SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #1: The Squilliam Theory
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There's something fishy going on with Squilliam Fancyson the Third.
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That's some odd timing, 34 seconds ago this was posted.
that is awesome
-the coochie crushers
Cool
Watched
Ty
I love how he’s got basically everything he needs but is still jealous of Squidward
That's how life is
Squidward packin shmeat thats why
Yes I agree
Cause he probably doesn't.
Exes be like that
Also note how Squilliam's paintings don't have unibrows on them. Squidward fan art?
😂😂😂
Oh no...
NOOOO-🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
He stole ittt!!!!!!
Holy shit
Squidward is actually good playing the clarinet, but when he feels insecure he can't do it well (to confirm that, when SpongeBob or someone else cheers him, he plays well) not only has musical talent,he also is an artist in all kinds of art (making sculptures, watercolor or acrylic paintings, abstract style,etc) and maybe the thing of Squilliam being bad at it can be true and he is jelous of Squidward's talent,making him feeling bad in all ways possible to feel better.
I think squilliam is a narcissist and a fake which explains everything.
Squidward is a multitalented boss queen
@@livamgwell there was also that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were blowing bubbles, SpongeBob showed them the correct technique to blowing bubbles and after squidward does it, he goes back to his house and plays the instrument really well
He was also good at it in earlier seasons
1,000th like :)
love how this is how it all started. just a small, simple theory. then it turned into elaborate time travelling ghosts and robot take overs. and of course, the muse saga. love it.
YES,it's fabulous how this became the start of all that
Huh😢
Idk how to handle this information
Lolamayoooooo here b4 this gets 1k likes
Also same
Lol I was the first liike flex flex
@@waskycute shut...
@@renanmendes1299 lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
Me neither
this guy took "your final exam can be about anything " too seriously
Well he nailed it because the Squidward Community College needed that.
And I'm SO glad they did. we got to enjoy this cinematic gem(':
🤣🤣
No, what he took was way too much methamphetamine, and stayed up for a week straight 'researching' Spongebob.
@@fuziontonygaming Imagine not getting an acceptance letter to Squilliam University.
as a clarinet player i can say for sure he is not BAD at all at clarinet, its the instrument itself. it's broken.
There actually was an episode where he had to replace a part in it and it actually worked well after that
What!! No way
I always thought Squilliam was in love or liked Squidward or something because of the way he was always trying to rile him up and get his attention. He’s literally the personification of ‘pull their hair if you like them’ (despite how controversial that saying is. Though maybe Squilliam was raised like that and with that saying, since we don’t really get anything from his childhood, or at least I don’t remember)
"Squidward dated Squilliam" was not a take i was expecting
But it is a take I understand
Ah yes i can’t go one day without thinking about fictional gay octopi….I fucking love the internet😁
Thanks for the spoilers
@@melovil9199 tbf it was on you for going into the comments before finishing the video
@@alexisbloodwood5587 tru
"Why would Squillium hang out with a group of Pearls friends?"
Chris Hanson: "Why don't you have a seat"
Maybe they're hanging out with him....?
He's a sugar daddy that's why
Squilliam in his head: Oh no he’s hot...
To catch a predator
Ow
Even as a kid I noticed pretty quickly that the rivalry between Squidward and Squilliam wasn't like any other.
Besides, the nickname "Squiddy" always felt like an affectionate pet name to me even now.
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dude's 100% a bitter ex who got dumped by Squidward.
Evidence for my second channel's first theory? Yes:
Fun Fact: My biology teacher made us take a test on the “Band Geeks” episode. He just played the episode for us and would pause it when a character was on screen that he wanted us to classify. It was a lot of fun and an easy A.
My lawyers have requested you take this video down immediately
Squilliam Fancyson! I should have known there was more to you then I’ve previously thought, I also didn’t know you would go as far as to bribe the police force just to humiliate squidward, you sir have no boundaries at all.
Salty Bro
Yeah well there in the ocean what did you expect?🤷🏻♂️
daddy
GO TO HELL 👹🔥🔥
Spongebob lore: "...and they were bandmates..."
Spongebob theorists: "oh my god they were bandmates"
what happens in band camp stays in band camp
OG vines
i want to like but i dont want to ruin the 911
Is mayonaise an instument?
@@crazitaco This one time, at band camp...
2 years and this is still one of the most believable theories I've ever seen.
Spongebob was notorious for being something you could watch with your kids and still enjoy.
I love it that his friends are “nicely dressed” is just a extra piece of clothing.
One of them is literally dressed like Spongebob lmao
@@LgMONSTAa My leg!
One just had green shorts.
I mean, tbh Idek if he paid those friends tho, because even if they were supposed to be his "fancy" friends, why tf would they be wearing formal dress clothes outside? It's kinda obvious that even people *that* wealthy would still wear normal clothes. So it's not that sus that they're not "nicely dressed".
@@cashwin45 yeah but at the same time he didn't fix up some of the fish.The small grey fish is just wearing green shorts, that blue fish is didn't even change, and same with the other fish next to her. Sure the lady fish might already be fancy but that theirr every day dress. Squiliam didn't even bother changing them one bit. If he really wanted them to look fancy why not give her a fancy hat or at least give her a small sort of cheap jewelery like a nice pin to just stand out a bit. He could pay the fish with the jewelery he bought for her. I think it's acceptable because I don't think they mentioned his love life.
When your professor says that your thesis topic could be anything
Yeah guility as charged. I made an essay on how I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die is an allegory for imperialism
@@ammymara4868
C- can I see?
@@ammymara4868 Can we see
Not that extreme but I made a big presentation last year about if beer pong should be considered a real sport
@@ammymara4868 Can I see please
Yes I'm rewatching all the spongebob theories and so are you
YOOOO
Every time I rewatch this, I always forget how beautifully the build-up was laid out. I always choke, either on air or my drink (currently tea), from the "big reveal."
AND I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO EIGHTEEN TIMES.
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearl's teenage friends?"
Squilliam: *Sweats in Epstein*
isn't it just theory, don't be pessimist-minded. maybe they're just friends, who knows :D
@@leechee9887 but y would a grown man wanna be friends with a teenage girl? weird
oh no...
Squidward dumped Squilliam because he was into...the younger crowd...
FBI OPEN UP!
It's actually quite a solid theory though.
U have dib as ur profile pic
@@10spongeboiloud36 yes yes i do >:3
Noice
Hey look, a fellow Invader Zim fan. :D
Ah, he pulled a matpat on you. Open the video saying its not serious, ignoring any unsupportive evidence, and making a big deal at the end about something minor.
Always refreshing to see a theory that:
>Plays by the properties' absurd rules instead of trying to explain them in a "logical" manner;
>Is fully aware of its own absurdity;
>Still manages to reach a believable and narrative-appropriate conclusion based solely on extrapolations from actual evidence.
Wow what an interesting theory video, I sure hope the person behind it isn’t being haunted by an unspeakable eldritch horror that is slowly corrupting his very sense of identity
I feel bad for people who clicked off before the big moment
There's a big moment? Time to continue watching :0
dating? 😳
I was almost one of those people. Good thing I always stop to read the comments first.
Thanks bro I almost clicked off
Ayo thanks for the heads up
Lots of people are pointing out the purple doctor fish actually seems like he could work at a pet hospital because of the episode he gave Gary a shot. Looks like I missed that one but my main point that it’s suspicious Squilliam said “dying animal” right after the doctor said they got a report about a dying animal still stands.
Also their isn't even a pet hospital and most hospitals don't treat people and animals maybe the reason he treated gary was to try to seem legit to other members of bikini bottom
this is brillient, this theory is so accurate, keep it up with the good work :)
Do a theory if spongebob knows if he's driving squidward suicidal and spongebob wants to continue doing it, and if squidward is depressed
I jaut got off the skin theory video and now looking watching more spongebob theories
The reason why squillum dose this is becuase he is one of thoses rich people who want to brag to thier siblings they are better
One word that describes it all: "Something fishy is going on here"
THE ENDINNG CHANGES EVERYTHING OH MY GOD WHAT THIS IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY WHATTT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
The love theory explains how squlliam even has squidwards number to call him
Omg so true holy shit
Another thing I noticed was that on the topic of the police working for squilliam, I noticed that the camera man is also the custodian listening to music
Omg big brain
@@kingperson4102 The custodian is Fred. The *”My leg!”* guy.
Woow shit is real😶😶
“Voted most likely to suck ‘eggs’ in highschool”
HOLY SHIT 😳
That's evidence....
is that an innuendo? whats eggs supposed to mean
@apex_XD balls.
r/theyknew
that ending hit hard
"You've reached the house of unrecognized talent" Wow. Never seen or heard such a wonderful line.
i will forever appreciate how not only did you deliever a uniquely amazing story for an ARG, but you made the theories so interesting on their own.
it shows your talent as a storyteller.
Im suprised there hasnt been an episode looking at squidward and squilliams past
IKR!? I've been waiting for an episode like that since I've started writing Squidward & Squilliam stories.
Eventhough I've long since stopped watching Spongebob, I'd totally watch an episode about Squid and Squill's past in a heartbeat!
Especially since that newer episodes are revisiting older ones too
I found out squidward and squilliam in real life are Edward and William
Especially the fact that they made episodes about Mr Krabs and Plankton's past
Slack·tiv·ism exactly
Alex: "Unless . . . They were more than just classmates."
Me: "oh shit."
Also me: "Oh my god, they were roomates."
October Spooks Oh s h i t
Was that a vine reference? xD
"aND thEy WhEre rOoMmATes~~"
@@sunshineee2 Woww they were roomates B)
“No, I ordered an escort”
“RoOmIeS”
I love how you make us seem shocked but at the same time there’s the goofy music playing that makes me interested at first, then burst out laughing.
I feel like their relationship was a case of one being famous and having it all but the one who was famous always knew he wasn’t as good as the one who didn’t make it so he tried to always make sure that he knew he was better
This all actually makes sense, even if it wasn’t intentional
There’s elements of this that I think were definitely intentional
YES IT WAS
It was intentional. You underestimate the genius of stephen hillenburg.
In-"tenticle"
@@jackietra5h918 I don't get it.
Even fictional characters be dodging taxes out here
True!
Well hello, it’s you again
SHUT UP
sup
Hello
This is such an underrated theory of yours, ngl I liked simpler non meta theories, also wish you'd make a sequel to this video exploring their relationships
Went from saying Squilliam is a fraud to Squilliam and squidward are ex-lovers to being eaten by an alien parasitic creature that wants to take over and replace humanity
the ending actually makes sense, cant believe i never caught on before. why else would squilliam be so obsessed & hellbent on impressing squidward? i mean, he literally says "i was only trying to impress you".
Vary true
EXCACTLY!
But in an episode of spongebob squarepants thadeus tries to impress a girl and dates her. Maybe he's bi?
@@o17niki ohhh i remember that episode! could be very possible yeah, excellent point!
@@o17niki octopus and squids are usualy bi in real life, so yeah. Plus the creator was a marine biologyst and made sure that each spiecies was represented coretcly like, spongebob is Ace like irl sea sponge's.
I want to mention that the statue, doesn’t have a unibrow.
It does you gotta look closer I too almost didn't see it
HOL UP-
Nah it’s there, just hard to see
There's one there, but I feel like the builders made a mistake and Squilliam scratched it on there himself.
His unibrow has a statue of its own already.
I have these random phases of binge rewatching these theory videos and this phase could last an entire week of just rewatching these videos. I don’t know why but these videos are so iconic that I always have to come back to these lol.
This is an incredible theory that I’d totally buy into, but I have a nitpick over the ending. Whenever Squidward romantically fantasizes about a relationship, it’s always himself with a female (e.g: him dancing with a lady on a magazine, his dream of marrying a Krabby Patty and having a kid, etc.). So, while it isn’t impossible for Squidward to be in a gay relationship, I have another theory to pose:
Squidward and Squilliam were in love and feuding over the same girl in high school.
A classic rivalry as old as time, Squidward won the affection of a girl whom Squilliam wanted as well and would go to the nail to humiliate Squidward for it. Perhaps this hypothetical lady knew Squidward was more talented than he seemed and knew Squilliam was a fraud hiding behind his money.
Now to explain the robe: in Squilliam’s attempts to win the girl over, he gifted a robe to her. However, she continued to adore Squidward more and ended up leaving it with him, further infuriating Squilliam.
The lengths that Squilliam goes to to humiliate Squidward makes more sense this way. If Squilliam has everything and still wants to make Squidward feel less than, I think it's because Squidward took a girl from him in band class. If they had dated themselves, it wouldn't be the same ire. It has to be something that Squilliam was NOT in control over even with his power (looks?) and influence.
Makes sense
sooo why does Squilliam have paintings of Squidward in his house and why would Squidward go to Squilliam’s concert
Or squidward is bi
he could also just be bisexual if you really want to buy into the original theory
This theory doesn't even FEEL like a theory anymore. like it just is true, like it fits together just so perfectly lol
There’s too many holes though.
Yea I kinda agre
Yep
IKR. honestly one of my favorite theory videos ever (if not my favorite)
Purple fish doctor is an animal doctor too actually.
I saw another theory that Squidward isn't even bad at the clarinet. In the first episodes, he played well. At some point, Spongebob borrows it without asking and uses it to clean a toilet or something else destructive. Every Episode after that, Squidward plays badly. Conclusion: his clarinet is broken
and because he's poorly paid at krusty krab, it seems he can't afford to fix it lmao
There have also been times he plays well, when he's with SpongeBob XD.
Accidently being mutated together via Sandy's teleporter, that music manager guy when he hears the Calarenet playing with SpongeBob Ukulele,
+ when spongbob literaly gifts him new one it works okey
oh is it literaly same episode? shuks
And when Spongebob gives him a driftwood clarinet for Christmas he played it really well
@@aesthetic_wreck5574 there's that time SpongeBob made a giant one out of kelp when squidward came giant
11:31 Only love would drive someone to such lengths. I agree 100% nice work on these. You do a really great job!
Excellent production value on this 👏🏻 the suspense at the end is amazing thank you. Very entertaining
Not to mention, Squilliam also knows all of Squidward’s deepest desires. These aren’t things that you would just tell to anyone. He must’ve been someone significant to Squidward at one point.
SQUIDWARD IS GAY!! OH MY GOD!!
they're exs omfg
:0
*Boyfriends or Ex friends*
They are in the part where he admits he says he wanted to be like him keyword there is “wanted” meaning they have known each other for a while now especially that he knows a lot about him
@@jadeimingan184
Also Squidward really needs to learn you don't need wealth or anything of this stuff to be happy it's Friendship and Friends that's more important but Squidward is too stupid and idiotic to realize that.
Squidward and Squilliam being past lovers was the hot take I never knew I needed.
Headcanon accepted
new -> knew
excepted -> accepted
Make those changes, and I one hundred percent agree. Yes, I am that person.
@@Wandergirl108 nu'thnx
@@charlottesearle7997 just makes it harder for people to understand, but okay
@@timiempire2279 does it? Does it really? 43 people say no
@@charlottesearle7997 they aren't saying no, they have to go through the pain to dissect it, but it's a good comment nonetheless so that's why they are liking the comment(me included)
“Why would Squilliam be hanging around one of Pearl’s teenage friends” 👀 like damn that’s a whole thing right there
@9:52
What if!!???? He never existed and mr fancy pants. Is just an imagination in squidwards head. And squilluam is just an embodiment of squidwards insecurities. Well everything he wished he could be and have.
Growing up and maturing . You get to a certain age. Where you regret wasting your life. And you feel like you failed squilium is his insecurities
I guess the reason Squilliam is going to such lengths to impress Squidward is because he is jealous of Squidward’d tenacity. Despite the struggles Squidward faces, he is still willing to follow his passion and dream. Squilliam on the other hand may have given up on his dreams in order to become rich.
YES, YES, YES, YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!! 👏👏👏
That sounds right. But also there are times squidward one squilliam, such as the bubble bowl, and house fancy. And it may be that squilliam was better than squidward back then, but in order to become rich, he had to abandon his dream. While squidward got to still try and achieve it.
Welp still a better reason than what was showed in the video
Considering his name is “Fancyson” what if it’s less about him giving up his dreams to be rich but it’s possible he’s inherited his fortunes. What if he picked on Squidward because even though he puts on an air of superiority he finds something about Squidward interesting enough to badger and harass him, going at great lengths to waste his inherited fortune. Maybe Squilliam is some passionless person, always having been given anything he ever wanted his entire life, yet he has no talents of his own. Squidward, who isn’t rich but has a home by just having his single fast food job. He isn’t the greatest at the clarinet but he never gives up. Fancyson can’t tread him down no matter how he tries by flexing the only thing that makes him stand out, his inherited money. Squidward WORKED for what he has and though it may not be a mass fortune, he still managed what Squilliam may not be able to. He feels like a failure living a lie and continues to keep up this one sided rivalry with Squidward.
@@chandranapier2259 that actually sounds good. As that fish said, he didn’t even have to touch that clarinet, and he never seems to do anything we could call talent. Honestly it seems that since squilliam has no talent, and only is all big and bad due to his wealth, he most likely would want to make squidward just like he most likely is, a no talent wannabe.
The enemies to lovers to enemies in this one is immaculate
FACTS ion even like enemies to loved buttttt this one kindaaa……………….
Yes
Yes
Noo my fav charather is now gay
@@macoyeu always has been
Just came across your channel out of the blue.
didn't expect this ending. love the theories btw.
I always thought the reason why Squidward hated Squilliam and why Squilliam always acted entitled towards Squidward was because some really bad happened between the two, but never thought it was because they used to date but broke up. The theory makes sense. This means there was a time when Squidward and Squilliam used to be more than just friends, but something clearly happened between them.
Hol up, what if the reason why Squidward is a cashier is because Squilliam took everything from him when they broke up? I mean, high school related relationships rarely end up well for one reason or another. This might also prove a valuable lesson for the people of today's wokojda society, homosexuals are literally JUST people too... they can be just as bad or good as anyone else, they can be just as miserable or entitled and couples of them can be just as manipulative as any other couple. THE LORE OF SPONGEBOB IS SO DEEP OH MY GOODNESS!
Alex bail is the best spongebob theorist to have ever existed, sad he no longer makes Spongebob theory videos but it is understandable why he no longer does so.
This is the answer that makes sense
I always think Squilliam’s unibrow is a fake.
It looks removable, like a doodle mustache, drawn by SpongeBob, that flies like a bird.
@@harrisonstewart3781 My god, so that's where Squidward's hair went
@@merchantziro4285 wasn’t his hair really long and blonde?
@@decimace Not that one, the one made by SpongeBob with the Magic Pencil in the Doodlebob episode.
@@merchantziro4285 ooooh, I see
“Why would anyone go so far to embarrass an old high school band mate?”
Well there was that one time... at band camp
Oh my god thanks for bringing a beautiful part of my memory back
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@@OrangeCreamsicle it’s from American pie funniest movie HIGHLY inappropriate if you’re under age
😂😂😂
This video started a whole new binge for me thx!
Squidward and Fancyson are like The Doctor and The Master, mortal enemies but everyone knows that in the deepest of heart,both love each other
The cast: "And they were classmates!"
Fan-fiction writers: "omg they were "
"classmates" "
#ShippersDestroyLives
@@metaljacket8128100% true
@@metaljacket8128 y u p
#saphoandherfriend
@Sister Bear not and no. Just yes.
Honestly wouldn't surprise me.
Going out with someone who looks almost exactly like Squidward sounds just like something Squidward would do.
holy shit you’re right
theres that episode where squidward goes to the ideal squid society and everybody looks the same so i think you are right
Not only that but he also has a crush on a female squid and they kinda looked alike imo. Either way, this whole theory seems spot on
Well all squids look like him. This one just thinks they are a version of the high elves.
@@nightcrow4508 Bi Squidward confirmed
This video deserves more views and likes I died at the end😂😂 big SpongeBob fan! Love the conspiracies! They seem oddly on point 👀
I had this theory in mind aswell. But you broke it down brilliantly. Nice 😂👍
brb changing my voicemail greeting to "hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent"
I JUST DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭😭
@@lettersforchrist as you should ✨
@@angelag5578 😭 God bless you
@@lettersforchrist I have nothing to say except I love your name-
@@littlemonster6939 thank you!! Are you a Christian? Because I am and I love Jesus!! What's ur tiktok lol
The real telling fact was that Squilliam’s statue had no unibrow.
It does have one. It's just white
It's just far above his forehead
Uhm actually it does it's just White
What if squilliam bought squidwards house bc first off u would think that squidwards house Is meant to be of himself well yeah but at second glance the house clearly has a unibrow while squidward has no eyebrows.. Plus squidward works at the Krusty Krab there no way he could afford a house like that while my boi spongebob lives in a pineapple 😂
@@grisannetr1146 I’m pretty sure that’s just reflecting light.
Don’t forget that this is just for some massive multi website arg
It became it by the third part
I watched this show until i was like 14-15 (idk exactly when) and this jist blew my mind how I didn't see half of this stuff when i was younger! Ik it's a theory but even still that's some good detective work to put together.
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearls teenage friends?"
*DUN DUN*
Down oceanically
I always welcome Law and Order memes lmao
Epstein didn't kill himself 😂
“im Chris Hanson from dateline nbc”
OI OPRN UP SPUILLIAM THIS THE FISH BI(fbi)
When Squilliam said "Your a cashier!" Then proceeds to laugh. I laugh too. Then I realize I'm a cashier... I'm squidward
I'm squidward, I'm squidward, I'm squidward squidward squidward
@@thepiemonk8 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward . . . I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
@@nichoudha meow
I'm sorry i couldn't resist
Hiiiiiiiiiii Squidward
It's even worse when you also play the clarinet 😭 🙋
Let’s be real here, we always thought his name was Squilliam Fancypants
My question for Alex: did you always intend on having this series belong to an ARG, or did you think of the ARG later?
To other people: I actually first watched the videos by “This Place is not Happy” before eventually being led to this channel.
"If this is such a prestigious college, how did spongebob and patrick get in?" Burn.
Ok but consider this...
What if Squilliam, because he was spying on Squidward as you've somewhat proven, heard of SpongeBob and Patrick's New Year Resolution because he probably kept an eye on them as he knew they annoy Squidward more than anything else.
So when making the band class he sent them an invitation to join just so they could annoy Squidward even more before he humiliates him with his trap? That's how those two idiots got in.
Everyone knows Patrick is a genius
Plot twist, their still dating and squidward just has a degradation kink.
I- please 🤺🤺
‼️🤔 ... 😭❓❓
👀💅🏻
That's enough internet for one week.
💀😭💀😂😂I-
Said ward IS a good artist, the whole point of his character is that his hubris and pride gets in the way. Because when he doesn’t care about his art, he does extremely well. Honestly, even when he does care he has great mastery over many many mediums, but he only ever makes art of Himself. Which isn’t even a bad thing. The old Masters did self portraits all the time because it was cheap and you didn’t have to pay a model.
Time to come back and watch these absolute gems
I was deadass about to click off the video then you said "wait."
same
Same. Now, a time of silence to all those who clicked off.
I’m so glad I waited that ending is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
Same
Same
Bonus Theory:
Squilliam payed Nickelodeon to make those Squidward Torture episodes. That's re are so many now, because he bribed Nickelodeon to make Squidward loose more often.
Edit: Wow, this became quite popular. Thanks guys!
BRUH XD
I'm pretty sure the "Squidward Torture" episodes were an inside joke geared towards the original character artist who came up with the look for the show, Michael Todd White. Todd White being the lead character artist/background designer from 1999 to 2000, abandoning the show in favor of seeking a career in painting. (Worth mentioning that Todd White plays Clarinet on top of being a painter. He also knows Martial Arts, I know Squidward doesn't do Karate. But maybe the idea for SpongeBob's Karate came from Todd White).
So whenever they make fun of or abuse Squidward, they're likely taking shots at Todd White for leaving the SpongeBob gravy Train early.
@Megachamp
Bonus Bonus Theory:
Squidward is retaliating by paying mid-level CZcamsr Alex Bale to either expose or blaspheme Squilliam. Seems like a perfect ploy because Squidward doesn’t have that high of a budget and Alex Bale doesn’t have too much of a fan base.
“Squidward torture episodes” 😂
Bro do you have Instagram?
You deserve a full round of applause for this video. What a Masterpiece 🏆
I just relooked at his sponge bob theories and from what all the theories are, I think that they all symbolize the muse and its take over
Especially in don’t feed the muse 2’s theory, it’s about alien jellyfish making clones of someone and taking out the original
I CAN'T UNSEE THAT LAST THEORY THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOVERS
An abuse relationship
@@tangohead3275 kinky
SAME
Same....My childhood is ruined
Squidward goes out an a date with a woman in a few episodes implying that he’s straight
“Sucked eggs in high school” OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS
Edit: eggs are slang for balls in Spanish
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Uhhhh......
Let me pretend I didn't see the comment.....
h
“Just try to picture him in his underwear... OH NO, HE’S HOT!!!”
Guess Squidward was the bottom
Then again, tops can do that too, and usually the pompous rich guy is the bottom.
Switches, hell.
Usually I leave sex out of the equation, i mean, it's a fucking kids show cartoon, but that comment just got my mind going.
Now for the ultimate question Alex needs to answer: Does Squilliam want to get back together?
When squilliam said something about sucking eggs in high school 😭😭😭😭😭 man this is a f-ing cartoon😭😭😭😭🤯
Squilliam: overt (grandiose) narcissism
Squidward: covert (vulnerable) narcissism
This is brilliant lmaoo
A+
This should be used in pyche classes
This is exactly what my last relationship was like...
Nah, Squidward has a conscience, he just acts mean because he doesn't want to be vulnerable. Way deep down he's a decent guy.
This guy "Why does Squidward have Squilliam's robe?"
Me "OOOOOOO I get it, Squidward and Squilliam are the same person and all these episodes are just Squidward hating himself"
Proceeds to watch the rest of the video
Me "Oh... you went a completely different direction with that."
That's actually a good theory jo5 allot of evidence to back it up.hut not bad
Lol me too
I like yours too.
@OHGAS this is a sick observation ngl
Squilliam is the Tyler Durden of Spongebob
2:27 the green fish were also at the zoo with Clamoo as zoo employees, so maybe having them with the doctor made it seem like they came from an animal-care related establishment
squidward really dated himself with an unibrow
PLS😭
I'd date myself with a unibrow
I'll do the same hehe
Sylki moment
I believe that squidward and squiliam didn’t date, squidward legit has a crush on a girl squid and spongbob coaches him to help him on his date, either squidward is bi or that last theory that they dated is untrue
Sqillium is definitely the bitter ex who never got over Squidward and has dedicated his whole life to tormenting him because even though he hates him, he’s still hopeless and pathetically obsessed and wants to show how much better he is without him. His every action might as well be accompanied by a full orchestral symphony arrangement of the song “Gives You Hell”.
Nice profile picture
@@anthonymacas407 thanks
Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head for a while... lol
@@uouq9558 yw
Daaaaamn, nooo waaaaay. You really blew my mind with this video🤯😂
Sometimes the curtains are just blue but it's amazing the in depth lore that people are able to develop off of something the original creators maybe did or maybe didn't intend.
my friend: “what’s wrong?”
me: “watch this.”
my friend: “o h f u c k”
Yeah
squidward is gay confirmed
Precisely
@@alphayun7401 no I remember him having a crush on a girl in one episode.
Squidward is bi confirmed.
or maybe pan idk
@@annika_1578 well if he was into a girl no question differently bi or pan lol
"You can connect the dots and find some very interesting stories"
Me watching this after the Mrs. Puff theory : *YOU DONT SAY*
Same
Same
@@sophisticatedindividual3225 same
@@braderaku same
@@nomazulu same
0:10 if this was posted in the twenty fourth century this moment would have been time stamped a million times
You know, I feel bad for Squilliam; it's not his fault, it's the creators, because they set this up to loath him - but were actually brainwashed by Squidward into doing it, because Squidward really hates everyone and wants us to sympathize for him(even at the wrong times).
Makes sense. Both of them are so egotistical that they'd date someone who looks just like them.
but remember the neighborhood of octopi? all of them look identical it's just like a human dating someone of the same race
@@defsouul3127 Good point
I want not only this Complexity
of Story,
but even literally this 'kind' of Character and Plot Twist
IN POKEMON.
I want someone like Rich-Squid
be a Rival or a Side-Character in Pokemon
and have him turn out to be an Impostor.
Rich BUT sad.
@@defsouul3127 true 🤣 they aren't dating someone who looks just like them they are just dating the same fish species in this case another squid. 😂
@@defsouul3127 same race couple!?! Cringe!
Ever since that confession Squilliam made, his whole intent has been REAL shady... Pretty sure this is all absolutely spot-on. He's always sort of been a reflection of what Squidward wants to be, but this video's ending is pretty convincing in explaining the root of his vengeful nature. I think that doctor was also the one who administered snail plasma to Gary/Spongebob, but that whole plot line itself was jarringly different from the usual, and thus, in my mind, the doctor has in fact been permanently condemned to the "shifty characters" category lol
Thanks for checking it out, your Spongebob theories were a big inspiration!
@@AlexBaleFilms your theory was amazing and that last part was a BIG plot twist
@@PizzA_TimE
It's a popular headcanon in the SpongeBob fandom.
It was a great theory though and the idea that Squilliam stages Squidward's downfall is so plausible and yet unique! Love it!
@@emmytweetie2177 ikr!
so it's the guy who thought that a candy maker spied on 5 children, thinks that- nah let's cross that off the list
They were roomates 😳
I dont think that last one is right but all those other ones freaked me out.