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  • Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite Video Games: Honest Game Trailers. This week it's the Final Fantasy VII Remake!
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    Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake
    Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by Max Song
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd Před 4 lety +2116

    when designers in a game trouble themselves to make Cloud adjust his sword so he can sit on a bench, well, those devs and designers got my respect.

    • @Asunaris
      @Asunaris Před 4 lety +84

      yeah, but sadly the whole thing is kinda ruined again when the tip of the sword just phases trough the vending machine that stands next to the bench

    • @andrzejwysocki609
      @andrzejwysocki609 Před 4 lety +38

      that detail, but whoever was on textures was sleeping on the job, the slums are awful XD like clouds door looks like it came out of DOOM

    • @lordn3m3sis
      @lordn3m3sis Před 4 lety +12

      @@Asunaris and when he sits on that thing with aerith in the playgrounds

    • @markhenrykern
      @markhenrykern Před 4 lety +7

      Lord Nem3sis yeah, it bugged me when he sat next to her, and I’m just like “did cloud impale this playground with his sword?”

    • @Halaster
      @Halaster Před 4 lety +12

      At one point in the game he was literally going to fall to his death and he still refused to let go of his sword and use both hands to save himself, hahaha.

  • @duckydae
    @duckydae Před 4 lety +901

    “I’ve come up with a new materia.”
    10/10

    • @PermanaJayanta
      @PermanaJayanta Před 4 lety +41

      for those who play ffxv: I've come up with a new recipeh

    • @mrlakiro5526
      @mrlakiro5526 Před 4 lety +5

      - Ignis Scientia

    • @em9756
      @em9756 Před 4 lety

      God damn it.. take my like.

    • @user-xc1hf2eg7p
      @user-xc1hf2eg7p Před 4 lety +17

      Spoilers: Chadley is Ignis's son

    • @Vix_rhae
      @Vix_rhae Před 4 lety

      shahed72 if all of the FF universes were connected canonically then I would have no doubts about that theory. There are too many similarities between those two lol

  • @Mr_Fish10
    @Mr_Fish10 Před 4 lety +572

    "Oh my god that makeup, and that dress!"
    "Nailed it, I know, thank you, moving on."

    • @candicedeaton830
      @candicedeaton830 Před 4 lety +7

      Proof that Tifa is a lesbian

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +73

      @@candicedeaton830 ...No, girls compliment each other on their looks all the time, we're not insecure about that. Not only that, but women are more accepting to men cross-dressing or the transgender community. If Cloud really found himself enjoying being more feminine, she was just complimenting him on it. That shows she's an amazing friend.

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley No.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 3 lety +27

      @@dragoneye6229 Yes! 💖

    • @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967
      @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967 Před 3 lety +8

      Was that real ? Cause goddamn cloud has 100 in confidence

  • @pak009
    @pak009 Před 4 lety +625

    Chadley: "I've come up with a new materia!"
    Ignis: "I've come up with a new recipeh."
    Donald: "tHis mIgHt bE A gOoD sPoT tO FiNd SoMe iNgReDiEnTs!"

  • @flame13th19
    @flame13th19 Před 4 lety +734

    Couldn't believe they finally make a spinoff of that Cloud character from Kingdom Hearts series.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +1024

    "Black Mega Man"
    Now this is comedic brilliance.

  • @shangospark7517
    @shangospark7517 Před 4 lety +447

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE!! " LMAO He don't miss!! 😂😂

    • @ExasBits
      @ExasBits Před 4 lety +7

      RyoBliTz Entertainment the best is when they telegraph a bosses move, you dodge and they eat the hurt.

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr Před 4 lety +14

      Hey they just wanted to bring the FFXIV dungeon experience to single player FF games

    • @odeball22
      @odeball22 Před 4 lety +2

      He said dkp its a wow reference and he used it wrong.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před měsícem

      I know this comment is old, but I experienced this issue the most during the first Abzul fight in the sewers (I think that's the monster's name). Sludge would spew from the vents and I could see Tifa and Aerith blocking and backing away in prep for it, but they weren't moving fast enough. After they got hit by it and instantly died one too many times (especially on hard mode, where it covers even more of the field), I began manually switching to Aerith and Tifa and making them run wherever I had Cloud.
      I did appreciate that the game at least tried to protect them, though. I sometimes got mixed up in that fight and Cloud fell victim to the sludge. So, by watching Tifa and Aerith (or whomever I wasn't controlling), I could tell a little better what side to move to.

  • @obibz88
    @obibz88 Před 4 lety +811

    "clearly designed to make everyone who gave this thing 10 out of 10 to admit Kingdom Hearts is actually good" ahahaha nailed it

    • @firefliesowlcity12
      @firefliesowlcity12 Před 4 lety +66

      Let me tell you FFVII Remake fans if you want a series with convoluted time travel, villains in black, and a guy named Sephiroth showing up to kick the main character to the curb out of nowhere, do I have a Tetsuya Nomura series for you!

    • @tommyvercetti4687
      @tommyvercetti4687 Před 4 lety +14

      Well i like FF7R, but KH is SUCK monkey balls

    • @demented6996
      @demented6996 Před 4 lety +18

      I'm a fan to the original ff7 n this remake, but I still cant stand kingdom heart for only one factor! I cant stand Disney characters except Peter pan, lol

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium Před 4 lety +3

      @@demented6996 How dare you can't stand Ariel!

    • @ZettaComposer
      @ZettaComposer Před 4 lety +8

      Jason Hubsch At the end of both games the main character uses time travel powers to prevent someone’s death and creates a time paradox.

  • @horaciohernandez2850
    @horaciohernandez2850 Před 4 lety +375

    "Changing the world takes heart"
    And sponsoring a competitor's RPG's video takes BALLS.

    • @invaderzam
      @invaderzam Před 4 lety +38

      More of a calculated risk really. People who play FF7 remake will eventually play Persona 5.

    • @firalia
      @firalia Před 4 lety +20

      @@invaderzam Can confirm. Played FFVIIR last week, started P5 this week. 😂

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 Před 4 lety +2

      It’s a better game too.

    • @omargh18
      @omargh18 Před 4 lety +43

      They ain't competitors. RPG fans aren't like FPS fans; this isn't Halo vs CoD vs BF. RPG fans who play one will very likely play the other

    • @angquangnguyenthac2833
      @angquangnguyenthac2833 Před 4 lety +2

      Well it's just gonna be on honest trailer next so.....

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 Před 4 lety +441

    “Mike Tyson trying time say Aeris”
    Why would you say something so controversial... yet so brave?

    • @melvinhernando45
      @melvinhernando45 Před 4 lety +8

      DO Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 4 lety +1

      I don't get it.

    • @TehParismio
      @TehParismio Před 4 lety +2

      *so brave

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 Před 4 lety +9

      @@michaelsong5555 MT has a short tongue. his words with end with "TH".

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 Před 4 lety +3

      Parismio
      I know that’s what the meme is but I didn’t want to say brave because it’s honestly not. Mike Tyson jokes, while in bad taste most of the time, are very frequent so it’s not exactly “brave” to make fun of his lisp

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Před 4 lety +517

    "Summons that are commandable buddies instead of six minute cut scenes"
    Im deceased lmao

    • @coldchillin8382
      @coldchillin8382 Před 4 lety +32

      Anthony Brown knights of the round has entered the chat

    • @ShadowAraun
      @ShadowAraun Před 4 lety +2

      lowkey watching this video while a KoTR loop runs in the backround killing Emerald Weapon.

    • @meghanhause9435
      @meghanhause9435 Před 4 lety +3

      Ah, did this guy know that back in FF10 that were commendable as well.

    • @TheAnarchronia
      @TheAnarchronia Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah but in 10 the Summon took over as your party in this one it fights along side your party and you can command it

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 Před 4 lety

      @@coldchillin8382 FGO?!

  • @grahamstitt6297
    @grahamstitt6297 Před 4 lety +361

    But the real question is, Will Tifa ever get that shower?

    • @MarionRelics
      @MarionRelics Před 3 lety +38

      I always laughed when she says that after a fight that lasts 3 seconds. Like damn girl, you've got some gland problems...

    • @glun-murong1112
      @glun-murong1112 Před 3 lety +19

      "Would kill for a shower!" XD

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes she does. Starshower ;)

    • @luisitoviii1090
      @luisitoviii1090 Před 3 lety +1

      Hmm, sounds like Sharla

    • @martinde-serres8724
      @martinde-serres8724 Před 3 lety +7

      the real question would be 'will Nomura put a shower scene again in a video game?' lol

  • @TheSwordofDoubt
    @TheSwordofDoubt Před 4 lety +293

    "The Handmaiden"
    Ah, nice to see someone here actually knows true art.

    • @silentkiller64
      @silentkiller64 Před 4 lety +6

      He sure is a man of culture. Or at least whoever wrote the script.

    • @dezfernandez
      @dezfernandez Před 4 lety +4

      Must be Spencer Gilbert, man of culture

    • @joehanz9217
      @joehanz9217 Před 4 lety +6

      Celine Dion= Sephiroth

  • @jonpaulcuzon5892
    @jonpaulcuzon5892 Před 4 lety +570

    *In a Final Fantasy for a distinctive time and place, that also just happens to be a pretty damn good video game in its own right as long as you can get over what it once was, and look at what it could be.*
    This is probably the best description for the 7 Remake. I love this line.

    • @Hexalys13
      @Hexalys13 Před 4 lety +40

      Agreed! I’ve been seeing a lot of hate and not enough love. I’m hyped to see where Papa Nomura is going to take this!

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 Před 4 lety +24

      Hexalys Walker That’s one good thing about never playing the original, I can go into it with an open mind.

    • @lovesgibson
      @lovesgibson Před 4 lety +9

      Big McDick ehh, the game storyline is kind of set up with the intention that people have played the original actually.

    • @andrew_oid
      @andrew_oid Před 4 lety +10

      It’s a celebration of what RPGs were, are, and can be.

    • @donaldcurry1020
      @donaldcurry1020 Před 4 lety +9

      played the OG, anyone that looked into the lore of ff7 knows everything in this game was the devs original ideas for ff7 but tech was not good enough to do it. no timeline bs in it.

  • @dmcrulezall
    @dmcrulezall Před 4 lety +76

    "Nailed It! I know! Thank you! Moving on!" 10/10 quote from Cloud

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 Před 2 lety

      And that is why he's my all time favorite FF character.
      He knows how to be charming,sassy,funny,serious,cool,badass and relatable.

  • @RareHarmony
    @RareHarmony Před 4 lety +69

    I already knew Cloud was "Faaaabulooooouss!" This just confirms it.

  • @falsusrex
    @falsusrex Před 4 lety +297

    "You just got Nomura'd!!!"
    Me: First time?

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 Před 4 lety

      HAHA IKR LOL

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 Před 4 lety +8

      Funny thing is he didn't even write for this game so it's not even accurate. The original guy that wrote the original game was the one that put the time mechanics in. Blaming namura has become a meme at this point.

    • @megaman9393
      @megaman9393 Před 4 lety +5

      nawab256 I mean, Nomura had to have okayed it, being the director and all. Right?

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 Před 4 lety +2

      @@megaman9393 Nomura is younger then the writer and looks up to him. Of course he said OK lol

  • @Goku-iw5lr
    @Goku-iw5lr Před 4 lety +473

    I'm NOT A TSUNDERE!
    And about my hair :
    *NAILED IT, I KNOW.THANK YOU, MOVING ON.*

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs Před 4 lety +5

      of course you are, you have strife in your name

    • @EnzeruAnimeFan
      @EnzeruAnimeFan Před 4 lety +4

      Random, but I hope someone gets him to say "manila is my favorite flavor of clam."

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 Před 4 lety +2

      You make an adorable pack chocobo.

    • @masteraqua2408
      @masteraqua2408 Před 4 lety +1

      Shut up ssj trunks

    • @Goku-iw5lr
      @Goku-iw5lr Před 4 lety

      @@masteraqua2408 why'd you have to say that, childe?

  • @shindinder
    @shindinder Před 4 lety +52

    "as you combat roll out of boss attacks like your in a dark souls game"
    ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @vutava8292
    @vutava8292 Před 4 lety +156

    "Shou Tucker"
    Still too soon, man.

    • @TheDark1903
      @TheDark1903 Před 4 lety +20

      It will always be too soon...

    • @tinothee8650
      @tinothee8650 Před 4 lety +6

      Robert Knight always...

    • @jeremycollins7442
      @jeremycollins7442 Před 3 lety +5

      Yet it is accurate. Extremely accurate. Sephiroth even has low-key Nina vibes

  • @animania1994
    @animania1994 Před 4 lety +162

    I almost spat out my food when they showed Hojo as Shou Tucker

    • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
      @GuyWithAnAmazingHat Před 4 lety +16

      I watched a stream where the streamer is new to the game, the first thing she said when she saw Red XIII was "Is this a chimera? Ed... Ward...?"

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 Před 4 lety +5

      Chiibiisuke I yelped. Out of a mixture of terror and disgust. And I haven’t even SEEN FMA, though I’ve been planning to. Just that one scene. And that’s enough. Similarly, I’ve never played any final fantasy games, I just know 7 via Team 4Star’s machinabridged series. But now that its been pointed out, i can’t unsee it: Hojo and Shou really ARE two black, oozing, disgusting peas in a pod.

  • @Zeargi
    @Zeargi Před 4 lety +84

    "Nailed it, I know! Thank you... Moving on!" XD gets me so hard every time

    • @henrywebb3009
      @henrywebb3009 Před 4 lety +15

      Single best line in the game.

    • @thelubbe24
      @thelubbe24 Před 4 lety +5

      Call your Doctor if it lasts longer than four hours.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +57

    Look, not gonna lie, the hard fanservice with Cloud and nearly every guy he came across just made my fangirl heart soar.

    • @leviandhisbae7375
      @leviandhisbae7375 Před 2 lety +12

      My sister and I cannot stop talking about how much... subtle and NOT so subtle flirts were going on what with EVERY guy seemingly being into Cloud, we are still going crazy over all this actually happening and us NOT imagining it XD

    • @DanTheManGruen
      @DanTheManGruen Před 11 měsíci

      I’m just glad there are actually girls who like this game now, even if it’s only because of subtle homosexuality.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@DanTheManGruen Plenty of girls have always liked FF7 long before that, lol. And even with the "subtle homosexuality" in Advent Children, for example, it was still considered a flop for Square Enix (which shocked me. I can understand the original, rushed version, but the Complete version was much better), so even that isn't all that's cared about. I won't lie and say the attractiveness of a bunch of guys isn't a selling point of the franchise now and SE has to know that. But the story and gameplay is also GOOD, especially with Remake. It's nice to have a good, story-driven game that isn't over the top difficult like the Souls series everyone raves about and doesn't require precision aiming with guns (a weapon choice I feel already alienates a lot of girls, especially as it's coupled with the image of toxic "gamer bros").
      In short, a lot of games have always been heavily targeted to guys, so I think this is why FF7's franchise has such a high female player base. It feels a little like something finally made with us in mind, without it being some condescending "girl game", like with Barbie or something 😅. Those are just my takes, though. Any ladies reading this, please feel free to chime in with your reasons on why FF7 pulled you in.

  • @Caiocsilveira
    @Caiocsilveira Před 4 lety +106

    "1% Seifer"
    Wait, now that you mention it...

  • @chewface
    @chewface Před 4 lety +133

    "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." I never expected Cloud to make me laugh so unexpectedly.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish Před 4 lety +7

      He is just so thoroughly *done* throughout the entire crossdressing bit. lol He looks ready to kill someone during the dance number.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +3

      The fact that he added the "thank you", thus accepting the compliments, is what did me in!

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML Před 4 lety +289

    "as Squre tries to extend what is realistically a 5 hour portion of the original game into a whole ass RPG" 😂😂 I felt that

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 Před 4 lety +7

      Which is what scares me..

    • @PedroOliveira-sl6nw
      @PedroOliveira-sl6nw Před 4 lety +18

      Look at the bright side: if Midgar (5 hours) were [admissible] padded into 35. How long will the rest be? The original is 80 hours? 80 -5 = 75 75 * 7 = 525 hours for the remaining parts :D

    • @purpledawn2727
      @purpledawn2727 Před 4 lety +26

      Which is what makes this game boring. Cramming a full game into 5 hours of story was a bad call. I wish they would've just added more of the story instead.

    • @ravador
      @ravador Před 4 lety +5

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Ehm... it won't be that long. Nomura is going to change everything anyways.

    • @thomasknapp6434
      @thomasknapp6434 Před 4 lety +13

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Eh, I think one thing that gets lost in the whole bit of nostalgia is that the original FF7 really wasn't a three-disc game other than technically. It terms of actual narrative advancement, Midgar alone took up a very large chunk of it. This remake could very easily be done in four games if they wanted to and not really have to cut anything other than the massive amounts of fluff that ironically padded out the original.
      That said, it's a Nomura-led project, so expect it to take ten games over the next fifteen years, six of them regarding unnecessary side stories and alternate timelines that don't really do anything but waste time.

  • @DvlAssassin42
    @DvlAssassin42 Před 4 lety +35

    “Joe Dirt, 3rd Class”
    Totally got me on that one, haha

  • @expomike
    @expomike Před 4 lety +21

    I love the fact that you guys actually finished the game before putting this out, and somehow managed to not spoil the plot.
    Also the Mike Tyson part killed me lol.

  • @Deimos0VI
    @Deimos0VI Před 4 lety +179

    "Easy mode is too easy"
    Isn't that the point?

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 Před 4 lety +9

      this is very common amongst journalists mostly, what they are actually trying to say is "Normal mode is to hard"

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill Před 4 lety +1

      I think specifically for ff7r the issue is that if you want to play it in classic mode. So just selecting spells/ special attacks or items. The game auto defaults to easy mode. Probably because in those cases you let the AI do the in between fighting and it is not good enough to do harder modes.

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 Před 4 lety +7

      I know right it’s gotta be one of the stupidest complaints for a game I ever heard

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah. It is a problem if a hard mode is too easy. Or easy mode is too hard. Like what the hell game journalists?

    • @bowserdragon777
      @bowserdragon777 Před 4 lety +2

      if "easy" wasn't easy. then it wouldn't be "easy" lol

  • @rossbrown6136
    @rossbrown6136 Před 4 lety +310

    When Cloud was in the dress talking to Tifa and said “Nailed it! I know. Thank you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These characters have way more personality with this remake 👍

    • @pookiebear4444
      @pookiebear4444 Před 4 lety +12

      Remember when women were the ones interested in dresses.
      Pepperidge farms remembers.

    • @davidcuadrado5690
      @davidcuadrado5690 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pookiebear4444 Until ffxv where main characters were discussing bout... a dress

    • @kyohel3
      @kyohel3 Před 4 lety +32

      I love this remake. And this game got my husband into the final fantasy series. After he beat the game. He's playing ff7 cc on psp right now. He's wondering when part 2 will come out. Haha my husband only complain about too many cut scenes but when the cut scenes come on. He tells me to shut up. Haha

    • @riggitystorm7331
      @riggitystorm7331 Před 4 lety +5

      Probably one of my top favorite lines in this game

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kyohel3 your husband must be hate Metal Gear Solid and Hideo Kojima

  • @uchihanomura693
    @uchihanomura693 Před 4 lety +46

    "Bottom Bottom" ... pfft😂😂

  • @andresgonzalez887
    @andresgonzalez887 Před 4 lety +28

    DAMMM!! "Jhonny Bravo" was freaking accurate LOL!

  • @DarcMagus
    @DarcMagus Před 4 lety +179

    "One Winged Makosexual" LMAO!!!

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 Před 4 lety +244

    “rated s”
    *ah yes, it’s all coming together*

    • @fumeister0992
      @fumeister0992 Před 4 lety +19

      @@USSAnimeNCC- no for sephiroth

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 Před 4 lety +4

      Instantly decides to leave, because I haven't played this game nor the original.
      *returns back to the video*
      Me: "I forgot something!"
      *clicks "Like-Button*
      Me: "All better now. See you guys when I played that game!"

  • @xemnasxiii3992
    @xemnasxiii3992 Před 4 lety +43

    "Recycled Shiki"
    I like what you did there

    •  Před 4 lety +3

      From The World Ends With You?

    • @kitewashere
      @kitewashere Před 4 lety +1

      @ you got it

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye Před 4 lety +41

    That materia kid is basically FFXIII's Hope Estheim inserted into FVII.

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 Před 4 lety +4

      Exactly what I'm thinking
      And he's so cute I love him

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety

      @@dafaqu694 I liked your comment before I read that second line. Chadley creeps me the hell out and I don't think he's human, lol.

    • @macrobethgaming973
      @macrobethgaming973 Před 4 lety

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley If you clear all battle simulator missions (including the ones on hard mode), there will be an extra piece of plot explaining what Chadley is.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +1

      @@macrobethgaming973 Oh wow, you said "what", not "who", lol! This ought to be interesting and thank you for not spoiling it for me.

    • @creamncheese7761
      @creamncheese7761 Před 3 lety

      Chadly is most likely a mix between Hope, Ignis, and I think they are reusing his model for that one character in FFXVI

  • @misused4242
    @misused4242 Před 4 lety +201

    "As Nomura shows his hand by adding the heartless onto ffvii and turning sephiroth into xehanort." Straight facts, still like the game though.

    • @timschommer8548
      @timschommer8548 Před 4 lety +21

      What are you talking about? They are CLEARLY dementors.

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 Před 4 lety +19

      @@sub.sa.3058 I'm a KH fan but when I saw that boss I was like, that's not a FF type of boss. What's worse is that it just sits in the background taunting you. Theres definitely people overreacting about it though, I'm not gonna hate a whole game because of like 5-10% of it is nonsense.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive Před 4 lety +10

      Let’s be honest the PS1 era villians of Final Fantasy are all rather nonsensical in terms of motivating. Nomura didn’t really have to do anything to make him as such.

    • @GilgameshofBabylon
      @GilgameshofBabylon Před 4 lety +3

      I like to think it's a Legacy of Kain situation. They did time-travel really well in those games despite a few oddities. (Looking at you Blood Omen 2).

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 Před 4 lety +7

      @@thelinedrive for me it's like when I think of the world of ff7, I dont think these people can just travel into a different dimension and fight fate. I didnt mind the whispers at first cause I thought they were just there to represent the lifestream of the planet trying to maintain the timeline to protect itself maybe, but the arbiter of fate is so random for this world.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Před 4 lety +72

    "Shou Tucker"
    My PTSD: ***TRIGGERED***

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 Před 4 lety +2

      Nina and Alexander will not be happy 😢

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 Před 4 lety +3

      I almost never say/type something like this, but, F that guy 😡

  • @muhammadafif2140
    @muhammadafif2140 Před 4 lety +50

    I'm had terrible stomach ache after they named jessie as 'power thirst' 😂😂😂

  • @katyhenderson5210
    @katyhenderson5210 Před 4 lety +18

    I can’t with the “Nailed it...” line from cloud 😂

  • @AlboGangsta7
    @AlboGangsta7 Před 4 lety +198

    "I've come up with a new materia!" not gonna lie that made me laugh really hard

    • @jinserwham9973
      @jinserwham9973 Před 4 lety +7

      Its great, its a reference to FFXV

    • @terminalarch6767
      @terminalarch6767 Před 4 lety +1

      same here, lol

    • @linkemoon
      @linkemoon Před 4 lety

      That was my favourite 😂

    • @babyws18
      @babyws18 Před 4 lety

      Me too! Nice reference there!

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho Před 4 lety +1

      Same, I love FFXV so much and Iggy is literally the best character in that game.

  • @jaredwalley5692
    @jaredwalley5692 Před 4 lety +57

    "Shou Tucker"
    Oof... felt that one.

  • @zachjennings5320
    @zachjennings5320 Před 4 lety +17

    "You just got Nomura'd" Ahahaha I'm both laughing and crying

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Před 4 lety +138

    The Bouncer was legit though, totally would play a remake.

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x Před 4 lety +4

      It should have been multiplayer. Içd love for a remake to somehow rectify that!

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 Před 4 lety +2

      Pretty sure the only reason people want it this way is to see Dominique in spread eagle again. XD

    • @binglee8000
      @binglee8000 Před 4 lety

      Randy Longstreet indeed

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge Před 4 lety +1

      @@mesousagaby740 ..., you're not wrong.

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thelaughingrouge Yeah, that game was secretly fap material.

  • @averageman579
    @averageman579 Před 4 lety +125

    The 'Power Thirst', 'Johnny Bravo', and 'post-puberty Yozora' got me lol

    • @ggg21201
      @ggg21201 Před 4 lety +6

      It was the "I owe you a pizza" and "One winged Mako-Sexual" that got me lol

    • @charlesgoldt7943
      @charlesgoldt7943 Před 4 lety +1

      1-percent Seifer did it for me ^^

    • @thehandsomedevil6399
      @thehandsomedevil6399 Před 4 lety +2

      'Power Thirst' got me as well. Seriously, Jessie makes it painfully obvious that she wants to be on "cloud' 9 in more ways than one.

    • @vigo2669
      @vigo2669 Před 4 lety +1

      For me it was "Joe Dirt 3rd Class".

  • @FEARitself100
    @FEARitself100 Před 4 lety +9

    The fact you acknowledged wedge's VA in his joke title was amazing

  • @newman12340
    @newman12340 Před 4 lety +14

    "The deepest V "
    I lost it

    • @L4zyC4t
      @L4zyC4t Před 3 lety

      same, it's the only nickname that made me laugh

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 Před 4 lety +376

    I am once again asking for your Conker's Bad Fur Day Honest Trailer.

  • @sora123aqua3
    @sora123aqua3 Před 4 lety +134

    *7 minute trailer for Final fantasy 7*
    I see what you did there.

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom Před 4 lety +5

    That "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" one must've went waaaay over some heads, because that one was HILARIOUS to me. 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +2

      I didn't catch it but now that I'm reading your comment, that is GOLD! I think it was the honest trailer for the original FF7 that they did a hilarious bit with calling her "Aeristhsthsth", lol!

  • @handoyobrewster1073
    @handoyobrewster1073 Před 4 lety +6

    I still remember when i had that particular fight, my friend asked me what the hell is Mr. Worldwide doing

  • @Madchimpz
    @Madchimpz Před 4 lety +81

    I'm glad everyone is acknowledging Biggs looks like Charlie Sheen, specifically in that Hot Shots movie.

  • @a.trance6997
    @a.trance6997 Před 4 lety +208

    Okay the Mike Tyson part is funny af.

  • @netimarneto6473
    @netimarneto6473 Před 4 lety +12

    "Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on."
    I died👏😂

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 Před 4 lety

      Nope. We are never moving on. This is the thing forever and you have to live with that.

  • @MarcelloGarini
    @MarcelloGarini Před 4 lety +14

    * snaps finger * "I've come up with a new materiah!"
    I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE. AND I LOVE IT

  • @thelengedaryhero6900
    @thelengedaryhero6900 Před 4 lety +93

    Say, "Gun skills are effective against those that are weak to guns."

  • @97dusk
    @97dusk Před 4 lety +286

    “You owe me a pizza!”
    That line almost ruined the entire moment. Jessie’s death had me crying, but Cloud randomly turning into Roxas (“Who else will I have ice cream with?”) almost caused me to burst out laughing! lmao

    • @genesisrhapsodos284
      @genesisrhapsodos284 Před 4 lety +32

      It actually made me feel better. But tbh I was only crying because Tifa did

    • @noobstoise1024
      @noobstoise1024 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking thia.

    • @Acast009
      @Acast009 Před 4 lety +2

      I hated that whole sequence - it was annoying walking around with cats

    • @simonr344
      @simonr344 Před 4 lety +66

      It was intentional I think. Cloud spends a lot of the game trying to act cool like a SOLDIER would but failing. This was him trying to comfort Jessie and just coming across like a dork.

    • @jordansloan417
      @jordansloan417 Před 4 lety +4

      Hey now, both scenes were great!

  • @JT-ll9sg
    @JT-ll9sg Před 4 lety +16

    “Instead of looking at what it once was, start looking at it for what it could be” Imma start using that, best quote ever

  • @wanderingpaladin4927
    @wanderingpaladin4927 Před 2 lety +8

    As someone who had never played the original, I really enjoyed the remake. I'm currently playing the original, and though I do love it I think the way the remake was done is a better fit for a modern RPG considering that most RPGs nowadays have lots of dialogue and exploring between plot points, whereas the original FFVII, though it does have some parts like that also tends to jump from one plot point to another quite abruptly (I say this as someone who grew up on modern RPGs, so I'm more used to the way modern games are formatted)

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 Před 4 lety +115

    "The Original Tsundere"
    Im dying😂😂😂

  • @avikmahfuz2894
    @avikmahfuz2894 Před 4 lety +70

    a common misconception is that cloud is a tsundere but he, in reality, is a kuudere(cold on the outside but secretly caring), a true tsundere would be squall from ff8

    • @saynotop2w
      @saynotop2w Před 4 lety +1

      The more you know!

    • @_jumbo9961
      @_jumbo9961 Před 4 lety +1

      What's a tsundere

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel Před 4 lety +1

      @@_jumbo9961 It's weeb speek

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 Před 4 lety +2

      @@_jumbo9961 someone who's aggressive and mean on the outside and caring on the inside.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 Před 4 lety +7

      @Venraef as the original comment mentioned, kuudere is cold and avoidant on the outside and caring on the inside. Tsundere will call you a moron and loudly deny that they care, kuudere will just seem indifferent.

  • @Justin-ou5yo
    @Justin-ou5yo Před 4 lety +6

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE" bro I felt that

  • @MiyreaZED
    @MiyreaZED Před 4 lety +8

    "Recycled Shiki Design" I choked omg I love it and I can unsee it
    God plz do Honest TWEWY

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety

      That's where I've heard that name before! I only played TWEWY once so I'd forgotten that was the girl's name (and she appears in KH3D).

  • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
    @mikhailvarkovsky4150 Před 4 lety +169

    Please say "I'm not a weeb, I'm the whole otaku convention"

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 Před 4 lety +7

      Relatable

    • @danveitch4258
      @danveitch4258 Před 4 lety

      Why is Tifa standing in the aoe?.. you're supposed to be the one playing Tifa.

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 Před 4 lety

      What's an aoe? I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 Před 4 lety

      @@mikhailvarkovsky4150 It's okay! aoe = area of effect. It basically means an area that has an effect going on in it. If it is an aoe that damages you, it's one you should probably generally get out of unless you wanna take damage for some reason(s).

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh nice. Now I get it, thanks

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 Před 4 lety +24

    5:07
    "Nailed it. I know."
    10/10 game of the year.

  • @davindamico1759
    @davindamico1759 Před 4 lety +4

    The Internet needs "I nailed it, I know, moving on" quote from you!

  • @dessfred
    @dessfred Před 4 lety +8

    Finished the storyline last night. Yeah, its practically Kingdom Heart now. How they gonna explain the reset of all these godlike powers in part 2 now?

  • @vaneck619
    @vaneck619 Před 4 lety +36

    LMFAO at "Mr. Worldwide"... I'm surprised that i didn't see the similarity myself.

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 Před 4 lety

      Same. I almost spit out my water when I heard it.

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 Před 4 lety

      When I saw Rude's design before release, I already thought he's Pitbull lol.

  • @DarkLordofTheRizz
    @DarkLordofTheRizz Před 4 lety +29

    I feel "One-Winged Makosexual" on a spiritual level, lmao

  • @johnnyfroggo7361
    @johnnyfroggo7361 Před 4 lety +8

    Please say: "This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh Před 4 lety +25

    "In a move clearly designed to make those who gave this game 10/10 admit that Kingdom Hearts is actually good."
    Me: NEVER!

    • @PrinceVinc
      @PrinceVinc Před 4 lety +1

      @Easter Fools to late and KH3 had at least better Gameplay xD

  • @roastedninga7900
    @roastedninga7900 Před 4 lety +64

    Please say: Feel the wrath of my snuggle puppies.

  • @redacted8846
    @redacted8846 Před 4 lety +122

    Glad this came out so fast. Now time for a xenogears honest game trailer.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 Před 4 lety +4

      I..i.. cannot believe it happened. I totally support your idea. Anything could happen

    • @Crimsongambit
      @Crimsongambit Před 4 lety +3

      Yes!!! Xenogears, pls!!!!

    • @chomama1012
      @chomama1012 Před 4 lety +1

      Wouldn't mind them finally doing doom eternal

    • @waylontfd3076
      @waylontfd3076 Před 4 lety +2

      If only Bandai Namco wasn’t such a hoarder- Time to settle for Xenoblade Definitive Edition-

    • @demonlordomegaacepilot7090
      @demonlordomegaacepilot7090 Před 4 lety +1

      They still need to make part 2 and 3 its not ove ryet save ur money

  • @ZairotOne
    @ZairotOne Před 4 lety +6

    When you said The Bouncer remake, I felt that, cuz I wanted that too. :D

  • @angelssanchezluna2179
    @angelssanchezluna2179 Před 3 lety +1

    "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" is something 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ninotimarac1701
    @ninotimarac1701 Před 4 lety +44

    "Black Mega Man"
    Ok you got me. Have my like

  • @senpaitxng
    @senpaitxng Před 4 lety +39

    4:02 I'm still waiting for that pizza

  • @lawrencefitzgerald4744
    @lawrencefitzgerald4744 Před 4 lety +1

    I watched this whole video _just_ to see the names at the end! Wasn't disappointed!
    "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" had me in tears!
    "Black MegaMan"
    Thanks. I needed that!

  • @Sledgehammer78
    @Sledgehammer78 Před 4 lety

    Came for a Topper Harley reference. Was not disappointed. Thank you so much!

  • @actualmadscientist
    @actualmadscientist Před 4 lety +22

    "My A.I. companions keep standing in the fire"
    Me: * Laughs in Xenoblade*

  • @shawnshuman9460
    @shawnshuman9460 Před 4 lety +72

    "Finally delivers the game people have been screeching about on forums for over a decade" weeeell until the last few hours.

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 Před 4 lety +12

      Shawn Shuman But if you don’t like it, you’re just a hater. This game is a MASTERPIECE!!! Jokes aside, I feel that FF7R fans are being kinda hypocrites. I bet they made fun KH fans for liking the story of the game, now they are getting the same in their game and is suddenly great storytelling.

    • @GuitarJester89
      @GuitarJester89 Před 4 lety +18

      Well, Its more like the last 30 minutes. That's really the only major difference. As for their comment about Sephiroth being like Xehanort. That's how it always was. Everytime you saw him in the first game, It wasnt his body. He would use Jenova to take form. And we knew their were remnants with Jenova cells as well. But they never went much into them in the original. The first time you actually see Sephiroths real body in the original game is when Cloud hands over the black materia at the promised land. Even when Aerith gets killed. Sephiroths mind, Jenovas body.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove Před 4 lety +17

      @@ssantos88 I basically agree, I actually took time to read some of the reviews people were leaving and they were literally giving 0's because they didn't like the very last part of the game, not that all of em are like that but, is it really a 0 if you enjoyed the hell out of 99% of the game?

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 Před 4 lety +11

      KeeperOfDGroove Those people are clearly over exaggerating. Regardless of the ending, a lot of people still enjoy the game overall. Giving it a zero is just petty.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove Před 4 lety +4

      @@ssantos88 And I agree, it is petty, you enjoy the rest of the game and just that one part is enough to make it a 0? Totally petty, i'm just happy I finally get myself some more Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to enjoy, oh and I suppose Barret as well :-p

  • @thechance6115
    @thechance6115 Před 4 lety

    Love these videos, it was a real joy when i figured out you can have the game upgrade your weapons automatically so i dont have to waste my time doing that, but on that note ive already 100% it and ready for the next.

  • @RazgrizIV
    @RazgrizIV Před 4 lety

    Bouncer section... killed me. I love you.

  • @alexielknight
    @alexielknight Před 4 lety +40

    "You owe me a pizza" omg I never laughed so hard at a scene that nearly made me cry just a few days before XD.

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki Před 4 lety +3

      Context is everything....

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 Před 4 lety +6

      The only thing I could think was:
      "Who else will I have ice cream with?"
      (In a good way)

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki Před 4 lety +1

      @@daniellins4114 That's actually in line, since in both cases the lines being referenced draw attention to the bittersweet realization the best moments between these groups of people who only had a short time to bond involved sharing food.

    • @lootcat1230
      @lootcat1230 Před 4 lety +2

      Im actually surprised Jessie wasn't trying to get cloud to bone her right there too. She tried every other second she got, she was thirsty.

  • @markhenrykern
    @markhenrykern Před 4 lety +50

    Uh... I feel like I’m the only one when he said “the bouncer remake” was like “I’d totally play that!”

    • @Memnoch_the_Devil
      @Memnoch_the_Devil Před 4 lety +3

      Azure Knight you're definitely not. Depending on the play style I would too

    • @bulbafett5001
      @bulbafett5001 Před 4 lety +4

      I remember renting it and a PS2 from Blockbuster for a weekend, only to find out they didn't include a memory card. And having to keep it on and or paused the entire time till victory. Was amazing.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 Před 4 lety

      Nah, I'd play that.

    • @thomasheasman9981
      @thomasheasman9981 Před 4 lety +2

      It was a great game! I rented it from blockbuster too 😂

    • @lupussolitarus536
      @lupussolitarus536 Před 4 lety

      I sure as hell would!!

  • @gestaltechelon4195
    @gestaltechelon4195 Před 4 lety

    5:57 Mr. Worldwide 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love the Pitbull ref 😂

  • @AnimalDelos
    @AnimalDelos Před 4 lety +8

    I LOVED The Bouncer, was an amazing game, and would love a remake.

  • @HeresWhyItsCool
    @HeresWhyItsCool Před 4 lety +23

    "Black Mega Man!" Yeah, now that you mention it....

  • @PhoenixburningHere
    @PhoenixburningHere Před 4 lety +68

    Imagine your friend
    You: "Help... I'm dying"
    Friend: "You owe me a PIZZA!!"
    You: "... dafuq dude?"

    • @Zinervawyrm
      @Zinervawyrm Před 4 lety +14

      That's right up there with: Who will I have ice cream with?

    • @Kumiko026
      @Kumiko026 Před 4 lety +4

      It’s the Roxas thing all over again! XD

    • @suadela87
      @suadela87 Před 4 lety +10

      I love how bad Cloud is with people. He’s just a really sweet guy who is really bad at showing it.

    • @phamthienphuc3951
      @phamthienphuc3951 Před 4 lety +3

      friend or not, REAL man gotta keep his priority straight, especially when it's a extra cheese pepperoni pizza with flat lay.

    • @CaliburXL99
      @CaliburXL99 Před 4 lety +1

      Pham Thien Phuc But what about the stuff crust🤔

  • @keifferw7385
    @keifferw7385 Před 4 lety +1

    The RuPaul reference killed me!!
    11/10

  • @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319

    The summons being playable characters was done in FFX also. That and the fact that summoning was basically turned into a character class and only Yuna could do it were the things I liked most about that game.

  • @ballerswagbro9k611
    @ballerswagbro9k611 Před 4 lety +52

    Spoilers: Cloud is blond

  • @xDigitalMonster
    @xDigitalMonster Před 4 lety +7

    “I’ve come up with a new Materia” I WHEEZED

  • @davidcohen_
    @davidcohen_ Před rokem

    You got me there with "Black Megaman" 😂

  • @tiduswordplayer
    @tiduswordplayer Před 4 lety +3

    I lost it at “Black Megaman”😂😂😂

  • @DavidCastro-rw9lb
    @DavidCastro-rw9lb Před 4 lety +37

    "Bottom Bottom"
    Weird, I remember playing this with a super saiyan.

  • @MistaCasslaVideoGames
    @MistaCasslaVideoGames Před 4 lety +37

    Haha the Bouncer Remake dude that’s a throw back holy moly 😂

  • @dropkoo
    @dropkoo Před 4 lety +2

    "Topper Harley" haha nailed it.

  • @jonathanhatty
    @jonathanhatty Před 4 lety +14

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought Kyrie looks like shiki from TWEWY

  • @RaymondTywaif
    @RaymondTywaif Před 4 lety +3

    omg real tea, some of the honest descriptions are so true! The tea about Nomura making the story more convoluted with time-travelling(confirmed? idk) plot, heartless-esque watchers and Xehanort Sephiroth lmao, I really thought of that ngl and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. The references used for the characters are so on point too, my favs are - Megaman ref "Black Megaman", FF15 ref "I've come up with a new Materia", TWEWY ref "Recycled Shiki design", RPDR ref? "Andrea you staya", freaking "Mr Worldwide" Pitbull ref too real I can't, FMA ref "Shou Tucker".