@@gustvans1479 actually that reason why men have Shorter lifespan, most men doing dangerous jobs like building buildings or driving. And fathers trying to feed their family but people still say men are worthless.
I watched some videos... You couldn't get the juice out if your internet was down. Cos it couldn't verify the juice pack was "authentic" and within expiation date. I think you also had to scan your passport before you could power the thing on.
Woman: **Puts millions of lives at risk with a fake "medical sensor" and scams millions of hostpital** Man: **Scams a shit ton of people** Woman: 11 years Man: 25 years
Uhhh what's the point on selling vendor lock-in on juice that you can just buy in a carton? The premise was that the bag contained "fresh ingredients" and that the machine would "juice it". The reality was that the bag just contained a fully prepared slurry and all the machine does is just mix and pour it. While forcing you to buy off one supplier.
I knew it was going to fail before it took off. You can buy the Omega cold-pressed juicer for less than 1/3 of the cost. And also fresh fruits and veggies are readily available without a subscription (obviously). 🤣
@@DeerRyNaNo, number 4 is accurate, but yours isn't. Now if you said most politicians, you would be accurate. Mr Beast can be considered rich, but is extremely good.
Man who tf would think that someone would buy someone to automatically dispense juice would buy that for 899 dollars bro and then not even make the bag strong enough to handle so much pressure to the extent that even the machine is useless now
You paid for the machine and then paid for the juice separately it was for a monthly prescription so you paid every month and you got the juice but you also had to pay the $800 for the machine so yes it is a scam.
@@liamgillies3182 but I could start a monthly subscription to send carrots to people and I could charge a mandatory $1000 for a carrot peeler and it wouldn’t be a scam. Because people think “I want those carrots and that peeler so I will spend the money to get them. It wouldn’t be a scam unless I didn’t send the carrots and the peeler.
K the girl lied to cancer patients, gave them false hope, and scammed 3/4 of a billion dollars she deserves 40 years in prison at least. Guy scams a 100 million and gets 22 which is fair but if he was a girl would he have gotten like 3 years of prison?
She was disproved by everyone and esteemed scientist that blood test don’t work that way but she did it anyway not to much drove a employee into suicide and was very hostile in her workplace.
He was 16 as well, he technically still a kid and at 22 when he's barely allowed to drink he gets 22 years. But the lady way older and doing the scheme longer and took in way more money gets over a decade less sentence.
Theranos was just too good to be true which is why everyone was taken in by it. If someone could actually do what they claimed to be able to do it would change the world.
You are right, that’s the only reason Holmes got so successful - everyone thought that she was a visionary like Jobs and jumped on the band wagon of the ‘future of medicine’. Holmes also made a point of not pitching her idea to medical companies coz they would have figured it was all a sham on the spot.
Scams over 700 million $ gets sentenced 11 years ( women ), man at 22 so young scams for 100 million $ is sentenced for 22 years. YES I FUCKING LOVE EQUALITY EVEN WHEN LAWS ARE RELATED.
I dont get that second one especially. Like, sure you can just squeeze it with your hands, but the point of that machine was to make it easier, and the thing I dont get is that humans use tonnes of things to make easier and quicker what they can do themselves. I don't get that.
Same shit with Cirkul (I think that's what it's called?) You can rip off the plastic covering on the bottom of the flavor cartridge and squeeze the flavor out.
The thearanos scandal deserved way more time in prison, you can’t just lie about MEDICAL technology! They had multiple tests that were on very important things, and lied about them!
You also forgot to mention Efoods direct. They sold millions in prep food that turned rancid in a few years. Was supposed to last for 25 years. They went out of business and the buyers got stuck with inedible crap. Hope a class action lawsuit is filed someday. Hope karma catches up with them.
He didn’t do what people thought they invested in justice. Theranos wasn’t only a way to use 1 drop of blood, lots of tests can do that, the selling point was being able to do near every test at once using that blood which would save tons of money for patients, clinics and hospitals alike.
Lomi belongs on this list. It’s marketed & sold as a tabletop composter, but it’s physically incapable of composting anything, and they’re still scamming people.
A female $700 million = 11 years 3 months in prison.
A male $100 million = 25 years in prison.
And they say they don't discriminate.
Mfw when someone makes a post saying that “women are treated better than men” for the 372nd time
@@Dmitry_Skipper well its true. Men suffer more discrimination these days
@@gustvans1479 actually that reason why men have Shorter lifespan, most men doing dangerous jobs like building buildings or driving. And fathers trying to feed their family but people still say men are worthless.
hypocrit at play
The juicer thing is genuinely hilarious
It also required internet
@@minakoarisato4293 that's outrageous 😂
Yes its kind of insane all the stuff they added to it
The juicero thing has more to it, you could squeeze it with your hands and it would be faster than the machine
Jesus Christ made a video on it
Anyone that bought a juicer that doesnt juice deserved to lose 900 bucks😂
It's funny bc those things were actually sold at a loss too
Only 11 years for something potentially life threatening is crazy
Must’ve had Saul Goodman as a lawyer or it’s because she’s a woman
@@baldmista1907one criminal charge and a ok lawyer*
@baldmista1907 No, it probably because she has a better lawyer than him
100-200 kills
@@Frogjimin7878That isn't how grammar works
Homes definitely deserved at least 25 years in prison
no, wth
More like life in prison that nearly 3/4 of a billion dollars
She deserves life. Making a scam on med tech is reprehensible.
At least 45
Life as she scammed with a fake product to save lifes and it was medical
The Juicero was funny because not only was it possible to extract by hand,it was more efficient to do so.
I watched some videos... You couldn't get the juice out if your internet was down.
Cos it couldn't verify the juice pack was "authentic" and within expiation date.
I think you also had to scan your passport before you could power the thing on.
I got this short twice in a row
So, scam people for 700 milion, stash cash somewhere, go to prison for 11 years, become a milionair?
No, the money gets taken off you
And the boy sentenced to 22 years wow
@@kkbad4009 fucking society
@@Dillixx how , what if she has some in offshore accounts or something like that ??
@@Dont_Tread_on_Me448she would probably face even more time if she didn’t comply
Women out here getting the lowest sentences for such gigantic crimes and complaining about justice like damn.
Ikr
lol mad
Ikr
@@Cam-jk4lb not really it's true tho
*white women
Creatures never held accountable for anything in life whatsoever
$700m for 11 years 🤔
$100m for 25 years 😮
Yes. More money equals better lawyer 😊
More money mean good lawyer, funds for bribery, shadowy stuff etc.
Only naive individuals thing she got less time cause shes a woman
She had a better lawyer. And u can't deny it😊
@@mohamadyusuf4039so 100million can’t get a good lawyer😂😂😂
@@LovelyWonderfullyMadethey both have loads of money they can afford any lawyer
So not about money and lawyers
Double it and give it to the next person.
Edit: Look at the replies, Fr
Edit 2: boys we r no longer the Top comment. : (
No way, that is exactly the first thing I thought too
Fr
Fr
Corny asf
Fr
A personal juicer, and nobody just thought lets just squeeze the pouch they make you buy…
It also required internet or it would not work
woman: 1 second prison
man: ♾️ prison
She fr needed a lide sentence
Lawyer
Woman: **Puts millions of lives at risk with a fake "medical sensor" and scams millions of hostpital**
Man: **Scams a shit ton of people**
Woman: 11 years
Man: 25 years
At least it’s a man for once that’s getting the unfair
That women deserves to be sentenced more
Of course because she's a woman
i agree
She should’ve received life in prison with no parole.
Imagine going to prison for half of your life
I’d do 11 years in prison for 700 million dollars
Id do 11 men for 700 million dollars
Gonna be a shiiiiitload of off shore accounts 💀
Find something to live for
You need to be a woman though
@Rogue_Sniper
All of us have, that's why we sacrifice. What about you, do u have a soul?
lesson learned, dont let teenagers start business
businesses*
The last one's judge literally said double it and put it in jail 💀
Penguinz0 Charlie hated the juicer I could hear his rantings in my head 😂😂😂😂😂
Juciero wasn't that crooked it was bankrupted due to a oversight
Uhhh what's the point on selling vendor lock-in on juice that you can just buy in a carton? The premise was that the bag contained "fresh ingredients" and that the machine would "juice it". The reality was that the bag just contained a fully prepared slurry and all the machine does is just mix and pour it. While forcing you to buy off one supplier.
I knew it was going to fail before it took off. You can buy the Omega cold-pressed juicer for less than 1/3 of the cost. And also fresh fruits and veggies are readily available without a subscription (obviously). 🤣
Elizabeth Holmes deserve life in prison with no parole.
The last one is just a sex hotline😂😂😂
4. Every US Health Insurance company.
5. Every rich people really
@@DeerRyNaNo, number 4 is accurate, but yours isn't. Now if you said most politicians, you would be accurate. Mr Beast can be considered rich, but is extremely good.
Stay mad bro
US HE_L__ Insurance
Here’s the common factor: all of these businesses were made by kids wanting to be rich but not knowing how.
Yep modern parenting and society🗿☕️
@@morsecrow school doesn't teach you how to start a business
Kids? The Juicero guy is almost 60.
@@jomarcentermjmbusiness schools are a thing right?
@@jomarcentermjmyou can take business class in high school
Anyone who didn't see Juicero being a scammed deserved to be scammed. The other two were less obvious
But that still doesn’t mean that women can get less sentences in prison
A scam is a scam
@Night_Knight22 but the woman scammed more money while the man scammed less money but the man still got a longer sentence
@@joshuaseo6373doesn't matter who scam more money
Government always gonna find a way to privileging one over the other, mainly when it comes to woman
Big investors like Google and Kobe Bryant 😂
ZZZZ Best
ngl that's a pretty nice name
It would probably be a good name for a mattress company
Man who tf would think that someone would buy someone to automatically dispense juice would buy that for 899 dollars bro and then not even make the bag strong enough to handle so much pressure to the extent that even the machine is useless now
He was 22 and got sentenced to 22 years in prison😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile the woman☕
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@@vibusindo9787 i just ruined it
@TopMemes it's funny because at that point, he lived 22 years and he's gonna spend the same amount of time until he dies
He was 16 fool
What's bad about it is, millions of money is involved in it but it get passed just like that.
Don't forget, Jucrero's dispenser needed internet.
That women that took away people's blood for no reason should go to jail for 40 years.
For almost every crime the legal system is sexist
The juicer machines are useless, but the didn’t scam people. The people got what they wanted.
You paid for the machine and then paid for the juice separately it was for a monthly prescription so you paid every month and you got the juice but you also had to pay the $800 for the machine so yes it is a scam.
@@liamgillies3182 but I could start a monthly subscription to send carrots to people and I could charge a mandatory $1000 for a carrot peeler and it wouldn’t be a scam. Because people think “I want those carrots and that peeler so I will spend the money to get them. It wouldn’t be a scam unless I didn’t send the carrots and the peeler.
@@liamgillies3182 It’s not a scam, just a bad business model
@@liamgillies3182prescription
@@liamgillies3182that is not a scam
If juicero sold the pouches it would be good idea
Dude sentenced him to double his life lol
11 years for the girl
and double that for the boy
of course
Oh goody another comment saying “women are treated better than men”
@@Dmitry_Skipper i mean, its a clear example of that 💀
@@Dmitry_Skipper it facts bro but we gotta deal with it
@@Fiego4532 I guess it’s fair because in the 1600’s if a women accidentally did something wrong they got burned at the stake
@@Dmitry_Skipper thats y its easier on them and there taking advantage of it
Bro ngl the first women looks like mark zuckerberg and gives off the same vibe too
I was thinking same
K the girl lied to cancer patients, gave them false hope, and scammed 3/4 of a billion dollars she deserves 40 years in prison at least. Guy scams a 100 million and gets 22 which is fair but if he was a girl would he have gotten like 3 years of prison?
Temu needs to rename to Scamazon
Theranos had so much potential
In reality, it never even had a bit of potential. It was a scam from the start
She was disproved by everyone and esteemed scientist that blood test don’t work that way but she did it anyway not to much drove a employee into suicide and was very hostile in her workplace.
Little*
judge said double it and pass it to the next person 💀
He was 16 as well, he technically still a kid and at 22 when he's barely allowed to drink he gets 22 years. But the lady way older and doing the scheme longer and took in way more money gets over a decade less sentence.
Wut, just 11 years???
Juicero’s fate was just unfortunate
These 3 scammers need to be sold as fertilisers to repay the investors.
Judge really said double it and lock him up
You've lost weight luke!
Theranos was just too good to be true which is why everyone was taken in by it. If someone could actually do what they claimed to be able to do it would change the world.
You are right, that’s the only reason Holmes got so successful - everyone thought that she was a visionary like Jobs and jumped on the band wagon of the ‘future of medicine’. Holmes also made a point of not pitching her idea to medical companies coz they would have figured it was all a sham on the spot.
Last guy really spent his whole life in prison 💀
So the guy at the end was getting double his current age sentence?
Scams over 700 million $ gets sentenced 11 years ( women ), man at 22 so young scams for 100 million $ is sentenced for 22 years. YES I FUCKING LOVE EQUALITY EVEN WHEN LAWS ARE RELATED.
Don't drop the soap 😂
Huh?
@@aldaircarino3501💀💀💀
Fun fact: Holmes got pregnant before her trial to elicit pity from the jury.
His hand yappin: 🤌
22 years in prison for existing for 22 years
I dont get that second one especially. Like, sure you can just squeeze it with your hands, but the point of that machine was to make it easier, and the thing I dont get is that humans use tonnes of things to make easier and quicker what they can do themselves. I don't get that.
gonna make sure that i scream out "kobe!" when i meet my juicero into the trash
I like how the woman got only 11 years in prison for 700 million.
Don't forget the company "Nikola"
Is it the electric car maker?
More proof that woman I treated better
They let the intrusive thoughts win
Elizabeth holmes looks like mark Zuckerberg 💀
If this was a company, we would all be scammed😂😂
I’ve heard about the first company but not the rest
Same shit with Cirkul (I think that's what it's called?) You can rip off the plastic covering on the bottom of the flavor cartridge and squeeze the flavor out.
I enjoy this kind of content alot more then the normal skits
Bro took double it and give it to the next person to a whole new level
Still angry that the courts wouldn’t allow the patients to be part of the lawsuit but allowed the investors to sue her.
The thearanos scandal deserved way more time in prison, you can’t just lie about MEDICAL technology! They had multiple tests that were on very important things, and lied about them!
You just had to upload this exactly 1 day before my birthday
Theranos got it's own tv show dawg we all know about it by now 😂
"costed" is NOT a word.😅😂
Cost.
You also forgot to mention Efoods direct. They sold millions in prep food that turned rancid in a few years. Was supposed to last for 25 years. They went out of business and the buyers got stuck with inedible crap. Hope a class action lawsuit is filed someday. Hope karma catches up with them.
Running a Ponzi scheme at age 16 is wild
bro looked like the guy in the beginning
22 years for a financial crime but so many murderers get less than that??? Okay🙄...
The juicer would probably only gained profit if people didn't decide to stick their nose up other people's business.
Feeling bad for the good men out there.
a lot of people think these people should be in prison. I think there are way too many suckers in the world.
*rest in peace kobe bryaint* 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew the juicero would be on this list lmao
I remember the juicer ads!
22 years in prison?? I’m sure he wasn’t the worst
The first girl looks like Zuckerberg 😂😂
The second one wasn’t a scam just a really bad product
She scammed everyone lol. The product doesn't even work. One of her employee knew and killed himself
Because that can be straight up deadly
He didn’t do what people thought they invested in justice. Theranos wasn’t only a way to use 1 drop of blood, lots of tests can do that, the selling point was being able to do near every test at once using that blood which would save tons of money for patients, clinics and hospitals alike.
bro I sold zzz best books at school to raise money for field trips 😭
Imagine paying 900 dollars for a juice machine
700 million dollars and all you have to do is serve 11 years and 3 months?
That’s free damn money.
The Theranos lady should be thrown in jail for life
omg you can also cut the bag open too.
At 22 sentenced for 22 years of prison
That juice one is ridiculous who would pay for a monthly subscription for juice let alone it being in a bag that you can squeeze hahaha😅
Not gonna lie why dors elizabeth looks like mark zuckerberg💀
Holmes should serve at least 40 years.
second one is jokes😂😂😂
I already tought that Saw X was based on elizabeth holmes scams and getting revenge💀
Lomi belongs on this list. It’s marketed & sold as a tabletop composter, but it’s physically incapable of composting anything, and they’re still scamming people.