Trump Dragged by Former Staffers & Facebook Outage Sends QAnon Crazies Into Conspiracy Meltdown

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  • čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
  • Rain and lightning hit LA for the first time in a while causing a delay at the Chargers/Raiders game, Facebook released the reason for their outage yesterday and many QAnonners believe it was the start of the “Blackout” where major public figures will be arrested for sex trafficking, Mark Zuckerberg released an apology for disruption in their services, Democrats and Republicans finally agree on something, Donald Trump didn’t make the Forbes 400 list of richest people in America, we got some fresh insight about our Crazy Ex-President from a new tell-all book, we ask people on the street to name a Nobel Prize winner, and we go back a year ago this week for a new edition of This Week in COVID History.
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  • @nantwon
    @nantwon Před 2 lety +13

    It’s amazing how far we haven’t come…

  • @arjones0819
    @arjones0819 Před 2 lety +376

    I remember driving in 1989 in LA when raindrops began hitting the windshield. My 3 year old freaked out. It dawned on me the drought had lasted so long, he had never seen rain

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +10

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom Před 2 lety +19

      It rains almost every day in south Fl. Terrential rain one minute then swampy sunshine the next. I cant imagine 3yrs without rain!!! Wtf

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose Před 2 lety +16

      @@pro-choicemom Here in B.C. we can't imagine 3 days without rain. ;)

    • @rb032682
      @rb032682 Před 2 lety +19

      @ar - I moved to LA area in 2010 after living in Ohio for over 50 years. I miss thunderstorms. I was in Culver City Monday afternoon when lightning hit about 1/2 mile away. After not hearing very loud thunder for a couple years, it definitely make me jump. I'm used to hearing thunder approaching from a distance.
      Native Californians laugh at me when I get overly-concerned about earthquakes. I laugh at native Californians when they get overly-concerned about lightning and thunder.

    • @vsedai
      @vsedai Před 2 lety +6

      @@AnnoyingMoose Seattle here wit ya

  • @enigmaticmf
    @enigmaticmf Před 2 lety +53

    The sane people need to organize. If they hear of protesters doing this at someone's home. Make sure as many counter-protesters as possible will be there. Remember, we outnumber the kooks by far.

    • @miltonbradley6849
      @miltonbradley6849 Před 2 lety +15

      But the sane people are often busy having jobs, hobbies, interests, Netflix, sleeping in, reading by choice, and living their vaccinated/ science believing lives.

    • @enigmaticmf
      @enigmaticmf Před 2 lety +10

      @@miltonbradley6849 Very true. However, these are in no way ordinary times, with encroaching authoritarianism engulfing the world. And 45 being the catalyst for it all.
      Trust me, I hate politics more than anyone and have lately needed to bury my head in a hobby to try and not think about. But the anxiety is utterly pervasive. We need to start doing something.

    • @marceybull
      @marceybull Před 2 lety +2

      @@enigmaticmf - A part of me thinks these late night talk shows (and 24/7 broadcast news) are normalizing this craziness that existed in the past but got ignored ... they are amplifying it by dwelling on it over and over and over ... Because they have such a huge megaphone, THEY are the ones giving the craziness a voice. And then the crazies feel like they have to respond, and on and on it goes ... (sigh).

    • @enigmaticmf
      @enigmaticmf Před 2 lety

      @@marceybull Definitely. Part of the reason I refuse to be active on Facebook anymore since a few weeks ago. I'm also attempting to limit any news intake, but it's hard. We need to stop feeding these dragons.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety

      @@marceybull The cult members are amplifying and emboldening them.

  • @rickroll9086
    @rickroll9086 Před 2 lety +85

    I’d hate living where there is no rain, thunderstorms or weather changes; there is nothing more relaxing and refreshing than a summer rain storm.

  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis Před 2 lety +562

    Even Pence's book did not have a spine.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 2 lety +174

    The last guy you spoke to on the street restored my faith in humanity...for now.

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five Před 2 lety

      I keep track of that by in time until it is gone,
      I hover around 30 minutes.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 Před 2 lety +7

      He might be someone with a phone that doesn't have apps if he carries one at all or a guy who rarely goes on social media. Well, or someone who recently graduated high school without cheating.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +2

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @toxygen6807
      @toxygen6807 Před 2 lety +3

      Funny how i came to think only of those three as well, with same insecurity about marie curie (probably butchered the name)

    • @mlytenin1
      @mlytenin1 Před 2 lety +17

      Plot twist: Einstein Curie and Obama are all strains of weed

  • @heidiheaux7007
    @heidiheaux7007 Před 2 lety +43

    That is EXACTLY what I picture these Q nuts looking like! 🔥

  • @kandorstevenson
    @kandorstevenson Před 2 lety +17

    This week on Covid history its one of the best part of the show, its so funny.

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 Před 2 lety +2

      Seems sooo long ago. Oh no, that’s my relief trump is out of office.

  • @kirara2516
    @kirara2516 Před 2 lety +78

    Did that guy just say lightning can't go sideways? I hope that was just a joke.

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 Před 2 lety +12

      Yep, it’s like he’s not watching the sky.

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five Před 2 lety +11

      HAHAHA you heard that too !
      I was like.. does he know we can see the Lighning??
      Maybe they should have had him describe lightning...
      It was interesting for a second....
      "Right when it stared to go sideways saying it doesn't go sideways, but clearly it does go sideways but it went no where..."
      WHOLY COW!!!
      He is the human FACEBOOK feed.

    • @stephanieprobst923
      @stephanieprobst923 Před 2 lety +4

      LOL, caught that, too and was thinking well, we just saw that it can.

    • @SC-oh9ol
      @SC-oh9ol Před 2 lety +5

      Actually lightning travels from the ground upwards.

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SC-oh9ol not always. It depends on the conditions. I called Florida home for 26 years and its amazing to see how versatile an afternoon thunderstorm can be. 😁

  • @OGitGirlJess
    @OGitGirlJess Před 2 lety +68

    I’m so happy Cali got rain 🌧 🙏🙏🙏…… What a blessing 💙💙💙

    • @kronicpain7357
      @kronicpain7357 Před 2 lety +4

      We feeling the same in Australia atm after two days of rain after months of none.

    • @JJ-ti5lh
      @JJ-ti5lh Před 2 lety +1

      Queue up the landslides. Happens every time unfortunately.. I hate it.

    • @bobjob3632
      @bobjob3632 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s how much USA messed up the environment :
      Be glad for the rain because you know you don’t deserve it.
      Meanwhile in un industrialized Africa ....

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 Před 2 lety

      Thanks but I doubt it was even a measurable amount. We don’t really get rain here. It’s more like the sky spits on us occasionally.

    • @atheistangel007
      @atheistangel007 Před 2 lety

      @@JJ-ti5lh Well then, that MUST be a blessing too!

  • @anybodyseenriche
    @anybodyseenriche Před 2 lety +1

    Justice is coming Jimmy. Guarenteed

  • @TheAbuSufyaan
    @TheAbuSufyaan Před 2 lety +33

    "I don't read so I can't answer that one" points for honesty I guess 🤷‍she tore through those Starbucks drinks though

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose Před 2 lety +5

      She probably CAN'T read!

    • @tyleet99
      @tyleet99 Před 2 lety

      Yeah we don’t routinely order Nobel prize winners

  • @aleisaetheridge8682
    @aleisaetheridge8682 Před 2 lety +8

    It's scary to me because My Grandkids live in Florida , maybe its time for them to move out of that crazy state.

  • @stgeorge28
    @stgeorge28 Před 2 lety +33

    That fly on Trump Toadie Mike's head will forever plague him😂

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 2 lety +1

      I give super credit to VP Harris straight face while looking at the fly. I got up from my chair cause I thought it was on my TV. After that I heard nothing else that was debated cause I was laughing so effing hard. Perfect debate.

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

  • @realchudi
    @realchudi Před 2 lety +63

    "I don't read..."
    Today's America in a nutshell.

    • @nancylauten567
      @nancylauten567 Před 2 lety +1

      What's Reading????????????

    • @nancylauten567
      @nancylauten567 Před 2 lety +1

      What's Reading????????????

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine Před 2 lety +1

      Imagine saying that about yourself to someone who just might put you on (more than) national television.

  • @nitzyblack6143
    @nitzyblack6143 Před 2 lety +19

    Thank you again, Jimmy! I really needed that laugh today!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +86

    That lightning was shaped like Florida.

  • @honestmom1958
    @honestmom1958 Před 2 lety +82

    Oh man! So much has happened since then I totally forgot about the fly. That was enthralling.

    • @MaryAnnMsbl34
      @MaryAnnMsbl34 Před 2 lety +2

      First an oil spill then rain. The lightning could start more fires!

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds Před 2 lety +4

      @@MaryAnnMsbl34 smoke on the water, a fire in the sky…

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +6

      That fly led to one of the most bizarre, yet most fun, SNL sketches I've ever seen, where Jim Carrey, as Biden, also became Jeff Goldblum as the fly on Pence's head. With Kenan Thompson as Herman Cain, who had been reincarnated as another fly. It sounds like I'm describing a fever dream, but it was real, and it was great.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess Před 2 lety +2

      It was the only thing anyone remembered from the VP debate.

  • @izzyplayz2546
    @izzyplayz2546 Před 2 lety +87

    Life without social media would drive the crazies back to being crazy hermits.

  • @monmixer
    @monmixer Před 2 lety +4

    that fly on Pence's head was a sign from God. lol

  • @in4cer457
    @in4cer457 Před 2 lety +65

    We are the only ppl on earth that are proud of our own stupidity.

    • @janaschwehm3059
      @janaschwehm3059 Před 2 lety +9

      I, for one, am NOT proud of stupid people!

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +2

      No wonder china will become the next superpower nation 😂😂

    • @voidblack1706
      @voidblack1706 Před 2 lety

      @@Saiputera if they weren't dieing to their own pollution and oppression maybe.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      @@voidblack1706 you don't see any woke culture in China. Even the UN predicted china will be taking over USA as the world number 1 superpower, they already surpass USA GDP, population etc... 😂😂

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Před 2 lety +742

    "This week in Covid history" is a true public service.

    • @deliciousgroove
      @deliciousgroove Před 2 lety +24

      I look forward to it every week.

    • @deliciousgroove
      @deliciousgroove Před 2 lety +62

      @A.a7007 - well, those are certainly all words.

    • @1982MaxPower
      @1982MaxPower Před 2 lety +55

      @A.a7007 Lmao someone is triggered 🤡

    • @voltaire3001
      @voltaire3001 Před 2 lety +6

      Kit: 👍👍👍👍

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +25

      If you don’t like it don’t watch.
      Maybe you find Gutterfield “funny”.

  • @phredmadsen-vallee8375
    @phredmadsen-vallee8375 Před 2 lety +77

    "Whatever happened to reasonable crazy?" Jimmy Kimmel (Just another quote that needs to be filed in the Library of Congress!!)

  • @sharonnagle5782
    @sharonnagle5782 Před 2 lety +107

    Qanon Reminds me of the old days and the guy on the street with the sign “ the end is near”

    • @kevarosenberg
      @kevarosenberg Před 2 lety +6

      it's been going since Roman times at least

    • @marloniousmonk9244
      @marloniousmonk9244 Před 2 lety +14

      Except there's 22 million of them and they're armed

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay Před 2 lety +7

      yes! except for the fact that the guy on the corner is made up of millions of people now, many with jobs and power.

    • @rachelstone7072
      @rachelstone7072 Před 2 lety +3

      LOL!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖

    • @autumncleary2698
      @autumncleary2698 Před 2 lety +2

      That guy on the corner is their leader now!

  • @lindsayeller8649
    @lindsayeller8649 Před 2 lety +319

    Dolly Parton should have a Nobel prize, she's an absolute treasure!

    • @jamesstorey2476
      @jamesstorey2476 Před 2 lety +36

      Well, since Donald is not POTUS, and never will be again, she's likely to accept Biden's presentation of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
      Remember? Dolly turned DOWN Donald's offer of the PMOF, twice.

    • @lindsayeller8649
      @lindsayeller8649 Před 2 lety +13

      @@jamesstorey2476 I hope she does 🥰

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Před 2 lety +6

      A conscience with a killer rack. How felicitous. 😬

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 2 lety +1

      @@luisreyes1963 … HAHA!

    • @jimuicker4731
      @jimuicker4731 Před 2 lety +3

      Bob Dylan got one. Dolly Parton for Literature 2022!

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 2 lety +61

    “I don’t know…let’s get em, right?”
    Well said.

    • @johney3734
      @johney3734 Před 2 lety +2

      yes!!!!!!if you took 500 billion from 3 men and gave it to 350 million Americans that is about 1500 for every man woman and child.... im in!!!!!!!!!!! i need $$$$1500 to spend on junk from amazon 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @sergeantschlumpf6368
      @sergeantschlumpf6368 Před 2 lety +1

      @@johney3734 underrated comment!!!!!

    • @sergeantschlumpf6368
      @sergeantschlumpf6368 Před 2 lety +1

      underrated af!!

    • @rmenard1986
      @rmenard1986 Před 2 lety

      LET'S GO BRANDON!

    • @rmenard1986
      @rmenard1986 Před 2 lety

      The give me gen! Losers

  • @Rain-Dirt
    @Rain-Dirt Před 2 lety +50

    All the conspiracytheorists must have felt very lost when their main researchcenter (FB) was down lol

    • @DiZastur
      @DiZastur Před 2 lety

      yeah I used to believe that nonsense when I was younger, I wonder if older folks thought I was a nutjob back then

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      You guys are so lulled into accepting whatever BS your TV tells you - Everything you believe to be true is a conspiracy theory. You think biden actually won-- you think it was Trump supporters and not agents and actors who did the so called insurrection. You believe in Russian collusion probably still, although since debunked. You probably believe the very fine people quote or what they said about it- which has been debunked. You believe the v is safe probably- which it isn't, but, whatever they tell you to do- you do it- you don't question - the only thing you actually question is the truth. They told you that the HB lap top was Russian disinformation! Sorry that's real as rain. Some very sick and incriminating stuff on it too. So tell me who believes in conspiracy theorist.

    • @obihave3210
      @obihave3210 Před 2 lety

      @@guacamolekid3899 amusing that we dont question the stuff that makes sense, like vaccines but not conspiracy theories, you do the opposite yet were the idiots ? Good luck k with that moron

    • @obihave3210
      @obihave3210 Před 2 lety +1

      @@guacamolekid3899 and answer me this.. if it was actors that did the insurrection, but the people in jail are heroes .. what are they heroes for ? You just said they didnt do anything.

    • @obihave3210
      @obihave3210 Před 2 lety

      @@guacamolekid3899 reading back .. the very dine people thing wasnt debunked .. you cant debunk something that hes in video as saying .. maybe you need to go look up what debunk means

  • @DaynaSea
    @DaynaSea Před 2 lety +13

    He's going to call the Forbes list rigged! lmao

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 Před 2 lety

      It was rigged when he called in and said he was a billionaire. Didn't even fact check (1980's)

  • @freefalln
    @freefalln Před 2 lety +37

    Ten days of blackout may be the best thing that could happen to this country and around the world! No more BS, lies, misinformation! People may actually have to resort to talking to one another 😬

    • @CriticalThinking236
      @CriticalThinking236 Před 2 lety +2

      Guarantee the Q nuts would resort to cannibalism on day 2.
      Even if their pantries were fully stocked…
      FREEDOM

    • @adrock4737
      @adrock4737 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CriticalThinking236 In that case, let's hope for an even longer blackout.

    • @mteokay1246
      @mteokay1246 Před 2 lety +1

      Nah , the world is already crazy from the pandemic. A major blackout will send zombies over the edge

    • @adrock4737
      @adrock4737 Před 2 lety

      @@mteokay1246 Nah, they're already over the edge. The edge happened a while back.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +591

    For a few short hours Facebook users had a better sense of their self esteem…

    • @mlamarana
      @mlamarana Před 2 lety +20

      Or, we were busy at work to notice FB was down 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +32

      Can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify .

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 Před 2 lety +11

      A lot of women get their self-esteem from how many "likes" they get on a post. That's why they post 100 baby pics and guys don't.

    • @no1hereisahuman
      @no1hereisahuman Před 2 lety +26

      @@toastedjoe1013 Nah us guys just feel the need to get defensive on a youtube video and put the blame on the opposite sex while taking none for ourselves lol
      Everyone on the planet is to blame for dissociating from society and not solving the problem in short order, my guy. Step 1: Ditch Facebook, Insta, Twitter. It is a net deduction from societal advancement

    • @ston3kill3r
      @ston3kill3r Před 2 lety +11

      No they all switched to Twitter for 7 hours

  • @dianecarmichael1517
    @dianecarmichael1517 Před 2 lety +8

    Every time “Q” is mentioned I automatically think of the character from Star Trek Next Generation.

  • @trashthetalk
    @trashthetalk Před 2 lety +8

    Legend says she is still listing out the names of the Starbucks drinks.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +46

    She really doesn't deserve any redemption. She has admittedly given a pass to much behavior/actions that has caused colossal damage to America. She waited until she could personally profit from speaking out instead of speaking out when it might have mattered.....

    • @barto4443
      @barto4443 Před 2 lety +8

      You comment on every video i watch 😂

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Před 2 lety +5

      @@barto4443 Have you ever known her to be wrong?

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety +1

      The folks who did speak out, got nowhere.

    • @davidanderson9207
      @davidanderson9207 Před 2 lety

      Hello dear, how are you doing?

  • @kgomotsopoto740
    @kgomotsopoto740 Před 2 lety +4

    The pothead just out here beating the odds 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

  • @BillBadMule123
    @BillBadMule123 Před 2 lety +120

    Common refrain: “You can’t fix stupid”
    COVID-19: “I can fix stupid!”

    • @USS-SNAKE-ISLAND
      @USS-SNAKE-ISLAND Před 2 lety +5

      Stealing this.

    • @BillBadMule123
      @BillBadMule123 Před 2 lety +9

      @@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND Yes Just Telling it like it is .

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 Před 2 lety +18

      I put a sign in my car window when the first Trumtards showed up saying it wasn't real: "COVID-19 = Nature's way to fix stupid"

    • @rebeccacardy6070
      @rebeccacardy6070 Před 2 lety +9

      Damn that needs to be a bumper sticker!

    • @waynebrehaut7183
      @waynebrehaut7183 Před 2 lety

      @@USS-SNAKE-ISLAND If you're stealing it you could also improve it:
      COVID-19: “Here, hold my beer!”

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so Před 2 lety +6

    That morphing of the Dalai Lama into Dolly Parton was so cursed.

  • @jilprantner6322
    @jilprantner6322 Před 2 lety +150

    Jimmy, this week in covid history is the funniest damn segment that you do!!! Keep up the good work, I certainly need you and your great sense of humor! Thank you!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice Před 2 lety +11

      The guys voice , the voice over is hilarious....
      I would love to see his face so I can put it to the voice.

    • @CriticalThinking236
      @CriticalThinking236 Před 2 lety +8

      Funny but depressing as hell

    • @paulbrady1225
      @paulbrady1225 Před 2 lety +3

      @A.a7007 who are these guys saying Kimmel is funny?! Hes brought by the left......lol

    • @siam5579
      @siam5579 Před 2 lety +14

      @A.a7007 It’s really to bad for you that so many people love Kimmel 😂😂😂

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +1

      @@paulbrady1225 It’s he’s, not hes, as in he is not right. Or he is not a Patriot.

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 Před 2 lety +48

    I have always thought FB was evil 😖 and a waste of precious time! 💚🌷

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 Před 2 lety +2

      I can't play on my $300 Oculus without a stupid fb account 😒

    • @dividedconquered3784
      @dividedconquered3784 Před 2 lety

      @Jet D Evil! My ex was a creep and like stock girl's from work and others!!! He would do bad things on FB!! That's why I never got one! I was 16 when he had his FB, I am 30 and still don't have one! He used it to be evil to me and those girl's didn't know he was stocking them on there or they did and like it! 😖 Evil and disgusting!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety

      @@dividedconquered3784 By 30 you should know the word is stalking. It’s a tad different.

    • @adamclifton29
      @adamclifton29 Před 2 lety

      I'm sure the feeling is mutual

    • @superjaded1738
      @superjaded1738 Před 2 lety

      I got rid of FB & Twitter. I do TikTok & youtube. Anyway, sometimes I need to access FB & find it’s somewhat inconvenient but still able to access my old account. Meh

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 Před 2 lety +15

    That guy in the mask should have gotten a megaphone and shouted “also no more megaphones in quiet neighborhoods!”

    • @DiZastur
      @DiZastur Před 2 lety

      in a perfect world...

  • @elizabethwhite2151
    @elizabethwhite2151 Před 2 lety +38

    People who “speak out” only when they can profit from the truth do not merit any respect whatsoever.

    • @kittychancool888
      @kittychancool888 Před 2 lety +3

      The truth is still the truth nonetheless

    • @Pauline-on6pi
      @Pauline-on6pi Před 2 lety

      I think we can't censor "speaking out" for any reason. People need to speak out when they are given the opportunity or find courage. There were plenty of people around Trump for years, young and old, in shock, witnessing bad behavior, and they have not spoken out yet. They know people will condemn them and take cheap shots whatever they reveal.

  • @Moondymon23
    @Moondymon23 Před 2 lety +116

    These tell-all books are awful. "I stood by and watched the world burn. Instead of trying to fix it, I am hoping to cash in on it."

    • @taniac1860
      @taniac1860 Před 2 lety +10

      Ummm… Fiona Hill is one of the few with credibility, her testimony was pretty damning against Trump

    • @seanthe100
      @seanthe100 Před 2 lety +6

      I'd cash in to, one thing Trump does is make money for the people around him.

    • @attilakohbor3360
      @attilakohbor3360 Před 2 lety +2

      @@silipulsetechnological717 Not to speak up - just to save your butt - against fascism is very wrong !

    • @attilakohbor3360
      @attilakohbor3360 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes, cash in while in it and cash in when out. What a shame exposed.

    • @ginahill503
      @ginahill503 Před 2 lety +1

      Bet you haven't read a single one of them, have you?

  • @jenniferhizzy6591
    @jenniferhizzy6591 Před 2 lety +70

    I think it is quite a coinky dink that FB has an outage 2 days after the whistle blower story airs on 60 minutes

    • @JJ-ti5lh
      @JJ-ti5lh Před 2 lety +5

      Instagram are the ones who funded the study into it in the first place. There’s literally nothing to see there besides Zuck not doing anything about it at all.

    • @jonhamilton5789
      @jonhamilton5789 Před 2 lety +7

      Facebook did nothing illegal, maybe parents should get involved in their children’s lives and monitor what they’re doing for a change.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean, quite literally coincidence, without causal relation.

    • @arnonroyna4420
      @arnonroyna4420 Před 2 lety +4

      @michael stclair Yes. That's the point, maybe they shouldn't use facebook, however, facebook is designed to get kids addicted. And, THAT'S what she's blowing the whistle about. Facebook has done studies that prove they got kids addicted, in fact, that is the whole point of Facebook.

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I thought the same thing.

  • @youstynaS
    @youstynaS Před 2 lety +33

    Most famous Nobel prize winner: Sheldon Cooper.

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 2 lety +4

      So so funny! Love that show

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +2

      Hate that character, hate the show, but you forget that Sheldon won it with Amy...🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 2 lety +4

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 … love Amy so much too!

    • @adamjames5077
      @adamjames5077 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Sounds like the German DNA/Genetics is kicking in. I've never seen a German ever laugh at anything hilarious.

    • @leilae9495
      @leilae9495 Před 2 lety

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 hate that show (but watched right up to the end)

  • @raystanczak4277
    @raystanczak4277 Před 2 lety +5

    How do the unconscious even know when there’s a blackout?

  • @hendrixfox1789
    @hendrixfox1789 Před 2 lety +260

    I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +4

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @TheWotageek
      @TheWotageek Před 2 lety +11

      You can rewrite code without needing to bring down any site, and than deploy within minutes.
      If you're suggesting that Facebook has something to hide, than they just need to flush their Git or whatever they use for source code tracking.

    • @ediccartman7252
      @ediccartman7252 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheWotageek he was kidding , if you know what this means

    • @mikemann1960
      @mikemann1960 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheWotageek Wrong: all written information on a computer is recallable! No information is deleted.

    • @laurahamm1853
      @laurahamm1853 Před 2 lety +3

      Rewrite code lol you’re not a software engineer, clearly

  • @reneelyndamartinez1362
    @reneelyndamartinez1362 Před 2 lety +11

    😂🤣😂🤣😂 Brilliant monologue 😆

  • @raisamontero6600
    @raisamontero6600 Před 2 lety +7

    In the 70's California was deep in a draught, and...it finally rained , and it was said that a little boy looked out and saw the rain coming down and he said "oh, oh, somebody forgot to turn off the water."

  • @barrywalls7175
    @barrywalls7175 Před 2 lety +4

    Deleted FB 2years ago and don't miss it. It feels good that I didn't hear about the outage until it was fixed!

  • @maxfax8536
    @maxfax8536 Před 2 lety +16

    Greetings from the beautiful Marrakesh City 🌻
    🇲🇦❤🇺🇸

    • @Bigmommafluffy
      @Bigmommafluffy Před 2 lety +1

      Marrakesh is stunning! A pink city with the world's largest open air market. I miss that desert rose city.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety

      I've never been, and will never get to visit, but I've seen lovely photographs!

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 Před 2 lety +128

    Yeah, I remember when It started Raining yesterday at around 1. I work at a Middle School here in San Diego, and when it Started Raining during the day, the Students started to go out from under the Cover/Roof thing for Lunch and were playing in the Rain! It was so cute, until it started raining real hard like 5 minutes later. One Student even said, and I quote, "This ^points at the sky^ Means the hot weather is over!" and I hope he's right. As for the Thunderstorms last night, My Family has a Large German Shepherd Mix and he's 2, Meaning he turns into a giant baby anytime there's fireworks or thunder... it was a long night.

    • @jangilbert8028
      @jangilbert8028 Před 2 lety +8

      I Love thunder! It always seems to clear the atmosphere! When it started to thunder, I texted my granddaughter and asked if she heard the thunder. She wrote back “Yes! I love it!” That’s my girl!!🥰

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins Před 2 lety +7

      I live in the Midwest, summer storms are awesome. Especially when it's just rain, and you go play in it with your kids.

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Před 2 lety +8

      Aw poor boy, I hope he's feeling better now.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +4

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @jkrisko123
      @jkrisko123 Před 2 lety +6

      Trey Brzezowski it's hard to see our dogs have a hard time in the thunderstorms! I've been seeing that the thundershirts work really well for dogs. I have to try ours out yet. We've been using Thera-bites Mellows chews but he needs something more on the really loud thunderstorms.

  • @Bigmommafluffy
    @Bigmommafluffy Před 2 lety +16

    Tom Hanks is like, "What did I even in do to these people?"

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +2

      You won Best Actor two years in a row, Tom. That's enough. Apparently.

    • @kellyswanfeldt4218
      @kellyswanfeldt4218 Před 2 lety +2

      He became a citizen of Greece. My conspiracy friends said see he had to leave the country. 😂 So flipping crazy!

    • @davidanderson9207
      @davidanderson9207 Před 2 lety

      Hello miss, how are you doing today?

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      Thanks for watching, I will also advice you get a good life not only by watching but also by investing today with an opportunity ongoing especially on crypto currency and stock I will refer you to a trade analyst and financial guru to assist you make better profit.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      WhatsAp# her#

  • @luke_skywanker7643
    @luke_skywanker7643 Před 2 lety +30

    The fly on Pence's head. Well, we all know what draws flies. (If you're one of the few who don't know, then take a walk around a cow pasture sometime.)

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx Před 2 lety +21

    You know that guy can name some strains of cannabis too

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro Před 2 lety +116

    Social Media shut down and society remembered the 90s for a minute

    • @dividedconquered3784
      @dividedconquered3784 Před 2 lety +7

      I loved being born in the 90's! Never had FB!😖

    • @Lewisa369
      @Lewisa369 Před 2 lety +10

      Ooooh living before cell phones and internet was sweet.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +7

      Corona gonna wipe out all the red hats that refuse to wear a mask and get the vaccine 💉😷.

    • @jonjonson4826
      @jonjonson4826 Před 2 lety +2

      @@population-_-420 stop being a troll. If you're as annoying irl as you are in these comment threads I can only imagine you have no friends.

    • @ukm37
      @ukm37 Před 2 lety +2

      @@population-_-420 wtf does that even have to do with this person's comment?

  • @margaretpeabody243
    @margaretpeabody243 Před 2 lety +83

    These, "One Year Ago in Covid History", seem like yesterday; not because time flies but because the fly on Mike Pence's head was so funny.

  • @donaldstorm4959
    @donaldstorm4959 Před 2 lety +5

    That fly was one of the best things that happened this past year, Help me mother help me lol well what the hell oh that's just too much.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      Thanks for watching, I will also advice you get a good life not only by watching but also by investing today with an opportunity ongoing especially on crypto currency and stock I will refer you to a trade analyst and financial guru to assist you make better profit.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      WhatsAp# her#

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      ,%+➊➌➊➌➏➍➒➎➌➌➌%

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 Před 2 lety +7

    Need rain so bad in Stockton ca

  • @dolfoboynas9583
    @dolfoboynas9583 Před 2 lety +225

    The Q guy should have ended with “Ok mom! I’ll keep it down…so go back upstairs I’m busy down here!” 😂 🍕🍕

  • @mackinacisland3825
    @mackinacisland3825 Před 2 lety +79

    Whenever I hear anything about Q my eyes automatically roll.

    • @rgarcia2886
      @rgarcia2886 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh you wait pal.

    • @mackinacisland3825
      @mackinacisland3825 Před 2 lety +10

      @@rgarcia2886 what am I waiting for?

    • @shellecapos8574
      @shellecapos8574 Před 2 lety +11

      @@mackinacisland3825 He’s gotta figure out the secret message to answer you.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 Před 2 lety +4

      Mine too, I can't belive so many people belive they are common.

    • @shellecapos8574
      @shellecapos8574 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mikethompson2745 This could be dangerous.

  • @gillygillyyt55
    @gillygillyyt55 Před 2 lety +1

    "The Fly"..... brilliant 😅🇬🇧👋

  • @p.ellet.1314
    @p.ellet.1314 Před 2 lety +22

    Why can't they just cancel trump. Such an embarrassment to America. The rest of the world is disappointed of you because of him

    • @Darth-vade123
      @Darth-vade123 Před 2 lety +1

      No Biden's a bigger embarrassment

    • @tullydesign
      @tullydesign Před 2 lety +1

      Child, cant wait for you to grow up and see the truth about Trump. Do yourself a favor and dissect Biden and Harris.

    • @Darth-vade123
      @Darth-vade123 Před 2 lety

      @@tullydesign oh I have and they are some of the biggest scum in this country

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +25

    It was quite a storm! Love you Jimmy and Guillermo!!! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @chuckhartey9349
    @chuckhartey9349 Před 2 lety +6

    This guy has been pointing his finger his whole life

  • @rickrenzi6906
    @rickrenzi6906 Před 2 lety +36

    In the immortal words of the Boss, “Nobody wins, unless everybody wins.”

    • @geemac7267
      @geemac7267 Před 2 lety +5

      In reality, nobody wins unless somebody loses.

    • @tjgallagher7631
      @tjgallagher7631 Před 2 lety +1

      If everyone wins, pretty soon no one will play, once they realize what's the point!

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 Před 2 lety +8

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 Před 2 lety +8

    I wonder how Qanon would react if I told them that Facebook and Instagram are down and I don't care a bit. Could they even process the thought?

    • @ericcartman7361
      @ericcartman7361 Před 2 lety

      I wouldn’t mind if social media just went down for a week. I could use some time off the internet and QAnon could use it too.

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA2023 Před 2 lety +6

    first time in 25 years.. trump isn't on Forbes richest 400 list. Yeeehaaa!

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      Thanks for watching, I will also advice you get a good life not only by watching but also by investing today with an opportunity ongoing especially on crypto currency and stock I will refer you to a trade analyst and financial guru to assist you make better profit.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      WhatsAp# her#

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      ,%+➊➌➊➌➏➍➒➎➌➌➌%

  • @Mortac
    @Mortac Před 2 lety +21

    11:57 "What is wrong with these people?"
    Well, they lack intelligence, for starters. And they're sorely unaware of it.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +1

      That's Dunning Krueger for you.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety

      It's not like Nobel Prize winners are an everyday topic.

    • @Mortac
      @Mortac Před 2 lety +1

      @@sophierobinson2738 That's not what I was referring to.

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      right back at ya!

    • @imadumass2378
      @imadumass2378 Před 2 lety +1

      Imagine blm and antifa showed up. That house would have been burnt down.

  • @maryjanerx
    @maryjanerx Před 2 lety +15

    Who else thought the guy with curly hair would name off 50 Marijuana strains?

    • @TheDeadKingsRaven
      @TheDeadKingsRaven Před 2 lety

      All of which are named after Nobel laureates.

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Před 2 lety

      Nope, Because I looked at his shirt first.

  • @tonjacase6353
    @tonjacase6353 Před 2 lety +4

    pot smokers are really smart aren't we?

  • @Guamurphy1952
    @Guamurphy1952 Před 2 lety +40

    I can't imagine the Pence's having a Victoria Secret catalog in their home. He was probably in the bathroom with a National Geographic magazine.

    • @m0z4rt9000
      @m0z4rt9000 Před 2 lety +7

      Christian taliban monthly*

    • @AndrewMacLaine
      @AndrewMacLaine Před 2 lety +4

      Lol, with the way he reportedly attends "heterosexual therapy" it was probably Men's Fitness.

    • @martinz.4852
      @martinz.4852 Před 2 lety

      Unlike biden with an elementary school yearbook....🤣🤣🤣
      You know that's a good one.

    • @m0z4rt9000
      @m0z4rt9000 Před 2 lety +3

      @@martinz.4852 tell us you're a trumptard without telling us you're a trumptard.

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 Před 2 lety

      no way a mother would allow natgeo pix of women in it.

  • @glenclarkchidley3637
    @glenclarkchidley3637 Před 2 lety +2

    That fly could sense the bullshit from outside the building!

  • @TfMG539
    @TfMG539 Před 2 lety +52

    I thought his mom would say "pizza rolls are ready; Facebook is on."

    • @kittychancool888
      @kittychancool888 Před 2 lety +1

      I just bought some triple pepperoni pizza rolls for the kids but they said they're too spicy

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

  • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
    @user-ej2wr5bg2v Před 2 lety +35

    Damn i remember when i first heard of Q i tought they were crazy. Like really nuts! Now i know i was right all along

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 Před 2 lety

      My neighbors are "Q"....just recently discovered they are nutty as hell....they put up crazy "Q" billboards in their backyard!
      Something amiss with them...😖

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 Před 2 lety +12

    I'm thinking that whole Facebook outage was "coincidentally" timed with the release of the 60 minutes whistle-blower coverage, as well as the following hearing the same day. Might as well black out and not have your people share any of that news on your major platforms.

  • @vickigreen9545
    @vickigreen9545 Před 2 lety +6

    I think it’ll always be too soon to joke about OJ and Nicole 😢

    • @bigiron8831
      @bigiron8831 Před 2 lety

      @Vicki Green
      I drink milk cause I heard o.j. kills...

  • @annalupton9284
    @annalupton9284 Před 2 lety +234

    "a message from Q" needs to be a weekly segment.

    • @patrickc5792
      @patrickc5792 Před 2 lety +10

      Are you implying that they think?

    • @JoseSanchez0795
      @JoseSanchez0795 Před 2 lety +6

      True

    • @vikj1255
      @vikj1255 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes sir.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @coryryder9070
      @coryryder9070 Před 2 lety

      should watch the video why tucker carlson pretends to hate elites by vox

  • @sarahdee374
    @sarahdee374 Před 2 lety +27

    "Q" should had said "Mom!!! turn off the light"!

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      First it was the Russian but now Q lmao 😂😂

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      People on the left are going to be in for a big surprise- they have ZERO intellectual curiosity. We'll see if Q turns out of be a guy in basement. I do know that General Flynn's brother is in charge of the Pacific fleet.

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      @@Saiputera you are clueless man!

    • @BitBuhkit
      @BitBuhkit Před 2 lety +1

      @@guacamolekid3899 I'm on the right, what is it exactly that I missed? Can you give more clues as to what the "big surprise" is going to be?

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 Před 2 lety +20

    "We see you in there Shirley...." I wish Shirley had a pack of Rottweilers.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +6

      Well, there were kids there too, so I wouldn't go that far. But still, why do MAGA protesters always have to sound like creepy stalkers? (And they always look like creepy stalkers too.)

    • @georgelayton6641
      @georgelayton6641 Před 2 lety +4

      Or a tranquilizer gun with vaccine darts.

    • @jamedraa8472
      @jamedraa8472 Před 2 lety +1

      @@georgelayton6641 LMAO!!!

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      @@davidlundquist1979 The insurrection was a fake job- all the bad actors were agents and actors playing a role in a badly run false flag- but it was good enough satisfy people who are walking around in a daze and have been taught how not to think. Good enough for that I guess- but the whole thing was a set up- The election was stolen too.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Před 2 lety +1

      I have a 25 lb rat terrier. He would of loved to meet these assholes. He bites ankles for fun & is a trained security guard.

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 Před 2 lety +23

    I like Steve Young, but "lightening can't go sideways" Come on Steve.

    • @johney3734
      @johney3734 Před 2 lety +1

      its a plot from Q to take down the LGBT community

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

    • @osazuwademiirowa-omoregie2500
      @osazuwademiirowa-omoregie2500 Před 2 lety

      @@nede8742 the fact that you have gone to over 10 comments to spread your conspiracy theory 🙃

  • @christismellow
    @christismellow Před 2 lety +44

    They need to shut down FB permanently..

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Před 2 lety +1

      they did for republicans

    • @ginahill503
      @ginahill503 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lesliechow6866 Not true. But, they like playing the victim, so...there's that! lol

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Před 2 lety

      @@ginahill503 enjoy your 38% approval rating!

    • @ginahill503
      @ginahill503 Před 2 lety

      @@lesliechow6866 *yawn* 🥱

    • @toddpick8007
      @toddpick8007 Před 2 lety

      @@ginahill503 They pretty much ban anyone whos further right than Karl Marx on it.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +41

    Crazy right wingers being crazy right wingers

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      What's good about the left wing? They don't even like America. They want a one world government in which there would be no such thing as individual rights. Excuse me, but wouldn't that make left wingers 'crazy'? They're the ones fighting for their own slavery- doh!!

    • @rgarcia2886
      @rgarcia2886 Před 2 lety

      You wait buddy.

  • @natyinthehouse
    @natyinthehouse Před 2 lety +14

    When you’re a Floridian and wondering why people would watch lightning for hours.

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

    • @lisalynnn
      @lisalynnn Před 2 lety +2

      Here in Tennessee we stand on our porches to see if the tornado is approaching

    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lisalynnn it is always something.

  • @sttroner
    @sttroner Před 2 lety +9

    As a Floridian, I can't but chuckle at the way Jimmy describes in disbelief what for us is any regular Tuesday afternoon 😂

  • @jorgendahl5024
    @jorgendahl5024 Před 2 lety +14

    What was news worthy about a fly landing on a pile of sh-t.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      Thanks for watching, I will also advice you get a good life not only by watching but also by investing today with an opportunity ongoing especially on crypto currency and stock I will refer you to a trade analyst and financial guru to assist you make better profit.

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      WhatsAp# her#

    • @pinnedjimmykimmel5508
      @pinnedjimmykimmel5508 Před 2 lety

      ,%+➒➐➊➎➎➐➒➍➌⓿➑⓿%

  • @oneworld2181
    @oneworld2181 Před 2 lety +6

    Q looks like Ted Cancun Cruz 😂

  • @joec3160
    @joec3160 Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy Kimmel for president!

  • @phredmadsen-vallee8375

    "Maybe it's time to take the lawn signs down".... LOL!

  • @jimchurch8891
    @jimchurch8891 Před 2 lety +52

    The fly will never leave Pence’s head. He just needs To write the next tell all book.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Před 2 lety

      " lord of the lies " seems like a good title

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 Před 2 lety

      @@Saiputera Another fake whistleblower- 'whistleblower' is a buzz word for you guys.

    • @orchidorio
      @orchidorio Před 2 lety

      That image will follow him around from now on. This is rich. 10621

    • @nede8742
      @nede8742 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sure the outage was facebook's frantic attempt to rewrite code before the coming criminal charges

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax Před 2 lety +9

    The USA is hilarious. I have travelled extensively and I don't think I've come across another country where people march up and down in front of their school head teacher's house screaming about masks and vaccines, while wearing a mask. What a place.

    • @CriticalThinking236
      @CriticalThinking236 Před 2 lety +3

      We’re definitely a special kind of stupid

    • @takkieterror5152
      @takkieterror5152 Před 2 lety

      Did you hear that bullhorn guy? 'This is the line we're gonna die on'.
      Go ahead, please.

  • @mareksuchowski3293
    @mareksuchowski3293 Před 2 lety +44

    "This is the line we`ll die on."
    He's probably right about this one.

  • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791

    Rain? You ain't seen nothing yet! I am Irish and my dear wife is Italian, from Calabria. When we married in 1991, we spent four weeks in her homeland and four weeks in mine. Our visit at my parents' home in Ireland happened to co-incide with the birth of a cousin's son. We went out and bought him a "starter pack" for newborn that (much to my new wife's amusement) included a mini sou' wester and oil jacket - as is par for the course in Ireland.
    You wanna see rain? Get yourself off to Ireland!
    MsG

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +39

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now.😇😉❤💙

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +64

    I'll be honest.. I was 100% sure Mike couldn't say the word 'arouses' without biting through his own bottom lip in penance.

    • @gljm
      @gljm Před 2 lety +10

      I heard that afterwards "Mother" had to wash his mouth out with soap and made him stand in the corner.

    • @schweddy2325
      @schweddy2325 Před 2 lety +6

      And just like father he had to be spanked with a magazine

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five Před 2 lety +1

      Mother put out a fresh pressed pair of arounses every morning for him to wear.
      That's as close as he gets.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Facebook ban donald trump and now whistleblower expose them LMAO 😂

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 Před 2 lety +2

      I always enjoy reading your comments. Thanks for the laugh, New Message!

  • @stephanienwanedo9156
    @stephanienwanedo9156 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy Kimmel has the best monologues in late night tv

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Před 2 lety

    It happened in San Diego too! Rain, Thunderstorms and Thunderlights! It was LOUD!

  • @phlezktravels
    @phlezktravels Před 2 lety +9

    Howdy everyone. Have a great evening.

  • @Queenie-the-genie
    @Queenie-the-genie Před 2 lety +42

    When everything they think is going to happen …doesn’t …how come the Q’s don’t get it?

    • @vsedai
      @vsedai Před 2 lety +10

      folks are still waiting for Jesus

    • @lisarisley79
      @lisarisley79 Před 2 lety +2

      Where the heck is JFKJR? Just asking 😁

    • @CriticalThinking236
      @CriticalThinking236 Před 2 lety +3

      @@vsedai He’s coming on October 18th. Trust me, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

    • @EddieRay724
      @EddieRay724 Před 2 lety +2

      Because they really believe their sewage line of "news" is God-blessed truth and everything else is fake.

    • @takkieterror5152
      @takkieterror5152 Před 2 lety +5

      These Q-people can be viewed as gambling addicts. It's a continuous state of anticipation that has got them addicted.

  • @medicinaemdia4895
    @medicinaemdia4895 Před 2 lety +3

    All …: come on we all know that the noble prize winners are Sheldon and Amy Cooper from the BBT

  • @7deepbreaths.sounds
    @7deepbreaths.sounds Před 2 lety +1

    KIMMEL STILL ROCKS!!!