SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #6: The Goofy Goober Alien Death Cult Theory
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Written, Directed and Edited by Alex Bale
3D Modeling and Animation by Andrew Bell
Production Assistant Jenavieve Verley
Special thanks to Animal Atlanta for letting us film there!
Twitter: / alexbalereal
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Patreon: / alexbale
0:00 - Intro
2:33 - The Cult of Goofy Goobers
9:46 - Don't Eat The Ice Cream
15:43 - The Spongebob Movie
23:09 - Conclusion
All clips used fall under fair use.
All characters and corporations or establishments appearing in the sponsored ad are fictitious. Any resemblance to real companies or persons is purely coincidental.
No animals were harmed in the making of this video. - Zábava
"One of cults main thing is that they strip you from your identity" - The SpongeBob Guy, formerly know as Alex Bale
hah great quote. do you know what song is playing at 19:47 though?
The Muse stripped of him of his identity
As he posts a video of SpongeBob accepting himself as a goofy goober, he before didn't want to accept himself as the SpongeBob guy , now does.. hmm just a thought
@@marivelcaballero12
We are gonna need to find out more about this creature that lurks in his house!!!!!!!
The thing is though there’s different kinds of cults that don’t have the identity striping aspect. I think it’s a reason many still are active because nobody realises that
The only other restaurant that made their customers wear hats and stuff was Plankton when he started selling Krabby Patties, and HIS goal was to LITERALLY mind control and enslave his customers. May just be a coincidence, but it’s still funny
Edit: PLEASE, read the whole text carefully before you comment…
Ironic
The goal of the supposed Goofy Goober cult is a mass suicide, and Plankton simply wanted to overwork the citizens until they die
Third
Yeah. The only difference is that plankton literally tried to start a totalitarian nation
@@Chris-cv7hk I've commented that. The only difference is the Plankton failed and GG sect succeeded.
i never expected to hear "heavens gate" and "goofy goober" in the same sentence
what a time to be alive
Ikr
Two years later I still also dont
Extra detail I just noticed rewatching the theory again: the two people who casually “interfere” with Spongebob fully joining the Goofy Goober Cult are Movie Neptune (who quite literally “interrupts” in the perfect moment) and Mindy, Movie Neptune's teenage daughter. Not only does it ally with the Neptune Theory of Movie Neptune and Mindy being hired actors for the movie, BUT it also aligns with the Television Theory: the writers are trying to pull Spongebob away from the cult because... there's no show without Spongebob.
Damn, good catch!
Okay bingeing these was not on my schedule today but now I must.
222nd like (sorry)
holy shit
That works perfectly.
This was the most morbid way to say "hey i got a new cat!"
*had a new cat
@@reggiesmemestash5773 Yes
@@reggiesmemestash5773 gosh ;-;
ZX159G i found the password
This actually has a lore reason there's a video on it that I watched a couple days ago that goes into the story behind the spongebob guy. Should go give it a watch
I swear this man can make a full blown college essay of why Wyoming does/doesn’t exist
It doesn't lmao Wyoming more like Wyomnot
what the fuck is a “wyoming”
@@user-vo6xf1fp2w it's a country/ city idk lmao
@Billiam its a country/ city
Wieoming what’s that
I fell asleep with this playing in the background and you can imagine how crazy that damn dream was💀
nahh if u still remember the dream u fr gotta tell us what the heck happened
DO AS I COMMAND
wait yall get dreams? I just sit in a void and talk to a Fuckin kirby 02 looking bullshitty deity about my day. :P
@@shaneburdette1892 HELP YOU WHAT?! NAHH
@@shaneburdette1892Atleast it’s Kirby
The live chat whent from "im a goofy goober yeah" to "WHAT" its like a cult member being broken out of the in docration
The fact that he can say Goofy Goober so freaking seriously is just unbelieavable.
HE DOESN’T EVEN SKIP A BEAT TOO 😭
It’s actually a common thing people always say you can’t say certain words in an angry way like bubbles YOU CAN TOTALLY SAY BUBBLES MAD
@@dragonkidd1644 idk man I just tried and I giggled every single time
@@dragonkidd1644 Depends on the context. If you're actually ticked off and the argument is related to bubbles, sure, you can say it without laughing. If you're doing it for no reason, however, I don't doubt at least 1 out of 2 people would at least chuckle.
@@lilsquiddle1964 I can actually do it pretty good with no context
Not gonna lie, even though all this is just a part of one big ARG, the theories are actually pretty solid.
They’re found online just look up the title and you can find it
Edit: this comment was 2 years ago so ofc now if you look it up this arg is going to show up and the old search results would be buried
wait its an arg?
@@sarinabina5487 watch the end
@@Crabgar Did you not see the suckers on her hand?
Agreed.
More evidence that the ice cream has drugs in them is in Nicktoons Unite, Spongebob says this "Wake up, Spongebob , you must of had to much ice cream last night!"
I’m legitimatly scared of this mans search history
“Sponsored by Happy Meat Farms”
Does anyone want to tell him?
What a nice sponsor that totally has nothing to do with an alien death cult or anything :)
Here we go😄
@@stickbar_ No it’s where the monster in the darkness is from
At lest they don’t add chemicals in the sold meat.
What are you talking about? Happy meat farms is nice organisation which loves animals and doesn't do anything immoral/sketchy/illegal. Please don't listen to any rumours about happy meat farms they are all wrong and false and happy meat farms only cares about the safety of animals. Please stop talking about happy meat farms doing anything bad, happy meat farms only does good. This is because happy meat farms is very good.
The fact that he’s able to create these SpongeBob theories AND show off his film-making skills is just amazing. It makes me really happy to see
Facts I’m in love with this whole subplot of Alex having to deal with the Shadow monster who feeds him the theories. I don’t want the theories to end but I’d love to see what becomes of this and how the story ends
Well of course he is the basement creature is giving him both obviously
Dude I feel bad for Alex, the ending got me emotional man. I don't want you to be the spongebob guy I want alex to be something much more...but it's weird because this is how alex possibly make your money I think? so if you suddenly change then you'd lose a giant audience, I'd like to see more of your cinematography, this has a deep meaning and you're asking for help. I am truly sorry that you are known as the spongebob guy as you have so much more skill in you more than just telling theories
@@solalabell9674 what if the shadow is the youtube algorithm
@@Tomi-berry All of these are films if you didn't know...
"All bubble blowin babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar." 😂😂
Thanks for saying the full thing, I could never make the whole thing out
"...bar."
@@an-animal-lover no problem 😊
@@gneurshk_I'm so happy I'm not the only one thinking exactly this
The shot composition at the ending scene was really neat, allow me to analyze for a moment:
1. in my interpretation, putting individuals at different heights creates a sense of dominance and superiority, the monster is quite literally a level above alex here - whereas before, alex was always the one who had to come down to its level - which cinematically demonstrates the shift in control here (as seen in the monster eating the cat despite it not being offered, it just took it instead of being given the meat). what was once a symbiosis has turned into a parasitic relationship.
2. Alex is forced to look UP to the creature - whereas before they saw eye to eye (literally) - which is also metaphorical as he is looking up to this monster for guidance and spongebob theories. And at the same time, this creature is looking down at alex, seeing him as a lowly pawn and a means to get his meat. (side theory/analysis: i think this creature is also a metaphor for us as an audience, a presence that is taking over his life, demanding to be ‘fed’ (content) and our growing insatiable hunger for more theories are taking over his life (since i’m sure crafting these theories takes a LOT of time). oh and the bottles it gives alex? perhaps a parallel to commenters and other people suggesting ideas for him to look into.)
3. Alex appears to be in a basement, which isn’t just to add to the creepy atmosphere! Generally speaking, one can’t usually leave or escape a house from a basement, you usually have to go up to the main floor to do so… but the creature is blocking off his exit, he’s literally trapped by this monster just like how he’s trapped making these spongebob videos.
4. I just wanted to point out that the obvious yellow light (in addition to the yellow clothes and other objects in later videos) clearly is meant to represent how spongebob is taking over his life. BUT what i also noticed is that the doorframe and the yellow make a YELLOW RECTANGLE, y’know LIKE SPONGEBOB! AND ITS LITERALLY LOOMING OVER ALEX LIKE SIME SORT OF OMNIPRESENCE!!!
5. oh yeah also alex is slowing being engulfed by darkness, especially when the monster is around… need i say more?
Alex, my man, my dude, the level of detail and thought you put into the shots of these snippets of short films in these videos are astounding, and picking them apart is a lot of fun! great work!!!!
Who hurt you? [this is a joke, but seriously how on gods green earth does one analyze this much from like- 50 seconds?
This is an amazing analysis! I love how youtube allows for so many creative horror video ideas, stretching the limits how how and where it can show up, seriously love the ongoing story throughout these videos they are well written and shot
I have been looking for someone who got it. Alex is a creative genius
@@shaneburdette1892 i’ve just been taught art and media analysis and it’s stuck! and honestly that knowledge has been such a blessing because i can enjoy and interpret things on a much deeper and artistic level !!!
@@claire.john6728 thanks and ikr?! finding well thought out, passionate, and creative videos is getting harder to come by nowadays unfortunately. the content farms on youtube have completely swamped the site with toxic waste, so it’s always so nice to find something made with love and care, like this video!
“What other restaurant has not just employees, but customers that always dress up in a specific way?”
**Me, wearing my Burger King crown**
**Cat maid cafes be like**
Well in that case, you’re f…ed
Ridden any planes lately, king?
@@allenmaask6448 lol
I immediately thought of Johnny Rockets
Can't remember if this was mentioned in this video but the aliens from Atlantis have a thing for ice cream. Like the weapons shoot ice cream, and they can turn things into exclusively ice cream. So maybe those are the aliens they worship. I just thought it fits with the theory.
This makes so much sense
While a good point there is a question. How did anyone find out the Atlantians turned all their weapons and such into Ice Cream Dispensers? If I recall. They say that they had converted all their technology after they decided to hide away the city. So it then leads to the question. How did people find out?
@@linhero797 Well it was said that they gave bikini bottom there technology, so obviously they did meet them.
Lol
no fucking way
Imagine your in a forest at night and you hear a few people quietly chanting while each word is slightly stretched out "I'm a goofy goober yeah, (slightly demented) you're a goofy goober yeah! (Getting closer to you) we're all goofy goobers yeah"
I'd run for my life
Im so invested in the monster plot im watching the theory for hints of alex bale lore than spongebob lore. The amount of horror and dread every time “the spongebob guy” is on the screen at the end is impeccable
Thing about his theories are that there’s always something that explains everything unlike other theories I have seen and this makes me fully believing in it
I agree 100%.
@Voltinax not really. i mean everything he said made sense… he backed up everything said in this video and didn’t leave anything unanswered so obviously they’re pretty convincing
Believe in GG
@@memory3727 I ain't joining a cult
This dude needs to be called Plastic Man with the amount of shit he stretches
I’m curious about what Alex’s take on the Flying Dutchman would be.
Yeah, I'm curious too
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Maybe that's #7? I hope.
I'm waiting for this.
@@angelaumayam8746 7 is going to be about that creepy Rock Bottom place where everyone blows raspberries before talking, he leaked the title on his Twitter
i live for alex's storytelling, the theories are amazing but the fact that he's framed them within this mini-mystery of this deal with an entity is just the icing on the cake. so much talent and skill for one person!
I know your seen as the spongebob guy, but your story telling and photography is absolutely amazing and brilliant, I always wait until the end just to make sure I didn't miss any of your amazing bonus clips, keep up the good work man!! ❤
If this is all true, then actual props to the writers of spongebob for putting this into the show
No it is not
@@DGincorporated1 shhhhhhh🤫
😂
@@DGincorporated1 boooooo
of course it is..
Squidina's presence is definitely the strongest theory in this whole video.
It’s only a matter of time before Spongebob quits the Krusty Krab and fully becomes a Goofy Goober
But squidina's first appearance was when Sandy, Pearl and SpongeBob went to the moon. So that means that's that's not squidina
@@Everworks Literally 1984
@@saulg00dman_ You know know Vail?
is nobody else sad about the cat? like i’m over here crying 😭😭
Yeah. The moment I saw the cat, I skipped over the following ARG film breaks. I knew where it was going and just couldn't watch it so I didn't get even sadder. :(
@@MadameCreme you people baffle me. Its fake. Nothing happened.
The fact that this video is a joke/only made to boost a ARG
Its a surprisingly great theory, i could probably accept it as canon
The next theory should be: remember that spongebob episode where Patrick turned smart? Near the end of the episode there was a literal field of Starfish heads. Something’s definitely up with that…
I think they were brain corals
I think they were brain corals
For what it's worth, I'd really like to see an in-depth analysis of Patrick. Patrick was a super playful kind of stupid during the first three seasons, but during the next parts of the show, he just becomes an asshole. Maybe there's more to it? Maybe he has a dark past too? We will never know...
@@stefanpopescu5372 the theorizer did a theory on this. it's pretty good czcams.com/video/sRQk-ef1ULg/video.html
YES
The fact that he did one about Goofy Goobers being an alien death cult is very similar to Alex's character situation with his Muse. It came into his life when he was at his lowest, made him give it offerings for knowledge, even a living creature, made Alex rely on him, and changed his identity into the spongebob guy. Like in the end of the video it usually said Alex Bale, now it says the spongebob guy. The Muse has turn Alex into his follower and everytime he tries to break free, it temps him back with more conspiracies.
Omg you're right
I already found holes in his theory, the employees didn't go drunk from ice cream
" so yeah I'm a kid" - spongebob
Also the shape of the spaceships are different and spongebob can't breathe in space
@Da Cashman Right now just the Spongebob Theory #3 and up are connected to the ARG
I think it’s strange how the SpongeBob movie had two crusty crabs and then after that there was never a second Krusty Krab ever again. Would it be possible that the entire movie was in a dream SpongeBob or Patrick had and that none this ever actually happened
Either that or Krusty Krab 2 was only a fictional location created for the movie but the in-universe producers destroyed it and then pulled a Men In Black on Bikini Bottom, erasing their memories and making them forget Krusty Krab 2 entirely. Of course, there needs to be an explanation for how that works, but that's all I can think up right now..
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that at the beginning on this video during the random word generator joke he just showed us the name of the next 2 theories showing that they are pretty easy to notice but they are just hard videos to make good job Alex!
Somebody commented saying that "The flying Dutchman" would make a great one. I agree. He doesn't have much back story and he's everywhere
I think we've seen his corpse before. What if he was the captain on the Mauna loa
The Theorizer made a good video about The Flying Dutchman’s backstory
@@TrustandFollowJesus oh that's a good theory too shit
@@MiloMurphysLaw oh? I didn't know that since I do not watch his videos, but I shall check it out
That sounds good, but I’d be more interested in seeing one about Plankton. I know that they already revealed his childhood origin in the Friend Or Foe episode, but his technological prowess and marriage to an AI still have a ton of potential for exploration. I was also considering Larry the Lobster at first, but realized that there’s not much to go on with him.
*When Alex finishes all of SpongeBob’s theories*
Alex: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember y’all in therapy!
What u mean alex makes them becuase he dont
I mean he can maybe try to find some theories about other shows
Wait why? He has gone trough Pizza time Pizza and Promos. If that didn't cause him trauma why a... Walking?... Crawling?... Blob would do it?
How was this comment posted 83 years ago?
@@johnrr2006 this is just name tag 83 years it says 2 days
i honestly think that the horror segments of these videos are underrated, i used to skip them but i was totally missing out, i always thought the creator vs demmand (best way i can word it) trope of getting tired of what made you popular was realistic, considering how ive seen it with several creators in real life (bosh, litterally any tf2 content creator, ETC) this is a great spin on it, excelent cenematography
Notice that the kids greet Goofy by stretching out one hand, and in Goofy Goober theme song they raise their arms up like many cultures do while chanting the prayer
Everyone: “oh yes! Another theory!”
Me: “yes! Another installment of the Alex Bale Monster Allegory saga!”
Facts!
Ha ha facts
The saga is better than his actual short films
Fax
Me to
Alex bale is the only man that is capable of making the lines:
"I'm a goofy goober"
"You're a goofy goober"
"We're all goofy goobers!"
have hidden lore and dark meaning
and be utterly horrifying
so true.
Matpat too
I haven't seen the vid yet but it reminds me of we all flote down here from it
Can someone explain? 🥲I see how it’s hidden lore and dark I’d appreciate if someone explains what makes it hidden lore and WHAT IS the dark meaning?🤯🤯💯thank you! I have a concussion atm so don’t judge lol
It’s funny how he made a video about a cult while be in a ARG that’s kinda like a cult
Bro, 17:13 Mr Krabs was like: What’s happening right now?
Theory: Alex actually just wanted to show off his cat
Yes🤣😀
What cat...
His cat is the bestest cat ever, who disagrees?
It was, until... well...
@@kianabbsi I have A Cat Her Name is Cupcake She is also an Orange Tabby She is 12 Years old and will 13 on November 7th as A Kitten She loved to tear up Paper Towels and Toilet Paper
I can’t tell if he genuinely enjoys making SpongeBob theories or if he believes that he still has to do this to show off his craft because at this point I would watch anything this guy put out.
he's been planning all this for a very long time. Look into the happy meat farms arg
Both, he likes them obviously because he still made them before they got popular. But he also wants his films recognized too
it's a part of the ARG (Alternative Reality Game). a very gob thicc juicy arg
Oh don't fall for it he is indoctrinating you into his cult
@@utubeiskaren7796 oh- ok, good to know!
Job: appreciates the workers
Alex: "THEY MUST BE A CULT!"
does anyone else notice that in the Atlantean episode they have a machine that turns random everyday objects (like a comb) into ice cream? and when asked what else it can turn things into, the king says that “it actually only makes ice cream, we haven’t found a way to work out the bugs on that yet,” or something to that affect and i just find that really interesting on top of everything else discussed in this video.
and the aliens that appear in front of Patchy that shrank Encino and put it back to its original size? and the part where he’s singing the back in Encino song during his hallucination, what’s also interesting to me is the thing that breaks him out of it & back to reality is when his ice cream cone falling into the grass.
Oh my goodness, so Patchy was being brainwashed into becoming a Goofy Goober but he was set free?
@@dafilmqueen556 possibly could be interpreted that way!
he has a cat named gary now. this signifies that he has lost his resolve and is now just the spongebob guy. maybe the cult theory is parallel to 'real life'. by naming a cat gary, he has submitted to the cult and pledged his soul to the theory maker.
Well, you know how people are saying how Spongebob’s characters are related to the 7 deadly sins? He’s probably doing that. So yes, I agree with you.
@@bowiethebuffoon4873 and maybe each video can sort of be referencing Himself
He ‘had’ a cat named Gary… what I find more interesting is the fact that the creature had tentacles like squidward, speaks with the same grammer as mr krabs and has a voice like a demented Patrick.
@@Timetraveler2411 not just that, They gave him a Bottle which seems to represent the Secret Formula but as Theories Instead
Nice more theories
This series went from 0-100 real fucking quick.
yes
Tis equivocally what I was thinking.
At this point we aren't even caring about the theories but about the arg I swear that as soon SpongeBob theories come out i instantly watch them
You mean 50-100 really fucking quick?
also you can say that spongebob becoming the goofy goober wizard could relate to cults as well. ascension being key things in some cults (ascensionism, heaven's gate, etc). most importantly in some of them, have certain events to display their powers and gift. Like idk a whole ritual or even song they sing to set one's soul free and have them ascend too. doesn't that sound familiar?
we see that happen in the movie, and after the fight it was revealed to be fake. so could the last fight be just a whole stunt to get people invested in the cult, though they were lucky it actually worked? could it be that spongebob rose the ranks in the cult, and having ties with them and have access to this sort of "power"?
even the lyrics to goofy goober rock are cultish.
starts with the original song/mantra.
"Put your toys away. Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play" - talking about not listening to authorities.
"...When you say I'm a kid. I say, say it again. And then I say thanks" - embracing being a goofy goober.
"...you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free." - you will ascend, if you join us.
then ends with the original song/mantra.
This is the darkest and the scariest SpongeBob theory of all time I never felt anything like this before.
I would also point out how perhaps Spongebob Fully Embracing the Goofy Goober is what caused his character to become even more childish in the following seasons after the movie. The Cult literally broke him.
Or maybe cause just Hillenburg wasn't the showrunner anymore. Pff
@@zisist5493 Nope. Nuts did it.
Out of universe: Hillenburg
In universe: Goofy Goober.
Also, I have the same idea about Goofy goober and mid season SpongeBob.
Hillenburg has said that the first Spongebob Movie is canonically the last thing to happen in the show
@@Sir_Crow The Nuts Brainwashed him. This goes far deeper than you will ever understand.
If you tie in both the theory and the actual lore, there's something in common. The theme of the theory is that Goofy Goobers is pulling strings on people. The current scenario in the lore is that the beast is pulling strings on Alex Bale on making spongebob theories. My best guess to the tie is that this solo theory isn't only another one made by the beast, but is also a hidden message from Alex Bale himself. Pretty much Alex Bale telling us about how he's being played and toyed like a puppet, and at some points doing things that he doesn't want to do. It's a wildcard I'm throwing upon the table, but it's decently solid.
Damn that makes sense
maybe the entire theory series is actually about what's happening to him? there are FOUR theories about fake identities, (neptune stealing poseidon's throne, which is basically his identity, mrs.puff changing her identity, squilliam pretending to be loved and famous and hiring actors to pretend to be his friends, and mr.krabs pretending to be pearl's dad) and TWO about being manipulated and controlled (this one, and the television theory). maybe he's been replaced by a clone and forced to disconnect from his family due to this monster?
This isn't just a wildcard in this whole deck. At the end of Theory 5, Alex doesn't get a scroll for Theory 6, he actually sits down and begins to write the Theory himself.
This also ties with the evolution theory the monster ate the cat right? Just like the fish eat other fish!
THERE’S AN ENTIRE *UNO DECK* OF GOOD POINTS IN THIS THREAD 🪡
Bro, you totally ruined all my childhood SpongeBob memories.
And for some reason I like it
Wait, goofy goobers is lacking one more element of cults: forcing you away from your friends and family. And while spongebob and Patrick are eating there, they still have contact with their friends and family.
They did it to equities it happens to employees who like Patrick and sponge bob used to be costumers
One thing that wasn't mentioned at all though was the Weenie Hut franchise. It only appears in a couple episodes but it's worth looking into.
What about SUPER Weenie Hut jr?
Or
SUPER SUPER Weenie Hut jr
@@danielsurvivor1372 it was a similar ice cream parlor but with no entertainment or stage. I think it's safe to assume that Weenie Hut Jr. is the safest place to get ice cream in Bikini Bottom
Don’t worry I’ll be mentioning weenie hut jr in a future video, they’re not so innocent either…
@@AlexBaleFilms you got to call the SCP Foundation on that thing in your house or something
@@AlexBaleFilms yeah call the government about the the creature in your house or SCP foundation
Stephen Hillenburg: If we make the ice cream act like achohol, we can entertain an older audience!
Alex "The Spongebob Guy" Bale: *THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE*
“Yeah the adults are gonna laugh at this joke”
Alex: THIS IS NOT A JOKE THEY ARE MONSTERS, FUCKING *MONSTERS*
I cried at age 4 watching the scene where Spongebob and Patrick were dying under that heat lamp.
I cried at age 23 when SpongeBob and Patrick were dying under that heat lamp.
I don't know what that means
Anyone ever notice the show has only one of each main character outside of family members/special episodes but in jail that plankton was sent to there is a whale that looks like pearl?
Another point about the end of the movie is that Spongebob is using the “power of the goofy goober” to save everyone, even royalty. He has basically taken the position of a recruiter in the cult and is giving everyone else a reason to back it. That would be like someone relying on the power of Chuck E Cheese to pull out of a hostage situation.
Or the power of the McNuggets to stop a war
more like totalitarianism
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out."
"Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
The Book of Truth.
Hell yeah
That's why I honestly don't buy this one. Plus it would also go against the Mrs.Puff video or the television video.
Y'know, if you take this theory and buy into it, it honestly really explains a lot about how Spongebob would be portrayed as a character moving forward in the show's runtime.
Spongebob, after his rebirth, is shown to be very different in the seasons after the movie. He's always been fun-loving and had carefree idiocy, but those traits seem to be more exaggerated in later seasons. Could this be a result of the rebirth perhaps? No longer easily giving into his other emotions because he has seen the light and he knows that his true fate is sealed. This could also be applied to Patrick as well, now a shell of his former self. Once a a slow and dopey fellow with a heart of gold, and now a braindead idiot who can be very aggressive and impulsive. I think it's very well possible that their rebirths did a number on the both of them, far greater than we'd realized until now.
That almost makes me forgive 5 seasons of bad writing. That’d be crazy if they were just dragging us along for the ride the whole time
@@zackfirex1009 yup same
@@zackfirex1009 they really need to implement this into the show and allow them to over come the cult and then they can go back to good writing
too bad it's a children's show and can't have cult themes
czcams.com/video/pj3AB4Y00xI/video.html ..
And to add more fuel to the fire,this technically also kinda tackles in real life too when it comes to most celebrities. Kid/Teen Celebrities to be exact.
At first,the Kid/Teen Celebrity acts all wild,carefree,and having a good time just having fun. You know,how all of us used to act like that back then when we were kids.
But as the Kid/Teen Celebrity grows older and into adulthood or young adulthood,they changed for the worse:
▫️Constantly being violent and impulsive towards others
▫️Them being so rude towards their fans
▫️ Constantly getting into lots of drugs and/or sex(And possibly crime) without any form of reason
▫️While at the same time,acting completely aimless and out of their minds,feeling like they were being trapped and their childhood/teenhood was their trauma
▫️And many people would hate that their perfect childhood icon would be acting like this. So they'd either ridicule them,shame them,or in the very worse case scenario,be in total denial that it's still the same person that they saw all those years ago and get defensive(A Brittany Spears Fanboy for instance).
While some Kid/Teen Celebrities managed to suffered from this,but managed to recover afterwards (Which is extremely rare nowadays),but sadly not all of them managed to recover from that darkness.
I think it is so cool that alex made a reference to the next theories in the part where he mentioned the random word generator. 😂❤
FINNALY I know where that SpongeBob and Patrick melting under stress scene came from
As someone who sang the Goofy Goober song over and over again, as a Kid, this theory is just terrifying. Great job again Alex.
🔫 Get back
As someone who sings the Goofy Goober theme song as an adult every day this is terrifying
Yep me to
@@101caoimhe same
But no one realises that Alex is worshiping mr krabs and I know it mr Krabs in the dark cause he has the voice
The amount of effort your putting into this is insane. First there’s the actual theory videos which on their own are already really high quality. Then there’s there’s the arg on top of these theories which is just as well made.
I think that these are still part of the arg
Plus he got sponsored by good meat farms that as we know is connected to the other videos
so true
I'm having a day off work and randomly starting watching these. I love how you started to incorporate the side horror story into this series and I also love seeing the 'most replayed' part is at the end of the video :)
It also feels worth mentioning that in the game, after Spongebob and Patrick are captured by the cyclops, they have a shared dream that takes place in some Goofy Goober theme park. Complete with the Goofy Goober himself leading them around. Clearly the cult has worked its way so deep into their minds for them to have such a dream.
Maybe the trip they taken to get the crown for Neptune was all fake because maybe according to your theory they got inside theirs mind and tried to verify if they have been brainwashed correctly and by putting all of this hints during the trip they could 100% verify if they would understand that goofy goober wasn't an actual cult
Interesting theories
I really wish he wouldve covered the game more, wouldve made it more interesting
this could explain why after the spongebob movie, the show changed. everyone’s personality were completely changed and based off of one trait. him singing the goofy goober song could also be brainwashing and that’s why everything changed in that season
Using an in-universe brainwashing plot to justify a decline in writing quality, now that's a big brain move
@@dinamitemaster not sway at all
But I’ve heard that the first movie takes place after the show.
The show changed because after the movie Stephen Hillenburg stopped working on it
2:05 skipped the add to see this, love how a theory is sponsored by a horror ARG that is one of my fav
17:58 I thought this was a sad scene about “a club hating gays” and trying to weed out which person was gay in the bar
Imagine going to school for film, having aspirations of being the next great director, then you end up being the most legendary spongebob conspiracy theorist. You never know where your journey will take you.
Yes, this thing, i believe it too.
Alex's theories are the most believable, cohesive and well scripted theories in the entire youtube.
Don't know if he is a legend yet, but he surely is THE BEST spongebob conspiracy theorist in the youtube, and for all the elements, not just the theory, like editing, meaningfully merging an another scary story of his own in a unique way, all his skills owe the success
A shame he absolutely hates being the SpongeBob conspiracy guy.
@@mattpace1026 I'm not so sure about that actually. As Inside A Mind's video showed, that might well be part of the ARG.
@@CantusTropus Do you really think he'd go as far as making an ARG if he wasn't pissed about being known for his SpongeBob theories?
@@mattpace1026 But that begs the question, why would he have started the whole SpongeBob conspiracy thing in the first place?
I wonder if Matpat is amused or horrified at how accurate this parody of his writing is. Like, it's absurd how good this is. Also, loved the animation of the muse in this episode
I'm waiting for Matpat to do a film theory on this.
@@brutusthebear9050 A theorist making theories about a theory and theorist? What is this sorcery?!
@@brutusthebear9050 he wouldn’t there’s to many holes revolving this theory half of the theory is based of a non canon spin off show which he calls it a prequel
@@Aurraislame Not the SpongeBob theory. The ARG
@@Aurraislame Yeah, but that is one piece of evidence, other than the Squidina evidence, I believe every other piece of evidence could still hold true. I also believe the Squidina we see in the Goofy Goober episode is the ACTUAL Squidina, and the little girl is the one that he imagines based off her.
I am oddly convinced about this theory.
1:16 Love the foreshadowing for the next conspiracies, very clever Alex..
I unintentionally started eating ice cream while watching and only realized one it said don't eat the ice cream lmfao
Dang hearing them sing the goody goober as they slowly die makes it so disturbing now
Ikr! I got chills
Bruh pause the video at 21:09 Patrick and Spongebob look creepy smiling super wide like that as they’re singing the goofy goober song and slowly dying.
Yeah dude
My goofy goober theory, its better then alex czcams.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/video.html
I wonder if a lamp is the only way they can die 🤔 I mean they can live is sunlight just fine but the lamp seems to be the only way.
Love the fact he’s used his SpongeBob theory popularity and still making it a horror skit
not a skit but an arg, pretty sure somewhere he mentioned this one company sponsored this video. companies probably connected with the arg
czcams.com/video/lse2qQCGVRQ/video.html
@@lightlylemony it is
This is your darkest one alex this one Gave me chills
OMG I totally forgot about the Pizza Cult, didn't even realize I was watching the same guy! Loved those videos and I love these ones too. Keep it up!
I love how at the end of the theory Alex just accepts his fate as a spongebob theorist, just like all the cult members accept the cult beliefs in the end
Damn
hmm maybe you're onto something here
Holy shit
It's all apart of the rpg
Also, he sponsors *HAPPY* Meat Farms, which appears to be more scandalous than the name suggests. Just like Goofy Goober is a bright colored facade for a cult...
I don’t know. I think I’m too dense for this, but there’s definitely more to this.
Theory: Happy Meat Farms seems to be sponsoring The Cynical Critic and now Alex Bale. I think that because each of them have been in some form of contact with The Monster and is contacting each of them, maybe to tell them about The Monster or something else
Watch inside a mind video on this it explains the arg it’s really good
Watch Inside a Mind
Sonc the blue rat.
That demonic cow is controlling bought of them that is why cow say I'm your Muse.There was even a muse written over her.
Maybe the monster is one of the mutated animals
6:23 HELP IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE WORSHIPPING THE SUN 😭
10:50 i mean spongebob and Patrick are both old enough to drink so maybe this is a sertant type of goofy goober ice cream that contains alcohol like that ice pops
ALRIGHT, Alex, I gotta say this: Your penchant for suspense is way better than any cheap jumpscare I know of. I appreciate that!
This theory tho czcams.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/video.html
My goofy goober theory, its better then alex czcams.com/video/B2KP4_SPaDc/video.html
Squidina actually first appeared in the episode "Goons on the Moon", where she is a teenager like Pearl. She was designed off of this appearance in "The Goofy Newbie" rather than her appearance in The Patrick Star Show.
She is Teenager on Goons on the Moon
and a Adult on The Goofy Newbie
and a little kid on Patrick Show
After rewatching this some time later. I realized that Patrick's ability or superpower in the SpongeBob movie the second SpongeBob movie.
Is literally the ability to grab ice cream and thin. Air was just shows that he's already a phone member of the cult
This has to be my favourite Spongebob theory of all. Because I already thought that GoofyGoobers has a dark secret.
This channel is possibly one of the best youtube arcs, an arc in an arc
You mean ARG?
Very under appreciated channel
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 no arc. Essentially a continuing storyline through episodes or volumes.
When do you think he's gonna rename him to SpongeBob guy because he's defenetly gonna do it at some point
@@josephhefley9701 Oh okay
These feel like waiting For Christmas Eve at this point
Yeah i can't sleep
seriously lmfao
Ikr
same
Straight up coping someone's comment
I have been thoroughly enjoying the Spongebob conspiracy videos, but this one in particular is extremely interesting. In some way, with enough time, I think I could come to the conclusions from all the other ones so far, but I NEVER would have thought of this one. Better yet, despite my inability to have realized this one myself, it's undeniable. Bravo!
When I first saw this video, I was like "Wait, Goofy Goober is some sort of a cult? You've got to be kidding me..." and thought that it was stupid. But then after I watched it this theory made a lot sense. I wanna know how you come up with these theories honestly!
You forget something. At the last moment spongebob transformed into a wizard. The highest rank in cults. With his highest level wizard charisma he set people free.
kind of impressed actually. I went into this expecting a silly joke theory or something but now I'm willing to believe some of the writers just think cults are really funny and thought it was funny to hint at goofy goobers being one
Not sure if funny is the word I'd use to describe cults but okay
oh hi what music is playing at 19:46, curious
@@coolorphans oh hi
@@yetiefer6935 oh hi
i think theyre kinda criticizing the wave of cults especially with the politic scenario of the world and whats a better way to do it without being accused of leftwing brainwashing than put it on kids shows
This is one of my favorite videos of yours! I sometimes come back to it, because it's still interesting and convincing.
But your "Don't feed the Muse" series is good too! Keep up the good work!
When he shows you the clock in the goofy goober building ( not the one following Patrick) the time that I found out was 4:44 *444* which stand for outstanding protection and guidance. It also stand for Ambition, pation, Stability, Balence, security, Responsibility, and practicality.
“This seemingly innocent ice cream parlor is a front for something sinister”
These seemingly innocent sponge bob theories are a front for something sinister
"innocent"
Something interesting that just has become apparent with the small bit of the creature we see is the fact that the creature has tentacles like squidward, speaks with the same grammer as mr krabs and has a voice like a demented Patrick.
@@lightlylemony fair xD
@@Timetraveler2411 soon its gonna say its from texas, married to a robot, and is voiced by tom kenny... either than or it will come out as being Stephen Hillenburg's ghost haunting an octopus.
The fact that he was able to start the Happy Meat farms arg WHILE also doing this is amazing.
I was looking for a happy meat farms comment. thank you :]
@@ashtonquarks6224 same
@@ashtonquarks6224 yep
Wait he started Happy Meat farms? Did I read that right?
@@sashaocallaghan3153 no he did not but he is a part of it (lots of lore in happy meat farms that i wont explain but there are videos explaining it)
"They were fake??"
"Ofc they were fake"
so thats where that line came from
This is one of the most scariest theories of SpongeBob yet
Everyone: ANOTHER THEORY
Me: oh shit another part of the spongebob theory cinematic universe
Some more of thoses lores let's go!
And the Bale Cinematic Universe
@@robby7499 BCU
@@robby7499 Spongebob Guy Cinematic Universe*
@@robby7499 SGCU
Something interesting about the "Shell City Revival Scene" is that we see a lot of Starfish. Some bluish, some pinkish. It just so happens that in the Patrick Star Show, Pat's dad is bluish and his mom is pinkish. Who isn't to say Patrick's extended family also fell victim to the Goofy Goobers, hence we rarely see any Starfish in the main show?
@Plague doctor ...bro
SUBMIT THAT TO ALEX HE WILL LIKE THAT
ALEX NOT THE CAT PLEASE! ANIMALS ARE WHERE I DRAW THE LINE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭
After video input: GOD DAMN IT ALEX!
When Alex said that the eyes on the clock seems to follow him,then he started work there,in the movie the clock was staring forward at the kids
Just like SpongeBob embraced being a goofy goober, Alex embraced being the SpongeBob guy
Does that make us his Clan Members?
@@Vanessa-bb2qo when do we get ice cream? what gives?
@@mauriciorosales3972 or the drugs wtf xD
Probably because his Spongebob content is so popular.
One of cults main thing is that they strip you from your identity