John Mulaney - Confused Ice- T is TV Magic
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2015
- #JohnMulaney on turning 29, being bullied for looking Asian American, and why Ice- T is the best part of Law and Order SVU.
John Mulaney stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011.
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Everybody's mad that he's saying the same jokes like... people go on tour.. and present the same show.. but to different people
Also like jokes are hard
And they work on refining their material to make it even funnier in later iterations. It's almost like being a comedian is a profession, or something.
Camera phones ruined it all... Before camera phones they could use the same material in other areas. Now everybody sees it all after the first show because 37 different people recorded it and posted it on the internet for everybody to see.
Yeah, people arent very smart. Casual comedy watchers.
It's been around 7-8 years now tho
it's so surreal to see him not in a suit
is it?
Polaris Hall Oh, I just noticed that!
He looks strangely like Matpat when not in a suit
saw him in February, when he switched clothes with Pete Davidson and it was super trippy
Ikr!
Strange how he uses the "I was a child for years and years" line in every set he does (that I know of)
A to Rhombus it’s because he’s immortal
What is strange is that I still laugh like I just heard for the first time
I've been watching a lot of content with him in it and I've noticed that for Talkshows he generally reuses bits from his stand up a LOT
(sorry for literally replying to a 8 month old comment btw)
Probably because absurd statements like that are very funny to most people. So it's the most effective way he has found to get people to laugh, which is his job :)
Michael Rasmussen did you just explain the joke?? everyone understands it’s just that he makes the joke at every show
haha this dudes ICE-T impression was pretty on point
this guy has great transitions
The best one is "Shifting topics entirely" on SNL early 2020
My name is John Mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive. While fighting the evil speedster savatar, I was thrusted into the feature, where I watched him kill the woman I love.
Joe Troham I love your name and pfp.
This is that one flash if he didn't die saving the multiverse from Zooms machine.
This man should be a comedian
He should.
You’d be glad to hear he took your advice!
Yea I heard.
He is a comedian...
@@aiyi2296 r/woooosh? Maybe
the flash has some jokes!
my thought exactly
Season 4 is looking pretty good so far
Christian Burkhart i stoppef watching at the end if season 3
He's the flash?!
RaitonGG 😂😂😂
john was smart to change the racial slur to "Chinaman"
Hahaha right?
the room did NOT recover
I swear he did this on accident. He apologised twice.
Was he high and said the line he does to his friends when recounting the tale?
His attractiveness is like the combined most attractive qualities of Troye Sivan and Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict has attractive qualities?
@@goosemann467 Keep telling yourself that a racist and an ableist has attractive qualities lmao
glowfangs Well on then
@@glowfangs what? when? why? please explain?
@@aunchitahaque1154 he literally said that sherlock couldnt br autistic because he didnt want to give "people like that" hope
"Or like when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries?" That had me rolling man.
How many times has John Mulaney said “I was a child for years and years” like I swear it’s his intro to every story
Probably fewer times than “On a dark desert highway…” has been played. I swear I hear it every time Hotel California starts.
funny and adorable -- the total package.
As a kid in the 60's - watching movies & cartoons, I also thought that quicksand was gonna somehow be an issue in the future.
D Me honestly I was a kid in the late 2000’s and I kinda thought the same thing😂
As a kid in the 00’s, same.
Born in the 70's, quicksand and painted walls. I got the joke that the Roadrunner would go through, but the W. Coyote would hit the wall. I always thought I would hit the wall.
@@annemcnally5 90s too (y)
I've seen this bit more times than I've seen episodes of Law and Order: SVU
honestly
Lol he’s 36 now 😂😩😩 time really flies
What astonish me the most is that he makes the EXACT. SAME. FACES. every time he does his sketches. How does he do that ?? Mmh... I smell a robot !
Su PROVE
did you...? did you just...?
ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST
Nagida Sylph IS IT AN E, OR IS IT A 3? IT’S UP TO YE!
Just like the birds!!! OMG!
John's delivery and flow are second to none- that transition from using charged words to SVU saying anything they want is just seamless. You're a goddamn god child, John.
This bit never gets old. I have it memorized and I still laugh. I even played it for my mom because she likes SVU, and she thought it was hysterical.
anyone ever say this guy looks like the actor who plays the flash?
Thank god you said it.
Spoopy he could play a version of barry thats how similar they look
Time remnant
clicked on the video just to say that
he does kinda
I love the silence after he says he was bullied for being Asian american as everyone for a split second goes “wait really?”
I could listen to John Mulaney do Ice Tea for four hours.
I can't stop watching this clip. The Ice-T part is so unbelievably hilarious and the voice he uses is the best.
You telling me this guy goes on stage and gets paid to tell jokes.
Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that.
ok boomer
😂😂
I have heard him tell the same jokes, but I’ve never heard him tell them the same way or in the same tone of voice the same way twice
Talking about cartoons just reminded me he’s Spider Ham
I love John Mulaney XD he always makes me laugh :3
I can't remember which of his skits I've actually watched already so I'm literally just clicking on every John Mulaney video in the recommended section. Totally worth it.
Same, I think I've seen all of them but that doesn't matter :D
3:00 the bit that Bill Hader references on Norm's show. Thank me later.
The gong banging and bowing was brilliant of his classmates if it really happened. I absolutely love it!!!
" We took Our shoes off, it's Just a carpeting thing " that part is So true ! Who wants dirt indoor ? 😄
Also people underneath you don't pay rent to hear your every footstep.
I love how this comedy routine has evolved. Like, once refined, it became less harsh and omitted the racial slurs, and was probably delivered even funnier!
I know this comment was posted 2 years ago, but I agree!! I’m used to hearing the refined version, because those two bits are my favorites so I hear it a lot. but when I saw this version, I got surprised by the slurs because I was expecting the “chinaman” term he uses in the newer version. I felt this was a bit rushed with a very “too quick” transition lol. It’s interesting to see the earlier versions of their bits.
The thumbnail gave me the feeling that he was talking about scratchy-lotteries.
Only John can work a JFL crowd like this. He's a master.
He really love SVU...
Who doesn't
He's one of my all time favorites! Such raw talent.
I love hearing John Mulaney talk about Law And Order svu
I love how he took this material and then refined it into his special. 👏🏻
wtf you are you guys talking about, thus guys fucking halarious
John Mulaney gives me life.
When I was a kid there was a beach near us that had quick sand. The coast guard came to our school to talk about it after some poor girl got stuck in it and drowned when the tide came in- so yeah, it can be a problem.
Or like when a person doesn’t button up all the buttons correctly so they gotta undue the buttons
hey, schools, if you want kids to appreciate music, let them listen to music they like
i like a lot of songs and i don't need school for that, in fact i only started loving music after i started flunking singing class
WolfydaWolf129 My elementary school did ‘morning music’ which just meant playing a classical song before the announcements. It was fun when they played songs like the Addams family on Halloween! But the yearly 6 days of guitar our keyboard didn’t do anything.
WolfydaWolf129 our music class sucked we never sang it was just a history class of classical musicians with a ton of fucking homework
I dunno, my neighbor kids listen to TERRIBLE music, they should be forced to listen to music that isn't shit.
WolfydaWolf129 How do you flunk singing class?
I'm assuming you flunked not being a fucking douchebag who needs his face bashed in? He didn't even make any English errors except not capitalizing his I's
i love how he delivers the jokes exactly the same in every set.
1:04
Wow, that is some foreshadowing.
How so?
I love this guy
The quicksand thing is so trueeee
he gets better at this routine.
“Behind actual sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.”
Became Spider-ham
That's a perfect 5-minute bit.
LOVE THIS GUY
1:45 wow I listened to this on Spotify and they cut this part out
gotta love this tall child
i love this man
0:48 I really said out loud “YEAH”!
I always feel like his stand up in Just For Laughs is more rushed than usual and it does not do him justice. he is (in my opinion) hilarious, but timing is everything.
This guy is funny as hell! 💯💯💯
He ALWAYS uses the SVU bit
Seemed like using those slurs deflated the crowd pretty bad so he changed gears
@@MrXaihnz Yeah, makes sense that he tweaked the joke too.
It so funny and true about the quicksand.
Currently re watching from season 6 and I can't take Ice T seriously anymore 😂
Baby John!
hes so nervous 😂😄
he might be the only person in the wholewideworld who is more obsessed with Law and Order than me!
When John is mentioning the other detectives, trying to teach Ice T, he literally says that Word for Word how John said it.
"I was a child for years and years." Said like it was a job he chose to do, like "I was a retail worker for several years."
That's the humor
wow he looks so fresh and full of life
He's been telling the same jokes for 6 years omg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!1
Sailorcutie14 BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
I wouldn't care if he told em for another 12 years, they'll still make me laugh
Sailorcutie14 that's how comedy works. you didn't know that? every comedian keeps some of the same jokes for years.
Sailorcutie14 its still funny
Are people really mad about the same jokes? Standup comedians make sets. Sets take so long and so much work. They aren't just gonna use it once. These people who are mad clearly don't know how standup works.
I love how he says "cigarettes" in the Ice T voice.
tall child
John Mulaney is the only guy I know what could tell the same jokes constantly and still make me die.
he doesn't look old he looks great
I love law and order svu
This guy talks (loves) Law n Order
The quicksand bit was pretty funny.
Anti-bullying campaigns have caused a complete 180.
Now the cool kids get bullied by nerds.
i love that i know this whole thing sjdksj
Quick sand thing is so true
Bro, this is the third bit in a row where he said that he was a child for years and years lol
This was around the same time as homestuck. Wow.
I love you, tall child
It was very weird to be a kid because I was so young
Not gonna lie I would watch a hole 32 minutes of ice t listing addictions.
_like when somebody plays too many digital videogames_
My great grandpa grew up in Oklahoma and grew up playing in quicksand 😅
He hasn't aged
I, too, was a kid for a very long time
Scratchy lotteries 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha it's old but still funny
Someone really needs to make Spider-Ham animations of the first part.
Does anyone know what law and order episode he is talking about ?
He really likes talking about SVU and Iced Tea
I have very small eyes and I am Korean. John is right, some people think I don’t have eyes or I am bind.
which one is the salt and pepper diner
that we NEVER APPRECIATED
it’s so threatening why
I was bullied for being Asian American too! I am also extremely white with no connect at all with Asia except i know how to speakKorean!
every time i look at him he looks so much like Grant Gustin it's driving me insane. anyone else?
I can't be the only one who thinks he looks so damn much like matpat like come on
He really likes law and order huh, me too
Wow, Brandon Rogers has a great standup.
I am so glad I don't seem to be the only one that thinks John looks like the flash