Google Translate Sings: "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran

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  • @frizzybladz225
    @frizzybladz225 Před 4 lety +5892

    This is the most serious line in history
    "Gradually Watermelon"
    - Google Translate

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae Před 7 lety +2741

    "Son, we speak many words" is going to be my yearbook quote.

  • @Dxnni_the_drxgon
    @Dxnni_the_drxgon Před 2 lety +1071

    It's been 5 years, and I still, to this day, sing the translated lyrics instead of the actual ones...

    • @canon9145
      @canon9145 Před rokem +13

      Same ^

    • @Megan4434
      @Megan4434 Před rokem +14

      Ayyy another triple a battery!

    • @bobaobsessed
      @bobaobsessed Před rokem +16

      Gradually watermelon

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Před rokem +10

      I sing the ones from “Molecular Shape of You”, the science parody/lesson. It’s exactly what she says about shapes and biology! m.czcams.com/video/f8FAJXPBdOg/video.html

    • @correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl
      @correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl Před rokem +2

      yaaay

  • @Litttlepersonhi
    @Litttlepersonhi Před 2 lety +830

    I cannot believe this is 3 years old and the meme of 'Gradually Watermelon' is still strong.
    Also this song is still great.

    • @ArchiniaxOasiswatcher
      @ArchiniaxOasiswatcher Před rokem

      Same I freaking love it prob am like 1k of the 8M views lol

    • @brookiecookie9915
      @brookiecookie9915 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, I’m here when it’s five years old. I may have came to listen to the gradually watermelon😅

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere Před rokem +1

      nearly 6 years now and this randomly came into my head and wouldn't leave

    • @ArchiniaxOasiswatcher
      @ArchiniaxOasiswatcher Před rokem

      @@nohintshere same

    • @aperson7899
      @aperson7899 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I think this is the first time I'm shocked by something being more recent than I remember it being instead of the opposite

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat Před 3 lety +5416

    Everyone’s talking about “Gradually watermelon” but no one’s talking about “You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals”

    • @PROPAROXITONO
      @PROPAROXITONO Před 3 lety +453

      and the fact that she is part of confederate army...

    • @paxxiewulfy2283
      @paxxiewulfy2283 Před 3 lety +167

      or such as spices

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ Před 3 lety +191

      or blessing all the verbs... as a person who dislikes misuse of words and apostrophes, i like that line.

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ Před 3 lety +111

      @@PROPAROXITONO she *is* the confederate army

    • @shoes_are_delicious
      @shoes_are_delicious Před 3 lety +33

      People wanted to talk about that, but they couldn't understand everything from that defence, so they talked about watermelons

  • @aestheticavakinlife8735
    @aestheticavakinlife8735 Před 7 lety +1980

    for some reason the gradually watermelon part is catchy.

    • @slimel8524
      @slimel8524 Před 7 lety +11

      c ø f f e e . I thought I was the only one who thought that

    • @iamlame6310
      @iamlame6310 Před 7 lety +21

      All of it Was catchy to be honest.

    • @emyrevans6680
      @emyrevans6680 Před 7 lety +5

      Snow dog Gaming I was singing it for like 3 days after

    • @nyannarwhal6766
      @nyannarwhal6766 Před 7 lety +6

      c ø f f e e . And OH ME OH MY

    • @peaceful.vibes_7260
      @peaceful.vibes_7260 Před 7 lety +4

      c ø f f e e . yas soooooo true ♡

  • @michaelk.3715
    @michaelk.3715 Před 2 lety +528

    The original version always plays at my work, so I sometimes find myself quietly singing some of the translated lyrics to myself. I feel like one day a coworker or customer will overhear this and I'll have to explain why I'm singing "gradually watermelon".

    • @garypoisson2733
      @garypoisson2733 Před rokem +23

      That'll be a good day.

    • @FoggyBadger
      @FoggyBadger Před rokem +29

      Same! Except one day a coworker did ask why I was saying "gradually watermelon" and I pretended like I didn't know what she was talking about.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Před rokem +7

      Did it happen?

    • @princesskateforthewin
      @princesskateforthewin Před 4 měsíci +6

      I've been singing "Find a new railway" and "I like shapes".

  • @Obsidianeyes431
    @Obsidianeyes431 Před 2 lety +210

    I think the fact that she's a really good singer going "GRADUALLY WATERMELON" just makes this so much funnier

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před rokem +13

      With a straight face.

  • @faeb7371
    @faeb7371 Před 3 lety +4127

    “The tree”
    Best opening line in the history of music

  • @corvid4909
    @corvid4909 Před 7 lety +5770

    I DIED AT "Gradually watermelon" **Slowly holds up a watermelon**

    • @shrikumar7577
      @shrikumar7577 Před 7 lety +60

      Magicorvid I'm seriously eating watermelon rn

    • @tjreynolds685
      @tjreynolds685 Před 7 lety +44

      I was one drinking tea. Then i ran out of tea. Then a song came on. The name was "Time for tea".

    • @bonniemills9406
      @bonniemills9406 Před 7 lety +45

      2000:IN 2017 I THINK WE'LL HAVE GIANT ANTS! OR SHOULD I SAY "GiANTS!"
      2017:WELP GOODBYE**GRADUALLY TURNS INTO A WATERMELON**

    • @megivujnovac8813
      @megivujnovac8813 Před 7 lety +19

      Magicorvid I am the 666th Like...Am I demon?

    • @hkirk8094
      @hkirk8094 Před 7 lety +19

      I like shapes

  • @Antphoneigh
    @Antphoneigh Před rokem +196

    I like how she increasingly likes shapes more as this video goes on.

  • @okthen4912
    @okthen4912 Před 2 lety +66

    school be like
    “Son, we speak many words.” English teacher
    “Push and pull like the work of change.” Physics Teacher
    “I’m in love with your system.” Biology Teacher.
    “I like shapes!” Geometry teacher.
    "We begin to dance, and now I want to sing!" Theatre
    "We will also talk about the good times and the dry times." History Teacher
    "Every day I find some new railway." Engineering Teacher
    "Gradually Watermelon." Lunch Lady
    improved version of officiallacrossestick's original comment!!

    • @user-qx8uy1bx4v
      @user-qx8uy1bx4v Před 17 dny +3

      Music teacher: Hi I’m google translate, I will change your lyrics.

  • @tchrome4914
    @tchrome4914 Před 7 lety +1473

    So this is a song about someone who's a pirate, likes shapes and biology, somehow finds many railways and is a part of the confederate army, and something about gradually watermelon?

    • @prllysra
      @prllysra Před 7 lety +3

      Zack The Grass Type Trainer yup!!

    • @fanis84
      @fanis84 Před 7 lety +3

      i... think so

    • @GimmeAKitkatNow
      @GimmeAKitkatNow Před 7 lety +9

      I believe she is the entirety of the confederate army, but that's just a small detail not helping this to make any more sense! So yay!

    • @KaytlinGomez
      @KaytlinGomez Před 7 lety +7

      and they like spices

    • @elevensbean7699
      @elevensbean7699 Před 7 lety +3

      Zack The Grass Type Trainer it's about a math/biology who likes watermelons and fancies someone in her class

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang Před 3 lety +1911

    Are we just gonna gloss over “I am the confederate army?” Like you, personally, are the *entire* army?

    • @erictf9638
      @erictf9638 Před 3 lety +82

      Since the arme doesn't really exist anymore that could be. I mean people can be what they wanna be nowadays

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver Před 3 lety +91

      Of course, what else would she be? A _youtuber?_ pff.

    • @txrafafy
      @txrafafy Před 3 lety +26

      Silver Nightcore *CZcamsrs are overrated.*

    • @txrafafy
      @txrafafy Před 3 lety +18

      Oh, and, yes, *we are just gonna ignore that and act like it never happened even though we can make decently funny comments out of it.*

    • @flyingfish5054
      @flyingfish5054 Před 3 lety +30

      Well, no wonder they lost.

  • @starfruit_isnt_real
    @starfruit_isnt_real Před 2 lety +104

    i love how much her voice changes and her expression when she goes
    "AND NOW I WANT TO SING"

  • @toomanygoblins5914
    @toomanygoblins5914 Před 2 lety +46

    “We will also talk about the good times and the dry times” is an unironically beautiful line

  • @andrewmichaelscollectibles
    @andrewmichaelscollectibles Před 3 lety +2077

    "Son, we speak many words."
    *Some parents have entered the chat*

  • @Diathan
    @Diathan Před 3 lety +3925

    Malinda: "Do not worry about the demon."
    Also Malinda: **worries about the demon**

    • @chipsare-yummy8188
      @chipsare-yummy8188 Před 3 lety +58

      WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

    • @watchforkids7641
      @watchforkids7641 Před 3 lety +19

      I was watching the video & scrolling down and when I read this comment the lyrics what you said came up

    • @ravenlebean361
      @ravenlebean361 Před 3 lety +9

      Your likes are 555, I cannot touch this holy happening

    • @Diathan
      @Diathan Před 3 lety +8

      @@ravenlebean361 someone messed it up

    • @ravenlebean361
      @ravenlebean361 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Diathan Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • @latexbeep
    @latexbeep Před 10 měsíci +17

    Original:
    "And I'm singing like"
    Google:
    _I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!!!_

  • @ethans9379
    @ethans9379 Před 2 lety +49

    This version sounds so much less shallow than the original! I prefer these lyrics now.

  • @biobabper123
    @biobabper123 Před 7 lety +2370

    How many of u died laughing when she said gradually watermelon!! :-)

  • @nathanricketts2415
    @nathanricketts2415 Před 7 lety +2588

    How to date me:
    Flirt like google translate

  • @cesarquijano94
    @cesarquijano94 Před 2 lety +154

    Three years ago, I was in a pretty rough spot emotionally and I began to listen to music and watch funny videos on CZcams to make myself feel better. Malinda, I have you and many other great CZcamsrs to thank. Your content is incredible and still makes me laugh. I hope you're doing well and that one day we could be friends. I know that second request is far off but my gratefulness is not. You do not know this, but your content helped me. In fact, I'd go as far as saying it saved me and gave me motivation. Here I am, very close to graduating college and I love you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • @shreya...007
    @shreya...007 Před 2 lety +76

    Haven't heard this in 3 years ,can still sing along perfectly (not the case with the original song lol)

  • @alexdupaix
    @alexdupaix Před 4 lety +2319

    Gradually watermellon... sounds like the opposite of suddenly pineapples.

  • @rdandplagg9240
    @rdandplagg9240 Před 4 lety +3551

    I love how she is so excited when she says “I like shapes!”

  • @avrastheshadowdragon352
    @avrastheshadowdragon352 Před 2 lety +45

    I love this way more than the actual song😂. Also, “Do not worry about the demon” is something I have to say more often than I should.

  • @snowflake_queen
    @snowflake_queen Před 2 lety +42

    She's actually really good at singing!

  • @kristinegrazu162
    @kristinegrazu162 Před 7 lety +585

    This "O me-O my-O me- O my" part actually sounds better than "O-I"😂

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 Před 7 lety +17

      Kristine Grazu
      Definitely!

    • @awesomegal0743
      @awesomegal0743 Před 7 lety +18

      Kristine Grazu I often mix them up in the original song... Without making someone notice :P

    • @mdl527
      @mdl527 Před 7 lety +5

      Kristine Grazu sounds like she turned into Olive Oil, Popeye's girlfriend while singing that XD

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 Před 7 lety +2

      Michael Lu
      Haha, really? I don't know what the character sounds like.

    • @cutenerdgirl9756
      @cutenerdgirl9756 Před 6 lety

      oh, hey Dorothy

  • @claire0528
    @claire0528 Před 4 lety +837

    "Do not worry about the demon"
    You know just your friendly neighborhood demon.

    • @markrael7635
      @markrael7635 Před 4 lety +4

      I feel like this is what Goes through portal players Minds when a bird comes through and you have GLaDOS potato in your hand

    • @y0yl3c4k3
      @y0yl3c4k3 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Cupdev YES BENDY THE DANCING DEMON-

    • @twistedkaijutale
      @twistedkaijutale Před 4 lety +1

      Us gachas know about that...most of us have atleast one demon as an oc

    • @axokat
      @axokat Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah just your friendly neighborhood *D e m o n*

    • @chaoticchuuyastan5912
      @chaoticchuuyastan5912 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm not bad I swear I'm just rewatching Ouran high school host club.

  • @evastickler3298
    @evastickler3298 Před 6 měsíci +10

    The out of nowhere “I am the Confederate Army” absolutely kills me every time.

  • @testerwulf3357
    @testerwulf3357 Před 2 lety +13

    I interpret this as a nerd in love with a classmate and they’re hobbies including traveling to see railways and growing watermelons..they also really enjoy shapes! “I’m in love with your system” seems like a nerdy way to flirt

  • @jessreed2388
    @jessreed2388 Před 7 lety +578

    "Don't worry about the demon OH GOD"

    • @peridotgem513
      @peridotgem513 Před 6 lety +11

      TastySunChicken Reed GRADUALLY WATERMELON

    • @Silveraro
      @Silveraro Před 6 lety +3

      👹😈👿👺

    • @swexet
      @swexet Před 6 lety +5

      Someone call the Winchesters

    • @emilyvale761
      @emilyvale761 Před 6 lety +12

      TastySunChicken Reed I died at the demon part 😂

    • @imagiraffe8686
      @imagiraffe8686 Před 6 lety +7

      Emily Vale Well if a demon was involved...

  • @arnav98
    @arnav98 Před 4 lety +3466

    Tbh I’m kinda worried.......
    U know ... about the demon

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před rokem +34

    I love how the original song started playing in my gym class recently, and i sang along with the translated lyrics and my friend looked at me in disappointment lmao it was amazing

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Před rokem +5

    3:17, damn girl, what was that INSANE vocal run

  • @ashleykellems5584
    @ashleykellems5584 Před 3 lety +4656

    When you know the translated cover more then the real song.

    • @lexi2886
      @lexi2886 Před 3 lety +55

      Same 😂

    • @clairerhodes4858
      @clairerhodes4858 Před 3 lety +60

      You have literally described me

    • @E6Jazz
      @E6Jazz Před 3 lety +95

      Omg- I legit used to know the real song by heart but now I can't even listen to it since this is engraved in my mind XD

    • @justagalaxy5669
      @justagalaxy5669 Před 3 lety +25

      WHY IS THIS ME

    • @luxcora39
      @luxcora39 Před 3 lety +14

      LOL

  • @konstantin8417
    @konstantin8417 Před 7 lety +430

    'As a virgin you and I know that I wanna love you' has some quality flow to it, though.

    • @Trekkster
      @Trekkster Před 7 lety +23

      I also love this part ^^
      It's actually fitting very well.

    • @melodyreynolds9202
      @melodyreynolds9202 Před 7 lety +23

      So does "I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"

  • @morganwhite4788
    @morganwhite4788 Před 9 měsíci +14

    I can't be the only one who likes this version MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL.

    • @jameschristmas3206
      @jameschristmas3206 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Nope, me too. Whenever Shape of You comes on at work I hear this version in my head, even all these years later 😂

    • @otps8035
      @otps8035 Před měsícem

      I only found it yesterday but it is my favourite version now

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life Před 6 měsíci +5

    Honestly, that "Oh me oh my oh me oh my" line has such nice flow

  • @johannesanopheles
    @johannesanopheles Před 4 lety +2518

    Google Translator: „Ed, can I copy your homework?"
    Ed Sheeran: „Yes, but change it a bit, so it won't be so obvious."
    Google Translator:

    • @gilliegriffin3809
      @gilliegriffin3809 Před 4 lety +25

      Mr. Kom haha classic

    • @dontaskanimation5646
      @dontaskanimation5646 Před 4 lety +50

      Teacher: Google translate, what is the answer to this question?
      Google translate: *I like shapes*

    • @mintiistrqwberri5483
      @mintiistrqwberri5483 Před 4 lety +21

      Google Translate: *makes some masterpiece that is better than Ed's song*

    • @alicehaddad6225
      @alicehaddad6225 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @allyhazzer7189
      @allyhazzer7189 Před 4 lety +8

      Ed: I may be crazy, don't mind me.
      Google Translate: Do not worry about the demon
      Teacher: "Excellent work, boys! I will be Grading your homework at lunch."
      (Grading homework, casual about the demon...
      ...because she is the demon.😶)

  • @levicregar109
    @levicregar109 Před 4 lety +3170

    "Gradually Watermelon." Will be my Yearbook quote

  • @Fallwithme
    @Fallwithme Před rokem +7

    It's been five fucking years?! I remember watching this when I came out

  • @stevencowan37
    @stevencowan37 Před 2 lety +18

    I still like this version better than the original.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 Před 4 lety +1459

    Stranger: "What kind of music do you like?"
    Me: "It's complicated"

  • @edzalewski6023
    @edzalewski6023 Před 6 lety +468

    I died at *"the tree"*
    Also. At the end, for the normal lyrics It says "I like shapes" when its supposed to say "Im in love with the shape of you

    • @kaym4342
      @kaym4342 Před 6 lety +2

      Ed Zalewski no it's supposed to say, "I'm in love with your body"

    • @kaym4342
      @kaym4342 Před 6 lety +4

      Yes, I'm a grammar nerd. No, I'm not a grammar nerd.

    • @jasmineoneill8460
      @jasmineoneill8460 Před 6 lety +6

      I died at "friends and my friends in the class drink here rapidly then slow" now THAT was funny😂😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻

    • @thatoneguy1127
      @thatoneguy1127 Před 6 lety

      Ed Zalewski I think we know

    • @ChocoCatChat
      @ChocoCatChat Před 6 lety +2

      Ed Zalewski i died at the : gradually watermelon (like really, i subscribed in this channel cause of that)

  • @x-l0n
    @x-l0n Před 2 lety +2

    “Gradually watermelon” made me laugh so hard I fell of my bed

  • @simdumplingvr
    @simdumplingvr Před 2 lety +7

    She danced with a melon for CONTENT! XD

  • @OverlordofBadgers
    @OverlordofBadgers Před 5 lety +1974

    2 years later still one of the best sayings
    *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

  • @elliotaveri
    @elliotaveri Před 7 lety +573

    me trying to flirt;
    "i like shapes"
    "gradually watermelon"
    *they walk away because I'm strange*
    "oh me oh my"

    • @m0th1c
      @m0th1c Před 7 lety +1

      Elliot Zopatti
      XDDD

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 Před 7 lety +13

      Me. We're same person
      Oh me, oh my

    • @perplecarrot1921
      @perplecarrot1921 Před 7 lety +11

      You probably forgot to say that you love man cubits

    • @melissa1093
      @melissa1093 Před 7 lety +2

      Elliot Zopatti lol

    • @reeperzboii7076
      @reeperzboii7076 Před 7 lety +4

      Elliot Zopatti gradually watermelon im laughing so loud that you could hear me out side my room

  • @misterbrick4276
    @misterbrick4276 Před rokem +6

    “My conscience pressing rain” sounds like a legitimate lyric

  • @Alex-rg5yb
    @Alex-rg5yb Před 4 měsíci +4

    I can't believe it's already been 10 years since the start and 6 years since you made this !!! Time does fly fast

  • @scionicone
    @scionicone Před 7 lety +1818

    "Gradually Watermelon" XD

    • @anribester6012
      @anribester6012 Před 7 lety +10

      One if the best. And also, Taxi ride, please kiss the back seat.

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix Před 7 lety +19

      And her faces during those parts 👍😂

    • @shig1761
      @shig1761 Před 7 lety +27

      The fact that she looked dead serious while saying most of that stuff is just the cherry on top of the cake

    • @ryanrobidoux5320
      @ryanrobidoux5320 Před 7 lety +2

      joel taitano I died at that part. 😂

    • @christopherlin4706
      @christopherlin4706 Před 7 lety +1

      That's Racist!

  • @ashleighalterway5972
    @ashleighalterway5972 Před 7 lety +10490

    How does she keep a straight face while singing these songs?

    • @TinyRiceCat
      @TinyRiceCat Před 7 lety +434

      Ashleigh Alterway I have no idea. I bet it took a lot of takes for her to keep a straight face. I would've laughed a lot during the video.

    • @ladycatsinger
      @ladycatsinger Před 7 lety +357

      She did a behind the scenes with outtakes from some of the videos, and she (and her costars) were cracking up. It sometimes takes many, many takes for her to get thru the whole thing with a straight face.

    • @karennavas7513
      @karennavas7513 Před 7 lety +178

      idk but it makes them even funnier

    • @yogopogo7964
      @yogopogo7964 Před 7 lety +10

      Karen Navas q

    • @kiyyiu9771
      @kiyyiu9771 Před 7 lety +54

      I've done something like this and I didn't laugh. I guess in front of anyone else I'd be in hysterics though :P

  • @marielv6806
    @marielv6806 Před 2 lety +7

    Geometry teacher: I like shapes!
    Biology teacher: I'm in love with your system
    English teacher: Son, we speak many words
    Cafeteria lady: Gradually watermelon
    That one history teacher: I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!

  • @JohnFiala
    @JohnFiala Před 2 lety +4

    2:48 I didn’t know “I like shapes” was the original lyric too 😧

  • @katieoz8090
    @katieoz8090 Před 7 lety +873

    Gradually watermelon, guys. Gradually matermelon

    • @NOSRNAMARA
      @NOSRNAMARA Před 7 lety +14

      What is a "matermelon"?

    • @jazzman1596
      @jazzman1596 Před 7 lety +21

      Katie Osolinski don't you mean "what is the "matermelon"?" Also, maybe it's a mother melon

    • @katieoz8090
      @katieoz8090 Před 7 lety +10

      Lol, guess I did an uh oh

    • @caitlyndavies4711
      @caitlyndavies4711 Před 7 lety +6

      Katie Osolinski I'm crafting extremely soft and neat rn.

    • @charleshills1408
      @charleshills1408 Před 7 lety +3

      Katie Osolinski that makes me laugh
      My town of Salem nickname is mostly I like shapes

  • @odessaplaine5478
    @odessaplaine5478 Před 7 lety +2557

    (Walks up to crush)
    Me: Oh me, oh my, oh me, my!
    Crush: Uhh
    Me: I love your system!
    Crush: Ok??
    Me: Everyday i find a new railway!
    Crush: What do you mean?
    Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!!

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT Před rokem +4

    I can't tell which is more iconic of this song, "Gradually Watermellon" or "I love Man Cubits"

  • @aeuriuyx183
    @aeuriuyx183 Před 2 lety +5

    Google translate: “-activated meals”
    Duplicates of herself: *stares*

  • @johnmitchell4162
    @johnmitchell4162 Před 4 lety +1451

    “I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY”
    I died

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Před 4 lety +15

      I have no idea how "and I'm singing like" became that. No idea at all.

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic Před 4 lety +10

      @@japanpanda2179 it's the magic of Google translate, that's how.

    • @whatsafterly
      @whatsafterly Před 4 lety +7

      @@panainpublic agreed 😂

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 Před 4 lety +2

      Yesssss

    • @zanite8650
      @zanite8650 Před 4 lety +5

      Just like the Condeferate army

  • @aksjdusksc7371
    @aksjdusksc7371 Před 7 lety +1385

    *"I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"*
    I died.

    • @miahyap3311
      @miahyap3311 Před 7 lety +7

      DaarKnight army's everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @nbenn6185
      @nbenn6185 Před 7 lety +7

      DaarKnight it's too much oml i can't 😂

    • @miahyap3311
      @miahyap3311 Před 7 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @user-gb2bf2yx2y
      @user-gb2bf2yx2y Před 7 lety +7

      At 1:34,there is rap

    • @aeeshamayor7694
      @aeeshamayor7694 Před 7 lety +7

      Evelyn Natalie It isn't a rap! It was just a lot of words so she had to sing it very fast to fit all the words in the line!

  • @CyberWolf7821
    @CyberWolf7821 Před rokem +4

    I was listening to a radio while watching this, and as soon as this video ended, the actually Shape of You song started playing
    ...help.

  • @liamm.268
    @liamm.268 Před 2 lety +4

    Such an upgrade from the original. "I'm in love with your system."

  • @rhysiemcginnis2372
    @rhysiemcginnis2372 Před 3 lety +2569

    This song shall henceforth be called "Gradually Watermeleon".

  • @livcarmen1893
    @livcarmen1893 Před 7 lety +304

    "And I'm singing like." = "I am the confederate army"
    LOgIc 👌🏼

  • @aadyatandon3139
    @aadyatandon3139 Před 2 lety +4

    I actually did the transalating thing myself with come on be my baby come on(gradually watermelon) and it turned out to be "go guys"

  • @krausfamily4491
    @krausfamily4491 Před rokem +5

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    My brain at 3 am: GRADUALLY WATERMELON

  • @constanceyht
    @constanceyht Před 7 lety +4574

    I'm honestly confused about how come on, be my baby, come on turned into "Gradually watermelon" 😂😂🍉🍉

  • @fuck_youtube_handles
    @fuck_youtube_handles Před 4 lety +2108

    How does she say “gradually watermelon” with a straight face?! 😂

  • @mikishaaaa9336
    @mikishaaaa9336 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm back again just for the legendary "Gradually Watermelon". That line is history now. 😂

  • @coolname1277
    @coolname1277 Před 2 lety +4

    “I’m in love with your system.” That’s how I imagine doctors to confess to each other now…

  • @KijamO_O
    @KijamO_O Před 7 lety +2541

    OK so, I think this is the story :
    There is a young boy who lives on a farm with his family. In school, he was very good at geometry and biology. However, one day, a drought struck the town. The watermelons gradually stopped growing. Eventually the spices stopped growing too. The family was forced into poverty.
    The family boarded a train so that they could travel all over America. Everyday they had to board a new railway. The family talked about the good times they had on the farm and the dry times that struck.
    The boys mother starts drinking rapidly and becomes addicted. She starts going out with a lot of boys and is one day was hit by a taxi driver who was distracted by a couple kissing his seats.
    The taxi driver was charged with vehicular manslaughter. The boy had to go to all the trials because his father forced him to. The driver was found not guilty and the boy got depressed.
    The boy starts to sing and dance to fight his demons. Though is conscious is very rainy, he begins to work though it. One day he works at airbnb as an intern. People there discover his amazing singing talent while he was under a tree and they helped him become a famous composer.
    Does that make sense?

    • @KijamO_O
      @KijamO_O Před 7 lety +178

      I thought about it too hard...

    • @ghazie5555
      @ghazie5555 Před 7 lety +197

      You can make a great story from some random Google translate lyrics....
      Good job XD

    • @vinetu73
      @vinetu73 Před 7 lety +127

      Kijam Isaac yes, just yes, correct. Make this a movie.

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 Před 7 lety +82

      Kijam Isaac i am ready to produce this script...

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 Před 7 lety +38

      If i got the munie😅

  • @tompensejr8142
    @tompensejr8142 Před 7 lety +363

    The real song came on the radio and all i could sing was this version anyone else

  • @arson3183
    @arson3183 Před rokem +3

    I love how I don't know most of the words but I very specifically know that this starts with ✨the tree✨

  • @DizzyIzzy.
    @DizzyIzzy. Před rokem +4

    "Do not worry about the demon" that had me dying-

  • @xomical
    @xomical Před 4 lety +702

    This song summarized in 1 or 2 sentences.
    A girl who is in Highschool plays monopoly with her family. She really likes shapes, she eats watermelon, she’s scientific, depressed, has sleep paralysis, part of the Confederate army, and usually is the only person getting the railroads in monopoly.

  • @mayia_rat9469
    @mayia_rat9469 Před 3 lety +748

    This is where Gradually Watermelon was born...

  • @blueturtle8665
    @blueturtle8665 Před rokem +4

    I literally found this on a try not to laugh video.. and I have never saw something on a try not to laugh vid and actually went to find the video.. this was awesome 😂

  • @CyprustheAroaceDemiboy
    @CyprustheAroaceDemiboy Před 2 lety +6

    "The tree"
    "I love man cubits"
    "Do not worry about the demon"
    "I like shapes"
    "Now my linens, such as spices"
    "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs"
    And of course...
    "Gradually Watermelon"

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat Před 5 lety +4093

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: *I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY*

  • @yourlocaldemon2195
    @yourlocaldemon2195 Před 3 lety +3699

    Can we just appreciate how she can SING THIS TYPE OF SONG IN AN ACTUAL SERIOUS VOICE? If I was singing it I’d be laughing my butt off 😂

  • @ollie9922
    @ollie9922 Před rokem +4

    I think it really says a lot about me that I know all the words to this song, but not the ACTUAL song

  • @shadowsnake1337
    @shadowsnake1337 Před rokem +2

    “Conciseness pressing rain” made me cry a little, relatable

  • @ewt3v5
    @ewt3v5 Před 4 lety +1721

    Boy: I'm in love with ur...
    Girl: 😮 my body?
    Boy: ur system.

    • @js66613
      @js66613 Před 4 lety +83

      Girl: I know, my baby over here - pats laptop - is a very complex system. That doesn't mean you can gush over it, punk. Move it.

    • @Riles-1809
      @Riles-1809 Před 4 lety +33

      Gradually Watermelon!!!

    • @catfish1616
      @catfish1616 Před 4 lety +32

      Girl(if she's never heard this version): Runs screaming thinking he's a psycho who immagines what her insides look like.

    • @okoliugo5766
      @okoliugo5766 Před 4 lety +12

      That's how you know they really love you

    • @reece9146
      @reece9146 Před 4 lety +4

      OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

  • @_froskkk_58
    @_froskkk_58 Před 3 lety +1782

    "gradually watermelon"
    The watermelon: *slowly enters room*
    ...Heyyy...How yall doin?

  • @hbs2032
    @hbs2032 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I’m rewatching this 7 years later and just got hit by a wave of nostalgia

  • @MatildaV1980
    @MatildaV1980 Před rokem +3

    ”Everyday I find some new railway” always runs through my head when I’m sprinting towards the train station each morning. I can’t help it, these lyrics is just stuck into my brain every since my kid and I shared a slice of water melon and they showed me this video 6 years ago 🤣🤣

  • @RandomizationE
    @RandomizationE Před 7 lety +8104

    Google Translate can still write better lyrics than most rappers.

    • @arjunjing3491
      @arjunjing3491 Před 7 lety +120

      We Are The Random Bros I wouldn't Call "It's Everyday bro" a song .. but these lyrics are way better .

    • @shaunaclancy5389
      @shaunaclancy5389 Před 7 lety +15

      good

    • @cheekybastard7798
      @cheekybastard7798 Před 7 lety +9

      We Are The Random Bros Yeah definitely

    • @HS-yr6sw
      @HS-yr6sw Před 7 lety +25

      We Are The Random Bros yeah rappers always seem to put dirty words into their lyrica

    • @crappybunbun2386
      @crappybunbun2386 Před 7 lety +8

      We Are The Random Bros true XD

  • @emmatownsend3319
    @emmatownsend3319 Před 4 lety +357

    I love how every time she says "My linen such as spices" her voice goes up more.

    • @andreahoffbeck9391
      @andreahoffbeck9391 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah! That, and also when she say “I like shapes”

    • @hildachurl
      @hildachurl Před 4 lety +2

      2:24 u can really heat it there XD

  • @AAProductions...
    @AAProductions... Před 3 lety +4

    Lol everyone is like in love with gradually watermelon but I love when there was a pic of Dorothy 🤣
    2:34

  • @krissy8654
    @krissy8654 Před 2 lety +10

    How the heck do you keep a straight face??!
    I swear this is the perfect channel to go to when feeling down, it's hilarious

  • @tommyisboring
    @tommyisboring Před 5 lety +2162

    Friend: So what types of songs do you listen to?
    Me: It’s complicated.

    • @eyeeerie
      @eyeeerie Před 4 lety +38

      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

    • @naosei6021
      @naosei6021 Před 4 lety +23

      @@eyeeerie
      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

    • @eyeeerie
      @eyeeerie Před 4 lety +19

      @@naosei6021 GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!

    • @unathearoacemenace3157
      @unathearoacemenace3157 Před 4 lety +10

      Oh. That's how I answer my friends when they ask why I don't do mh school stuff. K do like thwm but I have ADHD

    • @vonnettastarks9762
      @vonnettastarks9762 Před 4 lety +7

      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

  • @eviel1589
    @eviel1589 Před 5 lety +1558

    Voice 100
    Lyrics 100
    Fun 100
    Back ground graphics 100
    Body language 3000 😂😂

  • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343

    "asavirgin youandiknow thatiwanna love you"
    that is *so* smooth

  • @robbailey5211
    @robbailey5211 Před rokem +4

    I lost it at Gradually Watermelon!! Well done!

  • @eszterszasz5
    @eszterszasz5 Před 6 lety +433

    *radio turned on*
    *plays Shape of You*
    Ed Sheeran: I'm in love with the sha-
    me: I LIKE SHAPES

  • @arcade9818
    @arcade9818 Před 4 lety +278

    “Don’t worry about the demon!”
    *Me when my friends over and we hear odd noises coming from the basement*

  • @ontime9850
    @ontime9850 Před rokem +3

    1:34 and nobody is talking about this

  • @LauraLowe
    @LauraLowe Před 3 lety +8

    "I'm in love with your system" conveys similar meaning and sounds better than the original line.