IS GOD GAY? | Ricky Gervais Reads NOAH'S ARK | Universal Comedy
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- Who else thought God was just throwing a hissy fit when they first read the story of Noah's Ark? Karl Pilkington did...
Taken from his best-selling show Science the serial Golden Globes host and creator of The Office, Extras, Derek and AfterLife Ricky Gervais reads the story of Noah.
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So two penguins swim across the ocean to the Middle East waddled across the desert to get on the boat to avoid a flood?
Yes what doesn’t seem logical about that?
🤣
Don't be stupid. God just magically moved them there...
They are popular book publishers #Penguin ... anything is possible noot noot 🙃
No you dummie..they picked them up along the way
The Book: Long Long Ago!
Ricky: I'm gonna let that go.
*Doesn't let it go*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
actually most of the hate for gays is not from straight folks but form in the closet gays. So God maybe inthe closet.
In a distant land.
Star Wars makes more sense than religious teachings
Would you like an atmosphere? Of course I fuckin would 😂 😂😂
But, more importantly, do you love a party with a happy atmosphere?
@@TallSilentGuy is there such thing?
The spelling is with a ng on the end of the adjective.
Clipped that "straight to genocide" perfect Christian quote lol.
In fairness, that is old testament. Pre-Christian.
@@robingarrett3171 And so is the Exodus, Ten Commandments, and Original Sin (the whole reason we 'need' salvation). Are you throwing those out because "oLd tEStaMEnT"
@@user-uu7fe9wi2k i am only stating what biblical experts believe. The whole point of Christ was to wash away the past. If you choose to believe the old testament over new it simply defines you as Jewish, which is also fine.
@@robingarrett3171 What about when Jesus directly said "For verily I say to you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled." Matthew 5 : 18. He directly said that everything from the old applies, and remember, Jesus is god according to many Christians, and at the very least he was a perfect messiah from god.
@@user-uu7fe9wi2k i am not the scholar. You seem to be. I only know, and I mean this as a non-scholar, that if certain laws from the old testament had not been changed by man, religion would be very different. And it seems all religions have the path of wanting it both ways.
"Good like himself" - I need to wipe those wicked beings off the face of the earth
He Got a do what He Got a do..maybe they ate their children..
😆👏
It's like the saying "everyone is a different imagine of god" or however that was going.
But then God: "I have to wipe them off this planet, those fucking assholes"
But he loves you 😁
Yeah, he is all-knowing and all-powerful, and he created evil beings after his image, so he must be evil! And don't forget gay! God is gay too
I would pay a large sum to watch Ricky Gervais read the entire bible during a stand-up
I’d pay a large sum of money for Ricky Gervais and Ben Shapiro to go head to head.
@@troystaunton254Head to head about what?
@@vanavatareight5135 their shlongs
@@vanavatareight5135clearly a religious debate… you missed the class in deductive reasoning, didn’t you?
@fantasticmrmonk4288 Nothing clear about that. What is clear is that you have a communication disorder. Also, Ben Shapiro is Jewish, not Christian, so why would Ricky ever be interested in debating him on his religion? Makes no sense.
If you want to spend money to watch men fight, stick to something more your mental level such as UFC or Wrestlemania.
Well, making a fully grown naked man out of clay and “blowing” life into him says something! 🤣
Imagine being so good at oral that you bring dirt to life
@@Fullyautomagic Matthew 10 33
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father who is in heaven.
@@aidanm2528 mate, no one Cares or wants to hear it
@@aidanm2528 So how much of the bible is true?
BTW I now own you as the bible says I can so be a good christian and supply your name and address! If you dont you have failed to defend your religion and the bible says you burn for that! Or is thta just another part of the evil bible you pretend doesnt exist? 🤦♂🤣
Awesome! Zombies cruising around Jerusalem! That story terrified me when I was six. By the time I was seven, it became hilarious.
Thumbnail is perfection.
you made me laugh
My thumbnail is gross
Yeah, perfection; just like God!
Sanathana dharma period!!!!
God bless u anyway ♡
This is my favourite thing ever! I want him to read all the bible stories 😂😂
Good... no, Great idea! 👏👏
@@franciscodiaz6197 The Friendly Atheist is reading them:) He is now at Leviticus:)
I wonder why he doesn't read Quran.
@@mikusb9011 Have a guess
Matthew 27//
45. Now from the sixth hour until the
ninth hour, darkness was over all the land.
46. And about the ninth hour, Jesus cried
out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli,
lama sabachthani?” That is, “My God,
My God, why have You forsaken Me?”
47. And some of those who were stand-
ing there heard and said, “This one is
calling for Elijah.”
48. And immediately one of them ran
and, taking a sponge, filled it with vine-
gar and put it on a stick, and gave it to
Him to drink.
49. But the rest said, “Let Him alone! Let
us see if Elijah comes to save Him.” Then
another took a spear and thrust it into His
side, and out came water and blood. *
50. And after crying out again with a
loud voice, Jesus yielded up His spirit.
51. Then suddenly the veil of the temple
was ripped in two from top to bottom,
and the earth shook, and the rocks were
split,
52. So that the tombs were opened. And
many bodies of the saints who had died,
were resurrected
53. After His resurrection;** and they
came out of the tombs. Then they entered
into the holy city, and appeared to many.
54. Then the centurion and those with him
who had been keeping guard over Jesus,
after seeing the earthquake and the things
that took place, were filled with fear, and
said, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
55. Now there were many women who
were watching from a distance, who had
followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering
to Him;
56. With whom were Mary Magdalene,
and Mary the mother of James and Joses,
and the mother of the sons of Zebedee.
Proof
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It's been a while since I've actually laughed during a stand up clip.
That's a sad life
Thanks for the update
@@flemflogan4650 you're welcome.
@@ww2_was_faked323 wine takes care of the sadness.
@Ragnarr Loðbrók Check out the Jim Jeffries piece about god crashing the party.🍺
The Children's Edition? I didn't even know there also is an adult edition.
Yeah no different 🤷
A 600 year old man, his wife, and two of every animal on earth
One can only imagine the horrible concepts of eroticism involved
Basically, God is everywhere, including in the closet.
Great joke
@@woda9291 Much appreciated~
😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 Excellent!
underrated
His full run on The Book Of Noah is pure perfection. Some of the funniest stand up I've ever seen.
Actually, if you read the Quran, we find out that the raft was made of ropes and logs. These were primitive people. It also says that it was a local flood in Judea and the raft was for Noah, his family and followers and his domestic animals, all "his" animals. It says the raft landed on the hills of Judea. Now this is the Dead Sea. It is a location below sea level. In a catastrophic post Ice Age flood, this area is like a bathtub.
Peace
@@jefftaylor19 ok
@Muhammedlee Boring, I think not. Here is what the Quran is telling you about. It is saying that you can have God's perfect protection by the assistance of two Angelic superpowers at your right and left. This is a book where Solomon can command forces of jinn that can move entire buildings in a blink of an eye. It has battle scenes where there are invisible angels assisting believers. It is a book that warns of an impending disaster for humanity and a book that shows the incredible heaven that awaits those who decide to believe. It is about how you, yes, you, can have all of this support and protection in your life if only you would submit to God's laws. Now how cool is that? This is all in our hands if we only decide.
Peace.
@Muhammedlee Sometimes we can change, God willing. 30 years ago, I used to be an atheist or agnostic at best, then I decided to investigate what the truth behind all those myths were. It was a long journey until 2014, where I was guided to the truth. What was the collective message? Don't you think it is unscientific to assume to be right without investigating the veracity of your convictions or of opposing theories? A scientific mind assumes he is wrong. Then he tries to prove he is wrong. Then, after failing to prove that he is wrong, he can accept his conclusions. What we have now is a book that is composed mathematically with occurrences that are way beyond probability, way way way too many "coincidences". The Quran has been discovered to contain a mathematical code with the number 19 as a common denominator. It simply provides mathematical proof the this book was not written by any human capabilities. It is not from a human being. Well, now what? It means that I better read what it says to investigate further. Low and behold, it says that God has always been sending down to this planet information about why we are here and how to succeed. It says that we screwed up in our past life and this is our last chance to reform. Uh oh. Well, we can shrug this off as simply magic or fairy tales, and fit perfectly in with the crowd, or, we can take notice and look at this seriously. The choice is ours. You don't have to do anything. But we learn from science for every action, there is a reaction. The Quran (a supernatural, superhuman composition) says that ignoring this information spells doom. (Should we Laugh out loud or should we cry?) The popular opinion is to just assume there is no purpose to life and to squander this precious opportunity with ego pampering and the pursuit vanities and play Well, do what you want. That is what God wants. Freedom. In the end, we will find out why each of us deserve what we get. We all were suppose to be worshipping "God ALONE" by following "His" scripture alone to succeed.
Well, I found out long ago that "Cool" is not cool. It actually gets pretty stupid. Fitting in takes no courage and is no way to base one's life decisions.
Maybe someone will decide to be inquisitive, God willing. Here is more information:
www.goodreads.com/book/show/10772913-quran
czcams.com/video/OANBzSqko_0/video.html
czcams.com/video/IIuFyPnQiCw/video.html
submission.org/introduction.html
www.masjidtucson.org/quran/ReadQuran.php?appendix=1
czcams.com/video/ELIVBSzHWxQ/video.html
czcams.com/video/o_WfE1OshIk/video.html
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Peace.
@Muhammedlee Our understanding of physical laws is only conclusive on this minute scale that earth and our universe exists. We are submicroscopic ourselves. We only know a minute amount of information. It's like a virus understanding it's environment inside a microscopic sell. Beyond that, we are lost. Understanding the physics of all of the other universes and realms is far beyond the human scope of awareness. So if you are satisfied with that, then fine. As far as ethics are concerned, anyone can be a nice and decent person. That is not what religion was intended to do. Religion is about discovering our fatal flaw: Arrogance. We think we know more than we know. We think we do more than we do. We think we are more than we are. That's what got us sent to this place.
We should use our lives to conclude:
God does everything. We only get to experience the affect of our decision to accept Him or not.
But you can do what you want with this short flash of time that is called life. The question is, will it benefit you after you die?
Peace.
Noah was a very talented man . He managed to save amoebas and other minute one cellular organisms and he did it without any microscope or petri dishes, just his bare hands and eagles eyes.
Noah was a woman? I never would've guessed.
@@as7river He was gender fluid, needed both perspectives to save humanity and the animal and microbial kingdom. Peace.
Why two by two for unisexual organisms...I never got that bit...maybe god forgot them
@@aquamon68 And when god flooded the world, was that with gender fluid too?
And he didn't feed them nor toilet them..!
I've been scrolling through these comments and I gotta say: Religion is one hell of a drug
It is the drug off the masses.
@@chrispbacon3042 well I could equally say as well that, secularism together with consumerism, is also the drug of the masses.
drugs are meant to make you ecstatic! try it!
And the worst part of it is that the religious try to make it *so easy to swallow.*
Not religion - Heaven is the drug
Amazing that so many even highly educated & intelligent people think they can shamelessly live like prostitutes/gigolos/leeches/freeloaders do down here, mooching off their rich Sugar Daddies and living a life of ease & comfort!
amazing, just amazing to see this level of brainwashing
Ricky was GREAT in the movie, "The Invention of Lying". Hilarious move about how the 10 Commandments were written.
Hilariously funny
Don’t forget Noah was 900 years old when he built it. With the help of his two 100yr old sons. Yeah totally believable
70 years old... Hebrews and others around the world measured time by 13 annual lunar cycles. They were misinterpreted, (by later translators and tale tellers), each 28 day period, recorded as years.
@neddyseagoon9601 Makes sense. I've often thought about the coincidence of so many things taking 40 days. Maybe 40 is a mis-translation of "many".
@@neddyseagoon9601 so there is wriggle room in bible interpretation?
@@leithal1546 I could care less but known facts, (lunar cycle v annual cycle was used to measure longer time periods), certainly beat the unlikely 900 years of life, especially if the alternative is logical.
It's a bit like "witch" in it's very modern understanding versus the translation meaning "poisoner". And given shared food and water wells, why wouldn't you kill a mass murdering poisoner?
@@zacmumblethunder7466 Moses supposedly wandered about in dry harsh lands with the Hebrews for 40 years, wasn't it? Now, 40 months makes a bit more sense given the unlikely survival of his people in that length of time. Many I imagine would've wondered off in any case, in my mind.
Not feeling too bright?
Smile and remember there are grown adults that actually believe that 2 Penguins walked all the way from Antarctica to get on a boat.
I know grown adults (of course because they are grown doesn't make them adults) that believe that everything in the universe came from nothing.🤣🤣
@@josephwells8699 I'm not sure if your comment is directed at me, Joseph but I'll respond just the same.
I'll assume from your comment you're either a creationist, ID proponent or religious know nothing. Apologies if I'm incorrect but when people comment about the universe coming from nothing, to me it usually signifies a somewhat lower than normal intelligence. You may of course be the exception but I somehow doubt it.
In physics, things do not begin to exist. The conservation of mass means that things form from other things already in existence. So it is meaningless for you suggest that the universe came from nothing. Maybe educate yourself before leaving crass comments? Just an idea that probably went over your head.
@@ramptonarsecandle I am a Christian and a creationist. When you say that in physics, things do not begin to exist, but that the conservation of mass means that things form from other things already in existence, I would suggest that is meaningless. It is nothing more than an idea that cannot be proved, none of you were there millions of years ago to know what went on back there.
If what you say were true? Then surely you would know how life began, but Richard Dawkins, the most outspoken evolutionist that I am aware of, stated that he doesn't know how life began. I would suggest to him that he stop claiming evolution to be a fact, until he knows how life began. I won't hold my breath though.
If you ever see him ask him to contact me and I will tell him how life began.
@@josephwells8699 Ok - to me that means you've been indoctrinated, probably from birth but most certainly at some point in your life. It also probably means you're from bible belt America where that type of simple mindedness is seen as a virtue as long as you keep paying your church.
As for the conservation of mass, it is easily provable, maybe look up the Laws of Thermodynamics and you'll see, or maybe not given you're a creationist.
As for life starting, no I don't know but nor do you, remember “God did it” is not an “alternate theory.” Theories have to be supported by verifiable evidence, not declarations of faith. Maybe God did do it, but until you prove it, it’s just a hypothesis.
And abiogenesis is nothing to do with evolution. Evolution is an observed scientific fact you not understanding that is irrelevant it is and will always remain a fact.
I went to Cambridge and Richard Dawkins taught at Oxford so no I don't know him. Your reply drips with creationist lies and mistruths and all the usual tropes. I would suggest that if you're going to comment on a public platform you might want to be better informed. I could explain more but I see little point.
@@ramptonarsecandle You are absolutely wrong, I am not indoctrinated, I can make that claim about you. You are also wrong about where I came from, I am UK born and bred. I know several intelligent people who were atheistic evolutionist just a two of years ago, but are now baptized Christians and creationist. What you fail to understand is, that it is God's Spirit that reveals the truths of the Bible to those who seek, and lead them to make a commitment. So given the authenticity of the Bible and all the scientists that were once evolutionist and are now creationist, I cannot accept what you say. Evolutionary scientists always denigrate creationist scientists, as though there academic prowess is greater, which of course is ridiculous.
I have a lovely book which contains the names and backgrounds of 50 scientists who were once evolutionist but are now creationist. The fact that you went to Cambridge and Dawkins to oxford does not impress me. Let me know when you think you have discovered how life began.
Why do evolutionist scientists attack a God that they claim does not exist???
From what I understand, most of the old testament is God having a hissy fit!
That just shows you don't understand it
@@timbradshaw5481The bible is completely an utterly fake. Nothing in the bible happened, it was made to brainwash gullible peasants
According to america, donald jessica drumpf,(check his german name) is God .
Amazing how he went full TED talk for a while. Only much better informed than their usual fare.
He has such brilliant regard for theological and systematic scientific research for a Ted talk. Ted keeping up the integrity of scientific method. Atheism really is absurd and pathetic.
lol triggered much!!!@@Nat88123
He's not well informed, he's taking the story literally then poking holes in it. You can do the same with any story. Harry potter is attacked by a snake and gets rescued by a flaming bird that pokes the eyes of the snake and then cries tears on Harry to save him. Wow what a stupid story, so unrealistic, birds are not made of fire. Tears dont heal people.
Yet this story resonates with millions and has become one of the most well known stories of the modern time. So it obviously holds meaning even if it's not literally true. The same is true with the bible. You just need to be informed, not take it literally.
trouble is though millions of people believe it to be accurate @@timbradshaw5481
The rest of this bit is missing, where it turns out god seems to absolutely flamingly fabulous in this childrens book.
Yeah, it's just the start of it.
Aww where's the rest?
It's up to you what you believe . Thank you for the insight .
Rikki Tikki Tavi was what crossedy mind as soon as that was shown.
The "...like a fuckin' mongoose..." follow up had me cracking up.
Super Hans: "it's a rat"
oh my gosh...i only just discovered Ricky Gervais. He is hilarious!!!
Listen to karlology
"Is God gay?" This is the content that I came to CZcams for. 🙏
It was quite as an accomplishment for Noah to gather up two of each species (37000 spiders, 11000 ants, 50000 wasps) and many many more.
Maybe the Ark was bigger on the inside. :)
The bible is not like the song you all sang in bible school. Do you run away from bees?
No. Run away from a bear.
@@JacquelineFox-xo6jn But never run away from a beer.🍺
The funniest rendition from that famous fiction book I’ve heard.
Cheeks sore from laughing funny.
From one of the funniest comedians on this planet.
Thanks Ricki. Your a good man.
Hey, it may be fiction, but it's a bestseller.
@Mittens
Since it’s the ONLY book that was considered necessary for several centuries, then I would say it had an unfair advantage.
His a good man.
@SonicPsyched If you consider Grimm horror nightmare stories that scare the literal BeJesus out of little kids to bring them into line, fairytales.
Matthew 27
45. Now from the sixth hour until the
ninth hour, darkness was over all the land.
46. And about the ninth hour, Jesus cried
out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli,
lama sabachthani?” That is, “My God,
My God, why have You forsaken Me?”
47. And some of those who were stand-
ing there heard and said, “This one is
calling for Elijah.”
48. And immediately one of them ran
and, taking a sponge, filled it with vine-
gar and put it on a stick, and gave it to
Him to drink.
49. But the rest said, “Let Him alone! Let
us see if Elijah comes to save Him.” Then
another took a spear and thrust it into His
side, and out came water and blood. *
50. And after crying out again with a
loud voice, Jesus yielded up His spirit.
51. Then suddenly the veil of the temple
was ripped in two from top to bottom,
and the earth shook, and the rocks were
split,
52. So that the tombs were opened. And
many bodies of the saints who had died,
were resurrected
53. After His resurrection;** and they
came out of the tombs. Then they entered
into the holy city, and appeared to many.
54. Then the centurion and those with him
who had been keeping guard over Jesus,
after seeing the earthquake and the things
that took place, were filled with fear, and
said, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
55. Now there were many women who
were watching from a distance, who had
followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering
to Him;
56. With whom were Mary Magdalene,
and Mary the mother of James and Joses,
and the mother of the sons of Zebedee.
:Proof
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Bloody brilliant! Needed a good laugh after a sh*t week and going back into lockdown!
This used to be called blasphemy, now it's called common sense.
No, it's called following the sheep and laughing to make yourself feel better
@@GEOFF0906 Funny coming from a religious person.
@@GEOFF0906 This is litteraly what priest ask people to be: good sheeps folowing their master God and the ones that knows the ''truth''.
@@GEOFF0906 A bit late to the party, but, yeah, a really odd observation to make.
I mean, Ezekiel 34:31 - "You my sheep, the sheep of my pasture, are people, and I am your God, declares the Sovereign LORD."
There is a side of this argument that self-identifies as being part of a flock under the supervision of a shepherd, but it's certainly not the side you're accusing.
@@icycooldrink6085 How can you tell that you’ve been brainwashed?
When someone calls you a sheep and you’re proud, not offended.
The worst part of being bitten by a venomous spider is finding out that your Australian.
*you're
Australian? They are fictional aren't they?
The Church: "thanks for being here, small child, would you like a present for being here all the time?"
Small Child: *visibly excited* "yes please! I live presents"
The Church: *Hands Child Propaganda*
Or an STD !
For a child, it could be much worse...
I assume all fish were well behaved then? What comes from being in schools all the time, I guess.
Nice one, dad!
Such an underrated comment
Salt water fish or fresh water fish?
@@thebrainfan You make a saline-ient point.
I love comedians who have no shame in poking fun at religion, be they atheists like Ricky Gervais and Patton Oswald, or very tired, very (understandably) frustrated parents.
I HAVE actually seen a spider lying down with all 8 legs out to the side. I thought it was dead. Went to pick it up and it CHARGED at me.
In Carl's defence when someone is afraid to come out as gay, they can often hide behind hate.
British humour ❤️💪😎😂😍
God: 5000 years old. Beer, 6000 years old. So to understand these stories, you have to understand that God had already been binging for 1000 years.
Oh my goddess I have never been more accurately accused of being toxic than when you say the flood is God having a gay hissy fit
When I read the title i imagined god stomping around in heaven in one of those gay voices and i just lost it!
The best of honesty
Yellow Pants: *picks a nose*
God: Kawabunga it is!
This dude pulled out the book of Noah 🤣🤣🤣
never gets old
Friend has a tarantula...when he places it on my forearm, it moves so fast that it seemingly teleports, I sh>t you not. Fd me up 🤣
I love Ricky so much, it's not right 😭
Spiders are fantastic creatures ..... much better than insects.
I once rescued a spider.
He had wandered onto the sticky paper on the floor of my flea-catcher, and he couldn't unstick his feet.I grabbed my tweezers and peeled each foot off the sticky paper, which was difficult enough, spider legs are very delicate.
The tricky thing was, in order not to let each foot get stuck when freed, I had to place a piece of unsticky paper under each foot, before freeing the next foot.
Took me about an hour.
When I let him go, on the paving in front of the house, there was some tackiness on his feet, and he walked away like a robot.
True story.
Lovely story.
He died. My cat ate him
You broke its knees and was crippled
that’s def something I would do. I never kill or allow an insect or spider to die.
Ricky gassed out from doing a spider pose 3 times 😂
Ricky is amazing
Ricky is truly talanted and i get fucking pissed when its over lol.
The Aardvark was the first animal on the are arc because it has two A’s .
😄😄😄
So needed this today...🤣
Ricky's animal impressions are brilliant
I love it when he makes fun of religion. It's so easy as well lol🤣
Do you? Do you really?
@@mavis3916 Yes
Christianity isn't a religion.
@@GEOFF0906 It is. Lol
@@mavis3916 Yes
I'm annoyed.
I used to be made to go to Sunday School as well. But I never got a book or anything.
One of the best comics ever
That’s too funny, Noah!
I love your sense of humor about religion and God .... I feel exactly like you do too , but I still catch myself every once in a while saying .... Oh God help me ..... just by habit . Then I realize ... Oh , that’s right .... He really isn’t there . And if he is .... he is not going to do a thing about my situation . Only I can do that .
I know how you feel. I've been in a similar situation multiple times. In the long run however, rationality always comes out on top, and I'm like "wait, what am I doing, I'm so silly..."
I am not sure, that kind of perception of god is kind of cave men. Only cave men believed in Gods/Goddess would interevent and help them if they pray or make sacrifice. The more advance religious view is different, God is representing and ideal of goodness and if we follow these ideals and rules our life will be better. I find rational only help in understand the world but not how to live in it, I meant survival of the fittest right ? Why should I not stealing if I can get away with it.
@@ninjadejedi I have always believed in doing what I think is right .... no matter what .... I still have to live with myself . I have never stolen from anyone , I have worked for everything I have . I have though .... lost a lot of money gambling and I wish I knew a way to get some of that money back from the Casinos , but I am the one that did that to myself too .
@@vinceavery7216 As I said the JudeChristian perception of god is more adv compare to the cave man, pagan religions, they never expect God to actually help them, they follow the example because they believe that will make their life better. You do know that value is not coming by yourself right ? Why have you not stolen from s.oelse?
@@ninjadejedi I just do not believe in taking from someone unless I worked for it is right . I see your point to a certain point ... I have a very wealthy brother that loves to tell me how rich he is , but I would never steal .... not even from him
Religion - Grown adults talking to Santa Claus and ACTUALLY EXPECTING A PRESENT!!!!!
This is great
I like spiders ... I never kill them. I think of them as the humans of the insect world.
First week of quarantine I found a spider living in my windowsill. My daily entertainment was to document HER day.
I don't like spiders but I still don't kill them. I just don't like to kill animals in general.
I kill them all
Come to Australia. I'll introduce you to the *funnelweb spider.*
Your attitude to spiders will change fast. It's both aggressive, and the most poisonous spider in the world.
Those things look like farking demons too ...
Some are incredibly beautiful, others just look like hairy thugs. I am just glad they don't fly 😬💀
As pointed out above, one's opinion may depend on the country. I grew up with worst of them so perhaps I got used to them.
I got that book too from Sunday school.
So..................God doesn't have the power and intelligence to only kill those who he doesn't want around? Wow....................WOW! God should have worked for Custer's seventh cavalry.
'Punishment has a definition'
And choice has one too
@@alexrattray8807
What choice did the babies make to be punished?
You people think you are so funny, but it is so sad you do not know what is coming your way....SOON!!!!
@@josephwells8699ong spare us please Ik exactly what coming my way and even if religion was real it’s bad either way so what’s the point
@@Thephrogdoob What you obviously don't understand is that there is a battle going on for the hearts and minds of every human being on earth, and it is a spiritual battle that has raged since the Garden of Eden, where our first parents, Adam and Eve sold us off to Satan, (who was once the highest ranking angel in heaven) and his name in heaven was Lucifer, which meant, "Bearer of Light" or "Morning Star."
Unfortunately Lucifer a created being coveted the position of Jesus, the Son of God, (which is SIN). In fact he wanted to be God which was an impossibility, and because God is Holy, sin cannot live in His Holy presence.
So it is all about worship, whether a person worships God or Satan, these are the only two options, and if someone doesn't worship God, then they automatically give there vote to Satan, the evil being that has caused all the chaos and suffering in the world, and of course Satan works through human beings and human agencies to try and frustrate God's eternal plans for you, me and everyone else. However that isn't going to happen, and everything is quickly drawing to a close, when Jesus our Creator is coming very soon to bring an end to this world, and to save His people. There is a test coming very soon to the whole world and everyone who fail the test will receive the Mark of the Beast, and that will bring their eternal end.
I know which side I want to be on, you still have time to choose.
I have just been introduced to your comedy and I freaking love it! You're an awesome comedian! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Watch "Derek" on Netflix, I am obsessed and Ricky is Brilliant!!
@@Dydy-kv3yx Thanks. Born in June 1965! Stay safe and laugh whenever possible! ✔💜☮♊
🦀✌☮⚛
Extras on Netflix is amazing.
@@roems6396 Thank you! 💜
How I love this man! I mean, I am in love, seriously. I live an ocean away, though.
You need to be in love with Jesus, He will give you life. Your love for Ricky and his sick material will bring you eternal loss.
"A year on a wooden boat with 4000 species of termite."
to quote another video.
There's a lot of unintentional comedy in the bible. At times it's so absurd that I've laughed out loud and thought, "How do people actually believe this?!?"
People believe all kinds of BS if it comes from an "authority".
The Emperor's new clothes. ...
It’s because bible is not in its original form. People have changed it throughout the history
@@wahajmanan10 Are you saying the Bible isn't accurate?
@@party4keeps28 yes
@@party4keeps28 I’m a Muslim and in our Quran it’s stated that no other religious book is in its original form except Quran. Because god saw people changing the holy book so he took over the protection of Quran. It’s still unchanged
Hats off to this man for finding his atheism at the age of 8. I needed an additional 4 years.
I was 6
@Purple Syndicalist To be fair, we aren't. Being atheist requires atleast some level of understranding on how world around you can fuction without involvement of any kind of Higher Will.
That's not something newborn can grasp.
Without such undestanding humans naturally draw all kind of connections between different phenomena which leads to creation of mysticism and/or different religious practices.
@@darakkuunobelu7584 No not having a belief in a mythical not true god is NOT how you are born, you need to develop a bit before you can be brain washed into having a stupid baseless belief! This is why well over 95% get their baseless god belief from their parents brain washing them!
Theist - believes a god is real
Atheist - Everyone else
Which group is a baby in?
Yeah, I was 11. I have raised my daughter kind of agnostically. I want her to think for herself and chose what she believes in.
@@darakkuunobelu7584 We are. Unless you believe in a God or Gods you're an atheist. A fking baby does not instantly believe in the Christian God or any other and is therefore atheist.
He cracks me up all the time😂
Brilliant !
I rather hear his funny talks than attending church in Sunday.
Well if you attended church on Sunday thinking it was God's Sabbath, you would be there on the wrong day, because Saturday (the seventh day) is God's true Sabbath. Thought I would point that out in case you did decide to go to church. Always willing to help.
hahahha Ricky Gervais always on point
I would love to see a Ricky Gervais Pureflix special.
Business phrase "pay me to save your life"😂
This is Gervais at his best. Not moaning about Twitter
Many of us believe in God until we reach the age of reason, Ricky reached that age at 8. 😂
Not a fact, just your opinion
@@mavis3916 yeah, he should have said, “Logical people believe in god until they reach the age of reason”. That’s more of a fact.
@@mavis3916 you just haven't reached the age of reason then.
@@chkngrl what is the age of reason?
@@mavis3916 it is when you understand that not all people have same beliefs, however idiotic they may seem
What a genius 😆
"It sounded like he was gay"
'He's not gay!"
How dare he question the Holy Babble? All he has is facts.
@@mackdaddy798ishkabibble
@@mackdaddy798 daddy? Where were u? I'm pregnant. It's yours. Bring the priest along. He misused me
I’ve had a dreadful night and dearest Ricky I knew would cheer me up. I wonder if he knows how much good he does in the world. I am a Christian but Ricky is here and making me laugh while I am slowly dying. Whatever Ricky thinks God must adore him for keeping our spirits up.❤️🌈🥰
@@mavis3916 Really?
Either Ricky’s atheist evangelism is him selling his soul to the devil (he was an overnight success in middle age after being an unknown loser for decades), or he’ll do a massive conversion like CS Lewis or Jordan Peterson etc
Nah, mate. Wishful thinking.
Luke 16
19. Now there was a certain rich man,
and he was clothed in purple and fine
linen, and daily indulged himself in lux-
ury.
20. And there was a certain poor man
named Lazarus, who was laid at his
porch, full of sores.
21. And he longed to be nourished with
the crumbs that fell from the rich man’s
table; and the dogs even came and licked
his sores.
22. Now it came to pass that the poor
man died, and he was carried away by
the angels into Abraham’s bosom. And
the rich man also died and was buried.
23. And in the grave he lifted up his eyes
and was in torment, for he saw Abraham
afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24. And he cried out and said, ‘Father
Abraham, have compassion on me and
send Lazarus, so that he may dip the tip
of his finger in water and cool my
tongue; for I am suffering because of this flame.’
25. Then Abraham said, ‘Child, remem-
ber that in your lifetime you received
good things to the full, and likewise
Lazarus evil things. But now he is com-
forted, and you are suffering
26. And besides all these things, between
us and you a great chasm has been fixed;
so that those who desire to pass from
here to you are not able, nor can those
from there pass to us.’
27. And he said, ‘I beseech you then,
father, that you would send him to my
father’s house,
28. For I have five brothers; so that he
may earnestly testify to them, in order
that they also may not come to this place
of torment.’
29. Abraham said to him, ‘They have
Moses and the prophets. Let them hear
them.’
30. But he said, ‘No, Father Abraham,
but if one from the dead would go to
them, they would repent.’
31. And he said to him, ‘If they will not
hear Moses and the prophets, they would
not be persuaded even if one rose from
the dead.’ ”
@@aidanm2528 justifying torture.
This is epic!
Where's the rest? Quite funny bit
Is now a good time to mention the incest that happened in the story of Noah?
Yes. He allegedly only bought his family with him... and chances are, the only animals he brought with were a few cats, dogs, and maybe a few other wild animals which he likely put in a cage aboard the boat (which was probably not as big as they say it is)
What about beastiality?
My favourite part,which for some reason never mentioned at school when they tried to convince me this is true, is that Noah was 500 years old when God ask him to build the ark. He lived to be 950 apparently!
Well it worked well that first time, din'it?
Righteous Lot"s daughters were certainly inspired by it n' all.
The eternal LORD did rule incest right out when he gave hundreds of rules to Moses, so well, you know....progressive revelation and all that lot.
@@eduardochavacano Actually, this may make sense, when you see what kind of animals some are...
😂😂❤️
Ricky Gervais is to black T-shirts as Jay Leno is to denim... I'm not sure where I'm going with that. 😅 😂 🤣
Neither is anyone else.
Gold Gold Gold
rickey is the only comedian I would class as a true philosopher
Check out George Carlin. He was the originator.
George Carlin?
Don't forget Billy Hicks...and "God" took Hicks away from us way too early.
Well he does have a degree in philosophy
'''''Matthew 27
45. Now from the sixth hour until the
ninth hour, darkness was over all the land.
46. And about the ninth hour, Jesus cried
out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli,
lama sabachthani?” That is, “My God,
My God, why have You forsaken Me?”
47. And some of those who were stand-
ing there heard and said, “This one is
calling for Elijah.”
48. And immediately one of them ran
and, taking a sponge, filled it with vine-
gar and put it on a stick, and gave it to
Him to drink.
49. But the rest said, “Let Him alone! Let
us see if Elijah comes to save Him.” Then
another took a spear and thrust it into His
side, and out came water and blood. *
50. And after crying out again with a
loud voice, Jesus yielded up His spirit.
51. Then suddenly the veil of the temple
was ripped in two from top to bottom,
and the earth shook, and the rocks were
split,
52. So that the tombs were opened. And
many bodies of the saints who had died,
were resurrected
53. After His resurrection;** and they
came out of the tombs. Then they entered
into the holy city, and appeared to many.
54. Then the centurion and those with him
who had been keeping guard over Jesus,
after seeing the earthquake and the things
that took place, were filled with fear, and
said, “Truly this was the Son of God!”
55. Now there were many women who
were watching from a distance, who had
followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering
to Him;
56. With whom were Mary Magdalene,
and Mary the mother of James and Joses,
and the mother of the sons of Zebedee.
Proof
czcams.com/video/Dr-SQJVgXSc/video.html
God is so deep in the closet that he is also in Narnia.
And get a spider stoned...you watch that little thing lay down and chill lol
I love this guy
I hate spiders and I'm Australian. 😆😆
This book, isn't entirely accurate 😂😂
I found on Google that God lives actually two houses down from Santa & the Easter Bunny...
Don't forget the Gopher bird. Not apparent in translations, but pretty funny.
The little side comments 😂😂 “arrogant”
say what you want about Ricky, but one thing is for sure, is he is funny as hell !!!
You nor Ricky will be laughing one day soon, when the The One True God sends His Son to the earth in judgement. Hebrews 10:31 "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God". When those who oppose God see Jesus coming back to earth, they will cry to the rocks and mountains and say, "Fall on us, and hide us from the face of Him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb". Revelation 6:16. It is God the Father who sits on the throne, and Jesus it is who is descending to the earth.
This will be the greatest spectacle the world has ever seen, Jesus coming in the power and glory of His Father, with all His Holy Angels. At the same time the world will be in complete tumult, we are nearly there. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but it is going to happen, and happen soon.
@@josephwells8699Oh, do shut up and stop your preaching. No one asked for it, go away.
God: Hmmm... GENOCIDE, what a perfect solution.
If your program isn't functioning properly, you save what parts of the code you can and ditch the rest.
Isn’t that what we supposed to do when people do evil ?
Dear God that was super funny.
He should do the Moses on the mount when the spaceship lands and Gods tells everyone to get back or they will get burned.
Thank god for this man.
Pun intended, I guess
@@late8641 irony intended
He is not wrong, God is pretty full of himself. He gets people to build churchs (his house) so they'll pray to him(beg him for stuff)
... churches* ...
@@einundsiebenziger5488 I don't understand why you are making such a big deal about an obvious typo
No he don't,,
Luke 16
19. Now there was a certain rich man,
and he was clothed in purple and fine
linen, and daily indulged himself in lux-
ury.
20. And there was a certain poor man
named Lazarus, who was laid at his
porch, full of sores.
21. And he longed to be nourished with
the crumbs that fell from the rich man’s
table; and the dogs even came and licked
his sores.
22. Now it came to pass that the poor
man died, and he was carried away by
the angels into Abraham’s bosom. And
the rich man also died and was buried.
23. And in the grave he lifted up his eyes
and was in torment, for he saw Abraham
afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24. And he cried out and said, ‘Father
Abraham, have compassion on me and
send Lazarus, so that he may dip the tip
of his finger in water and cool my
tongue; for I am suffering because of this flame.’
25. Then Abraham said, ‘Child, remem-
ber that in your lifetime you received
good things to the full, and likewise
Lazarus evil things. But now he is com-
forted, and you are suffering
26. And besides all these things, between
us and you a great chasm has been fixed;
so that those who desire to pass from
here to you are not able, nor can those
from there pass to us.’
27. And he said, ‘I beseech you then,
father, that you would send him to my
father’s house,
28. For I have five brothers; so that he
may earnestly testify to them, in order
that they also may not come to this place
of torment.’
29. Abraham said to him, ‘They have
Moses and the prophets. Let them hear
them.’
30. But he said, ‘No, Father Abraham,
but if one from the dead would go to
them, they would repent.’
31. And he said to him, ‘If they will not
hear Moses and the prophets, they would
not be persuaded even if one rose from
the dead.’ ”
Ricky Gervais got cake tho 😅
And no truer word was spoken that day on the stage of Gervais.