he doesn’t need a yanket, he needs a far bigger one. called the funket or something. cause if you actually knew quagmire, you’d know he is not going to masturbate to satisfy his needs…
@@therealmattdamon5161 He's wearing the yanket, obviously looking like he yanking, then when someone asks "What's going on down there?" he pulls out a bomb, instead of yanking.
@@coleparker11 Somehow Americans can't help but find a way to be critical of European countries for literally no reason, when they're not mentioned at all. Absolutely wild. Oh, and I'm not sure you're aware, but the term "wank" originated in a country that isn't in the EU.
Missed opportunity to say "you'll never know till ya yanket"
Damn😂😂😂
@japulus ?/10
@japulus what about the other 4 points
@@djneonreaper4990 they’re under the blanket
🤣🤣🤣 kudos 👌
"What's going on under that blanket?"
Tax fraud
You’ll never know until you yanket
@@mynameisnotzelda1212 nice copy paste (cp)
The IRS always knows
The worst crime ever.
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent that is not what cp stands for 😰
The fact the blanket doesn’t move when you move your hands while *petting the chicken* makes it an incredible product.
"Petting the chicken" 💀💀💀💀💀
Ah, that's a nice chicken...
It’s just a tiny little chicken
@@Amber-_-514hello another trans-bi :3
dude what?@@lyger_playz
all the men were smiling in this commercial lmfao
Oh my gawd zaddy I just wanna be your yanket so bad right now
@@sparkybig9799the hell
@@sparkybig9799 you are sick in the head
Not the cop
First off, no. Second, there's a down bad individual who's trying to fuck the entire comment section. If u see this person, be on your guard
Bet quagmire was the 1st one to order a Yanket 😂😂😂
He don't need.. he could do open public
GIGITY GIGITY GOO
Bet he also watched your mom while using it
he doesn’t need a yanket, he needs a far bigger one. called the funket or something. cause if you actually knew quagmire, you’d know he is not going to masturbate to satisfy his needs…
Can't find them on Amazon...
“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie”
Plays sing
Even better
@Arawashi Pilot Oniiko what
Wtf
I could play Lost in Translation
No no play that one where she gets nakey
“Let’s watch a scarlet Johansson movie” 😂😂😂😂
Ay Peter ain’t wrong tho she kinda bad
@@buddy5318especially as Natasha Romanoff
Lmfaooooooo
Lmafo
Yes sir!🤗
I think the colour of blanket will fade away gradually 🤣🤣
Nah, they’d end up signifying relationship status
@@-Haskel na it would just shatter if you'd drop it like when Chris had his problem with "entering himself"
he knows from experience
Red to Pink... Pink to a Lighter Pink... and so on
Where can I get the? I’m asking for a frie-, me. I’m asking for me
Is that a ray williams quote?
@@GodOfFeesh yes
Dont we all want one?
@@GodOfFeesh i thought it was quagmire
Stolen 🏅
"Hey what's going on under that blanket?"
* pulls out bomb *
This doesn’t make sense
@@therealmattdamon5161 how doesn't it?
@@connor9575 then boom
@@therealmattdamon5161 He's wearing the yanket, obviously looking like he yanking, then when someone asks "What's going on down there?" he pulls out a bomb, instead of yanking.
"just massaging my missle sir ... uh i mean you'll never know "🤣
Clinching his teeth; nothing, watching a Scarlet Johansen movie. 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect occasion for a Yanket!
He said lets watch
Chris is the first customer 😂
Scarlet Johansson movie? Perfect choice
the only person he should do it to is his wife
@@Isaac_Stuart okay?
Yessir
Don Jon 😏
@@varunmehta5627 Under the skin 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Should have called it the Tuggie™️
No
The jacket
@@greif1779 oh. my. God.
Sounds like a competing product
@@greif1779 OHHHHH
Best Advertising ever 😂
Peter is making business moves 😂😂😂
Stewie put a Yanket on Chris bc he was just doin it out in the open
That’s gold
Nah, stewie would become his the yanket
Literally saying "masterbate" was approved for network television. What age of censorship are we living in?
??? Autist
@@gamingforalaugh77 yeah my point is they censored it in this clip
Ikr
@@butitsbassboosted
Yea. They once deleted my comment for saying ‘thanks’
@@BroCZcamsRuinedMyUsername Lol same except mine happens alot more often. Thought it was a bug
Should have called it the Wanket
Nah, in the USA it's
"Get yourself the Yanket so you can Wank it today"
Americans don't use the term wank.
@@thepsychicspoon5984 I mean we can, I do at least. Wanker is fun to say
or Manket= masturbation blanket
What are you doing?
Yanking it 😂
The guys' faces as they wear the blankets 😂
We need this on Shark Tank
*Shark Yank
@@mvl71😂Shark Yank
“Sir, why are your arms and shirt shaking?”
"What's the purpose of those han---OoOOOoOhhh. I see"
69 likes 💀😭
@@safaeeljaafari4048not anymore😂
SHOULA BEEN CALLED THE WANKET
This is an underrated comment.
Too obvious
Yank is the same as wank
Thats the knock off EU version
@@coleparker11 Somehow Americans can't help but find a way to be critical of European countries for literally no reason, when they're not mentioned at all. Absolutely wild.
Oh, and I'm not sure you're aware, but the term "wank" originated in a country that isn't in the EU.
“Let’s watch a Scarlett Johansson movie”
🤣🤣
Sus
I could play Lost in Translation
THIS SENT ME LMFAO IM FLYING 😭😭😭😂😂✈️🚀📈
An incredible idea!!
"Hey What's Under That Blanket"
"You'll Never Know"
😏
The Yanket, the Wanket, the Tuggie, all excellent names
I really thought Peter was going to scream at the camera to go away... then I remembered he's a freak 😅
“Thanks for getting me this! Let’s go to the park son!”
"Let's watch a Keanu Reeves movie."
True
🤨📸
Sus
Breathtaking
Who’s keanu reeves (and scarlet johansen)?
“So how inappropriate do you want to make this blanket?”
Peter griffin: yes.
Well no sh!t it’s an adult rated show
@@Coopdog0108we wouldn't have known that unless you explained, thanks
Your real hands going to town!
I felt that
Cop: Hey what's going on under that blanket
Peter: You'll never know
Cop: *lifts Yanket*
Also cop: 👁👄👁
The yanket is perfect for sitting next to your crush at the lunch table.
Should've called it the jacket
Those are already invented
Chris Griffin’s favorite blanket.
The mouth movement is so well animated that anyone can read his lips and realize what he's saying 😂🤣
*"I'll take your entire stock"*
I'm watching a scarlett johansson movie😭😭💀💀
Which one 👀
@@chronicthingz home alone 3
no you're watching family guy clips
Need a yanket?
I went online shopping and searched for this and there is one like this 😊
Its the police officer for me; "hey whats going on under that blanket?" 😂😂😂😂
Ya know, that's actually kinda smart
shoulda called it the Wanket
Me: *buys one for each homie* it’s time men
they really censored the word „masturbate“ 😂
"And wait there's more"
Feels like I'm watching an ads on a shopping channel.
Lol I need that😂😂😂
The only place I’ve seen it is on Amazon I’ve linked it as pinned comment it’s expensive though😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious !
No way he got Lois to help💀
Ffs the scarlet Johansson line 😂😂😂
I refuse to believe Lois would willingly act in this ad
I NEED THAT LOL
“Yay! Everybody’s happy! I love this FAMILY!!!!!!!”
How can the internet be more censored than a network show? I mean it’s the internet.
"The Yank it" brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Peter's always been sick
The supermarket guy🤣🤣🤣
"What's under that blanket ?"
You don't wanna know .
Unless ....😂
Why would you censor the word masturbate?
Because youtube fucking blows massive donkey balls. Even stricter censoring than actual network tv. Fucking annoying.
Idk
Decoy arms 😂😂😂😂😂😂peter just got served 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Going to town.
Wtf 😂😂
This is basicly when you go on the hub without add block
Peter is an actual genius at times
The "but wait there's more" sold me.
“Phil is an enigma wrapped in a riddle” Only Rich could get this poetic about DSP 😂😂😂😂
Oh nice i can wear that while watching your videos 😂
😂😂
This gave Johnny Sins so many more jobs
Need this asap on shark tank
You will never know what’s happening under the yanket 🤫
I think my friend…um um Johnny….. um mhh Table, Johnny Table ..me I mean My friend Johnny Table would like one.
Is this a That 70s Show reference? 😄
@@basikgirl9983 it sure is! 😆
@@mariogonzalez5107 love that show
Imagine using this at school 😂😂
As a teacher💀💀💀
@@iamzedudeyouknowwhatiemean LMAOOO
"You'll never know"😁
Wait a minute, in the job ???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you have to censor it, don't show the clip.
Its so fucking dumb, especially because it was aired uncensored on fucking tv. Why does it need to be censored now? Fucking youtube
A device every man deserves and needs
Speak for yourself
Women too. Nomally I just use a normal blanket
The Legendary Yanket. Imagine pitching this on Shark Tank...
"OUR PATENTED PROCESS..." 🤣🤣😭
People are censoring masturbate now? How pathetic.
The algorithm
Fuck youtube man, every decision this platform makes, every update is fucking garbage. I
Lowkey feels like there making fun of the thneed from the the Lorax 😭😂
"YANKET WITH NO BRIM!"
Classrooms get so cold sometimes. Gotta get me one of these.😊
I come back to this 6 months later and understand what word is blanked out
Every male: *quickly buying one*
Basically me at the barbershop... you heard me.
that guy at the stadium was really enjoying it
Ok, after being in the navy attached to the Marines, the military could use this.
Lmao, almost some of ads I watch in TV actually like this
What does almost some mean?
@@cristianestrada5381 I don't know💀
Why don't you ask your teacher?
Going to town 💀💀
You will never know 😂
Let's watch a scarlet Johnson movie
U mean home alone?
I could actually seeing this being made today
And the best part is that this was a success for Peter financially
The way he said Scarlett Johansen lol
The way he says "let's watch a Scarlett Johansson movie" with a mean look and voice got me 😅😅
“Gimme that yanke-“
Censoring it ruins the impact of the joke change my mind
it's a gross medical word that isn't funny and adds nothing, hearing it would ruin the impact of the yanket
Going to town 😂
How come you censor the word “masturbarte”?