Film Theory: How Batman BEATS Superman! - Batman v Superman

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  • @hardcorelevelingwarrior233
    @hardcorelevelingwarrior233 Před 4 lety +4682

    True DC comic fans know a prepared batman is an unstoppable batman.

    • @thefacebehindthemask7007
      @thefacebehindthemask7007 Před 4 lety +160

      Dr. Doom would like to know your location.

    • @hypotenuse7949
      @hypotenuse7949 Před 4 lety +87

      Faizaan Naseem True DC comics fans know it’s a joke

    • @FlatBunny360
      @FlatBunny360 Před 4 lety +217

      True dc comic fans know Batman could destroy the whole justice league

    • @gregoriusrex1855
      @gregoriusrex1855 Před 4 lety +16

      @@FlatBunny360 you wish

    • @FlatBunny360
      @FlatBunny360 Před 4 lety +171

      @@gregoriusrex1855 he literally has a contingency plan for it covered in the comics but you think what you wish.

  • @highkage9535
    @highkage9535 Před 3 lety +4058

    Flash: What's your superpower again?
    Batman: I'm rich.
    After watching this video that actually makes sense now.

  • @Its.a_me_
    @Its.a_me_ Před 3 lety +1146

    Flash: "Why do you think you win against him?"
    Batman: "Cause I'm rich!!!"
    Flash: "Yeah but, how exactly are you going to win?"
    Batman: "With MONEY!!!"

    • @ethangriffith2035
      @ethangriffith2035 Před 2 lety +56

      He just starts throwing gold bars at superman

    • @zaroni3586
      @zaroni3586 Před 2 lety +23

      @@ethangriffith2035 he'll make the robot arms with platnum

    • @saranyanjeyakumaran4781
      @saranyanjeyakumaran4781 Před 2 lety +23

      Correction
      Flash:why do you think you can win against him
      Batman:because i am batman

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj Před 2 lety +5

      *proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj Před 2 lety +2

      *proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*

  • @eliaskuah7704
    @eliaskuah7704 Před 3 lety +80

    If I'm not wrong, I think Superman had the fortress of solitude in the Arctic because it is quieter there as Superman also has super senses. So the fortress of solitude gets him further away from the people, so that it is not as loud.

    • @OpeqXD_
      @OpeqXD_ Před 5 měsíci

      u a genius!!!! in a gud way for sur

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Also because while it may not get as much direct sun in some places the sun never sets in the arctic so he’d get 24/7 radiation

    • @nagasakitheman1076
      @nagasakitheman1076 Před 2 měsíci

      @@bradenr867well what about the period of the year when the sun is not there?

    • @RussellHendrix1
      @RussellHendrix1 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nagasakitheman1076 Not sure maybe hibernation? He may get tired lol PolarMan or SuperBear

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nagasakitheman1076 good point, maybe he needs vacation home in the South Pole so he can go there during winter for some more 24 hours of sun

  • @Cl0udbear_
    @Cl0udbear_ Před 5 lety +3559

    Batman: i listed all reasons y im better
    Superman: it just says "im batman"

    • @zzz7869
      @zzz7869 Před 5 lety +212

      Batman: exactly

    • @__M7MD
      @__M7MD Před 5 lety +61

      deadly robotics
      You mean because I’m batman

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 Před 4 lety +9

      LOL

    • @barbb926
      @barbb926 Před 4 lety +103

      Superman: well that doesnt mean anything
      Batman: yes it does
      Superman: how
      Batman: because I’m Batman

    • @codyreed3950
      @codyreed3950 Před 4 lety +12

      Martha wait your mom names Martha yes ok 👌 let’s fight bad guy

  • @TCT2023
    @TCT2023 Před 4 lety +3773

    Dang, this takes the phrase "fighting smarter not harder" to a whole new level.

    • @adonis7626
      @adonis7626 Před 3 lety +28

      The Cartridge Tilter This is a Scrooge McDuck Quote :
      «Work Smarter, not harder»

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 Před 3 lety +12

      Adonis Farhat wrong. It’s a cloaker quote

    • @_Dvck
      @_Dvck Před 3 lety +4

      My house gets a third story

    • @Gvoudw
      @Gvoudw Před 3 lety +4

      It’s big brain time

    • @basilbomb1880
      @basilbomb1880 Před 3 lety +17

      If Batman can defeat Superman without kryptonite then does that mean Batman could defeat goku (I watch death battle)

  • @laurenbernardfrio7679
    @laurenbernardfrio7679 Před 2 lety +43

    Man, The Film Theorist is always right!
    I'm proud of you, dude!

  • @sinescanor600
    @sinescanor600 Před 3 lety +64

    Goku and superman once fought
    The loser had to wear his underwear outside forever

  • @martinessentials162
    @martinessentials162 Před 4 lety +2246

    "Lets make it fair no kryptonite" Meanwhile at Warner Bros "were gonna do that thing"

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 Před 3 lety +62

      Let’s make it fair Batman no kryptonite no bats suits and superman stop getting his Powers from the sun because that actually how he gets his powers

    • @Paxton365
      @Paxton365 Před 3 lety +62

      @@mikejones774 But... that pretty much ruins the point that there Superheros. Taking away Batman's weapons and armour and taking away Superman's powers. Now it's just Stronger human vs normal human. It wouldn't be much of a contest.

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 Před 3 lety +10

      Springtrap Superman is basically a Human he gets his powers from the sun and there’s a planet we’re Batman went to they gave him Superman’s powers it was from the sun

    • @Paxton365
      @Paxton365 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mikejones774 Last time I checked humans don't get their powers from the sun. They get nutrients from food and breathing air and whatnot. And what does this have to do with the earlier comment you made?

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 Před 3 lety +4

      Springtrap I’m saying that superman would be cheating in a fight because of the fact that there’s another planet that also gives Batman superpowers so I’m saying superman would always be cheating because he would have the sun

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +2260

    Superman's weakness: Kryptonite
    Batman's weakness: Martha...

    • @thabreez456
      @thabreez456 Před 3 lety +86

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!Although there is a perfectly reasonable explaination for that scene i do love the memes.

    • @chocon.7556
      @chocon.7556 Před 3 lety +4

      Hi

    • @jeffkherbyanghag3460
      @jeffkherbyanghag3460 Před 3 lety +7

      He's weakness actually is chicks

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 Před 3 lety

      the thing is that batman can close his ears

    • @need_more_time1119
      @need_more_time1119 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jeffkherbyanghag3460 hishe reference

  • @dynamix1862
    @dynamix1862 Před 3 lety +12

    It kills me that these theories are almost ALWAYS better than what we see on the big screen. It's either a flop or disappointing when we see studios try to wow us, why don't they hire Matt or the whole theorist channel to go over everything. Everyone would make bank and we would have a chance of having better movies.

  • @gopnikfett
    @gopnikfett Před 2 lety +63

    What if kryptonite is uranium? They're both glowing green rocks, and this theory makes it seem like what makes superman week to kryptonite, is the radiation it emits.
    But hey that's just a theory, A COMMENT THEORY! thanks for reading.

    • @displeasedgentleman7360
      @displeasedgentleman7360 Před 2 lety +2

      That was a good theory

    • @joelsletten3386
      @joelsletten3386 Před 2 lety +2

      I think youre exactly right actually. Crazy that mat didnt pick up on that

    • @MohnishDhangar
      @MohnishDhangar Před 2 lety +3

      Bruh, Uranium isn't green. It has metallic luster.

    • @Luzhong_editz
      @Luzhong_editz Před 2 lety

      He must have thought uranium is like from the simsons

    • @scissorbanner9735
      @scissorbanner9735 Před rokem

      it probably is some kind of wierd radiation that doesn't affect humans, i was thinking that already.

  • @SwiftGamingx
    @SwiftGamingx Před 8 lety +3419

    If batman loses I'm suing you.

  • @zirusmiguelaragon8421
    @zirusmiguelaragon8421 Před 4 lety +838

    Superman: "So how can you defeat me?"
    Batman: "Because Im Batman"
    Superman: "No not that one"
    Batman: "........"
    Batman: "Im rich"

    • @OkOk-cf3ej
      @OkOk-cf3ej Před 4 lety +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @x-rax716
      @x-rax716 Před 3 lety +6

      @@OkOk-cf3ej 😺😸😹

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 Před 3 lety +15

      Being rich opens up plenty of doors

    • @Cat-bl5yr
      @Cat-bl5yr Před 3 lety +10

      You don’t even need the rich part all you need is because he’s Batman

    • @_Vize_
      @_Vize_ Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @adityajoglekar7873
    @adityajoglekar7873 Před 3 měsíci +8

    watching this in 2024 is like opening a time capsule

  • @javeer1599
    @javeer1599 Před 4 měsíci +4

    This was my first matpat video. From here, I became a fan. Thanks matpat

  • @BigBadBloss
    @BigBadBloss Před 4 lety +1827

    Meanwhile...
    Lex Luthor: Write that down! Write that down!!!

  • @crocodilesmash4064
    @crocodilesmash4064 Před 7 lety +704

    Superman = Plant
    Green Kryptonite = Weedkiller
    Gold Kryptonite = Poison

    • @swaggydarkrai4585
      @swaggydarkrai4585 Před 7 lety +17

      Batman: The person that will throw superman in the bin

    • @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199
      @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199 Před 7 lety +23

      Batman = Rich AF
      Kryptonite bullets c: ? $$$

    • @mlemmage8449
      @mlemmage8449 Před 7 lety +14

      your ass is grass, and im the weed whacker

    • @crowleyswrestlingstatue2555
      @crowleyswrestlingstatue2555 Před 7 lety +6

      Only if its green kryptonite or gold(gold gets rid of his powers permanently),red makes him evil,silver basicly makes him get super high,black would make 2 of him a good and bad,pink turns him gay(srsly he turns gay when exposed to this shit).and periwinkle kryptonite causes Superman to lose all of his inhibitions.

    • @sarpgunes4362
      @sarpgunes4362 Před 7 lety

      well russia probably got some of that pink shit

  • @smokingdivot1762
    @smokingdivot1762 Před 2 lety +30

    While I enjoy your videos and this one was good I still think you got it all wrong. Calculating his strength by carrying a rocket segment is flawed logic. As far as we know flying off with that rocket segment was no more difficult than carrying a box of Kleenex. Now there are multiple examples of Superman being hit with large arms and Small arms weapons fire without so much as wrinkling his suit.

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming Před rokem +6

      Thank you! All we know is that he is at LEAST strong enough to carry the rocket, let alone being shown to push planets around in flight...

    • @warrioroffpeace3673
      @warrioroffpeace3673 Před rokem +4

      Exactly everyone from the dragonball universe can lift rockets with ease. Even the human warriors. The problem with superman is inconvenience there are to many versions off him so you can never debate how strong the guys is.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Před rokem

      @@warrioroffpeace3673 How strong is superman? .... Any creator for DC : "Yes."

    • @lightningjj2894
      @lightningjj2894 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I was gonna say he can lift a whole lot more than a rocket, but the other points are valid.

  • @sokutax658
    @sokutax658 Před 3 lety +8

    “Not once but twice”
    MUI goku: I’m about to end this whole mans career

  • @screwit6242
    @screwit6242 Před 5 lety +886

    superman : I have super strength, flight, laser vision, and X - ray vision,
    Batman : I have billions of dollars in my bank account, I win

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 Před 4 lety +11

      Mr Stupid wait this entire theory is wrong if superman has (X-RAY) vision that means he doesn’t get affected by that radiation Batman would try use to destroy him 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @MrGreensweightHist
      @MrGreensweightHist Před 4 lety +15

      @@macey7600 Supes doesn't have X-Ray vision.
      While it is called that, technically what he has is Clairvoyance, based on the fact he can see in color.

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 Před 4 lety +3

      Ok so radiation doesn't effect him how does he deal with getting pummeled by 2x his force

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 Před 4 lety +2

      qberry gamz people only talk about Batman’s advantages lol, what if superman just stays in the air what’s that suit going to do lol. What if superman gets a emp and just disabled his suit. What if the logic you’re going off of in this video isn’t even correct to this cinematic universe (its just a theory). We’ve already seen in this universe that superman is crazy fast ....the flash fast, hows batman going to hit him in a big ass clunky suit....see what I’m getting at, Batman only wins if all the conditions are biased towards him

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 Před 4 lety

      @@macey7600 ya I guess so the whole slogan it's just a theory a game.theory

  • @supernova5290
    @supernova5290 Před 7 lety +425

    Well actually
    Spoilers warning
    Batman beat Superman with a kryptonite robot suit

    • @gamesmasher1140
      @gamesmasher1140 Před 7 lety +11

      SuperNova Gaming he doesn't need to use Kryptonite he just choosese to

    • @bop1068
      @bop1068 Před 7 lety +6

      Game Smasher he had to use it or he woudlve lost

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 Před 7 lety +6

      Correction: He also uses the night (Y'know, when there isn't any sunlight), which is how doomsday killed superman in the comic.

    • @noahcharles2571
      @noahcharles2571 Před 7 lety +4

      but storing sunlight means he is on limited supply of power
      giving him limits that he does not have during the day

    • @thearchitect003
      @thearchitect003 Před 7 lety +3

      SuperNova Gaming He didnt because MARTHAA!!!

  • @prachetaraghuvanshi8234
    @prachetaraghuvanshi8234 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The "Not a great plan" Iron Man reference got me wheezing the rest of the episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samcross8532
    @samcross8532 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Using death battle to back anything is about as factual as consulting a journalist for anything

  • @stupidgames-hq9wo
    @stupidgames-hq9wo Před 3 lety +465

    Superman: it is impossible to beat me
    Batman: what is I use this fancy green rock
    Superman: guess I'll die

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo Před 2 lety +8

      @@terryfuldsgaming7995 Don’t forget that Batsy knows over 170 martial arts.

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 Před 2 lety

      @@mr.mcnerdo *127

    • @Someone-ri7fm
      @Someone-ri7fm Před 2 lety +1

      The fact that he doesn't use the "fancy green rock"

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo Před 2 lety +1

      @@thenoirknight5729 I found a source that said that he knows 178. That being said I looked it up a couple years ago and it might’ve changed since then.

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 Před 2 lety

      @@mr.mcnerdo 👍. Everything that I've watched and read has had 127 as the max

  • @YES-bb9rh
    @YES-bb9rh Před 4 lety +1468

    Batman:*wins*
    Superman:but how?
    Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....................................................................................N

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Před 4 lety +30

      Batman fan:hell yeah
      Superman fan:no lets fight shit fan
      *superman fan punchs batman fan but lose because hes BATMAN FAN HE WILL NEVER LOSE*

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 Před 4 lety +11

      Mohamed Salad I read it with the HISHE voice lmao

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 Před 4 lety +3

      OK
      *hishe*

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tfordham13 YEAHHHHHH

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 Před 4 lety +1

      @@princezuko9430 HISHE

  • @rishinarang7717
    @rishinarang7717 Před rokem +11

    Matpat calculating Superman strength, meanwhile Superman who pull entire solar system with a chain 😂

    • @jaydenzhang786
      @jaydenzhang786 Před 4 měsíci

      Thats the comics. I could argue that multiple forms of comic batman beats superman.

    • @rishinarang7717
      @rishinarang7717 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jaydenzhang786 and I can argue that cosmic Armor Superman beats all of them.

    • @jaydenzhang786
      @jaydenzhang786 Před 2 měsíci

      cosmic armor superman isnt even superman last time i checked. its a robot that looks like superman@@rishinarang7717

  • @the_cone_man1465
    @the_cone_man1465 Před rokem +13

    But I think we are all forgetting that Superman is MUCH faster than Batman is. He could very easily just move faster than Batman can see and pick him up and fly him into orbit before Batman even realizes Superman arrived.

  • @MotaShotta
    @MotaShotta Před 8 lety +736

    This theory is better than the actual movie

    • @asliceofcheese7888
      @asliceofcheese7888 Před 8 lety +2

      Amen

    • @subtogalactoons
      @subtogalactoons Před 8 lety +2

      agreed

    • @Keshaire
      @Keshaire Před 8 lety +4

      +MotaShotta
      Indeed. I sort of wasted my time going, after I watched it, I wish I had just went and seen Zootopia.

    • @blankneveragain
      @blankneveragain Před 8 lety +3

      +Keshaire!!! hahahah its better

    • @Keshaire
      @Keshaire Před 8 lety +3

      BGIBreyerProductions
      The movie threatre where I live is one of those old-fashioned ones that only show two movies at a time. There was BVS and Zootopia, but I wish I had just seen Zootopia. Definitely wasn't the best movie I've seen.

  • @joesatmoes
    @joesatmoes Před 8 lety +130

    One flaw: you based Superman's strength based on how heavy that rocket or whatever was...but that isn't necessarily has maximum strength. You could argue maybe that his face looks strained, but he's trying to throw it as far as possible so whether or not it's heavy for him, he would be throwing it with as much effort as possible

    • @TheManofDiamond
      @TheManofDiamond Před 8 lety

      Nice

    • @brycepetty9791
      @brycepetty9791 Před 8 lety +15

      That was my thought. Superman can bench press the entire planet for days without even breaking a sweat. Even if this is just an analysis of the movie version of him I'm sure a lifting rocket is minimal effort for him. For this fight to be even a little feasible supermans strength would have to be severely marginalized

    • @walkingsky4242
      @walkingsky4242 Před 8 lety

      +joesatmoes But he doesn't throw it. One of the trailers showed him standing up with it, still straining.

    • @pagenie4734
      @pagenie4734 Před 8 lety +13

      I agree with this, bodybuilders still 'Strain' when lifting weights far less heavy than their maximum possible

    • @danielwhitaker9642
      @danielwhitaker9642 Před 8 lety +3

      +joesatmoes thank you for pointing this out, I noticed too and it was bothering me.

  • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
    @chinchilla_fandoms9500 Před 2 lety +17

    lets not forget about batman's biggest advantage:
    the army of adopted teenagers he has to fight with him. a simple headcount shows a guy who's died and come back to life, the original robin, a sleep-deprived coffee addict, a sarcastic girl who loves purple, and a number of kids who were trained by assassins

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Před rokem +1

      All he needs to do is use his magic belt

  • @utkarshpal6143
    @utkarshpal6143 Před 3 lety

    Damm!!
    You are good. I love your work

  • @samuraisalesman2566
    @samuraisalesman2566 Před 8 lety +188

    Without the sun Superman becomes "Manman"? More like "hu-man"...
    I'll see myself out.

  • @silvergaming9886
    @silvergaming9886 Před 5 lety +269

    BATMAN WINS FATALITY
    Random person: how does batman win
    Batman:because I’m batman

  • @theonevalentin
    @theonevalentin Před 2 lety +7

    Wait doesn't that mean Kryptonite has ionizing Radiation well in order to damage Superman?

  • @zazcraft
    @zazcraft Před rokem +2

    Matmat: Batman will not win superman with kryptonite
    The movie: Batman wins with Kryptonite

  • @notjoaquindecastro
    @notjoaquindecastro Před 8 lety +413

    Vegeta trained in 500x gravity

    • @nicoroth3930
      @nicoroth3930 Před 8 lety +11

      I DIED WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT xD

    • @BongWatah
      @BongWatah Před 8 lety +8

      +J De Castro I was thinking literally the same thing

    • @phil5037
      @phil5037 Před 8 lety +23

      The other video was based on a different version of superman. This is based on the film version.

    • @NebulysOfficial
      @NebulysOfficial Před 8 lety +5

      he trained in 300x gravity

    • @BongWatah
      @BongWatah Před 8 lety +8

      Nebulys yea and that was barely after the freeza arc before he even became a ssj. think about how much unbelievably strong he is now in super and think about how strong goku is

  • @insanemarshmellow8082
    @insanemarshmellow8082 Před 8 lety +1124

    I just need a small loan of a million suns

    • @drunkbabies199
      @drunkbabies199 Před 8 lety +10

      #AmericasScrewed

    • @ahmedilhanahmedtariq8222
      @ahmedilhanahmedtariq8222 Před 8 lety +3

      +Insane Marshmellow "Small loan"

    • @insanemarshmellow8082
      @insanemarshmellow8082 Před 8 lety +2

      Ahmed Ilhan Ahmed Tariq Ha I defeated a grammar Nazi! There is no capital letter in "small". The only grammar mistake was no period. SO HA. I deserve a medallion.

    • @SilentGamer6742
      @SilentGamer6742 Před 8 lety +3

      +Insane Marshmellow I think he's saying you missed the quotation marks.

    • @dustbuster1787
      @dustbuster1787 Před 8 lety

      +Insane Marshmellow *claps slowly*

  • @princessstreetmetal
    @princessstreetmetal Před 3 lety

    4:38 thank you for describing it so well to a metalhead

  • @saltewaffle8651
    @saltewaffle8651 Před 2 lety +2

    Maybe the reason kryptonite is Super Mans weakness is because kryptonite emits ionizing radiation maybe....

  • @phenyxswartz941
    @phenyxswartz941 Před 3 lety +211

    I feel like anyone who had seen batman in the comics would have no doubt that batman is the winner.... the man literally has a plan to defeat every single superhuman he knows of...

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS Před 2 lety +13

      not to mention he also has a plan to take himself out too

    • @idek6585
      @idek6585 Před 2 lety +2

      Although none of that mattered because boom kryptonite

    • @lisi_ponurak
      @lisi_ponurak Před 11 měsíci

      And every single he doesn’t 😂

  • @darknessorzahs2847
    @darknessorzahs2847 Před 3 lety +369

    "know the enemy"
    -sun tzu the art of war

    • @FuzzyPigeon
      @FuzzyPigeon Před 3 lety +30

      *Technoblade intensifies*

    • @cool-ishcat3247
      @cool-ishcat3247 Před 3 lety +2

      I rly wasnt expecting that here, thank you

    • @CausticEnjoyer
      @CausticEnjoyer Před 3 lety +13

      "Sun tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more more about fighting than you do, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them on a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that point on any time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a ZOO! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
      - Soldier from TF2

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 Před 3 lety +7

      And don’t leave your house without kryptonite

    • @powdereyes2210
      @powdereyes2210 Před 3 lety +1

      Did you learn this from film theory or are you next level theorist... or i’m just making up stuff about you instead of thinking that you actually read a book
      Edit: but hey that’s just a theory

  • @Tresplecter
    @Tresplecter Před rokem +4

    I like how mostly everything mat pat said came true in the movie

  • @mehrab7815
    @mehrab7815 Před rokem

    Can't believe It's been 6 years till that movie.

  • @AldenPlays
    @AldenPlays Před 5 lety +534

    ManMan his only weakness isn't kriptonite it's the American dollar

  • @dachinchin20
    @dachinchin20 Před 5 lety +580

    “Man Man”.. I bet HIS superpower is peeing while standing up.

    • @dietrichdameron1661
      @dietrichdameron1661 Před 4 lety +7

      What??? That's not a power

    • @piyushnagawat24
      @piyushnagawat24 Před 4 lety +23

      Hm.. Thats not a power eveyone can do that....
      The real power is peeing while upside down....(without missing aim)

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 Před 4 lety +2

      Also known as being a boy

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 Před 4 lety +3

      Also every girl rages at that comment

    • @queenrat256
      @queenrat256 Před 4 lety +6

      Liam Smith I’m a girl and found out how to do it lol

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před rokem +1

    This video makes the "Whats your power? Im rich" line seems pretty plausible

  • @petarmarjanovic4607
    @petarmarjanovic4607 Před 3 lety +3

    Batman should've just used "The Bat Stare"

  • @shivanimayekar3635
    @shivanimayekar3635 Před 5 lety +281

    So when batman says he has the power of money he ain't lying

  • @lucasbrandt5501
    @lucasbrandt5501 Před 7 lety +579

    So basically Superman is a plant.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před 2 lety +2

    This video: *exists*
    Lex Luthor: _Why haven’t I thought about this earlier?_

  • @inspiredbeast4135
    @inspiredbeast4135 Před 3 lety +8

    Matpat in 2016 : goku loses
    Goku now : **laughs in ultra instinct while being trained by the one of the strongest person in excistence The Grand Priest**

    • @bri-manhunter2654
      @bri-manhunter2654 Před 3 lety

      Exactly, Superman being the strongest is getting old. Goku Son has surpassed him.

    • @flonbowe151
      @flonbowe151 Před 3 lety

      @@bri-manhunter2654 *laughs in injustice superman*

  • @bigbuckss4303
    @bigbuckss4303 Před 8 lety +463

    its obvious that batman will choke superman with a small loan of a million dollers.

    • @elyshamakenfinlay1439
      @elyshamakenfinlay1439 Před 8 lety +2

      Ayyy

    • @micmich8059
      @micmich8059 Před 8 lety +7

      +Bassam Barakat Neither will win, they'll have to team up to fight some greater power or some crap.
      There's no way they're going to make a bunch of nerds super angry by having a winner.

    • @khodeh1880
      @khodeh1880 Před 8 lety

      ayy

    • @spainbarcarealmadrid
      @spainbarcarealmadrid Před 8 lety

      +Mic Mich well, apparently they are going to have multiple fights.

    • @micmich8059
      @micmich8059 Před 8 lety

      ***** What if they're both the winner by teaming up :#

  • @ztsb45
    @ztsb45 Před 8 lety +225

    but, wait, matpat.... Is there any guarantee that the rocket he lifts is the limit of his strength?

    • @Alex-bb4ih
      @Alex-bb4ih Před 8 lety +23

      exactly what I thought

    • @ignemuton5500
      @ignemuton5500 Před 8 lety

      +ztsb45 hm i wonder...

    • @MarlsbysDragons
      @MarlsbysDragons Před 8 lety +1

      Exactly!

    • @fujin27
      @fujin27 Před 8 lety +7

      +ztsb45 media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/galleries/file/ajax/field_main_gallery_image/und/0/form-Fp7QZ6at19ZPDunC-GxytDTg2_oGSYGu0ekFd-ldpAU/SM_13_1.jpg

    • @ignemuton5500
      @ignemuton5500 Před 8 lety +1

      well would i be damn'd

  • @someoneelse29
    @someoneelse29 Před rokem +2

    Batman: *Fights Smarter not Harder*
    Superman: *Fights so hard can't even beat a man*

  • @jonathantruffin8570
    @jonathantruffin8570 Před 2 lety

    Love the Jon Lajoie everyday normal guy reference.

  • @ethanhughes8602
    @ethanhughes8602 Před 8 lety +188

    Anyone can beat Superman, if they have enough plot armor.

    • @Cyberbutterflie
      @Cyberbutterflie Před 8 lety +2

      Tttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @ethanhughes8602
      @ethanhughes8602 Před 8 lety

      +Sticky the Squid Why

    • @Thestarsandseassystem
      @Thestarsandseassystem Před 8 lety

      Green lantern: I just willed kryptinite back fie clark

    • @ethanhughes8602
      @ethanhughes8602 Před 8 lety

      +Sticky the Squid Are... are we having the same conversation?

    • @MDragonW
      @MDragonW Před 8 lety

      and kryotionite (I spelled it wrong) tip: the green shard that weakens superman

  • @bismuth7398
    @bismuth7398 Před 6 lety +495

    So, it turns out that superman has THREE weaknesses: kryptonite, supernatural power, and ionizing radiation. That means, in theory, that Godzilla could ONE-SHOT Superman. After all, Godzilla's "flame" breathe is made ENTIRELY out of radiation. Being exposed to that much radiation and force would probably cause Superman to disintergrate.

  • @Thunder_Tracks
    @Thunder_Tracks Před rokem +9

    6:40 it's so innacurate I'm shaking. Just because superman can lift a rocket doesn't mean supermans powers are enough to only loft rocket. He can lift bigger stuff too

    • @DaOnlyMed
      @DaOnlyMed Před rokem +1

      Yeah this video is so incredibly flawed but I'm just telling myself that it's a theory on a fiction, so its whatever lol

    • @Thunder_Tracks
      @Thunder_Tracks Před rokem

      @@DaOnlyMed yeah and this channel makes good content too its just one flaw

  • @barrelracer-bg4kc
    @barrelracer-bg4kc Před 2 lety

    Haven't watched the video yet but this already makes me happy because I got teased when I was little whenever I said my favorite hero was Batman.
    Has nothing to do with the video but it still makes me happy.

  • @gannonkendrick9343
    @gannonkendrick9343 Před 8 lety +317

    With respect, you make a mess of assumptions in that plane math. You're assuming that's all he can lift- which it definitely is not.

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 Před 8 lety +7

      He tried as hard as he could with that though that's like his max

    • @garvinrivers7050
      @garvinrivers7050 Před 8 lety +1

      IKR

    • @gannonkendrick9343
      @gannonkendrick9343 Před 8 lety +43

      Even in the movie universe, struggling to lift something does not mean it's the full amount that somebody can lift. To *actually* find what somebody can lift, you have to keep adding more weight until lifting an object is physically impossible for them. Because Superman is exponentially stronger than a human, the difference between struggling and full capacity is also exponentially different for him, at least when compared to a human.
      There are also *way* too many factors to take into consideration here. So by no means is this case closed.

    • @jonargust
      @jonargust Před 8 lety +1

      Haha I know right

    • @RadishAcceptable
      @RadishAcceptable Před 8 lety +12

      RIGHT??? Common Mat Pat, in Superman Returns he throws an island into space....

  • @gradient1726
    @gradient1726 Před 7 lety +275

    hey superman, I think you broke your arm, you better get a x-ray!

    • @chopinwannabe7556
      @chopinwannabe7556 Před 7 lety

      it would have the same effects on Batman as it would Superman so... no harm.

    • @lilyxo6937
      @lilyxo6937 Před 7 lety +6

      Bu bum ch 😂😂

    • @Wolf-tj5rz
      @Wolf-tj5rz Před 7 lety +1

      Superman has a limited amount of power and has spent time in the sun

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 Před 7 lety

      +Wolf games Wolf games you mean unlimited.

    • @Savage_Guy6969
      @Savage_Guy6969 Před 7 lety

      lolol

  • @catholiccontriversy
    @catholiccontriversy Před rokem +1

    If Zack wasn't a hack that had Superman call his mother by her first name, Supes would be dead. That is literally what happened in that scene, Batman had Superman pinned to the ground ready to deal the death blow and if he wasn't reminded of his own Martha Luthor would still have hair.

  • @ljv9917
    @ljv9917 Před 2 lety

    Where did the warehouse deleted scene you played come from. I've been wondering where that part where batman tosses the guy into the stacked crates, deleted scene

  • @linkr2183
    @linkr2183 Před 3 lety +116

    Always be yourself...
    Unless you can be BATMAN, then always be BATMAN!

  • @AudreyYun
    @AudreyYun Před 8 lety +661

    wait a minute.... BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN?!?!?!
    #spoileralert

  • @anuragjames7669
    @anuragjames7669 Před 4 měsíci

    I should mention that it would work the same as the kryptonite smoke grenade in the movie , having a temporary effect for some time , as it was also shown in the movie that like in the comic SM got hit by a nuke boom in space the made him ' thin ' .

  • @Hommer94
    @Hommer94 Před 2 lety

    I like this theory, a good addition to the fanfictions novels.

  • @judedasher2646
    @judedasher2646 Před 5 lety +289

    Boy Man. He was a man bitten by a boy. He got man powers. In Soviet Russia, he can eat bubbles, and things that can kill the normal human. His weakness is work.

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Před 4 lety +909

    "If we believe there is even a 1% chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.".
    --Batman.

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 Před 4 lety +29

      Why did you quote that movie

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 Před 4 lety +12

      @Parvika Singh no it a joke like why did you say that name

    • @OkOk-cf3ej
      @OkOk-cf3ej Před 4 lety +8

      I am Batman Nah the quote was good, it was just executed in the movie badly

    • @yamintaaha6714
      @yamintaaha6714 Před 4 lety +1

      I thought batman was supposed to be smart.

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yamintaaha6714 you know what punk

  • @weareprobablyinanarguement

    I always like the intro.

  • @myuniversecomics
    @myuniversecomics Před 3 lety +1

    Batman v Superman is still my movie today.

  • @azaleacolburn
    @azaleacolburn Před 3 lety +156

    The fortress of solitude is there so that when superman relaxes, he is a normal person, and doesn't break cups, plate and furniture with his laser eyes.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Před rokem +6

      also for humans, it's kinda hard to get there.... even with our current tech. finding it. traveling to it. unless you are WAYNE!

    • @bub3124
      @bub3124 Před rokem +2

      how'd he build the fortress in the first place? where'd he get the materials and stuff, I didn't know he was rich

    • @michaelhuggins9373
      @michaelhuggins9373 Před rokem

      @@bub3124 in the comics he made all the materials on Venus

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime Před 8 lety +415

    Batman's superpower is that the writer is always on his side

    • @judecrasto80
      @judecrasto80 Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @MrCacoMC
      @MrCacoMC Před 8 lety +10

      +TomboTime Batman's super power is money :v

    • @Spartan-sz7km
      @Spartan-sz7km Před 8 lety

      +TomboTime No he's super power is BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @Andrew-ws9db
      @Andrew-ws9db Před 8 lety

      +Edric Yeo (Spartan 117) you ruined it

    • @Victor-gz8ml
      @Victor-gz8ml Před 8 lety

      +TomboTime Almost every protagonist has that superpower.

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 Před 3 lety

    Me at 1 AM: just one more video...

  • @regijacob6053
    @regijacob6053 Před 2 lety +1

    This video was recommended to me after 5 years yes

  • @beckyfromhr588
    @beckyfromhr588 Před 4 lety +569

    This title needs to be "Batman can defeat Superman because he's rich."

    • @starlightseason1462
      @starlightseason1462 Před 4 lety +5

      Magic Galaxy So true!!! 🤣👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻

    • @amberknight7301
      @amberknight7301 Před 4 lety +10

      That's kind of the point. Batman has a huge advantage when it comes to resources and that's one of his strengths that a lot of other heroes don't have. Since he's rich, he can easily act on whatever intelligence he happens to get and manufacture the correct counter to anything he encounters given enough time.

    • @d3ad3y39
      @d3ad3y39 Před 4 lety +5

      Becky from HR More like “The Perks Of Being Rich”

    • @No_OneV
      @No_OneV Před 4 lety +3

      I guess DC wasn't kidding when they said being rich is a superpower ^^

    • @dando541
      @dando541 Před 3 lety +1

      E

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG Před 4 lety +317

    Batman used ionizing radiation and robotic punch on Superman.
    It was not very effective..
    Batman used 'I am Batman!'
    Superman fainted.

  • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
    @zmpjacksoncomics2077 Před 3 lety +2

    Like the colossus reference at 9:31

  • @RAD-LTF
    @RAD-LTF Před 3 lety

    The intro scene is lit

  • @england4944
    @england4944 Před 4 lety +533

    This ending would’ve been way better than the real way Batman wins.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 Před 4 lety +18

      @Philip Good Superman is ridiculous, he gets in difficult fights all the time although he is ridiculously powerful.

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam Před 4 lety +4

      Why? How does Superman being a plant makes sense? And how does this winning makes since Superman is way more powerful than he is

    • @toxification
      @toxification Před 4 lety +34

      @@omega_sam
      He-
      He spent the whole video explaining how and why it made sense-

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam Před 4 lety

      @@toxification it was a stupid explaination

    • @ultimate_capper3643
      @ultimate_capper3643 Před 4 lety +5

      superboy-prime and any reason you would believe so? He literally has proof.

  • @Boycicle
    @Boycicle Před 6 lety +250

    So Batman's superpower is actually being rich

  • @metalmonke5463
    @metalmonke5463 Před 3 lety

    That beginning kinda reminds me of the GVK meme, A literal fire breathing radioactive lizard who is a god vs Monke

  • @theInternetUser-
    @theInternetUser- Před 3 lety

    please make a theory on that ;D

  • @notwh9497
    @notwh9497 Před 6 lety +741

    I thought the reason was that he's batman
    Case Closed
    YES

    • @Deltexterity
      @Deltexterity Před 6 lety +13

      You have been banned from roblox
      Reason: *yes*
      (AlbertStuff reference)

    • @tweektweak2530
      @tweektweak2530 Před 6 lety +6

      DingleBerries DingleBerries do you kiss your mother or father with that mouth equal opportunities

    • @tweektweak2530
      @tweektweak2530 Před 6 lety +9

      CaptianCupcakez!! :D
      Name:batman
      Born:yes

    • @lostsassychild6021
      @lostsassychild6021 Před 6 lety +1

      You have been communicate banned from Xbox (without any communicates being used).
      Reason: *yes*

    • @jeffreycalhoun8770
      @jeffreycalhoun8770 Před 6 lety +2

      CaptainCupcakez:D I thought he would win because MARTHA!!!!!!

  • @kevinchen7166
    @kevinchen7166 Před 4 lety +530

    Superman: haha you cant beat me
    Batman: slaps him with money
    Superman:wtf
    Batman:pulls out mecha suit with nuclear mingun
    Superman=superplant

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke Před 2 lety +1

    Matpat: even goku would loose to superman
    Shaggy: laughs from the corner

  • @electricgiant4145
    @electricgiant4145 Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks for helping with my school debate

  • @qfrench4323
    @qfrench4323 Před 7 lety +431

    We didn't get this, instead, we got "MARTHA!!!!"

    • @brandonmontalvo5049
      @brandonmontalvo5049 Před 7 lety +13

      Q French "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!" 😐

    • @legoneb
      @legoneb Před 7 lety +12

      Q French It was meant to humanize super-man.

    • @PokeMaster22222
      @PokeMaster22222 Před 7 lety +9

      And a murderous Batman.
      Who is not Thomas Wayne, from an alternate timeline where Atlantis and the Amazonians are at war with each other, all because Barry Allen fucked up.
      The 'gun-toting Batman' was, apparently, a goof made by the actor; he believed Bruce used the things in the source comic, but...nope.

    • @trenttobin3921
      @trenttobin3921 Před 7 lety

      Q French ikr

    • @claireelyse5992
      @claireelyse5992 Před 7 lety +3

      Q French Martha was just a way of Batman seeing that Superman wasn't a monster- he saw that Superman cares about humans, enough to risk his life for them. Martha was just the spark that made Batman think.

  • @backer4046
    @backer4046 Před 4 lety +128

    Imagine Superman On The Moon

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 Před 3 lety +4

      2436 times stronger than you

    • @JesseR59
      @JesseR59 Před 3 lety

      @@mendheimer3046 and you

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 Před 3 lety

      @@JesseR59 nO

    • @AryanSingh-yy9mw
      @AryanSingh-yy9mw Před 3 lety

      @@mendheimer3046 hey don't you think that he would be stronger too on moon

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 Před 3 lety

      @@AryanSingh-yy9mw i meant while he is on earth. Whats the point Of calculating it if he is stronger

  • @themeraldsword1630
    @themeraldsword1630 Před měsícem +1

    I bet kryptonite is just really radioactive and not some magic thing that only hurts kryptonians.

  • @wontworkibet
    @wontworkibet Před 3 lety

    I didn't have to wear some special vest when I had my ankle x-rayed after breaking it

  • @jmadmaxx7295
    @jmadmaxx7295 Před 6 lety +334

    You forgot to mention Superman has super hearing so batman can make a sound that's incredibly high which hurts Superman and his hearing and batman could make earmuffs in his bat ears

  • @wheatleyobix8349
    @wheatleyobix8349 Před 4 lety +111

    Super man is just that one scene from SpongeBob where he lays on the ground and repeatedly says “Photosynthesis”

  • @crazygeek7023
    @crazygeek7023 Před 2 lety

    0:11
    I had gotten the reference and literally shouted "Conan!!" I have a huge obsession with Case Closed though my mother dislikes it cause of the fact someone dies in almost every chapter.

  • @machinenamon
    @machinenamon Před 2 lety

    Great theory! Just one hole there... you are basing the formula on Superman's being able to life the rocket as his maximum* strength or the threshold, which we don't know whether if that's true or not. If he can lift a lot more than that rocket, then it would be much harder to make a suit that can keep up.

    • @Cyanwow
      @Cyanwow Před 2 lety

      still the robot can have 1.000 times the strenght

  • @lmgaming9193
    @lmgaming9193 Před 3 lety +1138

    Why batman wins
    Simple
    “BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN”.

    • @moosebeats7102
      @moosebeats7102 Před 3 lety +22

      I’m 14 and this is deep

    • @PaperMoonLaZY
      @PaperMoonLaZY Před 3 lety +26

      Ahh, a Hishe fan I see.

    • @lmgaming9193
      @lmgaming9193 Před 3 lety +10

      @@PaperMoonLaZY yup 👍

    • @dinoboy5795
      @dinoboy5795 Před 3 lety +6

      Of course Batman when he's Batman Batman always wins it's just the law

    • @ranjanasharan4051
      @ranjanasharan4051 Před 3 lety +6

      @@hrishipotter5611 hey I am Bruce Wayne wanna know my secret IDENTITY

  • @tristanblackmun9894
    @tristanblackmun9894 Před 6 lety +1988

    Batman wins with his superpower...
    Money

  • @CalciumChief
    @CalciumChief Před rokem

    10:42 Conveniently leaving out the part of him getting hit with some Kryptonite-like substance, I see.

  • @geo_licious
    @geo_licious Před 2 lety

    I can't believe he made a Case Closed reference