I FAILED YouTube - Reddit Report Card #26
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2024
- #skit #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
I thought I was good at CZcams, but I guess not.
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Instagram:
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reddit:
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Megan really deserves the award for her amazing editing roast abilities 👌
Thanks 😂
Seconded.
@@megan_l_ytdidn't know you had a separate channel as well
Well I know now I subscribed
@@amird9684 Thanks! Appreciate it!
Do you know why Thanos wants to erase half the universe? He got his ass whooped by Steven's dad, broke every bone in his butt, got called a failure, he couldn't handle it, so he snapped. 😔
Thanos, without a fancy gauntlet of ancient rocks, is just a strong and somewhat intelligent dude.
Steven's dad fought lions and dinosaurs as a CHILD, throws ordinary slippers through space and time, and can do fatal emotional damage with a short sentence.
steven, the way your dad walks up hill both ways is possible. there’s simply a hill in between his home and school, he only speaks about the way upwards but leaves out the part where he goes down :))
Nah, he simply came before physics and broke them
My goodness sorry that was so long.😢😅
What? Why didn’t that lode? (At least on my screen)
What is going on
This, my dudes, is the man who reinventented physics after Steven's father uninvented them
The integral of e^2 isn’t e^2, it’s actually xe^2 + C (assuming the differential variable was of x)
yeah, he is thinking of e^x
I don’t speak math. Can you dumb it down?
I, so comfused
What this mean
Look very ver smar
The best part of the WacDonalds joke, is that there was an old anime called Gundam Zeta, and a character named Char went there and everything. Fast forward some good 40 years, the character Char actually does an official McDonalds commercial, with even some hamburgues themed after him, and then McDonalds does this. You can't go more full circle than that.
I have seen Gundam zeta
I LOVE THIS
No views in 1 nano second? Steven he really fell off
256 views in less than 5 minutes on his second channel with significantly less subscribers, he really fell off
He didnt get more views than mr beast in 10 min?
nah bro needs to lock in
Not even 500 million views in 50 minutes truly fell off
He is a faliuer
Yay my silly little post made the video. Shame about the F though, now I must wear a paper bag over head to hide the faliure.
failures together strong
@@StevenHehello
@@AarshMittalhello
I GET THE JOKE IT WAS FROM THE TIMMY FAILURE BOOK@@tangelite9968
You didn't even acknowledge that McDonald's is ACTUALLY using WcDonald's
Yeah, I saw this at first hand, and they just use it to promote the anime, instead of suing the studio for it.
Love it ❤
yoooo was that actually mcdonalds?!
@@StevenHeyes.
beyblade burst be like
WC is short for water closet (=toilet)... seems about right.
Highest compliments you can get from youtubers:
Karl/Mrbeast: "I rate this build a 9-10/10"
GrayStillPlays: "Alright! Your board's legit!"
High Boi: I give this movie *insert number here* *insert noun here* out of *insert number here* *insert noun here*
Steven's dad: FAILURE! stoobid.
Roll: Sausage
Take: My Money
Director: Still No Sponser
Date: Faliure
Did anyone get the “sausage roll” joke?
Harvard didn’t reject Steven, he rejected Harvard.
5:46 This is a certified HowToBasic moment.
Thanos is always defeated be emotional damage. First deadpool and death, now steven he.
Steven's dad after hearing about the complimentary 100 lb. Bag of rice with car purchase: "I'll take five, and can I get a discount?"
Would had thought *take all of my money* instead actually.
We have a tire company that used to offer 25 lbs. of Angus beef with a 4 tire purchase. I only buy from them. czcams.com/video/FrQQz2G_q7I/video.html
We gotta give some love to Megan for that beautiful intro song. We love you❤
Appreciate you!
@@megan_l_yt Of course! You work so hard and you deserve the world!
Wait… did you create that username as a reference to Megan??????? ❤️👑✨
@@StevenHe Yes ofc I did!!!❤✨
Yep never got below 97 in math ever. Even in college it was all straight 10 GPAs. Same for the sciences. All of Physics and Chemistry the lowest I've ever gotten is a 90 (in Chem) and I got my ass whopped for that. It's truly an Asian thing coz I meet people from the UK and they've never faced this.
Thanos was actually a genius in the comics, or should i say a mad genius who liked to disect and commit crimes against species
Asain Dad looks in no A+
"So you have chosen suffering"
8:43 Failure - Detected translation was the best part. 😂
CALCULUS SCHOLAR HERE: An intergal is basically the opposite of a derivative. Let's say you have an equation of a slope of a graph and you want to find the equation of the graph. You must find the intergal, which will be the equation of the graph. The intergral of e to the X is e to the X.
4:09
I love how Megan edits the videos in such a way where when Steven burts out laughing we dont see the meme yet and dont know what's going on 😂
Yeah, the bag of rice offer was a real offer in Burnsville Minnesota. Come to Minnesota and collaborate with them😊
integral of e^2 is (e^2)x + C
4:20
Steven: "You didn't see that"
Megan: **Puts it in anyway**
I see everything 👀
2:45 Yeah, that’s because we have a lot of songs, back catalogue of pré-digital era and lyric videos.
3:00 yep! Lmao!
He's helping so many people in so many countries but doesn't give a crap about helping America.
POV: you've been watching this channel so much that when you get a 95% on your statistics exam you're disappointed.😂
I’m so sorry about that Alicia❤😂
@@StevenHe OMG hi. It's fine, your channel has actually been motivating me to do better.
7:34 You have to understand that it’s a part of nostalgia. That company was started in the ‘90s
Tell me how I would die, I got a C+ in advanced math, but have Asian parents
Death by Slipper barrage :P
4:19 the classic mistake of integrating with respect to 2
"Infinity scones" Had me laughing so hard lol. I'll use it to fight people who are allergic. Thanos will just cook the scones.
CONGRATS on your AWARDS, Stephen.
I choose you Asian Dad
Asian Dad did critical hit
Thanos: Emotional Damage is now 0 hp
Best online late night style show
Thank you 🙏🏻❤️
Its so good to see steven uploading videos every week.Great work by Megan too!
Thanks!
@@megan_l_yt letss gooo finally got a reply from a big youtuber✨🙌
Thank you!
Both of them in my replies .....letsss gooo!
Who knew that all the Avengers needed was Asian Dad with slipper? Truly a hero I can root for.
Steven's facial expressions along with the phenomenal editing make me crack up 😆
*me laughing at the meme when **3:39** abruptly appears* YOU'RE 26?!
That opening was so horrible its amazing.
You do matter Steven!
New ad campaign for Sushi restaurant: tell people you save fish from dying from eating plastic.
You Matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then You Energy.
Aww that’s actually so sweet you gave your editors one of the 10 mil things
Wait. Integral of e squared is x multiplied by e squared. 😂
Kid when scream:AAAAAAAAAAAA
Asian kid when scream as a success:A+A+A+A+A+A+A+A+A+A+A
Failure Kid:FFFFFFFFFFFF
7:29 3 of the Top 5 are Indian wow
I've been waiting for this. ty for these
my fav recipe i found online would be ranch cornbread:
3 eggs
2 boxes of cornbread mix
1 bottle of ranch (16oz)
I love that he explained why Asian dad would beat Thanos thoroughly with a straight face
I don't know what i look forward to more, the video or the intro. Love It!!
This is so good. You definitely deserve to be further up the rankings. A+
Mark vs. Steven would be an awesome roast battle ngl
9:58 did he just say he misses math tests?
Yes, I’m as shocked as you are
- Editor Megan
Its part of the Asian adulthood process💀
Love the fact that the director thing in the start says “still no sponser”
10:21 Jock Wick decided to open his network of fast food restaurants, nothing special.
The new universal/multiversal threat is more than Thanos or any other. It is Steven's dad that can break reality by itself.
The fact that Steven hasn’t said “hoo wee” in a long time is concerning
Hi! I'm new here and love your content. I'm Chinese but adopted by Americans. I do not kid when I say I Asian parent myself. I didn't eat sugar for a week because of a 88% in Geometery.
Holding yourself accountable. I love it
Steven overanalyzing Thanos vs Steven's dad was great 👌
Yay! My mostly weekly dose of humor and entertainment!
Holly molly Steven explaining us how Thanos cannot win against Stevens dad make sense but wacdonalds caught me here
Asian dad has the power of failure and Thanos will fail.
0:57 OK I understand that Steven‘s dad is death destroyer of worlds, but if it is comic Thanos we are talking about Stevens dad has no chance
megan your awesome we love you, such a great job on editing
Thanks for supporting!
the fact this report card gets better grades than mine
Steven's dad be like: only a million dollars? Your cousin Timmy now the ceo of billion dollar company, and he can Cook too
Use metric system
Steven's dad:25 kilos of rice in his pockets
Bro is a professional powerscaler
5:00 Lol.
Stay alert. Stay present. Stay strong. The bigger picture is playing out faster now.
When I told Asian parents I was going to be visual artist, the entire community was in uproar. When I began making money according to the plan I told them, they were very supportive of me not going to University.
I'm here for the opening jingle and the Emotional Damage slurping sound effects.
This is the most stereotypical Disney intro I have ever seen
Yes infinity scones 🤝🏽 that's now hopefully canon in the Steven He universe
0:03 Bro at the very beginning did anyone else hear that word??
confused
I slowed down to hear it again
@@Lydiabhaskarthe first word
The n word
Shh
1:03 😂😂 that got me😂😂😂
“Infinity scones” somebody give this man 100 oscars
What would Steven's dad do with the Infinity Gauntlet? How would he defeat Thanos? Just keep calling him a failure, or throw a slipper at him? He'd go for the head for sure. Really, he's the reason we don't need the Avengers in our universe.
Never in a million years would i think that steven he would react to gumball
Stephen just tells everyone he took easy maths
Failures together strong!
8:50 I am watching this on an iPhone 5s
WcDonald's should be named WokDonald's.
Extended Intro Lyric Suggestion:
Hey, hey, glad you came today,
You need to wash your emotional damage away?
It's not that hard
Open your reddit report card (WHAT THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAIL)
(With me Steven He)
He, he, with me, Steven He,
You can watch some offbrand brands with me,
It's not that hard,
Open your reddit report card (Twenty Mile Both Ways)
Uh, oh, you got detention?
Megan will roast Steven to the next dimension,
So relax and open your reddit report card (Latte with caramel please)
(Back in my day we fought a lion before we could open our card, you're lucky)
Hey, hey, glad you came today
You need to watch some emotional damage today,
It's not that hard,
Open your reddit report card (WHAT THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAIL)
(with me Steven He)
YEEESSSSS
Steven dad be like: Look at Timmy, he a failure but he still famous
One hour late ? That's the earliest I've been ❤😂
2:00 But Thanos is a certified doctor, as he has performed vivisections and resurrections even.
He's Basically a Doctor.
Why are you not a Doctor?
Bro gave a freaking lecture on the gauntlet vs Asian dad
Steven, you matter.
🙏🏻👑❤️
Don't let Jack know about that plaque..
I just realised
I buy a car
I get the free 100 lb rice bag
I return the car
Business
Who's going to tell him there's a Timmy Failure movie?
5:01 --> i've thought of SOOO many times
10:00 In the Czech Republic we mark toilets "WC" 🤣🤣 (as in public toilets or in restaurants)
i'm Dutch we do that too 😂
Timmy failure, I can confirm that is a real book (the polar bear is called Total, BTW)
00:49min
MEGAN SPOTTED- DOWN RIGHT - STEVEN HE's DAD... **YOUR LIAR**
(we all love ya megan)
06:57minutes MEGAN SPOTTET SECOND TIME
Yes, I’m here 😂
**megan** the real one - didn't know you have an own channel... ... don't send me to Jesus Plz. @@megan_l_yt
Sees Burnsville. “This better not f***ing be Minnesota.”
It’s Minnesota
Correct address and all lmfao
Steven, you matter
my meme was the first in the video, my life is complete
AS A FANDOM, WE BELIEVE YOU matter
That mcnugget has better life than me
I got a CZcams ad for WcDonald's. I was so confused at first. 😂
The fact that he took the time to actually debate why Asian Dad would win aganist Thanos is both respectable and funny to me