died jumping from the top floor of the passiflora once. i've never been laughing so hard in my life. "here lays geralt, white wolf, slayer of monsters. he died when he accidentally tripped down the stairs after a good fuck"
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the fall damage, the fact that geralt can't jump over 2cm high battlements while in combat and just rolling instead, people screaming in fear when they see you.... nostalgic
And running whole game from some baddies who eventually come to you and you 1 hit kill them. Then go to town, accidently use a sign and a drunken guard named Joe 2 hit kills you with his wooden sword and passes out from too much alcohol.
In my ng+ where I used a tank build in which it was pretty much impossible to die during combat in death March, out of the 6 times I died, 5 were to fall damage.
When you see 2 feet tall hill in the distance you should quick save man. Enemies cant kill arachas decoction+protective coaiting but fall damage easily can ,(
you guys know what the real pain is? not being able to grab ledges when you are swimming. you always need to find a spot where you can walk out the water
i fucking hate the horse control. Super annoying, most of my 140hours game time i just run to the nearest fast travel point. After playing rdr2 and how smooth the horse control i just cant stand horse control in Witcher 3.
I'll clear every marker on the map of every region except skellige. Of my 3 full playthroughs i cleared Skellige once, and that was my first playthrough. I'd rather spend all that extra time tirelessly building my gwent deck.
@@WastedPot 10 sirens appear every five seconds. So annoying. Worst part is after all that exploring there were only two quests. The religion books quest, which is just more boring collectables, and the dude tied to the rocks for killing his uncle (which you fail if you "choose" to leave him there.) Those question marks were pointless
@@WastedPot didn't even bother in my first playthrough and I usually try to 100% every game I play. Skellige question marks were just horribly designed. Most of them were just sunken treasure with the same type of enemies surrounding it. 2-4 chests tied to a barrel with garbage loot inside and sirens or in few cases drowners. I used a mod that allows me to fast travel from any place and even then the whole sailing felt tedious, long and boring. I actually can't imagine playing witchers 3 without the fast travel and inventory space mod in general. As amazing as the story, cutscenes and some rpg mechanics are in it, many of the gameplay aspects are very bad.
just press space everytime you about to hit the ground i learned to read a long time ago, so i read the stuff written in loading screen and didn't died ONCE to fall damage
@@victorgracida8580 Or maybe let everybody play like they want bro. I'm only playing on death march now but i'm glad my first playthrough was on normal
Yes but jumping down/off a small staircase would not cause him to die. Might cause pain obviously but he has mutant abilities which should subside the fact he broke his knee.
Whole gameplay loop is ridiculously clunky. Controls are so bad. Even simple walking is bad. It has awesome story and writing and cinematics though. Great dialogue.
@@user-ov7zo3pj1n not lying. It took me practice to walk in a straight line and pick up stuff lol. And man when you are indoors and it's tight spaces. Controlling geralt is a nightmare.
@@adnanasghar1087 i feel you man. I did get used to it after a while but every once in a while i kind of realize just how awkward the movement can be. But i think it‘s also a testament to how good everything else is that it‘s still one of my favorite games
I accidentally slid off that precipice and died on the rocks a few feet below. I was exploring that section of Kaer Trolde for the first time in my second playthrough. My kids heard me shrieking and came running. Had to tell them that it was just my character and that he had just died. They play minecraft so they understood. 🤣🤣🤣
The game is terrible on console. Tryed playing trough it 2 times, but i get game breaking bugs. Waiting for the next gen update, wich will most likely be free cuz CDPR are awesome
I think the egregious fall damage from relatively low heights is due to the fact they want you to use the roll machanic to negate the fall. if anyone is unaware you just hold the jump button before touching the ground, geralt will roll and won't take damage. still sucks though :\
I always loved the different ways fall damage works in games. Some games use actual distance of falls, some games use actual airborne times. First clip you were "surfing" on a slope where that fence is, basically, which reset the damage, because this game calculates damage based on distance and surfing doesn't count as being airborne but at the same time it doesn't count as hitting the ground, so basically it calculated your fall as if you were jumping from that fence. 007 Goldeneye was a different example, where surfing fully counts as being airborne and it uses an airborne timer to calculate fall damage, so it can easily kill you even when jumping onto slopes from small heights.
@@monirulhaque8830 When it created a 150 hours masterpiece with a solid combat and gameplay system, choices that matter and an open world filled with tiny details
Its just so funny that in my current and first gameplay i died so muh because if fall damage. I died so many times i lost count, the best thing is when you play game that has hardly any fall damage and then you play the witcher 3... :D
I recently started playing this game for the first time and the fall damage is indeed hilarious. I keep dying because I keep forgetting how ridiculous it is. "I'll just jump from first floor to the second to skip some time, regular video game stuAaaand I'm dead"
I have a little question I am with a Dell laptop and i am having an outside driver device which can freely contains the game. I deinstalled the mode which makes the movement slower but i am still having that issue and that makes the gaming horrible for me.. What should i do..? The game is really expensive itself and there has a torrent in Zamunda which i downloaded without a problem.. Is this any sort of bug or? It is the hard drive?.. I really don't know anymore and it's a dream for me to play the game because i am a huge fan of the books and the series. I will be really thankful if you can hand an advice! ❤️
Landing on the slope doesn't count as hitting the floor, since it's not possible to get your footing and stand on it. At the same time, it doesn't count as bring airborne either, since there's definitely something beneath you. The game calculates fall damage from the last place you were when airborne, to the first place you land when standing--so he only "fell" from the fence to the ground.
You have to roll by pressing jump while landing to avoid fall damage from small distances. The game specifically tells you about this during the tutorial, but I guess too many people skipped that part. Edit: Ok, I was wrong. It wasn't in the game originally and they silently added it in a patch some time later. Also, the hint is apparently not in the tutorial, but rather in a loading screen tip and many people didn't find out about it earlier.
Shut up, just got the game, have like 23 hrs on it, skipped no tutorials, was never told that, nor is it in the tutorial records so I did not accidentally skip it either, have died several times from fall damage, just learning about that now
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died jumping from the top floor of the passiflora once. i've never been laughing so hard in my life. "here lays geralt, white wolf, slayer of monsters. he died when he accidentally tripped down the stairs after a good fuck"
Lmfao
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Tbh I can imagine that happening to me.
the fall damage, the fact that geralt can't jump over 2cm high battlements while in combat and just rolling instead, people screaming in fear when they see you.... nostalgic
And running whole game from some baddies who eventually come to you and you 1 hit kill them. Then go to town, accidently use a sign and a drunken guard named Joe 2 hit kills you with his wooden sword and passes out from too much alcohol.
@@gdgd5194 "The Witcher 3 really makes you FEEL like a witcher"
Yeah, for whole 5 minutes you can feel like witcher in the minigame where you control an extra character (ciri) called "escape town".
2 cm*
Good times, man. Good times.
In my ng+ where I used a tank build in which it was pretty much impossible to die during combat in death March, out of the 6 times I died, 5 were to fall damage.
which enemy killed you
When you see 2 feet tall hill in the distance you should quick save man. Enemies cant kill arachas decoction+protective coaiting but fall damage easily can ,(
@@heem8814 my bet is Dettlaf
Really? just tap the roll button to mitigate it, dunno why so many players don't know about that lol
Death March in Witcher 3 is like regular hard difficulty in average game though. I expected it to be way worse.
Pro tip: U can block every fall damage if u drink White Raffards while falling
Thanks
Wtf 😂
You re joking right ?
Why is that?
@@We_Are_Borg_478 superior white rafford makes immune to dmg for like 3 secs
you guys know what the real pain is? not being able to grab ledges when you are swimming. you always need to find a spot where you can walk out the water
I love the Witcher but the gameplay/mechanics is horrendous sometimes
i fucking hate the horse control. Super annoying, most of my 140hours game time i just run to the nearest fast travel point. After playing rdr2 and how smooth the horse control i just cant stand horse control in Witcher 3.
I'll clear every marker on the map of every region except skellige. Of my 3 full playthroughs i cleared Skellige once, and that was my first playthrough.
I'd rather spend all that extra time tirelessly building my gwent deck.
@@WastedPot 10 sirens appear every five seconds. So annoying. Worst part is after all that exploring there were only two quests. The religion books quest, which is just more boring collectables, and the dude tied to the rocks for killing his uncle (which you fail if you "choose" to leave him there.) Those question marks were pointless
@@WastedPot didn't even bother in my first playthrough and I usually try to 100% every game I play. Skellige question marks were just horribly designed. Most of them were just sunken treasure with the same type of enemies surrounding it. 2-4 chests tied to a barrel with garbage loot inside and sirens or in few cases drowners. I used a mod that allows me to fast travel from any place and even then the whole sailing felt tedious, long and boring. I actually can't imagine playing witchers 3 without the fast travel and inventory space mod in general. As amazing as the story, cutscenes and some rpg mechanics are in it, many of the gameplay aspects are very bad.
i died legitimately in the game like 2 times total. i lost count how many times i died jumping from a 5 foot ledge...
@Chimpman just normal. I'm a casual normie
easy mode 😎
just press space everytime you about to hit the ground
i learned to read a long time ago, so i read the stuff written in loading screen and didn't died ONCE to fall damage
@@Wulfjager nah fam normal is way to easy. Well at the beggining U died like crazy with death march but I eventually got better. All for platinum
@@victorgracida8580 Or maybe let everybody play like they want bro. I'm only playing on death march now but i'm glad my first playthrough was on normal
Fall damage formula:
1m - 0 dmg
2m - 0 dmg
3m - 1% hp
4m - 5% hp
5m - install kill
*instant
50m - 0 dmg
They're screaming because they're afraid of the immortal geralt
No you guys don't understand Geralt had his knee broken by Vilgefortz in the books, this kind of fall damage makes sense😂
Yes but jumping down/off a small staircase would not cause him to die. Might cause pain obviously but he has mutant abilities which should subside the fact he broke his knee.
@@alicefairley whoooosh
Yeah. Those lore nerds explaining defending everything in a video game with fictional books and random crap always sound that dumb.
@@Puppy_Puppington yes
@@Puppy_Puppington whoooosh pt.2
This is one of the best games i‘ve ever played but the fall damage is actually ridiculous
I agree in one of those statements
Whole gameplay loop is ridiculously clunky. Controls are so bad. Even simple walking is bad.
It has awesome story and writing and cinematics though. Great dialogue.
@@adnanasghar1087 yeah as much as i don‘t wanna admit it, i can‘t actually argue with that. Especially the horse controls are fucking awful
@@user-ov7zo3pj1n not lying. It took me practice to walk in a straight line and pick up stuff lol.
And man when you are indoors and it's tight spaces. Controlling geralt is a nightmare.
@@adnanasghar1087 i feel you man. I did get used to it after a while but every once in a while i kind of realize just how awkward the movement can be. But i think it‘s also a testament to how good everything else is that it‘s still one of my favorite games
Ah fall damage, my old nemesis.. We meet again
We all know he's running because he aggro'd the guards by accidentally looting something
Looted some vile bottle then that happened
I accidentally slid off that precipice and died on the rocks a few feet below. I was exploring that section of Kaer Trolde for the first time in my second playthrough. My kids heard me shrieking and came running. Had to tell them that it was just my character and that he had just died. They play minecraft so they understood. 🤣🤣🤣
Not being able to jump during combat infuriates me, the rest of the game is wonderful though
The game is terrible on console. Tryed playing trough it 2 times, but i get game breaking bugs. Waiting for the next gen update, wich will most likely be free cuz CDPR are awesome
@@Kostadin_Arolski yes, it will be free to those who already own it
@@Kostadin_Arolski I've never had a game breaking bug and I play on a regular ps4
@@fkzy. that is typically how it works
@@Kostadin_Arolski What console? I played it initially on Xbox 1 and don't recall ever experiencing any issues
I think the egregious fall damage from relatively low heights is due to the fact they want you to use the roll machanic to negate the fall. if anyone is unaware you just hold the jump button before touching the ground, geralt will roll and won't take damage. still sucks though :\
it should have been conveyed to the player that you can do this, but yeah it's crazy how many players simply never figure this out
thats fucking wild, i never knew that and im just now learning that years later
@@RocketLeon45 rolling is a neat trick ;)
100 hours in and i learn that from a youtube comment... wow
@@BalconysHD if you ask the right questions, yt vids can help quite alot :D i learned rolling in w3 the same way tbh ^^
0:37 everyone tried to shortcut and died there. RIP
The sound on the dearh screen pairs perfectly with the dark stare on your face as you remember when you last saved
I legit hopped over a fence and died from the fall damage.
The linus at the end killed me 🤣
Spraining the ankles have retired many a witcher to greener pastures.
The 5 players that know how to negate/reduce fall damage
the keyboard smashing near the ground made it even more fun
I always loved the different ways fall damage works in games.
Some games use actual distance of falls, some games use actual airborne times. First clip you were "surfing" on a slope where that fence is, basically, which reset the damage, because this game calculates damage based on distance and surfing doesn't count as being airborne but at the same time it doesn't count as hitting the ground, so basically it calculated your fall as if you were jumping from that fence. 007 Goldeneye was a different example, where surfing fully counts as being airborne and it uses an airborne timer to calculate fall damage, so it can easily kill you even when jumping onto slopes from small heights.
Thank Nexus for the no fall damage Mod 😂
I still find it hilarious that such a well crafted and well refined game has such a glaring issue 😂
when did witcher 3 become "well refined"?
you can roll to stop fall damage. it’s a mechanic apparently, put on purpose. just learned that from another comment lol
@@monirulhaque8830 When it created a 150 hours masterpiece with a solid combat and gameplay system, choices that matter and an open world filled with tiny details
@@silentkaine9352 i love tw3 but calling the combat good is a bit of an overstatement
@@badbadthingss its solid and does what it needs. What do you expect from a hack and slasher?
One time you can tank jumping off the stratosphere the other time geralt dies from 5cm fall
One of the first mods downloaded when discovered. No fall damage. Feels glorious.
deserves more views lmao
He must have thought he was wearing the cat school gear
We all been derrrrr in that exact stair jump lmao
Lmfao that was unexpected💀💀
I died laughing💀💀
it's all in the landing form
I've died on half that height
My dude just pulled a letho back in witcher 2
superhero landing!
Its just so funny that in my current and first gameplay i died so muh because if fall damage. I died so many times i lost count, the best thing is when you play game that has hardly any fall damage and then you play the witcher 3... :D
Some powerful ankles right there
the start of the video is "witcher 3 combat controls in a nuitshell"
Thats some assassin's creed jump physics shit
real gamers spams space on every jump
I recently started playing this game for the first time and the fall damage is indeed hilarious. I keep dying because I keep forgetting how ridiculous it is.
"I'll just jump from first floor to the second to skip some time, regular video game stuAaaand I'm dead"
No fall damage was the first mod I downloaded on my second playthrough.
Can't relate. Every playthrough I've done since my first has always had the fall damage modded out
you landed on a spear.
Wtf. I literally just bought this game yesterday and this is in my recommended
holy shit i died on the exact same spot awhile ago and had to redo the whole quest with bears
Superhero landing
WOW another reason to play it again
This also shows the really annoying mechanic where as soon as someone decides to attack you you lose the ability to jump
WTF died from jumping the exact same spot in the second clip today
illuminati confirmed
Oh my god geralt literally edgebugged
what mission is this,i finsihed the game without ever going to this place it seems
I have a little question
I am with a Dell laptop and i am having an outside driver device which can freely contains the game. I deinstalled the mode which makes the movement slower but i am still having that issue and that makes the gaming horrible for me.. What should i do..?
The game is really expensive itself and there has a torrent in Zamunda which i downloaded without a problem..
Is this any sort of bug or? It is the hard drive?.. I really don't know anymore and it's a dream for me to play the game because i am a huge fan of the books and the series.
I will be really thankful if you can hand an advice! ❤️
Big fan of series - refuses to pay $10.
Downloaded suspicious torrent file and has problems with it.
X kurwa D
Saving every 10 minutes because of fall damage
been wanting to play this for years and still havnt got a decent pc lol
Press space bar muktiple times or twice to avoid fall damage.
YUP.
Sheeeeeeesh
Its because the first time he landed well and then the second time he broke both ankles, thats what happened obviously
I bought the game that day it came out and I died from falling 1m
I used to be a great Witcher like you, but then I took some fall damage to the knee..
Can't wiat for the ps5 version of Witcher 3
80% of my deaths are to fall damage
It's hysterical. Slays beasts. Deals with Yen. Everything else we know. Slight elevation ends this 100+yr old man's career. 😂😂😅
666 views... WOOHooo
Now it's 11k views in 11 months , coincidence ? I think not
If that's dijkstras place i did the exact same thing
i just used no fall damage mod lol
Not many people know this, but if you press spacebar right before landing, it causes Geralt to roll and decreases the fall damage by a big amount.
how was the first jump possible?
Landing on the slope doesn't count as hitting the floor, since it's not possible to get your footing and stand on it. At the same time, it doesn't count as bring airborne either, since there's definitely something beneath you. The game calculates fall damage from the last place you were when airborne, to the first place you land when standing--so he only "fell" from the fence to the ground.
LOL
This was the first clue leading to the abomination called "Cyberpunk"...it was stuff like this, but nobody knew what lay ahead...
Geralt not able to jump over 10cm high wall and surviving a gigantic drop but people still make fun of Roach..
😳😳
best fall damage in gaming goes to...
TBF if I saw someone neck themselves from that height and just walk away I would scream too
Game logics:D Reminds me of some other games:D
What if you cast Quen before falling?
Quen doesn't block fall damage
The difference between normal game Just The Story and ng+ Death March
truth
How
And we blame cyberpunk
Wait, that's illegal
CDPR never learned how to program fall damage. This same shit happens in cyberpunk too
Im new to witcher 3 but i can safely say that normal people still has stronger body than geralt lol
just roll
Hahahhaha
my friend took TW3 files from my pc for his first gameplay and he got all my mods ... he still thanks me till this day for having no fall dmg mod on
But did he thank you for gimp suit Geralt, and dominatress yen?
And all the werewolves being replaced with barny?
smella curd
Да, реально не понятно, как это происходит
That's why I installed a mod that just removes fall damage.
Is this on a switch?
PC
it is both PC and Switch
It's no assassin's creed
Wtf lol
Meanwhile Warframe : What's Fall damage ?
Warframe has fall damage. Just not for the mutant psychically dominated cyborg genefreaks you play as
wha?
You have to roll by pressing jump while landing to avoid fall damage from small distances. The game specifically tells you about this during the tutorial, but I guess too many people skipped that part.
Edit: Ok, I was wrong. It wasn't in the game originally and they silently added it in a patch some time later. Also, the hint is apparently not in the tutorial, but rather in a loading screen tip and many people didn't find out about it earlier.
Still a 5 foot drop shouldn't kill you even if you don't roll.
Shut up, just got the game, have like 23 hrs on it, skipped no tutorials, was never told that, nor is it in the tutorial records so I did not accidentally skip it either, have died several times from fall damage, just learning about that now
I hate fall damage in most games lol. Just downloaded a mod to disable it. Gives so much more freedom. Yeah, it's unrealistic, but idc
Witcber 3 has the worst fall damage out of any game
"GREATEST GAME EVER MADE" !!! What a joke.
Please tell me this is fake.