Now Off brands have their own Off brands - Reddit Report Card #21
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FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATER
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Instagram:
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Second Channel:
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Megan's 'STOOOPID' with the voice crack remains a classic.
Also, don't fail your classes. You're needed at Failure Management.
The Five Merciless Off-Brands of
FAILURE MANAGEMENT:
1: Incorrect Supervision
2: Misplacing Observation
3: Incompletion Compartmentalization
4: Unfulfilling Dictation
5: Error Restructuring
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
@@skylarwarren2496 mental health attack
Can I trademark these please...
@@StevenHe wassup Stephan She
@@StevenHe Go right ahead. Just hook me up with some free merch for life?
In the words of Steven's Father
"Failure, why you have off brand company if you have your own one, why not just sell your own product"
#savefortnite
It’s sad that I can imagine him saying it lol
@@tutythingswealldonmore1463 #saveeverygenzgamethateverexistedincludingfortnite :)
@@tutythingswealldonmore1463cringe
@@PoggersFloppanot cringe except fortnite
Failure management led by failure - Steven's Dad
Best one
Dos is LEGITIMATELY the sequel to Uno. Made by the same folks.
Yep
WHY does it have a sequal
@@StevenHe Capitalism.
@@StevenHethe real steven he
@@StevenHe I just screamed on my pillow
Who would have thought we needed the added captions!? Thanks Megan!
Of course! Thanks for being here!
@@megan_l_yt Your captions are like a fine spice. They take something great and bring it to a whole new level. Much appreciation for all your work.
you know the next or final video to the off brand videos, steven's dad should just start naming off brand things but the store owner gives him the actual popular brands, and at the end steven's dad gives up or asks for a popular brand but this time the store owner gives him the off brand thing
idk why but this makes me smile
the "MOCKBA" adidas fake is actually "Moscow" written in cyrillic, pronounced "Mos-kvah"
Dude thats exactly the comment I was looking for ))
I like to say it like this Mos-Kvah
@@rimpydey4881 I can't understand why I chose W over V, clearly a mistake that I am aware of now, thanks for bringing that up, edited
@@ezpzjayzaar Probably because in russian 'в' is pronounced closer to w rather than v. I didn't notice that until one of my american clanmates pointed that out.
The idea of didasa suing SPORTS really got me 😂
I like how on the DOS card game package it says "NEW From the Makers of UNO" and "THE WORLD'S #2 CARD GAME*
*unverified statistic".
Can't wait for Tres😃
My family actually has both uno and dos
I have seen it... about 4 years ago. I saw Trez.
@@arifezwan8893 now we need quad
Oh man! I just died after you pointed it out! XD For anyone wondering, it's at 4:30
Love how Steven just waited at the end to say, “failure.”
Also, that was a spot on side kick.
0:24 WOW! Steven's Emotional Damage drink matches his stunning 'Failure Management, Est. 2020' sweatshirt! Same coral hue--and his wristwatch, too!
FAILURE SHAKE! One sip, and You're Done! 😂
(Love the new 'Reddit Report Card' animation, Megan! Once again, Top Job! 👏👏👏👏👏)
Bad thing about Dos is it's made by Uno so it's not even a fake product
Fs for Megan. Hope your classes go well!
Thanks!
2:26 DID IT NOT HAVE CLOTHING BEFORE
5:03 Steven is absolutely correct! The "di" is spoken quickly.
Source: German pronounciation rules
A+ for Steven
i love how megan is as much a part of reddit report card as steven is
We need more of Megans commentary. :P
Another day, Another quality Steven He video.
Thank you Megan, and good luck with school!
Oh, thanks to Steven, too.❤😂
4:36 this isnt a off brand UNO its just a different version, it even says *from the brand of UNO* in the left upper hand corner.
DOS was made by the people who made UNO so it's technically not a off brand.
me replying a year later: so both games were made by Mattel
I feel that the Adidas knock-off "Москва" is actually just Moscow in Russian... That's how I saw it at least.
Edit: After looking at the comments, I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted it!
...Those history questions where actually intent on making the students fail, as the question on in which battle did Napoleon die doesn't work since the only members of the Napoleon main family line to die in battle did so during the world wars...
f for megan
Appreciate it mate
4:41 I can understand why it is called a failures kitchen. They serve the two cuisines in the world that have nothing in common.
The reddit report cards makes my breakfast better
The one you pronounced mock-ba is cyrillic, pronounced "mosk-va" which is the Russian way to say Moscow.
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I wouldn't have jumped in with the correction, but two semesters of Russian 1 to eke out a D is NOT going to waste!!!
1:32 Me in a public bathroom trying to not touch the toilet seat:
So, some context on American "Adidas" pronunciation. In the 80s in the US, Run DMC had a rap song called, "My Adidas." Which they pronounced as "Uh-di-us."
For ppl of my generation (the 70s), that's what we started calling them in the US. Then everyone tried to mimic Run DMC's style with the Adidas sneakers and track suits. 😂
2:35 I am sorry to be that person, but Napoleon didn't die in a battle, so this test is an awful forgery.
FINALLY I DOWNLOADED REDDIT TO BE PART OF THIS. Thanks steven :]
Same and I'm hardly ever on it🤣🤣🤣🤔
I never thought I would be so happy to be a failure
This was fun. Always enjoy the hard work . Nice to see you Megan, good luck on your classes. Steven, thank you.
I feel like I have watched this episode 5 times already from the shorts lol. But yeah, can't wait for ginormo!
4:30 I actually played DOS a few years back, you picked up two cards each turn. It was horrible.
Anyone else’s emotional damage over 9000?
Also, Beijing Corn + Corn Kid.
Funny story, my parents went back to Asia and on the way back they got too much stuff to bring back, and didn't have enough suitcases, so they had to buy one there, it had the adidas leaf on it, and said polo on it below the leaf.
Fun fact, Steven was in a movie called dinosaur world…
Sounds like the original Steven he off brand meme.
As someone who lives in Germany (where Adidas originates) can confirm that your pronunciation of the Brand name is spot on.
From it’s founder Adolf ‘Adi’ Dassler. His brother Rudolf, founded Puma brand.
6:56 "failure"
--Steven He
4:44
Steven's dad: go start a business!
The business:
I just got out of surgery and it hurts to laugh but worth it. Thanks Steven 😆
5:51 - Do you have Adidas?
We got didasa
No, Adidas!
Sports?
Adidas I said, you failure.
We also have Adidos
Ill have Adios
Adios?
Adios, I'm LEAVING
The outro left faster than Steven's mother 💀
0:04 this is fire
2:45 that kid was either rightfully failed because they didn't study, or they are way too smart for that class and should be put where they're not bored.
3:49 bro frogot the "my other foot was starting a business"
the editor deserves a raise!
4:28 is the best part of this video. Thanks, Megan.
Megan's captions are lit! 🤣🤣
Fun Fact : Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was exiled to a lonely island , and died alone.
So the question itself "In which battle , Napoleon died?" Is wrong! 😆
love the 2000's style intro this series has lol
I mean Dos is played somewhat differently from UNO so it can be considered as a variant of UNO, not a knockoff
Honestly, it would be fun to see Steven's dad go against marvel or DC Gillian's, dismantling them with emotional damage. That's an idea for a series
And DOS is actually an official UNO spinoff
all those adidas off-brands and not a single "adios"
I love your Moonswatch in the Background
🤣🤣😂😂 that last one and you trying to pronounce em 😂😂😂 I had to pause cuz laughing so hard🤣
5:10 Adidas is pronounced as A-di-das in china because it translated into Chinese as “阿迪达斯”, so thats why Steven said that. (Also, I was pronouncing it for a long time, so A for correctness, lol)
My name is Megan. When he said I miss you Megan I was like "WAIT WHAT!" But then i remembered.....
0:03 did i just hear the n word
It’s let’s go but it is close
"Dos"
"The World's #2 Card Game"
This is gold.
the funny thing is that I actually have a deck of dos playing cards
fourtine has an F steven. he replaced it with an A.
American's pronounce it that way because that's how Adidas tells us to pronounce it on TV.
Though, I'm more inclined to believe that they are just going along with the more commonly used pronunciation because it's easier and more profitable to adapt the pronunciation than it is to pay for an ad campaign to correct it.
I bought your jumper from your shop!
I love it it's so comfy and cosy 🥰
I'm a huge fan
That was the best thing ever! Please do more.
This is hilarious keep up the good work👍🏻
Speak to me with words protected by silence. And not one could yet feel the emptiness growing within, until they call with the true name of the unknown
5:33 you can read it both in cyrillic and latin. Nice.
6:35
When adias popped up, adios samigo came straight into my brain 😂
Honestly the intro is fire legit felt like a child watching another episode of a cartoon
1:50 bro could have said "Mom's spaghetti" and he blew it
“A+ for fu-yo, uh… *good*” - Steven He
Everyone :emotional damage
Steven He :emotoin-ol-tamage
Pretty sure my on field watch was a “sports” did a very good job of showing numbers on a screen
Fun fact: DOS is made by the company that makes UNO. It’s just another version of the game
When I was a kid ('90s), the 2 most common versions the chinese shops were selling, were the "adiads" and the "adios". Usually with 4 stripes.
5:36 thats russian for Moscow
Ikr exactly, like 🙄. Москва карл, лол
Steven He reading that chinesse off brand: i don't understand
His dad: Failure!
5:08 adidas is a german company and as a german i can say that it is pronounced A-di-das
1:04 I got caught with my ipod listening to music during the exam cuz I got bored. I got warned and that's about it, no punishment kek
The next exam we are allowed to leave once you are done, before that the teacher were afraid that the kids would cause ruckus or help other cheat if they are allowed to leave early but they change their mind and told the student to leave the school or get close to the exam location once you are done which is great. Wasting time waiting for exam to finish was pain
Do you have UNO? No we have I YES.
why merch no discount. haiyah i have to pay full price for failure management
Fuiyoh! A fellow Uncle Roger fan I see
2:35 um… Napoleon didn’t die in battle. He died on the island of st. Helena
4:33 So the game DOS here seems like it's clearly ripping off "UNO". However, the game DOS is actually a real game made by the same developers of UNO (Mattel, specifically). It literally says at the top of the box "NEW From The Makers of UNO!"
Guy 1:
My father whipped me at negative 3 months old
Guy 2:
How
Guy 1:
The fetus dum dum
How did theses go from almost 20 minute to 6 minutes
Love these vids! Keep up the good work
I cracked myself the moment Steven read “Adididas” XD
As an actual failure this channel gives me an opportunity to laugh a little at myself. But also emotional damage.
Them: we have the whole army
Me : i have timmy
"looks at memes instead of cheating"
most menacing attack ever
4:42 this place is right next to my house lol when I saw it I got the reference lol:)
*_When the Failure memes is real._*
*_But most of all, Emotional Damage is actually number one. Never will I find a single thing that doesn't say "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" since he made it globally everywhere._*
*_Bonus: I thought DOS was an official product from the same UNO company... Am I missing something?_*
Wait... It is made by the same company... right?
Reddit Report Cards are the only way I get my full dose of serotonin
the stances that steven pulls as reactions are fucking golden
2:49 honestly, I’m still surprised that is a question on there.
5:34 NO . I know that you probably don't know this language . It is Russian - Moskva . Yes , brand called after city in Russia