innuendo or smthn?
Yes, they are meant to be extreme innuendos.
A kid in my class sang despisito years ago and in the middle of it he said “alright that’s enough Spanish.” And sat back down 😂😂 it was for a musical share day, to share your talents... I miss simple days of elementary school 😂😂😂 it’s been years since that happened and I still look back and think about it 😂😂
"Hi, i'm mr. "I use emojis""
All right, I admit it - it *is* my fault that you're stranded. Just please, don't take my throat.
HAHA
HeresToPhilipWylie 😂😂
HeresToPhilipWylie At least your seals witn you
Malinda: what does despacito mean
Man: it means slowly
Google Translate: (it means) quickly
Malinda: (thinking) hold up what
Rhonda Lawrence that's what I was thinking ;-;
@@candybear1329 same
911 likes :DD
Maybe she forgot it was opposite day.
That makes sense, because you can spend a very long time in a short time
Here's my translation from 7 languages on my phone:
No, no.
Font
DY
Yes
No, no, no
Yes Yes Yes
Dad says
Gender
Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either
I have to dance with you today (DY)
I saw that your eyes had already called me
Show me how (oh)
You, the magnet and I are metal
I approach and set a plan
Thinking about it makes diarrhea faster (Yes, yes).
When I’m done, I’m usually happier than usual
All my thoughts are very much needed
This should be taken without any problems
Small
I need a little breathing
Let me tell you something with your ears
You may remember that you were not there for me
Small
I want to break up and break up a little bit
I am signing on the wall of your laboratory
And change the handwritten text (up, up, up)
(Bottom, bottom)
I'd like to see a dance for your hair
I want to be your way
He shows me his mouth
Favorite place (favorite, children)
Let me go to your site
You even scream
And Forget Your Last Name (Friend, Good Father)
If you ask me to deceive you, give it to me
I know you think so
I tried for a while
Mom, this is free and generous
You know your heart I'm throwing bum, bum
You know a child needs a hut, a hut
Come and try your mouth and see how he knows it
I want, I want, I want to find the love you have
I'm not in a hurry, I want to take a trip
Let’s slowly, and then the forest
Step by step, easy and easy
We are slowly getting stronger
When you read it skillfully
I find it bad in good food
Step by step, easy and easy
We will be strong
And that beauty is confusing
But to put it here I have a part
Small
I need a to breathing
Let me tell you something with your ears
You may remember that you were not there for me
Small
I want to break up and break up a little bit
I am signing on the wall of your laboratory
And change the handwritten text (up, up, up)
(Bottom, bottom)
I'd like to see a dance for your hair
I want to be your way
He shows me his mouth
Favorite place (favorite, children)
Let me go to your site
You even scream
And forget your last name
Small
Let’s get to the sand in Puerto Rico
Until the waves called out, "Yes, happy!"
Keeping my seal
Step by step, easy and easy
We will be strong
He shows me his mouth
Favorite place (favorite, children)
Step by step, easy and easy
We will be strong
You even scream
And forget your last name (DY)
Small
All hail, a new meme is born here
Thinking about it makes diarrhoea faster 😂
Oh blob, no.
“See how, coming soon” 1:16
This is literally every cliffhanger!
HOW CAN SHE SING THIS SO SERIOUSLY?
Sooo much experience
desensitization
probably 3'000'000'000 takes!
Leon Pont exactly
Leon Pont a lot of retakes
“I killed without any problem”
@victoria Koopman *Same*
Showaib Zaman
*let’s all learn how to tie a noose*
@@reynhacoezy5510 noose mean ?😅
Cough burr cough
I kill without problems
Draco Malfoy @ Harry Potter: “If you aren’t with me you will lose!”
Lol
More like Anakin to Obi-Wan.
A favourite child
Parents: wait , thats illegal
Some parents still have faves. Mine never did. :)
@@Lyoko2516 i'm sorry
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme I'm not broken up about it. My sister and I were pretty much brought up the same (but we had different ends of the spectrum when it came to disorders, but we were still brought up evenly).
@@Lyoko2516 no, i'm sorry for your parrent.
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme They are wonderful people. I don't need pity. :)
“I have only one angle”
-shows Justin Bieber -
DAMN LMAO
*dam
@@user-ss2pj1rh7q damn*
@@1989v9 it's a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldn't understand
The dam cafe
1:05
The problem is, how did "slowly" become "quickly"?
OMG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOL XDDDD
It's multiple layers of Google Translate. A single Spanish to English translation makes almost complete sense and is very VERY sexual.
Might have passed threw portuguese... despachito might have been translated to something like despacha-te which means quickly ^_^
Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道 it's a mystery
Ikr
"I want to get rid of your throat"
"Ae ae"
"I see tour chest hair, I want be your objective"
"I killed without problems"
"I will show you something in your ear"
"I know that the child is my right"
"You, you are a mechanic and made of iron"
"Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
"How do you know what comes at my face?"
"It's aesthetic is a conundrum"
Nobody:
Google translate: *soft and flabby stage* (2:39)
"We are a bit stranded.....I blame you for that "
MrInVeNT DROId 😂
Despacito ---> Quickly
Google translate, you had one job.
Aren Villarreal what?
i dont know if you are confused but Despacito means slowly or in literal terms, little by little, in Spanish. The opposite of quickly.
it is translated to quickly... watch the video -_-
despacito to rapidito xD (slowly to quickly)
Anne Tran
ROASTED.
no one:
spanish:my sunrise on the darkest day
google translate: BLACK DARK DAY
"You can spend a long time in a very short time" this is some philosophy.
The google translate version of this song is about a bloodthirsty girl who has fallen in love
Koala Hearth yandre simulator
AvidRedstoneUserGaming Productions 😂😂
Who also likes art XD
Kitty Kat and soft and flabby stages
And is stranded on an island XD
"I don't know, I'm just here to ruin it for you," -Malinda 2017
JenJay Awesome
I was on the part when i red it XD
JenJay Is Not Awesome ur mean!!!
I need this on a shirt.
me trying to act natural: *y o u s e e m t o h a v e e a r s*
Music: despacito
English: slowly
Google translate: qui-I-ickly
Spanish people:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Facepalm
Rápidoñ...
@Lily Terrio U come, Man-child, yo come manchild
Plot Twist, these are the actual lyrics.
lmao
Lmfao
"You seem to have ears, you feel my words" I should use this phrase a lot in my everyday life 🤣🤣🤣
I wish I can be able to feel words. :(
I'm deaf, btw. uwu
Ceski what about Brazil
@@tylerandmyashow714 Wdym?
@@ceski3255 brail sorry
@@tylerandmyashow714 OMG, true. :O
I am SO glad this is the only time I've ever heard Despacito. Never heard it before today. I'm just going to imagine that this is better than whatever the supposedly depraved other one is. Thank you for making the world a better place, Malinda!
“See how”
“Coming soon”
Games not teasing items in a nutshell
How the hell did Despacito(slowly) turn into quickly?!
That happened *fast*
XxDachshundxX Productions 😂
please realize its translated through 15 languages or so, actual meaning got lost most likely
Did you not read 'Parody'??
Elena Ionescu she translated into 5+ languages...
"Come at me"
Uhhhhh
"Quickly"
Quickly what?
"I want to get rid of your throat"
😐
"Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
A what what?
"Bucket, I have sought for some time"
O.....k?
"Growing growing growing PLANT"
If it's fine with you...
Edit: 416 likes in a DAY???
Broccoli Oli iiu
666 already
746 in 2 days, so not bad XD
Also "I kill without problems" .
Google is having a some psychopathic tendencies.
Broccoli Oli I
1:19
Acceleration ...
Yes
Meme man would be happy
*"You can spend a Long time in a Very Short Time"*
LOL
xd
mama22 mama22
Legend says that im still responding to comemtns even after a year
I Killed Without Problems BUT HERE I AM ON THE MOUNTAIN OH YEAH
emilía gujó IT'S ELSA!!!
emilía gujó The BEST part 😂
“I have only 1 angle”
*Dies*
Justin Bieber XD
1:01
She looks so done. XD
3:12 this is when the weird stuff start.....
“I know that the child is my right”
nO KaReN pLeAsE
lmao
exactly my thoughts
LET ME SEE THE KIDS AGAIN
LAREN WHY
CreepyPastaAdrian øne what was it?
*I L I K E S H A P E S*
No? Ok Ill leave now
Thepic Gamer
Gradually watermelon
Every day I find some new railway
Thepic Gamer I'm in love with your System!!
XD
Thepic Gamer
Gradually watermelon
I'm in love with your system
Everyday I find a new railway😂
She's hilarious, creative and beautiful... but more than the humor I love her voice
2:48 “I see you’re malice with delicacy” is almost the actual translation. Wow.
Edit: delicadeza is the quality of being delicate. I don’t think the word is used that way in English. If it is, then GT got it right!
Lilllate people even use the word innovation even through they don’t even know what’s actually means
"Why do human beings really like to dance to songs that they don't understand?"
*gulps and deletes K-pop from search history*
Edit: 1k?!?? I'd like to thank my parents, my imaginary cat, and BTS for this moment that I will frame on my wall.
Sophia Bates BABE! u need not DELETE that PERFECT K POP shit ! I STG U ARE AWESOME!!!
Tae Is mah Bae You're pretty awesome yourself lmao 😂!
Sophia Bates IKR
Lol, me
_Blood_Sweat_and_Yee_ NAH , Language isnt a barrier when it comes to MUSIC !! I love and am proud of what i listen to
“I’ve only one angle ‘’(shows Justin bieber’s photos)
Masterpiece
Fun fact: My mom absolutely adores this song, so I got curious and decided to look up a translated version on the internet (not this one tho, I mean the real translation) and tbh, I have never been able to tell her what it really means to this day >.
1:41 Only Siths deal in absolutes.
The growing, growing, growing PLANT - you could say it *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*'d
Which one is that from?
Gradually watermelon? It's "Shape Of You" seen here: czcams.com/video/Rte07sl3Vf4/video.html
Yasss
sprinkle pig Ae, ae
You, you are a mechanic and made of iron
despacito= quickly
Bravo Google translate
kev diaz it's pretty fun to see how google translate is drunk, another time😂btw I have a question...Why do you use Bravo....it's an Italian words...I do not understand😐
Many, many languages have borrowed that word, Sofia. :D
FannyMMOs
Yeah, you're right in Italy we borrowed some english words too. Like Makeup, Style, outfit, Stylist etc...
Thanks for your answer anyway😂 I really love english, I hope to learn a lot of stuff to became better at speak it😉
IISheireenII Ahah
thank you for let me see my mistakes! I will try to correct myself!
kev diaz ikr
You don’t ruin these songs, you make them better and more humorous
when you try to make up a scary story on the sleepover: 0:51
Their reaction is the next line ‘he made me feel something’
As a native spanish speaker this is even funnier! 😂
igual jajaja x'D
Jajajaja
Shantal Fabri jajajaj
Sé bien esto es muy divertido me parece este video increíble como letras español cambiado en 15 o más idiomas diferentes y volver hilarante jajajaja
Init! 😂
"I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat"
That escelated quickly
Shiet
If you are not with me, you will lose quickly!!
*escalated
I was oh shi-
My throat is my problem, thanks
*Everybody saying how beautifully she sings, I say how beautifully she acts those scenes out!*
Did anyone notice how well she sang tho? I love her voice!
Despacito=Slowly
Google Translate: QUI-I-ICKLY
-oh my, the irony-
Junia Wong oh me oh my I like SHAPES!
69th like. Oh my! ; )
Lol I was thinking the same thing
"I you're interested in more than money, my mind is all necessary"
-Education
Rhyming 101
"I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat"
“I want to be your objective”- how gamer girls come on to people
Noone:
Literally noone:
noteven einstein:
Googe translate: You can spend a very long time in a short time.
"My mind is all necessary"
Suddenly ...
"I KILLED WITHOUT PROBLEMS"
"I WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR THROAT"
😂😂😂😂😂
1:05 *I have only one angle*
*ROASTED X100000000000000000*
XD
Whaaaaat???????
Ngọc Ngô lol
Cracked up thanks for letting me see the joke
“I will show you something in your ear”
Have you made a visit in my ear?!
Hah! I knew there was something called a “favourite child!”
Thanks google translate, now I have proof to show my parents!
I will learn this version and sing only this version from now one.
Jordan lol XD I wonder how people who dont know Google translate sings would look at you if you sing that in front of them
I forgot the actual lyrics to Hello because I only listened to the GTS version and people thought I was really weird.😂
Maya Joy welcome to the partyyyyyyyyy
Jordan same I speak Spanish so I could sing it the right way but nah
That's what I was just thinking! I could do it properly, but... *points at this masterpiece*
"You can spend a long time in a very short time"
I am dead
This describes what's it's like at my job accurately.
You are a mechanic and made of iron.
TIME TRAVEL
Despacito = Slowly
Time = You can spend a long time in a very short time
D.Y = Confused
Google = Hell yeah!
1:53 my favorite part :) growing growing:D
Growing growing
*PLANT*
( I CANT I LOST IT THERE)
I love that XD
GIVE ME THE PLANT
The face she pulls when she says plant I may have snorted while laught 😂😂😂😂
Plant
Did you mean gradually watermelon
This is my favorite video of all the Google Translate series
*says before the video ends*
Laliah Pearson Same
Laliah Pearson I like You'll Be Back, this is my second favorite
I think this is my third favourite. My first is shape of you and second is hello.
I Like Shapes? Hey Jews? That Behind? Some Parts Of The World?
As I am preparing to leave my career in the language services business, I want to thank you for this excellent and fun demonstration of why GT isn't suitable for government and school translation. I've probably sent this link out a hundred times or more in the last five years. Nice work!
2:04 my mom when I help her with chores
I'm Spanish and, believe me, I prefer this version than the original XD
Me 2
So i dont want to Google Translate the whole song because it seems like a colossol waste of time, but is she right? Some people here say she is and a few that its wrong, whats the verdict.
Cada vez que la ponen en algun lugar en el que estoy, pienso ahhh otra vez, esta cancion que solo he escuchado 17 mil billones de veces 🤢
Trevor Rovert
No, it's not right.
Son las dos de la madrugada y me estoy conteniendo de la risa hasta decir no más...y claro que sí...esta versión es la puta hostia.
"You are a mechanic and made of iron"
Anyone else thought of Iron Man?
yup!
I thought of metal bars 😂
Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles)
I did
@@bienemats RIP tony
"You can spend a long time in a very short time"
basically the theory of relativity
The way she acts out ‘COME AT ME!’ at the beginning kills me
Another song ruined in the best way possible.
MikkiChan Trust me, I am Spanish and only retards think it is not stupid already. There seems to be a correllation between high school grades and listening to it and even more so than any of the people who have graduated to college tjat I know listen to this, while the opposite happens.
Rubertoe i totally agreed.. I am from Argentina and sadly this song is everyday in the radio and TV but no one that actually graduate college this song is worth to hear... but everybody listen to it because while you dance, you can touch your partner all you want...
what the hell are these guys talking about, I'm from Argentina and I have good grades and I love the song lol lucky me im not as boring as you to think that because it's popular it's not "worth to hear"
Carina Fariñas it's not because is popular... it's because it doesn't say nothing meaningful... that's why..
Sofia Caldera it may not be meaningful but you two were talking like if you are "intelligent" or "mature" you can't enjoy the song and I call bs on that lol
This song could still sound sexual at some parts of it so, this song is about a gay couple who is having an affair and one of them, Dadi Derides, became jealous because Person B adopted a child with their other partner and told Dadi about it. Person B opened the conversation by saying "surprise" and then wanted to leave the situation in a hurry. Dadi sued Person B for custody of the child and Dadi's pet seal but is not interested in receiving money. The seal is in a soft and flabby stage. Because of this, Person B has a mountain of problems. The court is taking a long time to hold a trial. Person B wasn't worried about losing but killed Dadi because he was malicious and felt that they were vulnerable and in danger. Person B killed Dadi by getting rid of his neck and has no problem doing so. Person B tried to hide evidence by getting rid of Dadi's clothes. The murder happened at an unknown coastline at sunset but Person B is now stranded at the unknown coastline, blames Dadi and thinks they are currently needy. Before all this, both of them converted to Christianity because priests are doing good things and they want to believe that homosexual people can now go to heaven. Person B felt like all this took place over a long time but it was actually a very short time and happened quickly. Lastly, Dadi was a mechanic and strong while Person B was a proficient gardener who grew many plants, had a business, loved art and was a narcissist. Currently two detectives with the initials A.E. are investigating and there is a movie coming soon about this whole story which is titled "How" because no one understand how this all happened.
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Shayniac BRAIN CRAMP!
Shayniac nice
Are you a Shaniac?
Lava Cake, no, obviously. There's a Y involved.
"Come at me"
"Ae Ae"
"Black dark day"
"I have only one angle"
"You seem to have ears, you feel my words"
"You can spend a long time in a very short time"
"My mind is all necessary"
"I killed without problems"
"QuIcKlY"
"I want to get rid of your throat"
"I will show you something in your ear"
"Let's sign a labyrinth wall"
"I see your chest hair, I want to be your ojective"
"Growing growing growing, growing growing plant"
"I want to see my face"
"It also provokes your jealousy"
"TeLl Me, DaDi DeRiDeS"
"Bucket I have sought for some time"
"First of all, SuRpRiSe"
"I bLaMe YoU fOr ThAt"
"But here I am on the mountain, Oh yeah"
"Retro, unknown, coastline, inside, profile, lit"
You know, I’m learning Spanish but I’m not fluent yet, and so this makes about as much sense as the song does when I listen to it normally. 😂
You have a beautiful singing voice though.
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