Google Translate Sings: "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
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This is the most serious line in history
"Gradually Watermelon"
- Google Translate
yes
Frizzy Bladz G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N
No joke I heard shape of you today and this version was playing in my head.
Yaass
@G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N
I love how you are literally called gradually watermelon 🤣🤣🤣
"Son, we speak many words" is going to be my yearbook quote.
Emma Jemley yesss omg
Mine will be "Gradually Watermelon"
mine will be "I like shapes"
Emma Jemley and mine's gradually watermelon
Emma Jemley mine will be "every day i find some new railway"
It's been 5 years, and I still, to this day, sing the translated lyrics instead of the actual ones...
Same ^
Ayyy another triple a battery!
Gradually watermelon
I sing the ones from “Molecular Shape of You”, the science parody/lesson. It’s exactly what she says about shapes and biology! m.czcams.com/video/f8FAJXPBdOg/video.html
yaaay
I cannot believe this is 3 years old and the meme of 'Gradually Watermelon' is still strong.
Also this song is still great.
Same I freaking love it prob am like 1k of the 8M views lol
Yeah, I’m here when it’s five years old. I may have came to listen to the gradually watermelon😅
nearly 6 years now and this randomly came into my head and wouldn't leave
@@nohintshere same
I think this is the first time I'm shocked by something being more recent than I remember it being instead of the opposite
Everyone’s talking about “Gradually watermelon” but no one’s talking about “You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals”
and the fact that she is part of confederate army...
or such as spices
or blessing all the verbs... as a person who dislikes misuse of words and apostrophes, i like that line.
@@PROPAROXITONO she *is* the confederate army
People wanted to talk about that, but they couldn't understand everything from that defence, so they talked about watermelons
for some reason the gradually watermelon part is catchy.
c ø f f e e . I thought I was the only one who thought that
All of it Was catchy to be honest.
Snow dog Gaming I was singing it for like 3 days after
c ø f f e e . And OH ME OH MY
c ø f f e e . yas soooooo true ♡
The original version always plays at my work, so I sometimes find myself quietly singing some of the translated lyrics to myself. I feel like one day a coworker or customer will overhear this and I'll have to explain why I'm singing "gradually watermelon".
That'll be a good day.
Same! Except one day a coworker did ask why I was saying "gradually watermelon" and I pretended like I didn't know what she was talking about.
Did it happen?
I've been singing "Find a new railway" and "I like shapes".
I think the fact that she's a really good singer going "GRADUALLY WATERMELON" just makes this so much funnier
With a straight face.
“The tree”
Best opening line in the history of music
Yes yes
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes
I DIED AT "Gradually watermelon" **Slowly holds up a watermelon**
Magicorvid I'm seriously eating watermelon rn
I was one drinking tea. Then i ran out of tea. Then a song came on. The name was "Time for tea".
2000:IN 2017 I THINK WE'LL HAVE GIANT ANTS! OR SHOULD I SAY "GiANTS!"
2017:WELP GOODBYE**GRADUALLY TURNS INTO A WATERMELON**
Magicorvid I am the 666th Like...Am I demon?
I like shapes
I like how she increasingly likes shapes more as this video goes on.
school be like
“Son, we speak many words.” English teacher
“Push and pull like the work of change.” Physics Teacher
“I’m in love with your system.” Biology Teacher.
“I like shapes!” Geometry teacher.
"We begin to dance, and now I want to sing!" Theatre
"We will also talk about the good times and the dry times." History Teacher
"Every day I find some new railway." Engineering Teacher
"Gradually Watermelon." Lunch Lady
improved version of officiallacrossestick's original comment!!
Music teacher: Hi I’m google translate, I will change your lyrics.
So this is a song about someone who's a pirate, likes shapes and biology, somehow finds many railways and is a part of the confederate army, and something about gradually watermelon?
Zack The Grass Type Trainer yup!!
i... think so
I believe she is the entirety of the confederate army, but that's just a small detail not helping this to make any more sense! So yay!
and they like spices
Zack The Grass Type Trainer it's about a math/biology who likes watermelons and fancies someone in her class
Are we just gonna gloss over “I am the confederate army?” Like you, personally, are the *entire* army?
Since the arme doesn't really exist anymore that could be. I mean people can be what they wanna be nowadays
Of course, what else would she be? A _youtuber?_ pff.
Silver Nightcore *CZcamsrs are overrated.*
Oh, and, yes, *we are just gonna ignore that and act like it never happened even though we can make decently funny comments out of it.*
Well, no wonder they lost.
i love how much her voice changes and her expression when she goes
"AND NOW I WANT TO SING"
“We will also talk about the good times and the dry times” is an unironically beautiful line
*ironically
@@APuzzle1do you know what ironically means?? 😭
"Son, we speak many words."
*Some parents have entered the chat*
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*
hello parents
Don’t get 66 more likes
Which is you
Malinda: "Do not worry about the demon."
Also Malinda: **worries about the demon**
WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!
I was watching the video & scrolling down and when I read this comment the lyrics what you said came up
Your likes are 555, I cannot touch this holy happening
@@ravenlebean361 someone messed it up
@@Diathan Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Original:
"And I'm singing like"
Google:
_I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!!!_
This version sounds so much less shallow than the original! I prefer these lyrics now.
How many of u died laughing when she said gradually watermelon!! :-)
biobabper123 MEEE
I'm still alive but it was very funny :)
ha ha
biobabper123 omygosh YESS hahaha
biobabper123 lol me
How to date me:
Flirt like google translate
I like... shapes ;) *eyebrow waggle*
oh my, Gradually watermellon!
But... I'm in love with your system!
Mary Cole As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you...
We began to dance and now I want to sing!
Three years ago, I was in a pretty rough spot emotionally and I began to listen to music and watch funny videos on CZcams to make myself feel better. Malinda, I have you and many other great CZcamsrs to thank. Your content is incredible and still makes me laugh. I hope you're doing well and that one day we could be friends. I know that second request is far off but my gratefulness is not. You do not know this, but your content helped me. In fact, I'd go as far as saying it saved me and gave me motivation. Here I am, very close to graduating college and I love you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Hey, how are you now?
@@ShipHeatRook Doing great and you?
Haven't heard this in 3 years ,can still sing along perfectly (not the case with the original song lol)
Gradually watermellon... sounds like the opposite of suddenly pineapples.
Yesssss
You, my man, (or whatever you identify as) are a revolutionary GENIUS!
YASSSS!!!
Another asdfmovie fan yay
Yes
I love how she is so excited when she says “I like shapes!”
Plot twist: she really likes shapes
Irk lol
Lmao😂😂
Ikr 🤣
@@xxspaced_outxx8857 𝒊𝒓𝒌
𝒎𝒆: 𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒈𝒐 𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒌𝒌(•̀ᴗ•́)و
I love this way more than the actual song😂. Also, “Do not worry about the demon” is something I have to say more often than I should.
She's actually really good at singing!
This "O me-O my-O me- O my" part actually sounds better than "O-I"😂
Kristine Grazu
Definitely!
Kristine Grazu I often mix them up in the original song... Without making someone notice :P
Kristine Grazu sounds like she turned into Olive Oil, Popeye's girlfriend while singing that XD
Michael Lu
Haha, really? I don't know what the character sounds like.
oh, hey Dorothy
"Do not worry about the demon"
You know just your friendly neighborhood demon.
I feel like this is what Goes through portal players Minds when a bird comes through and you have GLaDOS potato in your hand
@@Cupdev YES BENDY THE DANCING DEMON-
Us gachas know about that...most of us have atleast one demon as an oc
Yeah just your friendly neighborhood *D e m o n*
I'm not bad I swear I'm just rewatching Ouran high school host club.
The out of nowhere “I am the Confederate Army” absolutely kills me every time.
I interpret this as a nerd in love with a classmate and they’re hobbies including traveling to see railways and growing watermelons..they also really enjoy shapes! “I’m in love with your system” seems like a nerdy way to flirt
"Don't worry about the demon OH GOD"
TastySunChicken Reed GRADUALLY WATERMELON
👹😈👿👺
Someone call the Winchesters
TastySunChicken Reed I died at the demon part 😂
Emily Vale Well if a demon was involved...
Tbh I’m kinda worried.......
U know ... about the demon
Don't be.
I am worried about the Gradually Watermelons
The demon won't possess you unless you show fear.
Do not worry about the demon
DO. NOT. WORRY. ABOUT. THE. DEMON.
I love how the original song started playing in my gym class recently, and i sang along with the translated lyrics and my friend looked at me in disappointment lmao it was amazing
Lol
3:17, damn girl, what was that INSANE vocal run
When you know the translated cover more then the real song.
Same 😂
You have literally described me
Omg- I legit used to know the real song by heart but now I can't even listen to it since this is engraved in my mind XD
WHY IS THIS ME
LOL
'As a virgin you and I know that I wanna love you' has some quality flow to it, though.
I also love this part ^^
It's actually fitting very well.
So does "I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"
I can't be the only one who likes this version MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL.
Nope, me too. Whenever Shape of You comes on at work I hear this version in my head, even all these years later 😂
I only found it yesterday but it is my favourite version now
Honestly, that "Oh me oh my oh me oh my" line has such nice flow
Google Translator: „Ed, can I copy your homework?"
Ed Sheeran: „Yes, but change it a bit, so it won't be so obvious."
Google Translator:
Mr. Kom haha classic
Teacher: Google translate, what is the answer to this question?
Google translate: *I like shapes*
Google Translate: *makes some masterpiece that is better than Ed's song*
😂😂😂😂
Ed: I may be crazy, don't mind me.
Google Translate: Do not worry about the demon
Teacher: "Excellent work, boys! I will be Grading your homework at lunch."
(Grading homework, casual about the demon...
...because she is the demon.😶)
"Gradually Watermelon." Will be my Yearbook quote
@Sky Demon SAME ACTUALLY
Me too
@Sky Demon me to for when my school gets yearbooks
Same
Ok
It's been five fucking years?! I remember watching this when I came out
I still like this version better than the original.
Stranger: "What kind of music do you like?"
Me: "It's complicated"
It's called "Gradually watermelon"
420 likes
I’m not even going to call it nice because it ISN’T
Me: it's called gradually watermelon
me.
It's google translate
I died at *"the tree"*
Also. At the end, for the normal lyrics It says "I like shapes" when its supposed to say "Im in love with the shape of you
Ed Zalewski no it's supposed to say, "I'm in love with your body"
Yes, I'm a grammar nerd. No, I'm not a grammar nerd.
I died at "friends and my friends in the class drink here rapidly then slow" now THAT was funny😂😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻
Ed Zalewski I think we know
Ed Zalewski i died at the : gradually watermelon (like really, i subscribed in this channel cause of that)
“Gradually watermelon” made me laugh so hard I fell of my bed
She danced with a melon for CONTENT! XD
2 years later still one of the best sayings
*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*
It won't die! XD
Yaa
Yep
Well of course Toph the Melon Lord would think so
I mean I do too just saying
OMG I never looked at the name
me trying to flirt;
"i like shapes"
"gradually watermelon"
*they walk away because I'm strange*
"oh me oh my"
Elliot Zopatti
XDDD
Me. We're same person
Oh me, oh my
You probably forgot to say that you love man cubits
Elliot Zopatti lol
Elliot Zopatti gradually watermelon im laughing so loud that you could hear me out side my room
“My conscience pressing rain” sounds like a legitimate lyric
I can't believe it's already been 10 years since the start and 6 years since you made this !!! Time does fly fast
"Gradually Watermelon" XD
One if the best. And also, Taxi ride, please kiss the back seat.
And her faces during those parts 👍😂
The fact that she looked dead serious while saying most of that stuff is just the cherry on top of the cake
joel taitano I died at that part. 😂
That's Racist!
How does she keep a straight face while singing these songs?
Ashleigh Alterway I have no idea. I bet it took a lot of takes for her to keep a straight face. I would've laughed a lot during the video.
She did a behind the scenes with outtakes from some of the videos, and she (and her costars) were cracking up. It sometimes takes many, many takes for her to get thru the whole thing with a straight face.
idk but it makes them even funnier
Karen Navas q
I've done something like this and I didn't laugh. I guess in front of anyone else I'd be in hysterics though :P
Geometry teacher: I like shapes!
Biology teacher: I'm in love with your system
English teacher: Son, we speak many words
Cafeteria lady: Gradually watermelon
That one history teacher: I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!
2:48 I didn’t know “I like shapes” was the original lyric too 😧
Gradually watermelon, guys. Gradually matermelon
What is a "matermelon"?
Katie Osolinski don't you mean "what is the "matermelon"?" Also, maybe it's a mother melon
Lol, guess I did an uh oh
Katie Osolinski I'm crafting extremely soft and neat rn.
Katie Osolinski that makes me laugh
My town of Salem nickname is mostly I like shapes
(Walks up to crush)
Me: Oh me, oh my, oh me, my!
Crush: Uhh
Me: I love your system!
Crush: Ok??
Me: Everyday i find a new railway!
Crush: What do you mean?
Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!!
So true.
this is my favorite comment!!!😂
TalesOfAnAutumnFox Thanks! 😁
pigmane YT Lol just did its more funny that way! 😅
OMG Guys thank you for 2.7k likes!! I never thought this would get so many likes! Do you think we can make it to 2.8k? 😘
I can't tell which is more iconic of this song, "Gradually Watermellon" or "I love Man Cubits"
Google translate: “-activated meals”
Duplicates of herself: *stares*
“I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY”
I died
I have no idea how "and I'm singing like" became that. No idea at all.
@@japanpanda2179 it's the magic of Google translate, that's how.
@@panainpublic agreed 😂
Yesssss
Just like the Condeferate army
*"I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"*
I died.
DaarKnight army's everywhere 😂😂😂
DaarKnight it's too much oml i can't 😂
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
At 1:34,there is rap
Evelyn Natalie It isn't a rap! It was just a lot of words so she had to sing it very fast to fit all the words in the line!
I was listening to a radio while watching this, and as soon as this video ended, the actually Shape of You song started playing
...help.
Such an upgrade from the original. "I'm in love with your system."
This song shall henceforth be called "Gradually Watermeleon".
Hes a legend that he did not edit the word watermeleon to watermelon
Actually it's "I like shapes".
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle No, it's just "Shapes".
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE SONG!
@layla zakariya in an alien world
"And I'm singing like." = "I am the confederate army"
LOgIc 👌🏼
Turtle Ghost XD
I actually did the transalating thing myself with come on be my baby come on(gradually watermelon) and it turned out to be "go guys"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain at 3 am: GRADUALLY WATERMELON
I'm honestly confused about how come on, be my baby, come on turned into "Gradually watermelon" 😂😂🍉🍉
GoWith TheFlow Ikr
Because that it was it is ment to. be..
Chloe McEwan *meant (sorry had to)
GoWith TheFlow me too
gradually
How does she say “gradually watermelon” with a straight face?! 😂
I do. ;-;
Idk. I just burst out laughing saying it
Its a gift to every theatre kid
I can too! 😃
Well, she's hiding her face with the watermelon for some of the time ...
I'm back again just for the legendary "Gradually Watermelon". That line is history now. 😂
“I’m in love with your system.” That’s how I imagine doctors to confess to each other now…
OK so, I think this is the story :
There is a young boy who lives on a farm with his family. In school, he was very good at geometry and biology. However, one day, a drought struck the town. The watermelons gradually stopped growing. Eventually the spices stopped growing too. The family was forced into poverty.
The family boarded a train so that they could travel all over America. Everyday they had to board a new railway. The family talked about the good times they had on the farm and the dry times that struck.
The boys mother starts drinking rapidly and becomes addicted. She starts going out with a lot of boys and is one day was hit by a taxi driver who was distracted by a couple kissing his seats.
The taxi driver was charged with vehicular manslaughter. The boy had to go to all the trials because his father forced him to. The driver was found not guilty and the boy got depressed.
The boy starts to sing and dance to fight his demons. Though is conscious is very rainy, he begins to work though it. One day he works at airbnb as an intern. People there discover his amazing singing talent while he was under a tree and they helped him become a famous composer.
Does that make sense?
I thought about it too hard...
You can make a great story from some random Google translate lyrics....
Good job XD
Kijam Isaac yes, just yes, correct. Make this a movie.
Kijam Isaac i am ready to produce this script...
If i got the munie😅
The real song came on the radio and all i could sing was this version anyone else
same
I do this all the time and it's driving my family insane. me and my brother both know this lyrics by heart and we will just chant 'gradually watermellon' very loud :D
I too often find myself singing the GTS version of any song XD
Like "I like the ball in the sink" and other classics.
Sasha Glynn OMG same
SAMMMEEE
I love how I don't know most of the words but I very specifically know that this starts with ✨the tree✨
"Do not worry about the demon" that had me dying-
This song summarized in 1 or 2 sentences.
A girl who is in Highschool plays monopoly with her family. She really likes shapes, she eats watermelon, she’s scientific, depressed, has sleep paralysis, part of the Confederate army, and usually is the only person getting the railroads in monopoly.
Lol
Yep. Sums it up
xDDDDDD
Tru
I love these comments
This is where Gradually Watermelon was born...
...and won the Internet.
Joel Ceda yes
Indeed
yep it is
:)
I literally found this on a try not to laugh video.. and I have never saw something on a try not to laugh vid and actually went to find the video.. this was awesome 😂
"The tree"
"I love man cubits"
"Do not worry about the demon"
"I like shapes"
"Now my linens, such as spices"
"You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs"
And of course...
"Gradually Watermelon"
No one:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: *I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY*
They are trying to say something
O.o
Gradually watermelon
Everyday I find a new railway.
I like shapes
Can we just appreciate how she can SING THIS TYPE OF SONG IN AN ACTUAL SERIOUS VOICE? If I was singing it I’d be laughing my butt off 😂
imagine all the bloopers she did
@@khoato1195 probably a lot of bloopers
@Dorina Szabó xD
@Sharvari Mendhe I didn't laugh
Probably had to remake a few times until she got the clips that werent laughterm
I think it really says a lot about me that I know all the words to this song, but not the ACTUAL song
“Conciseness pressing rain” made me cry a little, relatable
Boy: I'm in love with ur...
Girl: 😮 my body?
Boy: ur system.
Girl: I know, my baby over here - pats laptop - is a very complex system. That doesn't mean you can gush over it, punk. Move it.
Gradually Watermelon!!!
Girl(if she's never heard this version): Runs screaming thinking he's a psycho who immagines what her insides look like.
That's how you know they really love you
OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY
"gradually watermelon"
The watermelon: *slowly enters room*
...Heyyy...How yall doin?
Lol, that was my thought when I saw the 'Gradually Watermelon' part XD
Me: I'm doing good how about you buddy?
QUICK HIDE THE WEED!
They were all definitely watermelon sugar high. Sorry
I’m rewatching this 7 years later and just got hit by a wave of nostalgia
”Everyday I find some new railway” always runs through my head when I’m sprinting towards the train station each morning. I can’t help it, these lyrics is just stuck into my brain every since my kid and I shared a slice of water melon and they showed me this video 6 years ago 🤣🤣
Google Translate can still write better lyrics than most rappers.
We Are The Random Bros I wouldn't Call "It's Everyday bro" a song .. but these lyrics are way better .
good
We Are The Random Bros Yeah definitely
We Are The Random Bros yeah rappers always seem to put dirty words into their lyrica
We Are The Random Bros true XD
I love how every time she says "My linen such as spices" her voice goes up more.
Yeah! That, and also when she say “I like shapes”
2:24 u can really heat it there XD
Lol everyone is like in love with gradually watermelon but I love when there was a pic of Dorothy 🤣
2:34
How the heck do you keep a straight face??!
I swear this is the perfect channel to go to when feeling down, it's hilarious
Friend: So what types of songs do you listen to?
Me: It’s complicated.
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
@@eyeeerie
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
@@naosei6021 GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!
Oh. That's how I answer my friends when they ask why I don't do mh school stuff. K do like thwm but I have ADHD
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
Voice 100
Lyrics 100
Fun 100
Back ground graphics 100
Body language 3000 😂😂
u forgot
Gradually Watermelon 1000000000000000
Google translate 1,000,000
Mohammad Ebrahim Katebi I love it 3000
*I love shapes* over 9000!!
@@strawhaticey95 Is that a Fairy Tail reference?
"asavirgin youandiknow thatiwanna love you"
that is *so* smooth
I lost it at Gradually Watermelon!! Well done!
*radio turned on*
*plays Shape of You*
Ed Sheeran: I'm in love with the sha-
me: I LIKE SHAPES
Eszter Szász YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAASSSSSSS QQQQUUUEEEENNNNNNNN
#RELETABLE XD
Eszter Szász same
I imagined you saying that like the "I like trains" thing XD
Eszter Szász same😂
“Don’t worry about the demon!”
*Me when my friends over and we hear odd noises coming from the basement*
1:34 and nobody is talking about this
"I'm in love with your system" conveys similar meaning and sounds better than the original line.